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Goddamn, $60k? Over how long ?
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Maybe he was short. *Badum tiss* |
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Are you joking? Cause robinhood may actually be able to make that work
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Instead of it being 100 shares its 10 |
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Why don't they just roll out the fractional shares? It is like the stupid card. They put you on a waiting list.
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Gotta buy enough shares and “put them in a dark pool” for us first |
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I just tried Trader Joe’s nugs, they are dank. Best nuggets. I’m getting all their tendies next time. Takes time, 420 for 10 min then flip, 10 more. Lime hot sauce and you are living the good life
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You deserve to get hit by a bus |
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Just a couple bros helpin each other bust a nut
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Where's the bot that says bro when you need him? |
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Gotta get your money's worth. Remember, you're gonna have to leverage that full coverage insurance when you demolish the interior. Just say you caught some homeless guys fuckin in there.
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>you're gonna have to leverage that full coverage insurance when you demolish the interior.
Or when she has a heart attack mid-fucking and dies. |
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Dont bet against the mouse
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Best advice on the sub right here. |
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Oh wow. New definition to pump and dump. Like when I watch Peloton cycling videos while I’m on the toilet.
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This |
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Toyota has “Toyota Motor Credit Corporation” bonds which are bonds of the financing of cars. It’s the same concept as Mortgage securities, just with car loans. All the big car companies have their own motor credit Corp which they sell bonds from
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There's nothing wrong with bonds like that provided they are rated properly to reflect their risk. The housing market was a gong show because of the tranching and ratings agencies tagging shit as AAA |
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Yep. Tell ya what though theres no better dog than a rez dog. Most loyal loving dog you could ever imagine. Best boy to share tendies with.
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I used to live in Whiteriver and had two rez dogs. Haven't had a better dog since. |
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Ok word I've heard people talk about that. What do you do just email them?
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Email/Call I prefer call |
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Sure just tell me what stock will turn $1000 into $10M in under 5 years
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At this rate, AMD. |
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WC lvl?
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nice. |
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Bro just start teaching yourself to program, build a little github account with some decent work, you can easily make 70k sitting on your ass drinking coffee playing on you computer with you stonks up on a side monitor
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If only it were that easy. |
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I've never seen a titty I didnt like. But Tulsis rack is less than impressive. I bet pelosi ol saggy titties are better looking.
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So edgy |
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algos use fibs (among other things), you'd be an autist to ignore them.
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No, you’d be intelligent to ignore them. |
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Fuck, I thought about buying this one too
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if u buy in when u see a fat red dildo it might not be too late |
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Why is he always a cop?
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When you've been a cop for 30 years, you start looking at things sideways. |
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I never said there is anything wrong. I just said these bonds are similar to mortgage ones, which they are.
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But they're not. Again, not cut up and repackaged like the MBSs of the early 2000s, and properly rated (or at least better). |
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Get at least 3x ho for maximum bliss
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Damn, 4-some action huh? |
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Your IRA stocks are getting beat up by regulators which is what is keeping them at sane levels. By no means will the regulations destroy them, but don’t expect much other than the dividends.
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\+13.38% on $MO and +12.67% on $CVS I would hardly call that getting beat up... |
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Ahh thanks. I was looking at some bio tech site and this ticker was mentioned. Prob put a small position strangle on this.
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His comment was wrong on multiple levels , but what does it matter its approved noe |
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Oh shit. And I thought my weekly 45.5c were ambitious!! May tendies bless us both
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YOLO |
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I had some shares for AUPH and now ITC this last month. How much can these stocks really run up now after the approval is priced in without any other updates or other pipeline drugs advancing trials? I haven’t been trying to invest in biotech companies like these before.
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I feel the same way, I sold my shares to realize the 100%+ profit and am not looking back. |
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My autism was raging, good catch
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On a serious note though I agree with you. I was in a jcp last year school shopping with my daughter and it was all either higher end 200+ crap or racks upon racks of cheap chinese stuff at like 3 for $10. Might buy a couple myself. |
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\#freeshkreli
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\#freeshekel |
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The only thing that should have ended with a period was the month your mom got pregnant with you instead
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Hey I set em up, you knock em down baby - ZING, ZANG, ZOOM |
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It's been years ago. I quit fucking with Chinese shit after that. I cant even remember the ticker. I was chasing penny stocks then, when I first started gambling.
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Those stocks literally exist to steal money from investors and to cash out after a few years. |
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Agreed
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The dude needs to be in jail. |
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Stop copying me!!
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Stops copies me! |
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If you make money the Goverment wants a percentage, so the trick is to not make money. Then the percentage you owe to the Goverment can be taken from the 0$ you earned.
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Then turn those losses into more losses exponentially and you can continue the theta train for life |
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They used to have a salad bar and their chili was in it. It was unlimited chili.
