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this isnt real right
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Life must be hard
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dude after 2018 imma have some psychological damage
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I was 21 in 2008. Life was good. I closed on my first house in August for 50% of the value it was a year prior. What a fuckin stea... |
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wait i thought opec was increasing production to drop the price of oil so demand doesn't go down
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yes but what you're forgetting is that the president is retarded
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Haha, I know, right? A self-made billionaire who become President of the Uni... |
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What kind of autismo are you that you are in a non finance/engineering field?
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My degree in pan-racial gender-liquid studies will pay off one day, you'll see. You'll all see.
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Degree in philosophy here. More money than my friends who studied... |
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This is ballsy as hell. Props to you.
My first year of trading options I went from 5k -> 60k, all realized. Lost 90% of it the same year.
Got royally fucked on taxes. So I hope you took some out!
Edit: I meant it was my first YEAR of trading. It was between 2 different... |
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To be fair Azure is fucking amazing, Microsoft has the better cloud platform.
That said Daddy Bezos is insanely diversified and has a stranglehold on e-commerce
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Naw as a dev, aws is the best, most documented, easiest to use cloud provider. Msft is for reta... |
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/u/TheSerpent on suicide watch
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How much did he lose?
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If he didn't sell it may not be in too bad. His cost basis was low enough and they seem to have stabilized for now
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Based on his last post around $1m, a 20% plunge is s... |
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I gotta ask, why would you buy Uber calls with what is going down in Cali?
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It was down like 15% in a week. Felt the value was already priced in and it was oversold on fear so made a quick swing play.
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Damn, that’s mighty impressive. Good jo... |
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You literally can’t make this shit up. How fucked are your numbers when it’s better to just cancel the earnings call all together hahaha
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And they branded themselves as “the Tesla killer”
Lmfao.
Not so easy now, is it boys?????
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Well they... |
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Man Chegg's fucking crazy. My uni had entire final projects up on the site within a week of them being assigned and the professors estimated like 50% of the class had taken "inspiration" from that solution.
It's not going anywhere until professors start redrafting their who... |
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Yeah because being a super power without steel and aluminum manufacturers is always the way to go. We can just build our jets , tanks and bombs out of wood when the next world war happens.
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Does your MAGA micropenis feel bigger when you imagine Made in the U... |
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Just wait for AMZN to touch red. When an 800B company has 100% eps beat then GDP growth is announced as best its been in 4 years and it still goes red there is a yuuge problem developing
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Yooo already down to 1817. We really gonna finish red huh??
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Do 50% per year for the next six years and you'll be over a million.
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If you have a mil in Robinhood you are truly autistic
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Why? Serious question btw
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It's not a real trading platform. When you have that much capital, you... |
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you bought them for $6? its only $1 now
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no I bought 1 contract for $6.57.
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the price of 1 contract now is $1.60 though..
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Where do you see this?
The last put to trade for the day was for $6.28 so it's impossible to say it... |
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Have you seen some of the dumb shit on here? We are no better than them. Only difference is that we are self aware retards.
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just smart enough to know we're reterded
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thats a blessing
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We’re all retards on this blessed da... |
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We here at P&G are proud to announce our new line of products; "WTF is That Stain, Remover", "NBD Detergent", and "LOL Lysol"
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Don't forget the "FML Tide Pods"
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Jesus.
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He doesn't come here anymore
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Already done. I don’t need anyone to tell me what shit this company is just because their idea is amazing. Their execution is shit and other bigger companies will take over in the arena and demolish TSLA. Tesla cars will be like delorians in a few years.
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P... |
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I suck at this
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Gotta choose a trading strategy and stick to it. Choose one technique and master it. Master the optimal setup, master the buy in point, master the dell point. I’m still far as fuck from reaching that point, but it’s already profitable (albeit... |
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what about today? is today the worst day of your life?
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More like fucking best. If today continues to bleed out I’ll be a 5 figure man for the first time in my life
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I started trading options 4 days ago. I feel like a god
I'm going to tak... |
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With that kind of setup, aren't you just playing the direction of volatility rather than the direction of the underlying? I guess I'm not sure why it's less of a gamble. Or is the risk to reward ratio simply better?
