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bought in at $9 and have been using my profits to fund my whore habit.
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Being a whore can't be that expensive.
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$1500 an hour for a quality escort.
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From what I've had quality doesn't increase that much above $500 an hour... |
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Post his P/L.
I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.
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I’m going to guess he’s an arbitrage trader based on what blurry shit I can see on his screens. He probably makes more money than wsb can lose in a month.
Edit : clearl... |
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It's happening again by the way. Sub prime trash is once again being packaged with good loans and sold off in securitizations. I've seen it first hand. Another economic collapse is coming in a few years.
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How do I profit off of this
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You ... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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lol
Your numbers are almost exact. First position was $24.88 for 40 shares. I'm not really crying over it. All this drama over such a tiny bit of mo... |
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1. Fuck You
2. Save some money for taxes or your fucked
3. Congratulations man
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I would reorder this as 3, 2, 1. and say goodbye to most of it bc uncle sam is right behind you waiting for you to bend over.
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It's 32% over ~157.5k obvious... |
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He would actually rise significantly in my mind as the best internet troll if he tweeted this today.
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I hate the man with almost all of my heart and soul but I would be forced to respect that level of trolling. It would deserve some kind of world record.
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Dude should have released his stuff months ago. It would still be brought up but any surprises happening in the next few weeks could be a big deal for their campaigns.
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I agree. Both candidates are horrible, but he should've released his taxes and then he c... |
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Deposit and ready to get $$$?
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Debating if I should go for more puts on Nvidia ��
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No one ever went broke taking profits.
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Fear doesn't own a yacht.
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Scared money don't make money
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His ... |
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Who the fuck is Harriet Tubman and why is he replacing a great American hero and icon?
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she's actually a women. and I'm pretty sure she invented the dustpan
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That's impossible they wouldn't put a woman on our currency. This is America
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Tesla calls.
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Tesla puts.
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Tesla Iron Condors
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What in the actual fuck are those
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The condor can fly up to 80 miles only flapping its wings once.
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What's the obsession with AMD, do people just invest in companies they like because they have an AMD GPU and got an AMD CPU for their brothers shitty minecraft PC build
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it's not just that - very long time AMD stock watchers will tell you how many times this... |
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How is this a #MeToo moment at all? The girls at strip clubs are getting paid and shit. Isn't #MeToo supposed to be about sexual harassment and rape?
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It is. There are arguments that work-sanctioned trips to the strip club can be considered harassment if som... |
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A while back I was given some sage advice...
No one can “feel the market” and if someone says they can, then dont trust them
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Tbf, I've abandoned many of my TA/FA-based algorithms to trade purely on an elderly man's Twitter ramblings.
E: and it'... |
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[check this](https://imgur.com/gallery/gSYWk)
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Selling his car to go another round? There is no way he's really that stupid
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There was a post about a dude who pissed 2 mil away. So yes, they are.
This is e... |
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This is how almost all VC funds work. Your winners outweigh the losers by many multiples
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Sell Mu buy this?
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VC is like a night club. You only get in if you’re on list
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What are the requirements? Something like $200k/yr, or... |
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Well it wasn't really his fault, but he did have to deal with it...
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You’re right, it was his friends fault. But he bailed them out so they’re all good.
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I don't think you understand what happened
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You don't have to be right... |
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You know, the IRS received your 1099 div as well, right? You'll hear from them around June time frame...maybe this year, but definitely next.
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Mr Suitology it says here you didn't report your dividends, We Want Our Share Of Your 67 Cents.
Mailed with a 39 c... |
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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*Reads from Wikipedia* "Poloximers do this kind of shit" Shkreli's best retort" Uhh I don't know about that" nothing else of substance given as to why. Okay I'm sure he knows what he's talking about. It's like he's reading an O-Chem Textbook and is just like "Nah all this sh... |
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OP are you getting any short interest? Robinhood shares a proceeds of the short interest they receive, and I am sure IQ is well shorted, and you have 31,000 shares, so there is a high chance of seeing some monthly interest payments credited to your account?
