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Guess he has and is using that real estate depreciation to his full advantage
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I would too
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Thats called business.
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Yeah but losing $916 million isn't exactly the good kind of business.
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How did he lose it?
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sold my 7/20 60s for 30% gain. Hands are weak but I have more money than I started with
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God damnit don't tempt me to sell, I am holding the same.
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the time to sell is over wait til eod volume spikes
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I'd rather not c... |
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I don’t see any MU on this list.
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Yeah, I know, but NVDA was +10.3% on the week vs. MU's 3.1%...
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MU up 11.4%
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Was looking at last 5 trading days. You’re right. :-)
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Someone on another sub made $800k on $... |
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Positions:
Bought 17x $305 tsla puts at close yesterday for around $6.20 sold today for $10.50.
Bought 3x $300 NFLX calls before earnings for ~$26 and sold for $30... sold too soon :( just looked guess I bought 1 contract at $16 something before earnings and 2 more on the m... |
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>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
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For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff.
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What a great day to be alive and witness this live!
Edit: Just wanted to also comment that the talking heads on CNBC are perplexed that a 420 buyout price to go private is related to a joke about pot. I don't think they understand Elon Musk or his daily shenanigans.
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Bought 1 ITM AMZN call last Thursday during the huge gap down. Sold Friday morning.
Bought two more Friday during the EOD dip and sold yesterday morning.
The small downtrends during the day was from holding some shitty MU calls. Sold them yesterday, might have broken e... |
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Go fund me is the biggest scam in the game lol
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I know. I feel like I'm missing out by not getting in on it. There's gotta be something impossible that I can sell to stupid people. I just need to figure out how to stay on the right side of the law.
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My portfolio is 100% diversified in these 3.
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Rip in peace
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rest in peace in peace
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That's the joke bud
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way over my head... i need to give up.
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Sometimes I get down on where I am in life and what I'm doing. Did I get the right degree, am I making enough, am I investing right and such. But then I'm reminded that Amazon warehouse workers are a thing and then it cheers me right up. What an utter dystopian existence.
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Nothing to do with their balance sheet but recently talked to a guy who runs the forex desk at a European bank, he told me DB is so broke they can't even afford to fire people lest they give them their severance. Place seems like a shitshow.
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Wow. So it'... |
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Did some research on Adobe, seems they consistently move at most 5% in either direction after earnings for the past few years. With nothing out of the ordinary happening this quarter I decided to rip it on a monster condor with wings just outside 5%.
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That c... |
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If I ever see another Thursday, it'll be because my card gets declined at the rope shop.
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See ya next thursday
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C U Next Thursday
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I too am a ke$ha fan
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I too wake up feeling like R Kelly
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What happened is they been making the same shit when it's a new era
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Non profitable digital companies are better?
Oil companies make same shit. Banks make same shit. Wtf?
If there is a huge increase in defense spending so as a major defense supplier, GE sh... |
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Continue to hold:
2 $13 6/1 AMD puts
1 $273 7/20 SPY put
The other half of my portfolio is in oil/energy stocks
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That is an impressively small portfolio. Gotta start somewhere though right?
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I made $347 today while on my coffee breaks. Th... |
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the second dead hooker is in the space suit
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Don’t panic.
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"we just gettin started nigga" - Elon Musk
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"I hope to inspire a new space race, so I can send moar ded hookerz into almost-finished Model 3s you niggas" - Elon "Te... |
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Fuck Equifax and the morons that run it. They sold their stock before telling the public their data was stolen. Almost half of the hard working people in this country are compromised for life now. Don't let this fake apology sway you. These people are just as guilty as the t... |
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Huh. It's as if all of this is a bunch of overly publicized bullshit or something.
Either that or another Russian hack.
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Russians hacked Comey.
Actually, I remember hearing that Comey was a Russian shill at one point, then he wasn't, then he was again.
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Beat estimates by 17%. Stock Falls. Papa bless.
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Yeah can someone explain this because I'm too stupid to figure it out
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Cause every time we see a green day the orange retard have to bring up that the tax reform is on hold.
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Why would you use a shitty groupon doctor for something as important as lasik?
