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Im just here from all/popular. Can someone explain literally every setence of this gif to me?
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"I opened a Robinhood account."
Robinhood is a financial services company for poor people that does not charge account management or per-trade fees like most o... |
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Great idea.
So if I start with a $10,000 account all I need is 0.5% for $50!
Now show me how to guarantee a 0.5% return every single day for 50 years and never spend any of it.
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You're basically asking for a 182.5% annual return.
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Muc... |
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Went up 10% on Monday and Tuesday, made 28 dollars lmao
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Lol, I spend over that in fees a day.
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Why the fuck were you modded
E: he was demodded lmao
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I'm not. Surprise.
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It's ok buddy I'm not a mod either. ... |
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Sorry bro. Don’t do anything stupid
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Like yoloing 250k?
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Like suicide
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whats the difference
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250k
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His previous post said he had 65k puts on Facebook.
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The real question is how he had 65k to buy on fd's at 20.
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And how did he know on July 18th that FB was magically going to dog it this specific quarter.
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A few things:
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Why the absolute fuck did I sell my Raytheon calls.
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Because deep down you're a decent person who doesn't want to profiteer off corporations who's business is killing people from a great distance as quickly, efficiently and cheaply as possible.
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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Why
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As a man of culture, I understand the importance of a sweet fade. If Elon has this down to a science, they definitely have a new audience and market. And will blow earnings out of the water.
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My hair got a hole shaved to the skin by ... |
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Most incompetent president in US history.
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Not too sure why you're getting downvoted here. When he met with the German Chancellor he stated that he heard from a "reputable judge" that GCHQ helped the previous administration tap his phone lines...Let that... |
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TSLA is run by an African American.
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TSLA is also a dumpster fire
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If by dumpster fire you mean buy the fucking dip, you might be the smartest african american in this place
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LOL!! TSLA has failed to raise any capital this y... |
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BB terminal line was pure gold
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Probs he got tiggered from [this comment thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5vj8ig/lisa_su_is_having_a_ryzen_reddit_ama_on_march_2nd/de2lo7) and used the quote
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I have a BB terminal.... |
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Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
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Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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Petition to make WSB the new strategic and policy forum
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All WSB would do is lobby for raising the $3000 yearly deduction on stock losses.
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We need to petition to get rid of 25k day trade regulation
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5x leverage on ETFs
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Thank you u/jartek . The amount of Clinton supporters that have swarmed in here in the last 3 months is too high.
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The amount of faggots who care which candidate everyone else supports is too damn high. Quit trying to convert this subreddit to a trump safe ... |
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Now I'm confused as to whether I should inverse or not. I read about it on WSB, but the video was on youtube.
Do standard rules apply? Do I double inverse?
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Double down, then triple inverse, take out half and triple down right before the 40% raise from... |
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You didn’t speak up when trump bamboozled everyone else. Now that you are bamboozled, I’m afraid there is no one left to stand up with you.
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They first came for the Latinos, but you didn't speak out; then they came for the Dreamers, you still didn't speak ou... |
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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He wore some dumb ass ugly wolf mask.
Had a bottle of fake-c... |
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Can confirm started this month and you bitches already fucked me out of $500
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Following what other people do instead of what your own research suggests is going to get you fucked like Britney spears.
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If the sub says to buy a call, buy a put... |
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Bruh if you are in bed at 930, you already fucked up your day.
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I'm glad this sub is full of irresponsibility, but something like sleeping in is frowned upon. Like we want each other to be the best that we can be for when we're inevitably violated by the mar... |
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What was your starting balance?
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25k, lowest was 3.5k. My account really started around 2k but constant losses and deposits brought it to 25
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Wow , 3.5k and made it all back and above ?
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https://imgur.com/a/qRYFWmm
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What if Powell doubles down and raises 0.5% today just to show his "indepedence" from politics?
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He's a globalist. He might.
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You forgot your ((( ))), my definitely-not-racist friend.
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Dont have to be a jew to be a glob... |
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Just YOLO my $500 account in options a month and a half ago... I would say it's going well http://imgur.com/gallery/m7gwwyO
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How did you make your options picks and decisions?
