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What a time to be alive! This is why i voted to unban him. God speed fsc.. #TheFinalYolo
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#I don't want to be rude but..[You have the charisma of a damp rag](https://youtu.be/bypLwI5AQvY) and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question tha... |
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DRYS
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http://imgur.com/a/iKH82
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LMAO
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Down 20% and falling. I'm hoping my autism stimming will help
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Hold till monday and be up 100%
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Bagholding engaged
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Just set a li... |
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r/politics is the last place to go for market advice.
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It’s Pretty much the exact opposite of /r/the_donald
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So r/the_donald is the first place we should go for market advice? Sounds reasonable.
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At least they support ca... |
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Hopefully the silver I gave you will help you get back in
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Silver is actually gonna go up a lot.
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is this true? please respond?
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Check out anil mangal
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This sounds like it could end up in a horrible ass rap... |
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Yes. Yes there is
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What’s wrong with it assuming you do your DD, don’t go for meme stocks, and go with relatively safe strike prices and expiration dates?
I’ve noticed i haven’t actually seen anyone in WSB with an 100% options portfolio and I’m wondering i... |
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Nice one.
Some unsolicited advice from someone in their 20's that \*had\* that much cash -- don't fucking yolo with all of it. Don't fuck with more than 25k at a time -- throw it in some index fund or some solid company and just maybe sell some covered calls here and there... |
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A nice pillow to sit on. Your ass is going to be pretty sore after getting fucked by oil.
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I'm in it long term. I'll figure i'll come close to doubling my money.
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Long term you say? How long? You may be in the wrong sub.
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W... |
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I wish the author would have mentioned that short Powerball scheme that one guy had going with his office.
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Can you tell me about it?
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Essentially a guy took people's money for the Powerball lotto in his office, didn't buy the tickets, fake... |
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Lmao this guy is in a scene of the last hunger games movie just his hand though. I forget why hes slightly popular on YouTube.
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2.8 mill subs. great podcast. gave thousands and thousands to charity
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I'm not big on the YouTube these days lol ... |
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Did you find a girlfriend yet? You can still reach half your yearly goals.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/
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Ur an asshole
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An asshole who didn't lose 3.6 million
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nuggets? what a filthy casual.
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*Let the nuggets hit the floor, let the nuggets hit the floor*
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Let the nuggets hit the... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!
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Meeeeeeeaaaaaattt on floooooooorr
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One, nothing wro... |
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Get back to work pleb. Those burgers aren't going to flip themselves.
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It always cracks me up when I’m sitting in interviews for new hires and they’re “excited to work for a Fortune 500 company” motherfucker McDonald’s and Walmart are near the top of the F... |
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Why not go all in on SPXS and provide proof?
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Yeah OP, if you're so smart why don't you put your money where your mouth is
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Good point. Think about it like this: once it really starts dropping I can short and still make a lot of money. If I ... |
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Morgan Stanley is a bunch of fags. I stupidly used their "managed accounts" for two years and saw less than 3% growth. Hate them
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can confirm, have worked there.
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what was your role?
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Thats Jamie Dimons account
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Where did you find that P/E for Microsoft??
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probably a fortune cookie from 1999
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Confucius say
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Confucius say, man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam.
*****
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I can't believe the market fell for NK rhetoric. Trump fueled that fire big time. Good for them I guess. They probably loaded up on SPY puts beforehand.
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This reaction has been in the works since like last month, the frantic search for what news event to pin... |
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does anyone even play this game
seems to be mostly dead on twitch
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Big cod fan here, treyarch fucked it up. Never thought I’d say those words. If you want me to go in to more detail I can
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Detail please
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So it mig... |
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I mean aren’t they trying to take the national oil company public rn; doesn’t this make that supply seem unstable
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The ownership is being transferred from the state-owned Aramco (read: owned by the king), in whole or in part, to the sovereign wealth fund.
#... |
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It'll probably drop a bit again as people realize their gains, but I'm long on this.
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How long?
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Until I have to pull out the money to pay for my tuition lol. I have a large chunk of the money saved up to pay my next tuition bill in AMD. Be... |
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Obviously this is going to be a popular idea on this sub but to put things into perspective, this is basically a $100 billion tax cut for people who are already extremely wealthy, at a time when the national debt is ballooning dangerously, at a time when defense spending has... |
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Fuck your mom. You just cucked your dad.
