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[INST] They have twice as many brain cells as other wall street autists. It's only a shame that 2 x 0 = 0 [/INST] LMAO

[INST] You ever know a person who is such an asshole and you just want to beat the shit out of them. That’s theta. [/INST] ThetaGang bitches.

[INST] RIP $10k. Shoulda yolo’ed [/INST] Guh101

[INST] Hopefully you took my advice [/INST] You’re retarded I’m a genius

[INST] Bro I bought more today. 8% dividend. Hit me up in six months to ask me if I am still holding [/INST] hope it works out for you man

[INST] I think this was called optionsellers.com [/INST] Sooooo, did it work out? I can imagine that investor was happy to report great returns for his clients, which he shared in a joyful big smile over a high quality video.

[INST] You idiots I was tryna make him google [/INST] I did but nothing came up

[INST] Noooice [/INST] Nice

[INST] This is the best so far. Thank you. [/INST] This is classic wsb training material. It should be required reading.

[INST] This is good for $AMD [/INST] This is GUH for $AMD

[INST] He belongs here. [/INST] If you’re stupid enough to live in SF you can’t be helped. It’s not even that nice there, that’s the hilarious part. So many homeless people they have to have a community poop patrol where they go around baggying all the human shit from people LITERALLY SHITTING all over the streets.

[INST] What's the damage?? [/INST] -25% Get out OP

[INST] Is it homo if a WSB mod licks it? [/INST] No homo bro. The peanut butter provides a barrier, kinda like a dental dam.

[INST] SF? LOL just move one state over [/INST] Just move like a few zip codes over and youd be fine

[INST] I’d probably cash out cause time decay can crush over the holidays [/INST] What is time decay?

[INST] I actually only started 'investing' this year. How bad was it. I have seen the charts. But how did it *feel*. [/INST] For me it was like when something happens that's so bad you can only laugh.

[INST] In terms of per capita consumption, the average Chinese citizen only consumes 5 cups compared to Europe’s ~ 250 cups a year. I know the population differences skews a lot, just need to get them hooked on the stuff first then it’s Apollo Luckin to the moon [/INST] Whats the deal with this stat? Is a large portion of China still not urbanized? Why the fuck on average is a Chinese only drinking 5 FUCKING CUPS OF COFFEE A YEAR!? WTF? I get that these are per capita (some people don't drink coffee) but what the hell? Is tea the caffeine drink of choice?

[INST] Confusing post indeed [/INST] I think OP is saying the new Star Wars ride is kick ass and that's going to drive a positive ER vs any Star Wars movie or tv show. Or OP is just an autistic gay retard... could go either way

[INST] Got it, so let's say I open a call credit spread for a $30 credit and a $1 width of spread. Since the collateral is $100, right after I open the position I get debited $70? [/INST] Yeah that’s essentially it, the $70 is held as collateral until you close the sold portion of the position

[INST] GF3 Shanghai is cranking out cars [/INST] CHINA

[INST] San Francisco and Seattle are interested in your idea, maybe rebrand as ShytCity and market as “an alternative to sidewalks”. [/INST] Should propose this to the kids in r/SanFrancisco

[INST] This is GUH for $AMD [/INST] *Guh for Intel

[INST] Tweets with a price change are.. Discussing that shorts will be burned is.. and many other things he has said. [/INST] He posted the price after it had happened, he’s flirting a fine line but not doing anything they are actually going to be able to pin him for...when you essentially lie and say you have an offer to buy out for $420 then you can get hit with market manipulation...when you say the stock is so high at $420 then post a screenshot of price at $420.69 you’re just a meme CEO

[INST] I agree it can’t fail and will be a winner long term, I think more uncertainty ahead hurts stock or keeps depressed though a bit longer [/INST] Fine by me as long as it doesn’t decline too much to hurt my spreads! Any normal dip now is just more spread opening opportunities

[INST] It’s a medium of exchange that is enforced. And you aren’t going back to bartering under political influence. Read it, and instead of letting ur feelings get hurt, look at the world through reasoning. Truth is tough but that doesn’t make it false. [/INST] Bartering sucks, why would we want to go back?

[INST] Why you say that? [/INST] Dm me I will send you all the UBER DD you want

[INST] See my last post [/INST] what was your initial entry cost per contract? I see it hit a low of $2.34 on Dec 17th. So i am guessing you doubled your money from $50k to $100k, right?

