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[INST] America, a country of freedom to get in the prison for whatever reason, like being too broke to pay child support. I can't wait to hear when the inmates will have to pay 'tuition fee' for the prison operator to cover their stay, take a huge loan to pay it or have their sentences lengthened by years for not being able to pay. Infinite money hack for shareholders. [/INST] I could 1000% see this happening. It wouldnt be a prison fee, theyre just gonna start charging rent, food, etc and suck income from you once you leave. Our justice system is an utter joke.

[INST] My dick runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep. [/INST] Ice Cube reference?

[INST] Damn, wish I knew how to invest =/ [/INST] > Damn, wish I knew how to ~~invest~~ **gamble** FtFY

[INST] True! Should have sticked to those proven blue chips as well instead of losing money with clown stocks like Ronald and BaldBezos [/INST] I lost so much on AMZN this month omg. It fucking recovered everything the next week. Everyone was just being fucking retarded for that one week.

[INST] ACB launching new beverage on jan 1st. This is current and I’m expecting a big pop at opening bell. [/INST] Do you have a source?

[INST] i assume you're UK? i think we'll miss the boat with HL, its a bank holiday today so i dont think your order will be carried out til tomorrow... and by then it will have been pumped up its already up 5% pre-market [/INST] I am indeed, shit. Will cancel my order then. Means I don’t get to lose money. Will have to wait for robinhood to come so I can copy this lot

[INST] When do you start your 90 day ban? [/INST] Didn’t get one, candle was red.

[INST] Not with level four. The buying power reduction would be a couple thousand, not the full cost of 100 shares. Leverage is a beautiful (and dangerous) thing. [/INST] That’s news to me. I’m level four but selling naked options still hits my borrowing power hard. In either case, OP doesn’t know the difference between a put and a call, so I’m assuming he’s not level 4.

[INST] buy the rumor sell the news [/INST] I sold my newstand for a bar what now

[INST] Buy litecoin [/INST] Sigh. You people are still around?

[INST] Right on brother. I’ll hold with you. Let’s get those tendies. [/INST] I would suggest to cash out 10..and hold 5.. in an unlikely event that we tank..you can atleast make some profits..then again your choice...always safe than be sorry

[INST] Except runs of 10 \*do\* occur. At what point are you willing to put $50,000 on black? The only way to do it somewhat safely is an extremely small starting bet, like $0.25 [/INST] Your total win is your original bet so you would only win 25ct per win chain

[INST] I was told that orders will be nulled if you bought anything around 2$ because it is around 2.15$ right now. Is this true [/INST] If you put in a limit order on equity it wouldn't fill since no one would be selling at $2, but the strike price for calls doesn't directly determine at what price you're buying.

[INST] Flat for a month. I’m thinking some new partnership news will send it going higher. [/INST] This is prime autism. It’s what we’re here for. IMO, the next catalyst on BYND that will actually have an impact on share price will likely be the results of the McDonald’s trial run.

[INST] have a sizeable stock position at $2avg so I'll probably just let that play out but the jan 17 $2 below looks like a decent option [/INST] How high do you think the stock will go now?

[INST] Yeah it had nothing to do with sub prime lending and corrupt bond ratings [/INST] And none of that would have been catastrophic for the economy absent the liquidity impacts.

[INST] What’s the expiration date of 1/3/20 mean? Do I have to wait until then to sell it all? [/INST] Haha you probably gambled a little too much on this... you have the right to buy at $2.50 per share (presumably) any time between now and Jan 3. So if the stock exceeds that price + the option price ($0.07 for me) by then then you win big! You can also sell the options contract, but it's probably dropped in value in recent hours like mine has.

[INST] Whoops! Looks like you have a deep case of tardrage. Might want to get that checked out [/INST] Try reading the financials. Top line revenue decreased YoY last quarter. It will be lower again this quarter, year over year.

[INST] If you had $12 calls from before the ER they are up 10000% [/INST] Holy fuck 😂

[INST] Why not just buy the stock instead.of the option? [/INST] Because you want the quick tendies we aren't here to play the sensible long game

[INST] You here from stocktwits? [/INST] Stocktits 😏

[INST] If he’s blind, how could he use the 3D printer? [/INST] If he's blind, how could he know the bottle cap was black?

[INST] Can you explain how credit spread work , asking for a friend [/INST] Sell a call a bit out of the money and buy a call one strike further, creating a credit to your account. The reward is the difference between premiums and the risk is the difference between strikes minus the premiums. Once you are credited the amount, you want the options to expire worthless (which I am phenomenal at choosing options that expire worthless). Time is now on your side with credit spreads.

