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I can imagine an IRS agent is going to find this sub and laughing his/her ass off at all the tax write-offs we have floating around.
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You can only claim so much, though. A couple years ago, I took a huge hit, and only last year used the last of it up due to ... |
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I feel like the next debt crisis will be how many people have used federal loan money to gamble on stocks lol
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students have been using federal loan money to buy booze and drugs for a long time
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Didn’t know people actually get handed a ch... |
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“Sorry my son did something on my phone”
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What's really sad is both Microsoft and Apple had to allocate many, many millions to a fund to those who complain. You could effectively commit millions in fraud and get away with it this way. Not that I encourage it... |
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I am actually banned forever from that sub for saying people who make 500K are not human garbage. It is a fucking dictatorship ran by idiots, which is unsurprisingly similar to all of the communist countries in our history.
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I got banned for saying a guy ma... |
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How do CEOs of companies fuck up this bad? It's like the lumber 84 super bowl ad. Now that CEO is saying they support Trump and the wall because so much of their business is calling and canceling. What the fuck is wrong with how these idiot's brains work. Did they drink too ... |
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I'll admit that I only joined this sub about 4 months ago, but even in that timeframe I've noticed quite a drop in quality. But tbh, there's no really going back. The bigger this sub gets, the worse the content will be. Its always been like that for any sub
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This stock is the future, load up boys. See you all with my 4x returns in a year or two.
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Doubt it
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Yea this will probably mirror Snapchat performance
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Spotify has 100M paying subs
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So what if they are losin... |
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No. Are you retarded.
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Trucks.
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Fleet.
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Future EV.
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Mustang.
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not sure who to inverse now
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The only play is not to invest in Ford. Seriously. No win situation.
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I kick myself on the regular for not dropping it... |
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What a fucking bitch
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white knight downvotes. she took a private conversation and posted it publicly to humiliate someone. definitely a bitch
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Tbf I think he probably had a good idea that she would do something like that.
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lol, more bluffing and blackmailing before the negotiation. But why would Xi give a damn even if trump put on the tariff? Chinese economy slowed down from 6.7 to 6.5 while US economy slowed down from 3.9 to 3.5 for q3 2018. Meanwhile we are also running record budget and tra... |
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You're also forgetting my linkedin request. Since we're talking about actions here.
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If employer asked about your contact with him what would you say?
"We're internet friends"
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"We suck each other off sometimes, it's super casual tho"
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Last day to get them tax losses. WSB knows all about that.
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How are people selling today for tax losses? The trades are unlikely to settle fast enough with the weekend, and New Year's day coming up.
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For tax purposes they go by the actual da... |
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Holding options past ER is straight up degenerate gambling. Not that that's necessarily wrong - but it takes an extremely high level of risk tolerance. Even though the overwhelming consensus is that SNAP is gonna keep tanking, any spark of good news or positive guidance can ... |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/992890073908572160
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This guy is a fucking clown honestly. You can love him or hate him but I don't understand how people take him seriously.
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Because he is a self made billionaire and he sells self ... |
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| $5000-$100,000 https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/home.php
You need minimum of $10,000 to open an interactive brokers account nigga.
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/r/theydidthemath
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/r/dontfuckingsayit
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/r/theydidthemonstermath
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As a corporation, Amazon has the fiduciary responsibility to minimize costs. If USPS is too cheap, work with Congress to raise rates.
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That's what he's trying to do. He's putting Amazon on blast to raise public awareness and support. Public gets on their ... |
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wtf how else am i supposed to get my stock picks
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Find a better way to title posts that doesn't cause people to trade emotionally.
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i understand you man but its their choice in the end, no ones coming to their terminal and focring them to do... |
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Do you consider yourself to be a genius ?
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If I was, I wouldn't be on this sub and trading options.
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so then what do you think faggot
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Get out now and never come back?
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You are a genius!
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So to be rich you have to be a sober celibate who buys and holds dividend stocks and index funds. How bad do you really want to be rich?
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To get the rich you got to be an angry old man in your teens. You know how he got BH in the first place? He bought a lo... |
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Apple should fucking start inovating with new phone, not just re wash the same shit over and over. Maybe then they will stop sucking shit
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It is not just that, they also increase the price 15-20% every year. I always wonder when will their fan boys fed up w... |
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I would worry about the other cornholes in jail when he shows up.
