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Nobody here can afford Samsung stock.
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It's only the equivalent of $1,452.87 per share.
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Nobody here can afford Samsung stock.
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A few people can. Maybe it's just you.
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Nobody here can afford Samsung stoc... |
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Freakanomics recently rebroadcasted a show about how little the average person knows about finance. For instance, about 70% of people don't know that if you put $100 into a savings account with 2% interest for five years that you would have more than $102 dollars at the end.... |
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F
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U
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why uranium? crude is going to tank and take every other energy stock with it.
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Because it has low float and lot of people are talking about it on stocktwits.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ THey also have lithium claims
I don't know just felt good and its only $1 can't go down... |
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What was the profit at the top of the graph?
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There was a glitch and it said something like $30000, its fixed itself though
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Pretty sure that was right? You're profit started dipping?
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No, we have Robinhood remember lol.... |
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This information makes me want to work at the Goldman Sachs.
## Speaker_1: ##
What if I told you you need to spend $40,000 a year to have a wardrobe your coworkers won't laugh at you for?
I don't care. I want to work for the Goldman Sachs.
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> What if I ... |
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I'm so happy. Today was sad with all that red. It was even depressing after they beat earnings to see that shit trade sideways. But this is fucking outstanding. Hope it holds till open.
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I bought $105 calls when it was in the 104s and kinda regretted it bec... |
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I hope that's not 100% of your portfolio...
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I'm not that crazy, it is about 13% and probably my biggest gamble to date.
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Howd you grow your account?
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With water, lots of it
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Like from the toilet? Everyo... |
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wtf.....no way this is a real acct.
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Why? This is how traders make money.
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I get it and know it is a possibility, but it just blows my mind that someone with a 1 million dollar bet on a stock would be spending time on reddit WSB I hope... |
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ALL IN BITCHES!!
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Why all in? don't believe GEO's fluff about other markets. The US was their cash cow.
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While this is obviously pretty shit news for people in the industry, the truth of the matter is that the infrastructure is going to take... |
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UPDATE: My money is back
Basically I was all in on NFLX last week with a stop loss at $102.82. Woke up to see this shit. Saw I had no pending orders or positions and thought I had maybe made a mistake with an order or something (done that before).
Then I started thinki... |
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Every fucking day with this shit
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I'm gonna keep posting about my love for Lisa as long as she keeps making me money
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Remember when AMD was $3 and every cuck and their brother spewed vomit about useless this company was?
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I... |
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Good for Germany?
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basically nothing will change. She stays Chancellor, most likly until 2021. This position was important for her, but rather because of internal CDU political struggles. It just means it opens up another potential daily battlefield she has ... |
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I really don’t know who this guy is. But still, fuck that guy!!! 2 first names are still not acceptable.
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His brother also has two first names
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I would assume any of their family members would have two first names.
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no thei... |
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You’re 18...Where did you get 45,000 to invest?! Trust fund?
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No I started with 3000 from my summer job initially.
Then I built up other capital.
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“Built up other capital?”
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Started a local marketing business, made a few th... |
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lmaooo
blowout quarter incoming
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This is correct. Huge revenues. iPhone destroyed competition in that quarter, as did the Apple Watch. App Store had amazing sales, $20 billion in 2016 alone, after doing $60 billion total in 2008-2015.
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Jesus they are in full crisis control. TSLA down 25% tomorrow.
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At no point in that article did I get "full crisis control". You're trying too hard.
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Just releasing that article is full crisis control. In this investor’s humble opinion.... |
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Shares?
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Yes around 40k shares at 4.95 average
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Kiss your trust fund goodbye m8
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See, with shares I have that nice stop limit advantage :) although I’m so confident I haven’t set one yet hahaha
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Just ... |
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::sheepishly raises hand::
​
Remember me? [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/74nyxw/im\_the\_monopoly\_man\_that\_trolled\_equifax\_ama/](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/74nyxw/im_the_monopoly_man_that_trolled_equifax_ama/)
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Hey ... |
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I don't get it what are we supposed to be laughing at here? Leaving out the other 7 years of the Obama recovery to make Don look good?
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S&P dropped 50% obamas first year. It took him 8 years to get it to +600 points from when he was voted in. Trump is +... |
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Special thanks to /u/MRPGuy for the conversion. Only until I started reading about what $AMZN has been up to lately did I realize how fucking stupid I was.
