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You are either shit posting at work or wasted 15k buying the terminal license.
## Walls1337bot: ##
demo accounts exist, or this guy is a student at some school
also, it's a subscription, and it's 25k/year for single-user, cheaper if you buy bulk
also, it's not a waste
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bought Shopify Puts. Then sold out next day got 695 Uber Calls for 9/27 @ $0.65 a piece, cashed out at $1.65. Next day got 87 Shopify Calls for $13.30 sold out at $17.10. Now back on 150 Shopify shorts. At 170k currently. And yes it's all my brothers money I won't be taking ... |
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Sad thing is he could probably do better than 99% of the Hedge Fund Managers out there who are getting paid at least 100k per year and this guy will do it for some meow mix and an chin rub
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Your hedge fund manager salary estimate is 100k?
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's not BRK.A
miss me with that gay shit. ^^^i ^^^got ^^^a ^^^share ^^^of ^^^fitbit
## Speaker_1: ##
I got ZNGA
## Speaker_2: ##
Long ZNGA
## Speaker_1: ##
I wouldn't
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They grind their employees into dust and value profit over all....sounds like a goo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
i swear this sub is turning into another political shithole. is this fucking r/imgoingtokindergartenforthis? where the fuck are my shkreli memes and yolos?
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't come here for financial advice, I come here to enjoy the evidence that business and finance m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Posts like this are why this subreddit is so good
## Speaker_1: ##
I like seeing people lose their money, because I don’t have any to lose.
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Amateur. What do you think debt is for?
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Doesn’t matter. It’s a fake news term used to control th... |
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wtf is GE doing
## Speaker_1: ##
Selling their health care sector to reduce debt so they can survive.
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>Not going immediately bankrupt
"we bring good things to life"
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They had that accounting scandal
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They also ... |
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I have no idea what the fuck is going on there and how he did that. Any of you cucks going to ELI5?
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he bought call options way OTM and they ended up deep ITM. Options are contracts to buy 100 shares at a specific price, and as such they are basically 100x ... |
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so proud to have voted for him in the primary, fuck you neo liberal hillary supporting fucks
## Speaker_1: ##
Don't know why you got downcpted. I voted for him then for her because of the shit show I knew we would have today.
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Is this R/The_Donald???
## Sp... |
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I only made a fraction of this but wow, thank you to who ever posed 10 mins before the announcement!
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New to trading, how can he make 448% when the stock only seems to have gained a few % when i check it ok the stock app?
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Sweet summer child... |
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wtf is everyone talking about Kanye? what he do this time?
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He recently said slavery was a choice.
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I actually tough people in this sub weren’t retarded, go watch the context in which he said it
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Saw it. Still a stupid t... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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Is dubious the right word in this instance... that’s like a 3 world person being dubious about your paycheck in ... |
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Employees must be getting tendies from mommy in exchange for GBP.
In all seriousness, AMZN has a bad history of treating warehouse workers poorly to the point where it is questionable as to the legality. But, I have no idea if it will ever catch up with them.
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Polypropylene or Nylon?
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Xanax
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gucci gang
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how do i go long Lil Pump
## Walls1337bot: ##
Keep using SoundCloud
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yes
Mother
Fucker
Also positions please.
## Walls1337bot: ##
https://m.imgur.com/yZrEit3
Calls with Balls.
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Is there a reason for making multiple AMD buys on different prices and dates, rather than just dumping everything into 1 or 2?
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I am shocked. I didn’t even know Nv had enough tech workers for amazon
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It doesn't. Amazon will move them there. It'll be cheap compared to CA/WA, and only 30-45 min from DC.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This.
People are sick of the bay/Seattle.
Over priced, at po... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bush had the highest overall experience in your chart and look how that turned out.
## Speaker_1: ##
From the chart, Obama's administration had the highest government experience and by far the lowest business experience and look how that turned out.