[INST] Are they ban from YouTube? [/INST] I think they ban from internet

[INST] What strike/expiration? [/INST] 325 12/31. If you have the funding I'd grab 323 anytime early January. Look to resell it high.

[INST] I’m just waiting for 🅱️arket 🅱️akers to turn off their theta gang algos and unleash das bull [/INST] Got dam. Whoosh. Too bad I have a $5 vertical spread so I'm capped out on this tendie train

[INST] u dead [/INST] Yea i got out at a 5% loss, shorted gold for the money back lol

[INST] Won't happen. Fanta Fenta is being released Q2 2020 I heard.. Edit: Just did some hard DD by googling who owns Fanta.. Turns out it's Coke. [/INST] Fentacola crossover event coming??

[INST] Bro [/INST] Dont bro the bro bot

[INST] This is making me think. My brain became overloaded I think and eventually I had 50 reasons to enter trades. It was working when I only had 1 or 2 indicators that I trusted. The more info I got the less I trusted all of it so I guess the barrier to entry a trade was removed. [/INST] Sounds similar to me and i think alot of people.. analysis paralysis.. whereas if they're ignorant and just pick retarded options they make money because the ignored all the things saying not to do it. Whereas when we know about stuff, like building a court case we have to have as much evidence of possible before entering a trade, that it's actually a good trade.

[INST] Well that’s a very critical piece to the puzzle here lol... Coke may very well be coming out with a CBD product but there’s nothing concrete here outside of some text in this blind guy’s description linking ACB to the product specifically. [/INST] Oh it'd be so funny if it was another CBD company announcing a partnership with Coke and some autists here lost their savings on this lmao

[INST] Enough to accumulate 450k and not lose sleep over it being missing. [/INST] :crying:

[INST] Got my shares in pm already [/INST] Uh oh

[INST] I bought 148 2.5 1/03. This is it. [/INST] Don’t you guys think it will take longer for this transaction to happen?

[INST] Grindr [/INST] 20$ is 20$

[INST] Do you have a source? [/INST] a blind guy with 400 views on YouTube

[INST] Don't do it. Too risky imo. But it's in a good place rn. [/INST] Too late. Went with 1/17 49c 44p.

[INST] Schwabbbb most people think it’s boomer tier but I get the best fills after hours and for options almost instantly and they have an active customer service that will literally bust trades for you if you fuck up and beg for sweet mercy That or e-trade for the sick UI [/INST] Looking for 0$ options, 0$ to exercise options ( seen some brokerages charge 19.95 to exercise options but claim 0$ commissions.

[INST] >Rolex >Corvette Boomer starter pack [/INST] yeah, he should buy high quality podcasting studio equipment.

[INST] Awesome job! 70% is great.. take the day off and enjoy the gains. Don’t be hurried into opening a new position [/INST] thanks! yeah, i don't think i am opening any more positions today. Cheers.

[INST] Learn your lesson and never add good money to bad investments. [/INST] But you don't know they're bad until you're bankrupt.

[INST] Exactly and selling more expiring this Friday is free money at this point. It may be small or whatever but it's still just free money selling calls on BA expiring this friday. [/INST] you're right, I cashed out with profit and I'm already doing the same-ish play again for EOW

[INST] I stopped reading after the 2nd big boy word you used that I didnt understand. AMD to the MOOOOON [/INST] AMD 🚀 🚀🚀 🚀🚀 🚀🚀 🚀 🌕 🌕 🌕🌕 🌕 🌕🌕 🌕 🌕🌕 🌕 🌕

[INST] The spread was $.01 premarket so I got muh 700 shares [/INST] Good play if it explodes

[INST] i bought it when it was $6. I'm still crying inside [/INST] Hello, this is IGC calling to cry with you.

[INST] You did what???? [/INST] I sold for $20 profit during the dip lol. Then I put it into AAPL and AMD leaps at the top. I sold AAPL for another $10 and reaveraged into AMD during its dip. I also have calls for NVDA due February. The funny thing is I also have this cheap lotto ticket for SBUX 90.5c next week. Of course it's up 50% and I could have just redirected all my funds into that and made a healthy profit instead of these bullshit microtrades and reaveraging down on NVDA. Oh well

[INST] Inflation is just taxes without representation [/INST] And deflation would be...?

[INST] It's not the craziest idea, but you'd have to be super long and diversified between more than one company providing these services. The US is going from 50 million adults 65 and older, to ~120 million adults 67 and older from 2020 to 2045. [/INST] Source on that stat?

[INST] Stop eating so much fucking food. [/INST] Suck my dick, this TP isn't even wide enough to cover my hand.

