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Are you seriously unaware of how we do it here in WSB?
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I think WSB is receiving an influx of noobs...I discovered this sub on Brexit day and you morons convinced me to yolo $50 into MSTX
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$50 is hardly a YOLO gfy
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It is whe... |
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Why does he care so much? If he runs a successful company, the shorts will burn in time.
It’s almost as if he’s initiating excuses for when the company struggles with debt more
“Short sellers are why x, y, z didn’t happen!”
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Unfortunately companies don't ... |
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/r/personalfinance in shambles
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Holy crap your right, the post over there is reading gold. "HOW CAN THEY OFFER 3%?!"
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They’re so confused it’s funny as fuck
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Everything is so planned out over there when something changes eve... |
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Meh... WSJ says it's tax fraud related from 2012-2013, Mueller gotta justify his existence.
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The conspiracy charge isn’t related to the Russia/election probe? Genuinely asking.
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No, nothing to do with election, from several years ago.... |
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did you buy a stock hoping it would "catch a break"?
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I picked up shares at 96.98
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so you have a gain you can take and it seems like you have no faith in this stock and you think it needs luck to win? maybe take the gain and move onto ... |
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For every 100 of these guys you have 1 guy who calls the most random stock to jump 20% and it does. I'll take my chances.
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so what should I do?
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Vix calls
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Keep in mind Vix calls are European calls. Found that out the ha... |
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I'm curious to know if there are any women on this sub at all.
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Hi, I am woman.
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asl? Wanna see my van?
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69/t/Los Angeles, wanna see my 18" dick? Better yet, WANNA FEEL IT?
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Dad?
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I know dem feelz bruh.
http://imgur.com/m1vIPAy
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You're up 1 percent in six months? May as well put it in a tracker fund.
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It's just the shitty graph. I'm actually up 14.4%
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It literally says right there you are up ... |
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it's not a coup. go read a history book or machiavelli, the crown prince is consolidating his power.
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It's typical in Islamic monarchies since the beginning. Islamic law has participle inheritance, so the only way to ensure control of the throne is to kill ... |
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Wait for the bulls to go suicidal after $100B in buybacks isn't enough to draw attention away from piss poor iPhone X sales.
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Selling 100 x $1000 phones is more revenue than a 150 x $600 phone. Or 950 x $100 phones.
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Except Apple only sold... |
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I gave you gold for that post :) .. and put my last 4k on puts for a brexit bet yesterday... you sir are welcome here any time.. your post honestly held weight in my decision to buy puts
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Thanks man glad I could help. If you did it yesterday then you probab... |
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You'll need at least level one to look at the buy and sell orders. Where's that on Robinhood? It's not.
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Robinhood Platinum has Level I, Level II, and Level III
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What is level 3?
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You stick your dick in th... |
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"People are addicted to video game and EA will keep making money."
so $100b market cap?? wait what.
Just saying that reasoning is WSB level, people are addicted to video game but that does not mean EA is the only game company.
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People addicted to crack, tha... |
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Charge your phone.
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I cant. i have to place my phone in a very specific position to charge my phone. Second iphone with this issue. I would buy a new iphone but i thought alibaba was such a steal these past 2 months that I’ve been buying it as much as possib... |
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Goddam GE just die please
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Wtf is happening???
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Same exact position. I hope they become a penny stock.
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Im content with just going back to levels before the ceo swap and balance writedo... |
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This is dumb. Even most republicans are socialists. Every western country these days is a mixed economy (ie. capitalism + socialism).
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Ah yes, the ol' "all government programs are socialism" argument. So tired of this BS on Reddit.
Neither Republicans nor... |
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I think it's time for both Trump and Kim to have on official meeting, put their members on the table and get this billion dollar dick measuring contest over.
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REAL TALK INCOMING If you're here and you identify with any of the brokebois in that thread, you need to close out all your shitty QQQ naked calls or whatever the fuck else it is you "yolo'd" on and invest it in yourself and your job marketability. You will see far greater g... |
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Up $22,000 now.
EDIT: $25,000 now. Whatevs.
EDIT: Now $28,000. So...fuck me, right?
EDIT: Now $31,000. I'm selling in tranches and buying further out on all positions.
EDIT: Now $35,000+ on the day. Still selling and rolling horizontally and vertically.
**FINAL:** finis... |
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All from fb and spy puts. Big run today from buying spy puts 2 hours before fed announcement. Stressful as fuck but was worth it in the end.
