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Donnie The GOAT Trump. We are not worthy of this blessing the heavens have bestowed upon us, while we purge the weak hands the glory of America is becoming great again
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That feel when you know they're not being sarcastic.
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MAGA MOTHERFUCK... |
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He didnt outpace inflation. This is econ 101. He gained dollars but lost value. Should have invested in MU i... |
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Damn I donno how to react. What a crazy world we live in where biotech clashes with gangsta rappers.
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What a beautiful time to be alive.
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As long as we can all realize that this is satire. Let's not turn the world into one big fucking jo... |
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I thought buying 425 shares at 12.91 was a good idea. Hold me.
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I'm holding 2000 shares @ 13.62 average. Fucking kill me.
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It’ll recover.
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I know. That's why I've been averaging down, bro, with the "lend me some rope" ... |
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I actually have Snap 12/21 $3 puts. They're up 2x
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That's pretty ambitious but I could see it happening at this rate.
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Nah I was just cheap and didn't understand liquidity of options. Rationale was to find the cheapest option. 10 calls for ... |
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That just sounds like capitalism with extra steps.
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Our friends are still learning the benefits of efficiency
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Yes. So efficient that private industry and the banking system as a whole need to be completely propped up by government once ev... |
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What was your strategy?
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- short term - get in, get out - nice profit, SOLD
- don't commit 100% of funds, always have cash
- pair trades - I'd be long MS calls but have some puts on the XLF
- take a break (1-2 days) and don't trade when I kept making wron... |
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#note to anyone from /r/all
> What is he trading?
They are called stock [options](http://www.investopedia.com/university/options/). In the same way your employer might give you the *right to buy stock at a low price,* OP bought a "put option," giving him the *right to ... |
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If this is true...well... Jesus!
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I think it’s misleading. She had previous marketing experience at NBC and CBS before she went to GE. She wasn’t actually learning the ropes but rather trying to “get back to basics “ as another commenter said.
Not that it ... |
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If these Dominos calls don't make me money, I'm switching to pizza hut for the rest of my life.
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Ugh who eats at either?
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People that don't live in the North East and don't have access to real pizza.
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True, but when I l... |
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Up over 50% here
Edit: 70% now
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How long you plan on holding? Thursday and Friday are usually bloody with low volume...
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Not sure, I might just ride it out with a stop limit to lock in gains. If it goes back over 13 I'd be out. 17 St... |
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I'm betting from that 20 year old that "made" like 375k today off a yolo
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That screenshot was about as real as Barry Soetoro's birth certificate.
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Yeah, it's hard to say. He obviously knows almost nothing about options and his story is sketc... |
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290 high profile families will NOT be having tendies tonight.
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real rich people don't change their lifestyle because they lost only 1M
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They also don't invest in chumps like him.
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wasnt he a former chad. I mean in the video ... |
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“Sorry my son did something on my phone”
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What's really sad is both Microsoft and Apple had to allocate many, many millions to a fund to those who complain. You could effectively commit millions in fraud and get away with it this way. Not that I encourage it... |
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This shit is starting to feel like actual work
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Try doing it while losing money
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No
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Did you make money today?
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Yeah, I sold my puts from the morning at 259 and then unloaded the calls from Friday th... |
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All i can think of is the dude who borrowed $200k+ to buy Tesla shares waiting for the $420 buyout
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If he's not a weakhanded chode, he going to make a fuck ton of $$$ after 3Q earnings.
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One would think you would be tired of being so w... |
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Ur boi is a fuckin stable genius. He inherited Obama's bull market and may be cratering it.
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Obanga never had a bull market. Just his election alone plunged the US into one of the worse elections of all time. In contrast to Trump who ushered us into the gre... |
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Everything you need to know about GS: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-great-american-bubble-machine-20100405
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A president could win my vote on the sole promise of firing the Sherman Anti-Trust cannon at them.
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If only the ave... |
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You're an idiot for trading that. T12 baby
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I only dumped $100 into the garbage bin. Movies for 10 hours cost more, this is much more entertaining. Bought some yolo calls for $40 that were up ~450%, but alas
Seems like rice is back on the menu boys
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How can he possibly make a profit with so few screens?
