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I've said it time and time again: national debt is way different than personal debt. Paying off the national debt is a very bad thing; just ask President Andrew Jackson. Reducing it is ok but overall the national debt says to our creditors (be they citizens or other nations)... |
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The FEDs have been always threatening interest rate increases for the last few years. They’re actually doing it now.
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Funny how the rates haven’t been this high since the last republican president. The FED has an agenda, and no oversight. We need to audit t... |
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The lords work, also fun fact, you get cash back for reporting snap thotties.. once other people realize this snap is dead.
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Does it work in Australia. Sick of these fucking cunts
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Checked ATO, no reward :(
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That’s fucked. ... |
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If Bernie Sanders wins you're going to need a lot more money than that to make up for the problems he causes. Dude is the king of ideas with good intentions that will royally screw over our country if they're actually implemented.
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You're spending 1300 dollars in hope that Fitbit drops to $4.87. For every penny under $4.87 you make $100 profit. If on April 21st FIT is not down more than 20% from where it is now, you're out of 1300.
You're betting on a stock that is down 30% in the past 3 months to dro... |
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hey guys i bought the wrong stock by accident it went down 8% today how do i get refund=?? i actually meant to buy other stock
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Ask your broker
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Hey it's me, ur broker.
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gimme free trádes
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Just mail your ... |
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How did I go from 35% ytd to 9% this month? Fuck.
Maybe buy the Nvidia dip
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Yeah, I went from 40% to 0
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Went from 90% to 0. Every fucking time this administration opens its mouth I lose money. What the hell.
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What was s... |
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it's not a coup. go read a history book or machiavelli, the crown prince is consolidating his power.
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Strengthening his power.
This is good for US-middle east relations and preparations for future smack downs on Iran.
Long defence
Mediumish oil
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Obligatory, I ask you to post your proof.
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http://imgur.com/a/SOFr2
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Could be paper...
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Dood, I don't even know what that means l, but I have better things to do than fabricate screen shots.
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I legit had to check out the guys twitter because i wasn't sure whether it was real or not. Can't say im surprised by the result..
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i say that about trump too. I thought CNN was bsing when they said TRUMP CALLS KIM A SHORT FATTIE.
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Are you drunk
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Are you not?
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Touché
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Douche
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Douché
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Why
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Why not?
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All risk already priced in, technicals are all bull flags
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lol stfu
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You are an idiot. Take at look at the Fibonacci Ratio chart 50day moving average head and shoulders forming around the Ura... |
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I fucking hate how predictable this dude is
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Yeah, we previously had a president that would cry on TV every time a school was shot up while saying we have to "do more and reach compromise" every time. Certainly Trump is deeply predictable comparatively.
Fo... |
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How long did it take to recover?
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Like that day or the next
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Your are 100% wrong.
Source: myself, professional trader
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Fuck me for having a job unrelated to trading I guess
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I'm a teacher, so none of the above. I trade in the three minutes a day in which I have peace. My portfolio is not doing well this year.
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What grade do you teach? If high school, wha... |
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Oh this is actually important
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Yea I was like damn too many words, then I stopped and was like nah I’ll read it, then I was shit like this is pretty bad
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It won't affect most of us, who trade in tax exempt accounts anyway.
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Thank you Trump for not going full retard on this. ���� ��
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It’s almost as if this was part of his plan. To start at the extreme and then work inward toward a reasonable compromise.
I mean for fucksake look at what he did with daca. He started out with the... |
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What pushed you to do that? I’m assuming you haven’t made a habit of doing it in the past
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Made 25% gains on 5k and then I figured it'd be more fun to make 25% gains on 20k.
It was more fun btw.
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you gonna pay back the loan and play with th... |
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I can't wait to see what this sub will look like in a bear market.
*knocks on wood n shit*
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Bear market? That's not a thing, right?
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My JNUG would like to wish it was.
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Real shit at first signs should I just all in jnug?
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Snapchat is one of the most useless apps I have ever seen. Maybe I am just not the target age group. I downloaded the app and tried using it but the UX is so confusing and unfriendly that I couldn't figure out what the app is actually for.
As far as I understand I should be... |
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It seems consensus is to buy puts on MU.
Calls it is!
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I would’ve told you calls yesterday before close, and it’s still fallen another 4%. Not so sure bud.