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Honestly just looked at stocks that had a big gap down and bough... |
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He's trying to communicate with us
A pharma stock will breakthrough its resistance
Which one? Martin surely has encoded his picks
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"KalVista is advancing a pipeline of novel, small molecule plasma kallikrein inhibitors through pre-clinical and clinical de... |
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The driver stated, "I'm just glad grandma was white"
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Fucking black people almost never tip. Pieces of shit
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Username checks out
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Only stating facts
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I never tip drivers because I don't need to. You make min... |
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So you have bet that Jan 2018 would be like Jan 1987. Are you also going to bet that Oct 2018 will be like Oct 1987?
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I don't think it's possible to time a flash crash like that. I just took into account that it could happen at any point this year. Honestly ... |
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Hey Martin,
What's your opinion on the Dakota access pipeline situation $ETE?
Also, thanks for your finance lessons on youtube, you're the man.
/u/martinshkreli
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what r some of his good vids on there?
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He has a long (10 part?) series o... |
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My 210 calls were up 600% this morning. I was satisfied when i woke up so i sold.
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Imagine telling your 15 year old self the weekends would be the most boring part of your week
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Get therapy. Your addicted.
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You’re addicted to dick, we all have our vices
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you're addicted to me pfoompfing in your fucking m... |
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Ban OP for being subscribed to personalfinance
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Reading PF gives me a confidence boost. Like I may blow a lot of money of absurd gambles but at least I'm not having to pinch pennies just to buy dinner. Feels good to be in a better place than them
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You realize SPY isn’t the actual index right? SPX is grinding along basically at the 200 - I think it’s like 2590. If it breaks through - like really breaks through - then we could be in free fall. I don’t see that happening unless we actually have big economic problems. ... |
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I sit at a computer and watch the market while I do my work. It's not that difficult to do
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I do this too, except I mostly just watch the market and neglect my work. Not that much work, and as long as I don't fuck up an inspection, no one gives a shit what ... |
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Even if he's right, TSLA puts are so outrageously expensive it doesn't seem worth the risk. The market is retarded and could easily carry TSLA to $500 over the next decade for no reason.
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IMO if TSLA doesn't start generating value in the next 3-4 years it'll... |
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If negative yields turn an asset into a liability, they also turn liabilities into an asset. The US government is about to be rich as fuck.
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>The US government is about to be rich as fuck.
Uhhhh, US bond yields are still above 0% right now.
Also, all of... |
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I started with $200k in Sept 2015, deposited about $3600/mo in my 401k and I deposited $30k a couple of months ago when I was getting close to a margin call (remember that tome MU dropped from $50 to $38?)
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200k to 2.5 million. Thats wild.
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Sadly, whenever people compare Hedge funds to the S&P or to other Funds, or whatever, they don't weight for the AUM. So if your hedge fund pool was one shitty hedge fund with $2,000,000 AUM that lost 15%, and the other one had $5,000,000,000 and made 15%, the average wou... |
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It’s called a Monte Carlo is it just predicts the most likely outcome. Doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee
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It would also be very unfair to only run a single simulation. If you'd run 1000 you would maybe have Germany or Brazil win 200/1000 times. Which means they ... |
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we're all soooooooo fucked
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Sorry I don't come here often but when I do it's all joke posts. Is this sub just a joke or are there serious discussions?
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You think 3.1 million people come here for joke posts?
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TIL that WSB ... |
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I got my odds at -375. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it drop that low. I hopped on it quick af
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Bovada got as low as -350, someone must have been hammering the McGregor line last minute
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i didn't see a source, so it could have been s... |
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Congrats making money off a dumpsterfire. Take yo gains and throw it into mu so u won’t have to pay taxes later
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Is he trading in his ira or something?
Edit: there’s a way to not pay taxes? Please share. I need it.
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I doubt it. It stu... |
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*a wild cramer appears in the whitehouse*
DOW up a 1000 points
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Trump is actually considering Larry Kudlow
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I'd be surprised if Larry took it. He's smart enough to spot a sinking ship.
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They were just talking to him on... |
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Outperformed by an Ally Saving account
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Damn I want your saving accounts.