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Just because hes a trader, doesnt necessarily mean he is a *good* trader.
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Hopefully he is a good dad
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OPs dad's reaction when he asks his dad if he wants to have a cat... |
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FCF over $2B
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Guidance aside, how are you feeling about posted numbers? I will be honest not sure what you are referring to with FCF
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free cash flow. numbers are fine, I don't know why people expect a big beat when they modified guidance th... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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Why'd you cut out the part where he walks past the 'total bankruptcy' sign and into oncoming traffic?
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Haha what's the source? I want to giggle through my tear flavored tendies.
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He photoshopped the wording on the signs. That's not from the... |
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Buy stocks of companies who make popular esports games. Tencent owns league of legends. Activision blizzard for overwater + hearthstone. Nintendo for smash bros. Etc.
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Thank you!!
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people still buying now at 308
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Well it's 310 now
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How the fuck is this thing still rising? What the buyers fucking on? I now can say i don’t understand this stock anymore.
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Keep in mind that they will probably have their f... |
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Bought Shopify Puts. Then sold out next day got 695 Uber Calls for 9/27 @ $0.65 a piece, cashed out at $1.65. Next day got 87 Shopify Calls for $13.30 sold out at $17.10. Now back on 150 Shopify shorts. At 170k currently. And yes it's all my brothers money I won't be taking ... |
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if only we followed your advice last time we'd be up 7% instead of down 50%
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Who tf wants single digit gains over 6 months?
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That shit adds up
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Tf do you even mean?
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it means buy otm spy leaps and roll them ... |
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Welcome to wallstreetbets, how tough are ya?
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I’ll have you know I wrote my first call today without any shares held
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On a Saturday, no less! Fascinating!
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You must be fun at parties
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I’m usually the one sar... |
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24 years old, posts follow up unlike many here don’t, mad respect. Also amazing job with returns so far.
With $300k in capital you can find some relatively boring ways (I won’t mention them because I get beat up when I do) to make even just a few percent a month and turn t... |
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Yeahhh, I'm gonna go ahead and say Elon fucked up with this one ��
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He's been getting progressively more paranoid and combative over the past few months. I think the stress is getting to him
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I mean what if you tried all you could to help so... |
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Nooooo reddit prefers the other one because muh drumpf and only rich people can participate in the markets.
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I posted a comment about disagreeing with Trump but still making money off of this bulll market and I got shit on for it. I may not agree with him... |
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The true epitome of summer right here gentlemen
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I thought everyone was ironically acting retarded.
I was wrong.
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“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly beli... |
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That’s the first thing grandmas with social security checks wanna buy
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I don’t even know which tweets are real or fake at this point.
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I quit looking them up. They've all been real.
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Just tried to give you gold. Woulda been my first. But my wallet is in the other room.
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Me too. Gotta wait for ... |
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for shits and giggles I bought 10 SQ march 9 calls yesterday at 2.11. I have no idea what I'm doing but holy fucking god I think wasted 2 years trading stocks
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It's honestly ridiculous. I treated it like a hobby (trading stocks), have a few grand in long pos... |
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Actually seems pretty genuine.
They're offering an entire, free package for all their consumers to protect themselves. A huge cost, but it'll go a long ways.
Plus, this incident isn't that detrimental to the company. Take a look at their history - there's been worse.
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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$GE. Straight into the trash.
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You made this post for this joke?
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Lol, yeah I did.
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Nice.
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Nice.
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Nice.
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Nice
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Nice.
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Why is this affecting the market? Dude will just be replaced by another crony.
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Because Gary Cohn was anti-tariff and him resigning means that the tariffs are going through. He *wasn't* a crony. He is literally a Democrat and respected Wall Street guy tha... |
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That kind of work ethic just isn't seen anymore in America. It's encouraging to see a work environment so focused that an employees love and desire to work is allowing them to suppress and control bodily hinderances. That's why the teachers in school prevent you from using t... |
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An HIV monotherapy? Seems like the fast track to drug resistance developing in him.
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http://www.cytodyn.com/media/press-releases/detail/231/clinical-abstract-from-cytodyns-pro-140-phase-2b-hiv
>PRO 140 belongs to a new class of HIV/AIDS therapeutics – vir... |
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Where do you people even work?
