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Probably made 5 cents on a day trade
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Only 4 robinhood took the other penny |
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Where were you an hour ago, you god damned genius?
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I’m sorry I wasn’t here sooner for you brother, next time you need to gift a basket lmk I’ll even do a step by step guide |
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I don't even have that much money to play with, godspeed
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I dont have them too anymore lolz |
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Wtf are you trying to say? It’s low volume because Christmas is in two days...
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thats what I tried to say. That the mkts are closed and even if big boys wanted to make money they wouldnt be able to. |
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Nice
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Nice |
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Really?
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Ah, I think I have. Saw it in that biotech subreddit a while ago |
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It’s def a weird chart .. it looks like a super sub par spy mirror .. but a 8% div huh? Would be interested to see total return vs spy .. but question why not just buy spy ? Like is something supposed to happen for norw to diverge from tracking spy but with a giant div ?
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Dude I didn’t even see the dividend holy fuck that’s high |
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Blasphemer!
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I know but shorts area dead and now they taunt them |
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That seems optimistic but who knows?
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My calls are 12/27 $56.50 so I don't need 57 but I'd like it |
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probably tomorrow
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Ok thank you |
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hello fellow Chicaghoes
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Chicago gang rep |
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Fire your CEO and your stock goes up? Ok...
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Fire a CEO who oversaw and likely facilitated not only a decline of the aero- part of their business but also the -space part of their business in the same year*
Yeah, this is generally favorable news. |
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Obama is gone
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🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 |
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Cool and I’m paid ho. While your broke ass buying at $420 hoping for $425.
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I don't trade Tesla lol |
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My azz still hurts from Dec 2018. Santa fucked me hard and still drank the glass of milk
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Santa's still got those remaining 24% to have fun lol |
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Yes but who long does a pro football career last?
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Lately football careers seem to be lasting up to a few years before their death. |
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Quit being a bitch, go seals them fuckers do what they want and book deal tendies after.
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As of Friday I’m in the space force so maybe that the way to go! Space marines do pretty well in sci-fi, typically. Better than I do in trading at least. |
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This year seemed to be filled with “stocks don’t do that” analysis but they did still and then some.
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Right but based on what? Our bright amazing future without recession next 2 years?? |
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Yea yea u so doom and gloom.
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It's not doom and gloom. There is always somewhere to invest and an investment vehicle to carry. Energy, gold, silver, and resi REITs are all performing amazingly right now. With gold and energy having a ton of room for upside. |
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What’d it say?
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Let me know when someone tells you. |
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Do you plan on selling at open or wait until close?
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I like to hold until 15 minutes before market close on my positions, unless it’s just a straight sell strategy in which case I just hold until expiration. Assuming you called it correctly and things are going your way, the longer you hold the more money you make as the option you sold gets closer to 0. |
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Shitpost?
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Smells like it. |
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to offset short term losses?
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To buy and forget |
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ITM but my timing was terrible. Bought the 'dip' today this morning so my calls are currently down since we never recovered from that selloff.
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Same with Disney fuck |
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I don't know what you mean, I'm young and I don't know what I'm doing.
Also it was less than 47 trades, I made a big chunk of that this morning off ITCI
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Are you trolling or legit think that what you're doing is a viable market trading strategy? WSB has melted my brain and I can't tell who is serious and who is an asshole anymore. |
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Boyfriends don’t have periods either
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BRB getting gay |
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That’s why you buy contracts a few months out...
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I don't see how having a longer dated expiry negates your stop loss getting activated and your contracts getting sold |
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7% dividend is high for a stock I’m using to hedge against SPY.
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Hmm .. I dunno man, not sayin it’s not viable, just that I don’t see how it’s viable I guess ? It seems to track spy almost directly ? |
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$PTI
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No way. |
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Wait you mean you're not supposed to share your SSN with everyone??
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ok google how to mass unsend message |
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**Nice**
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Nice |
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Nice.
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Nice |
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Congrats op! I've got the tri motor reserved as well :D
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$1000 says u refund the deposit |
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Hopefully the opposite of what it did last year.
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Hopefully the opposite of what you said |
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You would have to be an idiot to hold NOK.
Source: have $NOK
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Eyyyyyy |
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Me
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Oh, Not you though. You deserve it. |
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Not really, because losses already offset other gains you had, and if they don’t, you’re allowed to carry forward your losses indefinitely and then use $3k per year of them to offset gains. So there’s no reason to try to take cap gains on purpose to use the losses, if that makes sense. Basically, taxes on gains have to be paid right away, tax offsets on losses can be carried forward.
