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Greatest buying opportunity of my young trading career. Please do not bankrupt me mr. trump
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A 1.8% drop?
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yes
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The S&P was lower than this three and a half weeks ago.
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Give him a break. He starte... |
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His name was Martin Shkreli
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His name was Martin Shkreli
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Him name was Martin Shkreli
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Him name was Martin Shkreli
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His name was Martin Shkreli.
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You made the 218 percent on TVIX how? Isn't it at all time low.
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That's my general returns
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Holy shit how did you make that much in 3 months?
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I'm up 14k in 2 months.... it's been a good year.
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I'm up $... |
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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He won’t serve the full 7. But this is bullshit, way way too harsh.
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There is no parole in the federal system anymore. He can get credit fo... |
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I was all in on the inverse too. Fuck all of you faggots
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What'd you buy?
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$2,000+ worth of Netflix
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Stock?
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No, monthly subscriptions you retard.
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Lmfao
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I wish I understood why people liked Tumblr. I'd just make my own porn-friendly version of it now.
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It’s probably the single best porn curator out there.
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Really? I'm skeptical, but I don't know enough about the site to dispute it. How is i... |
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Its not letting me withdraw!!!1!!!11! Fuck Robinhood I knew they stole money from me!!11!!1!
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U gotta deposit funds first
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No I did I deposited $500 but I accidentally clicked buy on RAD and it won't let me refund my shares!!!1!1!1!!
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Holy God in heaven. Miraculous. Congratulations on changing your whole life fren. You can now buy a house with .5 acre yard in the suburbs with cash.
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Best advice in thread. Please do it op. Plenty of deals on auction.com or Hubzu.com
You can prob fin... |
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Can we just continue to cut rates whenever the economy is a bit shaky?
Do we end up with -20% 50 years from now or how does this work?
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does anyone have any better ideas
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We let the cyclical market be cyclical.
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B..but..the... |
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How do you like robinhood? What are the fees like?
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No fees for the basic account.
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Where do they make money? Just on the premium accounts?
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They sell data and trades to the hedgies.
https://startupsventurecapital.com/robin... |
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He drew some lines and arrows so it must be true!
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THROW THE BONES, SUMMON THE MAGIC LINES AND DOTS.
SHOW US THE FUTURE MAGIC INDICATORS
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Like I said yesterday....learn to read tarot cards and you'll quickly learn that you can make anythin... |
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depends on your holdings and your time horizon
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I was gonna sell everything at limit 5 dollars lower than things are and eat the loss. Its looking like the markets going to crash tomorrow.
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When did you buy in? It’s been going down, it’s not... |
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This sub has rules against penny stocks my man, but seeing as this is a shitpost maybe they'll allow it.
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But this is the next Priceline...
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lol I mean I would fucking love to hear that this shit goes to $5 and OP goes and buys a mansion, a ... |
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Sir this is Chuck E Cheese
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I'm still upset Chuck E Cheese threw out their plan to go public this year
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Dont short the mouse
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Unless it’s Disney
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Wait you mean Disney+ isnt going to be the next Netflix... |
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Probably the best use of this meme I've ever seen
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I am bleeding, making me the victor.
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Kung Pow memes on rise, calls $YUM
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NEO... Da Na Na Na Na...
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Shoulda gone with A...
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user reports:
3: Spineless Faggot
3: Fucking Poser
2: Spam
1: Pedophilia
1: can we nuke this thread before wsb turns into a political sub
1: political
1: I'm not fond of the title.
1: gulag
1: please delete this shit, fucking r/all bullshit being spewed ... |
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What strikes are you thinking about? The premiums on the January 2020 calls are a bit high for my poor man's portfolio. Are you thinking of some that are way OTM?
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June 2020 $155 calls.
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!!@#% $155 !!
are you out of your mind!!??
