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Holy shit, is that true? Is the color of your texts some kind of status symbol?
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Yes. My girlfriend says she will break up with me if my texts go green.
Also
"What do you mean we can't FaceTime?!"
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LOL my girlfriend told me she would bre... |
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Very, very glad this didn't happen during market hours yesterday.
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Wouldn't the defense stocks shoot up quick?
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Depending on the event, yes. Any direct attack on US territory/protectorates would boost defense companies, and large firms servi... |
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I need a QQQ -3% day plz thx
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How do I short OP?
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How do I buy calls on you shorting OP?
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C D O
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Dogshit wrapped in catshit.
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Do you smell that? Whats that smell?
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Opportunity
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No. Money. I smell ... |
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20% lol
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That's a typical percentage. Also, they won't be taking a fee % of total assets which is the true scam IMO.
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A typical percentage charged by ivy-league educated fund managers. That doesn't mean the retards in this sub deserve to ch... |
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Lmao, mother fucker is so far down the spectrum
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One of us, one of us.
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He is successful. Quit your bullshit
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Until he gets Grime'd out of all his money
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Shareholders don't get grimed out.
And if tha... |
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Why do you say that they won't be profitable? They may be. I don't know about Cash Flow positive. A factory in China and more ramp up will need a lot more money.
We didn't get a clear answer about this. How the hell is Tesla getting to real volume production without even mo... |
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gut wrenching lmao
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this dude blew 300 fortunes. Shit I burned a fan motor up at work and never heard the end of it. I feel awful for the dude, his employees and his clients but, shit how do you have that big of a fund and not have protections to limit los... |
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Big Cheeto Man, aka the Trade Warrior, in the crowd at :19
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Holy shit that's actually him. When I first read this comment, I thought you were saying that OP edited in Trump. But no he is ACTUALLY THERE
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He's in a lot of movies.
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You seem too far in the green for this sub.
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He is going to by a yacht.
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upvote solely for name.
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Thanks faggot.
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don't thank me, thank your parents for the /\ut|sm.
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I tried to th... |
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[Fuck](https://imgur.com/a/rDeXQ11) So I'm working overseas and watching this shit. These asian bois aren't going to be indicative of another red monday for us is it??
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That's what your markets look like when you lose trade wars like a virgin.
Chad America... |
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Sold my 20 SPY259P I bought yesterday at 265 for a slight loss today at 12pm. They are up 1200% as of right now. Time to kms
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dude.
If you're that adverse to loss buy straddle or just buy 1 and ride it to max loss / Max profit.
you lost like what? 500... |
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Jesus christ. He was 27 in that first picture.
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Im 27 right now. This fills me with optimism.
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Yeah but Elon had money at 27
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Pretty sure this was before his PayPal exit
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This is before his PayPal exit.
#... |
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Link to incident? If they did that shit will be the last straw.
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[Here](https://www.forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2018/07/11/papa-johns-founder-john-schnatter-allegedly-used-n-word-on-conference-call/#287574004cfc)
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Ohhh shit... He's a comp... |
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when are you releasing killarys emails?
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secret service just asked my lawyers for an interview - wish i was joking
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Pull your pants down and shit on the floor
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He already did that during his congressional testimony
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No one here brags about being smart. We brag about being retarded.
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Exactly, if we were smart we wouldn't be on here at all
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I only put up with you guys because you’re pretty retarded, but if you think you’re more retarded than me you can g... |
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For the love of god just tell me what to do
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Invest in tech stocks before they go up in price and then don't sell for a lower price than you bought
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What tech stocks would you consider to be undervalued? Or at ... |
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Does NYSE put advertisements on their building often? Or is SnapChat the first?
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They've had an instagram banner on there before, it's mainly for tourists
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Investors, be on the lookout for the biggest IPO of the century: $LGMA
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I would be selling and not buying. Made the mistake when I was starting out to buy calls. Failed pretty much all the time. Selling spreads then moving on to naked puts and calls were a game changer.
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Yeh I know it makes more since to sell with volatility hig... |
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What's that Indian phrase Indians say to American women to get them to show their tits. Seems appropriate right about now.
