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Leverage is your friend when you want to make big returns (or quick losses) and fx (foreign currency trading) offers biggest leverage of anywhere between 10X to 50X. Both GBP/USD and EUR/USD margin requirement is 2% so you can lever 50X. With $10K, you can buy $500K positi... |
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At what point does it stop being a bull market and start being a bear market? Serious question... I know there's probably some number that serves as an indicator.
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20% decline
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It's more like 10%. The average recession is about 15-20% tot... |
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We wish you are merry mememass,
We wish you are merry mememass,
We wish you are merry mememass,
and a happy new sneer.
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Marry me please
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I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
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Ok. Then how about you marry me... |
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/u/fscomeau is banned. So let it be written. So let it be done.
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When can we start the vote to unban him again?
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Next Christmas.
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RemindMe! 328 days
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I will be messaging you on [**2017-12-25 22:51:35 UTC**](... |
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Sounds about right. Snapchat is still pretty popular across my uni. Doesn't change the fact that their user growth has matured and they haven't even reached profitability yet.
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They are closing in on profitability. EPS is inching towards zero. That worries m... |
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Weeks? Try days.
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If your FDs don't have you teetering on the edge of homelessness every Friday afternoon you're investing wrong
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FD = fixed deposit?
New here. I don’t get why an FD would have you teetering on the edge of homelessness
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Recession
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Nono
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Market down and bonds up. This is a bad sign.
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Bonds are down, yields are up!
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The day Bonds are up and yields are up is going to be spooky.
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I just got an iPhone 8 for work. Shit is literally infinitely better than my Samsung Galaxy edge in everyway possible. Even the fucking apps look so much cleaner and sorted out. Hell, even Spotify sounds better through the stock apple earphones.
That said, the 8 is fuck... |
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can someone explain what's going on? if the stock was selling for less than $50 by 8/17, how much would he have lost?
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I'm pretty new at this myself but imma take a stab. Based on the return (+$4650) and the current price ($11.60), he paid $2.30, spending a... |
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Chad? More like Sad
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More like "shad" with that fishmouth
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No joke, met the embodiment of "Chad" the other day at a small party. Name was Shad. Notable take home points from the visit:
* Manager at fathers financial firm
* Trump only says ... |
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Tesla said it had hired Snapchat maker Snap's vice president of monetization engineering, Stuart Bowers, as vice president of engineering.
Tesla to the moon? They going to find ways to monitize.
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Hiring a money guy to do autopilot engineering sounds like he... |
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All because a shit comedian got the ratings she deserves
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Let me guess fat pig whore Amy Schumer?
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I googled and I was right. Telling that it was so obvious. She's the least funny comedian I've seen I don't understand why she has any follow... |
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I feel like India exists in a recession. How the fuck y’all gon have a billion people and not have sanitation or plumbing?
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The gap between the rich and poor is massive in India.
The rich live like millionaires in the US, the poor live like Venezuelans
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There's a lot of variety in sentiment in this comment section. I'm going to agree with the comment train below u/zuck_west2020's comment though. The trade talks have already put a huge amount of strain on China-US relations, and they arrested her on Dec 1, in the middle of G... |
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I'm curious as to where they got the stock for these. Don't they have to power Australia within the month or it's free?
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Don't question the almighty Elon Musk.
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The only thing bigger than his bank account is his mouth.
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He... |
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Very nice, which broker is this
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E*Trade
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I like that interface very clean
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Only when it’s all green
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I feel personally attacked
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Thread: https://www.removeddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/91p65i/15_million_in_debt_need_advice/
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I love how he questions everyone who suggests a bankruptcy attorney with "What's the need for a bankruptcy attorney?"...
Cos you're bankrupt bro!!!
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Who would win, fundamentals or speculative bubbles?
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They have the best technology portfolio in the world and they trade at a lower multiple than Macy’s
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Macy sells overpriced pants.
Micron sells overpriced memory.
Americans keep gettin... |
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It's a classic pump and dump. Company annouces drastic shift in business model, changes name and ticker, then releases PR to drive interest up while they unload more shares on the market. Regardless of buying interest the dilution around the corner will drive this back down.... |
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Haha, I knew he was too quiet lately. Here we go again bois.
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Tomorrow is definitely not going to be sideways
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I’m assuming he’s backing out. Will the market crumble?
