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This guy wasted a year of his life and millions of our tax dollars for the most pussy indictments in American history.
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I was told that there was tons of evidence against Trump and this is what we got. Hilarious really.
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You know the inve... |
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Is this the last gif of the war? If so, u/haupt91 wins.
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It cannot be. /u/__rosebud__ has 7 gifs now and /u/haupt91 only has 6. If haupt91 does not respond, we have no choice but to assume he has bent the knee.
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I made 6 and he made 5 I ... |
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I’d say good at this point. His tax cuts for corporations are already permanent. Other than that, he hasn’t done shit in 2.5 years. A democratic president will come in soon and clean things up with China and Europe, then we can all regroup and act like this national embarras... |
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god I can't wait for tomorrow the weekends are fucking pointless
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You need an intervention
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go back to /investing
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I like to learn from people who lose money
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Learn by doing, bitch.
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When is the SOTU address?
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tonight
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Thanks for being so specific
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Tuesday Jan. 30th, 2018. Start time 9PM EST (8PM CST, 7PM MT, 6pm PST).
better?
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Sure, if you're using the Gregorian calendar like an idiot... |
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>I myself have a degree in philosophy and quit my job working with the department of education because the amount of bureaucracy and expected workload was overwhelming
Couldn't handle that stressful government work
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Well, depending on what he actually di... |
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Down 57% right now. Join me on the road to 100% fam. No, but seriously, suicide is near for me.
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How much money did you start with
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Started with 60k plus 30k margin Robinhood
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Dam son, I hope your finances are ok, at l... |
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When even your shadow can't take the losses anymore and you are still buying the dip on your favorite meme stocks.
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Buying the dip is supposed to mean buying at a low point, not buying right before it dips. Common misconception
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Huh?
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First day day trading...
>I seriously think I could make a living doing this.
lol
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This thread's a wild ride. I don't know why people are downvoting OP, I'm pretty entertained by the fact that I can't tell if she's naive or trolling. She's walking th... |
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Seriously what the fuck?? Hits EPS, users down due to bot banning, neutral guidance for future...how does that translate to "holy-shit-fuck-everything-this-is-a-landfill-fire!!".
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b/c the pre-earnings price was based on the illusion that they were truly rea... |
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Thread: https://www.removeddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/91p65i/15_million_in_debt_need_advice/
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I love how he questions everyone who suggests a bankruptcy attorney with "What's the need for a bankruptcy attorney?"...
Cos you're bankrupt bro!!!
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Cash out, buy lambo.
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That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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Are ... |
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Can you imagine what will happen when Trump pulls this isolation bullshit in America?
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We already control our laws and immigration policy in the USA *butthead*.
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Yeah but a crazy 70 year old, bankruptcy machine with no sense of how to run... |
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$16k in jnug? Your a tru autist
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Someone was holding dust, faggot
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Nah I sold Mast at 3:30 right before the announcement and bought jnug. Then I sold jnug today. I'm not hating I'm congratulating you don't take being called autistic to heart... |
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The whole Shkreli trial is hilarious. Imagine the difficulty and frustration of trying to find an impartial jury for Shkreli.
> Get tried for securities fraud.
> Can't be tried because there isn't a single person who doesn't hate you.
Except [Shkreli's lawyer](http:... |
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On the one hand, I hate losing money. On the other hand, this sub is like 100x more fun when people are losing money. Quite a dilemma.
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Funny thing is, Trump is right. When you are down 500 billion you can only win unless china wants to starve it's people. ... |
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what app?
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Fidelity
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Many wsb people use Robinhood but [I just love giving money to my broker](https://imgur.com/a/n4uNB9D)
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Do you think it's worth the money?
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Fidelity has [solid order routing](https://im... |
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Snapchat is a company that has never made any money. The outlook for a shit app that never turned a profit is hilarious, especially considering that millennial Bernie Sanders tier faggots are clinging to it desperately.
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What does Bernie have to do with ... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You’re an alright guy, ya know that?
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Appreciate it man. I just hope someone looks at this post and goes, “you know what, maybe I shouldn’t g... |
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For anyone wondering - China was 51% of revenues in 2017. Fucking RIP
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It’s temporary ban. I predict it will last 2 weeks. All for show.