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Only went $15 wide on either side and tra... |
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I bought weekly SPX puts on the way down with most of my earnings from Thursday, since the market finishing red seemed unavoidable. I got up to a $43.9k netliq at 1:30, then kept telling myself that it was a bull trap.
I'm still not sure what the fuck happened.
Edit: Dammi... |
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Ban poor people posts
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I'm 18 and in college srry I don't have $150k in a Fedility account.
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Then dont post your shitty portfolio
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So sorry I offended you. Let's work together to make WSB a safe place for all investors, even... |
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if you aren't playing fds, you can baghold for a while and get lucky with a cheeto tweet
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Fds? Like a fixed deposit? Im not understanding...
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Just tell me the abbreviation lol. I joined this thread to learn.
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Rip all the newly graduated Chemistry and Biology Majors who will now get to see that not only is working 15 hours as a entry technician trash but you now make the minimum of an Amazon employee.
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I made more than $15 with no skills 1 year out of high school... |
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Stop teasing and deliver, Assange
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Nigga I aint got time to make this shit overnight. I have to meet with my legal team to vet all this shit. It's 30 fucking pages.
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>legal team
>friends during recess
let me know what chad thinks,... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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He has come before us and blessed us with the wonderful gifts of trolling
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Reddit surprises me sometimes, this guy was considered the biggest asshole on the planet (rightfully so) and then a few weeks later he makes some jokes about a fucking gorilla and is... |
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Sell it midday tomorrow and move to $400 calls with same expiry.
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i cant tell if you are being srs or not because lots of you guys are trolls but that sounds like a plan
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He's deadly serious.
Play in the options market long enough and you'... |
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Millenials in general are entitled faggots who complain because they don't get everything handed to them on a silver platter. And I say that as a "millenial"
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To be fair we got fucked by the older gen. Rising Tuition rates, student loans, a more competitiv... |
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Why would you want to stop losses?
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Because you should think of your risk tolerance in advance and coldly set orders to execute your plans instead of watching your value decrease and getting emotional about it.
edit: Ahah, I get it. I'm drunk. Leave me alon... |
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>imagine being such a cuck you’re rooting for the economy to collapse to make $37
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Add a few zeroes to that and I am guilty as charged ��
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$00037?
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and a decimal
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$00.037?
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What pushed you to do that? I’m assuming you haven’t made a habit of doing it in the past
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Made 25% gains on 5k and then I figured it'd be more fun to make 25% gains on 20k.
It was more fun btw.
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you gonna pay back the loan and play with... |
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He keeps bragging about 33x gain on single trade and provides no proof; proof or ban, says I
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I mean this is exactly how Mitt Romney got 87 million dollars into his IRA
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Did he really?
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https://www.rollingstone.com/politics... |
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So whole foods was just screwing everybody before?
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Are u telling me paying 8 bucks for asparagus water was a bad deal?
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*asparagus and water. The artisanal water costs $3
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They actually fucked up. They were suppose to remov... |
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Good thing these soyboiz are mostly anti gun.
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Not really. Communists support arming working class people. You're thinking of liberals.
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There’s a difference?
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Of course there's a difference. Read "combat liberalism" by ... |
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FB ain't no MySpace mate - online advertising growth YoY has always been minimum 15% (if not more) for last many years and the amount involved is billions of $$.
In this %age growth that I speak of, every year, for last few years 99% of the growth is attributed & assigne... |
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Why even post in other stocks forums all of them are kinda lonely. I like this one cuz lotta people. The only decent other one is penny stocks. Investing is pretty boring and everybody there is mean r/stocks is boring too.
Which wsb alts r good?
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They all s... |
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This why I don't even read stock news anymore...
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Because you should only trust yourself, fuck these other morons.
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how about fuck you?
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> YoloTrader
And how much money have you made?
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More than you, ... |
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> safe space for anarchists
Wew lawd
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what about anarco cap?
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Contradiction in terms. For private property to exist a government needs to exist.
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What if you claim ownership of an item so that it’s considered ‘private... |
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
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He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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what m... |
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It went from 170 to 156 back to 170 in seconds. LMAO
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168.5 atm
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156.41 now!