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He’s announcing early. I also assume he’s backing ou... |
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People have been calling for a China short for the last 15 years, is this time different? Who knows but China have been able to bob and weave the 'imminent' collapse for a while now. From what I've read the only occurrence that will bring down China is a global financial cat... |
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The hell do you need to apologize to a group of retards for?
Good work. You did what you were supposed to do. Close FDs when you land a decent profit, not hold till expiration.
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Appreciate it man. It was honestly so hard for me to sell, took everything in ... |
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Backpages has some sexy whores, take a look at this one I hung out with for a hour
http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-new-petite-blue-eyed-treat-available-when-you-need-me/44694474
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Her elbows are way too sharp
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This one is for ... |
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Idc how determined you are. Who drinks water like that?
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A closet homo?
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A ~~closet~~ homo
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And not in the cool dude ramming up another dudes ass kinda way, but the bad way.
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Sprinkles on the lower part ... |
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lawyer up and sue them for all they're worth! You're going to be rich!
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I can provide legal consulting for $200/h Email me:wsb_legalteam@webetyourmoney.com
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$220/h, MY LAST OFFER
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When the price goes up like stocks it's ... |
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Bloomberg is WSB with maturity pal.
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When Bloomberg still allowed comments I swear it was very similar to WSB, minus the penises and faggotry.
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you mean especially with the penises and faggotry.
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Happy to answer any questions that aren't like yesterdays 'what are options?'.
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Really only one question. I am on a cash account so I am used to the three day settling period but notice you seem to be doing intraday trading. I saw you say it takes one day... |
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Buy me some more AMD kinda sad how 90% of my portfolio is AMD shares and options, what could possibly go wrong
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You should diversify and add in some NVDA
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After analyzing NVDA i agree with you.
If AMD does good, NVDA does even better.
If A... |
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This whole article is unreal. These guys are absolutely fucked.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-08-22/nobody-trusts-facebook-twitter-is-a-hot-mess-what-is-snap-s-evan-spiegel-doing
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God Spiegel is such a massive piece of shit CEO. Didn't he m... |
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But its going down.
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Goes down every afternoon. Starts again in the morning. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
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I hope your right I was up $1k before the dip now I’m only up $500. First world problems am I right
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Me too. Down 300 for... |
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Lexus RC350, nice.
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Have you seen the new LC models?
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No, might have to give them a look.
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LC500 is a work of art
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Just looked it up. GODDAMN that's sexy.
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Will be a very tempting choice ... |
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Yeah you probably took this before RH could calculate your option prices so they're sitting at $0.01, but I also see you've got Intel calls so this could be legit.
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It’s legit lol
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Oh fuck sorry man =(
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No biggie, shit goes... |
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Top tier funds won't have you. They want sticky money and they want big subscriptions. They know people like you are just degenerate gamblers who will want to pull out at the first sign of trouble or to fund all the L's you're taking in the other parts of your life, so the o... |
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HAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for making me laugh out loud in my lecture.
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It's not called lecture in preschool, it's called nap time
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Change your fucking flair. That shit isn't funny
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It's not supposed to be, you insensitive prick.
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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He won’t serve the full 7. But this is bullshit, way way too harsh.
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There is no parole in the federal system anymore. He can get credit fo... |
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The market is going to rally in the next two days, then we'll get a repeat of Brexit when Trump is elected on Tuesday night.
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Brexit was an exception, not the rule. In general, the market gets "it" right.
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This is one of the weirdest elect... |
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Up 29% while other Healthcare ETFs are up 6% to 16%.
Much higher than the moving averages, do you think there’s room for a short term pull back?
What are your plays for this dinosaur
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Don’t bring this stock to this sub, for Christ sake delete this befo... |
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“20% in a month”
>look at his post history
>posted “Just watched the big short”
someone mod his ass
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Tbf that's how I got started and I'm up more than 40% in the last <6months
Gotta watch wolf of wall street first though, to get pumped, t... |
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I would short it just because they dish out free pizza after your workout. Who’s pocket does that come out of? Planet Fitness.
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Damn, they keep their members fat on purpose so they won't graduate to a real gym? With that high IQ thinking why can't they affor... |
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Depends where it opens tomorrow. If we're pushing 60+ I'd wait for a pullback, it's almost inevitable. If we open 57-58 I'd do a quick yolo.
