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Being a large part of the budget doesn't automatically mean that it's a large part of the deficit. Social Security, for example, is about a quarter of the federal budget but it's funded through FICA taxes.
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Yeah, by definition it means exactly that, especially when it’s the vast majority! |
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high charts word cloud. javascript library
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I see. So you coded that up yourself. Great job! It'd be super cool if it's public tho :) |
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I bet he wears corduroy pants too
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hey i wear cords |
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And yacht?
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How do you think I'm going to get to my Island? |
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explain, now, please.
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This is a fine art called sarcasm |
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He robbed us blind!
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The blind led the retards to the pits |
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You sell the Strike $1850 put and buy the strike $1845 put at the same time.
That is selling put spreads.
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So you want the stock to go up or down?
How do you make profit off this? |
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Thanks man, you're absolutely right. Just harder to think that way when you had the position open then closed it. I'm just bein a bitch, appreciate it tho!
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I closed out 2/3 of my aapl calls today at 10:00am so I do feel ya though, but it wasn't worth my acc dying over. |
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Sorry just saw this, I'd would have told you to wait till tomorrow anyways. Volume was pretty bad across the board, at least in everything I'm holding.
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Thank you. |
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soooo what are they not doing exactly so i can do 'this'
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Buying leaps (1-2 year out options that have time to mature and won’t get pummeled by theta) |
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!remindme 365 days
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!remindme 365 days |
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Stonks only go up...private airstrip?
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Well what's more extravagant? I think you can go bigger with yachts than private jets. |
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PE doesn’t matter anymore in this market, have you seen AMD? Stonks only go up for now.
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Every PE is fucked, why does anyone use it as a metric? It’s also a relative metric, so if they’re all high, then none of them are. I only buy stonks with infinite PE and 0 PEG. |
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My calls have like 20 days. Not a whole damn year
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Well the point is “no plans”. Companies never reveal something even remotely major in an interview.
You never hear Apple will answer honest answer to when the 5g phones will be out. |
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Should've listened :(
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not too late im seeing $70-$80 by february |
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Bought some puts this morning on the advice of u/sixthsins
Guess we'll see who picked the better side
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Me too! |
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Max loss of ~triple the premiums received...
well I've seen many trades that are far worse
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At least it expires tomorrow, so as long as Tesla doesn't finish down 1%, he's safe. |
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Nope smoking off hangover from yesterday. I tried drinking according to EST to prepare for the market
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Smoking is 100% the best and fastest hangover cure. 3 hits and a glass of water = fucking golden |
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That comment is military grade autism:
10 guys can buy from 1 guy. 1 guy can buy from 10 guys.
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Wow, that's genius.
Give this man a Nobel Prize. |
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“In the land of the tards, the blind man is king”
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‘Blind Trust’ |
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Ripppp. I have a TD also so the stupidity can go on
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It's a good platform, just watch out for the fees on FDs, they add up over there lol |
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Uh oh
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Fuck that shit |
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Companys do this all the time. They 'leak' stuff, deny it and see what the response is.
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We wanted to see if they'll buy the drink but all these retards did was bought irresponsible short term out-of-the-money derivatives! |
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That's what today was, but tomorrow you will have some dumb people buying puts, so that means it's time to sell puts and make free money tomorrow by selling put spreads and letting them expire worthless.
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Theres the sell puts retard |
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This is scaring me
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Just buy calls and don’t try to time it. You’ll make enough so that when you’re wrong, you’ll still end up ahead. |
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Repo money? What even is Apple repossessing? Genuine question
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Repo has nothing to do with repossessing. And I’m not even going to go further. Educate yourself |
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It’s in a weird broker I rarely log into but I can take a picture of my computer screen later when I get home
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nice thanks |
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Ah, okay. I still don't really understand how the cost of these options contracts are determined. When would be the optimal time to sell the option? How am I making profit? Selling after the trading price of the stock has risen but before it reaches your option's strike price?
Much appreciated.
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The option trades independently of the stock. There are more than a couple forces that drive that price, but it's whatever someone is willing to buy it at. Here is a good site for more info: https://www.investopedia.com/options-basics-tutorial-4583012 |
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.. comon man.. be quicker. I know how old she was.. i'm fast forwarding and telling you 28 year old Jolie was my dream.
