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Line item veto is unconstitutional https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-item_veto_in_the_United_States
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Implying trump reads the constitution
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Implying Trump reads
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Implying Trump
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Implying
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What if I lose $200 a day?
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Np. You get tax writeoff. No different from making $200 a day.
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You can only deduct 3000k a year in short term capital gains. One bad trade and you can end up with a life time of carry over loss.
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You people serious with this? You have no better ideas than praying for JNUG?
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When the nug is $5 huge you're getting a discount. It's the time to buy. It'll be back teetering around $12 in no time.
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that's literally the issue with lev... |
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Try to make back $10k I lost today.
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This is somehow more uncomfortable than a gun
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This is way worse. If you decide not to with a gun you just out it down. This has to be manuevered carefully and if you fuck up you likely will die very painfully or sustain serious injury.
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Th... |
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Financial institutions analyst who is restricted from buying stocks and options :/
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Doesn't mean you can't mention to someone to buy stocks and options.. just friendly advice like "what if you bought options on this and .."
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I honestly wish ... |
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Play stock roulette.
In 30 days sell the bottom 3 performers (appreciation rate not total value), invest the earnings equally into top 3. 30 days later, sell bottom 3, invest the earnings equally into top 3. Repeat until you are down to 6. Bottom 2 go into top 2. Then down... |
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> Dont sell out the straddle for a profit. Sell the stock and hedge back to flat delta to lock in your pnl.
Alright Mister "I know how to make profits in volatility," if you're so smart lets see you unpack this sentence for a regular ol' simpleton like myself. I dare you... |
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Have fun losing your ass buying puts and betting against Amazon. The cost increase to them will be negligible.
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Exactly. I love the leading by example part. They’re one of the only sorts of businesses that can handle the wage hike. He’s just egging others... |
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Good. Fuck Bloomberg. That article definitely played a roll in triggering the tech selloff.
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Yes, let's blame the journalists who wrote the story. Not the totalitarian regime in China installing back door processors in our electronics.
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Co... |
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Trading options is good and easy to win.
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I try to tell people own hundreds or thousands of shares in their accounts to at the VERY least, sell high out of the money calls for extra % gains.
Then they try and understand options in the slightest and they giv... |
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No chicken tendies? This is a shit chart.
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Assuming that the average chicken tendie costs around $0.25, Apple could buy 1,008,000,000,000 tasty tendies.
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Nuggets aren't tendies you fucking mongoloid. GTFO with your shitty, cheap ass nuggets... |
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Positions, brah?
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Lost 10k to NBEV calls, 4K to amazon calls , 3k to Tesla calls..
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Do you just buy/sell calls?
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You really shouldn't be holding calls overnight in this market...
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but then you burn your d... |
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The California effect?
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I dont understand how that law isnt illegal
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It is. Jerry Brown basically said as much. He pretty much signed it just to send a message, but I guarantee you he knows it'll likely be ruled unconstitutional
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The difference between USA and countries with extremely high petrol tax is that those countries have working public transport.
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��this. Most US metros have shit public transit, and most rural areas don't have any at all.
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if gas prices are r... |
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Sorry for your loss. Now, that's gambling.
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I don't know if I'd call it gambling unless you think all options/equities/etc is gambling (which would be a fair point, imo).
In my defense, every sign pointed to this company going out of business ASAP for incom... |
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Uber will bring on the next recession
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Elaborate
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Idiots will dump money in not realizing that they're just a cash burning machine with terrible management.
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How would that cause a recession though?
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Bl... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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until you lived somewhere with ridiculous cost of living where you can't own guns and everyone eats soy:
you have no clue how uniron... |
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stop trying so hard shareblue
dont you have some migrants to transport?
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You know they are desperate when they resort to politicalhumor tier memes.
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there just mad because daddy Trump will bring us to the promise land soon and they hate wi... |
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you’re up $50k today why bother going to work
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because i make significantly more than 50k in a year
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What do you do?
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Work 2 jobs: one in tech sector, the other in consulting. Won't get too much in depth than that, but... |
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So did you sell? Because they're about to expire worthless.