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All in then
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$47 - $50 seems to be where the support is. If it can... |
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1) Take the set of companies in the snp500 and call it set A
2) Take the set of companies in the snp500 who have woman or minority CEOs and call it set B
3) Take the set difference of A - B, and call it set C
Invest in set C and beat the market. Report results.
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How old are you?
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30s
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How did you get so rich?
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he worked so hard dude! as simple as that! (and perhaps with a bit of luck too)
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It's true. I work hard so I can be lazy.
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Hopefully make back the 15k I just lost today.
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I think you gave all your money to me :(
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Well then give it back and we'll call it even
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I'll order you some consolatory pizza if you pm me your address and what type of pizza... |
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It’s called a Monte Carlo is it just predicts the most likely outcome. Doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee
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It would also be very unfair to only run a single simulation. If you'd run 1000 you would maybe have Germany or Brazil win 200/1000 times. Which means they ... |
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So Iam willing to work this out with you, but you'll have to help me understand. Do I make 1 play where I predict the last 3 numbers and if the last 2 are accurate I already win something? Or do I have to make the bets seperatly? I will assume I make 1 play for the last 3 nu... |
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Go get 'em, Evan
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Must be Evan Speigel. Using that SNAP money wisely.
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i before e, loser
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Fucking Figget
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who downvoted this? what a crime
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Hey where is our Tupac and nirvana songs @martinshkreli
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He's just as much of a bitch as Hillary if he doesn't release his Wu Tang album.
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He streamed the wu tang album last night
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I don't get it. Is streaming music "releas... |
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There would be a ban for all Canadians on the interwebs
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Not a terrible idea, all they do is bitch about the US
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> Not a terrible idea, all they do is bitch about the US
theyre taking jobs away from not hardworking americans goddammit
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Watch my RGR stock prepare for lift off. Begin my slow entry into oil
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Note to self inverse WSB RGR
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Plz do. Let's see how that goes
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It's too high for earnings to send it off into the stratosphere.
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You still got $10,000 left. Can we have a community vote on one final all in?
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Currently being raped by Roku puts I sold yesterday at close. Amen.
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Wow it’s even worse I thought you at least owned stocks you lost all that trading options?
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Was this not posted last night?
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Jesus Christ and 14mins ago. Wtf is wrong with you
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I post here, what the fuck do you think is wrong with me?
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Fuck, you got me there. Carry on.
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He didn’t get YOU u/KGB... |
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I made the meme stock bracket. I don’t understand how it’s complicated.
If you cant understand the bracket I’m not sure how you have $10,000 to play with.
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That's why this fucktard is going to risk 10K. probably stole that money from his dying grandma.
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It is interesting that everyone seems fine with a multi trillion dollar entity operating without an audit or review of some sort.
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You talking about senate or congress?
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The Senate is a part of congress, dipshit.
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Ever seen... |
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Proof?
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He's got a star, that's all the proof I need.
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I never asked, what do the stars even mean?
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You're going to get rounded up for 'summer camp.'
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Over these fags. Doing what I should have done from the start and going 100% with TD.
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Enjoy that $20/trade.
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you mean $7.5/$1.5 options? Cheap cuck
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Also TDA crashes on bearish days just like every platform. Ooh, a c... |
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You played this too :) I bought the same $10 puts when they went to $13 on "zoodle" hipster trash. I hate hipsters. I short hipsters.
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Talked about it on my show. How the hell does a company that continues to lose millions of dollars spike 20% before earning... |
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Post his P/L.
I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.
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This, I've never met anyone with a home setup like this, or with a multi-monitor setup, that doesn't LOSE money year over year.
They trade way too actively - you could g... |
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Sound fatherly advice.. let’s just throw FA out the window. Who cares if the companies are growing or have good financial statements.. if you use their shit, buy ‘em!
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What’s funny is this is a quote pretty closely related to what Warren Buffet said.
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This is extremely dangerous to our democracy
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This is extremely dangerous to our democracy
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This is extremely dangerous to our democracy
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This democracy is to our dangerous extremely.
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This democracy i... |
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American workers cant afford american made garbage products
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Exactly, Would you rather pay 40k for a fully loaded 4-Runner that will literally run for 300k miles or a 70k Suburban that’ll crap out after 150k?