Getting around 0.3% pa on them here
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Go to Ally dot com. they're legit my bank. I can't say anything bad about them.
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I doubt they'll have German res... |
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We just lose money in options now
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Trade options on 3x ETFs
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> Trade options on 3x ETFs tracking crypto
FTFY
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Trade options on 3x ETFs tracking crypto
on margin
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I’ve worked there over 5 years. It was alright, you can move up quick for better pay if you apply yourself. I recently put in my two weeks. I found a much better job and I’m so much happier! Friday is my last day at shitty Amazon. Later, assholes!!
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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He wore a wolf mask, played with my little pony dolls, tried t... |
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That board is like walking into an insane asylum to take your sample. 64% is probably to low.
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It's too your retarded fag
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tbh 1.3% a year by doing literally nothing with no risk isn't the craziest idea in the world.
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Literally watching your money lose buying power.
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Literally watching your money grow with 0% risk of anything.
You're telling me if you ha... |
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Why would you compare snap to Instagram? Sending nudes via Insta sucks
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If only snap would monetize that
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Blackmail everyone to pay $10 a month or all snaps ever sent become public record like Twitter. They'd make bank, and could make a ... |
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> has 50K
> asks some random teenager to manage it
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And then sues when it doesn't go well. What a fucker.
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I find it hard to believe that any platform would let him trade that quantity of money without age and identity verificatio... |
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Down 20% today feelsbadman
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How is that even possible.
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You ain't taking enough risks if you ain't down today. You gotta create your own dips sometimes if you wanna chase the big tendies.
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Thanks for turning my shitty da... |
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This is all from $297 Put 9/25
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How much did you put on the line?
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Everything, so it’s not nearly as impressive as my ROKU gains, but it’s the same $ I gained, so I can’t complain!
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nice man. keep the hot streak going. 3 or ... |
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For the uninitiated, what am I looking at here?
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The chart shows the implied volatility level and "skew" used for options prices given a certain % of moneyness (100% = at the money)(X axis). The Y axis is the corresponding implied vol. The bottom is the char... |
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Are you butthurt?
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No.
In fact, I've gained money through this controversy.
Just annoyed by every other article being about some gossip (that's what this NK drama is - gossip).
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This sub is split between TVIX and XIV right now.
I am gla... |
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Some guys I know pooled together $2k worth of lottery tickets and planned to either "stop at $100k in winnings or go broke trying!"
They went from $2k --> $240 --> $6 --> $0
They are now mods at WSB.
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The logic in that is hilariously bad hahaha wh... |
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Hmm I have never misplaced $7k before but ok
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My dad misplaced around 20k. He got a physical share of Apple in 1990s as a graduation gift and just recently cashed it.
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That's amazing how big is your account now? Are you a fucking millio... |
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How about I just ban you until you do dress up as Robin Hood and visit RH headquarters demanding a job cause of this faggot post, regardless of NVDA outcome?
Yeah that sounds better.
If this comment is gets over 100 upvotes, OP will be banned.
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You do realize that this says that they expect Tesla to have lost $.11 more per share than consensus...
The parentheses mean negative.
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So does that mean that Earnings Whisper does not have Tesla beating expectations?
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Indeed. It has Tesla ... |
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She just angry cause she didn’t know how to get level 2 trading on Robinhood.
I think this sub isn’t toxic as she makes it as is, mostly just memes to pass the day. Compared to let’s say apexlegends or redpill. This is the only sub that I know where we actively grind fo... |
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Appl... |
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That’s a shame and seems done out of spite. His content was mostly hours long lectures on finance, chemistry, accounting, and other serious subjects and there hasn’t been any new uploads as far as I know since Shkreli was incarcerated.
His YT channel really changed my unde... |
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How does it feel to invest in cucked value etfs instead of buying MU and RAD on margin?
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I cry in the shower every day
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I will join you and so will my 85,000 in $VTI
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> 85,000 in $VTI
Holy shit lol, what?!
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You're saying to sell a January 2018 strike price call for $9.95?
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buy 100 shares and sell the January 2018 $12 call against it (you can also sell a $10 if you want to be even more conservative)
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Buy 100 shares at 14.50 for 1450. Sel... |
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In case y'all don't understand.
