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Legitimately have a friend who was asked if he would be interested in investing $10k in a private company that was trying to make an entire movie just with computers. This was back in 1994 - the year before Toy Story came out.
He turned it down because the idea sounded fuck... |
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A 10 bagger is $10,000.
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ok
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Don't listen to him, this is 10 bagger
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Is a 10-bagger 1000% return, or 900% return?
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Idk, numbers and percents never made sense to me
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Holy fucking shit. Mod... |
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I could tell you that everything will be okay, but I would be lying to you.
You should call somebody.
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I’ll make it back, no biggie
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Dude they’re going to liquidate your assets, shut down your account and ban you until you’re able to de... |
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What? Why? I thought they wanted the poors to suffer
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Fuck The poor, hard working stock merchants like me will suffer if this legislation doesn't pass.have you looked at your insurance bill recently? Mine went from $380/mo to $670. All my precious gains are ... |
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Now just post the pics of the 10,000 guys who had the same thing and live in poverty.
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those 10,000 guys didn't have rich parents who invested $250,000 into their startup
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Oh please. Don't try and pull some pussy "entitlement" bullshit her... |
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Should be selling some covered calls on those shares.
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Lol no. If u sold any covered calls, u would have sold those shares. Mu going to 60
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Plus paying the govt. People don't understand that.
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Thats why u gotta trade in ... |
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Sell MNKD
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Don't
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Pls
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Srsly
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Sell your house and buy more MNKD
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If you haven't already.
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Wanna know a secret?
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I love secrets!
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I don't ha... |
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I live almost solely on day and swing trading. I moved to Bangkok, where the cost of living is pretty low compared to the US. I just shoot for 5k a week after taxes, with 3k as my minimum. I do have some passive income separate from my trading, but it pretty much all goes... |
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Smart move by the SEC and proactive for once. These ETF's would create systemic risk eventually.
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>These ETF's would create systemic risk eventually.
You're missing an /S tag. These things have net assets of $70B and most have associated inverses, ... |
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Facking blizzard.
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Activision's biggest branch is actually King games. They own shit like Candy crush and farm heroes. Diablo Immortal is honestly going to print money
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You said it. All of this outrage about immortal makes me laugh for at... |
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Already have stop loss set
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at what?
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$1.72
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Pussy.
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You don't make 20% portfolio gainz over the past 2 months without a little caution
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Peasant I've made a 45% gain in the past mo... |
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If you want to find the person on the other side of this trade, head over to teslamotorsclub.com
A couple furious "investors" who got wiped out selling naked puts.
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I'm on the other side of the trade. I have 10 naked 310 strike puts expiring 4/20.
Yes, I... |
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What are you holding?
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Nothing crazy concerning as of now. But I have the increasing feeling that I am going to get cucked with my snap puts. Shit felt like a guaranteed homerun, but this turd just won't flush.
The potential to lose money on this garbage is... |
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Shkreli called into IB on stream and confirmed that this does indicate a demo/simulation account.
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Martin is a man of action
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Shkreli oficially unhated now?
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How can you hate our lord and savior?
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Serious ... |
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sticky me instead
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I'll sticky your mom
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no
#U
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Don't disrespect your new daddy like that, boy. I'll make you take out the trash.
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you are more than mildly retarded.
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And certainly not ... |
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Whiskey,
Steaks,
Cigars,
Sex (Not always by myself)
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What do you smoke?
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I like salmon, but sometimes I smoke pork too
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Lol. I meant cigars. What brands do you prefer? I'm always looking for recommendations.
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Once you hold a call option, does theta still apply or no? I'm new to options and i dont get the greeks.
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Theta is time decay, it gets bigger when an option gets closer to the expiration date. That's why buying a call on Monday that expires that Friday is su... |
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Conspiracy; he dropped the pedo line so everyone would forget he offered to pay for peoples plumbing when he realized how much that would actually cost.
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Or to make his followers forget that he is donating tons of money to folks like Cotton and Cruz.
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His name was Martin Shkreli
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His name was Martin Shkreli
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Him name was Martin Shkreli
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Him name was Martin Shkreli
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Good bot
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Good username
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I'm about done with Facebook. holy fuck it's so infuriating seeing an option red every day. if the stock is red, the option is about 5 times more red. if the stock is green? as in up 0.8% during market open? guess what. that shit is fucking red too. and these are on 9/7 o... |
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SODA puts. NVDA calls. Can you guess what expiration?