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Wait, how so
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You used his name to become a 55£-ionaire. You think that won't impress your mom? What has he ever done? Had some job that provided for the family? Probably works 8-12 hours a ... |
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That's actually not a half bad idea. Do a career day so the parents come in or when you do the ice breakers have say what your parents do as one of the questions.
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I'm assuming you were playing with pennies or leverage, my advice is to stop. Put your mon... |
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I told them they can give me my money back or I’ll sue. Brokers can’t reverse executed orders. If they made a mistake, they eat the loss.
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Don't ever tell a company you will sue if you are not planing on going trough with it. that is a clear reason for co... |
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Depends on your strikes.
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MSFT - 113
COF - 100
Guess I fucked up.
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>MSFT - 113
dawg
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OptionsProfCalc says I can still get an 80% gain tomorrow if MSFT opens at 108.
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You realize someone has to buy... |
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It's a mental thing man. When you are losing money you want to know thirty other losers are losing money too.
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You guys are all mental. And I mean that not in the British way, but in the "fucking idiot" way.
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geniuses are often misund... |
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I remember being in the final interview round for Amazon years ago. There was this one guy there that said "Whatever you do if you get hired, DO NOT LIQUIDATE ALL YOUR STOCK!!!!" or something to that effect, because he did and apparently he would have been a very rich man... |
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It's because you stopped giving him blowjobs 5 years ago and now he forever hates you for it
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>projecting this hard
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Im not married yet so I probably have about 6 months of blowjobs left
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Marraige is the worst financ... |
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This is dumb. Even most republicans are socialists. Every western country these days is a mixed economy (ie. capitalism + socialism).
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social programs doesn't mean socialism you autistic faggot
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Lol yeah it does. Socialism is an umbre... |
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Short sellers are pedos
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Bet ya a signed dollar it's true
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Oh, look at mister fat cat over here, a whole dollar? Damn!
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He must work for Tesla.
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Got that drug trafficking kinda money.
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Wtf is wrong with united? Well this is 'merica.. sue for everything they have.
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It's such a fantastically shitty airline. Delta is okay these days, AA is upping it game, but UA is consistently a pile of shit.
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I'd like to say as a AA guy,... |
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my parents were trying to buy a new build in south florida. prices were outrageous
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I live near ATL (suburbia) and 3 bed town homes are going for $400k.
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I bought my house near Raleigh, NC, in April of 2016. Market value is already up almos... |
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The difference is about personal outlook. They see horrible things related to capitalism and cry and whine about it. We see the horrible things and ask how to join in.
Both are shitposting from Iphones made by child labor....
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Yeah. I actually liked their ... |
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possibly up, could also go down
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Could go sideways
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might go in circles
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It shouldn't go left
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could go diagonal
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Why just figure it at 100% gains? If you use 700% gains yearly you can even retire faster.
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I used robinhood’s 5 year value graph and it said it went up over 500%. So each year was about 100% This year has been slow though with only 80 something percent. Bu... |
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Shit will crash down come Monday
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Crash ahead of Pruitt vote? Don't think so.
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Pruitt doesn't matter. Salmon is the only thing that matters which is why this is a really stupid stock to invest in. Play for short term, sure, but it will cras... |
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Nope, haven't you heard? We don't care about the trade war anymore. It's all about dat phat juicy 10yr bond yield now nearing 3%
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Bond prices are moving
PANIC
SELL
EVERYTHING
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I mean its a pretty big change. The era of easy money, quant... |
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The funniest part is it had already blown through a lot of these targets before the end of January this year
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When did the S&P crack 3k?
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I said a lot, not all. But in January even the 3K ones looked like hilarious lowball estimate... |
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Set aside some of your new gains for the CPA you're going to have to hire to do your taxes on this
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So I have like hundreds of trades on RH. I typically do my own taxes online. What happens if I don't report capital gains? (Less than $10k)
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There's a few strongholds left, namely Poland
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Seriously what's up with Poland not ever being attacked? Do they not care or everything is empty cause the migrated else were in within the ~~Reich~~ European Union?
