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This is dumb. Even most republicans are socialists. Every western country these days is a mixed economy (ie. capitalism + socialism).
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No, they are not. Like, at all. There are no mixed economies. Social programs are not socialist.
Signed, an actual Marxi... |
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This comment has been redacted, join /r/zeronet/ to avoid censorship + /r/guifi/
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Why? It's on Twitter a lot and was pretty high on /r/videos, a lot of people are pretty pissed. Though I guess that happens for anything bad
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This comment ... |
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Can't wait for part 2 of this story. Keep us posted
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Same here. I can’t wait to see people are abusing 4x Margins and think they are God. Wait till they have margin calls. Not meeting the maintenance within certain time frame, and We are gonna liquidate thei... |
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I never expected AMD to be the king of chips, nor do I expect to them to ever be. If the ever do, that's just icing on the cake. All they need to do is the following:
- Cost Less and perform within a few %.
- Exist
EDIT: Because people like handouts and aren't convinced, h... |
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So basically hedge with puts, a month out, the very second it shuts down (which it will, this govt has more autists then this sub)
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> this govt has more autists then this sub
I bought 250k shares of MU yesterday because of a thread on this sub. I'm alr... |
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you have to understand
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You have to understand
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You’ll never understand
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What is understand
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What is is
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what
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Life
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Hemp plants and full on weed plants are 2 different things no??
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Hemp is weed with no thc
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Hemp is weed that sucks
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The title said they harvested weed. The article just says they harvested hemp. I wouldn't hype this one up t... |
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Elizabeth has to be the biggest dumbass i’ve evet meet.
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Not at all. She scammed 700million dollars and got what 500k worth of fines. Worth. So much better of a deal than Martin. Paid like 6 mil for giving his clients 3x returns
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uh. she ALS... |
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Bullshit. Amazon is getting into the grocery delivery business. You don't buy Whole Foods to turn it into a better Sysco. If they were going to do that, they could just do it under the Amazon flag.
They're not going after Kroger though. They're going after the densely-p... |
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My 1 mil life insurance policy is my hedge.
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probably doesnt have a suicide clause
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After two years I can kill myself. I've already had the policy for three years...
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You've... looked into this haven't you..
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I work for Boeing.
China isn’t going to touch us. All the FAA has to do is not certify their (COMAC) planes to fly over the CONUS.
I’ve seen their work boys. It’s frightening. Don’t touch Comac with a long fucking stick.
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Lol, never thought of the airsp... |
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If you're offered a seat at the table with the (future) President and you reject it that doesn't make you a boss, it makes you an idiot.
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Lol, Trump gonna berate Bezos for an hour and Zuck too scared to get his.
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Zuck rich enough to not hav... |
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Mix it yourself fgt
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I just paid 6 dollars for a mediocre coffee, they can mix it themselves.
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1. They are probably closer to $4.
2. Starbucks is offering a 2 for 1 promotion if you buy the caramel macchiato between 2-5pm
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I don’t even know which tweets are real or fake at this point.
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I quit looking them up. They've all been real.
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I think this one is fake. the grammar is too good.
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That's the best way to spot the fake ones. If it doesn't r... |
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No options? Get out of here with your half mill!
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Could the volume on robinhood even support half a mil in options volume for contracts with the same expiry and strike price?
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Loan me half a mil I'll give it a shot.
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mar... |
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Is it panic selling? Or are people finally realizing they are super over priced and taking profits while they can?
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I think people don't know what the fuck they are doing and just throwing shit at the walls. If you try to apply logic to the market right now,... |
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They're talking about car tariffs. No shit Musk sides with Trump to pressure China to lower their 25% import taxes on US cars.
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So what you're saying is that there isn't free trade in the global market? And the US auto industry has been getting fucked this ... |
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When you take Addy it doesn't fuckin matter what time the market opens.
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Unless you're actually ADD so you don't tweak. Feelsbadman
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Who is talking about tweaking? Even for ADD people, like myself, Adderall still gets rid of fatigue an... |
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Not having to work to live would be nice.