[INST] He would have had to pay big for having calls for 1 year and past. [/INST] Not true. Had he put 10k into Apple leaps he would likely have had the same return on 1/4 th the investment

[INST] When a midget plays miniature golf, does he just call it golf? [/INST] Yes

[INST] I travel to SF a lot from Sac. Never seen a hint of poop on the streets. Once you get to SF you know why people like it there. [/INST] Careful, you're gonna make Fox News viewers heads explode.

[INST] 💪💪💪😈😈👊👊 Your hired !! WELCOME TO RUTHLESS CAPITAL We have escorts on retainer and buying the dip on spy$ and Tesla$ is mandatory [/INST] Thank you MR. Ruthless CEO! I will not disappoint you! 🥰🥰😍🥇

[INST] Doi: 10.1086/260062 Enjoy! [/INST] My hero 😍

[INST] Set up another trade account with your bank for these type of trades that aren’t in WS [/INST] yeah doing it on the 27th

[INST] It’s easy to lose $$? [/INST] I need to see a screen shot of this. I'm also at a loss as to what you are doing and losing money in this market

[INST] Handing out equality [/INST] Handing out a dream

[INST] So happy I bought silver at 14 per ounce. Did it at 17 years old. Now im big brain autist that sold it when it was at 14.03 per ounce! [/INST] good thing you could afford that condom money

[INST] if you timed it correctly you're a king [/INST] I got lucky is all that happened.

[INST] 6 figs isnt hard to make if you have freedom and are willing to travel and bust your ass. You can get that without a diploma [/INST] I agree. I’m a college dropout. Self-taught my profession, and I cleared $175K last year. Now I blow all of it based off my screeching autism and shitty stock tips. #couldntbehappier

[INST] Whats the deal with this stat? Is a large portion of China still not urbanized? Why the fuck on average is a Chinese only drinking 5 FUCKING CUPS OF COFFEE A YEAR!? WTF? I get that these are per capita (some people don't drink coffee) but what the hell? Is tea the caffeine drink of choice? [/INST] Focus on the tea. Not the coffee. LK just launched Tea this year. Winner.

[INST] I love you [/INST] <3 u 2. U getting in?

[INST] Reddit told me you need at least 2M annually to afford a studio apartment in the tenderloin [/INST] 2M might get you 8 hours a day in some Chinatown dumpster, gotta have at least 5 if you want a bed

[INST] That is correct, rather than buy companies that have to increase their P/E and use share buybacks to push share price up. I would buy energy and gold, which have compressing P/E and will increase in share price naturally. [/INST] Instead of buying companies with brands that allow their products to generate healthy margins with relatively low capital expenditures, you want to buy companies that require tremendous capital expenditures to produce commodities? XOP is really beat up, but still basically a gamble on the global economy remaining strong.

[INST] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA [/INST] 😂

[INST] wat [/INST] Shares on margin are the Boomer instruments to store cash in, between YOLO options plays.

[INST] It's a cruel lesson to realize that rich people aren't necessarily smart. [/INST] That's what pissed me off the most.

[INST] You called? [/INST] I love this sub so much and you guys

[INST] Up 225k across all Tesla contracts this week [/INST] that's more like it

[INST] Thanks, but I’m not gay [/INST] ask for advice and then troll the person honestly trying to help you...nice

[INST] It's getting way too absurd though. Indexing was supposed to be an easy and effective way to invest, they have turned it into God's true and only way to get positive returns. Anyone claiming to make money any other way is called a fraud. Considering price at all is dismissed as 'market timing'. It's like LMAO would you buy current companies at 10x the price? [/INST] Yep exactly.

[INST] oh no no no. up 5% now. pepelaugh [/INST] Yikes

[INST] getting your soul taken out huh...sign me up [/INST] Open your mouth, here comes the 💩

[INST] -25% Get out OP [/INST] Believe me, I'm out and long gone

[INST] It's not doom and gloom. There is always somewhere to invest and an investment vehicle to carry. Energy, gold, silver, and resi REITs are all performing amazingly right now. With gold and energy having a ton of room for upside. [/INST] I just keep hearing about how the economy is on the brink of collapse, yet it keeps on keeping on.

[INST] Back in my day, a few months ago, people would be laughing at you for saying this, oh how times have changed. [/INST] The future is now old man.