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Faggot's ^^Delight?
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Newbie here, what does faggot mean in relations to options/investing.
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Are you seriously too lazy to check investopedia yourself?
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As a corporation, Amazon has the fiduciary responsibility to minimize costs. If USPS is too cheap, work with Congress to raise rates.
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fedex/ups will undercut usps if congress raises rates.
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Idk about that usps is considerably lower. Fed ex ... |
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I get shit all the time by my coworkers when I have my charts up. Then 3 months later "so what is this HSA thing?" Oh let me help you 52 year old single dad in IT without a hint of savings.
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Are you me? I swear my coworker has the exact same description and ... |
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It's red because investors can already sense the impending economic collapse.
A similar tax policy was implemented in Kansas and failed miserably. Their economy contracted.
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Of course you also have Texas which has no state income tax and is very busine... |
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Girls only tell me to venmo them money on tinder :(
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I gave my phone to a girl at the bar on saturday for her to give me her number after we talked for like 30 minutes. She venmoed herself 30 bucks and was gone before i relized what happened.
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I sold a $55.5 strike put, so I'm sure it's gonna crush me for doing so.
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Honestly owning mu at 55.5 isn’t a bad deal. Shit will be 70-80 eoy
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Flair checks out
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Give mu a pe of 8 and with eps of 10-12. I can see it hitting ... |
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*raises hand*
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What an idiot.
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I felt alot smarter about a week ago tho
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What are you doing now? Binging on CNBC waiting for Cramer to scream buy buy buy?
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Researching fundamentals for long term buys ... |
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28
1.5mm cash or equivalent...another 300k in real estate,cars etc... no debt.
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What's your proffession?
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I relax a lot in a cheap country and trade for fun.
If I didn't fuck myself on a trade 2 weeks ago I'd have 2.8m cash...but I... |
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i would agree but their stock has doubled since wasting a bunch of money on amy schumer and a middle aged chappelle
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Already down to $369 lmao
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350
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Hahahahaha poor guys didn’t want to listen to me
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General Kenobi!
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Just stocks? No options?
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Correct.
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Pretty nice man, how did you pick your stocks?
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Literally twitter momo, it's the only reason I have an account. Ticker starts getting talked about, I look to see if I'm early or lat... |
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Yahoo finance has a price target of 144. Therefor you're wrong. Checkmate idiot.
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Wtf is Yahoo
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It's a company that produces chocolate milk. On the side they low-key give you free trading data.
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That's actually You-Wh... |
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This company has caused me much grief. As someone who entered the market around the age of 13 (am only 22), I saw pre-crash and post-crash life. I invested smart and held long.
...then I got introduced to options. Lost whatever I gained from investing long, lost more and ... |
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Well maybe they should produced more. I would have happily bought one for my son months ago if they were in stock. I got him a used PSP instead and he loves it.
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Lol, they've been easily in stock for the entirety of the last year. Didn't even have to try ha... |
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California alone outperforms Russia.
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California alone is the 5th biggest economy in the world. What always shocks me is both Canada and Italy are larger than Russia.
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We just legalized weed today in Canada and I purchased taxed weed from ... |
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I got downvoted there once for saying vanguard 500 is a pretty safe way to invest. Nope, Ally 1.25% or the highway.
Yeah enjoy that 1% you fucking serfs. With Trump's inflation you're literally losing money. You're giving it to sharks getting 10-15% out of your money with ... |
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poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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Seriously. The shares are nice but not a lot of folks stick around at a warehouse job for 3+ y... |
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You either have Fuck YOU money or balls bigger than Justified's, maybe both... good for you, faggot
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I haven’t added to my portfolio since $30k I just made two good trades. All of this is “FU” money I guess, I pretend it isn’t real.
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what's... |
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Go fund me is the biggest scam in the game lol
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I know. I feel like I'm missing out by not getting in on it. There's gotta be something impossible that I can sell to stupid people. I just need to figure out how to stay on the right side of the law.
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Where's dat WuTang album nigga?
