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Powell and Trump ganging up on Xi
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Honestly this is not good news for China.
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Yea. Less pressure if markets are more bullish.
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What a lot of people do not understand about China is how bad things are getting internally the... |
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What insane levels of ignorance
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Democrats became the party of "smart people" this created two major levels of stupid.
-actual smart people on the left have gotten lazy, and think their word is god
-pseudo smarts have come in droves and think the mantl... |
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You might have lost $35,627.19, but at least you gained 8 karma on Reddit. A great trade if you ask me.
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151 now, he really should do that again.
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We are clocking in at 178. If we hit 200 OP has to buy SNAP $10calls
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Over ... |
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She should be asking why the Fed Reserve raised their fucking interest rates. Because it sounds like the economy is not fucking popping like the Fed Reserve said. I guaranfuckingtee the fed knew prices would rise from the trade war and raised interest rates on purpose to cra... |
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Tell them they are lying, the rule is $100 to an individual per year by the Firm. Unless someone at TD has given you up to $100 already in gifts, they owe you a fidget spinner
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That rule wouldn't even apply to him if this is just his individual account, but ... |
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Boy what college student has $30k in savings
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I was given 30k from my parents for my college education. My first two years are paid with scholarships so I decided to invest the money til I need it.
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invest ≠ yolo
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I'll sell ... |
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I’ve got $55 calls with 7/20 expiry. How you like my chances?
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I have zero interest in options and don't have any grasp on them. Whether the price will touch $55? I like the chances of that and put a lot of money behind it
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> I have zero ... |
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not really, look at IBM, I think he broken even or took a small loss in it after couple of years of holding it. so not every stock ;)
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IBM was a shit play, there I said it. I don't think Buffett is that great, just that odds will tell you that 1 in 10,000 wi... |
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Yo just a friendly reminder that you will have one hell of a tax bill. Make sure to keep enough so you can pay uuncle Sam and avoid jail
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How much would someone from the US end up paying in tax on this
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22% -- 38,701 to $82,500
It's treat... |
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Depends on your strikes.
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MSFT - 113
COF - 100
Guess I fucked up.
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>MSFT - 113
dawg
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OptionsProfCalc says I can still get an 80% gain tomorrow if MSFT opens at 108.
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Yeah, no. That's not gonna happen... |
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Biggest lost was holding JCP thinking they would turn around. Getting into Tops. The big spike was getting options which worked out good had FB puts. Actually was up more than break even. Lost it all after FB started going up. Made some of it back from FB calls and did a lot... |
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How do you lose money this week? Stop the puts, we won the fucking trade war.
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I had a bull put spread on LMT
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Okay, but why is it on margin?
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Since it’s a bull spread, the short option was nearer ITM. It moved against him ... |
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I’m ignorant on this issue, but I know the downside to solar has always been it’s expensive, so how does this make any sense?
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Obama dropped $500M dollars through the DoE into American solar development company [Solyndra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solynd... |
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A while back I was given some sage advice...
No one can “feel the market” and if someone says they can, then dont trust them
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Tbf, I've abandoned many of my TA/FA-based algorithms to trade purely on an elderly man's Twitter ramblings.
E: and it'... |
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Every day for the last 6 months. "it's a bubble."
Bubble bursts "OH THE HUMANITY!!"
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Bitconnect wasn't a bubble, it was a ponzi.
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Bitconnect wasn't a ponzi, it was a reverse investment system.
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Bitconnect wasn't a reverse i... |
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Alright alright we are still
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Downvote me while you can ������
Low manufacturing and production data from UK and Brazil adding to the gravity.
PAHMP continues at Market open as foreign investors continue to flood into the US Markets
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-50k on NTNX? Did you buy at IPO lol
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yes.. I did... I also put 200 k into it at the time, and I thought it would go up like the other tech ipos did. :(
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What is your exit strategy? Do you just wait till you lose a shit ton of money? Das wh... |
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Shorting this company is suicide. Even when they miss guidance the market breathes a sigh of relief that is wasn’t worse.
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> Shorting this company is suicide
It fell from 330 to 260 over the course of 2 weeks.