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open bob and lick vagene
## Speaker_0: ##
There you go! Fuck. It's been bugging me for like two months now.
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What a great way to foster productive conversations in a community
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My exact thoughts. I’m not pro-Trump or pro-Hilary. I simply wanted to have discussions on both. I swiftly got banned for posting in T_D by 9 subreddits and it seems like I have some hidden... |
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You know T12 can last for months right. Means your money is locked up.
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Without going into more detail, you’re an idiot.
http://www.finra.org/investors/alerts/when-trading-stops-halts-suspensions-other-interruptions
“The Securities and Exchange Commissio... |
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> $2 fucking million
lol
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top fucking kek m8
Edit: this is the best birthday present I could ever ask for guys.
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Fucking guy 2 million.
I was pissed I lost 2K listening to you. Kek.
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Do you fucktards realize you can... |
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$65 1/18 calls. $0.23 average cost. How do you not go long online "dating"??
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When did you buy?
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Bought 10 contracts around mid July and then another 5 late July when they dipped to $0.10. No brainer honestly since the FB fears were overblow... |
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If you are so confident why dont you flip $ 6810 into $1.000.000 ?
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On a practical note though, even though the percentile return is the same, it is harder to flip into a million since you can start to encounter liquidity issues - potentially, and liquid... |
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Who else is all in on AAPL $225 8/31
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not i
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You think it's gonna drop?
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How the fuck am I supposed to know
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So then what do I care if you're not in on making tendies tomorrow???
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This is somehow more uncomfortable than a gun
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Somehow..
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There's *something* about it...
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Maybe it's the uncertainty of how successful it will be..
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Personally I want to know if he's a giant puss or if the... |
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I was about to post the same thing. This is exactly the same shit (misleading investors) that got Shkreli fucked for, except Shkreli actually ended up paying his investors back with a decent return.
If she doesn’t face prison time than this just further verifies that Shkre... |
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Ok, social media stock is a bubble.
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Short it then.
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I would if I knew when it was gonna burst.
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That sounds like something a pussy would say.
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yea, and?
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Isn't the entire point of... |
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Take investment advice from a group of people who don't notice when the dollar sign is on the opposite end of the number.
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Hello from r/all, what difference does that make??
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That's a dumb question. Just look it up.
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but yo... |
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It better not just sit flat and fuck over everyone... would be boring.
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Someone needs to have posted a super expensive condor credit spread to make it complete.
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You see the guy that did a really weird attempt at an iron condor? But he fuck... |
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306 or 286 is my guess. i will be buying long dated calls when it bottoms. i have faith that TSLA will shoot back up.
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TSLA is purely hype. They don't sell shit. They have nothing exceptional, except hype. As soon as electric cars get a bit bigger, the othe... |
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That's a 300% return you mongoloid.
On second thought, that makes you even more qualified to start a podcast. Go ahead.
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No, it would be 300% PROFIT. Return is what he gets back, no matter what he put down.
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No. With your way if I put do... |
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all that DD and you don't explain wtf is iCell8
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http://www.wafergen.com/products/icell8-single-cell-system
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do you know anything about single cell analyzers? Why this is better than any of the others from the plethora that is on the m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sad to see. Florida really seems to be having a lot of mass shootings lately...disappointing state of affairs.
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I think an unnerving point is how lax gun control is in FL, I'm not against owning guns exactly, I think they're fun as shit to shoot, but the wa... |
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Q U A L I T Y S H I T P O S T
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ヨ メ 卞 尺 丹 己 廾 工 卞
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I was actually trying to read this in Japans and got very confused
ちみエす
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私も
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私も、ありがとう
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Alright, you lost me.
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SpaceX.
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its a private company
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Yeah just buy stock in it.
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*private company*
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Just buy it? what you don't have a couple billion spare?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump is YOLO'ing the vote.
Really bad news if it goes against him, makes him look great if it passes
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Market will take a dump over the weekend if this fails...
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trump just said whether this bill passes or fails, he's over it and movin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have $3k I’m going to put into something. What does everyone like here? I’m thinking BA or AMZN. Possibly Microsoft
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MSFT imo is the sleeper.
Fuck BA they are a bunch of fuckups.