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So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
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“For free”
Are you building everyone a house for fr... |
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Sell MNKD
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Don't
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Pls
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Srsly
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Sell your house and buy more MNKD
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This is the markets way of jumping you in. Its a brotherhood. Throw in another 1k and everything will work itself out
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I was kidding BTW don't actually do that you idiot
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Too late.
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ma man proud of ya
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Look... |
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I did not expect the title of the article to be the same as this post
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I was trying not to get banned again
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Tell me more about the last time you were banned.
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It was good times. Worth it too. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallst... |
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Don't insult papa musk
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This isn’t an insult to Musk, it’s an insult to his cult following that will believe anything that fits their mythological attributes that they ascribe to him.
If I wanted to insult Musk, I would have said he was an arrogant, bombast... |
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Snap is the dumbest company ever. If markets were rational this would be worth less than $3b by market close.
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Why are they worth so much though? Like what is their main revenue source. Do they advertise in the app?
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they have advertisemen... |
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Honestly if Elizabeth Homes doesn't end up in jail I'm going to lose my mind.
She made Martin's crime look like a misdemeanor.
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It was a fraud for years. Rupert Murdoch lost like $130Million.
I assume they’re getting all the material necessary for a crim... |
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That shit is vile. I still remember the Starbucks in Charlotte Airport Terminal B where I got my first and last pumpkin spice latte. Ruined my week.
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I agree. But more people love it than hate it
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God bless the basic bitches of the world ��
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since its at 188 right now... this guy will lose money if spy doesnt get to 195 plus premium.
so he is hoping for a 7 dollar increase this week? wow..
time to buy calls?
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Time to not worry about someone else hedging a huge position.
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how i... |
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Looks like an edgelord
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So, a wsb subscriber.
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tomato tomato
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That's just tomato twice?
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Tomato squared
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2tomato actually
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wow I'm unbanned from me_irl
edit: oh this is wsb...still banned from me_irl
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What did you DO?
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existing is grounds for being banned from there
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Basically yeah... I used the word 'retard' BAM BANNED.
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&... |
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[When Breitbart requested comment from Shkreli, he replied with:
“I will miss Twitter but my love for Lauren will never die.”](http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/01/08/pharma-legend-martin-shkreli-suspended-twitter/)
Going down swinging
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F
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I know the lottery is a tax on idiots but at some point it becomes stupid not to drop $2 on a 1:292,000,000 chance of whatever your dream is. I mean what can you buy with $2? Like, 1/5 of a banana?
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The gain from having a 0% chance at winning a substantial a... |
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Can someone actually explain what I'm looking at?
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Walmart call options set to expire tomorrow.
He bought 4 call option contracts at an average cost of 1.96/contract ($196/contract) for about $768 (the premium). He was betting that the stock price of Walm... |
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F
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U
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K
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Y
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Trading options on ER plays is already ballsy but weeklies? Just go to Caesars Palace and bet it all on red lol
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Red only pays 1:1
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But you win 48% of the time or so.
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I hope you are sarcastic
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The odds ... |
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Fucking killed man. But why do you have 2 buy orders for 35 each?
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I sold them in two different batches.
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I saw the difference sale prices. Nice job, you going to reinvest or buy some toys?
I'm thinking about FDX calls next week. You are... |
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I tried before and got destroyed. I did some stupid penny stock as a test. Tho one time I got lucky and was able to turn a $1000 to $10000 via a penny stocks
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Yeah I figure penny stocks would be your best bet...
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Your go to strategy here is ... |
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FUCKING
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WHITE
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MALE
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CIRCUMCISION
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PARTY
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INVITE
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MOM
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I've smoked weed all over this great country ������������������������ but I've lost more brain cells from reading this than smoking
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Thank you for your service, nothing but respect for the troops ��
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Thank you. I'm a 4/20 veteran. Did many t... |
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Aww, is a real car company jealous of all the media love for Elon?
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They’re jealous that Tesla benefits from double standards that actual companies could never get away with
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Why would a start up like Tesla be held to the same standards as ... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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I thought you don’t have to worry about that considering how long you’ve held them, or am I retar... |
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Where the fuck did you get $46,200.00?
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Not working as a barista.
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I don't and I still don't got it
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He has an actual career you dumb faggot
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rekt
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I think WSB underestimates China’s geopolitical goals and the power that the US wields over China.