Here ... |
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The article doesn’t say much but fuck it I have to believe
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> China’s Vice Minister of Commerce Wang Shouwen called on his U.S. counterparts to resolve the conflict through a new round of bilateral negotiations.
\^ This is what we care about. They are... |
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is he still a cuck if he pays men large amounts of money to fuck his wife?
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Yes. Plus being a findom-sub
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I was reading about fin-dom today. That is some weird, wild shit. If I blow up my trading account, my plan b is to get into that. I'... |
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NAAAAK, GOOOOOOOO
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Averaged down to 4.48 with about 70% of my account, so about $20 on the line
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How fucking long have you been bag holding this man?!
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Since about two days before it dropped
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The last ... |
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Lol it's called binary forex, and it's straight up gambling. A guy in University tried to get a bunch of us started in it. He tried to sell it to everyone as investing.
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Yes. That's what he mentioned. Can you tell me more?
The cat claims to be 82%ish accura... |
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I had no idea Michael Cohen graduated from one of the worst law schools in the country (Thomas M. Cooley Law School in Lansing Michigan). Trump really does get the best people.
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Why is that school supposedly so bad?
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It's the University of ... |
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Is there a place to view where you're banned? I'm starting to lose count.
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You're probably banned from r/offmychest . I was banned before I even knew it existed.
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I'm banned from /r/offmychest too. Ah well. I got many alt-accounts if I wan... |
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Just wait until your wife leaves fag
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is that what happen to you?
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In the 2008ish crash. She invested in a pro hockey player instead. All good though, you will learn other girls are out there and they are willing to do cooler things to... |
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[pretty sure I'm gonna get banned too](http://imgur.com/a/YDGQ7)
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I'm not an entitled pussy; can you explain to me why you'd get banned? Is it because you have a job?
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Conflicting ideology....liberals just try to silence anyone who disagrees... |
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And I always catch this shit a day late. It's always some dude making off with 3000% gains and I'm still sitting here with my thumb up my ass looking like Elmer Fudd getting tricked by Bugs in drag.
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My question is how they know, because no one is sitting ar... |
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I saw this post. The suggestion from that thread was to buy CD with 2% annual interest
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index funds were too risky
everyone who suggested them got downvoted
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Index funds risky?
Christ do these people freak out over loosing pocket change... |
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The California effect?
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I dont understand how that law isnt illegal
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It is. Jerry Brown basically said as much. He pretty much signed it just to send a message, but I guarantee you he knows it'll likely be ruled unconstitutional
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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I wonder how much Gates and Buffett would be worth if they didn’t give anything away
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Buffett is easy to calc at approximately $250B(47% of Berkshire plus a personal account of maybe $10-$15B). Gates would be like $180B with 25% of MSFT plus reinvested divid... |
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The perfect portfolio is 100% long amazon. Change my mind.
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Well you post on reddit so I know you're a scrub that can't afford to hedge any Amazon position. Since an option hedge would require a 100 share position, which would be 150 grand at these levels, I... |
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No shit. This is Wall Street, not r/LateStageCapitalism
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What are you trying to say
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Me and the alcohol are trying to say that working more than five days a week is totally fine so let's get those markets open, unlike those wackos over at... |
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how do you get access to these reports? is this like a premium feature they offer their clients
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Probably has a financial adviser from GS, I get the same thing from Wells Fargo.
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Wells fargo fuck yourself.
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FUCK WELLS FAR... |
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Weird to me that WSB dislikes cryptocurrencies so much, volatile as fuck and tradable with minimal fees.
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I find it really odd too. There's so much money to be made but anyone who brings it up gets downvoted hard.
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> There's so much mone... |
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!ba
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Tickers have to be capitalized. Should have mentioned that.
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Why?
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I coded it that way to avoid confusion, and because tickers are generally capitalized.
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!Good call! !I always start and end sentence... |
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If it does go over 60, proof or ban
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The WSB version of clutch or kick
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Or pluma o plata
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*plata o plomo
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Soy un gringo americano. Me falta mucho practico en los años pasados.