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Lmfao I’m down 57%
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Did you manage to sell? or are you out $24k? :(
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https://imgur.com/a/HfxzZ
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Fuck... reminds me of how i blew $20+k on pu... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Why? The money's in the bank, not under the pillow.
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Uh kidnapping, ransom and shit like that. Just targeting their properties to steal shit from. For example, warren buffet 30 years ago when his net was 500m
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Can you link me what happened ... |
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I sold yesterday at 3.09...
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i wonder how his real estates are doing
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Probably well. Estate in most cities is on fire especially the mega cities like NYC or sf
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true dat. housing prices even down here in Dallas is getting ridiculous
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I live in missouri ... |
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Don't forget the "gold is up but nugt is down fuck direxion fraud shit"
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This is because they use futures, right?
So shouldn't we be able to predict the value of the ETF in, say, December if they are December futures, for example? Or do they just trade off... |
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This thing worries the fuck out of me. No idea when I'll pull out. I'm thinking $60 or open the day the markets back.
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When you pull out at $60, this baby is going striaght to $100.
Trump's business tax cut helps out small businesses a ton. I think that p... |
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All in $AMZM
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If it crashes tomorrow I'm hiring a Nicaraguan hit squad to kill you.
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With what money?
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blood diamonds
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How do you think I have 40k to blow?
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Dick sucking
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I think the lesson here is lie to and steal from poor people.
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The real lesson is that r/LateStageCapitalism is a bunch of fagz
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You know they are the kind of people you would hate of you meet them in irl.
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I live in Los ... |
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How big is ur call bag ?
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All in long on $60,000 margin loaned by etrade at ~$15/day and $20k cash
Margin is 10% unless you have a lot of money so $60k for a year costs $6,000 paid daily not $6000 upfront.
Margin accounts have to be opted into and you need... |
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You forgot one important thing is these kids have no money, thats why they bought OTM FD. Because they are cheap. 6 months ITM option for them? Ya, no way they can buy it.
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Honestly, buying those cheap OTM options and not making any (or losing) money is a gr... |
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So, this thing traded from $10k to $80k in little over six months.
How many algorithm iterations did it take to arrive at this point?
...or did you just backtest until success?
Also, just out of curiosity, how many lines of code and how many metrics/variables?
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Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
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Uh, what about u/martymoho and his multiple millions on MU calls.
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Didn’t you lose 1.3 mil in about a month not too long a... |
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I was 20 years old working for a bank
Had to walk for 6 hours to get back home crazy how long ago it was
And I was always mad at myself for not shorting airlines on time
Yes I know
But this is America.
AND A TIGER CANT CHANGE HIS STRIPES
We will prosper no matte... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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amazing how the venn diagram between the_donald / wsb is almost a direct overlap of unsuccessful losers
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Bög
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2005 called, they want their insult back
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The 1990's called. They want their "specific year wants their respective trend to that year insult" back.
Also you're a faggot.
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The 1930s called. They actually want nothing ... |
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Must've done some serious DD if you didn't even know the ticker symbol..
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Bazinga and Jim Cramer said the earnings will be good. Why do DD when other people did it for you
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Always inverse Cramer
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Always inverse WSB, so if... |
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Can confirm - guy at work got the notification to configure it and was surprised to find they wanted another 2.5K up front with 2-4 month’s delivery time.
Also - the standard battery pack shows 6-9 month wait vs the more expensive upgrade (310 mile range) that is 2-4 months... |
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You must tell us how you made 138%
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(in order of gains)
GBTC, CARA, XIV, ATVI, NTDOY, TTWO, TSLA
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What was your strategy for XIV
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Wait for a big dip, buy in when it starts a reversal, sell in a few days.
I have read this i... |
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It's free on scottrade if you just do 10 trades per month.
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Wow, 10 trades at scotttrade costs $70, that's high. NYSE openbook costs $25 at Interactive Brokers, and I thought they overcharge.
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You can easily negotiate for lower fees. ... |
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RIP that guy
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he's gonna have "committed suicide" tomorrow
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he probably feels so bad he'll shoot himself twice
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In the back
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With a shotgun
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What happened to them after hours??