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Guy weighs 90 lbs soaking wet...
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He's going to white collar prison, not San Quentin. He'll be okay.
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Regardless, my point stands. Wherever he's put, he won'... |
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Schwab just matched.
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That's when you know the market is about to get poppin because they're competing for a flood of retail millennial investors.
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While this looks good. This still is only good for 10-lotters. The millenial bunch is stil... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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Hopefully he dies on the street
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My family owns a mansion. I'll die there one day. :)
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Brb building a catapult to t... |
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I bought puts at cliff and rode that down to core. Probably gonna get into nov 2 $7 puts Now.
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$7.5 11/2 Puts all day. This shit stock is gonna be $5 by Jan 2019
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Well fuck. I put all my “trading” money on it few weeks back when I heard abo... |
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See you on the front page, boys
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wtf is the source material im so confused
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To catch a predator.
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is it real or fake
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Pretty sure it's real and those guys actually get arrested.
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Haha, wow.
I can't respond to all you guys, but I'm impressed like 70 of you just left me nice messages on here, also some just in my inbox. I guess I hit a nerve. Did all your puts expire today? I hope so. I see like 5 threads about people being upset about the stock marke... |
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Play stock roulette.
In 30 days sell the bottom 3 performers (appreciation rate not total value), invest the earnings equally into top 3. 30 days later, sell bottom 3, invest the earnings equally into top 3. Repeat until you are down to 6. Bottom 2 go into top 2. Then down... |
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I can't hear you over my deductible-free health care.
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How long was the wait for those services?
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About 20 minutes.
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If its an actual emergency and not some soccer mom concerned that her kid has a runny nose then you get i... |
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Damn you is retarded
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He can just get another loan from a different bank to pay off this loan. Full-proof plan.
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Lol noobs.
1. Get loan from bank
2. Buy bank with loan
3. Forgive your loan
4. Profit
Thank you.
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"hello mr. b... |
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In the last 36 months of trading, have you returned 8% gains?
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8% APR, meaning he would be charged interest of 8% each year he had the loan
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Yes he has to beat that rate to make a profit
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And that’s gotta be After taxes on t... |
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First day day trading...
>I seriously think I could make a living doing this.
lol
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This thread's a wild ride. I don't know why people are downvoting OP, I'm pretty entertained by the fact that I can't tell if she's naive or trolling. She's walking th... |
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I swear that sub has actual communists in it
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Well they say that pretty plainly on their sidebar
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I wonder if they realize the irony of banning dissenting opinions/facts and communism’s failures. I mean thats basically exactly what happened ... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Thank you u/jartek . The amount of Clinton supporters that have swarmed in here in the last 3 months is too high.
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The amount of faggots who care which candidate everyone else supports is too damn high. Quit trying to convert this subreddit to a trump safe ... |
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Money isn't worth it. You got 660k somehow, you can get it again.
And if you can't, it doesn't matter. You're worth more than some paper.
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Maybe it was inheritance and he's so retarded he'll never make another dollar in his life
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I fell ... |
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Ur forgetting that interest rates r going to 0 so the cost of servicing this debt will be negligible, also when the fed goes back to qe and inflation picks up that’ll further reduce the debt burden. Fucking retard
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Doesn't mean lenders are going to write 0% ... |
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And this was just from a 1% move in AAPL. Can't wait for the 10% move.
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You still have UVXY?
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No, had to sell evrything to get margin for this trade
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Only you could sell UVXY the day before a 13% spike.
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se... |
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Can we, as a group; collectively suck your dick?
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Yes, but don't let it get on r/all so we don't let the plebs in again
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Then who's going to juggle your gigantic balls?
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[You're doing a pretty good job](http://imgur.co... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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OP, there’s still a chance for 7/20 $90.
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Its true, if you go by the real movie plot the 7/20s actually pull this off
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Just give him one more minute!
Harry will do it, he doesn't know how to fail...
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~~Harry~~ Marty
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I hate all of you
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Yea seconded, this thread might as well be my personal hit list. We've had so many stupid fuckers getting wrecked by AMD this is the one week people threw money at it and it worked out.