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150k\*
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Who were the most expensive meals? :)
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Tonight it's MFA!
Yesterday it was gs
The day before moet hennessey
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How's apls eating?
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Didn't they ring the closing bell? That should tell us
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What does that t... |
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WTF is a “Minsky Moment”?
Edit: After 10 seconds of research, a Minsky moment is when “rapid instability occurs because long periods of steady prosperity and investment gains encourage a diminished perception of overall market risk, which promotes the leveraged risk of inve... |
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What the literal fuck
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In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
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WeWork customers... |
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millenials dgaf about tbonds, not interested in that slow money
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Look at all the retards on the front page of reddit any time something about the market declining gets posted on r/news or whatever. Literally thousands of people talking about how they either ... |
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5-10 more years and every car company will have a decent electric car offering. Unless Tesla keeps innovating will be hard for them to keep this sort of price up for a long period of time
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That's exactly what people said about apple with the iPhone. "Every c... |
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Shocking news, Democrats don’t care about the deficit and fiscal conservatives only care when it’s not their party spending the money. You have to drill down to libertarians to actually find politicians who don’t favor spending endless amounts of other peoples money.
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King of PR
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Tesla stock up 10%
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Shouldn't Lotus stock be up too?
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Tesla hasn't used Lotus bodies for the better part of a decade. Why would Lotus be up?
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The Roadster he is sending issue still a Lotus.
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Now you just need to do this 18 more times.
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A lot more than 18 times. If you lose 94% of your money, you need a 1566.67% gain to get back to even.
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Classic example of an autist folks... “actually it’s four hundred and twenty times”
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Video of him crying is unavailable, anyone got a mirror
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[Starts at 7:59](https://youtu.be/WTFBmGA2kjE)
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What the fuck is this guys deal?
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What do you mean? Some people like casinos, this guy likes selling naked commodity o... |
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how do i repay fscomeau for his blessing
i feel like inverse fscomeau + damodorans long thesis is pretty much free money...after fsc's post i literally dumped 5k on open yesterday when it was 20.5 https://gyazo.com/606044987db561e67cf16f92dd3901dd
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You go... |
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Damn if we go into recession with 2.5 then we are pretty much screwed
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Now look at Europe LMAO
People acting like it's normal... I tell people that private German investors will cease Greek Government property, that there might will be civil war and people ... |
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Nice dude. I had Tesla calls worth $400 and held for 2 weeks and they were $50 yesterday. Woke up to see it’s worth $1100! Roller coaster of emotions lol
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I am trying to understand and am confused. Is there a difference between Tesla stock and Tesla call? Ju... |
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Once I start making money from the market then I’ll donate. So far all of my trades have been retarded
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Try feeling the market and choose better stocks. Hope that helps bro and gl ����
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Fuck man open up a class
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Buy stocks t... |
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What is preventing technology from replacing you people?
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The line between trader and quant/programmer is getting more blurred. For simpler products like delta one etfs you pretty much have to be a programmer to work in the field. I am actually quite tech... |
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1) sign up for as many credit cards as you can. You need $25k in available credit.
2) open a margin account with a broker and deposit that $25k.
3) buy as many options as you can on margin. The more speculative, the better!
4) ???????
5) profit
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Classic small government GOP... Oh wait
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if you look at the recent budget bill that got passed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consolidated_Appropriations_Act,_2018
50k new H-2B visas, only 1.6 billion for border stuff, 5 billion in earmarked conservation pr... |
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Sort of wish I went with SLV calls now instead of a crap ton of physical silver the past few months.
So much easier to offload without getting raped by PM dealers........
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Just think of it as your financial zombie apocalypse money. Stash it with your shotgu... |
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Is this guy fucked?
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Prrrobably. I think he violated the letter of the law but the fact there are no actual victims may work in his favor.
I have a couple friends linked to the law business and they always say juries are unpredictable.
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full position disclosure: https://imgur.com/a/vqEwGUa
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This is interesting, so you opened this to protect your longer term calls, and the near term calls were sold against them right?
If you closed this now would that be the actual profit?
Your August p... |
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[mic drop](http://imgur.com/z4sZWfd)
EDIT: this comment will be the AMA thread
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Taxes are gonna blow. A good problem to have though. You holding for dem long term gains?
