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You sir, are a breath of fresh air on this site.
This guy has a fucking cult following him and all he does is make promises and announce all the impractical and childish ideas that pop into his head. I've got ideas too, but people don't listen to me.
Of course, I'm in TS... |
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I can imagine a hot girl matching with you, asking your portfolio size, then unmatching after hearing you complain about the $25k PDT rule.
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Maybe. I'd imagine a girl going on a date with me first and opening my RH account while I'm in the bathroom. Then pro... |
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Weird how those idiots want wide open borders, but complain when business folks have access to broader markets.. hence becoming much richer. They don't even understand their own policy directions.
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On the flip side, it fucking annoys me how t_d people act li... |
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Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
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> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me from ... |
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someone from WSBs was appalled that you went all in on one stock?
I thought that was the whole point
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That was before the sub got swamped by college kids with triple digit robinhood accounts who saw wolf on walstreet and the big short.
Previously it was m... |
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Low unemployment isn’t really a good thing with respect to business profitability.
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mo credit mo spending mo profits
youre right that COGS goes up when wages go up, but in a broader sense it's better for the economy as long as we don't hyperinflate
and I'... |
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wait those exist on this sub? i thought we were all just fags with $100 (after losing 90%) robinhood portfolios?
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There's definitely several big dick daddies around here keeping the YOLO flair alive so us little monkies keep on dancing
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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>My question is, are you buying calls on VIX or VXX?
Why not wait for it to spike and then buy puts on it?
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I’m gonna ride it up and down.
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> I’m gonna ride it up and down.
slut
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This is plat worthy!
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Got into JDST, kinda regretful, but its starting to look up.
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I just can't bring myself to pay $22 a share for JDST. My anecdotal emotions tell me that that's too much.
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It's going to 25
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How do you know?
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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Already put in my votes online. Remember to vote against doubling the shares to 2.5b
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Why?
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It would lower the value of all shares
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I'm aware of that but some of us have yet to buy.. so I repeat... why?
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This man will go down in history as the dumbest person we have ever elected president.
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From these tweets, why?
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They’re closing plants that make cars that are not selling in the us both because of a broad fall in vehicle sales and changing... |
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\>virgin
\>only sleeps with women
Hmm
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if u havent touched a cock in your life, you're pretty much a virgin. its 2018 dude.
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I'm 1000% straight and like women, but have always been curious about playing with another guy's thingy. Is... |
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No
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Sparta
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OP
Buy a few puts (only a few hundred each) and see how they treat you. Options aren’t scary if you can manage your risk tolerance.
I think they’re fun, but so is gambling.
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The fucking GUI for TDA options trading looks specifically designed to confuse ... |
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he is a dumb faggot. http://imgur.com/a/yURJx
I am sure he has googles "how to win the lottery" and bought a bottle of that water that cures AIDS.
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"how do you start an ISP". Wtf. This kid thinks he can turn his 2 grand into 10 mil in a year. All in on R... |
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AAPL, NVDA, tech and more tech fucking buy up everything.
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okay thanks I bought 45 NVDA
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Free monies?
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nope just lost $80. I'm out
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did you really sell? lol
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yes. i bought at 160.79 ... |
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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We're starting to have similar issues over here in the UK.
The government have admitted they weren't adding student debt to the yearly budget - consequently an additional £12billion magically appeared on our budget deficit.
Having a highly educated, high income populace me... |
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Prepare for some of the most condescending comments you've ever seen by the only 2 prop traders I'm aware of on this sub.
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lmao, are they really that good at trading or just pretentious ?
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No one will ever know because of their NDA, t... |
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That’s the first thing grandmas with social security checks wanna buy
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Larry kudlow likes Peter Pan pancakes
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Ford also is gettting rid of their cars, which for auto makers is a big hedge against downturns. Ford will be extremely truck and suv heavy, and those perform terribly in recessions and they will have no car segment to... |
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306 or 286 is my guess. i will be buying long dated calls when it bottoms. i have faith that TSLA will shoot back up.
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Yea, I agree. This will be a short lived dip, likely it hits 400$ by the end of the year. When it bottoms out and starts to reverse, buy t... |
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Have any of you ever sat on a jury? I did once because I thought it would be fun to learn about how a trial actually goes. It was incredibly eye-opening. Jurors are some of the simplest folk you have ever met. These people are naturally predisposed to despise people like Shk... |
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Buying 500k usd worth of MTCH
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If this doesn't get you laid Idk what will.
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Dealing with women is not worth it unless one falls onto my lap by herself and leaves after the fact. Would women hit on me if I flashed them my brokerage account fr... |
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I feel like I'm wayyyy too late for this train.
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I've been saying this every morning for the past 3 days. Keeps going up. Almost put 1k in at 1.50, bitched out. Ragrets.
