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It's like you don't even understand the basic foundation of how trading works.
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I know, right?
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This place is becoming impossible.
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>becoming
You're a glass-half-full kind of guy aren't you
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Anyone know why we haven't had a Press Conference regarding the G20 summit? With so many different opinions running around I feel like this is important, and it was only supposed to be delayed until after the Bush funeral not simply forgotten about.
I feel like this is a go... |
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They did. Jessie Livermore
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What a champ. Old school Yolo. Told his wife to pawn her jewelry because he lost all his money yoloing.
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>cause of death: suicide by ballistic trauma
Hrm
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> Other names: Boy Plunger
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My man.
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Looking good!
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Yes!
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Rick and Morty reference!
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Boo! Not cool!
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The difference is about personal outlook. They see horrible things related to capitalism and cry and whine about it. We see the horrible things and ask how to join in.
Both are shitposting from Iphones made by child labor....
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Yeah. I actually liked their ... |
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My dad told me today how his financial advisor won’t let him buy right now lol he said you can’t time the market. My dad is 65 lol
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I would switch advisors.
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That’s what I told him. I told him I’ll manage his accounts for free. (It’s ... |
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god i fucking hate you. go kill yourself.
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This is what I think every time you pipe up.
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A correction is due now though. I'm worried the government shutdown could set it off.
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I wanna smash my phone against the wall every time I hear someone say this. People been calling the top since 2013
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The bubbles gonna pop. Realize your ... |
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congrats fellow shareholders. i have a feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful ride although i do admit i was getting annoyed by others here calling it a pump & dump and encouraging people to sell right before the news came out lol
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Lol this is s... |
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>Underweight: Real Estate
This is surprising.
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Why do you think that?
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Probably because the real estate market is extremely inflated at the moment. Would be my reason anyway.
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Idk the prices in a lot of places are j... |
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We don't get many millionaires on here but MU made somebody into one and now everyone's dragging their nutsacks through broken glass to follow in his footsteps.
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Woo boy is that next level autism. How long ago did this guy hit it big? He needs to hop off th... |
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Yahoo finance has a price target of 144. Therefor you're wrong. Checkmate idiot.
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Wtf is Yahoo
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It's a company that produces chocolate milk. On the side they low-key give you free trading data.
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That's actually You-Who that... |
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He's fine. The Dow didn't drop 1,000 points, it dropped 1,378 points.
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My index is doing ironman number and I do not need you anymore.
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I'm buying all the Tesla stocks as fast as I can! D:
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Oh boy, we're on r/all. You might ... |
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Why would Nooch not be priced in already?
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it's simply not yet
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Right... So why do you think that? What makes you think it is not already priced in? What does your analysis tell you about what to expect on the open tomorrow AM upon Pap... |
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I don't think they give the minimum wagers access to that.
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Janitorial staff have access privileges to the executive suites ��
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Yeah but the executive suites are where they keep all the cocaine and hookers, not internal memos and reports.
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Im still holding 160 strike QQQ FD calls. Holy shiiiiit.
Edit: Worked out okay
https://imgur.com/a/OVUjt
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Battle Royale
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Was up 1k at lunch yesterday, down 3k+ eod and heading into this morning. Should have averaged down harder as i could... |
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I am a poor faggot. Pls post paywall bypass
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All my money is tied up in fnma. Please post the paywall bypass too.
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A fight is brewing between the U.S. Treasury department and the Federal Housing Finance Agency over Fannie Mae and Freddie Ma... |
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Respect
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I did that once a long time ago with a 25k 0 APR balance transfer. I promptly lost it all on options, but I still think it has a positive expected value and would do it again.
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I'm definitely not doing options. But I'm putting it in a reliable safe stock. Y... |
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Not today my friend. I’ll make sure to pull out a massive loan and yolo one more time before that.