[INST] Same. Not looking to good rn [/INST] i already sold at open for 70% profit. Rip if you're holding.

[INST] Everything i could. [/INST] Precisely

[INST] I don’t think you know what a market crash is [/INST] Yes, it wasn't horrible. However it'd be silly to think that didn't have an effect on holiday spending.

[INST] Lmao my guy wrote his post in multiple languages in case the OP was actually an algo [/INST] 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck u man u made me lol in a meeting

[INST] I mean everyone knows Keynesian by itself can't explain/solve everything (Breton Woods System collapse and Oil shocks of 1973). But Neo-Keynesian combined with monetarism does the job pretty well for the most part. [/INST] Does it? The genius of Keynesian theory is that the money is spent at the top before it loses it's value in the market. By the time it reaches the consumer, the value is adjusted by the market. We took it two or three steps further and now the zero day money value surplus, aka real value, is wasted on debt interest. No matter what, the consumer pays the price.

[INST] And deflation would be...? [/INST] stagnation with repression

[INST] Nobody on WSB is an accredited investor [/INST] The fact that YOLO and GUH! are used here is proof enough.

[INST] “Emptying the savings account” “$150” “RH” “OTM calls” This is like the WSB investor starter kit haha [/INST] doesn't make it any less true I got the whole family flu shots yesterday, myself included

[INST] Nice!!! [/INST] Thanks man!

[INST] Careful bro, that's lunch money [/INST] Can’t buy trendies with that.

[INST] Dividend on an ETN? I've never seen that [/INST] These are ETNs you'd pick up specifically for their dividends. They're a high-yield income play. I know we don't talk 'holding stonks' here but this seems like the kind of coke-fueled 'investment' vehicle people here would approve of haha. Yields approximately 2X the dividend of the underlying index, which is already high-dividend haha. BIZD and BDCS would track the index properly and yield 9%.

[INST] Will buy for .01 each. [/INST] If I sell a billion of these calls I become a multi-millionaire, right?

[INST] I didn't realize this was a secret, I work in the cannabis industry and its been an openly known fact that this was coming to coke in 2020. [/INST] Did you know it was gonna be Aurora? That could be the big news

[INST] Holy fuck brother 40%? Good luck [/INST] Yes, 4 dollars in single lotto tickets

[INST] both - and he can podcast about avocado [/INST] Dank

[INST] Your welcome on shop calls [/INST] Fucking overslept and missed it. Thanks tho good call

[INST] A student on yoloing https://i.imgur.com/IL38vrj.jpg [/INST] Post your positions so I can just inverse you ya cuck

[INST] I’m guessing at CES Jan 7-10 [/INST] Monday, January 6 2:00 – 2:45 PM ​ Right before market closes. Smart Smart women.

[INST] Why’s that? [/INST] Bc they’ve dumped on every ER for over a year now for the same reason

[INST] You should max out your CC and put it all on ACB before it goes to $4. Do et before it's too late boi [/INST] Done chief 😤😤😤 lets get this bread boys see yall at the top

[INST] what position did you cowardly exit too early? [/INST] Amazon calls; I had 6 for 1800 expiring tomorrow I tried jumping back in before that first leveling-off, got nervous and jumped into puts instead. Cut those off around the second leveloff and finally jumped back into calls. I (currently) recovered from the dumbass extra losses from today, at least, so I'm not as tilted as before. Still short about $35k of what could have been, but it is what it is.

[INST] I bought 69 shares. [/INST] Nice

[INST] > Damn, wish I knew how to ~~invest~~ **gamble** FtFY [/INST] It kinda sounds like a pyramid scheme.

[INST] 325 12/31. If you have the funding I'd grab 323 anytime early January. Look to resell it high. [/INST] Did the same one 3w5 12/31. Witness me brother

[INST] I believe it was down to consolidation and seeing how they would deal with the whole delivery issues with fedex as well as maybe trade war set backs. Keeping an eye on the monthly chart as a cup and handle looks to be forming, maybe we can get another ten bagger soon if it plays out. [/INST] I was going to buy calls earlier today but hesitated, I missed out hard. Do you think it'll keep climbing?

[INST] It absolutely makes you feel different lol. There is a reason people use it for anxiety, sleep, etc. Its because it relaxes your body and mind. It's not like people with epilepsy just take a bath in it and they're feeling the exact same way. [/INST] I guess I don't consider being relaxed to be comparable to the actual perception-skewing high you feel from weed. Through your logic, meditation, drinking tea, watching a relaxing documentary, or whatever you do to relax, is 'mind altering' and thus somehow inappropriate for children.