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So buy calls?
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sell puts. IV is prolly off the charts metaphorically rn
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Maybe I'm stupid but I don't get it
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$TSLA is up \~15% the past week, shorters are having a bad time
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Especially after Elon specifically said this would happen.
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TSLA had a low point of 250 in April, now it is almos... |
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Wouldn't that create precedent, allowing Trump (or anyone else) to be sued for any time something *he* tweeted caused a dip?
Also, how could anyone prove that ABC caused the dip? It's not like there's a "notes" section on sell orders where people gave a reason.
...and how... |
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You were kicked off for being a dick. Don't go into other subs that don't have the same humor angle as this one and be a dick. Especially one where real people are expressing real distress.
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Lots of people here remain stressed.
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Yea, bu... |
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Does GE at least do divis?
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Cutting dividends “not out of the questions” according to new CEO so...
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I hope to fuck they announce a dividend cut tomorrow.
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I'm hoping for the same thing and I'm a call holder...
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Tech is in invincible. Next question.
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Why will it go up this month tho?
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there was really no reason for it to go down
tesla is on track
facebook is raping snapchat in the butthole
google got slapped with a bullshit lawsuit they're no... |
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Maybe you should short the housing market in 2007
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But the housing market is rock solid. Greenspan just said bubbles are regional and defaults are rare.
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Greenspan's wrong
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So a guy who gets his hair cut at SuperCuts and do... |
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Fuck you for making a better thread than me, but thank you for sharing in my pain. It's trading below typical industry PE, pays a dividend, has improving margins & revenue, and is conducting buybacks, so you'd think there's a good bull case here. Ah well
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can I get an ELI5?
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Bitgrail was "compromised" Oct/Nov, and $150M of XRB/NANO was stolen. Founder kept it all under the rug and froze XRB/NANO withdrawals, citing technical issues, to hide the hack and the fact that his entire exchange was illiquid.
Either ... |
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If only he'd had $100 to invest he'd've been a millionaire.
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he had more money to invest than most WSBers
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Please, don't confuse WSB and Robinhood. They have no money and we are in the negative.
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I tried to fund my suretrad... |
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And now he’s at zero
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That's why I diversify my assets, if I buy Powerball or mega millions I get a few scratch tickets as well. It's a good plan to Cover your losses
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the lottery is great and goverment approved! so you know they're a legi... |
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Bought in at $15 AMA
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Why would you buy into a company whose demographic is millennials who are the softest/least thrill seeking generation on record?
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Because drones bro. Drones are the future.
Obviously I invested in the wrong company ... |
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I did that once a long time ago with a 25k 0 APR balance transfer. I promptly lost it all on options, but I still think it has a positive expected value and would do it again.
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I'm definitely not doing options. But I'm putting it in a reliable safe stock. Y... |
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This is probably the closest thing to throwing hands online I've seen.
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Do you know what throwing hands means?
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Unless is gay, fighting?
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Right, so how is this an example of a fight lol. This is a kid trying to act bi... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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I thought you don’t have to worry about that considering how long you’ve held them, or am I retarded... |
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Would the real u/ElonMusk please stand up
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I repeat, will the real u/ElonMuskOfficial please stand up?
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Y’all act like you’ve never seen a privatization before
Jaws all on the floor when I said that funding’s secured
Started shorting my as... |
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https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5030883/amp/Cops-handcuff-crying-nine-year-old-autistic-boy.html
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What a shit article. There was a fight in school because the autistic kid was killing bugs and another kid with compassion didn't li... |
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Bonds
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On a serious note, wouldn't it be a good time to pick up bonds as a long play? Illinois has one of the highest per capita tax revenues in the country. If they default on payments it's more because they don't have a budget and can't disperse the money ... |
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Quality shitpost
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Quality shit comment
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Quality shit reply
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Quality shit observation
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Quality gilded comment
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Quality try.
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Not having to work to live would be nice.
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So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
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“For free”
Are you building everyone a house for fr... |
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Incels found a new home
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It's really kinda sad. I love games, it's one of my favorite things next to trading and playing the stock market game, but these people are just... So delusional and just financially illiterate.
