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10 minutes in he's just been bragging lol
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Yeah like I thought there was gonna be some big statement, he hasn't said shit lol.
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have you ever heard the man talk before??
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Honestly I don't really pay attention to politics s... |
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Thanks man , I feel like this might be a gem
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And there might be a pony in a room full of horse shit.
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U don't agree ? Tell me why u no like ?
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I might be wrong, but to me, saying "there might be a pony in a room full ... |
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Space Jihad. LMAO I fucking love this sub.
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If we can eliminate Jihad before we become multiplanetary, kay yeah that'd be great.
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I get the feeling you don't know what Jihad is...
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> If we can eliminate [religious warf... |
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Jlaw is so hot
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To think Harvey Weinstein's fat ass got to pummel that... Smh
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I also was reading up on Lana Del Rey's relationship with him
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Dudes living it up fucking hot young girls not gonna lie
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Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
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It makes everyone come together in the end, like the Avengers.
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>Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
I don't think the South gonna lose this time tho.
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Which ... |
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algo's will always be ahead of the curve, but they excel in reading things like earnings reports, rumors or complicated breaking news is much harder. However just because you arent the first, doesnt mean youll be the last. As long as people are slower than you, there is mone... |
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You are your mom's worst mistake.
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:(
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Awww buddy don't feel bad, play with some of your legos. It'll be alright.
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Leogs
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Soon: "I stepped on my Legos, but it didn't hurt my feet because they were really ... |
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Serious question, what can this do to your credit?
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Good question. I’m fucked, huh?
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* The debt will be reported to credit agencies, making borrowing money difficult as it will affect your credit score. Additionally, its presence may cause ... |
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I believe in the principles of competition a hell of a lot more than I believe in a bureaucrat's ability to properly dictate what is, and isn't fair use of bandwidth. The cost to lay fiber is relatively inexpensive when compared to maintaining a power or water network. The... |
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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I don't even own any Netflix and it tanked my portfolio...
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Yah. Theyre dragging tech now lol.
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Fucking AMZN down 1.5%
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My poor calls =,(
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Dont worry, prime day is crazy strong this year. Their website can't... |
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The easier and more profitable solution is to simply regulate and tax Marijuana in the US, but the commander in chump wont budge on that with the attorney general smurf.
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You do realize that the Dems are blocking legislation to legalize hemp (started by the ... |
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I thought this was some liberal bullshit at first. Have an upvote
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Ending the circle jerk for a minute. Since when is helping people literally not kill themselves “bullshit”? I always upvote suicide prevention messages; you don’t know what means what to som... |
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They haven't gone broke (yet) but GPRO went from $29 to $100 all the way down to the current level of $8 pretty quick.
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Who would have thought that 99% of people don't have the time and money to afford an action cam/cool adventures
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what app?
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Fidelity
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Many wsb people use Robinhood but [I just love giving money to my broker](https://imgur.com/a/n4uNB9D)
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yeah that's my entire accounts worth
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You’re his broker?
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Seriously, the stock is down like a dollar from when I bought it, and the put went down $20. How do you gauge IV when buying?
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Jesus christ
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Jesus christ I'm retarded?
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Yes, exactly. Look for the part that says "impli... |
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I haven't seen a million dollar trade on here in a while. What is your plan to get more million dollar trades here? Thanks
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everybody blew out. Now it's just dumbshit engineers and college kids
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everybody, as in the guys who used to so... |
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In UVXY x 500 at 9.81
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Out 10.20
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Prove it.
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http://imgur.com/a/mHA7Y
Why would I just make it up lol
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well done
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yeah i have couple questions too been doing research
lets say one of you faggots buys 1 $XYZ call contract strike price 20$ for 0.50 exp july 8th..costs you 50$.. and its trading at 19$ right now.. when it shoots up to 24$..you then exercise your option by buying 100 shares... |
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It's scary how many people still adhere to biased technical analysis like this. So yes.
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TA is BS but why is it biased?