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Pr... |
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Its not like anyone knew this would happen, thats what a black swan event is, unexpected happens
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Black swans are unexpected events. This event was covered in the prospectus. Not my problem if people didn't read it and decided to buy XIV, some using margi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There are maybe 10 people here who know what an accredited investor is... and maybe 3 actual AIs...
Also you can crowd fund RE now...
## Speaker_1: ##
Crowdfunding real estate returns suck and you get watered down through those platforms. Additionally, very few of those ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think the fact that it's not a Robinhood screenshot confused people
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god i hate robinhood.
## Speaker_2: ##
I love it, it lets me know who the real faggots are that use it
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What do you use
## Walls1337bot: ##
he just said he uses robi... |
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that's 50 dollars off the current price. wow, you are quite the risk taker. I'll buy apple when it's 60 dollars!!!! +-10%.
## Speaker_0: ##
How is it a risk to buy cheaper? If anything that's the opposite.
Apple won't ever drop that low, that's not my point at all.
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Two year is a pinch below September 2008.
## Speaker_0: ##
Did it drop or rise to that level? And what does this mean? Thanks.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It rose.
When the federal government needs to borrow money, it issues bonds. These bonds have a set term and interest ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
when she started crying I lol'd
## Speaker_1: ##
I saw this movie when I was younger and thought she was upset because she believed him. Now that I'm an adult I realize she's crying because she thinks the kid is bat shit
## Speaker_2: ##
What movie?
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Are ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
someone fill a new guy in real quick
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Nigga was all in mu riding it up when it was in the 60s last year. I think high six or low seven figures. His last post was “I may have been wrong on this”. Nobody heard from him since. Dunno if he hedged with a long $RO... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Short your own life with life insurance. Taliban kicking US military's ass all over the place
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/27/world/asia/us-soldiers-killed-afghanistan.html
## Speaker_1: ##
I already have $400K in life insurance, which is kinda unnecessary because I don... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Then why is the S&P only down 1-2% for the year after going up 295% over the last nine years?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I think they're calculating the potential amount lost if it weren't for the 1-2% drop. But then again, it was bound to happen. The earlier it starts happeni... |
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I’ve worked there over 5 years. It was alright, you can move up quick for better pay if you apply yourself. I recently put in my two weeks. I found a much better job and I’m so much happier! Friday is my last day at shitty Amazon. Later, assholes!!
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later br... |
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dad approved, cant go wrong
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I wasn't trying to get approval, I was trying to convince him to leave me with a bigger inheritance.
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lol I tried the same thing. Told my dad to by aapl when it dipped below $110 in November. Almost shit my pants... |
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Why do people always make these silly comparisons. If you're willing to put in 12 hours of hard, skilled manual labor every day 6 days a week, then you will certainly be able to support a family. If you're decent you can make more welding than you can as a medical doctor. Ma... |
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Built by BIDU and MULE
## Speaker_1: ##
Do you have options? Both stocks only been up ~16%
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I always forget that robinhood has options now.
## Speaker_3: ##
I still don't wtf
## Walls1337bot: ##
Me neither, fuckin jews
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## Speaker_0: ##
First off, huge fan. Just saw the interview with you and that chick from Vice where y'all played chess together. What's its like to fuck a girl?
## Speaker_1: ##
i did not sleep with that woman, who is gay. however i did lose my virginity a long time ago. sex is fun sometim... |
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Are you saying that a yearly U.S. ~ 1 TRILLION $ Account deficit with China is sustainable?
## Speaker_1: ##
TIL 566B = 1T
But yeah, a $1T trade deficit is sustainable as long as we continue to consume. Prove otherwise.
## Speaker_2: ##
If you are borrowing the money to s... |
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He had a successful career on Wall Street and that explains a lot about his truly capitalistic manner of running a business. The only threat to his business is Trump.
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Trump can't do shit. WP has been bashing him since election days and he can't fcking reta... |
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Usually I have to check if the tweets I see on here are real because they're so fucking crazy. This time I had to check because it actually makes sense.