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All good. You'll be fine. AMZN really is taking over everything. I'm sure we will see a dip...and ... |
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If it's real make sure you put money away for taxes. Uncle Sam gonna want his.
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He got into the top tax bracket literally overnight. [edit: actually shot up a couple tax brackets, the highest is a little farther up]
451k - 57k = 394k
30% * 394 = $118k taxe... |
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King of PR
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Very true. My first thought was holy shit! He was not kidding he is launching a car.
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That's a new level of Flexing cash. You may have summer at the Hamptons money, but you will never have Coupe in Mars orbit money.
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What's sad is Walmart is one of the highest paying employers in my town. By a large margin
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Oof.
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12 an hour starting is insane and the managers make obscene money (for my town). 60k annual+? Whew lad I'd kill for that.
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Be... |
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I don't believe in Roku. I know it's a great pump & dump at this moment, but I don't think it'll break trough.
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I didn't know they still existed until they had an IPO.
Threw it in the dumpster years ago for a $20 Amazon firestick.
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Ever... |
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LMFAO. Dudes refuse to leave a store after not buying anything and it's the employees fault. Gotta love the libtards
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As a black man, I approve this message. Its like people forgot that you can get arrested for trespassing.
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honestly...... |
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I'm not buying anything until the market takes out the March 2009 lows.
Should be only a couple of days now.
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Is there a magic number?
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I fully expect the S&P500 to drop 90% over the next few months. Everyone thinks a repeat of 1929-3... |
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After inviting 16 people I finally got AAPL last weekend.
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>After inviting 16 people I finally got AAPL
If the AAPL stock is still 1 in 200, you had a 12.5% chance of winning so you still got pretty lucky
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WSB math lol, pretty sure its ... |
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Yummi yummi tendies
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That peak was around 44k with 4500 traded to start out with.. . I'm retarded...
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What day was that peak on?
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That was Sept 22. Infamous
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Damn. 4.5k to 44k in a month.
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All jokes aside, hopefully none of us has to experience own children with down sydrome. That is some unreal psychological pressure from beginning on.
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I'd abort
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Thats very dangerous for woman tho. Her hormonal level would be destroyed for ... |
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Watch MU drop 10% then either buy calls and watch it drop more or do nothing and watch it recover 3%
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Tfw micron is headed towards 50 and you realize earnings are in 17 days
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���� or ����, guess we'll see in a few days.
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What the literal fuck
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In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
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WeWork customers... |
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2%? 2?? That’s shittier than inflation. This fund will be worth nothing by the time the kid is 65.
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Tada we turned your 60k that we took from random people into 500 dollars!
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That was actually an interesting notion. So would you be okay w... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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He said it's play money so ya, very rich
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Very rich
Uses Robinhood cause commission is too ex... |
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Yes it should totally be fine as long as you made sure to inform your fellow wsb'ers what the company is ��
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I mean if it’s posted on a public forum it’s no longer an insider secret right?
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I've yet to see a straight answer on this lol
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Time to go longer on oil.
## Speaker_1: ##
Your point is that the bankruptcy will create shortage of oil supply from Venezuela?
## Speaker_2: ##
Yes, Venezuelan oil production is down 30%.
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But that is due to the cheap price of oil, if oil went up Venezue... |
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Hahahahah this is the President of the honorable united states of America... I feel sorry for all of you
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Why this is down voted? Are you satisfied with Trump ruining your Reputation in the world ?
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remember when Bush “ruined” our reputation... |
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This sub just feels like TD, but with people who lose money in the stockmarket...
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It’s becoming unbearable.
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Youre never getting the impeachment :) just face up to it and devote energy to a more worthy cause.
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You’re righ... |
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Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
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Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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As I noted in some other SNAP-hype post that I can't seem to find now, the obvious red flag is that SNAP is going out of its way to brand itself as a camera company. A CAMERA company! In 2017.
You can buy fucking Eastman Kodak for $560 million, and still have $24.5 bill... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
26% in options is jack shit.
Can we ban this hobo?
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Post your gains from today fag bag
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I spent more on trading fees this week than your entire account value.
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So basically you’re fucking stupid
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Nah, I'm... |
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1. How old are you?