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No man don't do it revenge trading will fuck you up
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In all seriousness I’m gonna wait like 5 months and take some personal loans out to tra... |
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Post your position
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[I was playing short term calls but got hit with PDT](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/d369ca/daily_discussion_thread_september_12_2019/f006fu1/)
Going to try to move to another broker
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r/wsb, everyone
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lol
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Goodbye
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Nooo Gary! Why did you resign? :(
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It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he i... |
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On the one hand, I hate losing money. On the other hand, this sub is like 100x more fun when people are losing money. Quite a dilemma.
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Funny thing is, Trump is right. When you are down 500 billion you can only win unless china wants to starve it's people. ... |
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globally, ... |
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And yet the market is only marginally down today
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Because it is an insignificant event being sensationalized by a media that absolutely fucking hates him.
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The presidents lawyer implicating the president as a co-conspirator in a felony invo... |
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It's the NAFTA news.
"Personally, I don't think we can make a deal ... I think we'll end up probably terminating NAFTA at some point," he said at a rally in Arizona of the efforts to tweak the three-nation deal with Mexico and Canada.
"I personally don't think you can make... |
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Depends what kind. It’s an effective way to shield investments from taxation if you do it right.
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Didn't think this would turn into an actual discussion, but how so?
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Look up whole life insurance vs term life insurance. Blew my mind when I ... |
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Fuck him, he does not no dei wei
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oh good this meme again.
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You are not de Queen!
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We must spit on him bruddas.
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*CLICK CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK*
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Psssst: The legal troubles are worse than just not being able to get these accounts insured. Robinhood isn't a bank and this action might open them up to a SHIT TON of regulatory pressure from bank regulations. They are gonna get anally fucked.
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genuinely... |
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Did you call the guys on r/investing “chads” lmao. Half of this sub makes more than their yearly return on one FD
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They try to seem enlightened by throwing confusing, non sense terms like “risk management” and “consistent growth”
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Haha right... |
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2.7 *billion*....for some search results on their stupid shopping website...in 2010...the hell kind of eurotrash money grab is this
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The whole EU only has like 5 tech companies, they have to participate somehow, hence why they steal from AAPL, FB and GOOGL. ... |
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Not having to work to live would be nice.
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So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
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he means not having to work to live while others do ... |
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I'm hoping it drops below 65 so I can load up
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^ This guy gets it. Bad news presents buying opportunities. Just wait for longs to puke.
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Investing when something is low?
That should be obvious tbh
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buy HIGH sell LOW
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The journey doesn’t end til he loses at least 100% of his portfolio.
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... of his [brother’s] portfolio.
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Didn’t he make an impressive 400k on his account prior to him taking over his brothers? Or am I mistaken?
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I read one o... |
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Millennials hate cruises.
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Millenials don't hate cruises. People that can afford a proper vacation hate cruises.
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Cruises are dope fuck off with that, all you can drink for a week @$800?
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I hate em. If I can't get a cr... |
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Fucking love this sub. Primary reaction to this post: "who gives a shit. Keep your squabbling to yourself".
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No doubt. I pretty much just lurk cause I'm a poor fucking college peasant and I'm retarded but I've absolutely noticed how great the people here ar... |
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If anyone here does, I would like to work at the Goldman Sachs
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What about UBS?
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I don't care
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You have less hours, higher wages, and more upward mobility.
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I don't care
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You get tr... |
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HOW SOON OK I BUY MORE EVERYDAY
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Just buy jan 60s and hold.
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Yes, but what if I [already did](https://imgur.com/a/9ST9KZK)
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hold *and also average down
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YES BUT WHAT IF I ALREADY DID
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I'm sure it will be totally unbiased and present all the facts in an honest, objective manner!
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He literally did nothing that more "credible" pharma companies didn't, his biggest crime was shitposting about it.