MUs PE is a fucking value trap written all over it.
It's set to increase when their profits shit the bed. And they will shit the bed. Thats why institutional investors are dumping...
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Hey hinduhamma
In case you don't un... |
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Give it back. Lannisters always pay their debts, asshole
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She didn't work throughout our entire relationship and feels like she finally has the opportunity to pay me back. I wasn't about to argue with that.
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I have someone manage my money, I know it's over 10M though right now.
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Hahaha yeh someone on WSB with 10 milllllli liiiiiieeeessssss youd be a unicorn among kids bops
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First time here. Just looking around. :)
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This is giving mixed emotions.. Vanguard account, but YOLO'ing on AMD.
Good shit.
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ELI5: What is wrong with a Vanguard account?
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Vanguard is for the pussies over at /r/investing.
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Okay so what you are saying is that it... |
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Set aside some of your new gains for the CPA you're going to have to hire to do your taxes on this
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So I have like hundreds of trades on RH. I typically do my own taxes online. What happens if I don't report capital gains? (Less than $10k)
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I feel like everyone knows that Amazon's biggest threat really isn't other companies, it's the government. As amzn grows larger, so does the chance if the government fucking with them.
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And the government will. None of this is new. Amazon is the new Microso... |
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God I hate to give this kind of advice on wsb, but just forget about what you lost, buy some ETFs and walk away from trading
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Fuck off faggot. Im gonna listen to /u/collegefurtrader
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at least you have the terminology right to be here
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Petition to ban tariffs
Sign below:
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The journey doesn’t end til he loses at least 100% of his portfolio.
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this is proof that smart people can beat the market consistently. this guy will probably make $50-100 million by the time he is done
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I think a lot more people could be... |
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you bought 1k worth or ROKU puts yesterday and they're worth 50k today?!?!??!? WTF? 49k profit on 1k down?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!
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Yeah, he won a lottery. There's no way he knew what kind of news will come out today.
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*Insider trading intensifies*
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Lol they don't think Tesla can go lower than $170.
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I have to talk myself out of shorting Tesla every week. Everyone knows they’re going to lose their ass for quarters to come yet their stock price still goes up whenever something negative happens.
## Sp... |
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I don't like r/personalfinance. I understand the ideology there, it's geared towards degenerates who can't manage to hold onto money longer than 20 seconds before they have to buy something with it and have $10000s in debt by 25, but they have this mantra they circle jerk an... |
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"InVesTMents"
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http://thestockmarketwatch.com/stock/?stock=IVTM
>
Innovative Micro Technology, Inc. engages in the provision of turn-key foundry s...
MICRO
ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES
MICRON
AMD AND MU CALLS SECURED.
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Underrated comment
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Where the fuck do you guys get this much money to bet on
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Where do normal everyday people get money
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I refuse to believe retards here are taking years of wages and buying fd's.
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About half a million subs. Figure 5% of subscr... |
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"Democrat Shutdowns"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSeULm34FmM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSeULm34FmM)
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It’s not really like either side is shutting down the government. It’s a group effort.
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When he says "Ill own the shutdown" the... |
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You still have 19k to make that shit back
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Had 29k this morning. It’s cool, though, can probably get some rope with what’s left.
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40% of Americans don't even have $400 in their savings, Nigga you got this.
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I couldn't believ... |
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26% in options is jack shit.
Can we ban this hobo?
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Post your gains from today fag bag
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I spent more on trading fees this week than your entire account value.
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So basically you’re fucking stupid
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Nah, I'm... |
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This cartoon is so old it remembers when GE was a solid investment.
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Warren Buffet remembers
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Remember what? I'm high as shit.
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Go get some dairy queen you old fuck.
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Yes. Even with $25k+, you still have a day trade limit. Enjoy your ban.
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Jokes on them, r/personalfinance taught me enough to save $4k with my minimum wage job to deposit the funds right away.
## Speaker_2: ##
Lies. The only thing I learned there is to neve... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Clip shows him not really answering some questions and then because he wants to leave he starts to thank everybody for a 'good meeting' and gets ready to get up.