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iQue Ca... |
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Trump offering US farm subsidies, shows he’s serious about tariffs.
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where did you see this? I don't see anything on the news...
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It was all over CNBC 30 min ago
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You think I can afford cable?
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It's on... |
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My portfolio is 100% diversified in these 3.
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Rip in peace
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rest in peace in peace
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That's the joke bud
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way over my head... i need to give up.
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It's okay friend!!
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Why not do options bro? You could make a shit load from it.
Good gains tho broski
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Cuz, I'm doing fine the way I'm going. When I'm at 10 digits in my account I'll start fucking around with options.
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Dis guy. 10 digits.
Options are pretty ... |
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Not to mention the $38k+ tax bill that house has
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That's like 1% of assessed value. Pretty normal TBH.
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Is that house really worth almost $4 mil?
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No, like 2 mil. You can look up the address and see the listing from the ... |
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i'll have my testicles removed for the highest bid over $300k to fund my robin hood account.
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I'll do it for $299k.
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i'll accept your offer. wire me the funds?
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shit did i just get art of the dealed
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Big,... |
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You either have Fuck YOU money or balls bigger than Justified's, maybe both... good for you, faggot
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I haven’t added to my portfolio since $30k I just made two good trades. All of this is “FU” money I guess, I pretend it isn’t real.
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I woul... |
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What was your thesis that volatility would fall a week before Brexit?
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Probably weed or bath salts
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Also some of that K2 spice and watermelon flavored Mr. nice Guy from the gas station
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Eww who goes inside gas stations
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split the 500,000,000 into dozens of accounts, real estate, various investments, gold, etc.
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or just into a single FD. you either lose it all or become the richest man alive.
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What is FD
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you must be new here.
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Did you go all in with the $24k?
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No I had 25 puts I held over the weekend and bought 158p when QQQ peaked today
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And that took all the fund in your account, right?
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Less than 50%
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So that’s 100% return. I ... |
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So it’s possible....
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$300 to $7000 in a week
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what moves did you make to get there?
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To get to -99%, buying calls. To get from there to +30%, buying puts. Biggest W was my QQQ 156p today I bought before the Fed announcemen... |
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What are you actually suggesting like AAPL has been shorting their own stock to drive it down so they can buy it back cheaper? That’s some WSB shit if I ever heard it
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Now that you mention it, that's not a bad idea.
But seriously, isn't this quarter Apple... |
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RIP my AAPL calls.
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I bought at the peak yesterday and realized how stupid it was. Should've sold at the run up around 3PM.
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Ya that was not fun. I'm still holding though, expiration is next week.
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Mine expires on Jun... |
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Right, because we should all listen when investment banks tell us to buy shares.
I mean, they've been known to have retail traders best interest at heart most of the time right??
Seriously though, Don't be so naive to forget that these are the main guys whose greed pl... |
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Who wants to be the guy who just has a ETF or the guy who is creating businesses and dealing with people instead? How else did he get to bang so many attractive women?
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>How else did he get to bang so many attractive women?
I mean, he pays for them.
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Looks like $SNAP is next on the chopping block...
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God I hope so, fuck Snapchat
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I don’t get the hate for Snapchat. It’s a nude delivery service, thots love it
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That’s some rock solid fundamental analysis. $SNAP to $100... |
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Yo what the fuck
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“You used your “phone a friend” lifeline to ask your grandmother for $15”
Holy fuck hahahahaha
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I'm sure glad we're using homophobia casually again like it's cool. Does that mean I can go back to casually calling people ni... |
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Because OTM is higher risk higher reward and we’re gambling addicts
Edit: and we’re poor so we can only afford fds
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Can barely afford rent
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Can barley afford child support let alone rent
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My fridge is literally empty.