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Couldn't agree more.... |
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Lol 8.99/lb for pea protein. No thank you.
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Check again. It's only 12oz not 16oz. $11.99/lb.
Assuming he took that picture today, those packages have sell by dates that are over a week away. Which seems pretty good compared to the 1-2 days for beef.
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There's a possibility that this situation begins to spiral over the next 12 hours. If a state of war is declared by the Ukraine, I'd expect American Nat Gas and our defense sector to climb on Monday's open.
Conversely, if Russia institutes a no-fly zone in the same window, ... |
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Brb buying puts I’ll stop this bleeding.
Inverse me > some cuck analyst saying the same shit they been saying for weeks
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Hey it worked!
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Literally the second my order went through we got a fat green candle. I’m like the retarded ... |
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Fuck you im buying calls
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R I P
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I'll have those tendies extra crispy plz
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Same here ��
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i won gimmie tendies
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Fucking China.
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It's like, the same shit every other day then rebound. Driving me insane it's so retarded. Groundhog week basically
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Dude this has been going on all year. Fuck.
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the market's supposed to be unpredictable s... |
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Time to update the ol playlist
[All 37 Martin Shkreli Finance Videos](http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUtqVrL9DJgS9HYMeZrvgE8nbMGfbfOwF)
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do you have any idea in which vid he analyzes stamps.com?
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the one marked STMP.
https://www.you... |
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Think about it like this...you got a neighbor and he likes to borrow your lawnmower. You like to borrow his wife’s giant black dildo.
Say you decide you’re gonna charge him money to use the lawnmower now. What do you think happens to dildo prices?
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So..... |
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global stock market cap is about ~~70~~ 80-100 trillion so uh no one cares about 30 bil
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Obviously people do if it is setting records. I don't think you can deny this is a meaningful statistic just because you want to believe we will never stop going up.
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What happened to the golden ages earlier this year when we were getting quality gifs from /u/haupt91 and others?
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He got banned.
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Why
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Being unreasonable with the mods regarding wanting to do self promotion. They cut him a g... |
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what positions you got ?
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1) Super long on US stocks
2) $10k on brexit not happening on bet365
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what odds they offering?
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I bet when it was 1:57 to 1
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Pics please
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I did make a post about t... |
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He has like 800 followers. All in.
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is this insider trading
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Is this manipulation
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is this SEC
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Yeah send me your capital gains
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I can send you my 30% ytd loss if you want!
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I can't wait to see what this sub will look like in a bear market.
*knocks on wood n shit*
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Bear market? That's not a thing, right?
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My JNUG would like to wish it was.
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Real shit at first signs should I just all in jnug?
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way to go! what's next? (vacation, please say vacation)
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Actually on a flight right now, headed to blizzcon. After that its hard grinding to hopefully make Overwatch League :D
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is your income from playing video games?
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>Where can I learn to trade options?
In a spreadsheet. All that you need to do is predict a price and then evaluate the options. It is as simple as that. The option contract is a simple device. It gives you the option to buy or sell a stock at a predefined price and tim... |
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Spend seven years bitching about it, then fail to do anything about it.
GG GOP guess we won't get tax cuts for another four years
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Not only did they have seven years, but they have congress and the presidency. This is just failure on all fronts by the ... |
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What is this bums actual net worth? Supposing they don’t IPO or at 10 B valuation
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he supposedly cashed out $700MM [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/cf32bl/wework\_ceo\_cashes\_out\_before\_ipo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comme... |
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What do you use to make this shit?
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Sony vegas
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I AM SO PISSED. I thought I got it when it was on a Humble Bundle Sale, but apparently I didn't. All I have is fucking Corel Painter Essentials 6.
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Just fucking torrent it lik... |
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This is hilarious.
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insane is more like it
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TRUMP: fuck trade, no more cheap imports, screw immigration !