Do you have the memory of a retarded goldf... |
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Get popcorn/hard liquor and watch election coverage
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It’s the way to go whether your preferred candidates are winning or losing. They win, you drink to celebrate. They lose, you drink to forget about the election. Win-win.
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everyone wins ex... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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A bankruptcy judge and the judge doling out child sup... |
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Yeah fuckers, you Didnt count on the ECB.
We can also print unlimited moneis. No Problem. we have enough for all.
never ending bull market incoming
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Of course not. The ECB is engineering a crisis. Property bubble is developing in Germany. Will be only a ... |
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Investing at half of the risk free rate: MUST NOT BE REAL
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What's this risk free rate and how do I get it? I've only been educated on the wsb ways for weeklies.
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Buy a treasury bond direct from the government. The 10-year bond has an interes... |
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Idxg
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Fuck it
Edit: http://imgur.com/a/wm8vL
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Hahahahaha fuck I recommended that at 150% up now it's at 288%
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Where's the ceiling?
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$0.908, that's what OP bought at
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The hate towards SNAP on this subreddit is hilarious, and one of the best inverse WSB's recently. The sub goes nuts for so many other overvalued stocks but this one is pure hatred. For this one stock the focus is on value, ignoring the thirst Wall Street has for a new tech b... |
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sounds like prostitution with extra steps if you ask me
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No, you see, they work for eachother...
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Oooui, aren't you a riot in college...
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I add to the Rick and Morty joke. You throw in some unoriginal sarcasm. You tell me w... |
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I miss the days when this sub was about making idiotic trades
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Is it still not?
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Too many people are investing in safe tech stocks like AMZN and NVDA
And they still lose money
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Heh. I'm still riding that good $RAD dick... |
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$210M/day, wow, that’s a lot of capital to move to skilled labor and/or professionals now that the literal bottom tier of the workforce can be eliminated
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Not really, that's not even 1/10th of the gains Bezos can make in a day.
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I don't need a 3 page wall of text to convince me not to ever buy MU. Micron is a commoditized memory manufacturer from fucking IDAHO masquerading as a tech company. It's probably the second worst investment vehicle ever to be shilled on this sub. The only thing worse is RAD... |
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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https://youtu.be/Q9QhU3wb_aE
tl;dw (English isn't one of my ... |
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RemindMe! 2 months "ban this idiot"
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BEEP BOOP:: REQUEST RECEIVED:: for real? gonna summon me for that? how bout i just put you down for a reminder for next Friday afternoon about "anal tremors", sound good?
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What a shitty novelty account... |
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For every 100 of these guys you have 1 guy who calls the most random stock to jump 20% and it does. I'll take my chances.
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so what should I do?
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Jack off as usual.
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Finished. now what?
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That's it
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That’s Nicole Coco Austin in the bikini, wife of rapper Ice-T, not the president of Croatia.
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Had to look her up. She's a terrible Butterface.
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Now she is, a couple years ago I couldn’t refrain from fapping to her.
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Just s... |
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autism at its finest
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But imagine if you could make a fortune and pay back to your parents. Wouldn't they be proud of ya?
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I still owe them for their IRA's I borrowed against. Define 'fortune.'
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My Dad is one of that guys t... |
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Haha I fucking love this sub. Even if I've only learned how to loose money from you faggots
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Nice spelling faggot
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Loose the noose
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-Anthony Bourdain
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oof
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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For reference I have $373k in one stock and 9 silver futures contracts ($740k notional). What could go wrong. Clenching my ass checks in preparation for the jobs numbers tomorrow, hoping the big dick of the market doesn't give me a pounding.
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What are you go... |
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Some companies are for nonprofit.
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Tesla isn't a nonprofit by choice.
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Yes they are, this is a strategy. Just like amazon did the last 15 years. It’s intentional.
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Amazon too??
Interesting how many big companies (or ideas)... |
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I don't expect a bailout package for them. If this occurs many other failing cities/counties (looking at you Detroit) will file for bankruptcy and expect government bailout
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Detroit did file for bankruptcy. No bail out, sure, but they got to bail on some... |
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dropped all AMD at $13. Feels great...