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Yes my butt was clenching when right after announcement it went up like 1% LOL
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Yo fr man. When... |
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Tech valuations are insane
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When Facebook bought Instagram for 1B, I was sure of it.
When Facebook paid close to 20B for Whatsapp, I was doubly sure of it.
Still waiting...
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still have no idea what whatsapp is and never heard of anyone us... |
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Meh. I went 10k to 30k in a month. Back to 11k.
Whatever.
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Thats what happens when u YOLO 100% of your money in one stock
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False. That's what happens when you YOLO 100% on a stock and it goes down. Sometimes they go up, faggot.
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Self-made finance billionaire Ken Fisher: This is a classic double bottom scenario. Signals new highs ahead
I want to believe... I want to believe..
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It's only a double bottom if it is bottoming out here.
If it keeps going lower, it was not a double botto... |
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Elizabeth has to be the biggest dumbass i’ve evet meet.
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Implying I would be in her in the first place.
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Wrong comment faggot
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How did this happen
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You're autistic and poor. You're not thinking straight,... |
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she's so f'n pretty
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Thats a block faced Bitch
Shorthair might be a bull dyke
High probablity of going trans male
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>Shorthair might be a bull dyke
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No the loan has no collateral and yes I'm on the spectrum. Been doing straight stocks for over a year now and just started with options when all us Robinhood fags got access two months ago. Mostly swing trades but long AMD, MU, and SPY and short TSLA, SBUX, and GE.
Long AME... |
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honestly thought this was fake... here's the twitter link:
https://twitter.com/brianacton/status/976231995846963201
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"Definitely. Looks lame anyways" - Elon Musk
When asked if the Tesla Facebook page should be deleted too.
SpaceX and Tesla FB page deleted... |
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Low-key not a bad movie tho
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Movie sucked dick.
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I didn't like the ending, I think that stalemate endings to horror movies are uncreative and stupid. I think they did a great job describing the insomnia and how it affected the plot th... |
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Petition to mod this guy. He has had the ups and downs, the spirit to post it (structured), and even a fitting name.
# #modWarrenBuffetsSon
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HALLLLPPPP DO I TAKE JOB HALF MILLION HALP IDKKKH ::::DDDDDDDD WSB HELP WSB
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It really depends on stress to money ratio. Something a pleb has never heard of.
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Exactly plus taxes. I don't want to be doing 80 hour weeks and qualudes when I'd... |
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Words of wisdom from Jack Ma
Lets do our best goys
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someone should post this on laestagecapitalism and get banned
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Better yet, frame it in a way so it seems like you are disagreeing with his statement and watch the whole sub argue about it ... |
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The penalty you pay for not going with a real brokerage.
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seriously.... dump that broker NOW!
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cheap commissions no?
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Cheaper than cheap, free.
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you get what you pay for. they sell your trading activit... |
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Wait .... You lost 70% of your account?
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No, that’s the total loss on this trade
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Sorry for that, what's your style of trading?
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Swing trading. I got busy at work on Friday and didn’t get to sell these.. Rip
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at what percent does the entire economy collapse?
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AT 8 PERCENT??
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE ALREADY AT 4 PERCENT??? AND AT 8, IT'S ARMAGEDDON????
HOW COME NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
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Want me to really blow your mind? I’ve seen bonds wh... |
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Shit's bad when even the libs want the 50s back.
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They hate liberals on lsc, liberal is a dirty word to them
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What’s funny is it’s hard to tell the difference between those fags and liberals
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It's pretty easy actually, you ... |
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Same. Just one share tho, didnt have any other buying power and I’ve banned myself from selling my SQ or MSFT and my new trade funds go to crypto now
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you ARE autistic
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I know, but also ICPT is up 1% already from when I ... |
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There is a nice ass Marriott right across the freeway. It’s where out of town NFL teams stay. Twould take 5 minutes of his life round trip.
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Do you know how many Model 3 could be made?
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About 2.5 in 5 mins
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He needs to be t... |
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Lol @ all of this
Puts on the menu, for every reason besides this
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Then the only thing you’ll be eating is a dish best served cold.
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Cold hard cash? Nothing new for me
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Cold hard cock, definitely nothing new for you
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Wow congrats. What're you going to do with your winnings?
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Lose
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the plan is to gamble it away on wall street. Any sweet YOLO suggestions? This money is burning a hole in my account.