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because depending on how you set your zoom and axis scale and which lines you decide to look at you can (literally) pa... |
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Any decent broker has this already, but i just remembered most of you need this because you all use RH
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That's fair, and I do realize that there are probably quite a few tools out there that already do this (Bloomberg terminal being one of them and as you sa... |
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Forward guidance dawg
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Agreed. If you are a growth-driven stock with a P/E way in the sky, giving shitty forward guidance is about the worst thing you can do.
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Noob here, are companies required to do this? I thought they only had to broadcas... |
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Though the hardware will be there, the software will still need time. I honestly don't think this will benefit the stock price. Investors probably already assumed that the hardware was there and the only thing missing was a completely functional update.
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T... |
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Best part:
>I still blame Trump.
Get fucked faggot. It's everyone's fault but mine. I hope he winds up in a cardboard box. Maybe I'll give him some pennies when I see him begging on my drive to work.
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With that kind of attitude he will. Until he begins... |
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You've got a $50,000 set of balls. Worst case scenario it's like you went to college at a Private University. You'll just be paying $450 a month for the next 20 years. Fuck it. Upside could be $15,000,000. Proud of you.
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What's the math on this?
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Lots of quality meme stocks
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i can't believe people like this actually exist
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I've been in these for months. Don't worry my return last year was > 100%.
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Proof or ban ? Is that how that works?
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I've alr... |
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Only my dad would care. My sister would tell me to shut up in 5 seconds if I brought up my portfolio or the market in general.
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Lol, getting cucked by your sister, cuckyboy?
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Ya, you should see what she does to her boyfriend. He's whipped ... |
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Pucker my asshole until AMZN ER is out
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Amazon's earnings have zero bearing on their stock price though...
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And that’s why we like it
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Makes me wish I hadn’t dumped everything into beanie babies.
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Jus... |
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Uber just started with them, you wouldn't see much of an effect until next quarter
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Guidance
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Uber delivery McDonald's is like 1/10000000000 of their quarterly revenue guidance
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It's the idea of it taking off, not what is ha... |
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stocks go up and they go down. it is down only 2%
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Considering the low volatility tied to the stock, that's a significant drop
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2% and huge? The fuck is wrong with you? Wait till you enter a bear market
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A lot is wrong with... |
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Go long on kebabs.
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hey im armenian, thats my shittt
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I've never been close to the Middle East, and am deeply racist towards all things from Middle East. But Kababs are fucking A.
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We Armenians don't associate with all... |
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doing better than 90% of this sub
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my gf tells people I'm a stock trader
in reality i just sit at home, read wsb and yolo on earnings
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sounds like a stock trader
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Is there anyone on this sub with any actual knowledge of sto... |
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Screenshot this everyone for the next time someone asks why not just go all in on XIV cause market looks so stable
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That's if XIV isn't terminated this week
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why would XIV be terminated?
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Because that's the rules son. If xi... |
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It’s almost like every company is running up before ER and dropping after. If only there was a way to profit off of this
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Here’s the kicker, if you buys puts it’ll sky rocket.
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Can confirm. Bought amd puts.
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AMD didn't ru... |
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Damnnnn, girls hot
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It's this kind of degeneracy that makes women feel disempwoered in finance ;)
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Yo word check on disempowered.
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Spelling is a tool of the patriarchal oppressor
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Fucking stop
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Context?
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[https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026872652290379776](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026872652290379776)
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How does going private indicate security fraud??
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It's only fraud if it can be shown that Tesla ne... |
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Cheers mate! Now double it again.
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Trying! Taking a break for a bit until I come back though.
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What could go wrong?
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Lose all my money?? Lol
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I don't know if you'll listen to me but I would highly ad... |
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Went up 10% on Monday and Tuesday, made 28 dollars lmao
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Lol, I spend over that in fees a day.
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Yeah most people spend over that in fees in a trade, also Robinhood users still pay fees, especially the ones here
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how do th... |
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There are so many jems like this in this book tho..
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which book is this?
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tesla, spacex, and a quest for a fantastic future. i dont normally read but i killed this book in 2 or 3 days. highly recommend
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Same here, don’t rea... |
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Only if she's upper management level and/or owns 10% stake in the company. Low level grunts don't really get access to that kind of information other than anecdotally.