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Re: my salary
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That one guy had botched LASIK and killed himself cuz his eyes were in constant searing pain. Sure you wanna gamble your body too?
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What are interest rates? Seriously? Because housing prices have never fallen? Young people have a hard time buying their own house with slow wages. I feel like the central bank is a fucking scam that just calls what ever it wants... what ever they want to call it in order to... |
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Make sure to let Geico know you are a Berkshire Hathaway share owner and you receive an additional ~10% off your insurance. For real, it's pretty much the best thing to do since it's only a 1 time payment of like $190 and you get 10% off for life.
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What in t... |
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Great it'll be our first experience with a bubble
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You weren't around for 2008?
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Well I was like 13 and didn't give a shit about the market.
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Man I am old.
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I gotcha, fam. I was there.
We're th... |
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Hopefully $MU keeps chuggin along
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I’m gonna kill myself
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Leherpinderpin, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [Chat right now](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/), or call 800-273-8255.
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If you work for GS or any other big company like them, you don't get to trade like you do now.
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Actually this is an important consideration. Depending on your role you may find yourself designated as a "covered person," meaning you're obligated to maintai... |
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Should be a ban for people that post their screenshot without positions. Guessing its MU like everyone else.
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Sorry bro. I was awaiting for someone to reply.
I was down for $8000 past 3 months cause I invested heavy on WBA. (Heavy on margin too; $50k)
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She said I was everything she's been looking for.
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She meant honest.
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So let me be honest.
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Making money is not what I thought it would be.
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This business kills the part of life that is essential... |
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Describe more of your modeling process please.
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I took the % point rises in the S&P from Jan 1 1987 to various dates in Q1 (pretty much mid month January, end of January, mid month Feb, etc.) then substituted in the current S&P value.
I then loo... |
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Are you selling right at open, or are you waiting until it expires worthless?
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Likely putting the order in about 2 minutes after market open
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Can’t sell calls and outs till open buddy
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Hence why I said 2 minutes *afte... |
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Keep averaging down $TVIX.
Its going to spike up at some point
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That’s retarded
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I know I belong here.
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> TVIX
I mean if the correction happens you are golden.
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That's exactly it. Things simm... |
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Hold on, did you have a walmart call exercised on the 21st?
I guess my question is why did you let it get exercised instead of closing the position or was it due to after hours action?
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Yep, and it was completely unintentional. I had actually put my sell ... |
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Nothing screams 2017 more than gay pedophiles stealing my money.
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Combined with the older brother in stranger things doing blow it’s been a rough week.
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I actually respect the coke game, all the best to that dude.
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Did not e... |
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Model s is the fastest 0-60 sub 200k but they don’t handle as well as gas cars. Well they feel fat compared to things like miata
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There are lots and lots of gas cars that don't handle as well as a Miata, though.
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Ya but the model s fe... |
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These people are so fucking stupid the only way of life they can ever imagine is living paycheck to paycheck.
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I can only imagine how much worthless, corporate manufactured junk they throw every dime they own at.
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LSC mentality is to consum... |
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This guy fucks
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himself
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Repeatedly
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In the
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Ass
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With
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Vaccinations
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While
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In the same boat on a usual daily basis. What was your inspiration for this play? Need me a lotto ticket for Monday
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Lotto ticket would be 6/22 $35 puts on IQ right now lol
I can't sell this I'm at my day trade limit from TSLA earlier this week.
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WTF is happening?
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The market can stay radical longer than you can stay Islam.
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Allah Autism, brother.
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Insh'autism
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As-salamu autism
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I heard that too this morning, I could not believe that it was so blatant!
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You've got to be this blatant with the current guy in the whitehouse.
It's like telling the least scrawniest kid who's been beat up by the school bully that you'll give them $10 and... |
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The fact that this fucking "camera company" can't even use the damn Android camera and instead just takes a screenshot drives me nuts.
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So when my app that turns the screen red to reduce blue light at night makes the picture red too when I sent it through S... |
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This country so fucked man. Reports of at least 4 cops dead, possibly 6. So we now have 2 Black men and 4 Cops dead in vain.