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I pay my taxes, not worried. My accountant recommends holding until ... |
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Yes wtf. I put my kids college fund in this? What happened to 2.66 is floor cause of offering?” Seriously shaking right now
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1. Go to amazon turk
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Explains his fascination with trashy white girls who cause more trouble than they're worth.
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They aren't 300 pounds tho
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I have no problem with that. Nothing turns me on more in this world or the next than poor fat white girls.
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historically your best protection against a correction is to make more money before the correction.
Trying to time the market will lose you more money than not.
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Nah bro, sell spx calls. When the market tanks, they'll expire worthless.
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It’s likely to face a termination event this evening if things don’t slow down.
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What is a termination event?
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RIP. Cost and dg are better plays
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I disagree .... Cost isn't a buy until 140 and DG isn't a buy until 67 (which it already hit and bounced off of).
Kroger was a buy at 26.... It has way overshot that.
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Kroger has literally 0 moat vs every... |
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tell us more...
what trades for dec?
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FNMAS and FMCC closing trades. Moved it all into FREJP.
Closed a covered call on AGM. The P&L for this one rolls over a few months. I rolled the options quite a bit.
BACWSB. Moved it all into BACWSA.
I can try... |
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I don't even know what this means... I had 5 SCTY calls contracts at 21 and a 185 TSLA call. Tomorrow's gonna be rough.
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They're both going up so you're happy I guess. I thought TSLA would be down on the merger?
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Me too to be honest. I ha... |
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Going on vacation holding penny stocks lmao
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I mean to be fair his max loss was only $40. If you can afford to take a vacation theoretically your $40 in penny stocks isnt keeping you awake at night
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That's like 10 lbs of chicken tendies
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What is you interviewing for?
My interviews are like:
Can you drive a stick? Have you crashed? Have you lost a load somewhere?
Welcome aboard...
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A consulting place and a wealth management place
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So basically dont show them you are subbe... |
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Taxman begs to differ
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Yoloing to Puerto Rico!
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PR pays US taxes tho. I think you mean Costa Rica
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Nope, not if you do Act 20 and 22. You pay zero cap gains and only 4% taxes on income. Of course long term holdings have I... |
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I worked for millionaire at this time, did three seasons overall. This was the most tense episode we did, he guessed his way to the top pretty much.
He cried afterwards
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Do you have the link to the real episode?
Edit' https://youtu.be/NHmpLT7RNHE
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Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
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Uh, what about u/martymoho and his multiple millions on MU calls.
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Didn’t you lose 1.3 mil in about a month not too lon... |
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Honestly, I get that Elon is our guy, but the parallels between him and Jeff Skilling are unfucking canny. Jeff skilling literally called an analyst an asshole for asking for a balance sheet & CF stmt. he also got a Morgan Stanley dude fired for not eating Enron @ a buy.... |
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AMD DEATH PARTY! MY PUTS ARE FUCKING LIT RN
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AMD positive by close. Calling it.
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Shoes to be consumed if wrong.
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Lol I ain't eating my yeezys
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Mods? Can we get a ruling.
Due to buying Kanye’s shoes i... |
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Great idea but hard to track. Unless everyone start with a new WEBULL account and deposit exactly $100!
Hmm this could actually work since no one actually uses WeBull.
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Everyone could just Venmo me the $$$ and then shoot me some messages with trades you wa... |
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Now that you’ve challenged him he’s going to do something even more retarded. Thanks
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I know I've said this before, but there's no way Trump could do any worse.
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There's always the bottom of the bottom. Starting a war with another country.
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You went to (insert any middle class dine in restaurant) on a Sunday after church and it's packed? What a surprise.
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wait are u actually fucking mentally challenged? i passed 3 restaurants to get to the cracker barrel and there was maybe one car in each p... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're so gay that you participated in "The Snap"
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I'm glad my profile fascinates you so much, cuck boy
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Your second most active /r/ is an incel sub, that is pretty fascinating!
## Speaker_2: ##
thats the term that virgins use to describ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Look at the last three bear markets. What caused them? 2008 mortgage crisis, 2000 tech bubble pop, 1987 literally panic selling from black monday. We need to think, what in our economy today could be similar to an event like that, ending this bull market?