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i think he said he cant release it in his ama
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why not he owns it lol
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EDIT: I AM WRONG SEE CORTEX's REPLY TO ME BELOW
Still can't copy it since he doesn't own the copyright. He just owns o... |
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I was one of the posters who roasted him. AMA
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Ever tasted your own pee?
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Just on your mother's lips.
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So you kiss corpses?
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How young do you think I am? I banged that broad years ago.
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$500 for a full auto?
Well, why not buy a $30 stripped AR15 lower, drill the 3 hole for an auto sear. Turn in the lower as an illegal full auto gun for a $470 profit.
Whats the risk?
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That's exactly what happens at a lot of these buy backs. They're g... |
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Like you taught everyone about the oil gains they're missing earlier today?
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You guys downvoted me to hell and mocked me so I'll keep that to myself. My post history is nothing but solid information and trading education and I got treated like I'm one of the... |
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Already up +$400 gonna start calling hourlies Faggot’s Ecstasy.
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motion to approve
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Seconded.
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All in favor?
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Aye
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Just buy MU
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Okay. How far out?
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May 25th
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Meehhhhnn MU is a boring stock - already had its rally, I doubt earning will be that great
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Get the fuck out of here then faggot go make your own play
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yeah i made 10X my day job working 1 hour a day putting in trades in the morning and hitting the gym before coming home to see the take profits levels triggered and gains. Another 2 hours before lunch for DD, financial modelling and strategy making for my next degenerate big... |
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Everyone wants to be rich and at the same time don’t want other people to be rich. “hE’S nOT rIcH ENoUgH”
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They don't want people to get rich off their tax paid money.
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The government doesn't cut Amazon a 2.5B cheque, Amazon will pay 2.5B le... |
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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�� how come Mr. SEC is not looking into Mr. Mango or they only care about Elon?
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Look if they couldn't prosecute POTUS for high treason they're not going to prosecute him for market manipulation. He's above the law.
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Yeah, but he didn't comm... |
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They’re opening another one too. They made a decision to make another one basically a week after how crazy the Chinese Costco was.
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were there any grand opening loss-leader deals that would explain the hysteria?
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Every product in the store i... |
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Oil literally just fucked me raw.....
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Not sure you have a firm grasp on the term "literally," friend. At least I hope you don't.
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Not sure you have a firm grasp on the concept of language fluidity, friend.
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So just anything... |
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What contracts did you buy?
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PBR, Puts, Strikes 9, 10, 11, 12. Expiring November 16.
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You do realize you didn't answer the question in it's entirety, right?
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What did I left missing?
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whether calls or ... |
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what in the fuck am I looking at
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He bought 1000 contracts way otm for 2 cents each.
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did he spend 2000 bucks on this then?
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You're god damn right he did
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YOLO
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You only lose once, unle... |
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Love this process. All in until back to starting point. YOLO
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ALL IN OR BUST
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So you're telling me I can risk 350 to make 3k? Teach me senpai
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Pick a high volume options ticker
Pick a direction you think it's going
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Banking on your fathers demise? We got ourselves an admin!
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i didnt even know you can purchase puts on people
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Literally that’s what insurance is
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wouldnt insurance be calls on ppl?
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Life insurance is a ... |
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The penalty you pay for not going with a real brokerage.
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seriously.... dump that broker NOW!
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cheap commissions no?
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Cheaper than cheap, free.
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fuck thats the life, td gets 100 from me daily FUCK
EDIT: that... |
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I hope you make it, can you explain why you think WMT is under-valued? Because I have a hard time assigning a price over $80 to WMT
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Only real competition to Amazon in the online retail space. Actually have a puncher's chance at carving out legitimate market... |
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ez.
https://imgur.com/gallery/2or5q0N
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How do you deal with getting over your losses? this is honestly really hard for me to deal with rn
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I mean, I'm young and dumb and can afford the loss at this age. I'm obviously not happy about it but ... |
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I don't know RH cause I don't use it but it says you made $628.66.
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Yup! I recovered my $13,000 loss AND made an additional $628.66 profit cause I decided to YOLO. Never investing in pennystocks or ETFs every again
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Don't stop now pussy.
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Lol I put ~30k in every single thing I buy every single time. Diversification is for 401ks. 1 dollar per share gains = 10 bills almost always. ALL IN FULL MARGIN BB
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Not sure if you are serious?