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Uh ... The guy in Baton Rouge reached for his handgun, was a sex offender, on parole for multiple violent felonies, illegally posses... |
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Yup.
I picked up a weekly at opening bell. It’s up 63% right now. I think I’ll be doing it more often.
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ya just buy 5% OTM FDs and collect your free money every week. been doing that every week and it's the only thing keeping me green
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What he actually said was "yes, but not on impact" when asked if he would want to die on mars.
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So from wind storm. Got it.
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Mars atmosphere is too thin for wind storms to actually cause major damage.
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That’s a interesting ... |
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fucking FB too
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Yah pretty much anything relative to the Qs.
Now would be a bad time for cheeto winkle to get shouty about tariffs.
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He is too busy getting rammed by Putin at the moment
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Some retro futuristic/Mad Max lookin... |
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What makes you think that Xi wouldn’t tank the economy out of spite
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Xi isn't deranged like Trump. Tanking the economy would be dangerous for the CCP.
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The thing about an authoritarian and centrally controlled China built around strong natio... |
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Please god let this spike VIX just a tiny bit so my weekly call isn't worthless tomorrow.
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I can't find vix on robinhood?
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On Robinhood, you want VXX. It's a fund that tracks the VIX.
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Vrx jumped 24 percent today
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Fuck you
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You can be mad or you can stop losing money.
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I will agree that your reasoning and logic is sound, but this game we all play lacks both reason and logic. If we all wanted risk free bets wed be buying bonds
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bought it @44.8 Im now down -20% fuck me
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Same. I thought IQ was my ticket to paying off my student loans. Clearly not.
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Gambled my child support on IQ. It was supposed to buy my baby clothes.
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My Mom has two weeks to live... |
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what about Lyft IPO tho?
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Never actually used an uber. Always just used lyft. There seems to be more drivers.
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From my experience using both apps as a rider for work in many different cities, Lyft has always been better the majority of ... |
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just bought puts on all the major banks
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Good luck with that
>The overall auto-lending market remains fairly solid, with defaults on prime loans low
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But don’t you remember the Jenga pieces?
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What's that smell?
Opportun... |
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Dafuq is that sub.
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A community of toxic people. Another gold mine of depressing shit is /r/TheRedPill. Everything is someone else's fault, and they circlejerk each other over it.
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There's one for asians too but I don't remember it.
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Meh, the lawsuit will take ages. A settlement will be announced if anything. And even that could take a few months (with an in court decision taking even longer)
SUNE is still a play boys
Oh and go fuck yourself, genuinely
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Right, it will take ages because... |
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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Not a short seller, but this was my first thought. Anybody got any actual DD on how the SEC will handle this?
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If he legitimately has funding then where's the fraud?
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even if he doesnt... i mean... he just said "considering" right? and i... |
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I can tell you I am the broker and I prefer nutbags to people asking me what an IRA is
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Last time I went to fidelity, I over heard someone bitching about how they didn't make any returns when it was their fault when they rolled over their 401k but forgot... |
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you couldnt even photoshop reddit out of the picture? wtf lazy op.
here you go lazy op: [6 yeras of community college graphic design courses](http://imgur.com/a/ovCmg)
may all your options expire worthless
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No time. My eyes and balls are on shipping stocks... |
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Because the second you input a trade order, Computers calculate what needs to happen to make sure you don't profit.
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This isn't far off
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It's actually dead on.
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It like the best move is to not play
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Only oth... |
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He Who Must Not Be Named is back. Holy fuck. Thought you were banished?
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Holy shit I didn't notice the user name until you said something.
this is all I need to buy calls at close today.
Spy to gap up 1% tomorrow.
ALL HAIL INVERSE [redacted]!
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When did he write this? Is it too late to hop on the TSLA Train?
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all aboard the hyperloop
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You mean the train that's more expensive and more dangerous than a traditional bullet train, which we already don't invest in because people in a... |
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Is head and shoulders a real thing?
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Not a bad shampoo and conditioner.
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I like the old spice scented one
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I use expensive stupid coconut breast milk shampoo or something
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Fuck shampoo, I use real poo.