2. How many years you've been trading/learning options?
3. Have you passed any series exams? (if yes, list them)
4. How big/large are your options trades?
5. Did you go to an ivy league school? (yes or no, no need to name the school)
6. Which ... |
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This is retarded. He built and shipped small working capsules that they could have used to rescue the boys/coach. The fact they didn't use them doesn't mean he didn't try.
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How would they get an inflexible cocoon through the narrow bend? Getting the kids out... |
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At least while this asshole wrecks the economy we can profit off puts and buy calls when it hits bottom.
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Let’s face it. A recession is going to hit sooner or later no matter what. But I kinda hate Trumpboi over here for making it sooner than I anticipated ... |
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He looks like he had the foresight to know this picture would some day end up on a degenerate gambling subreddit embroidered in rainbow dicks. Like fundamentally, he disproves, but he cant hide the fact that its still a little bit funny.
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$5,000 says Warr... |
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Muskrat tweeting random stuff so his lawyer can say he always tweets out of mind
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Pretty much what I’ve said before, he does it to seem overworked and on the edge.
But he ends up being like those kids in class that would pour milk on themselves then laugh “... |
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You won't sell at $200 though. You'll hold like a faggot until they hit $150.
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Or until $2,000 (in like 10 yrs)
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Lol the electric car company with half the market cap of VW is going to be worth a quarter trillion in a decade.
K
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bought some chips on the dip
http://m.imgur.com/Nr2vlfg
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What app is that?
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chaturbate. com app
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Lol of course
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(;
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Any chance you actually tell me? I'm new and appreciate the meme... |
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What was your major in college? How’d you end up at the job you are now?
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Was a math major at a decent school and applied to my first job via a posting on the career site. Moved around by following people and being good at interviews I guess. It helps to lo... |
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I will take over.
## Speaker_0: ##
You are dirt poor faggot.
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Maybe but at least I'm not heading to jail.
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He will at least have a roof.
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Hey I stay at my mom's place, I have a roof.
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Trolling:
"When picking investments, millennials with TD Ameritrade accounts prefer a collection of low-cost Vanguard funds,"
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as a millennial, I make sure I have 200$ on amd through robinhood at all times.
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Only $200? Fuck, I named my kid... |
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Sweet. Where is your profit?
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exactly this
talking is easy. i can say whatever i want if i dont buy and eventually, i will hit one; then i can say 'oh see i told you so.' if OP were really that confident in his statements, he would've put his money whe... |
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Basically everyone here is set on tax writeoffs for the rest of their lives after a couple years of trading. I mean I invested ~2K last year, made 2K and I think if I remember correctly I had 10K in "losses" to write off but I could only use 3K a year. I don't understand ... |
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I wish it was a publicly traded company
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I don’t think they’ll ever go public
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They won't because they want to remain closed on Sundays. I'm at Chick-fil-A right now every parking spot is taken and both lines at the drive-thru are backed u... |
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Watch Donny tweet back some shit like ‘Very nice offer but not enough! No trade deficit or no deal!’
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You just made me go flaccid.
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I joke but everything he’s said makes me think he believes that any trade deficit with any country automatica... |
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As someone who performed really well and poorly, much like you're experiencing currently, there are a few take aways.
First, STOP revenge trading! You're in an emotional state. Make rational decisions and put down the trading. Markets will always be there.
Second, get hig... |
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Check out the first comment on there lol
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Nailed it.
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Too lazy to find. What it say?
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>investing
>Wallstreetbets
Pick one.
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Also this comment:
>It's more of a "How not to ... |
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I don't get how they got a loan at all.... theres no way this turns around
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My guess is Hudson Bay has some agreement to acquire their IP or the company in that 6 Mil where they will take over anything of value and try to resell it or fire everyone and take ... |
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So whole foods was just screwing everybody before?
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Whole Foods is known for its appeal to upper-middle class shoppers who prefer organic/non GMO/farm raised foods. Pretty sure most people knew Whole Foods was overpriced they just didn't care because "brand... |
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What's his ROI?
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He was able to turn 660k into $300. I'm not optimistic.
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In all seriousness, while he's a top tier meme, Shkreli is one joke of an investor. The guy is being investigated purely due to how fucking bad he is.
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I got banned on there
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That’s a rite of passage around here
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If you post here, aren’t you automatically banned from LSC?