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It's at 3.47 now. This is showing signs of a massive dump at open.
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Yeah, because everyone loves rate hikes
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Yep I don't get this thread. Imo the fed is the reason why we're losing money
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We’re at a 10-year low for unemployment and wages continue to rise, the logical thing to do would be to raise rates.
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jnug today
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my coworkers are wondering why i'm riding my chair like a horse right now
#JNUGgainz
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pls break 11 nuggie pls
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It will. Just wait for Trump to ramble about the media during his speech with Congress.
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But there's a problem for people who follow David Hogg: If you're going to boycott Vanguard and Blackrock then you need to have money in Vanguard and Blackrock. To have money in Vanguard and Blackrock, you need to have money.
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What do you need to have money... |
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Is this even a valid reason for a run up. The news gives the impression there was no funding or consensus on a buyout till Elon tweeted. This sounds like blatant ketchup but the stock rises ?
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Proves Elon wasn’t lying. If he wasn’t lying about the private of... |
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doing better than 90% of this sub
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my gf tells people I'm a stock trader
in reality i just sit at home, read wsb and yolo on earnings
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sounds like a stock trader
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Is there anyone on this sub with any actual knowledge of sto... |
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poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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Seriously. The shares are nice but not a lot of folks stick around at a warehouse job for 3+ y... |
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[mic drop](http://imgur.com/z4sZWfd)
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What made you think buyout?
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Background, their product extends the quality of life of lukemia patients. They effectively have the best treatment on the m... |
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
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He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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what m... |
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my parents were trying to buy a new build in south florida. prices were outrageous
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I live near ATL (suburbia) and 3 bed town homes are going for $400k.
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I bought my house near Raleigh, NC, in April of 2016. Market value is already up almos... |
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What's the obsession with AMD, do people just invest in companies they like because they have an AMD GPU and got an AMD CPU for their brothers shitty minecraft PC build
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Zen has the potentail to turn AMD around
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Isn't Zen a full generatio... |
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Are these gals famous or something?
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Anna Kendrick and Aubrey plaza.
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I don’t think that’s true.. the one on the right looks like Riley Reid.
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Maybe Megan rain on the left?
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What about a link for tendies
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#**LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR**
#**LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR**
#**LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR**
#**LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR**
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This post, and every single associated comment is fucking retard... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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coke is ... |
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I've had worse. Graduated undergrad in 06, and working in NYC through the crash. I've seen some shit and lost A LOT of money
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Stories?
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What would you like to hear about? My favorite was when The Vault, a bar downtown, had happy hour special... |
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I'm mostly posting my trades because WSB really gave me the confidence to just dick around in the market, once you understand options you can easily swing your account networth 1-5% in <5 minutes if you time things correctly. I always thought it was interesting to see wh... |
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It's gonna be that guy with his whole retirement account in mast
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Yeah, what price did he get in/out at?
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thread?
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i tried finding the thread, i think it got deleted but it was posted about a week or two ago.
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does anyone even play this game
seems to be mostly dead on twitch
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Big cod fan here, treyarch fucked it up. Never thought I’d say those words. If you want me to go in to more detail I can
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Detail please
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So it might see... |
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If you truly believe this, go hop on predictit.com. Currently 5-to-1 odds against Trump winning. Dump a couple thousand on there, and then go buy a yacht.
Report back after the election.
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Did you know that the US is funding millions of Israelis to kill ... |
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well... fuck my puts i guess
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Chances are that they will ask HK leaders to "resign" and since Beijing is a motherfucking communist, pro Beijing leaders will be put in charge. Soon, the bill would be introduced again, but this time the government will not toy... |
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Fuck your mom. You just cucked your dad.
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Wait, how so
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You used his name to become a 55£-ionaire. You think that won't impress your mom? What has he ever done? Had some job that provided for the family? Probably works 8-12 hours a day in... |
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then it goes up 10% next week
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That's when you buy.
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and the cycle of faggotry continues
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New cycle new gains
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>New cycle new pains
FTFY
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Enjoy the next decade of tax rebates
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Can you explain to an EU buddy?
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In the US a portion of your realized capital losses can be used to reduce your tax burden. Amounts greater than the annual limit can be carried over to future years for ... |
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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As long as you are filling up a 401k and an IRA then fuck yeah start YOLOing. If I YOLO before filling up IRA I get scared and make mistakes. But if my IRA is filled idgaf and start swinging for the fences in my short bus account.
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wtf is an ira?
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/r/personalfinance in shambles
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Holy crap your right, the post over there is reading gold. "HOW CAN THEY OFFER 3%?!"