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Actually his crime was securi... |
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He has come before us and blessed us with the wonderful gifts of trolling
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The Bo Jackson of trolling this guy can do it on any platform/level
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+500 for bo jackson reference in 2016
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He's on some Kia commercial now. So hot... |
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ill approve. cuck mods be damned.
dont expect no 1k upvote bots to show up tho.
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I'm sure the 1k downvote bots will be here shortly
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A Trump supporter talking about voting bots, this is rich.
How do I long irony? Perhaps shorting awaren... |
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Using "CNN" and "retarded" in the same sentence is redundant.
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CNN is actually CNN. There we go.
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Never go full CNN
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What are you talking about? Everyone in this sub is actually CNN
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But if CNNs recogn... |
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You don't need those virgins. Your home is here.
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I'm here but I'm a virgin :(
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Go fuck yourself
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Can he take his own virginity?
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Only if he tries hard enough.
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All the candidates are garbage this year.
Bernie = fucking taxes are high enough
Hilary = fucking cannot be trusted
Trump = fucking terrible foreign relations and identifies as a wrinkled orange
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Feel the Johnson.
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i hope that's a joke... |
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Thank god im too stupid to figure out how to daytrade properly
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You just need a couple screens in front of you and a good stock screener. It's pretty easy to know when a stock is gonna pop. Volume, etc.
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Just get a couple of screens in fro... |
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Save the $15,000 and avoid 3 times as many headaches. Marry your hand.
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Why, he spent $15k and got back $10k, a hotter gf, and a bunch of iPads. Seems like a good deal
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Can you count how many chromosomes you have? Based on your reading co... |
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Good luck selling that...
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What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
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At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money... |
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The fuck, its fake right? Right??
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[nope man has time travel powers](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6do218/whats_something_you_saw_coming_miles_away_that_a/di42t28/)
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So did donut\_of\_patriotism sell all his stock?
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November $45 puts looking spicy. Wish I had weeklies though
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Too bad volume is absolute shit on all their options
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Very true. I bid around the mid and somehow got filled lol
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Buying isn’t what I would be worried about
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Trade war is good and easy to win
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����but what about all those posts here about how we won the trade war? Like that one “it’s just liberal bullshit” Always Sunny meme? Right? We won!
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We're beating China. We're not really succeeding, but we... |
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Where the FUCK are my options
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Man I am so pissed. I'm sick of waiting and sick if saying the robinhood subreddit fags get it and they don't know the first thing about options.
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I got options clearance yesterday. What's a put?
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I bet 200 and its up to 1400 on 143 calls.... Haven't sold yet though
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Dump it. It's headed south now.
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I'm moving my stop loss as it goes, but still climbing
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Woke up and saw that is wasd at like 155, it was 153 and dropp... |
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Chinese IPOs are so 4 days ago. I think we're meme-ing SPY calls again....which is never a good sign
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When are 3X ETFs coming back? They were all the rage back in the day.
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Doesn’t matter now that everybody has options
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Yea... |
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“What’s up Ya baby boomer fuck”lmao
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“Omg that’s funny. Who said it was me? “
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"I studied finance"
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“My pecker is 5 inches on a hot day”
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"The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
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"Some... |
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Your car will be able to be a self driving Uber for you while you're not using your say, that's it.
Also solar powered roofs with battery storage and self driving cars n' shit.
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Yeah man I can't wait for people to bang in the back of my self driving TSLA ... |
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What's the most valuable thing you have learned from the meeting?
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That people who traveled far to get to it wasted their time unless they wanted to vacation in the area.
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Is there anything worth seeing around there?
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It’s ... |
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Excuse me, my Jans are up 130% captain.
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I think he mean the other way around. The 5/25 holders are the loosers today, not the Jan 2019.
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Yeah realized that I inverted it in the title as soon as I posted it
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Huh...
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>The whistleblower – a CPA
WHO IS THIS MASKED MAN
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Your guess is as good as mine.
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If I were a betting man I'd bet it was you.
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We're all betting men. This is WSB, afterall.