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*Full disclosure, I haven't read your entire post*
I watched an interview with Mark Spiegel where he made a lot of similar points, he went as far as calling Elon Musk a fraud and a stock promoter. I don't remember any details, but all summed up he made a really great cas... |
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I mean aren’t they trying to take the national oil company public rn; doesn’t this make that supply seem unstable
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The ownership is being transferred from the state-owned Aramco (read: owned by the king), in whole or in part, to the sovereign wealth fund.
#... |
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How much did you lose this time around?
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$26k lol
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i would hold that bag...its goldman sachs it will eventually get back there
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I would hold them if they weren't weeklies.
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and this is the reason i d... |
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>What does Tesla have to it's advantage?
Musk said the new model 3 will do 0-60 in 3.5s, fuck yeah ^^^^/s
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Only if u pay $70k option and it has shitty brake per consumers report.
Typical fucking Americans only care so much about 0 to 60 and not so much ... |
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What do you want him to say?
"DONT PANIC"
"JUST GO BUY STOCKS GUYS EVERYTHINGS FINE"
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How about just, “interest rates will remain low”
The last statement we have from him is 2 years old...
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What if I told you, large commercial playe... |
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Let's put it this way. You think about the price action of $MU so much, you see the chart when watching the Simpsons.
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I even watch it on the weekends
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The Simpsons or $MU?
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Whats the difference?
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It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
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Have you been a WSB user for 20 years or so? ... |
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This is fking plain stupid. Those gains will be wiped out by GS shitty downgrades and welcome start from fresh.
What about you sell at loss and you can also claim more tax refunds :) make that meme!
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So what you are saying is selling all my FANG last frida... |
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it's not a coup. go read a history book or machiavelli, the crown prince is consolidating his power.
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It's typical in Islamic monarchies since the beginning. Islamic law has participle inheritance, so the only way to ensure control of the throne is to kill ... |
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I would take the gains and run like I stole it.
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Can't fund my degenerate gambling habits if I don't hold
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Wsb has found its new champion
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when do i get my flair
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Based on your flair you and I would have a ... |
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Why would you use a shitty groupon doctor for something as important as lasik?
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Re: my salary
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That one guy had botched LASIK and killed himself cuz his eyes were in constant searing pain. Sure you wanna gamble your body too?
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Show us how much you lost you faggot or are you scared of showing how poor you are
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It's nothing devastating. But the raw amount wasnt the point of the post it's the fact that robinhood won't let you execute options for days on end and ends up dicking ya ove... |
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Steve Jobs used to give extremely conservative forward guidance, so much that the Street generally did not believe his numbers, but resorted to make up their own which were a lot more optimistic. After Tim Cook took over, Apple guidances tended to become a lot more accurate.... |
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I just bought 71 shares of Wells Fargo and it's already up 0.2%. Suck my value investing walrus penis.
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You gambling fool. Wells Fargo has a 58 month CD with fucking 0.50% APY!
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I'm gonna snort some adderal off my sisters butt with a one w... |
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Dude, cash advance fees are like 20-35% or some lame number. If you're gonna do something stupid, at least do something less stupid like taking out a personal loan for interest around 5-15%.
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1.5% for me
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that's the transaction fee, lol, ... |
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Yes
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I'm new to this, should I do something like 905 4/13?
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1000 call 4/7 kys.
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Thank you for that!
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He is being facetious, just so you know.
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No insurance ? That is just the bill. Maybe he did, and trolling
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Just dont pay it. 99 percent of that bill is pure cost shifting from the people who receive services but cant pay, onto the people with insurance and the people who can pay.
Americans pay f... |
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Mod this motherfucker right now
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At least a flair
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Your welcome.
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Nice choice of flair.
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I didn't pick mine. I earned it damnit.
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They're all negging TWTR to lower it's valuation. GOOG will secretly jump back in with a much lower bid. All in on the dip!
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$GOOG never wanted it to begin with.
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Google would absolutely buy it for a good enough price. It just makes too much... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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that's genius.
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Not really, this has... |
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Positions?
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Not a clue what that means. I bought NVIDIA and never sold
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Just hold for a few months/years at this point. Nvidia is a good company. They'll come back up. You have stocks or options?