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They are offering 1 billion of common stock shares
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What’s that mean for us?!
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Supply has gone up, demand stays the same.
Do the math.
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He wouldn’t have been worth 12 billion. Most likely would have sold when it reached into a couple millions. “Would have should have could have”
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Yeah, probably would sell when it’s in a couple millions and diversify.
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He’s already African Am... |
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"what happens if it expires worthless?"
"its only a loss if you sell"
lmao
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Yo is that Bill Clinton at the 6:49 mark?
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...it's a 59 sec gif...
Where Tf did u watch a 6 min gif?
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You're really, really dumb if you thought I... |
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It was a bad break-up and I miss her already. Trump was a fool to let her go.
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she retired because of health problems.
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[She actually wanted to stay as chairman, and made that clear. However was told she would not be given the job again.... |
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Shkreli said it'd go BK
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Still manipulating the market when he's out on bail for manipulating the market.
I hope he gets 10 years.
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but not before he can grace us all with more of knowledge via his youtube Shkreli University..
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Wall street is gonna go nuts over this. Great news
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What can we expect to happen?
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Tax cuts for businesses and individuals.
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for businesses and individuals making over 500k a year
for everyone else a coupon for a free subwa... |
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For every 100 of these guys you have 1 guy who calls the most random stock to jump 20% and it does. I'll take my chances.
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so what should I do?
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Jack off as usual.
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Finished. now what?
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I sold my butthol... |
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No! Hold. It will go lower.
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Jesus Christ
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Thats Jason Bourne!
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It’s*
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Ohhh gotcha.......It’s that Jason Bourne
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o shit waddup
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Adam Neumann look like a '60 cult leader.
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All CEOs are cult leaders.
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That’s only because they make big money. I’ve been involved in a lot of cults, both as a leader and as a follower. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun ... |
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I REALLY hope this works out well for everyone involved. What if it does hit $10 at the end of September like some say? What if it DOES hit $15-$20 at the end of the year like some say? WHAT IF??? This man could potentially get all the yachts. He could be taking OUR YACHTS P... |
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Why wasn't this even mentioned in the big short
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There's a Narrative that needs to be pushed: the housing bubble and subsequent collapse were solely the result of wall street's greed and ignorance and 'predatory lending.' Certainly a lot of truth to that bu... |
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If you think like this without knowing the underlying cause of the changes in price, you shouldn't be trading real money yet
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I mean, you can pay for a class, or you can pay to learn this way.
I learned what a "long squeeze" was and how it works in a very s... |
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I am actually banned forever from that sub for saying people who make 500K are not human garbage. It is a fucking dictatorship ran by idiots, which is unsurprisingly similar to all of the communist countries in our history.
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I got banned for saying a guy ma... |
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He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?
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long back problems
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He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.
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That chair and his posture have absolutely no... |
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For those of us not paying attention. Why does Robinhood suck?
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I'm also curious. I lost $100 to etrade years ago and the fees pissed me off more than losing the money. With RH I've put in $33 and I'm up $0.60. It's not much, but it's fun to mess around with... |
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This is good for mu
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Mother of god it actually is
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Don't worry Cook is gonna say we DRAM prices dripping to below 2016 levels in his opening statements. MU can't sustain this much green
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Cook is a con. He charging like ... |
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1. Ouch
2. I am emotionally stable, so we good there.
3. This sucks a lot but I live well within my means so money just seems like numbers on a computer screen to me. I run a decent business so I am not too worried long term.
Going to hold these and sell off over the comin... |
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When nvidia has been trading sideways for the last month
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Really hoping that it being the end of the triple witching and closing above $250 helps us moving into next week.
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Considering I have OTM calls that expire this week I legit need a d... |
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I could tell you that everything will be okay, but I would be lying to you.
You should call somebody.