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Sounds like a good idea. Should I go for 65 dollar strike or is that a bit too high
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What expirat... |
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What was the position?
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SPY FDs after SPY FDs to make up for my SPY FDs
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Fool me once, shame on you.
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Fool me twice...can't get fooled again!
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George W. Bush: There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it'... |
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Turns out Trump is the pussy.
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Can't have an economy tanking in election season
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The issue with claiming full responsibility for the market roaring is that it also looks terrible on you when it begins to sag and whine.
What I'm surprised at... |
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When is it fraud? Anyone know for sure? I don't have a stake either way I can't stomach the TSLA ride. It's fun watching Musk dance around some very savvy shorts.
I would be bummed to see him get ruined by some securities probe.
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Seems like it is fraud if h... |
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Play Socialist games, win Socialist prizes.
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Seattle. Complete dump in some areas. Has gotten so much worse with the homeless problem. I mean the heroin is amazing here but damn. Tough love, ya can’t give people everything that don’t wanna change.
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how long?
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Until sentencing for his other crimes.
Got sent to jail for sending a tweest asking to pay for a lock of Hillary Clinton's hair. Honestly so over the top and ridiculous.
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All he had to do was keep his mouth shut for a few months,... |
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Shkreli 2020
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2024
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He'll have to beat Kanye.
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West/shkreli 2032.
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At this point I wouldn't even be suprised.
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Must be trying to distract from the mother of all fuck up. This is top kek shit
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There is so much distraction and deflection going on (looking at this mans history it should be painfully obvious). Nonetheless, something BIG is forthcoming in the near future... |
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Usually I hate RH posts that are just a line but this one is ��
The error message really ties it together
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I didn't think it was possible to lose more than 99% on Robinhood. He's been going all-in on different stocks so these losses aren't from holding a s... |
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SQ is going to be 55+ by Christmas
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Don't say that on here or that one Wells Fargo analyst who said SQ is overvalued and should correct to 38 will turn out to be right
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This is the one stock if it "corrects", I will whore my children out to ... |
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I wanna book action on this shit.
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Will make it on time: -250
Won’t make it on time: +190
I’ll put a hundo down on it will make it time.
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Will make it on time, but chinese customs will hold it off so long as that they will have to pay tari... |
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What a scumbag tho. He’s saying that but you know he’s got millions in a vanguard
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For suuure
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Hey be seen this and indefinitely support high volatility stocks, but if you don’t keep atleast half of your money in low volatility, long term in... |
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From Michael Lewis:
- *The Big Short* (duh, you should read this, idiot)
- *Flash Boys* (the rise of HTFs, pay for play, and the creation of IEX)
- *Liars Poker* (details the author’s time in the bond market with Salomon Brothers and how they created the biggest catalyst... |
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First high is always free. Use a stop loss man. There are different kinds...do some google...use one or you'll hate yourself.
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Literally just read about how to do that 10 minutes ago. So I'll sell everything on Robinhood tomorrow morning and then buy it all ... |
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Good luck with the Amazon calls
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I will be selling the overwhelming majority of my options on both twitter and amazon later today. I am happy with my remaining 85% return YoY and will no longer be playing options on earnings.
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That would be... |
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No volume. I just took a nap hoping something would happen... Nothing.
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FB volume tho.. I’d load up a few calls if I were a bettin man.
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I just grabbed some. Hold on to your dicks.
Edit: Up $2. This is going better than expected.
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Joe Lewis, 80, was born above a pub in Bow, London, and left school aged 15 to help his family build up a catering firm, which they sold in 1979.
He used the money to become a currency trader, which was how he earned his current extraordinary wealth of around £4billion.
U... |
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Fuck off Bezos, nobody's going to use Amazon Pay. it's the Google+ of payment processors.
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I'm not convinced Bezos has any idea what actually sells. Did anyone besides him think people would buy the Fire Phone? Why did that exist, and how the fuck did he thi... |
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/u/blunt__nation talking about option expiration like it's a clock you can take of the wall and adjust. "Uh oh, 3:59pm and my shit's worthless... let's just make it expire next week instead."
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Well there goes my $13...and the tendies.
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Fag
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got
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milk
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me
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Can't wait to see when it all goes to shit! Keep us updated.