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm from the EU and there's a reason those tariffs are in place. We got strict quality control on our... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is an above average shitpost
## Speaker_1: ##
This is.... advanced shitposting
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shitpost approved
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Mods=Gods
## Walls1337bot: ##
Mod doughboy is authena the god of autism
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## Speaker_0: ##
So they've got about 25 grand worth of gear there, why didn't they just buy a ASIC?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because you can't mine some coins with ASICs. The strategy for most individuals is to mine whatever is cheapest per kilowatt for your hardware and sell it to buy another cr... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
200% in what timeframe? I think I'm up about 180% in 14 months.
## Speaker_0: ##
I would say that's pretty effing good. What was your strategy? LEAPS, short term options stocks?
## Speaker_1: ##
Check his post history. I think he’s the SPY calls guy.
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tbh 1.3% a year by doing literally nothing with no risk isn't the craziest idea in the world.
## Speaker_0: ##
Literally watching your money lose buying power.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Literally watching your money grow with 0% risk of anything.
You're telling me if you ha... |
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Did you go into 3M?
## Speaker_1: ##
No, stayed with SGYP
## Speaker_2: ##
based on what?
## Speaker_1: ##
BO possiblity, but am impatient, need gains quick
## Walls1337bot: ##
>BO possibility
Stop reading stocktwats. Your stupidity is astounding.
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What a time to be alive! This is why i voted to unban him. God speed fsc.. #TheFinalYolo
## Speaker_1: ##
#I don't want to be rude but..[You have the charisma of a damp rag](https://youtu.be/bypLwI5AQvY) and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I... |
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3,491 dollars today. For those who can't be arsed to check.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm currently shorting it.
## Speaker_2: ##
How?
## Speaker_3: ##
Bitmex most likely
## Speaker_4: ##
Texmex is better.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm a Chexmix advocate
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://imgur.com/z4GNq3E
## Speaker_1: ##
Well played. What was your dd to short whirlpool
## Speaker_0: ##
First option trade i've ever made... dumb luck
## Speaker_1: ##
Wow dude. Now don’t lose it all
## Walls1337bot: ##
Give him a couple months.
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What's the deal with this jump? I didn't know the rocketship was leaving today.
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Intel filling its pants through price cutting means this is serious. More and more info comes out about how baller Ryzen is. AMD is clearly aggressively going for market share a... |
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Well this has aged well, lmfao
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I’m just here for history
## Speaker_2: ##
I’m here for solidarity
## Speaker_3: ##
I’m just here.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm here on margin.
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Found this sub for the first time today. After Muskies NYT interview, I was compelled to make this and post it here.
Think I'll fit in with all you ~~retards~~ strategic investors?
## Speaker_1: ##
Tldr nytimes interview?
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Elon cried to the interviewer ab... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not following? What am I supposed to be looking at?
## Speaker_1: ##
A purchase of 45 million, presumably either a hedge fund purchase or a short cover.
Either way fucking huge.
## Speaker_0: ##
Huh? I thought he said 45 mill sold, hence the drop in price. You're saying ... |
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positions or gtfo
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hmmm over the month I’ve probably made 70 trades. I only trade intraday and don’t hold overnight very often.
## Speaker_1: ##
Well what type of shit do you usually trade?? ERs, ETFs, ...?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I’ve made most of it trad... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You mean Trump maliciously attacked your penny bio rh trades?! What a monster.
## Speaker_1: ##
please don't lump me with those RH plebs http://imgur.com/a/0nMd6
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm gonna lump you with "I think I have Bloomberg Terminal" pleb
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can u ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
i swear this sub is turning into another political shithole. is this fucking r/imgoingtokindergartenforthis? where the fuck are my shkreli memes and yolos?