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I live in a very liberal neighborhood and there are tons of idiot communists. They're like rats.
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Funny cause liberal is the opposite of communist
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Not according to conservatives, there’s no... |
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As a lefty I just want to say how much of a loser Clinton is for not being able to beat trump. Like holy shit. Anyone else would’ve easily beaten this guy. Stupid bitch
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All the Dems had to do was send somebody to the election who wasn't one of the most hate... |
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How much of your total account are you risking here?
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My fun account? About half.
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You're going to get burned with this same strategy eventually.
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I’m sure. But it’ll be fun while it lasts
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With a 90k bud... |
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Real talk...
The dude doesn't fuck around with Hollywood celebrities, married his college sweetheart, bought IG at $1b, and knows to shut the fuck up now that people started hating on him. (Yeah im comparing him against Elon)
Zucc has discipline and the smarts, if not the... |
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You're 25 and making 330k a year? I feel like a loser now.
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I'm skeptical. Software developers get paid very well, but not $330K at 25 with no degree well.
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No degree AND very little experience.. how do you even get past the HR filter to g... |
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I'm just surprised that domain was available.
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nobody wants domains with hyphens
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It’s like a retarded baby
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I knew a guy who said if he knew his wife was pregnant with a retarded baby, it meant an instant abortion.
Unlucki... |
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Not me, but I'm just curious what your age is OP?
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29 so none of you ACTUALLY want to see my tits, pervs.
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Why are you fat or something?
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Not at all but in my experience 24 is the expiration date for most men in finance.
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Please tell me you understand how VX works..
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Yea it fuels my rocket ship to the fucking moon. Try to keep up
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I'd suggest SPY puts, but GL either way chomo.
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Yea did you hear that from the fuckboi jim Cramer???
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Look for a rally at open, should be taken down within an hour or so. Don't pay the extra premium.
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nice rally. markets down 2%.
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The market was down all night and opened with an upward movement.. It was pretty apparent that the market wasn'... |
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JFK dad was IRL Tywin Lannister.
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He REALLY was Tywin. Super critical of his kids. Literally got a lobotomy on his daughter Rosemary because she was really sexual.
Literlly causes his oldest son Joe to go try and be a war hero. He died on missions trying ... |
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About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
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AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
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so you spent 16k on credi... |
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I'm not sure why we don't go all-in Calls trying to catch the trillion market cap, since you know they will..
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I sold my options. It's ex-dividend day tomorrow and I don't want to bother dealing with it one way or the other.
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Really...? Hel... |
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Do I really need to explain credit default swaps on the triple A traunch again? Just do it with the Australian exchange
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How do I trade on the Australian exchange?
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Turn the bloomberg terminal upside down
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Gild this man
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Why is it down today? I can't find any news. It's down about 10% in three days. Fhuck......
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I think it's because they issued a lot of junk bonds and the demand for the bonds is less than expected. Correct me if I'm wrong though.
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Deman... |
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Once I start making money from the market then I’ll donate. So far all of my trades have been retarded
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Try feeling the market and choose better stocks. Hope that helps bro and gl ����
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Fuck man open up a class
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"wall street... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
i swear this sub is turning into another political shithole. is this fucking r/imgoingtokindergartenforthis? where the fuck are my shkreli memes and yolos?
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I think it's safe to bag on socialists though because they're fucking retarded, and want to believe p... |
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What makes you think all of the cash isn't already priced in? Their fundamentals seems very solid, but with low volatility and a long track record what compelling event will drive them upwards?
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tons of Chinese companies have privatized over the last 2 year... |
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Norrington: “One good call doesn’t redeem a man of a lifetime of shitty ones.”
Jack: though it seems enough to condemn him
N: indeed
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Norrington was surprisingly chill and a good guy.
Watched a synopsis on him in the first movie “why pirates of the... |
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Where is he moving to?
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Summer home. He doesn’t use so he trying to sell it. No one wants it caz they have to spend millions to fix it up. It’s from like the 1940s. House is old af
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Oh, I thought it was his Omaha home. I'm convinced he has ... |
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Tbh she probably makes more than half the faggots here.