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Well I’ll see you at 20K or 0 next week
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Take $1k out so you win either way. It will make it easier to sleep at night. You've had a good run but so has the market the last week. ... |
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All because a shit comedian got the ratings she deserves
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Let me guess fat pig whore Amy Schumer?
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I googled and I was right. Telling that it was so obvious. She's the least funny comedian I've seen I don't understand why she has any follow... |
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I have Jan $60 calls. 30K worth. Stock was $58/share when I bought them. Currently at -$17,883. Hope I'm not fucked.
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9 year coupon for tax deduction, nice
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I thought you could only use tax reductions on losses that happened in that year?
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Nope, $3k/year and you can roll losses over $3k into future years (still only $3k/year for those future years thoug... |
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You dumb fuck. "His legit awesome." Go get a fucking middle school vocabulary and grammar book.
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he's* sorry.
p.s.
im richer than you.
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He would actually rise significantly in my mind as the best internet troll if he tweeted this today.
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I hate the man with almost all of my heart and soul but I would be forced to respect that level of trolling. It would deserve some kind of world record.
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Pussy wouldn't make it through a shift in my kitchen.
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I thought the working at McDonalds thing was just a meme heh.
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McDonalds? You couldn't afford my burger bro.
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Hmm so the first comment wasn't a joke?
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The only move I'll ever need, watch MSFT make me tendies
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Calls or puts?
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To me, puts don’t exist for MSFT
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Puts don’t seem to exist for anyone on this sub
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Or the act of taking profits.
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2019 is going to be the year people here finally quit praying/wishing/hoping/willing/technically analyzing for MU to go up. Maybe people will hold onto hope through part of the year, but I think there’s going to be at best “neutral for MU” news for most of the year.
Then 2... |
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Advil? At least put some real drugs on there
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What's wrong with ad Advil? it works just fine
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Not as well as cocaine
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Wow that's 6edgy8me m8
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"...multi-hundred dollar trader"
This guy fucks
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Yeah man I just show girls my Robinhood account and they become my Maid Marian.
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How big would ur account to be to legit pull girls who drop their panties?
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$50k from what I... |
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$500 for a full auto?
Well, why not buy a $30 stripped AR15 lower, drill the 3 hole for an auto sear. Turn in the lower as an illegal full auto gun for a $470 profit.
Whats the risk?
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That's exactly what happens at a lot of these buy backs. They're gian... |
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How did you know MU would jump?
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Duh just flip a coin
Works 50% of the time
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I was thinking about this yesterday, if it was truly 50% then it would make sense to always take those bets. Given you gain is unlimited and your loss isn't, woul... |
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lol did you "invest" in the dow?
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Slowly funneling most into tqqq.
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Triple the leverage, triple the losses! Seriously I made money on red Wednesday, doubled down further out and could’ve sold yesterday for another 200% but didn’t, cuz I’m a... |
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Orange boi is trying so hard to get back American jobs while unemployment rate lowest since 1973? No one is losing their jobs Orange boi...
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Yeah, US needs higher wages.
But we know that's not going to happen.
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“20% in a month”
>look at his post history
>posted “Just watched the big short”
someone mod his ass
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Tbf that's how I got started and I'm up more than 40% in the last <6months
Gotta watch wolf of wall street first though, to get pumped, t... |
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Whats his address again? I want to send him some memes
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Because he’s locked up you have to send it to P.O. box 329002 at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn and put his Inmate # on it which is #87850-053
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Lol pretty cool. What was ... |
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>took all my cash out
Sure
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http://imgur.com/zT9uji4
There's a reason why
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good god
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Yep. That's why I'm done with RH for now.
My Fidelity account is up 34% in 3 years and I did mostly swing trades of large cap bori... |
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What a time to be alive! This is why i voted to unban him. God speed fsc.. #TheFinalYolo
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#I don't want to be rude but..[You have the charisma of a damp rag](https://youtu.be/bypLwI5AQvY) and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question tha... |
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I’m still waiting for my reply ticket from last week... I will gladly trust them with my checking and savings account. Fraud or issues/locked account? No worries we’ll get back to you next week via email; if we decide to.
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My wait time on the phone with Fide... |
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Stop buying leveraged ETFs and just buy or sell their underlying futures. The gains and losses are bigger and there's no decay/cost to carry.