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't come here for financial advice, I come here to enjoy the evidence that business and finance m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Or you could sell today and be $1,400 richer
## Speaker_1: ##
PDT, I want some thrill in my life rn
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Sell a put at a different strike
## Speaker_1: ##
Already too late, I accepted my fate of losing all of it
## Walls1337bot: ##
Only after you have given u... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
See you guys in 3 months! I can still close positions on my $KHC, $IBM, $MRO, $EOG calls, but can’t buy anything else :(
## Speaker_1: ##
You can buy stuff you just can't day trade it
## Speaker_0: ##
No, I literally got banned from buying anything. Shares, options, etc
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I would reccomend holding until earnings
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I’m out of brain cells. Is this actual DD or a joke
## Speaker_2: ##
No joke. ER should reveal how bad they really are. Stock will tank. That's the logic behind holding till ER.
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Well I’m retar... |
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Please tell me you're self made through risky YOLO plays over the years and that you didn't start with a $500k trust fund or something
## Speaker_1: ##
I started with $200k of money I saved along with ~$3600/month 401(k) deposits per month over the past 2.5 years
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Disregard females, ~~acquire~~ lose currency
## Speaker_1: ##
acquiring loose currency, pffft
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Better than acquiring loose females
## Speaker_3: ##
I thought it was love
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*Baby don't hurt me*
## Walls1337bot: ##
Baba*
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this going to screw the market on Monday?
## Speaker_1: ##
Big time bud
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck. I want to sell my BAC and Citi but part of me says to hold. I have all of my trading money in them (16k). I'm down like $300 rn. The S&P futures are still green... does t... |
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I've always had respect for Elon, but this was just plain retarded. I think he's losing it.
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100+ hour work weeks can do that to a man
## Speaker_0: ##
That’s probably true. I feel like he is obsessed. Dude needs to take a vacation and get his head straigh... |
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Imagine dropping $60k on an FD just to prove yourself to some fag on wsb.
Good job tho
## Walls1337bot: ##
imagine not giving a shit about said 60k
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m trying but I can’t. Pls advise
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make more money. lose less money
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Bell.... South...
Holy fuck.
## Speaker_1: ##
I used to work in telecom this triggered me
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shit i still work in telecom
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hang on, applying in telecom so I can relate...
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do it. shit's blowing up with 5G and convert... |
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What do you think your first YOLO is going to be
## Speaker_1: ##
USO calls, & earnings trades. Depending on where the market is at the time, I might be in SPYs. Also have a watchlist of about 40 tickers I currently follow.
## Walls1337bot: ##
> USO calls
I wis... |
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I don't trust anything to do with women.
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fuck women!
## Speaker_0: ##
they won't let me!
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Then fuck women!
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[*Because it works out great when they don't want it*](http://jezebel.com/heres-a-mugshot-from-the-night-of-bro... |
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I figured out the best thing to do is to diversify money between at least three brokers. When the S&P’s red on one platform, you’re still left with at least two more where it could be green
## Speaker_1: ##
Is this arbitrage?
## Speaker_0: ##
13 year old here. Can you... |
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Bought puts this AM. I am prepared for the great AMD Recession of 8/28/2018.
## Speaker_1: ##
Sold mine. It's not worth going against such a monster right now. Profited though.
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I was actually considering buying amd, but then I discovered this subreddit
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Ok, this guy is making money off the stock market. This shit is too obvious
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The president is exempt from insider trading laws...crazy, right?
## Speaker_2: ##
It’s not like the laws are enforced anyway ¯\\__(ツ)__/¯
## Speaker_3: ##
Depends on what color... |
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Something that no one talks about that gives great returns...
... Most jobs. Seriously. I pay $2 a day for gasoline to get to work and i make $200 per day. Fucking 10000% returns.
## Speaker_1: ##
Now imagine you rode a bike instead! Near infinite returns!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Someone tell Trump to stop promoting retarded isolationist policies. Just join TPP, no tariffs, stop jerking off about steel. Steel is literally the most useless thing to try and salvage, there's like 100k steel employees total.
I swear, this dude promoted the most ass back... |
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Or u just have to wait. Buy the dip as always.
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Whats the dip?
## Speaker_2: ##
Opposite of the tip
## Speaker_3: ##
What's the tip?