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Say someone had 30k in realized losses, 20k in realized gains, and 20k in unrealized gains right now? Why wouldn't someone realize 10k of the potential gains now instead of waiting till next year? |
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I was forced to sell all my stocks a year ago. I am not currently involved with the stock market. I am merely pointing out that it impossible for a company like Tesla to lose money quarter over quarter and continue to remain in business, much less have record highs in stock. This is a bubble, and when it pops, a lot of people are going to hate life.
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Retard |
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Take this gay shit to r/investing
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Blue chip and indexes? I think we have a lost redditor. |
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I want to liquidate som potions so o can get in amazon calls
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I like it. 1830 short term imo |
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They overshot the goal. 425 now.
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REVERT COURSE |
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We only qualified for a partial Roth one year... And I'm not doing backdoor with the pro rata rules.
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Do you have a 401k? If so roll your Ira into 401k and then pro rata rules don’t apply |
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Even for a Roth IRA?
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you will owe taxes and penalties on any gains you withdraw early, but won’t owe either on any money you withdraw that you previously contributed to the account |
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Your dad is gay. So are both of my dads
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Fuck it, we’re all gay. |
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And Lexus for LGBT fucking idiots...
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What's your car of choice then? |
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Got it, thanks for the reply!
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Just gave me a new play of the week with my mini account |
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Homemade gold for you for making me laugh and I don’t have reddit coins 🥇
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You’re poor and retarded. |
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$BA...!?
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I've already sold puts on BA. |
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Lol try biotech
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You don't buy shares of biotech, why would you? |
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Lean is disgusting lol, literally just drinking straight opioids. At least DXM you get some trippy visuals as your liver fails 😎
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Fuck your legal drug. That’s pussy shit. Smoke some meth and make retard tendies like the rest of us. |
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Nice
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Nice |
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TA is perfect for machine learning. If humans can recognize patterns, so can computers.
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Agree, unfortunately you also need the context to make sense of the pattern, so for instance you can detect a cycle in your data, but if you don't know what is driving the cycle you will blindly predict the next one, presumably you will also bet money and then it will not repeat itself due to fundamental reasons, and you will loose the bet. |
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IATA if I don't even care any more? I always assume it's either a troll or OP it's legitimately so dumb that he doesn't *deserve* to keep his money.
He'll either learn why this isn't gonna work, or he'll go broke... maybe both. Hopefully both.
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Yeah, and if they're serious we get a good chuckle later down the line. |
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The short term was sold for a smaller amount than the longer term was bought, so the trade took money out of my account. But the long term call is dated further out, so if SPY lands at 321.50, the shorter term collapses to 0 and I get to keep all the premium, but the longer term does not because the underlying went up on the day and it doesn’t expire until the 27th.
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O understood. Banging for spy to stay below 321.50 today for max premium gain to cover part of the cost of the longer dated call and hopefully spy to exceed 321.50 on 27 Dec to make money. Didnt uds at first cause maybe your platform doesn't include the cost u paid for the longer calls. |
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Where are you getting an average for the CAPE in the 16’s?
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https://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe
I have not verified this information nor acted upon it. You may check the numbers on Mr. Shiller's website |
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I thought he was highlighting the 'NK' part in reference to the NK gift.
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Honestly I've no clue lol what's the NK gift tho? |
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No he said he had a private entity willing to buy a serious amount of stock at 420 but that wasn’t true. Got fined for market manipulation
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Thanks ... the 400 was sticking in my head and I couldn’t remember. |
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It’s still going
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Dollar dump |
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Reverse psychology
*black guy taps his head *
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Real nibba |
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Holy shit you're right. May I interest you in a top level director position at a prestigious bottled water upstart poised to revolutionize the world?
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😂😂😂😂 but seriously if it's not some gourmet water fancy bottle... Make it cost less and you'll sell more. 😏 |
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IMHO, the SPY will take a shit once a Democrat starts to poll higher than trump, and not a moment sooner.
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Most of the dems have been polling higher than trump the whole time. |
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Next stop $8008 😉
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Holy shit 8008 is doable in my lifetime.
$ 800.85 is probably the next stop on the meme train |
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Millennials are in their 30s fam
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The youngest millenial right now is 24. 1995 was the last batch of millennials. |
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Called it!
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Hahahahah I was half serious / half joking when I wrote it but damn! |
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This is WSB, a neutral account is the same thing as winning the megamillions jackpot.
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One of us |
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Nice
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Nice |
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the best thing about theta gang is that the ticker barely even matters.
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I need premium baby. And by premium I mean ur SC |
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Hey they might all be broke
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Well they are now |
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Nice
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Nice bear trap |
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Blue chip and indexes? I think we have a lost redditor.