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She'd make 10x as much if she started a twitch channel
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I dunno man, 10x (250-2350) gains over years by just hodling.
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If you haven't sold you haven't made anythi... |
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Uhhh more gains... ? It's about making a fuckton of money in the stock market jungle, not buying stupid shit. Every stupid toy I buy is a 100% loss on my position and another step backward from joining the three comma club, now why would I be ok with that?
Other than co... |
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I used to be guilty of Martin Shkreli syndrome, I'd run my mouth too much and get into some shit that I couldn't talk myself out of. Age and maturity weeded this out of me. Leads me to believe that perhaps his early success prevented such experiences. He's smart, not street... |
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you think i didnt already know that everything bezos does is perfect?
what do you take me for?
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i think a lot of people don’t yet hence the price drop. oh well, got 20 more shares on sale today.
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20 more shares of AMZN... one day I too wil... |
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The googling of "how to trade options" is definitely not true. If they did that. They'd know how many contracts they are actually buying...
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why buy 100 shares of SNAP when you can buy 100 options? i've heard you can make way more off those!
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lmao, tbh it's probably better to fuck up (small) on your first play than hit it big and think you're invincible. Make sure you start learning from your mistakes!
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Wholesome wsb
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lmao, tbh it's probably better to fuck up (small) on your fir... |
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I don't know RH cause I don't use it but it says you made $628.66.
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Yup! I recovered my $13,000 loss AND made an additional $628.66 profit cause I decided to YOLO. Never investing in pennystocks or ETFs every again
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Don't stop now pussy.
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Who's the chick
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Theranos ex-CEO who actually deserves 7yr in the slammer
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What'd she do?
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Holy shit man:
1. How do you not know?
2. Have you heard of this thing called google?
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I'm trying to foster communi... |
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This was a study conducted in Brazil. If we did a WSB study we looking at 99%...
We observe all individuals who began to day trade between 2013 and 2015 in the Brazilian equity futures market, the third in terms of volume in the world, and persisted for at least 300 days: 9... |
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The driver stated, "I'm just glad grandma was white"
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Fucking black people almost never tip. Pieces of shit
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Username checks out
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Only stating facts
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I never tip drivers because I don't need to. You make min... |
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Nice smart profit taking title clickbait you fucking retard. (But seriously goodluck)
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I strive to follow in the footsteps of my lord and savior, Analfarmer2.
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good shit, post proof though, people like you keep this sub alive
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Autism spectrum /r/frugal > /r/personalfinance > /r/investing > /r/options > /r/beermoney > /r/churning > /r/bitcoin > /r/wallstreetbets
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\> /r/robinhood
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\> /r/politics
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Real Estate Brokers.
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Fucking hope so. Overpaid divas
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Yeah I have no idea how they justify a 3% fee in the day of the internet. Their jobs are entirely obsolete at this point. My last realtor literally did nothing but unlock a few ... |
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Do you not want this country to be great again? Sounds like you’re anti greatness
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>Do you not want this country to be great again? Sounds like you’re anti greatness
The country currently has a 3% unemployment rate.
Please define greatness.
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You mean socialism ISN'T sustainable? wtf
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Tbf Venezuela is a lot closer to a dictatorship than a socialist state.
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That's because "true" socialism/communism can't exist, it's a spherical cows in a vacuum concept when applied to a world p... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being ab... |
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More like 6% after fees and shipping
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You're right. Just checked and eBay has a 10% "Final Value Fee" for most categories, making the breakeven around $2230.
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Plus 2.9% + $.30 for paypal fees
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Well shit, all these fees I d... |
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Damn bro, now this sub is going to be filled with a bunch of people from r/all asking dumb questions, wondering how and why we all have money
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What is this sub? I like money and I'm a business major in college. I want lots of money.
edit: now addicted to t... |
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But this meme was in the $AMD $30 folder
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9aqo8i/watching_amd_like/?st=JLF7MGO7&sh=da57c9af
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I had to shake it up for the karma
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Both of you have the same name? What's going on he... |
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When even your shadow can't take the losses anymore and you are still buying the dip on your favorite meme stocks.