I think this is actually a good indicator for the a... |
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GODDAMMIT ROBINHOOD GIVE ME OPTIONS
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So on top of updating your investment profile based on the other thread, you also need to send support an email asking when you will get options. I updated the profile last week and sent an email yesterday afternoon. Got ... |
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Just follow directions, faqqot.
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you're allowed to swear here bud
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Yea, but the fucking mods are all up in my shit.
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Dude, it's fine to say faggot. See? Nothing happened.
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Woah! I always got the auto bot. Th... |
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I don't understand why he didn't just take his millions and retire instead of engaging in all of this insanity.
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What a weird choice of subreddit to post this comment on.
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Would it help if I said my vision of retirement is steak and hookers?... |
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Should I hold my MSFT calls thru earnings? $114
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I'm holding $135 calls. You are safe.
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$135?? Are they for 2020?
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Jan 2019
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why the fuck would a website ban like 70% of their own content...
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Because someone in a decisioning making spot decided to ride their moral high horse, without regard to if it was a good idea or not
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Or Apple pulled their app due to the por... |
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Please tell me you sold, you shouldnt be holding this through earnings
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Why not
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You doubled your initial investment on FOMO and hype, if TSLA doesn’t report the best Quarter they’ve ever had, you will die to IV crush or a possible drop/side... |
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So long US treasuries, and short gold and silver. Got it! ��
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This is actually probably not a bad idea.
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Been buying T-Bills all year.
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I bought literal gold, literal physical gold (Aside from concrete gold). It's stupid but... |
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No such thing as a ENVV on RH
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http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/envv
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He lost 75%. Why are you happy?
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Friends love to see friends get cucked you nerd
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With friends like you who needs enem... |
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How do I short everything this guy does?
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So I looked through his posts and I feel like he’s trolling because he has said, and I’m not fucking kidding -
Put 12K in account, got RH Gold free trial.
Bought 24K of stock in SNAP, FIT, and Chinese meme stocks... |
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God those new SW movies are so bad
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Rogue One is one of the best SW movies imho. The others, though... they're really bad, yeah.
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I'd disagree, the characters are paper thin. None of them have any agency.
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They're one-of... |
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Buy the dip!
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But where's the bottom? :(
Also I bought this knowing it was overvalued so that's another problem
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My technical analysis indicates we have reached bottom. It's all up from here. Trust me.
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joke or real... |
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Sell some Apple and MSFT calls from Friday.
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Any hope this week that Apple stays green? Do I have my head up my ass hoping for this?
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Given this weekend's news, it'll probably be red tomorrow but may go up by Wednesday.
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...so you cannot have more than 400 karma while on that sub?
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If you have over 400, that means you're karma rich, and therefore a bad person. Only bad people have a lot of anything.
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Good I dont want those fags to know how I built a 56k port... |
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Has anyone really fact checked this?
I know $100,000 was a lot of money back then, but I find it hard to imagine Nike would offer 10% of its equity for a sponsorship deal... some sketchy management if true lol
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It was when Nike was starting out and hadn't l... |
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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He won’t serve the full 7. But this is bullshit, way way too harsh.
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There is no parole in the federal system anymore. He can get credit fo... |
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This past Friday was nuts. At one point I was down $3,000 and ended up profiting $540 after selling EOD.
Also time to move all of my funds back over to optionshouse. I just transfer over all of my money to a new/different broker when this happens. Close to 25K.
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Don’t let Bernie Sanders see this he is gonna be so pist
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Bro I hate it when my fellow liberals attack Jeffy B, Zuckdawg, Musk, and Kylie Jenner.
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Yeah, I just kinda hate when my fellow liberals just blindly attack the rich in general. I... |
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just loled at the idea of anyone here hedging anything let alone a meme stock
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Idk, people do straddles all the time. As long as there is sufficient price movement, you'll make some kind of profit.
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>as long as
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This is a 1 day chart...
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That’s the point
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1 day is not 2 months....
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Jesus Christ that’s why I posted it
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But you posted 2 months and it’s only a 1 day
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Hooly fuck you guys are... |
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Where my AMZN/AAPL call holders at?
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Hello, you called?
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Prob be green monday morning gonna buy a couple puts, have 100 shares but think its gonna drop some this week.
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Drop off this news or continues from T rate increase... |
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Hilarious.