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They’re so confused it’s funny as fuck
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Everything is so planned out over there when something changes eve... |
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NVDA might be in store for some year long consolidation like AMD has experienced, brining that PE back down to “reasonable” levels
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it is at reasonable levels though..Nvda for the last year has been ~50+ low 50's. It's reached 60 a few times and surpassed... |
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They need us a lot more than we need them. They’ll cave
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Nope, they have been preparing for the day the US elected an Autist for president. They have been strengthening their position in the trade lanes of southeast asia, and have ready access to resource... |
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Wait so you and your wife combined still cant put together 25k? Please dont tell us you've brought kids into the world yet
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Reality sometimes grabs you by the hips. My household is trying to recover from a serious injury to one of its earners; savings were ... |
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Not me, but I'm just curious what your age is OP?
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29 so none of you ACTUALLY want to see my tits, pervs.
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Why are you fat or something?
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Not at all but in my experience 24 is the expiration date for most men in finance.
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Absolutely amazing, quick question, how long did this all take? From $0-2.5 mil? And congrats dude, you’ll be yachting soon.
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started with $200k what will be 3 years ago this fall
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Damn, that’s insane. Did you get the $200k from saving... |
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Post your positions you ape.
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I did you little shit.
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My apologies
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Apology accepted.
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I think this is the kindest exchange I've seen on this subreddit.
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This dudes portfolio is as diverse as fucking Utah
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It’s a very beautiful state. This dudes portfolio is as diverse as Iowa. Now that’s a boring ass state.
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Watch it pal, better than Nebraska
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Let's all come together and a... |
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Damn you is retarded
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He can just get another loan from a different bank to pay off this loan. Full-proof plan.
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Lol noobs.
1. Get loan from bank
2. Buy bank with loan
3. Forgive your loan
4. Profit
Thank you.
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"hello mr. b... |
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This movie is fucking hilarious
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What is it? ��
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Kung Pow
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Still waiting for that fuckin sequel
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this is my half life 3
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What’s the downside?
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OP is tying up or risking $69,000 (500 x strike price) to make $500. If Bill Gates dies and the stock drops, he’ll be on the hook to buy at $139 while the stock is trading at $120
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I make more scalping calls with li... |
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makes sense tbh, there wasn't a recession after the dotcom crash, unlike in 08. Everything is just overvalued and there's going to be a massive overreaction that sends things crashing and creates a self-sustained panic, just make sure you're around for when it bottoms out so... |
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Well he's the one putting the brakes on the economy. Of course we blame him for the stock market going negative for the year.
(And yes, we are officially down for the year on all indicies)
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>Well he's the one putting the brakes on the economy
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Elon created Tesla to force car companies to go electric. If Tesla falls to competition, then he considers it mission successful.
He created SpaceX to force others to go back to space.
His master plan is working.
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Is this legit , 3% interest for a checking account.
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Yes but to what extent that money is insured is still [uncertain](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjZ1-vH9Z_fAhUjSN8KHUoyDwIQzPwBegQIARAD&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.usa... |
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Short the USA first cause you guys are going to be a 3rd world country first.
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lol no
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Lol I mean your largest cities are practically shitholes. LA, New York, Philly, Chicago. The rate of murders in New York, LA and Chicago alone is greater ... |
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Why just figure it at 100% gains? If you use 700% gains yearly you can even retire faster.
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I used robinhood’s 5 year value graph and it said it went up over 500%. So each year was about 100% This year has been slow though with only 80 something percent. Bu... |
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Will I get a flair for this one?
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Elon "no fucks given" Musk
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Until the SEC puts him in jail.
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The SEC sues people, only Jeffy Sesh can put him in jail.
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Yea DOJ won’t be far behind the SEC.
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The Wolf of WSB.
Fucking congrats man.
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Not much of an accomplishment considering
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Where's your $200k+ gain in one month then?
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boom *drops mic*
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*Briskly picks up mic to sell*
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hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
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Say that to my face.
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hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
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Damn thats some cold shit. Ya nigg about to be locked up and you laughin n shit wow
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Hope you get out of this shit ... |
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Are you fucking nuts?
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I was actually in this morning at 110.20, but I fucked up my stop loss parameter in true WSB fashion and missed out on gainz.
Proof: https://gyazo.com/cfb16b1c3b6f1d7803ef4c4d68904095
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how long do you plan on holding ... |
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lmao. China is not gonna be happy about this
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It sure would suck being an American CFO in China right about now.
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how many cfos do you think hang in china?
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The CFO of the company I work for was in China last week.
It's pre... |
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I have a big tax write off this year...
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You know you don't get to write off losses right? If you had other gains you are going to pay taxes on, the amount of total gains would be reduced by your realized loss, but you have to make something in the first pla... |
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Still waiting for 8+
Besides, if I sell now taxes are high. Maybe I hold for the long term rate. Did lots of DD, but John Devaney's post on Seeking Alpha is by far the best summary / investment thesis for OCN if you're interested. It's by far the biggest position in my port... |
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Your car will be able to be a self driving Uber for you while you're not using your say, that's it.