S&P500: Lol IDGAF
efficient market my ass
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got a little pent up anger there buddy
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I'm mad as f... |
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Remember kids mu is speculative at 38 but a buy at ath
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Alright, so real talk for a minute. I get that it’s a meme stock, and I don’t own it, but with a P/E that low mustn’t it be undervalued? For now at least
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Worries are a potential ramped... |
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This whole administration needs to fucking off itself
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Have faith my dude. The man in charge turned a small loan of $1M into $10B in the cut throat casino business. He knows exactly what he's doing. Dow 30,000 by EOY.
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Trump’s companies ... |
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"portfolio *value"*
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"Net Worth"
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“Taco Bell”
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Holy shit
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You do realize that Taco Bell is the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars? Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
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DAY 1
5 am: wake up
5:05-9:29: watch premarket, hope desperately that it turns around from the deep red it is in
9:30-12:30: continue holding my almost worthless calls expiring today
12:30-4: leave work early, start drinking to mask the pain
4: cry a little
4:15: order some... |
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Edit for clarity:
You’ve made 66% or $900 since opening the position. Today you made $270.
If FB ~~falls~~ rises tomorrow & Friday then you will make more money unless there’s bouncing price action.
Basically you want FB OVER 162.5 by Friday.
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it’s a... |
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Friendship ended with $IQ!
$SOGO is new best friend!
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Puxin IPO today, $NEW
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What's the DD on it
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By DD I assume you mean Donkey Dick and mine is currently deep in your mother’s asshole.
Here is an article for your sist... |
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Where's that guy on the top the other day who had 13k shares?
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I'm here. Sold yesterday as a part of risk management. Never play earnings lol.
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You dodged a bullet there.
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I didn't feel comfortable holding anything int... |
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http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/27/howard-marks-says-this-is-a-time-for-caution.html
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They literally say this every fucking time there's a 1-2% dip. It's what the people want to hear and keeps the ratings high.
Buy the fucking dip. We just had a blowout quar... |
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Sell Puts?
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let me borrow 30k real quick
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use spread?
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sorry i still don’t fully understand spreads yet. let me know which would i use for this scenario and i’ll read about it.
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I feel bad for this guy, he just tryna double his money like the rest of us.
But dam only 73? Did he not set up a stall at the local park or mall smh.
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Ya seriously... seems like this individual bought these with no game plan at all. To sell only 73 is way ... |
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FB is down because apparently teenagers are not using it
They want to use Snapchat instead
But Snapchat is losing users to Instagram
TLDR: Buy the dip
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FB owns Insta.
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I know... Which is why the TLDR is to buy the dip... ?
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The markets are reacting positively to Trump's acceptance speech, which was a lot more presidential than anyone had a right to expect.
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Now you're trying to tell me whole markets react to 20 minute speeches?
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There was a lot riding on that ... |
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Fucking buy puts or get it on SQQQ or some bear ETF with shares. The writing has been on the wall for almost an entire month now.
This market has legit been propped up by like 6 names. Apple and Amazon, etc. You can only say buybacks and tax cut!! For a bull thesis for ... |
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1. Fuck You
2. Save some money for taxes or your fucked
3. Congratulations man
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Actually, if he loses it before the end of the year then no need to save for taxes !
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Seriously though, if this is actually legit, not just save money for taxe... |
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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I thought your comment was funny
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we're most likely getting brigad... |
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June 12th 2017: $2.5k deposited into my trading account.
June 15th 2017: $247 left in my account
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July 16th 2018: $2.5k deposited into my trading account.
July 18th 2018: Already down 30% and have my entire balance in 7/20 MSFT $107 calls.
 
Dear god please... |
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PayPal it to me right now
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You have to take me out on a date first
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Where do you live ???
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I live across the street from Musk
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You are not serious about loosing 300. Nvm. and for that reason I am ... |
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at least i created content on the sub ololollool
fuck
edit: updating end-of-day tomorrow with a screen for u lads
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Fuck the haters. They wouldn’t have the balls to make these plays. No one gets it right every time.
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most of us don't get... |
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User was banned for 1 day for this post. I will add 1 day for each upvote on this comment.
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Good Mod
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Thank you -ErikTheBread for voting on CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY.
This bot wants to find the best and worst mods on Reddit. [You can view results... |
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Damn you is retarded
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He can just get another loan from a different bank to pay off this loan. Full-proof plan.