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I think you overestimated dotard’s intelligence
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>unironically calling Trump "dotard"
Top kek
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\>Unironically being ... |
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autism at its finest
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But imagine if you could make a fortune and pay back to your parents. Wouldn't they be proud of ya?
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I still owe them for their IRA's I borrowed against. Define 'fortune.'
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My Dad is one of that guys t... |
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If the DOW can hit 20k then we can hit 10k.
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My unread emails hit 10k today
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I sure hope that's work email
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It's my email alt account
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for some reason i didnt expect to see you in WSB
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I'm ... |
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What? Why? I thought they wanted the poors to suffer
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Fuck The poor, hard working stock merchants like me will suffer if this legislation doesn't pass.have you looked at your insurance bill recently? Mine went from $380/mo to $670. All my precious gains are ... |
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I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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Whats it like to know you're about to be unemployed and your resume will be a joke of sorts?
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Snapchat pa... |
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He is pretty retarded for a genius
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Nah, he's thinking 10 steps ahead of you.
Think about how much money they'll save in 10 years when all the idiots took $5k instead of "free gas" for life.
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Yeah, that's what everyone said about The Donald... |
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I just got an iPhone 8 for work. Shit is literally infinitely better than my Samsung Galaxy edge in everyway possible. Even the fucking apps look so much cleaner and sorted out. Hell, even Spotify sounds better through the stock apple earphones.
That said, the 8 is fuck... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"Just get a job." - Martin Shkreli
You fucks need to listen up.
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Shkreli was speaking truth in this video.
FSC, you are an entitled fucker. I hope you choke on your poutine and have a near-death experience in which the Holy Ghost of Rob Ford takes you on ... |
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Where's dat WuTang album nigga?
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i think he said he cant release it in his ama
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why not he owns it lol
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EDIT: I AM WRONG SEE CORTEX's REPLY TO ME BELOW
Still can't copy it since he doesn't own the copyright. He just own... |
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First referral I’ve ever done.
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If you have geico tell them you’re a shareholder and you’re supposed to get like 10% off
Edit: I said “supposed to” and “like” because I don’t know the exact rate and where it’s eligible lmao
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Is this legit?... |
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His previous post said he had 65k puts on Facebook.
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I did but it fell before earnings to around 30k
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good work dude now u dont have to eat cheap and healthy.
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If he's smart, he will.
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Hookers aint cheap... |
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Before I start, let me issue a disclaimer: I do not recommend doing what I did. 36x margin is no joke and will make you go broke. I got very lucky on a bone headed play and now I get to brag about it for internet points. Okay, story time:
It’s been a crazy week for me in... |
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Good, its about time for housing prices to fall...
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As someone currently building a house plz no? Maybe in like 2020 after I re-fi without PMI
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PMI means you cant afford your house lol
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I'm 26 and it's a 600k house. O... |
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I am actually banned forever from that sub for saying people who make 500K are not human garbage. It is a fucking dictatorship ran by idiots, which is unsurprisingly similar to all of the communist countries in our history.
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They banned me overnight and uni... |
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What pushed you to do that? I’m assuming you haven’t made a habit of doing it in the past
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Made 25% gains on 5k and then I figured it'd be more fun to make 25% gains on 20k.
It was more fun btw.
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you gonna pay back the loan and play with th... |
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I believe in you.
#NEVER BET AGAINST THE NUG
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I'm sensing a theme in your posts.....
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What is it?
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## THE NUG
Do not bet against it.
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Instructions unclear. Buying JDST
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Are user numbers still shit?
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YUP
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Are they a profitable company?
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You have to understand...
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They're not in it for the money
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lol associates degree
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nigga probably got a 3.0 in community college
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He's totally in the right place.
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No he isn't. I was on the dean's list 2 of 4 semesters, and president's list for another 1.
In addition to my academ... |
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\*Kids with autism. Person before the condition.
If you're in the space, might as well own it and be good at what you do. You sacrificed nothing.
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Autistic kid spotted
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*Kid with autism
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That was the joke you autistic a... |
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/r/me_irl no longer has reddit's biggest bamboozle
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what if /u/lordtuts is canada
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The bamboozling thickens.