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I’ll make it back, no biggie
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Dude they’re going to liquidate your assets, shut down your account and ban you until you’re able to depos... |
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6.4k shares here at 0.39 average - excited for p3 results. I think we'll see a run up to 0.44-0.46 prior to results. If positive, then a one day run up to 0.85ish - then sell off, then a steady climb to $1.50.
I'm long MSTX - though I'll be in and out with upcoming price f... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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Beautiful. Now don't be a dipshit and lock in some of the gains.
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I have $2.5K in cash so that I can short into a possible rally. I'm closing this out at $20 a barrel. Hopefully not before.
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Sounds like a plan.
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Reasoning:... |
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Listen no one likes tariffs, heck I do not like tariffs. However we have entered a point in history where the idea of going to war with one another is off the table due to nuclear weapons. Now is the age of cyberspace battles and economic warfare. Tariffs are part of that ec... |
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Yes
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I mean damn what’s the point of playing earnings if I’m just gonna get my donuts glazed when it shoots up 3%.
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Play the earnings by buying well before when IV is low, and selling it to a fucking idiot the day of when IV is max.
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1. Apply for student loans
2. Skip class (market research, /wsb shit posting)
3. Use tuition funds to buy options
4. Hide profit off shore.
5. Obtain useless college degree (optional)
6. Don't pay back student loan
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If only they allowed us to use our tuition... |
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Yup. 3 monitors though, 1 for shitposting 2 for work
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Does your employer care? Just wondering lol I hear stories like this all the time. Guess its dependent on company culture?
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I have similar setup as /u/skolve
I work from home though as ... |
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This is why "inverse Goldman sachs" is one of the investing principles i live by.
They're sneaky fucking jews, what do you expect? They've been doing this shit for thousands of years, they're not going to stop now.
Anyways, buy the dip, easy money. It's too transparent whe... |
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You'll be able to drive it as a rc car... Good old Elon please don't stop
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Surely that cant be legal. Can't wait to hear the news reports of deaths involving someone trying to do donuts near a group of people.
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Would you push the button IF:... |
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Down 71k (10.2%) as of 2:26 pm....I'm drinking shitty whiskey tonight.
Edit: [Since someone will ask](https://imgur.com/ObBGb1I)
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At what point do we tell our significant others what we’ve done today
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wait those exist on this sub? i thought we were all just fags with $100 (after losing 90%) robinhood portfolios?
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I have $1.85mil in interactive brokers and $192k in robinhood right now
I mean, a place to live in NYC or SF costs that, and lots of people li... |
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I'm back from the future. It looks great guys, we have some storms to get through, but then it's sunny skies. We have a good looking future.
9:17am finished. Took 10 minutes.
9:47 - just upped it to $375
https://imgur.com/K7q763j
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Let me rephrase th... |
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that looks like all in SQ
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>Buys one safe growth stock and brags about how he's a genius compared to money managers
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Why didn't the managers buy it?
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Who says they didn't
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Their returns
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Snap is the shittiest and least optimized app on my Android phone
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I've seen this message 15-20 times today. I've restarted my phone and the app several times. Nothing is helping...
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Cutting costs? The women who are addicted to positiv... |
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Still waiting for 8+
Besides, if I sell now taxes are high. Maybe I hold for the long term rate. Did lots of DD, but John Devaney's post on Seeking Alpha is by far the best summary / investment thesis for OCN if you're interested. It's by far the biggest position in my port... |
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I'm in the core audience that they want to buy their bikes.
I can't think of a single reason why I need to look like a faux-degenerate noisy jackass on the weekends, driving around without a helmet, hoping that nobody drives over my ass because they're texting on their mobi... |
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Lmao it’s like trump wants us to enter the next recession
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Or is under orders to sabotage the US economy....
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Or else....?
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Or else Deutschebank calls in the loans.
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Or else Russian capitalists withdraw in... |
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How much did you pay per semester hour to be told the obvious?
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too much. but these were apparently 2 trades he made
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It looks like he just holds long positions and never yolos like a pussy. Definitely not one of us tbh
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I wish Buffett was a Chad for a few days. Pounding PBR and wearing his shades during interviews. Always talking about the cool shit he bought.. like a hookah made of solid gold.