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She is low level and works from home. However, right before earnings she joins a confere... |
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...you're aware this has happened before right? You're talking about it like people would treat it like armageddon. When people say a correction is coming they're talking about what you're describing (although more in the few weeks territory not a few days)
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The people that kill me are Iowans. Normally a blue state. Your entire state economy is agriculture, and you vote for the guy that wants to fuck with NAFTA and start trade wars?
Fucking morons.
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You think they have any fucking clue what Trump was gonna do... |
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I don't get it what are we supposed to be laughing at here? Leaving out the other 7 years of the Obama recovery to make Don look good?
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I love how retarded this response is because it lets us drop the knowledge that the "seven year recovery" is the ***longes... |
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Literally haven't heard of any of those companies in the top 10 under-held list.
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I'm sure they are high dividend stocks that r/investing creams over
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I could go for a good creaming.
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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those titties though
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Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff
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Like winning the Tour de France on a mo... |
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He's probably the reason it has gone down. His story has gotten out and people are selling off before the yolo dip
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Big if true
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would that be considered market manipulation?
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I don't think so because all he did is pos... |
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This is hands down the gayest post I've ever seen.
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Looks like I'm headed towards [Trying too hard]
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It's going to be much worse than that
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You were 100% correct.
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Hold your head high. You're a mother... |
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We wish you are merry mememass,
We wish you are merry mememass,
We wish you are merry mememass,
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Marry me please
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I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Shut up
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REEEEEEEEE
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hard to argue, ill give you that
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Shut the fuck up
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now look here you little shit
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I'll have you know, my shits are bigger than the December downturn.
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when will everyone sell?
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Never
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do you think it'll continue to rise? realistically
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Look at the 1 year graph. Now multiply that by infinity.
Questions?
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=0
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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I legit had to check out the guys twitter because i wasn't sure whether it was real or not. Can't say im surprised by the result..
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i say that about trump too. I thought CNN was bsing when they said TRUMP CALLS KIM A SHORT FATTIE.
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=0
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YOU GUyS are so FUckiNg REtArded AnD I'M TIREd of heAriNg HOw iMpOSSIbLE It IS ThaT WE'Re GReEN ToDAY EVEn tho MUh taRiFFS. do You sErioUSly NOt EXPEct ANYOnE WitH reAl MONey (HEdgE FunDS, DADDy bUfFEt typEs, BIG BoiS) tO nOt kNoW that ThEse tARiFfS weRE ANNounceD And EXPEc... |
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Yea surprised mods didn't ask for verification
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The mods were in on it.
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It was all a SEC sting operation. If FSC was right everyone on wsb would of sent him their address to get the maplesyrup.
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It's either would **HAVE**... |
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Don't buy a corrupt company.
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but they make the most money fastest and without consequnce
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Without consequences... Lol let's not allow a damn company to spy on us and act like a globalist thought police. There is literally nothing good that... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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He said it's play money so ya, very rich
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Very rich
Uses Robinhood cause commission is too ex... |
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F
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F U
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you're even a bigger faggot than the faggot you responded to. congrats.
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Guess what that makes you?
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a fuckboy defender.. read my flair, faggot
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Yet your in a BMW M
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Nope. You can tell by the gauge cluster — on the M3, it would be gray. Non-Ms had black clusters like this one. And look at the redline: the M3 redlines at 8000. Normal 325s and 330s redlined at 6500; this one is at 6800 so it’s a perfor... |
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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Lol. U crazy ducks were right. And my wishful ass ate it up. If we get our uptick, I’m buying wifey new phone instead of just having battery replaced.
Edit:*fucks
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I'm still rocking the iPhone 5s. Still debating whether to get a new battery or upgrade. Mayb... |
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The fuck is this, the donald?
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its like a reddit left vs right political race to see who collects the most subs. the_donald will take every opportunity they can to spread to subs who havent been politized yet. culture wars, etc, etc
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I like ... |
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Black Monday, October 19, 1987. Crash started in Hong Kong and spread throughout the world. The difference between then and now is that the global economy is in a much better state now then in 1987, but with the news yesterday of slowing growth in the U.S., we’re only a few ... |
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lol? Half this sub is retards earning $50,000 a year who are spending their rent money on margins for their 30x leveraged bets.