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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This kids going places
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yeah your moms house
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Yeah, it's incredible how successful his landscaping business has grown. Kids got talent randy
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yeah he's gonna landscape your mom
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proof this isn't a paper account f4gg05
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http://imgur.com/a/pN2Da
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seems like a bad time to put so much on the line with the health care stuff but yolo
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Earnings & guidance should easily wipe out any negativity enc... |
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I think both trump and xi have no choice but to come to an agreement at the g20. trump has to if he wants the market to turn around to get reelected and xi bc china market has tanked for an entire year. with that being said.. calls
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Trump only cares about ho... |
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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Grimes could literally be the greatest threat to humanity right now, could set us back decades, much more than hitler ever could. If we dont break them up she will be the end of papa musk.
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They broke up
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No theyre back together since like 2... |
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If it were all really part of such a nuanced intelligent plan by a very stable genius, you might think he could get it across without freaking everyone out
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“I don’t agree with President Trump on a whole lot, but today I want to give him a big pat on the bac... |
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Thank god these dumb fucks don't have any governmental power they would be the death of modern society
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Democrats?
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They have barely any power left. They will lose Virginia today as well.
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Hahahaha
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What i... |
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https://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/473/loopholes
Just going to leave this here
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why did you leave this here? unattended links will be destroyed.
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Someone said something about shorting someones life. This is an obvious rel... |
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http://imgur.com/984Ejw9
I kick myself everyday.
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nothing wrong with it when used right. For squirreling money into the market over time it's probably the best choice actually.
Problem is when 12 year old think they are going to day trade their $300 into millions on it.
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Oddly enough, I actually traded $... |
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He's still CEO tho
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But now the board could fire him. Before they did not have the power. Then he really is green goblin.
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Like you’re going to fire the worlds most popular & arguably best engineer.
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If he fucks up aga... |
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annnd of course it’s real
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uhg, I thought this was an uncreative meme... well guys if anyone needs me I'll be trying to make friends with somone on /r/preppers and liquidating all my assets into gold bars
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don't forget to shoot an immigrant ... |
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*Excuse me, can you repeat your question please? Impacted by what?* I Haven't laughed this much since 1992.
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Hijacking top comment:
You can listen to it [here](http://edge.media-server.com/m/p/exmuixjk/lan/en) at around 36:40
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Not if I hav... |
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>Protect women & girls' rights
When you know damn well a tariff agreement has nothing to do with sociopolitical issues but you gotta get that SJW bit in.
Edit: What have you done to my flair
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My favorite part is that he was JUST exposed as a groper ... |
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If it's real make sure you put money away for taxes. Uncle Sam gonna want his.
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He got into the top tax bracket literally overnight. [edit: actually shot up a couple tax brackets, the highest is a little farther up]
451k - 57k = 394k
30% * 394 = $118k taxe... |
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Nah, I'm waiting on the Chinese to come up with their own version of Costco.
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They haven't come up with there own Walmart or 7 11 yet!
For what is worth they haven't even been able to come up with thier own toilet yet!
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it's crazy how succe... |
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JFK dad was IRL Tywin Lannister.
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He REALLY was Tywin. Super critical of his kids. Literally got a lobotomy on his daughter Rosemary because she was really sexual.
Literlly causes his oldest son Joe to go try and be a war hero. He died on missions trying ... |
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I'm in my bed browsing wsb
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Same
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Same bed*
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Don't judge. What do you think faggots delight really means haha
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Gayness in the anus?
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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That Start Over button is going to come handy soon when you mature from Robinfag and learn what options are.
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What would be the next step after Robinhood?
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idk I wasn't born gay
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So you chose to be gay?
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the... |
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everyone knows you can lose more than 100% with options
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Only if you short an option
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Well I didn't, so....?
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That's probably an error dude it's mathematically impossible to lose more than your premium if you buy an optio... |
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I bought in hard. A guy with a van can't destroy 2% of the economy.