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Isn’t he like 80+? He’d be dead before midnight
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That’s okay... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You know I understand breaking up J.P Morgan, not so much Berkshire Hathaway.
Like who does that even benefit breaking up BRK?
## Speaker_1: ##
I think the only rationale is that it's a big conglomerate and therefore... too big to fail?
Actually, I don't know. Let's as... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
We should definitely make a “WSB Fund” and see how that ends up
Everyone pitch in a dollar and we can start with 100k!
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There should be two funds, the WSB Fund and the ANTI-WSB Fund that does the exact opposite. Then you can choose your strategy. I'll be gl... |
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oh it should be 7/13 I guess. Whatever. wizdaddy is my random options picker i made because i already pick them mostly at random, and lost every time because I'm dumb.
it's weighted to look at the performance of the last few days and some stupid sentiment analysis stuff and... |
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MAGA, amirite?
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Blame Obama. He should've let the american auto industry crash. They suck. Wasted $$
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Assuming this was /s ?
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Smh.
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I honestly can’t tell anymore
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’ve had an amazing run but I’m punching out for the summer. It’s been an amazing year.
The Robinhood chart might be wrong but I started at about 20k of savings and ran it up to maybe 150kish mainly trading stocks and maybe another 40-50k in options plays in the last month ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
this isn't your alt right echo chamber bro, take it to /r/the_donald
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>active in r/politics
## Speaker_0: ##
> literally has trump2020 in his name
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Yeah this subreddit has a high concentration of conservatives, what do you expect? ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Aren't options leveraged greater than 3x? Or are you assuming no one is actually trading them
## Speaker_1: ##
yeah. that was the point of this point. semantics.
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Any move is relative to the leverage. Look at forex - a 1% move would wipe you out at 1:100... |
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You still have 62k bro. You can make it back
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If I were him I would uh...take a break from "investing" for a little while. Trying to make it back is a good way to lose -150%...
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Psh, you know what sub you're in right?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Costco calls.
Hurricane in Hawaii and they sold out of bottled water and stuff.
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And spam... and rice.... anything that isn’t perishable, really. And Honolulu store is one of their best performing store in the nation
Source: I lived in Hawaii for 15 years... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's funny, a professor showed that same pic in a slideshow in one of my econ classes last week
## Speaker_1: ##
it's literally older than the internet
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sorry, I'd never seen it before.
## Speaker_2: ##
Its ok i forgive you. Have an upvote.
## Walls... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't trust a guy with a set up from 2008 when the housing market collapsed.
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Whatever that means
## Speaker_0: ##
Those monitors are super old and those speakers are mid 98. Also did you get the mouse from goodwill ?
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It runs Bloo... |
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You guys know the difference between Buying RAD and playing roulette?
Me neither.
## Speaker_0: ##
Roulette doesn't take you to the moon!
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RAD.. at best will give you a double. I rather put my money on black.
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Black at best will give... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is why real estate is so stupidly expensive right now.
Interest rate hikes may crush the housing market to oblivion.
## Speaker_1: ##
Real estate is so stupidly expensive because if you want to live anywhere remotely close to a decent paying job you need to ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I played a stock game during middle school.
The simulator we were on had delayed data, so I looked up the real time data, found the stocks that had moved the most in the past 15 minutes, and traded accordingly in the simulator.
I dominated.
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Bro, that'... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wish more new traders understood this. Many pinkies/OTCs are simply boat buying machines for scam artists who have the brains to exploit people instead of just breaking the law with fraud. Immoral? Yes. Illegal? Please.
OTC is filled with scammy shit and fly by night com... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How'd you end up with a mil?
Edit: Just a reminder that America is a meritocracy
## Speaker_1: ##
One of his earlier posts says he got a small loan of 300k from his parents.
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300k to 1M... that's still insane, but if someone's parents give them a loan o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
thats not her in the bikini, its the wife of some rapper. cant remember who but yeah
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Ice T? I think it’s coco..
## Speaker_2: ##
This is correct
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I wondered why the president would have fake tits
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Nancy Pelosi has fake on... |
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