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's how you convince the ladies
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Does the federal reserve or the treasury department have a secret magic wand that keeps inflation at 2% that nobody knows about? This is a joke..i love how everyone thinks inflation will stay at 2% or lower given the situation the U.S. is in
## Speaker_0: ##
It’s not exa... |
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If the sell off is coming buy some more puts, pussyboi.
## Speaker_1: ##
Nope - MU and AMAT only.
## Speaker_2: ##
MU and AMAT puts. My man!
## Speaker_3: ##
AMAT calls
Symmetrical Triangle breakout is to the upside
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The trendline for the head and sho... |
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Sum Ting Wong.
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Wi Tu Low
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Ho lee fuk
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Bang Ding Ow
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FukSingComeau?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Called that shit. Feels good to be a faggot instead of a cuck for once. I can't wait to buy tendies.
## Speaker_1: ##
> Feels good to be a faggot instead of a cuck for once
AMA?
## Speaker_0: ##
Ask away.
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How's it feel?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Feels good... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do u get to that screen? I just use snap for dick pics
## Speaker_1: ##
Swipe right
## Speaker_2: ##
it’s actually left
## Speaker_3: ##
I don't think I've ever swiped left.
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This man knows how to close a deal.
## Walls1337bot: ##
r/thedonald
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IRA Account +36%
TD Options Account + 52%
IB Options/Equities Account + 43%
Roughly
## Speaker_0: ##
Why have TD if you already have IB?
## Walls1337bot: ##
They offered me $1.00 transaction fees for options.
## Speaker_0: ##
Damn, is that the commission fee + cont... |
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1% and it’s crashing? Boi you one real autist
## Speaker_1: ##
Went all in on 7/13 $415 calls hoping for small increase
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You have a gambling problem buddy.
I'm dead serious.
## Speaker_1: ##
I really did not expect this. Fuck.
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To those writing options, congrats!
## Speaker_1: ##
Thanks! I wrote 37 covered calls, average iv at time of writing was 100.
Strike * number of contracts
13.5 * 7
14.5 * 10
15.0 * 10
15.5 * 10
Got around $1700 from them
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And that's how you get the te... |
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you're better off trying to make a living through day trading SPY options ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you mean SPY stock options? Do you just mean SPY? Their stock is $264. If my budget is $8000 wouldn't my profit be low?
I was just reading an article that said a l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Giving u a opportunity to average down to make more money
## Speaker_1: ##
im out of buying power
## Speaker_2: ##
Take out a loan
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm 18 and I'm still not that autistic
## Speaker_3: ##
I like that you rebuffed this comment but not the one telling you ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go ATVI bear hunting
## Speaker_1: ##
OH SHIT (start hiding)
## Speaker_2: ##
not sure what ATVI could even do at this point to make their stock go up other than have MSFT buy them. They pulled all the stops with their game releases this year, only thing missing was Diablo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So if it went south today you'd be out 11 grand?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, basically. Which is why I sold first thing in the morning when I was up, I left a lot of money on the table since I sold early. High for these contracts were $1.50, which would have given me about 15k m... |
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No more *federal* private prisons
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States next. Nothing stops this train.
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Going to be a lot harder for states, private prisons are really attractive to states in dire financial situations and growing prison populations.
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Wh... |
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Save our calls trump pls
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Just imagine what kind of market we would have if Trump would chill out on China tariffs
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Nah once china bends the knee everything will be up 20% everyday for a month
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China would rather self destr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Scaramoochi for next Fed chair?
## Speaker_1: ##
No, that's unreasonable. Trump is leaning towards Hulk Hogan
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#HULK HOGAN RUNNIN WILD ON THESE RATES BROTHER
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Ric Flair would be a better choice.
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Whooo! Nobody hikes ra... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’ve noticed a lot more people buying them within my bias circle then previous years. Not sure if it’s just the cycle or what... but my bias agrees
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Same. Though one old lady walked by and said “what’s all this for?” So not peak masses ����
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What a fuckin loser. I like pharma bros that don't get captured.