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Buying the dip is supposed to mean buying at a low point, not buying right before it dips. Common misconception
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Huh?
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Take everything production related with a grain of salt.
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Why
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Because musk has a history of being aggressive in guidance
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They sandbagged 3Q. And the company is so weighed down by analyst and media bullshit they most alw... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anyone went out looking for houses lately? Little shits of clay and pottery and these greasy fuckers are asking 300k plus.
I hope real estate gets nuked into orbit.
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Yeah man trying to buy in Seattle... ����
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Austin as well, it's a kidne... |
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Probably some employee who overheard an executive
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Is that still illegal ?
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100% illegal. If you're in possession of material information you can't trade. Also if you work for RHT or IBM you probably aren't allowed to trade in derivatives a... |
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because we're at lowest volatility levels in history
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and that has to do with XIV long term because...?
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Not sure if this is a serious comment but I'll bite Because since its inception VIX has been on a roughly steady march downward. It nee... |
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The desktop client also freezes constantly, there's no way to scale it for high-density displays (i.e. all the text is tiny), and there's no mobile app (yet).
The lack of mobile app means I'm tied to my computer, which would be fine if my full-time job was to trade. But it'... |
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Posting from LSC is cheating, they're more severely retarded than we are
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I can't comprehend their stupidity. Like, were retards here. But we know we're retards. They think they're *smart*
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we're autistic, they're retarded.
You could probab... |
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2k worth 5/4 182.5 at open would be 100k-130k.
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Wow. Fuck me. I decided to go into snap calls instead.
Legit just finish me Mr. Market.
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Did you actually? Cause if you did you’re making me fucking sad and I refuse to feel someone’s el... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What pushed you to do that? I’m assuming you haven’t made a habit of doing it in the past
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Made 25% gains on 5k and then I figured it'd be more fun to make 25% gains on 20k.
It was more fun btw.
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you gonna pay back the loan and play with th... |
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Interesting. That's quite a bit of cash.
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She is rich as fuck. Her net worth is like 30 million.
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That's pretty impressive considering she has a salary of around $200k/yr and lives in the Bay Area.
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She also has a very ric... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$12/2 minutes * 124800 minutes/business year = million dollar annual
you're basically a ceo bro
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Math doesn't check out
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Yeah it's only $748,800. That's basically one step above minimum wage
## Speaker_3: ##
Can you buy a yacht with that m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are we no longer asking for proof of trades?
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If you are asking for a screen shot of my Schwab account ...
Lol. No.
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People post those here all the time, you just crop out any account information. A retard is you
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I'm like... |
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Elon is so tireless and stressed out it's gona burn him out in a slow and steady mental breakdown... we are seeing the results of that now...the guy needs a break and help...
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Guys, I'm a diehard Tesla Permabull. But even I sold my stock in the morning aft... |
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I didnt know Papa Johns was so supportive of the community. Giving pizza away for free. What a great man.
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He literally chose to give out free pizza instead of increasing employee wages at one point. What a paragon.
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Didn't he also fight too... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol this guy ‘no Chevys in Germany! Sad!’
Maybe because they look like angry kitchen appliances. Like Mercedes has just been forcing rich people in NYC to buy their cars somehow.
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fuck, I wish there were less chevys *here in america*. they are garbage.
#... |
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I want to make sure you all remember that this subreddit shilled for this moron who ran on the premise of doing this shit. You all are partially responsible.
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Because Hillary was a better choice?? We were supposed to vote for the felon?
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Te... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I thought this was some liberal bullshit at first. Have an upvote
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I'm a liberal and I thought it was going to be some liberal bullshit too.
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Begone Liberal
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no u
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Faggot
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this guy fags... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Exactly how I feel when people bitch about their min wage job not able to support a family. Min wage is for teenagers. If you are still getting min in your 30s then you failed in life.
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Totally agree on that. I see an interesting dynamic as a operations mana... |
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Warren Buffet, an ardent value investor who admits he doesn't understand tech and only buys companies he is absolutely certain of the long term success of, who is sitting on a pile of cash in anticipation of the next downturn is only significantly increasing his position ... |
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