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dude i got vaccinated as a baby, cut me some slack |
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True. Tesla drivers dont know how to find Tod's on sale.
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😂😂😂 |
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Did you know it was gonna be Aurora? That could be the big news
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In the context of CBD Coke that name is definitely ringing a pretty loud bell, but for the life of me I can't remember when I was hearing about it |
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Fine, but it's not done going up is all I see. So free money by selling Amazon puts expiring tomorrow.
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Why’s are you spamming your shitty ass theta propaganda all over the sub |
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What are you gonna do with all 3.5 inches big guy?
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Hopefully tug it off and cry while I look at all my losses |
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It sucks coca cola isn't giving us tendies for Christmas, but there's still the Drift announcement.
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You owe me my tendies back |
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What if it was Pepsi and popped after all us got out?
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WSB: Dammit ACB you told us you'd partner with Coke?
ACB: Is Pepsi ok? |
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Here they get paid decently, they dont rely on tips. Should have said that im not a prisoner of US-3rd world country.
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Lmao the way things are going we are going to need to start using the term -1st world country because we are on course for the Titantic sequel: big, make a lot of money, and ends up sinking. |
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You will love it. Sucks to pay fees but the fills usually offset it and then some.
I just wish TDA had more accessible charts and a better looking ticker list.
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Have you tried their trader app? |
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Oh my fuck I just checked it.
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What color lambo are you getting? |
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Where ya seeing that? If he’s asked to step down something smells like a hostile takeover
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https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/aurora-stock-still-sliding-as-it-reveals-executive-battley-was-asked-to-leave-1.4742949 |
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What in particular was so crappy?
I drove one for a while, didn't notice anything.
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The model 3 felt like driving an economy car with all poor insulation and low quality interior, the Model S was a lot better but still nowhere near as nice inside as other cars of its price tag. Go drive a S class or a fully equipped E class and then go drive a Model S, Tesla has improved things but it's still way behind in quality. |
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Nice man, welcome to the club. Be careful and have fun.
Watch that top on TSLA
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Yup, I’ve been trading options in a regular brokerage account already...just decided it was time to inject some rocket fuel in my retirement accounts. No boomer pussy shit like index funds (don’t want em unless it’s 3x leveraged). |
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I released one at costco a couple days ago. For 80 I'll tell ya which one its at
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What are you gonna do with 80 squids? |
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wtf r u jeff bezos. amzn was literally not moving for an entire month until u decided to buy 1dte options and then it suddenly starts to spike.
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Don’t hate the player hate the game, PaPa Jeff (Geoff) was testing the loyalty and strength of our hands.
He was sad lot of weak hands but he always pays the bills of the strong. |
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lol that's how I know you're a racist lol get rekt scrub.
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“NO YOU REEEEE!”
Haha kid it’s fine. Go ahead and get the last word. It appears you’re so fragile you need it.
Just also know nobody is reading as I turn off the notifications.
The votes have been cast. You lost. And nobody is watching anymore :) |
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Im pretty sure thats about 85% of this sub
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I know *I* have no idea what I'm doing. The chances of the other guy also not knowing either gotta be less. Right? |
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I’ll sell for a 30% loss or a 50% gain in late Jan.
If nothing else, it will give me something to spice up my otherwise criminally boring portfolio.
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Wish you all the best my man. |
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Literally the worst thing you could've said
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No, something worse would be something like if market goes down even 1%, ban me. |
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hahaha as inconceivable as it seems that someone hasn't seen the same shows you have, let it soak in that I've got nothing to gain from lying
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Lies! You have sweet karma to gain from lying! That being said I believe you |
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It's not federally legal and Coke is a big national company.
Might be different if these drugs were removed from the DEA schedule.
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i'm sure they don't import coke to canada. they make some there too, where it's legal. and CBD is legal in the US anyway. |
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I've added you to the list of villeins I intend to hunt for sport this summer.