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Lol noobs.
1. Get loan from bank
2. Buy bank with loan
3. Forgive your loan
4. Profit
Thank you.
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"hello mr. b... |
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Staying bear gang on oil. Everything else is going green though.
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I’d reevaluate your position. Oil is gonna run until g20 then from there go up or down.
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3 puts 1 atm strangle. If it really runs I’ll pull the puts and let the strangl... |
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@realDonaldTrump: Why do we keep broadcasting when we are going to attack Syria. Why can't we just be quiet and, if we attack at all, catch them by surprise?
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/372943068267573249?s=21
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldT... |
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Honestly this is great, and it’s cool that you’re sharing this with WSB, but I would say most of us here have like between $500-5k in buying power. So this isn’t really possible. Can something like this be scaled down?
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Like I said, if you have a margin acc... |
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Take assignment and sell a put
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Uhh he said it's a covered call.
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Yeah so get assigned and sell it, then sell a put to either keep making money off of it or get back in at a lower price.
## Speaker_0: ##
Yes that's right. Your previo... |
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All in MU 25k to 43k
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What expiration and strike did u buy? What if Mu trades sideways for a few weeks? Won’t u lose everything?
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I had a 5/25 58c and 60c which I punched today and a July 60c which I punched 75% today. Holding the 25%... |
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What did he do
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Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about the stock market. Can you explain what shoring a stock means?
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basically you borrow a stock from someone and... |
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God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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I don think you have to wonder. I think it is clear. He pissed off th... |
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$18 eow cant wait to see all the 14.5 sellers complaining
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I sold yesterday at 15.40. should I re enter now? Or wait for more dip tomorrow?
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I did as well, re bought today right at 14.50
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fuck it, I'm waiting. Inverse wsb lm... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Because the second you input a trade order, Computers calculate what needs to happen to make sure you don't profit.
## Speaker_1: ##
This isn't far off
## Speaker_0: ##
It's actually dead on.
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It like the best move is to not play
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Only oth... |
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Would you really long a company whose original mission statement was to stop masterbation?
http://www.cracked.com/article_19520_5-insane-ways-fear-masturbation-shaped-modern-world.html
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I've heard that nofap bullshit is gaining traction, maybe they were jus... |
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Always use EST you pleb. We go by stock exchange time.
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PST - Tech time
MST - Ski time
CST - Hick time
EST - Finance time
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Hick time? There's more to this time zone. For example, we don't have a lot to do, so we drink a lot.
C... |
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>Now check this. There’s gonna be over 50 million people with alzheimers in the near future.
>Today’s alzheimers drugs cost about 300 bucks a month.
>$300 x 12 months x 50 million patients = yearly sales of over 180 billion dollars.
>With even a 10% profit mar... |
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I dont think there'll be a war but I'm sure monday stocks will take a big hit.
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huge gap up incoming
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What
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Can you not read?
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What
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Flair checks out.
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DRYS is 10x more impressive.
## Speaker_0: ##
Good god, what the fuck happened there?
## Walls1337bot: ##
A very clever continual dilution scheme that was designed to keep the company NASDAQ compliant (thus giving the company access to a huge amount of volume) while at ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He hasn't posted in 4 months, I think he's gone.
Can someone explain for an options nub? Looks like he's buying at $10 when it's trading at $4.6? Essentially a 50% loss?
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He was betting the price of a PACB share would be at least $10 by March 17th. The pric... |
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They're talking about car tariffs. No shit Musk sides with Trump to pressure China to lower their 25% import taxes on US cars.
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So what you're saying is that there isn't free trade in the global market? And the US auto industry has been getting fucked th... |
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Name of the app?
## Speaker_1: ##
robinhood
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Which version has the green chart lines?
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Robinhood Gold
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Robinhood Star Platinum ediition
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Robinhood two electric boogaloo
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## Speaker_0: ##
20% lol
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That's a typical percentage. Also, they won't be taking a fee % of total assets which is the true scam IMO.
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Thats the typical percentage of an established fund with a venerable track record. Most managers will take discounted a... |
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