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I'm absolutely serious. I set stops at ... |
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Looks down. Haans. Fuck.
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Dude I love my Cole Hanns. Great shoes.
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They just wear out if you daily them. Comfortable though.
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you shouldn't daily any shoes
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Now that’s the damn truth.
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
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Tits and all [serious|
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I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
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U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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You need options
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Honestly I need some ELI5 for that. No fucking clue what I'm reading when I look up those definitions of calls and puts.
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Watch [this](https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trading-for-newbies/episodes/trading-for-newbies-i... |
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I thought this was awesome until I realized you only own 2 shares. LOL
GFY
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I was 11 and my shitstain of a father wouldn't let me trade options, what was I gonna do?
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What about when you were 18, or 21, or 23?
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Time out. ... |
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this is fuckin hot
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I blew my load when she started talking about SNAP covered calls ������
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Is it cool if I jerk off to your girls pic, bra? also maybe you can include some snapshots of your portfolio, gets me off real good. Dat nose can... |
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sounds like prostitution with extra steps if you ask me
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No, you see, they work for eachother...
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Oooui, aren't you a riot in college...
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I add to the Rick and Morty joke. You throw in some unoriginal sarcasm. You tell m... |
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Isn't that straight up bribery lol? That's buying the vote.
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Citizens United says this is OK
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Citizens united says ya super PAC can release Hillary the Movie before the 2008 Democratic Primaries, and that it is wrong for the FEC to censor su... |
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Seriously though, is this legit?
If so, this is brilliant and OP is a masterful faggot.
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"Faggot" is an insulting term. Would you use that at work?
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To piss off people like you
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First, you wouldn't do shit besides gett... |
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It literally says this is because he doesn’t see good value in going long right now. That’s not remotely positive for bulls near term.
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I truly think companies buying back shares is the only thing keeping the market afloat right now. They took the tax savin... |
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It’s not even official yet but well..
RIP all my Chinese holdings Dime, BaBa and JayDick.
Smdh
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It's enough to scare the market
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The market is a bitch
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I mean it's reasonable, the trade war could very well happen and it wo... |
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As an employee of the oil industry I disagree
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As a consumer of the oil industry who drives 100 miles per day, I agree.
As a purchaser of oil stocks, I disagree.
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That’s a hell or a commute there bud
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Not as crazy as it ... |
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Money isn't your problem. Look at your history: you're 20 years old, paying prostitutes for fake relationships, using hard drugs, losing all your cash on gambling. While you might be in good company here, that's all symptoms of serious sickness.
Your head's not on right. Fo... |
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Am I the only one here to think I'm so much better than everyone I know who invests too just because I'm on this sub.
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As of August last year Tim Cook had 1.17M shares. If he still holds that amount he lost about 16.5M since April 14th
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Chances are if you hold a million or more of any share, a 16.5M loss is probably not that much of a concern.
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You can bu... |
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May as well buy stock, since the deeper ITM a call option is, the closer its delta will be to 1, which is basically the equivalent of owning 100 shares of stock.
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Except that the option costs 1/100th and is leveraged by nature but if you plan to hold foreve... |
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proof this isn't a paper account f4gg05
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http://imgur.com/a/pN2Da
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Congrats OP, you are officially a retard.
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OP just made 600k in one day, how does that make you feel?
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Looks like at least 48 people agreed ... |
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so do u use any particular indicators? lin reg?
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Just MACD, 100SMA, 150SMA, and 200SMA
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thanks for the response. thoughts on where FB is headed? up in long term?
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Absolutely no clue. I only focus on stocks about to c... |
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It's hard to realize just how much you're playing with when the numbers get this high. I think WB said it felt like playing a game, and he was just trying to get the high score; he doesn't understand just how much he wins or loses anymore, in terms of actual buying power.
I... |
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With tonight's Mega Millions drawing approaching a one billion dollar jackpot, i thought it would be nice to show this almost three year old thread to some of the newer members of the WSB community. This was one of my first introductions to wallstreet bets. Some autist told ... |
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You had the best of intentions. I’m down $50k just in stock losses. Trying to drink away the pain rn.