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But a chetto with a Twitter can
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Trade war is good and easy to win
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����but what about all those posts here about how we won the trade war? Like that one “it’s just liberal bullshit” Always Sunny meme? Right? We won!
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We're beating China. We're not really succeeding, but we... |
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I started swing trading three years ago, and day trading about two years ago.
Went full time back in August. It got to the point that I was taking PTO to trade because the money was better trading than working my job. Once I started realizing fairly consistent gains, I knew... |
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> Wayne has stated that he does not regret selling his share of the company as he made the "best decision with the information available to me at the time".[10] He also said he felt the Apple enterprise "would be successful, but at the same time there would be significant... |
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I tell men all the time u want to be rich and be financially free simple, save. Dont have kids parasites that just feed off your net worth and don't get married so they cant take half your net worth.
That woman is about to rape u in court and take all the money u have w... |
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She was trying to fly first class. Those tickets are exponentially higher than coach
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Unlimited woodfords though. Also physical separation from the unwashed masses which is always worth it.
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I never understand why they seat them first th... |
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Feb 130 expiring today was up 131,000%
$250 at yesterday's last price would have turned to $327,750
fuuuuuuuuckkkk
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No biggie. What if you YOLO'd it with $50k.
You'd have $65 *million*.
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No one's going to buy 65 million dollars worth of l... |
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Black Friday came early this year. What's everyone looking at?
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Loaded the fuck up on $100 Microsoft 2020 calls, and Apple 2021 $200 calls. Gonna uninstall until December or something
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is there any point in buying calls that are already abo... |
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What did he do
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Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about the stock market. Can you explain what shoring a stock means?
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>I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about... |
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
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He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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what m... |
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This company has caused me much grief. As someone who entered the market around the age of 13 (am only 22), I saw pre-crash and post-crash life. I invested smart and held long.
...then I got introduced to options. Lost whatever I gained from investing long, lost more and ... |
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Wait this is real? I thought it was too perfect to be true. Shows what their browser history algo can do
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I'll take that as a compliment.
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He still doesn't see the promoted by part
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I imagine he picks stocks with a dart boa... |
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This is actually kinda pathetic
"My analysis"
That kind of arrogance will lose u a lot of money
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It was an analysis for a class, it's not like I'm sitting here thinking I figured out the stock market, I made an algorithm between CEOs and stock prices tha... |
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WHY do you guys have to ruin the one position I didn't disclose here?
Whenever shit gets pumped on here its destined to be doomed. Doomed I say, DOOMED!!
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Better buying diapers today so u don’t mess ur bed when you wake up tomorrow.
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My we... |
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Everyone knows gun buy backs dont work. People just sell back their broken shit and then use the free money to go buy brand new guns.
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It worked well in the Uk and Australia. In Ireland the local militia decommissioned thousands of guys and caches of explosi... |
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Just wait for AMZN to touch red. When an 800B company has 100% eps beat then GDP growth is announced as best its been in 4 years and it still goes red there is a yuuge problem developing
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Yooo already down to 1817. We really gonna finish red huh??
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why u think its bogus? just want to know whats the reasoning. this dip looks lucrative
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Last time this happend it was Manafort. then the time before it was Comey's testimony...this is a nothing burger. Flynn's own statement says no treason happened, only tha... |
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jack ma looks like hes in the second stage of an Animorphs cover
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His skull is pretty big, likely a large brain. High IQ, no surprise there
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You haven't seen the interview with Elon Music and Jack Ma, have you ? Its painful how ignorant this... |
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You guys realize he knows exactly what he's doing and is just a massive troll.. right?
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Probably.
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I think he works a trading desk somewhere.
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Canada I think
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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First column:
- new snapchat
Better than wechat?
- new Facebook
Following renren?
- new Zillow
Chinese real estate is on fire
- new Expedia
Chinese tourism is prospering
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Second column:
Chinese serverside file storag... |
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