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My ban notification said that it was because I had over 300 karma in /r/wallstreetbets, so kinda
Ne... |
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how? did you fucking buy at $63 lmao?
its up god damn 40%+ in a month jackass.
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You’re always mad
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Ya. Im actually afraid of him. I see HinduHamma I run
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Religion of peace
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I think he trades alot, doe... |
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Few people to talk to about it in real life, as most of my friends/family don’t even know what a call or a put is. Don’t mention the dollar sums either, as they’d be shocked with how casually I’m placing thousands in trades when I’m a lot more frugal in real life. Maybe if a... |
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mine isnt doing this?
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Need level 3 noob
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shit.
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dont worry mad easy to get
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what do i need to do
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Seriously just lie.
## Speaker_0: ##
suprised theyd give me normal options but not corri... |
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You prolly own 30% of that dirt company alone! They're glad the lights will stay on another month
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$48,000(his stake)/ 42,640,000(mkt cap) = .1125% share of the company
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Where are you getting a 42mil mkt cap data from?
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Ju... |
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I'm a Swedish-American, take a look at their high personal debt levels and crazy overpriced housing market. Got so many immigrants ready and willing to work, but of course you can't lower the quality of already existing jobs lol... Although there is so much building that nee... |
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"Investing"
## Speaker_0: ##
I say investing because I was spending all of that cash before on bullshit.
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Bullshit lasts forever, these trades do not.
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But the gains do when you lock em in
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It's only temporary, a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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That sub is fucking depressing.
## Speaker_2: ##
Why? It's people looking for help and people looking to help. Unless you find the idea of poverty is depre... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What kind of autismo are you that you are in a non finance/engineering field?
## Speaker_1: ##
My degree in pan-racial gender-liquid studies will pay off one day, you'll see. You'll all see.
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Degree in philosophy here. More money than my friends who studied... |
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Liquidating all my MSFT today as its my least volatile stock and going put spreads left and right on these tariff sectors.
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Already priced in
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PRICED IN
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P R I C E D I N
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We’re gonna need some R I C I N
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol what a faggot cuck. lets hope he goes to prison for 15 years.
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Fag
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chortle on shkreli's balls you cuck
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Imagine the only insult you know is calling someone a cuck. Project more while Tyrone fucks your wife lmao
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:(
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if only you bought nintendo calls instead
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They don't do options for ADRs or at least for nintendo. You have a global trading account?
## Speaker_3: ##
Pretty sure IB has that ability. Not 100℅ sure but they have great international cov... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Meh... WSJ says it's tax fraud related from 2012-2013, Mueller gotta justify his existence.
## Speaker_1: ##
The conspiracy charge isn’t related to the Russia/election probe? Genuinely asking.
## Speaker_0: ##
No, nothing to do with election, from several years ago.
## S... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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This is the markets way of jumping you in. Its a brotherhood. Throw in another 1k and everything will work itself out
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I was kidding BTW don't actually do that you idiot
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Too late.
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ma man proud of ya
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Look... |
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Technically his investment is worth market price. So next time he goes out for a mortgage loan he could put his spinners up for collateral. Btw anyone wanna buy my 80$ MU calls 12/21? I’m getting desperate
## Speaker_1: ##
Technically your investment is worth market price.... |
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Going on vacation holding penny stocks lmao
## Speaker_1: ##
I have been on a cruise for 2 weeks. I can't wait to check on my hmny shares.
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Part of me just wants to buy $10 worth so I can bitch about how I was left holding the bag when MoviePass collapsed
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yo. I got that [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Jqjky-3mQ) if anyone wants it.
Edit: Fuck me. This guy says 'weekly chart' that switches over to 2010-2018. This guy might actually be retarded.
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To be fair to Todd the weekly chart just means the da... |
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#Up over $24,000 today now on these same positions. WTF to do.
EDIT: 22,000 now. Fluctuating a lot, 3k swings every couple of minutes. http://imgur.com/a/fbB2j
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Get some puts for protection if you want to lock in gains.
## Speaker_0: ##
Got stops. I'm good... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you think like this without knowing the underlying cause of the changes in price, you shouldn't be trading real money yet
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I mean, you can pay for a class, or you can pay to learn this way.
I learned what a "long squeeze" was and how it works in a very s... |
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**FUCK IN HELL**, Italian 10-year bond currently up 48bps to 3.16% at 4am ET!!!!!!!! An 18% move!