Corning and Dow Dupont are going to kill it imo.
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I lo... |
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Dumbest thing ever to spend money on.
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Actually it's not that dumb. Consider a $5k ring versus a $5k car. You may get more immediate value out of the car (being able to drive from place to place) but it's value will rapidly depreciate even if you hardly use ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
yoloing isn't investing, you did good kid
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"never invest" is shit advice. you don't lose 99.9% of your portfolio if you "invest" by definition.
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Sure you can.
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talking about $, not emotions
sorry for not clarifying
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Elon trying to one up Papa John by calling a worldwide hero a pedophile.
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This is good for Tesla.
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> TSLA +4.69% premarket
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To be honest, this all makes him seem cocky lately. You could speculate that he's extra confident... |
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Not to mention the $38k+ tax bill that house has
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That's like 1% of assessed value. Pretty normal TBH.
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Look at a $2 million house in Denver, the taxes are like $10k
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My 300k property in Baltimore is 8k in taxes. Ridicu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
APPL calls
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So you think they'll break the resistance before earnings?
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I just made 100% on my nov 17 calls on Friday. Holding for the moment but probably ditch sometime this week
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Before or after earnings?
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Wow some entity sold 1 billion dollars worth of $AMZN right on the closing bell today.
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THANK YOU. I hate these kinds of posts because it’s like people forget that there was also a seller in this transaction.
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Yeah but the difference is... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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Can you see other users while riding?
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Yes you can see their username and picture on the leaderboard. You can "follow" other riders. You can filter the leaderboard to only see people you follow, or people that are certain gender/age groups. You can touch the... |
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scandinavian economies and quality of life on point
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Not having to foot your own defense bill and being remarkably ethnically culturally and religiously homogenous on point
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Not sure why homogeneity of ethnicity is necessary for that.
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Sold my shares right before earnings. AMA
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Will you need a ladder or just chair for $ROPE?
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I prefer $SHOTGUN to my face.
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You'll just fuck up the gun crime stats for the rest of us. Go play in traffic instead or stic... |
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Why'd I buy Ford I'm such a dumbass
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8% dividend?
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Great so if it trades flat I can break even in 2-3 years.
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Wat? If you're just counting dividend, 8% won't get your money back in 2-3 years. If it stays flat, you'll be mat... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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What a fucking idiot. I still cannot believe this tool is our President.
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He’s doing exactly what he promised during the election. Should have been prepped for this
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Like forcing Mexico to pay for the wall? Save the coal industry? Lock up Hi... |
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All you idiots downvoting me can't even get your stories straight about whether they would have gone bankrupt or not. Keep you're delusions away from your money.
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There is a case to be made to not have the GSEs.
Watch the movie it's a Wonderful Life. That ... |
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Go to a different sub-reddit
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can you give me a link
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r/personalfinance go and never come back
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ok. can you at least tell me why you're being so harsh before i never come back
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This sub is about doing th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are you still up now overall? You made $45k or more from this other trade:
[https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9jhmkt/aapl/](https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9jhmkt/aapl/)
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Still up but BABA fucked me really hard...
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I have Charles Schwab too and I had to deal with this a bit ago too. U were marked as a day trader and as a day trader you must have an account minimum of 25k. U don’t owe them anything but it’s a restriction on your day trades. It’s silly the way they show the message
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Behavioral finance in action, bearfags and panicucks are going to cause a correction. But fear not, the long dick of this bull is still raging.
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Here in Canada we are heading right into a recession the government dident step in fast enough people where buy... |
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I met Shaq's cousin, Curtis Jackson, who is actually quite the knowledgeable investor.
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Shaq himself is a good investor. I'm guessing he obviously gets help, maybe from Jackson and others, but his portfolio is actually pretty ridiculous. For instance he got... |
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"Facebook (FB) – The social media’s employees were angry over executive Joel Kaplan's support of Kavanaugh; Facebook stated it ‘made mistakes’. (Newswires)"
What is this world we live in...
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Exactly. “Oh my god, someone high up in our company isn’t a socia... |
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WSB once told me...
You ain't going to hit dat 1000% unless you FD.