[INST] Lol you sound like the Najarian brothers [/INST] Lol that’s when I first heard about this stock. They pumped it back in October 😂

[INST] itm long dated puts can be a good play at any strike retard [/INST] Bitch we always talking homeruns

[INST] i already sold at open for 70% profit. Rip if you're holding. [/INST] Selling tmr morning at open. Hopefully any profit is fine with me. I’ll even take 5%

[INST] Today’s return: 500% Total return: -93% [/INST] In true WSB form!

[INST] what happened? [/INST] Tried to cure Alzheimers which is like holy grail of biotech, turns out it was too hard (guh, no biotech has ever managed) and got canned lol. Now working on easier stuff to cure based on previous research.

[INST] How many dead astronauts in 2020? I'm gonna say its not a zero number. [/INST] You don't become an astronaut if your long-term goal is dying of infected bedsores after your brain liquefies due to Alzheimer's in your eighties

[INST] Really sit down and think this one through. If you realize the answer you will have learned more than if someone just tells you it. [/INST] Begone, not-tist! REEEEE

[INST] This is probably the most famous quote from the movie Reservoir Dogs you uncultured swine [/INST] I feel like a fucking idiot

[INST] Law of surprise. Jan 17th. [/INST] Poor put phrase. Arbitrary date. I liked your poetry better

[INST] Got dam. Whoosh. Too bad I have a $5 vertical spread so I'm capped out on this tendie train [/INST] Oh my fuck I just checked it.

[INST] If I get GUH’d again tomorrow I’m gonna take a break until 2020 [/INST] Sounds like a plan

[INST] Economy: Defaults to it's normal state (growth) WSB: Any day now! We were at the top last October too, apparently [/INST] You’re at the top until suddenly you’re not.

[INST] Watch it, cocksucka [/INST] Oh cocksucka I’m minding my business here

[INST] Did the same one 3w5 12/31. Witness me brother [/INST] I see and I believe brother 👌

[INST] Holy shit, how can these morons not be more skeptical about 'accidental', this motherfucker is hashtagging aurora and coke in a weed stocks forum. I see so many comments from people who are literally choosing this to be their first investment, and even if by some miracle they make money on this, that money will be gone by their second trade. [/INST] Sometimes you just get a feeling about a stock though you know, it's kinda like when you see a pretty girl and your pants get all warm and such.

[INST] Boomers won't let it fail. [/INST] That's what I'm hoping but boomers could also be dead.

[INST] Who cares about the SPY. The real story is the NASDAQ worth 7.1X since the 2009 lows, this doesn't even include dividends. Wouldn't be a surprise if the NASDAQ hits 10K this year to continue this tech bubble 2.0. [/INST] We all care about the SPY. Apparently we should all care about the NASDAQ too. Unbelievable. Thank you for this👏

[INST] Why the fuck did this comment make me laugh so loud?!? [/INST] Maybe a retarded cat shaking?

[INST] Damn, wish I took a screenshot because I swear that was what the call options were listed on Robinhood. > In your hypothetical scenario though, the $2 would be better because you could buy multiple contracts with the same capital. So you’re saying since the premium is lower for the $2 strike price, it’s better since it’s more affordable than the $0.50 strike price with higher premium? [/INST] Yes, all else being equal, the lower premium option will give you more profit as you can buy more. But this is assuming everything else is equal. It's not like that in the real options market. The higher strike $2 option has a lower Delta and higher Theta. Basically, if the contracts are fairly priced, there is no free lunch. No contract is inherently 'better.' Everything depends on your personal risk tolerance

[INST] Sounds good dude, just picked up Jan. 17th $35 calls. 10 of them at a $190. [/INST] Congrats in advance. The FDA will probably be early, so it in theory will continue to run higher prior to exp date.

[INST] Up 25% already Merry Christmas [/INST] Congrats :) Merry Christmas!! <3

[INST] No I bought them a few days ago [/INST] So AMD has gone up since a few days ago so what's the problem? Were they super far out of the money?

[INST] What platform? If I could ask. For positive reasons! [/INST] Use IB for their margin rates

[INST] You want something that won't expire until end of January/start of february. The announcement is simply for January of 2020, there is not a specific date, so this gives you some insurance that the release happens at least at some point in January rather than going all in on Jan 1. You might also want to buy a call that is 'in the money' or close such as a $2 call. For $150 you could probably get a few end of january calls. [/INST] Then, what's the worst case scenario? How much is the most I could lose? And, would $140 take care of 1 contract for 100 buys? That would cost $200+, right?

[INST] No, you are using a derogatory term in response to a question. No one is lost, your acting like trash. [/INST] You must be new around here.