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Sold it at $11 a few months ago for a loss from $13 after holding for a year and deciding I had clearly been wrong. It started going up the next day.
I had 18,500 shares.
I belong here.
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No you won't.
Proof or ban 5ever.
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Yeah seriously these posts are tiresome. Either legally change your fucking name when it inevitably breaks $260 which it will for even a brief couple of moments or fuck off, you attention whore.
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God I be... |
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Serious question, what can this do to your credit?
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Good question. I’m fucked, huh?
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* The debt will be reported to credit agencies, making borrowing money difficult as it will affect your credit score. Additionally, its presence may cau... |
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57k shares at $1.69
:-)
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WOW!
How long have you held?
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Since March. I'm holding for a buyout.
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You're up 10x or a buck something a share?
Me confused
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I'm up slightly under 10x right now. I haven't sol... |
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Market overreacted, as it does to every piece of news. There's zero chance the investigation of the ~14,000 new emails can be completed by Nov 8. And do you really think Obama's not going to make the FBI sit on any result?
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If they don't move fast, Wikile... |
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this man doesnt know how margin works, put that 26k in a money market account and call it a fucking day
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I don't know about margin because I don't day trade. I only made this play because I knew with conviction yesterday that the stock was going to run up an... |
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I'm too busy going to Mars with $MLP.
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What the fuck is going on with that stock
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It is such a fantastic stock that everyone and their grandma rushed in last week so it did a dumb, and now it's doing a good. Back to 21.50 by Tuesday.
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So realistically they're fucked and whales need to unload
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i bet my ass donnie is going to tweet about $GE anytime now. Nearly 100k people work for GE in America, a shit ton in manufacturing I presume.
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That is what, 1/3500 of Americans? Sur... |
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If you want to find the person on the other side of this trade, head over to teslamotorsclub.com
A couple furious "investors" who got wiped out selling naked puts.
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I'm on the other side of the trade. I have 10 naked 310 strike puts expiring 4/20.
Yes, I... |
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Look at the volume... it’s 4 god dammit you own the only contracts. Why did you buy these? Don’t buy any more you’re the only buyer in the whole entire world.
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[Wonder which genius holds the only 4 contracts....] (https://imgur.com/a/9tRXUV2)
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Short the fuck outta 'em. People wear them for 3 months and realize they walk the same amount of steps everyday and aren't losing weight. Why you may ask? Cause they don't realize diet is 90% of the equation. Plus their products are inaccurate as fuck. As is tradition, go fu... |
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The homeless shelter around the corner from your house is serving split pea soup tomorrow. I’d recommend you bring your own spoon since they don’t clean theirs too throughly
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Appreciate the tips fam.
I won't be there tomorrow though. Already took profits on... |
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Wasn’t there a guy with like a mill in stocks?
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There is, he bought in when it was over $40 a share too.
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500k of that was margin too. Hope for that poor guy’s wife’s sake he had life insurance ��
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Does life insurance cover... |
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its going to return in the 400's
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And even the institutional shorts will begin to light on fire at an incredible rate. Elon wasn't satisfied w/ ER not hitting ATH. He's going to fuck the shorts even if he has to be indicted for securities fraud to do it.
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Daimler Benz has a 9.1% stake in tesla.
They don't need to bet against Elon.
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They sold it years ago, bro. Made hundreds of millions.
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They fit right in then /r/wallstreetbets
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>Making money
>Fitting in with /r/wal... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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If OP is truly female, I have to wonder...how many female members lurking around here?
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With the amount of DMs I’ve gotten asking for pics of my tits in the last hour, I’d be surprised if any other WSBitches showed themselves... but we in here.
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\>using anime to call others autistic
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It's not Anime, its sword art online.
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That's SAO you fuck get it right that's Steins:Gate
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not SAO*
Christina is my waifu
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I bet Christina watches rick and mo... |
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You have no idea how algos work if you think they don't want volatility.
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ELI5 what’s an algo?
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A computer program that trades for you so you can jerk off to gay porn all day
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Now that sounds too good to be true. Will it he... |
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Four installments of 5k.