Edit: 5 mins later now up 54bps. Surreal.
Edit: And now up 65bps
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Maybe I'm autistic but is there really any chance of Italy defaulting? Why are people pani... |
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Undervalued and getting hammered by endless news cycle.
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Exactly, seems like people just don't realize what kind of moat we are talking about here. There is literally nowhere to run. You can only quit social media altogether or cry right now
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My palms are already bloodied.
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What is your average?
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They're European options so it's hard to determine exactly. I bought £4K before earnings and have been averaging down ever since. I reckon I have £4K at 31.5, £3k at high 29's and anoth... |
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DRYS
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http://imgur.com/a/iKH82
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LMAO
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Down 20% and falling. I'm hoping my autism stimming will help
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Hold till monday and be up 100%
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Can’t get a margin call if you delete the app
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This is the advice I was looking for
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yes but apparently they email too
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can't get an email if you delete your account
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Can’t get either if you delete yourse... |
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I truly hope this guy inverses himself if he still actually controls his portfolio. Better yet hopefully he pays someone else to manage it.
If the report was false wouldn’t JNJ just sue the living shit out of Reuters? Seems to me the best course of action would be prove i... |
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So Martin was right, as its tradition when its about biotech. Sadly there was no good way to play this...
Edit: He was even right about the price after the failure, predicting it would land in the range of 7-10$
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Couldn't you short it? Or was there no share... |
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Italian here, ama
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Why are you guys crashing the global economy over an election that is still weeks away? Explain yourself, my calls feel personally attacked.
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Long story short we haven't been able to vote for the past 5 governments, we... |
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Gulag
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THIS COMMENT THREAD IS NOW UNDER OCCUPATION BY THE PEOPLE'S GLORIOUS REVOLUTIONARY
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FULLY
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AUTOMATED
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LUXURY
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GAY
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SPACE
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#COMMUNISM
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just going to keep YOLOing.
Here are the other preceding posts:
1st post: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zwsuj/so_i_had_900_left_in_one_of_my_accounts_and/
2nd post: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/401w19/i_decided_to_yolo_again_with_th... |
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You literally can’t make this shit up. How fucked are your numbers when it’s better to just cancel the earnings call all together hahaha
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And they branded themselves as “the Tesla killer”
Lmfao.
Not so easy now, is it boys?????
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Well they... |
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http://www.citronresearch.com/citron-exposes-dark-side-spotify-ftc-will-take-notice/
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Jesus the ingrates confused shopify and spotify in the link address
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the initial title on that was spotify lol. fucking retards.
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Nice jo... |
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This is the difference between a sensationalist journalist, who keeps harping on the drug prices being raised and Shkreli smirking in front of the congress, and an intelligent and logical judge. Fuck the media, absolutely disgusting manipulation of the population.
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They are taking losses to eliminate the competition. Streaming services will continue to grow in popularity over traditional TV, and eventually some of the streaming services will throw in the towel and the ones that remain will be able to profit.
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lel the e... |
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This just in. Tesla runs on fairy dust and bull shit
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Essentially, I look at what they actually do and produce. Pricing doesn't make sense to me, but it's not supposed to be a value stock.
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What, in your view, do they “do and produce”?
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If you want, you could post your positions/plays so we could try to figure out what went wrong.
## Speaker_0: ##
All of these losses happened since Wednesday.
Lost half to FB calls. Thought it would rally like NFLX so I lost the rest down to $500. Then threw my last $5... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone here is saying to buy calls, which is exactly why you need to load up on puts, which is why you need to instead buy calls so you dont fuck yourself over
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Strangles are a valid strategy
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That's not a strangle. A strangle is neutr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are washing machines, cell phones, and arthritis drugs now considered "chips" or is that article as retarded as I am?
## Speaker_1: ##
Samsung's entire revenue and profit:
>Samsung reported 61 trillion won ($54.7 billion) as revenue for the quarter ended June 30, 2017, ... |
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[Top story on CNBC](https://www.cnbc.com/id/104989938?view=story&trk=mostpopular::1:102527204)
Some hedge funds blowing up in the morning gents
Edit: Jane Street Group owns 2.25m SVXY and 65k XIV... hahaha... ha... fuckin ouch
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I bought UVXY as a ... |
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