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50% beat and down?!? Guidance should fix this
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dude, i have no clue wtf is going on. There is no reason for all this dip
## Wall... |
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I mean aren’t they trying to take the national oil company public rn; doesn’t this make that supply seem unstable
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The ownership is being transferred from the state-owned Aramco (read: owned by the king), in whole or in part, to the sovereign wealth fund.
#... |
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you're probably fucked
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Well, I have time right now to sell it for more than I paid, so I may just do that.
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Sell that shit
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I just looked at it again, and it's currently climbing, double my initial investment. I need to tim... |
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Watch the patriots win. Inverse wsb
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http://imgur.com/WNYTl9d
I guess I couldn't wait for Monday to do a YOLO. Made this bet when they were like 19 points down.
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What did you use to make that bet?
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Bovada
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Xi and Cheeto need to set their pride aside, admit they were both wrong, say that neither of them want a trade war and let's get this rally going for another 10 years.
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Xi is about China first and Trump is MAGA. I doubt this happening soon.
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Jokes aside how the fuck is he pulling off 3% saving and checking acc. Sounds too good to be true
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T-mobile has a 4% account as well. Scammers gonna scam.
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Why do you think it's a scam?
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There are federal regulations fo... |
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Mr. Philosophy major over there suuuuuure likes his socialism.
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Icahn and Soros were philosophy majors. In reality it’s more the literature and art history types that are fervent socialists. Also that guy is not a particularly good philosopher (site says he ... |
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You paid $30 in commissions on a $120 trade. You belong here
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Lmao how do people even fall for this
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He just made $2900, he's the one laughing.
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Show us the rest of your portfolio and I'm sure we will resume laughing.
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He's said he's not a fan of conservatorship but he's also said he's divested all his interests in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in order to avoid conflicts of interest when he moves into his new position. This could really go either way.
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He might be, but how a... |
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you won
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so money due means they gotta give me money?
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Congrats. Well deserved. And a congrats in advance to becoming one of our newest mods!
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i am confused
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They're just fucking with you, OP. You ha... |
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I guess you like commissions.
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I like that when make a bad trade, I can just delete the app and all the losses are gone : ^ )
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Robinhood is the best brokerage
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Welcome to Reddit, twat.
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Where the somethi... |
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So what do I invest in fag
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Anything if God Emperor grows some balls and finally does something.
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You mean Sessions. Potus can't put people in jail.
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He can't put people in jail but he can direct his administration to in... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You’re an alright guy, ya know that?
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Appreciate it man. I just hope someone looks at this post and goes, “you know what, maybe I shoul... |
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Got free insurance with my job and make 1/3. Guy can fuck right off.
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~~In his defence he doesnt get insurance from his job because he takes on the risk of running his own buisness and providing jobs for other people.~~
Fuck that guy.
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I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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Do they have a real dancing hot dog?
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What do you think they make interns do?
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Browse ... |
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I think I saw his comment that he said he sold for a loss few months ago.
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He said he's been selling covered calls. But no update in 2 months.
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I mean dont worry about him too much. He is the man that got balls to yolo $1m on a chinese IPO... |
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'Large position'. Bro its average sized at best
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It’s above average 7 figs
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You have a 7 figure short on SNAP?
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$1000.000
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Math adds up. Although I think the decimal spot is supposed to be moved one digi... |
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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Reminder the 25 year old youtuber called amazon buying whole foods years ago
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>years ago
okay lets see this guy
>March 2017
what the fuck are you on mate
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March is more than 1 year ago therefor its years ago. Lalalalaa dont argue fa... |
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If it makes you feel any better his bloodline hasn't exactly lived long rich lives:
* Joseph Patrick "Joe" Kennedy Jr., dead age 29
* John F. Kennedy, dead age 46
* Rose Marie "Rosemary" Kennedy, lobotomized age 23
* Kathleen Agnes "Kick" Kennedy, dead age 28
* Robert Franc... |
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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lol
Your numbers are almost exact. First position was $24.88 for 40 shares. I'm not really crying over it. All this drama over such a tiny bit of mo... |
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Good luck. I honestly hope you beat the market.
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Beating the market is not enough.
I want to crush it.