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My Robinhood app can't invest in futures :( Nor can it buy options, just stocks.
I use it for my "fun" investment... |
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LMAO so 8-10% of the shares have to be bought by mutual funds/ETFs and 15% short interest. Considering at least 40% of held long term and will not be on the market. There's gonna be some reallllll big short squeeze coming up .
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Would you mind explaining the... |
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I posted this over there and it got deleted.
"Wallstreetbets is like the cool kids table at lunch. Speculators, intuition, wisdom, inspiration are only a few words that come to mind. Alot of kids can't hang at that table. I got a feelin a lot of you guys in the, "stocks" c... |
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Are we still pretending China is a communist state?
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it’s probably hard for you to see after 8 years of obama’s marxist legacy
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More like after years of college-level poli sci, econ, accounting, and world civ classes.
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polit... |
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I'm ready with weekly puts...as well as calls in case we say fuck it we don't give a shit
Watch this bitch go sideways now. I guarantee it.
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I'm short puts and calls, so here's hoping! 2-4 weeks tho
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hopefully hedged and covered.
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real estate has done really well since the 2008 crash, come on kyotofuckboi!
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Wasn't it the lending of mortgages that crashed?
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It was mortgage backed securities. Collateralized debt. But there were problems at every point in the production... |
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>flamethrower should arrive just in time
What about, you know, the cars?
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boring brah
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Dry question, next.
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Here we have youtuber xxxMinecraftPlayer69xxx on the call, let's hear his take on the financial condition of ... |
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Some companies are for nonprofit.
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Tesla isn't a nonprofit by choice.
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Yes they are, this is a strategy. Just like amazon did the last 15 years. It’s intentional.
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Except Amazon could actually deliver a product.
## Wal... |
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his lawyer is like the saul goodman of real life
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Is he any good though? I feel like Martyboy would cheap out on lawyers because he's so sure he's in the right. Personally I always lawyer up with a small town Iowa farm boy named frank fritz. He was on that s... |
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=... |
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Tesla says hold my beer
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Tesla has 20x SNAPs sales and is only valued at 2x SNAPs market cap.
Tesla also earns twice as much (or more accurately, loses half as much) as SNAP.
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Ya but tesla has mountains more competition and f and gm are tra... |
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VXX below 10. Interesting
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They'll do a reverse split before that, but you get my idea.
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Why do you do this to yourself? Why do you put effort into posting and trying but then say shit like this that makes everyone think you're garbage? ... |
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Nobody tell r/all what any of this shit means.
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Normie questions incoming.
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inb4
what is an "FD"?
how can I get started trading?
guys I have 500$ in robinhood what should I buy?
what books or podcasts can I read to get to know this stuff... |
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At what point does it stop being a bull market and start being a bear market? Serious question... I know there's probably some number that serves as an indicator.
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20% decline
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Cool so it's just my portfolio that's in a bear market then. And... |
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That 20% tho! holy moly!
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My grandpa had at 13% CD locked in for years in the 80s. Must of been nice!
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Well I guess it does go both ways. We will never see 13% again thats for sure
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It’s been at zero almost my entire adult ... |
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Damn. Brk.b was such an easy play, given how much aapl they hold. Why did I not think of that.
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I’m disappointed that I didn’t buy calls — was too scared after I just broke even.
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Get in monday right at open, premiums might be insane tho... |
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Is the cerebral edema linked to the drug itself?
Also, how big is this drug for their portfolio?
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Don't think they know for sure yet. The previous deaths were thought to be due to a combination of their drug JCAR15 and fludarabine, which caused pretty seve... |
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Seriously, the stock is down like a dollar from when I bought it, and the put went down $20. How do you gauge IV when buying?
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Jesus christ
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Jesus christ I'm retarded?
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Why do you autists go into options trading complete... |
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That’s nothing —
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No one could have predicted that literally random chance. We still have no real motive for it
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Unless that was his motive. Someone check if his family went heavy into SSTI before the shooting
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This is ne... |
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Sold my JDST at 13.34 for a nice 26% loss, and now its up 8% since I sold. Fuck this shit
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Why would you buy at the very end of an uptrend/beginning of a down trend? Gains are not forever lol
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I bought at 17 and should have sold at 22. I tho... |
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