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They don't accept mill... |
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And if it moves the wrong direction of your bet you get a massive margin call. Am i correct?
Most of the trades done here you simply lose the capital you invested if gone completely wrong.
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Not if you have stop losses set in place, and unlike equities stops... |
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I dont aim for those 1000% trades, I aim for 5-50% trades; get in and get out
Edit: I think total amount of trades was 6 (12 if you count both buying and selling as a trade)
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Can I ask what your expiration dates were? Did you buy the 290 puts 3 weeks ago an... |
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Guys a legend
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-ary idiot
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I refuse to believe we live in a country where:
Saying your investments return 20-30%, then returning 500% in ~3 years == fraud;
Lying about having native american heritage in order to secure a position at Ha... |
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Eli5
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You seriously don't understand what ETFs are?
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Yes. Please forgive me, however, for not having an in-depth knowledge about SEC filings, what the various forms are used for, and the relative significance of those filings.
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funny, they were down for a couple hours on tuesday
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They gave me 50 free trades. ��
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How'd you complain to get them?
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Private message. I actually only asked for 25. You have to tell them how much money they cost yo... |
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It’s funny, but you guys are circlejerking the fuck out of Tesla/musk the past few days... like 20+ posts a day. We get it, you faggots think they’ll go bankrupt or something else. Move on with your life.
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Show me your holds, cultist
You're probably an a... |
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So does Bernie, like his commie followers, think that Bezos has $900b sitting around in cash in his dungeon or something lol
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I had no idea wsb was do full of maga trash. Sub for sub humans.
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Do you have an actual argument?
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Since when did neopets have a stock exchange
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I feel like I do remember something similar way back when I did that shit but I was way too young to care.
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How are the broker fees?
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FREE AS IN FREEDOM
Let me just say that as ... |
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My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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Judging by your title I don't think you understand phrasing.
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What do you mean?
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Typically turning 4K into 367 isn’t a good thing.
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I thought maybe he was joking. Now I think he doesn't even understand what people are tryi... |
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Mod this motherfucker right now
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At least a flair
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Your welcome.
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Nice choice of flair.
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I didn't pick mine. I earned it damnit.
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I'm saying nice choice of flair for the OP you dumba... |
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I mean, makes sense to avoid right ?
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Absolutely makes sense, it's just funny
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Just the featured part
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man it's been ages since I've gone to a proper mass shooting. Thanks snap!
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What a cool hip event to... |
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The conference facilitator sounded like he didn't want to be there. Swore I heard him sigh a couple times. The CEO speaks like a politician who deflects everything. The CFO who was supposed to be some Amazon superstar didn't really do anything. Only thing keeping the company... |
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[mic drop](http://imgur.com/z4sZWfd)
EDIT: this comment will be the AMA thread
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what's your annual income? How did you have 53k to put into it.
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As of 2015 my household income is $225k. My business varies so my income is between 80 and 150... |
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Wallstreet fags
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LOL imagine the SJW meltdown
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Make “fags” stand for something, like “financial advisory group services” or some shit. Let the tears roll
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The only thing rolling would be my admission to the school ou... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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There are no trade wars, if there is no trade.
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THE TRADE IS A LIE
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Fake trades
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No trade! No trade! You’re the trade!
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That’s more than 85% of americans have in savings...
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Her family is wealthy and lived in one of the wealthiest districts in new york
If I was born into a wealthy connected family and only had 7 stacks id be a failure
My inmigrant barely speaking english gi... |
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God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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don't fuck with a judge, but people need to suck it up about trolling... |
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[Proof](https://imgur.com/a/RAM53Mg)
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Nice! You holding a couple more days or switching to puts?
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Should close out soon. It’s getting dicey out there and everyone is calling for a big drop soon. Never know what Drumpf is going to do with tar... |
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The company has no leadership, gonna take months before they get themselves sorted out. You’re not just witnessing the fall of intel, you’re going to be seeing the rise of a new dominant chipmaker
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And which chipmaker would that be? Asking for a friend
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Show us the trades.