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I... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's misleading and borderline retarded to use the word "invest" when referring to magic internet money
## Speaker_1: ##
Your ignorance is showing
## Speaker_0: ##
I'll rather buy a diversified basket of wizdaddy recommendations, thanks
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Imagine a sub t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You guys and your sweaty palms. Go play a video game and come back in 2 weeks. Nothing but fake news everywhere
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm getting destroyed in clash Royale today, too
## Walls1337bot: ##
My CoD quickscopez montage only got three views today.
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L... |
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Same made 10k in 2 days. Just bought at open and sold a few hours later. Only used 10k usd capital.... lol
## Speaker_0: ##
I used $5k of capital last Friday, then 10k today
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Bear markets are the best for making money lol funny how dumb money just fr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ctpr1p/update_sister_took_250k_from_mother_with_dementia/
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## Speaker_1: ##
Sus as FUCK
## Speaker_2: ##
He didn’t pass away he got murdered in cold blood
## Speaker_3: ##
His sister made the ultimate margin call
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nuggets? what a filthy casual.
## Speaker_1: ##
*Let the nuggets hit the floor, let the nuggets hit the floor*
## Speaker_2: ##
Let the nuggets hit the... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!
## Speaker_3: ##
Meeeeeeeaaaaaattt on floooooooorr
## Speaker_4: ##
One, nothing wro... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
If we really could have a yacht party with hookers and exotic foods id pitch in $100
## Speaker_0: ##
I can imagine some college kids and couple guys in their 30's who spend their mortage gambling, all gathered around a retarded French Canadian on a shitty boat.
## Wal... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
what god do we have to pray to so tech will stop shitting the bed?
## Speaker_1: ##
Seriously. "Tax reform is going to be YUGE!" down ~3% today
## Speaker_2: ##
It's almost as if its just hype to lower taxes for the extremely wealthy
## Speaker_1: ##
Hey, let me know when... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this causing the $BABA jump?
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Yes Apple moves all tech
## Speaker_1: ##
Not Microsoft :(
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Just in general. Sry. Nvda popped a bit too.
They are competitor I guess.
## Speaker_1: ##
Haha yea I get what you mean. For a retard like... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
congrats you are being cucked on both ends
## Speaker_1: ##
faggot
## Speaker_2: ##
Faggot
## Speaker_3: ##
Faggot.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fa����ot
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## Speaker_0: ##
What broker is this
## Speaker_1: ##
No it’s an app
## Speaker_0: ##
What stock market is this
## Speaker_2: ##
No, it’s an app
## Speaker_0: ##
What MU call option is this
## Speaker_3: ##
No it’s an app
## Speaker_0: ##
What MoviePass is this
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No ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Finally in two days AMD erases 3 months of losses for me
## Speaker_1: ##
That's why we love her
## Speaker_2: ##
if we only bought at the bottom, we'd be great at investing
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Jesus died so we can average down.
## Speaker_2: ##
it's what that Christmas ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
strike?
## Speaker_1: ##
162.5 calls
## Speaker_0: ##
shit thou brah how did you not sell today?
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm an idiot
## Walls1337bot: ##
Your greed gland got rectally stimulated. That's what happened. Learn from this. GTFO ASAP
Also are your options 7/14s? Y... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I teared up during this.
I also bought [more](https://imgur.com/a/dwBMrQv)
## Speaker_1: ##
I bought more on the dip. God damnit I’m doubling my account by January or going insolvent.
## Speaker_2: ##
I bought some October calls on the dip. So we have until October caus... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
/ES is out of control
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How so?
## Speaker_0: ##
At the time of posting it was hovering around +1 vwap
## Walls1337bot: ##
What does that mean in stupid?
## Speaker_1: ##
VWAP = Volume weighted average price. Rising so quickly its way over the averag... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well, you *did* say "faggot" on a board that doesn't allow words like "faggot" so..
## Speaker_1: ##
That word isn't allowed here either. Mods, I want this man banned too.
## Speaker_2: ##
It's in quotes, it's okay
## Speaker_3: ##
Shut up "faggot"
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
on a scale of 1-10 how soft are your lips?
## Speaker_1: ##
Is 10 hard or soft
## Speaker_2: ##
Hard
## Speaker_3: ##
actually soft. if you ask how big something is from 1-10. 10 would be the biggest obv
## Speaker_2: ##
Big is hard or soft is 1?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Thi... |
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