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I honestly thinking dividends stocks are the way to go. They help give you more than the percentage they are per year by spreading the dividend yield payments by four times a year. By ... |
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This shit still doesn't make any fucking sense.
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It the user base. It's INSANELY hard to start a social media site and get that kind of following.
It's worth it because of the people, not the product
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I don't care how many people you have ... |
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Keep $10 for a rope you might need it.
TSLA,AMZN,GS all scare me at that price
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EDIT: Put $25k more into JNUG.
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> JNUG
I'm confused. JNUG is for when you don't trust Trump.
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Hedge and so many people shorted it, when th... |
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are all boomers retarded?
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It's a group of people that gave participation trophies to their kids and then blamed their kids for getting participation trophies.
It's a group of people that brainwashed their kids into going tens of thousands of dollars i... |
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Chaturbate tokens
## Speaker_0: ##
Why
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Gotta tip the girls who are dancing next to the Bloomberg TV monitors
## Speaker_1: ##
Please tell me this is a thing
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How else does one day trade?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Me giving stock advice is like the homeless guy outside the gas station giving you advice on liquor.
He absolutely knows what he's talking about in the worst possible way.
Edit: I am not even subbed here and I only come here to mock this sub, but you guys are always good f... |
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Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
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Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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Did you call the guys on r/investing “chads” lmao. Half of this sub makes more than their yearly return on one FD
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They try to seem enlightened by throwing confusing, non sense terms like “risk management” and “consistent growth”
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Haha right... |
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Nice but what inspired you to buy this garbage
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So it’s always been on my TECH watch list. This morning I saw the dip and monitored the volume before I go to work...
if I don’t have to work, I would’ve sold them at $7... anyway I don’t wanna do the round t... |
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https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ctpr1p/update_sister_took_250k_from_mother_with_dementia/
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what the fuck?
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this nigga got murdered
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Well he's also posted in weekendgunnit, so you'd think he'd have... |
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Know the room.
Study says buying an index is fucking boring.
Dude do you live in Morocco? Get the fuck out of here
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Why Morocco?
## Speaker_2: ##
Why not?
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Last week I read about a Moroccan drug dealer and he was investing in land and rea... |
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Sounds like a coordinated missile attack. I wouldn't worry about the markets being down just yet since he's actually doing something well thought out for a change. I was worried about him firing someone. This, the market can handle by Monday's close if not at the open.
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Yeah I learned this on a road trip with the fiancé “wife to be” “”I’m stoned ������.....””
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fiancé is male, but they call me a progressive so i’m totally ok with that
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Yeah way to stoned .....
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no worries
it’s fia... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is funny but why here?
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Because Elon musk triggers half of this sub
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and arouses the other half
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Can confirm, am aroused.
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i got a fear boner
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Scaroused
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Are we invited to Nvidia puts guys yacht this weekend?
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He lost it all
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F
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A
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## Speaker_0: ##
Never, ever do something as stupid as this. I don't understand the thought process of these people, do they like the prospect of losing their homes?
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Meh, Elon promised people to the space and moon. Telsa is not just a stock, it is a religion for these peopl... |
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Great job keeping a serious tone. Most would've burst out laughing after mentioning WSB and weekly options not doing so well.
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“I mean, she got really mad because I’d be yoloing 4/20 OTM $AMD”
I’d say that and lose my shit.
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Could you expla... |
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I was 9 inches deep in your dad
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a little gay tbh
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It's a display of dominance
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I'm the dom!
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F
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## Speaker_0: ##
1. Short every single stock.
2. Vote Trump
3. Cash out your millions within first month of his Presidency.
4. Watch America collapse from the comfort of your yacht.
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Where should I anchor my yacht, Florida Keys or Nantucket?
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Keys, muc... |
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/u/dotme was keeping track of how much we had in RAD. Of course it relied on ppl reporting their positions honestly
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according to the survey, most of us are up
except me
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3.92 here i'm barely up
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3.89 checking in
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Hate people who make these pics. yeh everything is simple with hindsight.
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It’s fucking stupid. Amazon IPO’d at $18 a pop in 97’.
Don’t we all wish we could of jumped on that tendies train?