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Were taking this to r/karmacourt . This man is toast
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This is a kangaroo court
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Someone already made this joke 11 days ago. Nice try though. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/63r481/form_1040_irs_tax_tip/?ref=share&ref_source=link
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Mine has better timing.
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Is that why it's doing so well?
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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I'm not buying anything until the market takes out the March 2009 lows.
Should be only a couple of days now.
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The GBP dropping 10-20% is not the same as literally **trillions** of dollars in housing bonds becoming worthless. GFY.
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The glo... |
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Stuff in China is already pretty cheap. Is Costco China selling similar items over there as in the US like Kirkland brand stuff? I assume the prices are damn good for people to act like it's Black Friday every day over there.
I wonder how much a hotdog and a drink is over t... |
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these republican faggots need to get their shit together, they're even starting to make the democrats look good
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Democrats don't have any policies that don't use the words "Russia", "collusion", or "impeach".
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Maybe if the administration ... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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Everyone here is saying to buy calls, which is exactly why you need to load up on puts, which is why you need to instead buy calls so you dont fuck yourself over
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No way i was going to anyway, those premiums are fucking insane.
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Then sell so... |
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This is the least diversified portfolio I've seen. Nice work!
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this is /r/wallstreetbets...
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I'm either a peasant or there is something that I don't understand. Do you seriously have 40,000 shares of AMD? Like, you just decided to buy 40,00... |
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The girl in the blue shirt just looks hotter tbh
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You're just so used to women looking at you with a look of utter disgust during sex that you've developed a fetish for it.
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https://www.jlist.com/blog/news/i-want-you-to-make-a-disgusted-fa... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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GE 6.5C 11/16's
Lets go.
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Are you selling them naked??
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I bought.
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rip
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I'm already up 15%
edit: 19%
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You know every broker gives you x2...with that cash you'd get x4 being a day trader.
RH is ripping you off. Hope you're happy with scamming yourself.
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Not sure why u get downvoted, munchie. I agree with your statement. Upvote.
At OP, Not a big fan of margi... |
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Build the wall! Make them pay for it.
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TEN FEET HIGHER!
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#Your *WALL* is evolving!
[Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! *High Energy*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIGom24qqc)
#Total height: 221010ft.
We are 37.424% of the dis... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Microsoft would like a word
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And some power to excel
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Someone to access my backdoor
## Speaker_3: ##
You have a poor Outlook
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PUBLISHER
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My 210 calls were up 600% this morning. I was satisfied when i woke up so i sold.
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#F
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A
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Goddamn y’all fucked another one up
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PayPal
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Them owning Venmo will change their whole future.
PayPal and Visa / CC companies will continue to ride up.
Then I also think Peer to peer companies like LC will do good in the next few years.
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are you worried about cryptos replacing... |
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Post your return. Must be like 800% Congradafuckulations
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(32,804/14,883) x 100 = 220%
## Speaker_0: ##
That's your average return. Your YTD looks way better. You only held most of these for a month or less.
## Speaker_1: ##
Truuu, I could put it to ex... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If the merger goes through, you can ride the trend into the next day. No need to risk everything going in.
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't think much if any would be left
## Speaker_0: ##
That would still be better than losing all your money on the 50/50 merger play though
## S... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
No insurance ? That is just the bill. Maybe he did, and trolling
## Speaker_1: ##
Just dont pay it. 99 percent of that bill is pure cost shifting from the people who receive services but cant pay, onto the people with insurance and the people who can pay.
Americans pay f... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
no one here owns actual shares to write against
## Speaker_0: ##
That’s why our Lord and Savior Shkreli invented naked calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
there's no need to pretend your account has the permissions to do that.
## Speaker_1: ##
Tastyworks grants those permissi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You need to close your position immediately.
Credit Suisse has announced an Event Acceleration and they are terminating the fund.
## Walls1337bot: ##
XIV has been halted...
## Speaker_0: ##
XIV has been terminated. It will never be traded again.
https://twitter.com/carlq... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Liberals are retarded
## Speaker_1: ##
liberals arent allowed to like guns?