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Get money orders at max amounts from local stores made out to you, deposit those in bank. No currency, just cashiers check. Engrish
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I hope no one seriously does this. Money orders are cash equivelants, and dep... |
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Some guys I know pooled together $2k worth of lottery tickets and planned to either "stop at $100k in winnings or go broke trying!"
They went from $2k --> $240 --> $6 --> $0
They are now mods at WSB.
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The logic in that is hilariously bad hahaha wh... |
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Lol
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This is actually kinda pathetic
"My analysis"
That kind of arrogance will lose u a lot of money
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It was an analysis for a class, it's not like I'm sitting here thinking I figured out the stock market, I made an algorithm between CEOs and stock prices tha... |
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GTA V had a cool WSB mode where you could go all in on a stock and then go murder the CEO of its competitor
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Is this technically considered insider trading? Asking for a friend
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It's completely legal except for the murder part
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Just read your posts on IamA. Do you realize how lucky you were? Your rationale:
>Why I bought a crazy amount of S&P-based options: Congress passed a bill slashing corporate tax rates in December. The last time corporate taxes were reduced so much was back in 1986. S... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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Can someone TLDR this, I'm busy counting SQ tendies
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They put a TLDR at the bottom of the article:
>SUMMARY OF EMAIL CHAIN
>Email to Donald Trump Jr. refers to setting up meeting with a Russian lawyer.
>Email cites sensitive information that is '... |
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Never made a profit is being pretty fucking generous. Half a billion loss in 2016, and Instagram didn't even steal their features until November.
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Holy fuck. Snapchat has about 300 million active monthly users. About half of that are daily users. The 158 mil... |
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He needs to pay his prostitutes like a real man.
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Upfront and by himself ?
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Or just out of pocket. Nobody is saying not to pay prostitutes, you just can’t use campaign donations to pay prostitutes.
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And if you do pay out of... |
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Wait this is real? I thought it was too perfect to be true. Shows what their browser history algo can do
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I'll take that as a compliment.
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How much did it cost?
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$350.
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Jesus. No way
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I thought this was some liberal bullshit at first. Have an upvote
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Ending the circle jerk for a minute. Since when is helping people literally not kill themselves “bullshit”? I always upvote suicide prevention messages; you don’t know what means what to som... |
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Its cause they banned u/niggawithabrain.
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F to pay respects
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## Speaker_0: ##
? what trade do you have where you need it literally sub $200?
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200/205 bear call spread expiring today
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oh so you just prefer it to be below 200
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I lose a dollar for every cent it is above 200
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Yeah but wh... |
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pls explain for dummies
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SO basically the way these etfs work is that there is a combination of (T+1)+(T+2) VIX futures contracts. Every day the contracts are dynamically adjusted:
1st day of roll: ETF = 100%*(T+1)
50% of roll duration: ETF = (50%*(T+1)) +... |
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Everyone getting different definitions for same google inquiry?
**Google = Fake News**
Edit: am esp retarded on fridays.
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Le Google meta bamboozling all of us
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Can you explain me the concept of "meta" please?
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I have Charles Schwab too and I had to deal with this a bit ago too. U were marked as a day trader and as a day trader you must have an account minimum of 25k. U don’t owe them anything but it’s a restriction on your day trades. It’s silly the way they show the message
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The key is to split a small amount of your paycheck towards your trading account, while also making intelligent plays on stocks. The key to making money on the market and growing your account in the process is to maximize your odds of winning each trade. If you are willing t... |
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Next time please tell me before it happens not after. Thank you.
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Then how will we get buy high sell low?
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There are only 300k YOLOers, probably 10% of which will take your DD, 5% of whom won't pull out from being complete pussies.
Plenty ... |
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You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
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Can you teach me?
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Eat something
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Is that your fetish
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O I’m just concerned about your health, stickman
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The stock market won’t bring your ex back.
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Dummy, it’s to help me get new ex’s
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I hope he tariffs the FED next.
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he would get JFK’d
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If enough of his supporters wanted that, I'm guessing he'd go along with it. Was listening to an audiobook earlier this week about Trump(fire & fury) ..he was portrayed to be like the ... |
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Here we go again
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Lol 1 day after settling with the SEC. This guy...