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Wildflower (stock symbol is SUN and ... |
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In the spirit of this, we should have a sub-wide contest to see who can grow $100.00 into the most money in 3 months. Those who end with < $100 are banned.
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Dude. That sounds fun
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I'd participate lol
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I'm down
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I bought an iPhone X, does that mean I helped sales and I should invest in aapl, or am I just autistic for spending that money on a phone rather than 3 shares of TSLA?
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Bro the portrait photos I took with the X are making me kill it on dating apps. Long AAPL... |
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Still waiting on Schwab to hit me up if I was approved. Applied for level 1.
Doing paper trading till. But probably won't have the balls to move past that.
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I got level three. Going to full on YOLO after I do a little more research into options.
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I'll play along.
Explain how you came to the conclusion that the people in WSB are evil. As far as I'm aware, people were just trying to figure out how the bill would impact the market.
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Hypocrisy. There's an upvoted thread dedicated to shit talking the... |
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RIP to a fallen soldier
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Will you *actually* release the Wu-Tang album since Trump won, or were you full of shit the whole time?
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yeah the wu-tang control part of it and i'm not sure they want it out
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AKA "I lied" lol cant even keep your word fuckboy.
You were sure... |
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What a great way to foster productive conversations in a community
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My exact thoughts. I’m not pro-Trump or pro-Hilary. I simply wanted to have discussions on both. I swiftly got banned for posting in T_D by 9 subreddits and it seems like I have some hidden... |
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Ah yes, I too keep a stock of rich-republican-banker-friends. While I lost money the entire year, Now that a bad day finally happened, ill give them a call
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/r/politics is such a garbage sub.
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half of it's commenters can't even vote
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red text great choice
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Yeah well, any other color was unreadable against the background. I'm a fucking noob at memes.
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white text with a black outline bro
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What an idiot!
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Hey man, I bet he and most of... |
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why are you people trading on the american market? Have you not looked into outsourcing your girlfriends from the emerging markets? I highly recommend looking to Vietnam or South America to grab absolute bargains.
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Underrated comment. American women a... |
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I'm fucking retarded but how does bond yield increasing affect equities
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�� risk free return = ☹️ equity risk premium
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So money gets dumped out of equities and into bonds huh.
What you're saying is go long on a 16x levered ETF, essential... |
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What’s crazy to me is that AI has to be 100% perfect for us to accept it, meanwhile 3000 people die a day in car crashes caused by humans ��
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I think the concern is that there are relatively few driverless cars out there, so you have to look at more than jus... |
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That comment by SealClub and the fact it came to fruition is fucking gold.
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Gotta give the man the credit he deserves for giving me the idea, but I keep the post karma u/SealCub-ClubbingClub
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Paging u/SealCub-ClubbingClub
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Good investment. Once Kim joins the free world, he'll want to buy his website from you. You'll be rolling in North Korean concubines and gochujang flavored tendies.
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Or he’ll just kill him and take it.
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Butt fuck op to death
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Lol if you took his advice you deserved to lose your money
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My dad earns about 500k a year and actually listens to Jim Cramer. "I consult many different sources including Jim Cramer and Zacks and invest when there's an agreement".
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Does he ... |
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Did you seriously go to Costco just to take this picture?
You already told us you don't have any money or credit left.
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1) Yes
2) I will after I win this trade
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I seriously hope to fuck this pays off for you. I really think you should ha... |
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Long $TSLA
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What the actual fuck is wrong with this subreddit. Shit like this is the only reason I'm subbed.
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Shit like this is making me want to unsub. I miss the days of people actually blowing their money instead of stupid posts like this
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nobody fucking wants american made cars holy fuck
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The most American made car is a fucking Toyota.
He really doesn't have the first clue what he's talking about
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Stupidest pres ever. SAD!
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He wants american branded cars, ... |
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He should take all of his questions over to /r/twoxchromosones
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"this new healthcare bill will literally kill people"
*5 minutes later*
"I just had my 10th abortion, and i'm proud of it!"
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What bothers me about that isn't that she's had te... |
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Of course. How else would I save my $11?
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Will this work on the 50 cents of dividends I received???
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ALL i MAD E WAS 12 MILLion CENTS
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That is $120,000
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How'd you figure that out so fast? Are you some ki... |
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I've probably lost over 20k at some point. I'm on my way to make all of it back and more this year, though. That's called stock trading "tuition". Some things you have to learn the hard way. I still have loss carryovers that I may actually get to use up this year.