Euro parliament members get annoyed that they're being tossed aside but then go along with it joking that he has... |
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Not comparable and shouldn't be used for reference. There is no debt ceiling on the line and nobody is holding the entire Healthcare system of the entire country hostage for funding.
## Speaker_1: ##
History does tend to repeat itself. But I agree the debt ceiling isn't on... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Slightly curious how you intend on filing your taxes.
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Only peasants pay taxes.
## Speaker_0: ##
enjoy the audit process.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Two words: Swiss. Bank.
## Speaker_0: ##
not on trump time bb. off shore investment gon get taxed my nugga.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can imagine a hot girl matching with you, asking your portfolio size, then unmatching after hearing you complain about the $25k PDT rule.
## Speaker_1: ##
Maybe. I'd imagine a girl going on a date with me first and opening my RH account while I'm in the bathroom. Then pro... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Makes sense. The hot dog man represents the downward trend of yet another overvalued fad IPO and his breakdance moves are metaphor for immense share lockup expirations on the horizon.
## Speaker_1: ##
Why do people buy during the IPO? I don't think I've ever actually seen ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
like your quitting trading or gonna off yourself? if choice #2 that is not enough money to kill yourself over amigo. just take a break and fuck around on paper account.
## Speaker_1: ##
if i lose i will quit trading for the foreseeable future.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why'd yo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bought the same call, felt good this morning. I sold right at opening though because I was eager to get profits in.
## Speaker_1: ##
You were already up by 50 - 100% at that point. Should have let it run. This call was ripe for profit. Huge red day, and IV was at 46% when... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have no debt. Don’t gamble money you can’t afford to lose
## Speaker_1: ##
How's that silver spoon taste?
## Speaker_2: ##
This is the sad state of the average faggot. They literally can't imagine living life without debt.
## Speaker_1: ##
Fam, I'm just trying to fit in... |
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At this point it's not even yolo. We are watching a pro at work
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah OP drop out of school, youre making way more money doing this than you'll ever get from a 9-5.
Source: Currently working 9-5 and mad because you're making more than me.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Joking aside, this is one of the most retarded things I've seen in this sub in a while which says a lot..
## Speaker_1: ##
please explain. realistically what are the odds AMD completely blows up. worst comes to worst i get out on a drop and owe a grand or two.
## Speaker... |
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51% vs 37% tho. Its all relative.
Unless the 37% guy took out a second mortgage and some extra student loans, which is pretty likely considering he had almost 500k and still didnt know enough of what he was doing to use a real broker. What the fuck.
## Speaker_1: ##
What ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
A complete misunderstanding of what equity analysis and earnings reports are in that sub
## Speaker_0: ##
Damn pretty shocking that r/gaming would misunderstand imo
## Walls1337bot: ##
Imagine thinking that being a part of a gaming sub is an excuse to be retarded
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Have any of you had AMZL as your shipping service for amazon shit? It’s awful. If they plan on extrapolating that, this is a ticking time bomb.
Just google AMZL and watch some of the videos. It’s plain clothes retards that rent a van if they are professional, if not just u... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I didn't grow up without any finance experience, but certainly didn't have an adviser as a parent, but Holy shit how can people be that ignorant.
## Speaker_1: ##
I grew up in a village in the middle of nowhere in the jungles of Guatemala and I'm even more shocked than you.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're missing the best part; a half hour later he says this:
> "Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War. There is no reason for this. Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
No! Hold. It will go lower.
## Speaker_1: ##
Jesus Christ
## Speaker_2: ##
Thats Jason Bourne!
## Speaker_3: ##
It’s*
## Speaker_4: ##
Ohhh gotcha.......It’s that Jason Bourne
## Walls1337bot: ##
o shit waddup
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## Speaker_0: ##
he pretty much got them for free. I was reading about how much dividend he collected since 2012 from BAC and it looks like about 1.5B. I think he paid about 4.9 to 5 B around that time (a little over $7/share). With BAC stock up %300 since then + huge dividend return, the Or... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk.
She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Were you born a woman? [serious]
## Speaker_1: ##
Tits and all [serious|
## Speaker_0: ##
I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
## Speaker_1: ##
U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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