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QQQ puts
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Bro Atleast say what price u got in and when u got out
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Mb. I held 25 QQQ 160.5 12/21 puts through the weekend and added 65 QQQ 158 12/21 puts at today’s top. Sold everything when QQQ hit 157.... |
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Whatever happened to that dude who made this? He was making the best shitposts all year then vanished.
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Mods banned him
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No they banned the other guy who made high quality but slightly less funny gifs. He was like the coke zero version of t... |
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I have been bag holding these Jan 190c which is bought on a dip because V is always supposed to go up. Haven't even made a penny of profit yet
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I never buy OTM options, that’s straight up gambling. What’s your delta? Like .27? lol tight dude
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liberals on reddit can't catch a break. If dems lose the midterms we are gonna see one hell of a sperg out. I for one am hyped.
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Mass liberal suicide 2018
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I thought they off themselves in 2015 when trump won
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Nah they said ... |
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Holy shit, was this a legitimate notification?
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Yeah, Yahoo Finance app.
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Yahoo talking about other people's suicide
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Proof that part of tech is not self aware yet.
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Yahoo tech is never going to be self... |
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Is this in reference to juicero being a big rip off? It is a pretty damn funny observation about Silicon Valley.
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Yes. Every startup has to hit a couple of magic words:
* disruption
* traction
* cloud
* internet of things
* pivot
* growth hacking
* A... |
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I thought /r/investing was supposed to be smart.
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They’re “smart” in the same way that /r/personalfinance is smart. Can’t lose any of your money if you never risk a single fucking dime!
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I bet there is less suicide on their subreddits thoug... |
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What’s happening to the market ? Why is it going down ? I’m not a trader but I’ve been on this app called Stock Wars, a stock trading simulator. I lost $7000. I just started to get into stock tradings and I’m pretty interested to learn. Not much background on economics, as a... |
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So Im just getting into options, and I know FDs are bad, but BAC looked like nice and juicy first thing this morning so I bought a single 6/8 29.50 call, like, sure, why not, its like $20. I can live with losing that, at worst it will be a $20 lesson.
Fuck man..... I wish... |
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SQ up 2% hell yeh
Holy crap it passed $39, up over 3.5% now
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wtf do you not read opinion articles?!?
https://investorplace.com/2017/10/not-time-buy-square-inc-sq-stock/
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If SQ doesn’t hit 50 by next June I will eat a Hawaiian pizza
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Also being a day trader you will have to pay for your own health insurance. Working for someone there are more fringe benefits. I think you need to at least make $400 a day for it to be worth it.
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As someone who owns a business that’s just now really gettin... |
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Holding:
MU (100%)
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Tell me your sweet secrets bby
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OP didn't buy at the peak like the rest of the faggots in this sub
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$MU hasn’t gone up 118% in the past 3 months tho..
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In Robinhood you can trade with... |
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Why is RHT sitting at 176 when the buyout us at 190? Seems like it should be higher. Am I missing something or is this a win here?
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Chance of the deal falling through for various reasons.
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that seems like a larger discount than usual fo... |
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No ticker?
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These RH screencaps never include the stock, most annoying thing in the world
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I propose banning these screenshots if they don't ALSO contain a screenshot of holdings (or comment w/ info). Don't we have a no proof rule? Anyone co... |
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Everything looked like it was getting better and that tweet killed it
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The reality setting in that he is fucking clueless is what killed it. Equity markets generally ignore politicians, but he became too much of a factor to ignore. Global slow down, fed pol... |
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you are the epitome of WSB
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ay thanks man
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I'm not entirely sure that's a compliment
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ur invited on on my yacht next summer
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Let's get together and compare dicks. I mean yachts. I'm pretty sure your balls ... |
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“why doesnt robinhood offer phone support?”
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They are building out a call center in Orlando.
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where in orlando? (curious)
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*Why* in Orlando? (very curious)
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cheap land, rent and workforce, disney cucks abo... |
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I bet Goldman have shorted themselves somehow and told Schwab to downgrade them
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Wouldn't that be insider trading?
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the horror
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Ripping off other billionaires is where the line will be drawn. Insider trading got Martha Stew... |
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Has he actually learned nothing?
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He is gonna land himself in jail.
He is going full Shkreli. You dont go full Shkreli.
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You go to jail for shitposts now?