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What app is this shithead?
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RH
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idk wtf that means
edit: thanks based yolo
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Check yourself
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Check yourself before you go fuck yourself.
FTFY
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when did you buy the puts?
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a couple of weeks ago
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Really hope it works out for you despite the IV crush. If you decide to take gains immediately, should be at least a double. I'd hold a few and maybe sell some lower strike puts to create... |
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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Step 1: Be comcast/verizon/at&t
its that simple
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if only there was a way for us, as hobbyist investors, to reap the benefits from the profits these public corporations will make
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There is... it's called buying stock in the company.
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He's busy looking for some rope.
Dude is leveraged to the fucking gills. Used his Tesla stock as collateral for a $600 million personal loan from Goldman and Morgan Stanley.
Getting margin called.
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R u serial? He has a personal loan to finance TSLA?
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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Ah, the President out for a stroll.
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I would love to see a Trump Dynasty but only if all the others don’t rule besides Baron or whatever his name is
He seems ok
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Barron is the President currently, he is the mastermind behind the campaign ... |
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LOL it's like people asking where the money goes when the value of a stock drops. It's fucking intrinsic! The sheer stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me, we're heading towards the movie Idiocracy actually being our reality.
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But my fidget spinners a... |
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Happens every damn time. Makes you wonder if the market is rigged
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ever heard of a bid ask spread
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Lmao that's not what I'm talking about. The stocks I've traded usually have a spread of ±1¢ but the second I buy the price goes down considera... |
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JFK dad was IRL Tywin Lannister.
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He REALLY was Tywin. Super critical of his kids. Literally got a lobotomy on his daughter Rosemary because she was really sexual.
Literlly causes his oldest son Joe to go try and be a war hero. He died on missions trying ... |
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I don't understand why they don't just go after FAANG (+M) Companies. I think that would hurt more than taxing physical goods...
Make Apple pay a decent amount of taxes.
Break up the effective monopoly that Google has.
Sue Amazon and Microsoft for giving the NSA access to... |
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Ummm did you exceed the day trade limit?
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Yes but I did that 3 weeks ago
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Did you do another day trade since?
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I can’t even buy stock until August.
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What did you do to get that restriction?
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What he actually said was "yes, but not on impact" when asked if he would want to die on mars.
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So from wind storm. Got it.
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Mars atmosphere is too thin for wind storms to actually cause major damage.
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That’s a interesting ... |
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Me. AMA.
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How many meme stocks do you hold?
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None, I think? AAPL, EDIT, JD, X, SPY, NVDA, NFLX.
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JD, NVDA, and arguably NFLX are meme stocks.
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JD is about as meme as a stock can get without being MU.
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Safe space subs should not be able to make it to the front page. If I can't respectfully state an opposing opinion, it's just propaganda.
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Posting with their iphone x
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Participating in the system doesn't disqualify them from criticizing sai... |
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I largely follow the airlines and I'm surprised this is just coming out. By the end of the year all the MD80s (the old af planes) will be gone. They won't be replaced on a 1:1 basis just yet so overall production and revenue will be down. New aircraft aren't cheap so there'l... |
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Be the autism you want to see in the world
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How is this autistic? It was trading at $278.5 last week. It majorly gapped down this morning. All it has to do is recover
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They’re cheap because of the retaliatory tariffs and higher interest rat... |
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Bought yesterday at 0.24, sold today at 0.60.
Just let me make the calls from now on, boys (unless those calls are actual calls because I'm no good with that)
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Lol eat my Chlamydia ridden dickhole
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not all of us have to suck dick to p... |
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How the fuck did you just keep buying FD puts and timing it every fucking time.
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What you need to do is buy them otm then sell them itm. And if the price isn’t going the direction you want just listen to this and she’ll start heading the direction you want. ... |
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I've literally done nothing about removing posts.
I only have temp banned people who are concern trolling who come over from /r/politics /r/enoughTrumpSpam /r/BlackPeopleTwitter, etc. that never in there life have posted on wallstreetbets about trade ideas, Yolo, etc.