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Is anything about this illegal though? It's not announced during open hours, and he can have all the shares he wants he still can't be chairman. But AFAIK he's still the... |
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can I get an ELI5?
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Bitgrail was "compromised" Oct/Nov, and $150M of XRB/NANO was stolen. Founder kept it all under the rug and froze XRB/NANO withdrawals, citing technical issues, to hide the hack and the fact that his entire exchange was illiquid.
Eith... |
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Can I get an update to that update? :)
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https://imgur.com/a/R18ZC0J
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how much did you put in FD this week anyways? or were the 8/17s bought earlier?
too lazy to do the math.
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Put about 10k into the 8/17s last thursday/fr... |
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F-
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Goodbye.
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OP is an example of the shit Mountain Dew does to the brain
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Have you seen what Mountain Dew does to meat? Have you seen what it does it my meat?
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> what it does it my meat?
Wut?
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You making fun of my reading and wr... |
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I don't get the point or argument they are trying to make. The dollar has less purchasing power but we earn more individual dollars. Everything is basically the same.
With bitcoin, there is a finite number of 21 million bitcoin so its value relative to the dollar is extreme... |
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Damn you is retarded
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He can just get another loan from a different bank to pay off this loan. Full-proof plan.
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Lol noobs.
1. Get loan from bank
2. Buy bank with loan
3. Forgive your loan
4. Profit
Thank you.
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Funnily enou... |
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6) China's Market
China's market is heavily influenced by the US market. The reason is because the Chinese have tons of money in it. China is the largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasury bills, bonds, and notes. China buys U.S. debt to support the value of the dollar. This i... |
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WSB hates tesla now. Lol we're making money tomorrow!
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An unprofitable company with barely any tenable product that loses money on every sale. What's not to love?? Not to mention the 50% dilution in the last couple years.
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If Tesla was p... |
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Wait .... You lost 70% of your account?
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No, that’s the total loss on this trade
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Sorry for that, what's your style of trading?
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Losing money
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But not 70% of ur account
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>Wait .... You... |
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the guy who declares he's a Jew in a room full of Nazi's
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This will be down af mark my words
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wanna bet? $100 payable via Bitc0in.
If the price on Wednesday's open is lower than Tuesday's close, I win. If the price on Wednesday's open is hi... |
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Holy fuck that's a terrible list of subreddits to be associated with. If you were part of making it GFY.
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I thought we fit in nicely
1. actual suicide
2. financial suicide with idiots
3. flat earthers
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well, dollars are flat and so are ... |
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OPs post would fit better if it was a libertarian.
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There's a big difference between libertarian politicians and voters compared to true libertarianism. I lean toward the libertarian side of things but still recognize the need for taxes and government progr... |
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Very, very glad this didn't happen during market hours yesterday.
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Wouldn't the defense stocks shoot up quick?
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Depending on the event, yes. Any direct attack on US territory/protectorates would boost defense companies, and large firms servi... |
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What’s his net worth now?
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Probably 60 mil with 50+ million in Ireland
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I thought he “only” had $30M
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There's a H3H3 podcast he called into that was pretty unbearable but he asked a "hypothetical" to them... he said, (parap... |
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Get an office at wework
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Buy wecompany shares and rent their offices
Easy stonks, cant go tits up
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You mean rent their offices and short their stock. They lose $5200 per customer. We got this
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We would do that, wouldn't we?... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
someone tell me why wal-mart isn't a great buy here. whole foods customers aren't buying their food from wal-mart and vice-versa. i don't see how wmt gets hurt by this. somebody tell me why i'm wrong before i yolo.
edit: in this bitch. buy the fucking dip, punks. wmt gang a... |
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"Oracle is competing with Amazon for a multi-billion-dollar cloud-computing contract with the Pentagon. Only one company will get the contract, and Microsoft Corp., International Business Machines Inc. and tech industry groups representing Oracle, among others, have complain... |
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Why the hell would you hold longer. Is 377% not enough?
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>Is 377% not enough?
No
Edit: sold 7/11 calls at [525%](http://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/68j7pl/-/dh03sit) gains.
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I'd at least sell off your initial investment... |
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