Also solar powered roofs with battery storage and self driving cars n' shit.
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Yeah man I can't wait for people to bang in the back of my self driving TSLA ... |
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do you think I'd get banned if I commented "I think he's a nice guy"?
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Probably. Do it.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/8ztp8z/comment/e2ltrrw?st=JJR96V3D&sh=8570a21b
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[you see this shit?](https:/... |
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That guy is an idiot
>No I started this year after Trump took over. I don't like ETFs. Just buying Puts. Have some June strikes, August strikes and January strikes. Mostly big banks since they rose the most on tax cut and deregulation expectation(read dreams) Also have a... |
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11 different ETFs? Wrong sub man.
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lol ok, its a retirement fund that i plan on adding to once i get a MS in Finance and get a good job
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Real talk, if you're choosing 11 rather than 3, you have no idea what you're doing.
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That movie sucks... Pure shit. So many racist undertones
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Did you see it?
I was think about going getting a burger king crown and wear a bath robe lol
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Ya just stay at burger king
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im black bro
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Oh so... |
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Congrats faggot. How does it feel to have the Dow significantly outperform you?
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You honestly feel cool calling the guy a fag for being proud about his investments? I mean come on, do you have any idea how many people lose annually on investments? Mad respec... |
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omg RIP monday 123,000 thats like all of them considering they make 2 a month or some shit
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Does the recall include the one in space
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the one in space is a roadster...
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I don't know any of the Tesla models, I assume they're ... |
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April 5th is the beginning, today MannKind received the rights to Afrezza back from Sanofi.
So, now they can start releasing info about their commercial plans and handle things on their own instead of letting Sanofi mishandle it. It was in Sanofi's best interests to push t... |
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Market goes up and this sub turns into r/T_D. Market goes down and this sub turns into r/all. I love it.
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Not exactly. My current theory is that this sub is split 50/50 against Trump, and when one side looks better they speak up and the other side shuts up ... |
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stock market RUINED by millennials
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No shit right. Cause no millennial in 2008 had any money.
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I'm one of the oldest millenials I remember getting back from Iraq in the summer of 2008 and then watching the markets completely melt down soon... |
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Oh damn. Those balls though
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Cambridge Analytica was the instruction manual for internet marketing, Facebook dip was merely a reflection of discomfort people had felt for a long time but had nothing to do with how much ad revenue the platform will make.
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This might be the worst loss I've ever seen on here. My god
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Doesn't beat the dude who lost 4 mill on xiv
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That's the worse loss I've seen on /r/wsb. But this screenshot is the worst I've seen on Robinhood. I truly feel for the guy, I don't... |
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My coworker redistributed the money he got from selling his house and bought 120k worth at $355 2 weeks ago thinking it was a dip.. I dont know if i should tell him it fell down even more and today Elon just took a shit on his own stock. He hasnt checked the price of tesla s... |
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all the polifag cuckbois swarm here every time the market goes down a few percent.... sad!
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Crybaby bitches gonna act like crybaby bitches
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Can’t tell if you’re talking about r/wsb or Trump
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I'm talking about crybaby bitches... |
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LOL, FEELSAUTISMMAN.
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fuck dude this is not funnny
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Actually, I'm having a hard time thinking of anything less serious than a 21 year old blowing "17%" of his birthday money on a stupid bet.
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It was quite a bit of money my f... |
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Buying more MSTX.
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I'm still up on mstx hahaha
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Same. Got in at .38
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when are you selling?
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$8 fgt
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you guys are fucked
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GFY faggot
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You did back-to-back YOLO plays with 100% of your net worth?! LOL
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The way hes talking about money you can tell he's got family wealth to rel... |
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he;s a pretty misunderstood guy....very smart and I think he's for the right things in pharma...He doesn't care too much for the optics of it so people gonna bash him
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Dude is smart and all and is just one of the many playing the system, but he also straight... |
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Listen no one likes tariffs, heck I do not like tariffs. However we have entered a point in history where the idea of going to war with one another is off the table due to nuclear weapons. Now is the age of cyberspace battles and economic warfare. Tariffs are part of that ec... |
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This is the difference between a sensationalist journalist, who keeps harping on the drug prices being raised and Shkreli smirking in front of the congress, and an intelligent and logical judge. Fuck the media, absolutely disgusting manipulation of the population.
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Hahaha. You're going to lose money on these. Hahaha
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I'll be sure to post my sell and shove it in your face tomorrow. ��
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This is gonna be one of those risk $3k to win $300 plays. Otm FD earnings plays have gotta be the worst risk/reward pla... |
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