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I don't get it.
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> Who is playing the decision tomorrow
If this was your thesis... then may God have mercy on your soul.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you've got no idea what you're doing and when the wind blows, you ... |
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Some poor bloke must have had a market order and bought at 13.62.
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That's me...
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FYI you need to not panic sell tomorrow. its down. dont sell low
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Get the fuck out of here and never come back.
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I forgot wsb... |
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Hopefully make back the 15k I just lost today.
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I think you gave all your money to me :(
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Well then give it back and we'll call it even
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I'll order you some consolatory pizza if you pm me your address and what type of pizza... |
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Lol he’s telling China what to do, I’m assuming this will go well.
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He also called Kim Jung Un short and fat after Kim shot some rockets over JApan and threatened to Nuke Guam. Trump's middle school bully tactics appeared to be super effective.
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Any dates you recommend?
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i bought 10/4 hoping they keep burning their money on useless advertisement. this free shipping scheme is an obvious “WE NEED HELP PLEASE BUY $75 EVERY PURCHASE” which nobody is going to bite. the only chqnce to save macy’s is ulta ... |
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Herro, I am from r/all , wuts goin on here?
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OP has .25 million invested in Micron and is saying for 500 upvotes, he will stay invested through a MU earnings report, which may drive the value of the stock up or down how depending on the news / report numbers... |
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6 months, a fine and 3 years of probation, probably.
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He's facing 20 years
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That's max no one ever gets max. Oj did like 9/20 years for a much more serious crime and he's black
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The prosecution for the texting suicide girl ... |
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Let's see. Spotify is being strangled by music companies eating their tendies, AAPL and GOOG have competing offerings, and at least AAPL seems serious about dominating the market. Several of the big names in tech are actively competing with Dropbox as well and Microsoft's of... |
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Oh my — so we have a long weekend, you have a theta of 0.0127 x 3. Meaning if price is unchanged your option will open Tuesday at about .13 — Genius work.
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Weekend theta decay is priced the fuck in tard.
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No
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Then tell me , ... |
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A nice house in Naples FL?
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Dude we're rich AF here in Florida, we dont have greedy liberal state taxes. Well that's until they all move here....
Edit: for the mouth breathers, when you couple in CoL Florida shits all over any blue state. High rent/taxes/fo... |
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I mean come on guys it’s not hard
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The other day, someone posted his -90% gain in wsb. After 6 weeks of trading.
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He should've went with a positive loss to offset his negative gain.
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For any person who makes money on a sha... |
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positions?
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I lost all my money on 4/20 (FDs on BLK, DE, and BOH) but I still like to give people financial advice
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I just bought some FDs on AMD at all-time high, match me bro.
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Amateur here. Wtf are FDs
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It's probably not in a lot of ETF funds, Also, it's worth 2 billion which is way less than $SNAP. All in on $MTCH
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What do you mean it's worth $2Bil? The market cap is $10 and a half B right now.
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I'm seeing 2.3b for $MTCH
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I'm still waiting on my refund from Robinhood
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What happened to RH?
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I put all my money on MU and lost a few hundred dollars. If you call them before the end of the day they permit one free refund every month. It's what the banks call FDIC ... |
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The inventor of fucking calculus can't predict the market.
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he didn't read CNBC
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FOX\*
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Buzzfeed Markets**
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Wizdaddy**
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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AYYYYYYMD : These bags are getting heavier and that's just what they'll do. One day these bags will forsure kill you.
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I decided to cut my losses. I'll buy back in when it hits $7....
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You think it'll hit 7? Damn.
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A week ... |
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Scientist- so how much fuel will we need if the car weighs 2500 pounds
Elon- call it 2620
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Tesla...fuel...pick one
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Understanding that rockets need fuel...nitpicking his comment...pick one
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I've made my choice.
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stock has run up over 60 cents since I posted this, making me a happy camper so far today. anyone else on wsb joining me on this yolo? I doubt the run up had anything to do with my post. even though its low volume, today's vol has been decent. I didn't buy any more shares si... |
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Thank you for the gayest thing I have ever read in my fucking life.
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I'm assuming you havent read that MNKD DD by /u/xBonerDetective then???
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Whoa whoa whoa! You're badmouthing SUNE junior.