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I hear 300 TSLA Feb Calls are looking juicy ��
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Source?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comm... |
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at least it was his own $, guess thats a plus
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I need you in my life as a narrator to turn shit around
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shut up small dick fagoot
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But... Its about how you use it... Right?
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sorry man I dont speak i... |
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Wow 25b wtf
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That 25x projected revenue multiple tho...
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I know Facebook has more up its sleeve, but FB has a 44 P/E ratio.
Question is, how can snapchat make more money and is it as stable as facebook.
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Charging 450k-70... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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There really is no easy way to tell what is fake anymore.
Edit: Just so everyone knows, this is real.
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Short HBO. House of Cards has nothing on this shit.
Edit: Netflix apparently.
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House of Cards is Netflix.
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Short this ... |
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Where does the money come from to pay for this loss. Does he get the mafia after him. Does he get into debt. Can he declare bankruptcy. I don't understand.
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Not coincidently it's the exact margin required to open the trade- the full amount is on reserve basi... |
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Are you from the future?
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I just spend way to much time reading news and watching you tube interviews from non mainstream economist and news sites.
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Like which ones..any that are reliable
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Do a search for "hidden secrets of ... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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He said it's play money so ya, very rich
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Very rich
Uses Robinhood cause commission is too ex... |
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Still holding $1k worth of december 15 calls fml
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What's your strike price?
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39,40,41
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I mean, it's bad, but not *catastrophically* bad. It seams reasonable for JD to bump up to 39 or 40 over the next month. At least y... |
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Shut up
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REEEEEEEEE
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hard to argue, ill give you that
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Shut the fuck up
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now look here you little shit
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I'll have you know, my shits are bigger than the December downturn.
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Ex-lawyer for one of his old companies. But no shit the lawyer gets in trouble for signing off on a crime someone has been convicted for.
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You fucking stupid mutt, get your facts straight on what Shkreli was convicted for.
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Wat? Are you fam... |
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hmm, we are going to need the PPT to come to the rescue tomorrow morning.
Edit: Futures are burning right now.
Edit 2: Futures are stabilizing. We should be fine by open.
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Hey, super retarded question. But hear me out, when everyone talks about futures, wh... |
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I feel like getting banned from /r/latestagecapitalism is a right of passage for any true /r/WSB-er
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A lot of us went down in battle last night.
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> I can't hear you while you are down in the streets starving
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Ya they ... |
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A kayak is the most important hedge to have.
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Wish I had a jetski
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I have an extra canoe if you swim by Canovanas.
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I live in Carolina ����
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> I live in Puerto Rico
Wat
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Carolina is ... |
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Cry, cry like a little bitch.
(down $230k)
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Holy fuck what are your positions?
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Weed related stocks... so much weed....
(APH in particular anal raped me bad)
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Same boat, not as much of a loss. Tomorrow or Monday should loo... |
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At least you have money
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at least i have chicken
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i got the bread crumbs on the low low if you tryna get tendies
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You'll need some flour and eggs too.
How metal is it that we stick bread crumbs to chicken using chicken p... |
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it's not a coup. go read a history book or machiavelli, the crown prince is consolidating his power.
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Strengthening his power.
This is good for US-middle east relations and preparations for future smack downs on Iran.
Long defence
Mediumish oil
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What happens when it trades sideways?
## Speaker_1: ##
He is indifferent. Like 2 chains, im indifferent yea im indifferent
## Speaker_2: ##
so basically like an austic 2chainz, makes sense
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2legz
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3Chromosomez
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I mean. It's not horrible advice as of right now.
New CEO in place, GE is going to make a lot of big changes soon. Might be a good payoff. Worst case scenario, you hold onto a stock you already have, and it goes down a little lower. It's not going bankrupt. Best case scenar... |
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When is the SOTU address?
## Speaker_1: ##
tonight
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Thanks for being so specific
## Speaker_3: ##
try this new thing called a web search, you type in a question or key words and returns results and usually answers your question. Or you can click menu on yo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
In my case,
“Consolidate several 401(k) accounts to reduce fees? Nah.
“Insist on using RH’s shit for managing 5 digit portfolio because ‘no fees’. Yup!”
## Speaker_1: ##
Watch out, rolling those 401ks into an IRA will affect your basis which will give you a potentially bi... |
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Can u believe this chinese so-called car company has no factory in china at all?