## Speaker_0: ##
I wish they did actually like guns. Instead they push for every possible gun ban.
## Speaker_2: ##
Maybe they're just tired of seeing schools, colleges, and malls shot up. But w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Up 500% on Costco what new car should I buy
## Speaker_1: ##
ferrari
## Speaker_2: ##
more than I can afford, pal
## Speaker_3: ##
buy it on credit so that you know you have an incentive to make good trades
## Walls1337bot: ##
In the stock world, it's "On Margin."
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## Speaker_0: ##
Now tell us why you blue balling faggot
## Walls1337bot: ##
:(
## Speaker_1: ##
Srs tho. Any reason?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Idk what blue balling means. I just made a :( cause he called me a faggot so I though it was bad. Even with a Google search I'm not sure how to inter... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol Trump holy shit. This all started because he was pissy and having a bad day.
## Speaker_1: ##
Or because China is dumping their goods to take away all your manufacturing from you and screw you real good in the long run.
About time something was done about this.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
From Elazar advisors:
"Mr. Trump's threat to levy tariffs on another $200 billion also won't be ready to put into effect until the late fall because the U.S. has to clear a number of procedural requirements."
That can act as good news especially since China said they will ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sounds like a good name for an ebook 10 Steps to Become A Millionaire
## Speaker_1: ##
Step 1: Double your money
Step 2: Double your money
. . .
## Speaker_2: ##
What's step 3?!
## Speaker_3: ##
Download the full book to find out!
Investors *hate* him for sharing thei... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This makes me embarrassed to live in New Hampshire.
## Speaker_1: ##
I mean walking around downtown Manchester on a daily basis makes me embarrassed to live in New Hampshire but yeah this is pretty bad too.
## Speaker_2: ##
I live right in downtown Manchester. It's small ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This guy trying to get puts cheaper.
## Speaker_1: ##
Bud, I already made a fuck ton shorting tech
## Walls1337bot: ##
According to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, all U.S. bills weigh the same: one gram. About 454 grams make a pound, which means that a ton of dolla... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you want to find the person on the other side of this trade, head over to teslamotorsclub.com
A couple furious "investors" who got wiped out selling naked puts.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm on the other side of the trade. I have 10 naked 310 strike puts expiring 4/20.
Yes, I... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can't wait to see his package, hear it's YUGE
## Speaker_1: ##
And, he referred to my hands if they're small, something else is small, I guarantee you there is no problem.
## Speaker_2: ##
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOX6aIEV5kE
## Speaker_3: ##
Let’s not act like Oba... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Bear Market != 2008 crash. I doubt SPY drops below 1900 before the next bull market. The only way we truly get an ‘08 crash is if the Chinese shadow banking economy is mismanaged, but honestly dude I kinda feel like if we’re talking about it, Xi and his dudes have many a ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Msft is the champ to beat this week. I see a blowout coming up.
## Speaker_1: ##
Should I double down on my $100 strike calls?
## Speaker_2: ##
Good good no.
## Speaker_3: ##
Shit I just did, $105 strike Jan calls though.
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>leaps
pussy
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## Speaker_0: ##
And right on queue, market takes a nosedive.
## Walls1337bot: ##
it's cue* you dumb shit. a queue is what you skip to piss off a bunch of tutting Londoners
## Speaker_0: ##
Damn you right. I went to type this out and realized I didn’t know the correct usage so I took a g... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The sight of ~30 year olds fighting on reddit never gets old and to think that these guys work on/with Wall St.
## Speaker_1: ##
im 26
and he doesn't work on wall st.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Basically 30 dawg
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah.. you must be in college
## Walls1337bot: ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looks like a scam. Over $7000 to “teach you” probably no better than a YouTube video would.
If it was a real business making money they would train you for free and then keep part of the profit. The fact they ask you to pay for training shows they don’t even believe you wil... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
http://imgur.com/984Ejw9
I kick myself everyday.
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F
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I
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## Speaker_0: ##
For those who haven't passed algebra, this is roughly a $516,550 gain from an initial investment of $32,975.
You god damn savage.
## Speaker_1: ##
Algebra is for faggots, all i need is two colors red and green.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah but you can generalize any stock marke... |
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