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All I can imagine is a grown ass man walking into this store, taking a picture, and walking out.
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Gf dragged me in
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ohh she must be in the plus size section.
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I prefer thicc
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*obese lol
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Oh fuck, this sub is about to become mainstream
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As long as we keep our autistic tendencies and speaking up, it'll drive out any normies. Anyone that stays afterwards has essentially Stockholm-ed themselves which is also an autistic move so it all work out ... |
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Yeah, we can tell it's yours by the way there's a fence.
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Maybe the tiny one down there. That’s also a boat.
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That was supposed to be the joke
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Looks dope. You could prob fit 2-3 hot dudes on it
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I’m fre... |
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What in the fk is he doing. Isn't he suppose to be your president?
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Hes the dumbest mother fucker in the country, but half the country is too dumb to realize they elected someone even dumber than themselves
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Guys I found the only remaini... |
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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I ask them to buy stock at a price, and they give me that stock at that price instantly. Why is everyone all "MuH hIgH fReQuEnCy TrAdErS" about it? They can sell my order to the highest bidder for all I care if my order gets filled quickly and accurately.
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T... |
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MCD: Should go down 2% due to slightly below-average earnings. Good company, good restaurant, but terrible quarter for them. Strong USD, good economy (which means people won't eat there and will eat at Chipotle instead), etc.
Yahoo: Phenomenal quarter, but already priced in... |
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Have you seen a Fiat? Not sure I’d call that “engineering talent”
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Get out of here. The challenger, charger, durango, and jeep line up have never looked better or put out as much power.
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Those aren’t fiats
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Yes they are. F... |
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Good luck. I honestly hope you beat the market.
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Beating the market is not enough.
I want to crush it.
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I hear 300 TSLA Feb Calls are looking juicy ��
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Source?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/c... |
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Sorry for your loss. Now, that's gambling.
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I don't know if I'd call it gambling unless you think all options/equities/etc is gambling (which would be a fair point, imo).
In my defense, every sign pointed to this company going out of business ASAP for incom... |
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$220 put? WTF? Expecting the world to end by tomorrow?
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TSLA is a wild card..
Shit could be $200 at the first sight of real profit lol.
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It was either going to 200 or 400
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Not a chance of it going to $200. Lol I want wh... |
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I have a semi boner just reading this
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Full boner here... thinking this could be me
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never could be us, we don't even have $1000. Yet alone $100,000
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I actually do have 100k.. actually around 120k.. that’s why I said it coul... |
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Good thing these soyboiz are mostly anti gun.
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Not really. Communists support arming working class people. You're thinking of liberals.
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There’s a difference?
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Of course there's a difference. Read "combat liberalism" by cha... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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that's genius.
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Not really, this has... |
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Each stock pays the federal minimum wage. THIS IS FEDERAL LAW, THEY CAN NOT PAY LESS, STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
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/r/latestagecapitalism
STAND UP TO YOUR STOCKS!
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Plz don’t link them here... it was a shitshow the last time they stopped by.
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Options are widowmakers, their best use is as risk management tools to protect and enhance portfolio returns. They are most definitely perhaps the worst choice for day trading, maybe behind only commodity futures options.
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You're on the wrong sub friend.
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nobody fucking wants american made cars holy fuck
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The most American made car is a fucking Toyota.
He really doesn't have the first clue what he's talking about
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Stupidest pres ever. SAD!
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He wants american branded car... |
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20 something with enough chedder to toss around 20k FD's into earnings? Fuck... well played at the sperm lotto and the stock lotto.
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Why? You can get a well paid job as a programmer directly out of college. Doesn’t imply sperm lotto at all.
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Yummi yummi tendies
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That peak was around 44k with 4500 traded to start out with.. . I'm retarded...
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What day was that peak on?
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That was Sept 22. Infamous
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Damn. 4.5k to 44k in a month.