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[Been drinking since 1pm!](https://imgur.com/a/PLRunp2)
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I am having a drink for you rn
Prayers friend
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whatcha hav... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't they have negative rates though?
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On their short term bonds the rates are negative, I'm pretty sure
## Speaker_0: ##
Okay I looked it up.
2 year yield = -0.15%
5 year yield = -0.11%
10 year yield = 0.04%
20 year yield = 0.53%
30 year yield = 0.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
this ni��️��️a dumb as fuck
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Damn cuz, my fault for trying to learn stocks at a young age ? lol
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You said you were a sophomore in college...nobody that old should be this dumb.
## Speaker_1: ##
lol ight bro you got , niggas helped me i got ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Positions?
## Speaker_1: ##
I closed out the majority of my positions that got me these gains. Should I post my current positions?
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Post closed position that led to this gain/yolo, history tab.
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/Sj7Xn9H
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Goodbye.
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## Speaker_0: ##
*goes to Starbucks on Wall Street*
"Hello. Where do I buy the stocks?"
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Do you want stocks or shares?
## Speaker_2: ##
yes
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Both with room for milk
## Walls1337bot: ##
Non fat soy mutual funds.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone, dont forget to thank abc news for the flynn dip.
for everyone that had money to buy the dip. good job
for everyone that had all their money on meme stock and didnt have money to buy the dip... F
## Speaker_1: ##
Bought Dow Jones calls a few minutes before the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
## Speaker_1: ##
I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why not sell the 170, buy the 175, for 1.32 and just buy like 10 contracts on the spread. Can make more profit, and reduced risk significantly. Less BP reduction too.
## Speaker_1: ##
I hear you on the spread. I sold the 155 because I wanted to have more dollars that I can ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I would be up for this. How can I get access to it?
## Speaker_1: ##
So I made it a public calendar, you should be able to click the link and add it to your gmail (I believe).
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hey I'm having some trouble adding dick pics to it. It keeps saying the imag... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
This hurts. This may be worse than the great /r/me_irl bamboozle of 2016
## Speaker_0: ##
How dumb are you? Everyone was saying its fake. He's an inverse indicator. Go back to /.r./.a.l.l.
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Lol I'm not from all
## Speaker_1: ##
Then you're an idiot w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Moon?
## Speaker_1: ##
Moon was priced in. Netflix is going to Titan.
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Hate to break it to you bud, but Titan is a moon.
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Uranus then
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fun Fact: you can fit 63 earths inside Uranus
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64 if you relax
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone in high school uses snap though. She’s just weird compared to everyone else
## Speaker_1: ##
Can confirm. My friend's sister still uses it...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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care to share with the class?
## Speaker_2: ##
bruh she’s probably in high school lmao
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How does talking about options even come up on tinder?
## Speaker_1: ##
Her profile said she was into trading stocks
## Speaker_2: ##
you're getting catfished my guy
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m not gonna say why but a lot points to the fact that it’s a real girl. I will say that... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
wait i thought opec was increasing production to drop the price of oil so demand doesn't go down
## Speaker_1: ##
yes but what you're forgetting is that the president is retarded
## Speaker_2: ##
Haha, I know, right? A self-made billionaire who become President of the Uni... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I am a Trump voter and I hate Amazon, hated them for years and will continue to hate them till I'm dead. I hope Jack Ma rips Jeff Bezos heart out of his chest and eats it in front of him. Long $BABA $EBAY $WMT
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ok but why
## Speaker_0: ##
Shitty busines... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tesla killer
## Speaker_1: ##
Any $10 bagholders? There has to be one of you here
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Yo.
## Speaker_1: ##
Don't be a tease, post your position
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Not a huge position.
Stock Shares Purchase Price Inital Value Current Gain Total ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
tesla sells cars as fast as they produce them. They only need to ramp up production to make the stock go to 300
## Speaker_1: ##
Uhhh under generally accepted accounting principles Tesla loses $19k for every car sold...
## Speaker_2: ##
That loss is attributed to what? Li... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Which god damn restaurant is this
## Speaker_1: ##
Applebee’s fam
## Speaker_2: ##
r/wallstreetsbets meet up at applebees
## Speaker_3: ##
I can reheat my own frozen tendies, thanks
## Walls1337bot: ##
But they aren't unlimited!
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