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Im still holding 160 strike QQQ FD calls. Holy shiiiiit.
Edit: Worked out okay
https://imgur.com/a/OVUjt
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Battle Royale
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Was up 1k at lunch yesterday, down 3k+ eod and heading into this morning. Should have averaged down harder as i could... |
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He has repeatedly said he wants to spend that money but as his cash pile grows it is harder to find good opportunities at that scale.
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well yea no shit he does not outright say the economy is in the gutter, recession is imminent. saying that it is harder to ... |
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nice memefolio bro
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Waiting on spy or brkb to take a dip then most funds will be parked there
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Brkb is taking a dip.
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Looking at dips over the last year it’s only a small one
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Brk.a is taking a bigger dip... |
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Incels found a new home
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It's really kinda sad. I love games, it's one of my favorite things next to trading and playing the stock market game, but these people are just... So delusional and just financially illiterate.
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Couldn't agree mo... |
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Fucking finance majors
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As I Finance graduate I agree ☝️
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Fucking finance graduates.
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As a finance PhD, I agree
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Serious question what is a finance PhD good for
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ^... |
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Step 1: Don't go to a school that puts you $100k in debt.
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I will never understand why people go in that much debt for college.
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I got $200k into debt for grad school but my job pays $170k/year so meh
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200k. Niqqa what. You... |
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Hate people who make these pics. yeh everything is simple with hindsight.
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Yeah, plus it neglects to mention that the 100,000, invested conservatively since 1973, would still be worth millions today.
Hindsight is 20/20 but the guy made arguably the smarter ... |
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���� past ���� performance ���� predicts ���� future ���� YOLO bullish calls, bitches ����
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Past performance is a good indicator of future performance, it's just not a guarantee. It depends on what that shit is too, take a fucking bond pool. Pretty safe bet ... |
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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Fuuuck that what kind of bullshit job is this? Fingers off my tendies plz
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Every finance job in America has this policy...
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How do the family members handle this - no trading ?
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You only need to do this if you still live in ... |
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>joking about suicide
>joking
Hahahaha
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I'm only allowed to kill myself after my dogs die.
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I can adopt your dogs
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They're actually cute little bastards who get away with too much.
https://imgur.com/Zpoiq6Y
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Who were the profits stolen from?
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Shareholders
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It affects more than shareholders because the Treasury is taking all of their profits their capital reserves are diminishing which means they can back fewer and fewer loans.
This means it ke... |
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This is fairly accurate.
Todays the limit so lets see if Canada has balls.
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balls is a hyper-masculine term and has no place in the vocabulary or politics of us snobby Canadians.
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Canadian sovereignty was mistake
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Make sure to let Geico know you are a Berkshire Hathaway share owner and you receive an additional ~10% off your insurance. For real, it's pretty much the best thing to do since it's only a 1 time payment of like $190 and you get 10% off for life.
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What in t... |
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Out of the park, again. Now how much of this was expected?
edit: Apparently more than all of it.
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Massive beat. Goes down AH. Sounds about right.
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NVDA is expected to beat. Look at the past like 2-3 years and this shit is almost 100% alway... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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I thought you don’t have to worry about that considering how long you’ve held them, or am I retarded... |
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>market strategists are taking a glass-half-full stance on the prospects for the economy
>no need to run and hide
whoooooooops
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Sooo recession 2020? Just in time for presidential politics again
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yield curve is not inverted an... |
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Wait was this in 'time money'? Lol
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Yeah my SO is inexplicably a subscriber.
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Its 2018 bro just call him your boyfriend
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SO is shorter to type
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bf is shorter to type because theres less key distance
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All the stocks go up. Every time.
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Yep, and then suddenly they go down, but surprise, surprise they go up; until they go down again of course!
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except UVXY :( it always just goes down and always has....taking everything I own with it
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Weird how those idiots want wide open borders, but complain when business folks have access to broader markets.. hence becoming much richer. They don't even understand their own policy directions.