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r/woooosh
Caught em in the wild fellas
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See! Here's an example of the kind of guy I mean.
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$10/mo and you have to cancel in person to quit. Most people don’t go so gym equipment doesn’t need to be replaced as much. Adding 75+ stores a year.
If it weren’t for the big run up prior to earnings I’d be all over this.
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A record breaking $1.1 trillion in buybacks was planned this year and we've seen $800 billion of that so far. $300 billion in buybacks is apparently all scheduled for these last couple of weeks in December? And yet indices were still able to go negative for the year.
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With tonight's Mega Millions drawing approaching a one billion dollar jackpot, i thought it would be nice to show this almost three year old thread to some of the newer members of the WSB community. This was one of my first introductions to wallstreet bets. Some autist to... |
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I'm a little confused as to how a 4K - 5K initial investment turns into well over 200K in returns. Is this just because he YOLO'd that entire investment into put options?
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How does the math work out here?
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Would anyone smarter than me care to assi... |
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Man, my heart goes out to that guy that bought 450k worth of WMT calls. I'd be pretty fuckin sad right now
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Find it hard to believe he hasn’t panic sold yet.
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He was down 50% last week and held... I'm sure its closer to 60-70% now. Panic sel... |
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What would the premise of your 50k loan be?
Considering the rise in interest rates. What do you fair your rates to be?
I believe you’re suppose to disclose the purpose of the loan and it’s fraud? If used inappropriately.
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Would the pursue litigation as lon... |
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What was your biggest mindfuck max autist trade, losing or winning?
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40 AAPL 146 calls I sold in April for a loss right before the May ER that Buffett announced his stake. Would have been 100k easy
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I’ve always thought Buffett was overrated... |
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I still don't understand this logic. Why is this negative for the pound? Imagine for a second there are 10 people together and the have total debt of 1 trillion dollars. One person decides to leave and the remaining 9 are left on the hook for 1 trillion owed. The 1 that leav... |
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About a month ago, I wrote about (and provided screenshots for) [how I grew from $2,000 to $64,000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8i3esy/started_w_2000_grew_it_to_64000_in_8_months/). This is a continuation of that post, where, over the past month, I gaine... |
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'Large position'. Bro its average sized at best
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It’s above average 7 figs
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How are you texting like you're in high school / college and yoloing millions against snap wtf
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Because it’s fake and he’s gay
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Big if true
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Large if accurate
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Sizable if correct
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Huge if valid
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Enormous if factual
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BIGLY if believable
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I still see Cracker Barrel exit signs on deserted highways. Calls on Cracker Barrel for free tendies?
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It's at an all-time high why would it go higher in this bear Market?
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Puts it is
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Is that all it takes to convince you? �... |
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Holy shit that guys fucking retarded if he doesn't know how to budget 40k with only 6k in rent per year.
Where's that other 24k~ after tax dollars going? 2k for utilities, 1200 for cable and internet and another 1200 for cell phones. 10.4K yearly for all utilities and rent... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Focus on graduating jr high before you worry about options
## Speaker_1: ##
I own the house I'm in ��
## Speaker_2: ##
Sorry your parents died man.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ah no they are alive and well, just cheap houses in the state I live in
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Bragging onli... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What was your major in college? How’d you end up at the job you are now?
## Speaker_1: ##
Was a math major at a decent school and applied to my first job via a posting on the career site. Moved around by following people and being good at interviews I guess. It helps to lo... |
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Im so happy I may even use Internet Explorer and Bing for a day to show my appreciation.
## Speaker_1: ##
Bing is the best search engine for porn. It’ll help you fap to your gains. ��
## Speaker_2: ##
Need to have safe search automatically turned off when in incognegro m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
1995 was pretty terrible bro probably spent most of the year listening to the batman forever and dumb and dumber soundtracks on my knock off wall mart disc man.