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Still has till sentencing to charter a jet to Albania....
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Is Albania better than prison?
## Speaker_3: ##
Yes, but not by enough
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[https://en.wikipedia.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
this position has to be closed today as it's putting me in a margin call, just abusing my intraday buying power to make one yolo trade. wish me luck guys
## Speaker_0: ##
I PUSSIED OUT AND CLOSED AT 1650 for 11k
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How much of your actual cash were you riski... |
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I don't get the analogy here...
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He's saying the stock goes down after he buys and then goes back up again.
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Wait until I finally pull the trigger and by some. It will go down for weeks.
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I bet you have a real way with ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I saw this post. The suggestion from that thread was to buy CD with 2% annual interest
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index funds were too risky
everyone who suggested them got downvoted
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Index funds risky?
Christ do these people freak out over loosing pocket change in... |
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I can't lose money today even if the market was open because I lost it all in October.
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Well... Are you thankful that you can't lose any more?
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No. Because I want to buy the lows...
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But we're all out of money...
## S... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So basically hedge with puts, a month out, the very second it shuts down (which it will, this govt has more autists then this sub)
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> this govt has more autists then this sub
I bought 250k shares of MU yesterday because of a thread on this sub. I'm ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Complaining about short sellers is a huge red flag.
## Speaker_1: ##
Because this stock didn't already look enough like Enron, he decided to emulate our good friend Ken Lay.
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It's not Enron until he starts cursing out analysts on earnings calls. That's when... |
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> “Maybe it’s because I’m just getting my feet wet, but it excites me more than anything else. The stock market is incredibly boring. There’s not enough action going on in the big stocks for a college student who doesn’t have a lot of money.”
Sounds like he belongs here
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Why aren't they releasing iPhone numbers like earlier? No one buying $1K iPhones?
They destroyed themselves by pushing the prices too high, it was great when top end iPhone was $700.
Now they are selling half the products and making up revenues on them.
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F
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah except your posts get shadow banned now for using that f word.
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On this sub?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yep... no more f word apparently. I guess some bundle of sticks became a mod and doesn’t like it
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Mods are a bunch of faggots apparently
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But the real question is did you ask your poor millennial friends if they use this shit?
## Speaker_1: ##
Next thing he will tell you his friends switched to Bing from Google.
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I'm using Bing and IE for today off the back of my MSFT call gains out of respec... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How can he possibly make a profit with so few screens?
## Speaker_1: ##
Just because hes a trader, doesnt necessarily mean he is a *good* trader.
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Hopefully he is a good dad
## Speaker_3: ##
OPs dad's reaction when he asks his dad if he wants to have a cat... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Paging Dr. /u/xBonerDetective
## Speaker_1: ##
I have no comment on this, but if you're holding and haven't watched it yet, go watch the annual shareholders meeting. Specifically the q&a portion at the end.
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Aren't you suppose to be banned right now?... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't forget that's a 110% loss on misused student loans
## Speaker_1: ##
Did people seriously do that?
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In Europe student loans are 0% interest in some countries. If you have some money left over, it's not a bad idea to invest in SPY. However not in SP... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It’s great that the pepe looks sad. Considering the terrible consequences prison has on the rectum.
## Speaker_1: ##
His prison is more like house arrest.
## Speaker_2: ##
No, he has real prison- not the watered down rich person prison.
No idea why, but he's in actual fe... |
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At what price?
## Speaker_1: ##
Market price , order is still in queue.
## Speaker_2: ##
How do those queue's work, is it literally first come first serve?
## Speaker_3: ##
Automatically tries to fill whatever the lowest price people are trying to sell it at that hasn't b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He's fine. The Dow didn't drop 1,000 points, it dropped 1,378 points.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yep and according to him it's the Fed's fault. Always passing the buck.
## Speaker_2: ##
TBF the feds *are* a bunch of fucknuts.
## Speaker_3: ##
Tell us everything you know about the... |
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