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Incels found a new home
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It's really kinda sad. I love games, it's one of my favorite things next to trading and playing the stock market game, but these people are just... So delusional and just financially illiterate.
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Delusions of gran... |
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She should be asking why the Fed Reserve raised their fucking interest rates. Because it sounds like the economy is not fucking popping like the Fed Reserve said. I guaranfuckingtee the fed knew prices would rise from the trade war and raised interest rates on purpose to cra... |
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Trump is an enthonationalist moron. "Protectionism/mercentalism is bad" is like Econ 101.
It's amazing how many people on this sub ride his dick even though the goons behind Trump's throne make policy decisions that have a detrimental impact to the economy. If you wanna mak... |
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3 months later when its sitting at 215 ill buy back.
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In at $212, should I sell now or wait for Model 3 release?
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I'd sell.
TSLA jumps from 200-265. It rarely goes above. Sell and buy back in.
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"rarely goes above" is a ... |
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You have a mil & you’re using RH?
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I would lose more money in commissions to sell calls in a week than you would imagine
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If you are worried about commissions with a $1M portfolio you are an idiot and that account won't last long
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“The catch” is 15 minute delayed quotes you fucking retard.
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sounds like a connectivity problem. Maybe in 30 years when you grow your account over 1,000 you can afford Uber from whatever field you live in and go to the city for better wifi.
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So nikei down 5%
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Why is it frozen for the last hour? did they have a half day for some reason?
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Asians break for lunch.
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Seriously? Why don’t we do that
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Because we use the time like God intended, to loa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
jack ma looks like hes in the second stage of an Animorphs cover
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His skull is pretty big, likely a large brain. High IQ, no surprise there
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You haven't seen the interview with Elon Music and Jack Ma, have you ? Its painful how ignorant this... |
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I now consider my equity account a 10 year CD.
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You guys gotta learn the trading mentality. It's not about bulls v bears, it's about making money. Ever heard of NASCAR racing teams split between the right turners and the left turners?
No, because it's fuck... |
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walk into the bank n get the ability to use options cleared
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Walking into a bank, that's old school.
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i've tried doing other stuff with my trading account online before but TD made me walk to the bank anyways to "confirm" it and it ended up ... |
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They don't do anything. They know that anyone investing in RH is gonna lose all of their money anyway, so they just put it in money markets and pay you the difference when you cash out. So there is no margin. You're just playing monopoly stock market.
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They wont raise rates this meeting
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If they don't keep raising rates, we'll have nothing to cut in the case of another market selloff. I think you're right and it's stupid. Kinda like cutting taxes when the economy is booming.
You can't do "Everyone is ... |
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RAD getting crushed PM
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WTF is happening? This makes zero sense
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My guess is the lower sale agreement
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Even with 1 billion less, it brings them out from a ton of debt. This makes them profitable again
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Holy shit that guys fucking retarded if he doesn't know how to budget 40k with only 6k in rent per year.
Where's that other 24k~ after tax dollars going? 2k for utilities, 1200 for cable and internet and another 1200 for cell phones. 10.4K yearly for all utilities and rent... |
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Lmao he did it, shame he can only keep up with marketing but not production goals.
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Because mass production is just as easy as filling letters in an alphabetical list, isn't it?
Do you even realize what actually happens in a mass production unit? That to... |
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calls over?
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Puts too
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i mean the CC
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Covered calls only hedge your bet.
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forget it
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Ok fag
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lmao
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People do stupid shit for young puss
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Grimes is grimy as hell
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She looks like she doesn't shower after rolling balls on stage for six hours. Both her and Alison Wonderland just have that vibe. Maybe I'm wrong, who knows, but I'm all out. Sh... |
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This isnt a real tweet btw, cant find it anywhere
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Don't let the truth get in the way of the college Republican circle jerk this sub is becoming.
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When you piss all your trust fund money on TSLA FDs and decide to blame it on commies
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How is your autism u/hymen_lebman?
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What's that?
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The reason your mom cries at night.
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Cold blooded.