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Beats my parents sold around 20k of amazon in 2... |
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I'm sure it will be totally unbiased and present all the facts in an honest, objective manner!
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He literally did nothing that more "credible" pharma companies didn't, his biggest crime was shitposting about it.
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He's a rent seeking scumbag. ... |
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This is dumb as hell. The video doesn't show anyone hitting anyone, and the flight attendent gets challenged to a fight not the other way around. A passenger stands up and says "hey buddy, I'll knock you tf out" and then jumps into the aisle and speed walks right up to his f... |
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Hey man, do the Chinese use Taobao or JD.com for their everyday needs?
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most chinese still use tmall for their ecommerce needs. taobao is going international, mainly in southeast asia. I would expect JD to bleed for a while before mounting a real competition... |
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They have a promotion for students for free.. these arent 100m paying subscriptions. Essentially losing money by offering free 2 day shipping for non paying subscriptions. The market is stupid and doesnt think rationally though so 5% boost?
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That's only for... |
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>$90 7/20 call
Holy fuck lmao
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502 contracts is the biggest wtf.
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Maybe OP got a discount on the last 2 contracts for buying over 500.
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You jest but tastyworks caps the commission at $10 for unlimited contracts
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Buy the dip boys, all in on DB ?
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naaaaaah 2008 feelings
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are we fucked? Will we be fucked before Nov. 8th? Can this affect the election?
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> Can this affect the election?
If we are fucked it will affect the elections,... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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I don't get it, three years ago you made a thread saying you were getting $600k in life insurance. What is this picture showing
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420 blaze it faggot
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Where'd the other $180k go
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spent it all on hookers and blow smh
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Congrats , What are you planning on the money now? Any move ?
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Some of it's still invested, a chunk of it's still in NVDA leaps and the rest is sitting in a "high" interest savings account until I figure out where to put it.
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How "high" i... |
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I actually can't believe I'm about to say this but, hes right. Once the tariffs are dropped and trade is negotiated all the money comes back into play and the market moons like a mofo. I truly did not believe this trade war would work but if it keeps going like it is it m... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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lol
Your numbers are almost exact. First position was $24.88 for 40 shares. I'm not really crying over it. All this drama over such a tiny bit of mo... |
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Trade History: https://imgur.com/a/KbfcGlC
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Are you doing a straddle? I see puts and calls
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I buy calls when it’s going up and puts when it’s going down.
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so your actively trading and closing out these FDs same trading day? ... |
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Huaweis presence in the US is nearly non existent i dont see this affecting trade talks.
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You don't understand China, lol. To Chinese, 'face' is everything. You lose face if one of your largest telecom's executives is arrested by a foreign power, especiall... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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Lol theres dozens of us...for now. My sManager fo... |
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Poor boy Buffett owning 5.1% of the biggest company in the world by market cap.
Press F for thoughts and prayers.
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Technically Buffett could have sold at the all-time highs and we wouldn't know yet.
Berkshire's November 18th 13-F reported his Apple share... |
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Up ~30%. Partially thanks to boring ETFs performing well, like VTI / XQQ. But mostly thanks to weed stocks all doubling or tripling.
I learned I only make money when I stop trying to trade. Buy some shit and never sell it, unless it's JD.
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The guy from Seinfeld?
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Ohhh this company's goin' DOWN, Jerry! *gesticulate wildly*
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It's alright, just use it as a write off.
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Naw naw naw see me n' Bob Sacamano...we each took out a payday loan and loaded up on $TSLA pu... |
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Absolutely amazing, quick question, how long did this all take? From $0-2.5 mil? And congrats dude, you’ll be yachting soon.
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started with $200k what will be 3 years ago this fall
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Would you accept an Asian broke college kid as your disci... |
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Currently, 0.43% of my portfolio is in cash.
So like a hundred bucks in cash.
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You could buy 50 shares of RAD and watch your $100 go to $400 if they ever get bought out by Amazon.
Wasted potential smh
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Why would I spend $100 to buy RAD whe... |
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"Take equity out of your home through refinancing and use part of that to pay off credit card debt". Legit heard someone who was an 'investment planner' give me this advice.
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Why would this be bad advice?
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Because you're rolling unsecured ... |
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