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Yea but their chili is just old patties they'd have to throw out, so it's still win-win. |
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Have you at least read the post? I'm saying I'm switching to gold
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Screenshots of the switch to gold are OK, but why not buy longdated puts on the SPY as well? If you're so sure. |
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eeek, good luck with BA
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I’m clearly autistic look at BA now , BA has an insane VEGA. |
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Trump said SPY would be 325 EOY?
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Yup. |
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It could be today. I have spoken.
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The best one liner to come out of a show in some time. Great reference. |
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People aren't realizing tendies are strips and nuggets are nugs. This aint a gold mining sub bitches. Its tendies or nothing.
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Let's see Paul Allen's card. |
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Caesar
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I've tossed your salad so many times bro. |
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Whatever ones grow in Ireland
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Gang gang bang bang IRA man this one wished me for a while |
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up to $22+ AH, puts go home
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These posts are fuckin hilarious to look at in hindsight lmao |
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20,000 chicken tendies
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Epic |
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You can have Roth if you are paying taxes here. Of course, I work and live here as well but don’t hold citizenship status
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Then you are obviously planning on staying a long time.
Do other countries recognize Roth and treat as such?
Can we assume that means you are planning on becoming a citizen? |
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we're twinsies! i mean not with the first two, but the roth. :P
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We only qualified for a partial Roth one year... And I'm not doing backdoor with the pro rata rules. |
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# LOOKS LIKE TENDIES' BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
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i bought 1 stonk in september
tendie for chrismas |
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About to hop on my absolute chad shit and make a fat sesame seed futures trade
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[Get in line](https://youtu.be/KUxMY77i0q4?t=1m53s) |
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Sold exactly when it hit 420 and took a picture.
[https://i.imgur.com/rPreF78.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rPreF78.jpg)
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did you also sell on google?
They don't buy shares from me anymore after what happened last time. |
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I mean I can buy puts with margin too now so either way
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Cant buy options on margin big guy |
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Memes are the greater gains
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Kharma is my dharma, guh is my mantra. |
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Stops copies me!
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no copy |
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Not at all, had a biochem undergrad, taught myself how to program after, now I’m a software engineer with a masters in bioinformatics building high throughput analytical pipelines around genomic data making wayyy more than 70k, if you’ve got a brain learning enough to get a 70k job should
Be easy.
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We get it, you take dick in the ass for money. |
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Elon Twitter 'Whoa … the stock is so high lol'
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420 joke is fine I guess haha |
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> I'd rather most people not know about this stuff.
Which is why you defended it, right? Because you would rather people NOT know.
Like I previously posted: give me a break.
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I'm saying some TA works without saying which one works. I'm defending it without getting into the details. I ain't sharing my kit kat bar. |
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nice
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nice |
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https://i.imgur.com/PvHNOH2.jpg
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That's fucking sick. Grats to the long.
I thought it was iffy and CRL was gonna happen as FDA asked for more shit but guess not. |
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But they're not. Again, not cut up and repackaged like the MBSs of the early 2000s, and properly rated (or at least better).
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This is true. The people buying these bonds are much more aware of the underlying assets than in 2008. |
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Agreed! I did a calculation on the best case and the worst case, and risk-to-reward seems reasonable to me.
Don’t worry...there’ll be many more opportunities like this. Hold tight!!
Good luck!!!
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You too, homie. |
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Did u win?
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No. Also didn't learn from it. Had to bust my bankroll a few times to learn not to gamble and about risk |
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Do you think it'll hit in the teens or 20's?
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Based off other HBV parternships/deals and my own analysis my estimation is between $8-$15 if all goes well. |
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Did they touch your 🅿️🅿️
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I don’t want to talk about it |
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This is incorrect, in order to be a bull gang general you must leverage yourself into having 110% of your net worth in TSLA stocks and calls.
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Alright.. j can do that |
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Do they come with robo deep throat action to help the weight loss?
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Before you posted that, you had a real chance of patenting it... |
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Yeah... definitely different over there
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Bunch of pump/dump idiots bolstering their own positions. Stocktwits is only good for making fun of people after they blow up their portfolio betting on clinical trial/FDA results. |
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Isn't that what is happening with uber...wework...companies that lose billions of dollars yet able to have high market caps just bc they're startup unicorns
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Wework, yes. Uber is actually a real company with a plan. It's a shitty plan, and I don't think they ever realize it, but comparing Uber to Pets.com isn't really fair. |
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the reason why boeing stock price is at that price today is due to the pumps from the ceo tho. without the constant pumps idk if itll do well. his pumps make trump and musk look like amateurs
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Lol no one with money to move markets trusted those ‘pumps’ or ‘lies’ and especially not after they halted production. The stock is so strong because it is backed by the govt and would be bailed out 10 times over before it goes bust. It’s too important for the US economy and military, and too big to fail. |
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The best one liner to come out of a show in some time. Great reference.
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What show? |
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🥳🥳
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😍🥰 |
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Anybody know what a “Pocketbook” is??