## Speaker_1: ##
Stocks I don't know what op... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
breaking up Berkshire Hathaway? that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard, and to think I was going to vote for bernie
## Speaker_1: ##
Almost as dumb as voting sanders.
## Speaker_2: ##
hey man, free college bro
## Speaker_1: ##
Thank god the socialist is... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
There's 100% chance that if any legislation is introduced targeting Chegg, they'll spin it as protected speech under the 1st and tell the govt to pound sand.
## Speaker_0: ##
There doesn't need to be legislation passed, they are breaking laws that are already established... |
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See Equifax, that's probably a good depiction of your worst case
## Speaker_1: ##
I thought nothing happened to equifax?
## Speaker_2: ##
It fucking tanked and stayed there bruh
## Speaker_3: ##
yea, but it is up 33% from its low.....sooo...yea...
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gtf... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Some guys I know pooled together $2k worth of lottery tickets and planned to either "stop at $100k in winnings or go broke trying!"
They went from $2k --> $240 --> $6 --> $0
They are now mods at WSB.
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Similarly, in high school, I had a friend w... |
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lmao coming for that man's life
## Speaker_1: ##
Impale him with your long dick
## Speaker_2: ##
okay that was super gay
## Speaker_3: ##
If we are all faggots here, wouldn't him being straight as an arrow be more of a demeaning insult?
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Idk about you, bu... |
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Fucking hilarious that that news didn’t come out until after close. There’s people way above our pay grade making millions off of this information
## Speaker_1: ##
What..news?
## Speaker_2: ##
Trump says he expects to go ahead with the tariffs
## Speaker_3: ##
So...maybe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Some say Buffet was an asshole for giving his son a shitload of money but no knowledge on how to manage it. Buffet was notorious for neglecting his kids to work instead
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes he is/was. Just google his granddaughter, that was harsh. Disowned her for some pers... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Race riot in DC? What'd I miss?
## Speaker_1: ##
Unite the Right rally in DC tonight. Antifa and BLM counter protests planned as well.
## Speaker_0: ##
Nice, I look forward to the larping videos on /r/publicfreakout.
## Speaker_2: ##
I’m looking forward to the inevitabl... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You didn't post your positions here or there, better start posting up.
## Speaker_1: ##
8/31 AMD $22 calls and 8/24 AMD $21.50 calls
## Speaker_2: ##
Hi. Post proof of this actually or you're banned.
## Speaker_1: ##
http://imgur.com/gallery/c0kFUNr
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�... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hold til $60 (end of November is my guess) and I'll vote for you to be modded.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yep! I’ve been selling covered calls. So although it says I’m down, I’m actually up! Don’t plan on selling anytime soon. Those covered calls trendies are delicious.
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## Speaker_0: ##
In his defense that was like half a million in today dollars back in 1973.
Most would take that money instead of 10% of something that may be worth billions or $0 in their lifetime.
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I would counter 50:50 split. $50,000 and 5% of Nike.
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A s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The market is at or near an all time high like 90% of the time.
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In a bull market yes.
## Walls1337bot: ##
And it's a bull market like 90% of the time.
## Speaker_1: ##
2008 would like a word with you
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Great, let's go back 10 years. 1... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have no stake in any of these FANG stocks but I always come here to watch the colossal melt down that follows.
## Speaker_1: ##
More drama than The O.C. It makes for great viewing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The O.C.? What are you? A 43-year-old housewife?
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... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
not sure if srs, buying 1000 calls for 13.50 would cost 1.35m.
## Speaker_1: ##
So, I would have to pay that? I don't understand...1000 * $13.50 = $13,500?
## Speaker_2: ##
Price is per share on the call option. So you pay 13.50 * 100 * 1000.
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Oh ok, so w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How the heck did xv (which started in 2004) survive the housing crisis and the flash crash and now dies on a relatively small market correction?
## Speaker_1: ##
When VIX is very low, it make it easier to double is the really short answer.
The real answer is much, much m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It really is rigged though.
## Speaker_1: ##
small fish in a big pond
## Speaker_0: ##
We're all just a bunch of guppies
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm a goldfish motherfucker
## Speaker_2: ##
i beta fish
## Walls1337bot: ##
master beta fish?
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