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Socialists are protectionist though and against free trade. ... |
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I actually think it was meant to be. See, the tendie gods knew if they let you cash out you’d be hesitant to return to your true calling. In all their wisdom and knowing how brilliant of a trader you are, they left some nugs for you. You must return. It’s your destiny... |
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Your bank gonna charge you $45 to remind you how much money you dont have.
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Unless he banks with WFC. The he gets 6 emails
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one for every account they set up for him
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Without his knowledge. Oh ho ho ho!
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20% lol
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That's a typical percentage. Also, they won't be taking a fee % of total assets which is the true scam IMO.
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A typical percentage charged by ivy-league educated fund managers. That doesn't mean the retards in this sub deserve to ch... |
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Hard to believe a company that has never been in the black for a single quarter is losing value huh? Crazy world.
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I miss Big O, this sort of thing never would have happened when he was President. Now people want "results" and "deliverables" and stuff. I've... |
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good thing we have a business man in office who can turn this economy around. Obama WRECKED the stock market. month over month of just in the shitter numbers, so now we have this beautiful 72 year old genius in office to turn that shit around
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I like how... |
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Is this a joke or should i acutally invest in them
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This subreddit is a clown fiesta if you didn't notice it by now. Trying to distinguish shit posting from actual posts is impossible.
Good luck.
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Yes but sometimes quality DDs like this sne... |
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dawg its down less than a percent.
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After dropping yesterday also
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Everything was dropping yesterday you ignoramus.
Shit doesn't stay green every day. You have to sell in order to profit. There were more sellers yesterday then buyers.
Fuck... |
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Shit the bed!
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SPY put FDs all day baby
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What does Fd mean here?
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Geigh boi
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Your the most unhelpful person in this bitch
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anyway to prove?
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Absolutely not.
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They must have collected and compiled data for the risk advisory report you received. That seems like proof that it's happening. Do you know how they gather that data? Is it just survey data or are they cou... |
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Is It still frozen?
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Yes, it's been continuously halted since Friday the 6th. I doubt it will be unhalted anytime soon, at least not until the trial this Friday.
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And doesn’t everybody’s puts on this sub expire this Friday?
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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"High-IQ investors are more likely to hold mutual funds and larger numbers of stocks, experience lower risk, and earn higher Sharpe ratios."
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Wtf is a Sharpe ratio? Nevermind, if it isn't a type of high risk option play I don't care.
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It’s ... |
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[Commencing count down, engines on](https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo)
Today is your last opportunity to get in on the AMD Zen IPO.
I know this sounds drastic, but AMD will not be the same company after today IMO.
Either the critics will be forced to stfu, eat shit, and com... |
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This is just sad tbh.
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Perspective though, took some risk. Failed. Not ashamed.
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Two bad trades and losing it all is not 'some risk' man, it's overextending yourself by a long shot. My goal is a modest 20% gain a year. None of this doubling ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bought OTM SPXW calls on margin yesterday. Today I'm eating tendies.
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Why
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I felt the market over reacted to Cohn resigning. The tariffs ended up not being as bad as originally announced. All we needed was a positive jobs report and I th... |
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Lol, how’s your electric vehicle program going there Ford? No one is going to want to buy an ICE vehicle in 5 years when it loses 90% of it’s value the second you drive it off the lot.
By the way, anyone want to buy a used pager off of me?
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Ford and GM bo... |
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I can't believe I didn't sell this shits at 15.50. What a joke.
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Wanna bet its going $20 in the near future?
Also, what's your story behind the wild fag tag?
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Whats your reasoning for that prediction?
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Lisa su
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Can you imagine if Amazon, Facebook or Google were invented today? The ISPs could simply charge them for speedy access to their customers. There would be no shareholder value outside of the ISPs.
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Oh yeah! For sure! And all the ISPs would just enjoy huge EP... |
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