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Check books I think |
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You can mix numbers and letters. There's just a 6 character limit so TSLA 42 works but not TSLA 420 rip
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I meant inbetween. Like the one picture of the plate thats like 8B8BB8B8 or similar. Same applies to making a word using letters. Like t3s1a or similar. |
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Nice
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Nice |
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Got puts?
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Yessir |
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I bought em at market open ☠️
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F
I bought them around half an hour after open thinking it was a 400 IQ move. Turned out to be a true WSB one |
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Long dated?
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You know they were FDs all the way!! |
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It’s ridiculous
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Everybody: movies dont move the stock |
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[how about now?](https://twitter.com/imaoyani/status/1209150414597361666?s=21)
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Nice |
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If it doesnt squeeze before Christmas, my kids wont be getting any presents this year.
Not looking good for me or my kids.
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Easy solution: sell your kids |
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What do Granola chicks and options have in common? They 'put' out.
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But they’re never in the money.. |
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You can say what you want about the tenets of national socialism but at least it's an ethos.
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We believe in *nothing*, Lebowski, **NOTHING**. |
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I was confused about the horrible financial advice till I realised I was in r/WallStreetBets
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Just buy the car on margin |
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My dream is to finally break even after dozens of poorly thought out option plays 😍
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My dream is to finally keel over after drinking all these Monsters (: |
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I saw the post here last week and was prepared to buy calls with my last $2k... Then something came up and I forgot the whole idea until today.. 😢
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Mistakes were made. Reminds me that time I had 10 TSLA march calls and dumped them at 350 |
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Nice
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Nice |
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the obvious solution is just to stop working and spend all your time here. literally can’t go tits up.
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hummm. new plan developing.. Lest see how many tendies I make today.. |
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What area??
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Bay Area CA |
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You think wsb is for substance? Lol
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Of course in small doses there is good stuff. Unlike the rest of Reddit. But I do apologize that comment was more rude then it should of been. |
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So mad. I was gonna sell 20 credit spreads 7.5p/5p
Made the decision Saturday morning. They get approved this morning. Hate. Every. Thing.
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WVE new ITCI. Premium thick. Just like yo momma |
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'Alright Mike, what's your budget for today?'
'2.5 million dollars!'
'Wow that's great stuff Mike, great stuff. So tell me, what do you do for a living?'
'I have a small potato farm in my backyard that I sell to the local farmers market.'
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'I am a stay at home astronaut and my wife collects antique butterfly turds.' |
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If only it were that easy.
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Right? I tried for 2 weeks and was like nah I’m good fam. Too tedious for me, would much rather just do a couple taps in RH. |
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Call 87%
Put 38%
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What was the volatility when you bought them? And what was the ticket at? Just curious! |
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Yoyooyoyoyoyo
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hello fellow Chicaghoes |
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Same I also thought CRL would've been likely but the results of the most recent trial showed significant results which were not placebo and drug toxicity concerns had been addressed.
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The drug toxicity concerns are far from addressed....a single animal trial looking at metabolites not found in humans isnt addressing anything. It was a long shot and the FDA basically said meh whatever. |
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Absolutely. But then again, there seems to be no shortage of idiots. Buy moar.
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I'm waiting on my paychecks $___$ |
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Dummy next time run a algo program like me see if these puts been sold on bid or ask. Do the same for the call . Then come back with your peepee in your mouth sucking a horse nut
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What are you running to see what the puts were sold on the bid or ask? |
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Why did you have to check? I would have been way more surprised if he stayed silent.
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Honestly. This is pretty tame in comparison to tweeting that he’d be taking the company private at $420 |
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Same
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Congrats op! I've got the tri motor reserved as well :D |
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\#freeshkreli
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edit: I love yall more than my own dependents, and legally obligated payments to the federal government and ex wifes. Where do I cash these in for bitcoins? /s
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One hundred and three fucking silvers????? |
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Yeah, I don't really care about 10x play. I've had one in 6 years. That's what I've been looking into.. spreads. You can make decent money but it's definitely a monthly strategy rather than a daily one. Either way, loses are capped if it goes bad (as opposed to an FD that can go to 0 overnight) and max gain can be quite good.
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Going month out on debit can be dope since stonks only go up, but I mostly do credit spreads with a week expiring just because it's easier to manage how the market's move week by week. Typically load up on positions monday/tuesday and chill til friday afternoon to close |
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Nice
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Nice |
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Analysts said it would go to 190 though
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Ah yes because those types of folk never try to manipulate anything |
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Not sure I follow bud. Do you mean what risk/reward do i look for or when do i close out/roll?
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What do u look for when you buy |
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Uhm.. haha. Totally not serious at all I’m super joking, hehe. Really I promise..
But for people who don’t know, uh... Where would you find these? Obviously I know Mini Futures, and SPX, but how would you even access mini options chain for SPY?
I’ve never heard of a multiplier sub 100 on an equity. It’s usually 50 for futures, but I’m already a poor person, and poverty doesn’t suit me so I don’t trade futures.. (yet?)
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You can lose just as fast, but all day long not just 9-4 |