[INST] Spicy chicken sandwich, please. [/INST] Add a vanilla frosty for my asshole

[INST] I bought and sold a couple times throughout the year but it never went in my favor. For example when China said “stay tuned” for future retaliation I sold everything, but they never really retaliated and stuff mooned at my expense which I eventually bought back. [/INST] lesson learnt, china is fake and gay. Fake news

[INST] Username checks out. [/INST] Godamn right!

[INST] You think I'll have time to attend school while working 60+ hrs/week? I already feel like a zombie [/INST] No, you don’t have to go to school, or take any of my advice. However, you’ll need to get off minimum wage at some point. It sounds like you really have no plan to do that. If you want to make more money, you need to get away from the “job” and go get a career and profession. What about trade school? Electrician, mechanic, Plummer, etc are all very respectable and well paying professions.

[INST] Trust us, it’s more “efficient” this way. While we’re at it, we should disrupt the “making your own food” and “watching your own TV” industries. [/INST] No one should be forced to watch their own TV, that’s so 1990’s!

[INST] They are doing heavy buybacks for anyone wondering what fueled this [/INST] How do buybacks increase the stock?

[INST] Are you retarded? [/INST] Holy shit I thought I was retarded

[INST] Yeah man, no one could disprove such a well thought out thesis. A genius capable of making a comment like yours is so fucking smart, no one could possibly counter. Holy fuck dude, you need to call NASA or some other shit, your genius is too precious to waste. Let me suck your huge 2.5 inch weiner dude [/INST] Thank you sir *unzips pants*

[INST] Only big brains people go to the least populated area to do the business [/INST] I need a lot of space when I shit. 💩

[INST] Sounds like a wonderful dream, but you’re gonna have to wake up soon. [/INST] 12 more days.

[INST] R you kidding? 2019 deliveries won’t be nearly as important as 2020 guidance. [/INST] I am talking about 2nd or 3rd of Jan when Tesla will announce yearly and quarterly deliveries. They always announce deliveries for last quarter, 2 to 3 days in the next quarter. They will give guidance for 2020 during Q4 Earnings report CC which will be end of Jan. Two very different things.

[INST] N..no....I'm not a pussy coward😟 [/INST] So hold till the fucken death 👊👊👊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 FIST ON CHEST NO FEAR !! ( 339$ ) is when I will sell my shares I bought today at 332.98 So there that If u need Boeing to go higher yes u might wanna cut looses in time for tax

[INST] Dude are u bullish or bearish Because iv been trading for 17 years and am very bullish I bought today under 333 [/INST] only retards are bearish big stupid fuck gay retards

[INST] This is why 50% of gamblers get addicted: if the first bigger coin-flip wager wins undeserved it gets you addicted for a lifetime. [/INST] I wrote this in a way to make myself sound like an idiot, but I knew what I was doing.(somewhat)

[INST] Autism and gambling addiction. Drug use optional but inevitable [/INST] I love drugs.

[INST] Or he could live like literal royalty (and likely have lower tax burdens) in one of the nicer undeveloped countries, like Malaysia, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Bulgaria, or Tennessee. [/INST] In Tennessee, can confirm. Laughably low taxes and cost of living, we even have shoes here now.

[INST] I know I don't like seeing the world progress into a hyper-capitalist dystopian nightmare but I may as well profit off it. [/INST] Thats the spirit

[INST] You’re missing the point of the strategy. The point is that you’re being capital efficient by using a stock replacement strategy. You don’t care about the result since you’re employing asymmetry of risk. [/INST] But he has margin so it doesn’t matter. If you’re constrained by your cash, sure. But also, your options can expire worthless or have a worse return than buying stock if it trades sideways, down, or just slightly up. Buying options is for bigger moves than expected.

[INST] No. [/INST] Real shit?

[INST] I think the OP got the terminology wrong, the title says short but in the post he said he went long on puts. This makes me believe he actually sold puts to open. So if BA stays above 300 till 1/17/20 the op will earn 830$ [/INST] no i said short the stocks via puts. same thing. both bet on underlying to go down. note i am not saying crash all i am saying is correction.

[INST] The fact that he's getting less than 3% return on his passive income and hasn't contingency planned for inflation despite not even being 40 made me realize he didn't think this through. At all. [/INST] One of my autist friends actually said something intelligent one day. He said, “You have to be good at making money, saving money, and investing it. Very rarely is someone good at all three things.” Clearly this guy was good at the first two but not the third thing.

[INST] What stock apple ? Or msft? [/INST] Avgo then dis , now I'm stuck in dis at 147

[INST] what is so wrong about cheap COL places that anyone with any sort of cash flow absolutely refuses to set foot there [/INST] Mostly left wing snootiness.