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Lots of market participants that haven't seen a market correction or bear market, it will be interesting for sure. A whole new generation will learn that there's no such thing as a free lunch.
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We haven't even seen a 20% pullback in 10 years. This is unpr... |
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Jesus dude you put down $8k on 10% OTM puts?
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Bet you he does it again next time because he didn't learn his lesson properly: Netflix would've had to drop a lot more than 10% for him to make anything
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Not necessarily cause his expiry was Nov... |
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of course they timed the Flynn shit to be on the same day as the senate vote
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I 100 percent believe this is true
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This is positioning by Mueller to prevent Trump from firing him. Markets aren't even down 1% on an unsubstantiated ABC repo... |
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Nigga got $1. Lololol
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Hey that's 100 pennies
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Good Bot
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I'm... I'm..... Not a bot. I'm a real boy.
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Ya that’s why you made it
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Recently single and lookin' to try somethin' new
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Holy shit, that flair
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You always have to be careful with what you say on this subreddit...the mods are omniscient, and will brand a scarlet A on y... |
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He's really taking the whole Tony Stark look to heart.
Bankruptcy and all apparently.
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> Bankruptcy and all apparently.
Fake news; Guy's balling harder than ever. It's the TSLA shorts who are worried about bankruptcy.
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Also the oil ... |
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Disney is down 2% premarket. What part of the deal don't investors like ? It was rumored between 60-75billion so I figured the 52b price tag would push Disney up
Edit: at 810 est it's back to level
Edit 2: close out my position at the day high on my option for 300% gains... |
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Msft to rise another dollar today??
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It's been bullflag after bullflag this week
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Bognadoff, he thinks he’s in. Domp et
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Try me bitch lmao
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Before I was a wsb degenerate I only traded with stocks. I t... |
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uh...they fucking wouldn't have bought that system if it wasn't working.
people aren't gonna go "omg RTN actually makes shit that works" suddenly , and it will cause some massive +10% spike tomorrow. get fucking real.
Real news would have been it FAILING to shoot down. T... |
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Next stop - $1,600. Or possibly a stock split to boost volume but I doubt it.
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Yeah they’ll never split.
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Why's that? They've split in the past multiple times.
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Pretty sure the last one was 1999... They want this to be ... |
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As if I can afford anything but some cheap chinaphone
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Implying that the iPhone isn’t a Chinaphone
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*cheap* Chinaphone
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You can get a high quality iPhone 3 on ebay for 20 bucks. Very hip
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So long $AAPL?
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I think WSB underestimates China’s geopolitical goals and the power that the US wields over China.
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I think you overestimated dotard’s intelligence
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>unironically calling Trump "dotard"
Top kek
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Does NYSE put advertisements on their building often? Or is SnapChat the first?
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Mostly IPO’s. This is straight up market manipulation.
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I used to work on that block. This was from the IPO.
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I can assure you this was Mon... |
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The worst part about this is that Elon has created a new /r/latestagecapitalism subscriber.
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Here come the downvotes: some of the issues they shine a light on are genuine problems with our society. Shit like a wave of plastic hitting the DR or a mother givi... |
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It better not just sit flat and fuck over everyone... would be boring.
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Someone needs to have posted a super expensive condor credit spread to make it complete.
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You see the guy that did a really weird attempt at an iron condor? But he fuck... |
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Some companies are for nonprofit.
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Tesla isn't a nonprofit by choice.
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Yes they are, this is a strategy. Just like amazon did the last 15 years. It’s intentional.
## Speaker_3: ##
Except Amazon could actually deliver a product.
## Speake... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why?
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S&P is boring and I'm 26. If I really have to I'll just go back to work and make more money. If it works out then my retirement will go from lean to pretty decent.
I'm halfway confident in my skills to hold even if I'm underwater. I don't see this... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
#GOLD
Always believe in your soul
## Speaker_1: ##
You're indestructible!
## Walls1337bot: ##
#GOLDOR
## Speaker_2: ##
Hold the gold?
## Walls1337bot: ##
GOLD THE DOOR!
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can't wait for Waymo to start printing money for Google. They're going all in on it and nobody's talking about it (except the odd MorStan mention) which is perfect for buying the fucking dip. Once the msm starts picking up on how far ahead Waymo is...
## Walls1337bot: ##
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## Speaker_0: ##
investment opportunity: one time cost of a bullet may be more expensive than a bag of ramen but it's a price you only have to pay once!