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Colder than a McChicken after 2 minutes out of the wrapper.*
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Wow, you found accurate footage of what is literally happening.
What you don't see is the leveraged ETFs... The planes full of paratroopers getting shot down
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Leveraged ETFs are only down like 6%. Call options are down 90+%. Kill me now!
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MU. My best holding ever.
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if you had to buy more calls right now next open what would you be looking at
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Bought a bunch of mu at close Friday
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nice waht expiration and strike
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$75 06/02
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Well I have 20 shares of NUGT so I guess I don't qualify.
Probably go to 1800-2000 within next 2 years then drop like a rock again. Who knows though.
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By drop like a rock do you mean the 18k it lost in the past 5 years?
Wtf happened to cause that
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I had to buy the tickets because i opened my big fucking mouth. We lost on every single one of them except for a handful of powerball hits which are worth $3. I could have used that money to start my yacht fund.
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I appreciate the follow up man. How did your... |
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This is the 10 year to 2 year T note yield. Recessions, historically, haven’t began until the spread crosses below 0, and then once it’s began to increase from its low. I’d say it’s safe to say this is still just a correction and not the end of the world, but hey, it coul... |
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Where does Elon even get cash like that? I thought he was borrowing against his Tesla equity already?
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It would be incredible if he's using his equity as collateral to get cash to buy more equity. Even more incentive for banks to keep TSLA funded cause if th... |
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Every time I go to COSTCO, no matter the hour or the day, it is at near riot levels from the crowds of people flowing in and out of the place...
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And good luck getting out without spending >$100
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I spent only $74 last weekend at Costco. A... |
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Good job.Time to get a job and fund the option gambling addiction like us.
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Oh I only did this after signing my offer letter.
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The fuck is this kind of responsibility doing in this sub?
(Grats on the gains man)
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Lmaaaao at... |
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Hold til $60 (end of November is my guess) and I'll vote for you to be modded.
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If that happens I’ll mod him, someone ping me when he loses it all
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RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 "Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!"
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RemindMe! 30 N... |
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I have so many questions
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Stitch fix fucked me when I shorted it at 38. That’s 80% of the story. The position I had on sfix would be worth about 6.5 million at today’s low too.
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Now it’s $19 wtf LOL
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Today was a bitterswee... |
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Proof or ban
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You want me to send you videos of me not jerking off?
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Obviously
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You are on fag. Be prepared for weekly updates
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Livestream dat shit
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I'll see what I can do. I'll post on he... |
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Fuck yes! I've been hoping to see someone make this play. I'll be living vicariously through you watching this.
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We all secretly want to make this play, but don’t have the funds or the balls to pull it off.
Post Earnings Edit: Glad I didn't make this play... |
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can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
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Yeah you can tell its full panic mode for most manufacturers. They bet on up-selling things like back up cameras, front facing radar and digital cockpit for the next... |
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Add common terminology to the list. Such as bag holding, cucks, DD and austists.
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And tendies. As a non-american that took forever to find out.
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what is a tendie?
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a big nugger
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jnugger?
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You left out car loans - literally as bad as student loans
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implying i got time to make OC. but car loans are really that bad too? damn nothing is stopping this market
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I read an article the other day about how 7 year loan durations are 'th... |
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*sigh*
["This will be my final yolo"](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3r0rxn/well_thats_it_time_to_hang_up_my_yolos/cwk2spr)
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Thank you for keeping track. You are doing a service to the subreddit.
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+/u/use... |
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You shouldve asked not to be a faggot
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Its a figure of speech. I didn't actually get to ask my Secret Santa for the gifts. Otherwise I woulda asked for more hot wheels track pieces.
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To shove up your butt?
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No to build a si... |
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Go long on a hot chocolate stand right beside him.
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I was gonna suggest sell the lemonade stand and then buy it from your bro with the family discount
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where do u work, Bangladesh ???
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2000 is nice savings over 3 months...
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The contrast on what wealth is here on WSB is wild
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We're quite the diverse crowd.
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I'd say, every day I'm here I lean a new term fo... |
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