## Speaker_1: ##
1995 was awesome, it's when I got hold of Sim City 2000.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fifa 98, smashing ... |
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I live under a bridge now ��
## Speaker_1: ##
Mind sharing your needle with me ��
## Speaker_2: ##
Okay but I have hep c ��
## Speaker_3: ##
Good, I have AIDS
## Speaker_4: ##
lol Ebola here
## Walls1337bot: ##
Doctors don’t even know what I have but I’m dying painfully... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where can I invest in the chemicals that's turning our frogs gay?
## Speaker_1: ##
I know it's a meme but there was a tiny kernel of truth in it.
http://alumni.berkeley.edu/california-magazine/just-in/2014-02-25/its-been-crazy-berkeley-biologist-feels-vindicated-reaction
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just mention your time on this sub. I'm sure like 30% of all CEOs religiously participate here
## Speaker_1: ##
Thats all they want to hear
## Speaker_2: ##
Just make sure you tell them you trade opposite of WSB consensus. Guaranteed job at that point.
## Speaker_1: ##
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not the worst idea really, the extra 2.5k still goes towards the car purchase. Tesla gets some more cash up front which is a good thing.
## Speaker_1: ##
Considering the interest rates that Tesla has for their cars, which are like 1% according to a few people I know who hav... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
AAPL, NVDA, tech and more tech fucking buy up everything.
## Speaker_1: ##
okay thanks I bought 45 NVDA
## Speaker_0: ##
Free monies?
## Speaker_1: ##
nope just lost $80. I'm out
## Speaker_2: ##
did you really sell? lol
## Speaker_1: ##
yes. i bought at 160.79 and so... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Almost 50% return in 6 weeks. All of my friends are asking me how I did it.
## Speaker_1: ##
How'd you do it?
## Speaker_0: ##
I simply timed when to buy and sell volatile oil stocks. I focused on FCX and RIG
## Speaker_2: ##
> I simply timed
So you flipped a coin...... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anyone care to explain why people are melting down over a 25% steel tariff, but not so much with the 500% tariff in 2016 on Chinese steel? The media was mostly praising these actions, then?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because China is subsidizing steel and therefore has an unfair adva... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well. Has he?
## Speaker_1: ##
He’d be stupid to keep it public. I wonder what would be a good price to go private at
## Walls1337bot: ##
I was just running some numbers and I think 420 is a pretty funny one
## Speaker_2: ##
That is fucking absurd. The chief executive of... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
## Speaker_1: ##
AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
## Speaker_2: ##
so you spent 16k on credi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Almost spewed coffee all over my terminal
## Speaker_1: ##
Your terminal what?
## Speaker_2: ##
his terminally small penor
## Speaker_3: ##
F
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GET YOUR NORMIE CANCER THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAMBLING SUB
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've been saying for weeks it's FUCKING SUICIDAL to short the market right now. We're edging up on the 2100 resistance level. When that breaks, expect floodgates.
## Speaker_1: ##
Could you please elaborate as to why?
## Speaker_0: ##
Because fundamentally the US economy... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
All for $8 profits. Omg.
## Speaker_1: ##
Anything for a shekel, amirite?
## Speaker_2: ##
No, you’re pretty fuckin stupid
Picking up pennies in front of a steamroller comes to mind
## Speaker_1: ##
I'd like to say you're wrong, but yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
H... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Need some proof posted. If you're not comfortable posting it here, send it in mod mail.
## Speaker_0: ##
I mean sure what do you want a screenshot of my TD acct? Sure I'll send it to you.
That issue aside now, this shows the absolute retardation of many people here ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Four installments of 5k.
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2 of $10k.... it’s 10. Penny over 10 is CTR’d.
## Speaker_2: ##
A currency transaction report is 10k, but even when I worked for a small local bank I knew to look out for structured deposits.
## Speaker_1: ##
No, a CTR is 10,000.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I hope he tariffs the FED next.
## Speaker_1: ##
he would get JFK’d
## Speaker_2: ##
If enough of his supporters wanted that, I'm guessing he'd go along with it. Was listening to an audiobook earlier this week about Trump(fire & fury) ..he was portrayed to be like the ... |
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