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A lost gay redditor |
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Then turn those losses into more losses exponentially and you can continue the theta train for life
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So lose 20k this year make 40k next year pay zero taxes? |
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Just buy the car on margin
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Buy a model 3 on 50% finance, sell the model 3 use the full amount as a down payment on an S.
Then sell the S and use that as a deposit on a Roadster.
Free money (subject to your PRT) |
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[Get in line](https://youtu.be/KUxMY77i0q4?t=1m53s)
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This so called king of burgers, is it popular among your peers?
https://i.imgur.com/TS6tXZ5.jpg |
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I don’t get it, NORW is a single etf with a 7%, I’m genuinely curious where your confusion is coming from.
Why does small etf = large dividend, which leads to share value decline?
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Because of the market cap bro |
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nice thanks, some retard on reddit said they couldn't but that was the only comment I found that said it, and no one corrected them.
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I haven't tried switching from phone to pc. I did buy a separate little Bluetooth adapter for pc, so I imagine you may have to open the Bluetooth menu for either and just select them quick |
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They don’t sell just cars, there’s been another big battery project in Australia and we’ll start to see more revenue from solar and maybe some insurance.
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True, there is some upside in connected products.
But in reality they only gained 110k clients this year, tesla wont own the whole EV market in a few years time, competition will kick in once the real money is made with EV.
Dont get me wrong, tesla is cool, I made money with calls this year, but 420 per share is nothing more than a meme, shilled by Elon and his fanboys. |
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Costco lives in 292 - 295. It's not going to move anymore than that.
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Stonks only go up |
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the things that actually make you money no matter what the stock does over time.
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wat |
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Because your a fucking retard there I said it
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I dont know how many times he has to hear it |
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I KISSED A MAN!🤢
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And you like it? |
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>SPCE
Dumb name...wait ... 'The Spice Must Flow!'
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It’s a dumb name, even dumber investment. All the guys piling money into this company with no revenue and no customers are the same guys who make crying posts on Dec 31 asking why they always lose and how they have no friends and just want someone to comfort them on the holidays. |
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Nooice
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Noooice |
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Fyi they do not approve/follow addons for 90%. Its actually around the high 70s low 80s depending how far back you grab data for.
And odds are Palforzia will get a yes from the FDA.
Fyi, it's a BLA not a NDA and odds are it will come with a black box warning(Aimmune proposed it to stave off a CRL etc due to requirements on where and how to dose)
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>Fyi, it's a BLA not a NDA and odds are it will come with a black box warning(Aimmune proposed it to stave off a CRL etc due to requirements on where and how to dose)
Newb here. How does this being a BLA and having a black box warning affect your opinion on the potential of this stock? |
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Thank you boss
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Wait till after Xmas so you don't lose out on all those sweet presents. Feeling for u tho |
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Nice
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Nice |
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AMD $50 😨
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Well be there by EOD at this rate. |
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Is it necessary to tag things like that here? My apologies; I'll be better about that in the future.
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Lmao naw bro I was just being a dick. That's why I said sfw instead of NSFW |
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Right but based on what? Our bright amazing future without recession next 2 years??
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Time in the market matters more. I agree things are overvalued. But things aren’t going to stop running until trump is out of office or after J pow is done with his LGBTQE |
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Welcome back. I love your outtake on VIX. Keep them coming
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More to come. Vix is going to be a hot trade if we catch it after the pop of China news etc.
I still feel it will only go to 15-20 though, I don't think we will have it RIP to 50-90 until 2021 or later. |
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$1000 says u refund the deposit
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On what basis? I've made over 100k in the past 3 months on TSLA alone. Do you doubt my abilities to make another 70k in 2 years? |
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Im pretty defeated right now. This just ruined the rest of the year for me. Out 6.2k today
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I'm down about 10k since yesterday evening....I feel you man |
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One day we are all going to be posting comments about crazy ROI on weed stocks. I need to think of positions.
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Trulieve,
Grow generation,
Planet 13,
IIPR
You can thank me later |
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How you doing?
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Just exited position! approx: -30K loss. Will post tomorrow screenshot once IB updates positions.
Sad, I expected better. Every market opens it's been getting dumped. |
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N63 is not reliable long term I agree but your a clown for calling it a turd and not an M engine.
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It's not though. M engines almost all have the S designation. |
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yeah but then he has to live in texas or florida
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what is so wrong about cheap COL places that anyone with any sort of cash flow absolutely refuses to set foot there |
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Maybe the real adventure was the friends we made along the way?
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N'yah! |
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Indeed, he could have lived like a king in the midwest.
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Or anywhere else on the west coast, it’s the most expensive city in the country. |
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Yup priced in.
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Guh |
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So if you own Walmart you don't shop there? I hope your trolling.
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Wooooooosh. |
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this is not true, stop lying for karma
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Okay, why was I banned then? |