## Walls1337bot: ##
I can’t even afford that. Account be negative.
I can’t get a margin call if my phone is off right?
## Speaker_0: ##
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Huh, looks like I'm banned from there
## Speaker_1: ##
sucks man. You are missing out on shitty leftist memes. some of them are actually funny.
## Speaker_2: ##
>leftist memes
>funny
pick one.
## Speaker_3: ##
Im with her!
## Walls1337bot: ##
How does your stude... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Now imagine if those shares were FDs
## Speaker_1: ##
What’s FD bro?
## Speaker_2: ##
Faggot's delight.
## Speaker_1: ##
Why are they faggots delight? Cuz risk is high?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah, and because you’re asking to get fucked in the ass.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Incels found a new home
## Speaker_1: ##
It's really kinda sad. I love games, it's one of my favorite things next to trading and playing the stock market game, but these people are just... So delusional and just financially illiterate.
## Speaker_2: ##
Couldn't agree more.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
His whole life savings was worth 6,000 fidget spinners at wholesale?
That's like $1,000 no?
## Speaker_1: ##
Aren't fidget spinners like 5 bucks?
## Walls1337bot: ##
that's the street price. if you import it wholesale its probably cheaper.
## Speaker_2: ##
So what you'r... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is all fun and games until April 2019 when you have a monthly payment on top of ~$8k in taxes that you didn't plan on. Best of luck OP.
## Speaker_1: ##
If OP doesn’t immediately pay off the loan and put away the 8k taxes he deserves to lose everything
## Speaker_2: #... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Disagree with this bullshit, Tesla is a long hold until Elon steps down as CEO to focus on SpaceX full time.
## Speaker_1: ##
yes. omg imagine the ipo for spacex. gonna be insane.
## Speaker_2: ##
He said that he wants to hold off on ipo for spaceX as long as possible to... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
297.5
## Speaker_1: ##
For 10/4?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yea
## Speaker_1: ##
Isn’t the theta and IV insane on those?
## Walls1337bot: ##
OFC
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## Speaker_0: ##
nobody fucking wants american made cars holy fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
He also apparently didn't get the memo about the majority of car factories moving out of the US in the past 10 years.
## Speaker_2: ##
...uhhh that's precisely why he is doing this
## Speaker_3: ##
This d... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Suit up and apply for Amazon CEO, easy gains!
## Speaker_1: ##
I wish it was that easy , I don't think I'm good enough to replace elon musk
## Speaker_2: ##
Because this sub is full of actual retards I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
## Speaker_3: ##
Based on the tit... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
"Research"... Looking at calculators of what max profit could be if everything goes above ATH
## Speaker_1: ##
probably the same research half the people on the sub did for MU. just calculated what their calls would be worth when MU went to $100
## Speaker_2: ##
"when" lol... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"WHEN the bonds fail..."
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm sorry, you want to bet against the housing market and you're worried WE won't pay YOU?
## Speaker_0: ##
(mumbling) yes yes thats correct yes.
## Speaker_1: ##
Even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about Wall Street or finance or ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Get a decent $150-200k sailboat. Those things are baller and alot more fun than a motorized yacht for triple the cost.
Then take $100k and use it to beef up the interior, sound system, cocaine stock, and liquor cabinet.
Girls (or guys fuck idk what u do with ur dick) wil... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Devos sucks. Her answers to simple education and academic questions are retarded. I can't even
## Speaker_1: ##
It's a tragedy she was appointed. No doubt about that. It truly shows that money buys power. The education system is going to be worse off.
## Speaker_2: ##
>... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Terrorists are more likely to target an airline that is perceived to be anti-Muslim. So the argument should be "short Delta". Normal muslims avoiding it is irrelevant since they don't bomb planes.
## Speaker_1: ##
fuck you, got a flight with delta on saturday....
## Walls1... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
lmao wtf is this shit
## Speaker_1: ##
The result of brainwashing on a young mind.
## Speaker_2: ##
Original video is with a man dressed as a bunny. This is Photoshop, very good Photoshop.
## Speaker_1: ##
Well don’t I just look like an idiot then.
## Walls1337bot: ##
A... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I remember when this sub was at 15.000 users or so when this kid turned 10k into 250k in timespan of six weeks. He posted all of his trades and they all went to the frontpage. Before you knew it this sub had 200k subscribers and a lot of newbies who didn't know the first thi... |
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