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I can't wait to nut in your... |
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I would like to invest in this Frodo meme. i've seen it twice now in the last 24 hours, and i think it's going places.
## Speaker_1: ##
Long $FRDO
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Meme died in September short Frodo
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Frodo is short to begin with. Double down on the double... |
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Hey. Wanna make 10k? Just need 500k. ������
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He probably just made another 40k.
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A warning. It could be -9k just as easily. There’s no magic money. Unless you lived in 2017. What a year.
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My president promised us a bull mar... |
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This bull ride is not over yet faggot. Hop on the leveraged ETF ship comrad
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X3 leverage is for pussies. I was on x65 leverage. Sold part of my position and am on a less buttclenching x40 leverage.
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How does one even achieve x65 lev?
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Without posting numbers, I can't tell if you lost $100 or your kids' college fund.
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A months salary THE IMPLICATIONS
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so $400?
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$3.99
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tree fiddy
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## Speaker_0: ##
Alright I'm in let's go I know Java is that any useful
## Speaker_1: ##
I successfully installed a minecraft mod one time in middle school. Let me know how I can help
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I paid for WinRAR where do I stand?
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I installed MS office on my laptop... |
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dead cat bounce, they missed their production goals but oh don't worry Daddy Musk is sleeping in the factory now!
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I guess he’ll be sleeping there till their valuation hits $650b
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I hear he has plans to build a hammock hanging down in the m... |
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Every time I go to COSTCO, no matter the hour or the day, it is at near riot levels from the crowds of people flowing in and out of the place...
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And good luck getting out without spending >$100
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I spent only $74 last weekend at Costco... |
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Sometimes I get down on where I am in life and what I'm doing. Did I get the right degree, am I making enough, am I investing right and such. But then I'm reminded that Amazon warehouse workers are a thing and then it cheers me right up. What an utter dystopian existence.
#... |
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OP did you get FB at $30 also?
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Anyone could have bought FB for $30 mere days after it IPO'd.
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Like this... http://imgur.com/QP7BLSg
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I applaud your trade and current profit if you still hold it, but I laugh at the quanti... |
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The fact reddit has even gotten to a point where we are willing to post this and people will give you karma is fairly astonishing.
I feel bad for ya man. I hope you end up okay but I have zero understanding of how you deal with losing what most consider a lifetime of savin... |
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going to jump back up during the call
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It better fuckikg julp back up bc we're nearly 9% down. Who know this could fall 20% by tomorrow end if they don't do something. Fuck goldman
## Speaker_2: ##
Goldman always wins. Get used to it, everyone else has for ... |
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Picture of you with a 1/10th scale Eiffel tower up your ass without lube or ban
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It would be 100 feet tall
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What’s your point
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Just the tip?
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All in or ban.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Stopping rate hikes would fuck up the actual economy. The market will find a way to crash, it always does. In that case fed will have little tools to boost the economy.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's basically hike rates and bad economy or
don't hike rates and bad economy plus mas... |
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Can someone TLDR this, I'm busy counting SQ tendies
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They put a TLDR at the bottom of the article:
>SUMMARY OF EMAIL CHAIN
>Email to Donald Trump Jr. refers to setting up meeting with a Russian lawyer.
>Email cites sensitive information that is '... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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Seriously. The shares are nice but not a lot of folks stick around at a warehouse job for 3+ y... |
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Good thing these soyboiz are mostly anti gun.
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Not really. Communists support arming working class people. You're thinking of liberals.
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There’s a difference?
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Of course there's a difference. Read "combat liberalism" by cha... |
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Ur boi is a fuckin stable genius. He inherited Obama's bull market and may be cratering it.
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Obanga never had a bull market. Just his election alone plunged the US into one of the worse elections of all time. In contrast to Trump who ushered us into the gre... |
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He's going to talk so much shit to these EU negotiators. I hope somebody records that hilarity. Trump hates the EU
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I do too. Fuck the European Union. Its just one giant anti-european conglomerate. And by European im talking about the natives of Europe that ... |
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I tell men all the time u want to be rich and be financially free simple, save. Dont have kids parasites that just feed off your net worth and don't get married so they cant take half your net worth.
That woman is about to rape u in court and take all the money u have w... |
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