Even Tesla has an real assemble line in China now.
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They do? Pics?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Google gigafactory 3
## Speaker_1: ##
Ah, the old "leaked photos" ruse. Lol.
## Wal... |
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Please contact the Autism Research Institute helpline for further info: 866-366-3361.
## Speaker_1: ##
I like /u/theycallme1 + my drama better. This is just triggering cucks.
http://imgur.com/a/VHo63
https://imgur.com/hgJEsUJ
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comm... |
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Proof of $1M and we’ll help
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Positions would help too
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AMZN APPL BRK.B . equal proportions
## Speaker_2: ##
Not sure what APPL is, but im sitting on 525 shares of AAPL and really thinking about selling this comong week.
## Walls133... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
-40k here.
Fucking hate this sub. Fucking love this sub. Idk.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lost 40% of all savings cuz this sub and its "awsome" options...
## Speaker_2: ##
No. You have nobody but yourself to blame for your plays. Nobody here forced you to trade like a handi-capable. ... |
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I would think a subreddit called Wallstreetbets would be so much happier about this.
## Speaker_1: ##
everyone's asleep because most people here have high school at 7am
## Speaker_2: ##
What planet does high school start at 7?
My kids don't have to be there until 8:15
#... |
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That top comment makes me want to kill him. He's such a fucking liar that it's fucking rages me out of control.
## Speaker_1: ##
The Chinese have been dumping steel and aluminum for years. It may be protectionist but those Wang Chung cunts started it.
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Why... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
or
Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defens... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The Book of Job
## Speaker_1: ##
Best answer here
## Speaker_2: ##
"Lost a lot of money? Get a Job." - Marketing campaign for The Book of Job.
## Speaker_3: ##
It's pronounced jobe
## Speaker_2: ##
I know. That's the joke. It is a play on words.
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As opposed to trading with Pogs? I'm confused.
## Speaker_1: ##
Come on man
## Speaker_2: ##
Please let us know how your 3 shares of some shitty pharma company do in your RH account.
## Speaker_1: ##
Will update when I'm a billionaire don't worry.
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Don... |
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im not sure how scientific a 10 question survey is but okay
## Speaker_1: ##
More scientific than a 9 question survey
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Some would say 20% more.
## Speaker_2: ##
what the fuck kind of leverage is that and where can I get some?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Gotta... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This was in MN last night, I saw a meme being created in person.
## Speaker_1: ##
Who is the strange looking person on the stage?
## Speaker_0: ##
Post Malone
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm older, Post Malone confuse the fuck out of me. I used to be able to identify styles. I would... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
WSB once told me...
You ain't going to hit dat 1000% unless you FD.
## Speaker_1: ##
I honestly thinking dividends stocks are the way to go. They help give you more than the percentage they are per year by spreading the dividend yield payments by four times a year. By ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
TL;dr
>Dear Dairy,
>Today a flipped a coin and won again. Wsb is retarded. I flip the best coins.
>Now I can show off I won another coin flip after 10 attempts later.
>Best Regards,
>/r/iAmReallySmart
If you didn't know wsb was equivalent of "investment... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So who am I supposed to vote for? The Democrat whose gonna blast me in the ass or the Republican who is already blasting me in the ass
## Speaker_1: ##
Libertarian party. They hate tariffs.
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah lemme vote for the morons that think the market can solve ... |
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Down 90 cents already....yeeeeeeet
## Speaker_0: ##
I know.. I’m not worried :/ small play
## Walls1337bot: ##
Good luck friend. My cheeks are clenched for Home Depot earnings tomorrow.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol hd earning is on 21 idiot
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Name checks ... |
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Wait this is real? I thought it was too perfect to be true. Shows what their browser history algo can do
## Speaker_1: ##
I'll take that as a compliment.
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He still doesn't see the promoted by part
## Speaker_1: ##
I imagine he picks stocks with a dart ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't get it at all, but I love it!
## Speaker_1: ##
His testimony was supposed to bring down Trump but he didn't say anything useful. This Trump presidency is not jeopardized and Dow stays high because Trump is perceived as being good for business.
## Speaker_2: ##
Didn... |
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