[INST] Do you have a 401k? If so roll your Ira into 401k and then pro rata rules don’t apply [/INST] Contribute to IRA (post-tax) and roll to 401k (pre-tax)? That's going to trigger a taxable event... Otherwise, everyone would be doing it this way. And any payout from the 401k would be taxable. How does that help?

[INST] Jesus, this guy looks like the fucking crypt keeper [/INST] Ha

[INST] AIMT and AGRX are two others to look towards for positive FDA PDUFA in feb 2020. IMO [/INST] Thank you sir. Merry Christmas I hope we all get tendies

[INST] Yeah, this one feels more like AMRN than ITCI, this one already as a $2 billion market cap, ITCI was in the tens of millions. Probably not a bad one to play for the run up/playing the pop on approval, but I’d be pretty shocked by anything staggering until there’s a buyout. [/INST] I think there is bigger downside risk here too because it is partially baked in and people are expecting approval. It would be wise to hedge your position to limit potential losses

[INST] F*k Facebook man ,I lost 3k on FB calls today [/INST] Let me guess, your calls expire this Friday??

[INST] But this buy is only 35% of their total investment? Nestle didn’t buy 18% @ 30.27. [/INST] Someone slapped the ask pre-market this morning for 250 shares and paid over $1 market value to be the first purchase of the day. lol. Not that big of a buy, but displays the bullishness.

[INST] I'm all in daddy 3% after hours [/INST] Well played :)

[INST] Join the lighting ride [/INST] Getting in?

[INST] If Christ is with you, who can be against you...other than all the bears, SPY, AMD, BA, FB, NIO, NVDA....pretty much everything. Fuck, Jesus can’t help our autism. [/INST] How can bears be against you at the same time as $SPY

[INST] good thing you could afford that condom money [/INST] Won’t even need a condom too ugly for women

[INST] China is ass hoe [/INST] China big gay

[INST] Yes and just like everyone has said for years past, this is definitely happening this coming year. Pay no mind to any other factors. This is all you need to know. The arguments you're making in this thread are logical enough, but the market doesn't have to be. [/INST] Idk if going against logic is as bold as you think it is. If the market corrects every bull is going to be absolutely toast. I know the market never makes sense, but the only way in HELL the markets can keep going up is if actual retards (this sub) keep buying into it.

[INST] Me too! Are you gambling directly or do you do the analysis first and start gambling afterwards? [/INST] This guy smells like r/investing.

[INST] Nothing is safe to short in this market. [/INST] Yep. Because hedge funds just push valuations to ridiculous levels and use shorts to fuel the pump. Then they swiftly pull the rug trapping everybody that gave up on shorting and bought in. It just one giant fuck you to the average investor.

[INST] Yeah, but the gains [/INST] were either buying yachts or eating meals at the soup kitchen baby

[INST] What are they going to do, arrest your? HAHHAHAHAHAHA [/INST] Owning a ? is my constitutional right!

[INST] The guy thinks $300k per year is the minimum threshold for middle class. How he amassed $3M in investment banking is beyond me. [/INST] Probably secretly started with dad’s 5 million

[INST] Or anywhere else on the west coast, it’s the most expensive city in the country. [/INST] dawg he could've moved like 2 hrs away and been fine damn

[INST] That’s kinda what I thought! Ok I hear you and get ya. I’m appreciative of what I got and hope to keep it up. Side note: shit man I wish I had $500 extra every month. That’d be the shit! [/INST] Try earning more or spending less.

[INST] That's exactly what it did this year.. in fact it hasn't done anything except go down since November (Y). Lifes a trip.. [/INST] A general decrease in temperature in winter is P R I C E D I N. If the temperature decreases but not by the expected amount, prices will drop

[INST] > Vega is not a greek letter, what is this shit? [/INST] Yeah idk what that’s about.

[INST] 'Whoa... the stock is so high lol' - Elon Musk [/INST] Elon’s favor weather formation? Mesohigh.

[INST] Buying options is not solely for larger than expected moves. You obviously do not intimately understand how options work. If you conduct a scenario analysis of all of the potential outcomes using stock vs stock replacement you come out ahead on nearly every single potential outcome. [/INST] 99% of WSB doesn't understand options anymore. Since it hit /all this year there's been an influx of 'traders' who use stocks, paper, or are just here to meme without knowing anything about the market let alone what delta signifies.