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I’ll look for the engraved invitation to the official Eyes Wide Shut/depraved rich person party house I see in all the movies :( |
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Bro I have seen you in like at least 5 threads telling everyone to sell puts on AMZN or buy calls. You need to relax or you gonna give yourself a stroke
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Do you see Amazon after hours? It's going up another $25 tomorrow too. |
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It’s in the feels man. When your gut is telling you something you just gotta do it man
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*Your GUHt |
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Why’s are you spamming your shitty ass theta propaganda all over the sub
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You know it is the truth, and you just want to keep the secret yourself huh?
How about that afterhours?
https://ibb.co/zGB7CgF |
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What color lambo are you getting?
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bLOOD GREEN |
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WHERE WAS THIS DD 6 MONTHS AGO HUH?
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GUH |
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this really happened tho
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If only I listened to my own advice |
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So you sold drugs to get your money back, sounds legit
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sometimes you gotta get creative |
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I’m just loading up on calls and making a killing.
Worried about a bull trap tho.
But I figure, not buying calls on apple is like trying to time a recession.
So I buy more calls (‘:
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If it works, it’s not dumb |
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You'd end up losing a fortune if it doesn't work and are holding shares. With selling puts you have even more breathing room.
With these biotechs you usually have 30%-50% breathing room before you start losing money.
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I must be missing something. If the company misses a key trial and tanks, your short puts increase a lot more in value than the equivalent shares would fall right? Because the delta approaches -.50 quicker than the linear shares would fall. |
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Inject this shit in my veins
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Dilly dilly |
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How do you think I'm going to get to my Island?
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Your chopper |
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No one but this subreddit knows shit.
Even if the real TLDR is different, who cares? It's about economics/finance after all. If we knew anything or cared enough about either, we wouldn't be here. Merry Christmas!
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I beg to differ, I shit a lot. I know shit. |
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!remind me 365 days
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!remind me 365 days |
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Any reason why March 2020s 105c jumped up 125% before close? Wild.
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Yeah just check the bid ask. Bid 1.10 ask 4.30 someone just put in a way overpriced sell order so it took the average. |
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You have to sell a $1850 put and buy a $1845 put at the same time.
That is how you do it with Amazon. But you need to learn more before you jump into this.
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> But you need to learn more before you jump into this.
Why, o why, did you not encourage him for our entertainment? |
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I’m laughing just thinking about the irony of a bunch of autists blindly following a blind autist 😂
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I saw this video of some dude saying a blind guy violated a NDA. |
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Still good might benefit from SNE news but not sure if mid feb or beginning.
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Here we go |
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Tuesday
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Y tho? What was the catalyst? 3700% profit on a blue chip stock on Christmas week with no events is pretty impressive. |
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I lost $10 so far, that's 2 tendie meals down the drain :(
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Settle down tubby. |
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Dec 19th
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Why the fuck did you buy this though? How do I recognize these opportunities? 🤔🤔🤔 |
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Fuck. I was beginning to understand but I well, so what if you dont have the stocks, do they margin call you and make you buy those and sell them? (is that right?) Feel like a retard trying to grasp this shit for a week already but I heard shit can hit the fan on bad calls/puts - I dont wanna be a pussy but I don't wanna lose 10k like the flick of a finger.
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If you don't know what your doing only buy to open and sell to close. Don't sell to open anything. |
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In reality you’re probably the 2nd. I know they banned Ken White, aka Popehat, a former federal prosecutor.
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Why was he banned lmao |
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What's a bloomberg
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I don't know, but it doesn't matter anymore: long bloomberg. |
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Theres the sell puts retard
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I sold puts today. 😬 |
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oooo weee
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I love you |
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WSB: Dammit ACB you told us you'd partner with Coke?
ACB: Is Pepsi ok?
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Me Canadian, you have epilepsy, me put CBD in your Pepsi |
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My mind read that as short Vegans, that’s a sign to short BYND
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https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/beyond-meat-health-vegan-burger-plant-based/
Depends whether gynecomastia is hot or not |
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Look man, this sub gets too much publicity in news articles and law firms.
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Tesla bro... Autopilot... |
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I can't help anyone if 'FREE MONEY' is on a gd neon sign for a year and someone says, 'There has to be a catch.'