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No. You go to jail for fucking with a little thing called "~~pros... |
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Next time go to a casino...?
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As I don't spend time there already....
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Where do you lose your money faster?
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Usually craps.
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What stock is $CRAP?
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$RAD
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delet this
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If anyone can tell me the last time the DOW fell 2.54% or greater in one day, you'd be amazing.
Edit: step up to /u/knightwhosaysni2 ‘s level guys
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June 2016 for the day. Worst week in two years.
Sources: my Bloomberg and my CNBC app.
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We g... |
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1% futures up as of right now, unless you bought these puts 2 days ago why would you get puts after such a large drop?
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because we are all perma bears now the racesion is upon is
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haha yea with record unemployment we are now in a rec... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That, is some funny shit my friend. Let us know how it goes.
You'd probably need to try some other dating sites that older folks use these days, I don't know what the age breakdown is on tinder but I bet it skews younger.
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This is exactly why the rich old ... |
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You guys realize he knows exactly what he's doing and is just a massive troll.. right?
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Probably.
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I think he works a trading desk somewhere.
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I heard he wears shoes two sizes too small.
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I heard he lives... |
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I got downvoted there once for saying vanguard 500 is a pretty safe way to invest. Nope, Ally 1.25% or the highway.
Yeah enjoy that 1% you fucking serfs. With Trump's inflation you're literally losing money. You're giving it to sharks getting 10-15% out of your money with ... |
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Where did you get the loan? What interest rate and term?
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$2000 interest cost over 2 months... I'm guessing Pay Day Loans.
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Lol no way in hell is any payday loan place giving you $50k for bringing in your last two pay stubs.
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For those who haven't seen Top Gun:
Charlie: So Lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: ...started up on his six when we pulled through the clouds and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well if you were directly above him, ... |
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I don't understand how dumb you have to be to not be able to comprehend you should have a RH account for stocks and a tasty account for options.
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/r/all here, wtf are options?
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I'll attempt to use as little finance terms as possible, this q... |
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They're all negging TWTR to lower it's valuation. GOOG will secretly jump back in with a much lower bid. All in on the dip!
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$GOOG never wanted it to begin with.
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Google would absolutely buy it for a good enough price. It just makes too much... |
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$V take my energy
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Dont worry dog, our 7/20c are going to be juiced up by the end of the month.
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thinking about buying some of these bad bois. wait for dippy?
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The dippy is here my nig
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$7/20 $140c?
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Isn't full employment at an unemployment rate of 5.5%? That would mean we're under average unemployment meaning higher production output?
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Full employment is when there is no cyclical unemployment, which usually falls at around 5%. Source: took an econ clas... |
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I need to stop being poor.
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same here. FFS I would have used my entire portfolio's value to buy a single call...
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Maybe that's the difference.
Would have vs. FUCKING OWNED IT
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FEW THOUSANDS TO BUY TH... |
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With data caps in place, it means basically nothing.
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What i'm thinking here is it makes cable obsolete.
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Content providers can throw up a tower in major cities and bypass the need for cable infrastructure for the most part.
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Shares?
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Yes around 40k shares at 4.95 average
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Kiss your trust fund goodbye m8
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See, with shares I have that nice stop limit advantage :) although I’m so confident I haven’t set one yet hahaha
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Just out of... |
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How old are you?
## Speaker_1: ##
30s
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How did you get so rich?
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I read a lot of books. Like a book a day. It gives me knowledge and lambos.
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knaaawledge
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## Speaker_0: ##
Here's the full interview:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-the-2018-60-minutes-interview/
The dude is clearly autistic
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He’s one of us.
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But he has the opposite of ADD and gets shit done
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Add doesn’t mean... |
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M
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U
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D
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K
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## Speaker_0: ##
You have a mil & you’re using RH?
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TFW you're losing way more in fills than you'd ever pay in commissions.
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serious question what is fills
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Difference between your asking price and what it actually sells for when you pla... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You been at Kung Fu tea for three years! GTF out of there. The time you lost there is much worse than that 10k.
I can relate fam. I don't make much. I blew my $800 account on MU listening to WSB. Those gains you see here are not photo shopped. I've made my own ABSURD gains ... |
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