It's called cg tax and you can work with that.
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So at the risk of sounding truly autistic, how do the taxes work on this shit? We always end up getting hit with having to pay obscene amounts because my husband ends up with a lot of 1099 income and we have zero real deductions.
So I guess if I just give my whatever form to our accountant on the slick and my husband has to pay an extra $2 out of pocket on the whole $20 I made this year, he won’t really notice. Right? |
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Ok I was wrong. Apparently it is this:
http://www.option-trading-guide.com/backspreads.html
Never heard of it before.
*NEVERMIND IT ISN'T THIS EITHER LOL. Hey /u/aboredRollingInTheta what the fuck is this strategy called.
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It's a poor man's covered call + a calendar spread, but is a year long. Along with regular covered calls. Add in some Margin, and make it a yolo, bam thats my position. |
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They destroyed longs too when they announced the company was filing bankruptcy according to you (I don't know about RAD)
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Yeah sure, but nobody **wants** longs to fail.. everyone **hates** shorts.. unless you are one.. |
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Now why would gold be moving upward if we have such a vibrant market?
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not QE makes moneys go every where. SPY up, VIX up, commodities up, everyones up |
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!remindme 365 days |
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But now someone is going to be buying those calls 130% more than they were today.
so now you want to sell the $1870 / 1865 put spreads and just let them expire.
Because now someone has to want to buy those at that inflated price.
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Literally anyone will buy them if they think it's going up what the fuck do you not understand an open market on a ticker with high volume? |
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Then it would be the land of massive gains and massive losses though I have a feeling 80 percent of those losses would never see the light of day. So people punting money into the market because of that sub would be even greater than it is here! My question is how much money do you think this sub is responsible for in the market as a whole? Just options I would have to guess about 150 MM.
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One thing I noticed is that posts on this sub actually DO affect the market and I suspect there are a lot of big money people out there that actually browse this sub lol. Like I’ve actually seen stocks trending one way and when someone makes a post about it, it reverses the next day. Happens more often than not. |
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Are you still holding onto your January calls? I have a few 1/17 $29 and $30 long calls that have lost half their value, but I think I'm gonna keep them and pray that they release some sort of good news, otherwise we're pretty much fucked.
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So far yeah. |
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“Short”est month of the year.
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Amazing DD |
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Use IB for their margin rates
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How are fees/ui? |
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The amount of times you comment gay makes me think you’re gay
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That’s some AdvDwnSyndrome investigation right there... |
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lol no. Try BKNG and AMZN options and then try trading 'any stock.'
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Amzn when I got 1800 calls seemed like it was one of the few stocks left that didn’t have a crazy run yet. And it’s pricy as hell to get in; but it is at least a stable solid company. HD is one I have been waiting for a breakout also.
I am taking profits tomorrow and whatever elnse is green I have because I have a feeling we will drop next couple of weeks and be a great buying opportunity. |
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/u/theycallmeryan
I post my big gains all the time and I’m trying to post a $20k (600%) daily gain but I’m getting caught up in the filter
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/u/theycallmeryan you're approved. |
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Considering it shot up to 1882 AH, I wouldn't be surprised if it ran another 50 bps higher pre market.
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Yeah I said that before I saw pre market movement. Amazon is going to show meme stocks some true monster strength tomorrow. Watch the upgrades come pouring in and we have a 10% day. |
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Oscar
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Tom.....Uncle Tom |
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why
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Insider? Is this a sign? |
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I sold my newstand for a bar what now
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Get drunk |
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I didn’t say it’s not mooning. You just seem uber hyped about as is if you are smoking penicillin or some shit
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Talked me into it at some point apparently |
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If it dips, I'll buy 290's. If it stays flat, and it won't, I'll get 292.5's. Probably get 292.5's anyway.
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I might get 1 day fd calls
I’ll see |
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No one ever went broke taking profits tho, can’t blame him. I’d probably do the same no matter how much I like Apple.
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Capital gains tax really fucks ya tho |
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One day when you get Margin called but don’t feel being arsed to pay the jokers back you’ll understand.
Don’t hate the player hate the game as they say
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Wut |