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At least Bernie doesn't have 6+ bankruptcies and is able to show his tax returns.
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look at this triggered shitlib
LuL
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/u/zapembarcodes just stated a simple fact. You don't need to yell "triggered" every time someone brings up the fact t... |
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Run while you can
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EJECT EJECT!! PULL THE CORD!!
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OP DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FAG
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You're a bundle of sticks.
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Do you know anything about the Canadian marijuana market? He could hold this for five years and ... |
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Actually seems pretty genuine.
They're offering an entire, free package for all their consumers to protect themselves. A huge cost, but it'll go a long ways.
Plus, this incident isn't that detrimental to the company. Take a look at their history - there's been worse.
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I wonder how their big brother bullshit will affect their economy. They're running pilot programs right now that have flagged 7 million people as degenerates and they can't book flights, stay at hotels, or get credit. Supposed to fully implement by 2020.
But at the same tim... |
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when you say 20% you mean 60%?
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Eh, 90%
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I'm down 96% this year. Am I winning?
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I’m down 99.58%
Thank you Netflix Calls very cool
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Buying nflx calls? You don't even deserve the 0.42%
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Bought 10k shares at .51. Still have all those shares today.
Going to buy my yacht tomorrow. Smell ya later homes
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70000 gain? Post it faggot
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where the fuck did you learn how to do math
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Dude was probably on the trade floor Black Tuesday. Definitely taking his advice
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Dude was probably on the trading floor during tulipmania
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Dude was trading in London back in the day with his buddy Tom Gresham
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Dudes still b... |
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I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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Whats it like to know you're about to be unemployed and your resume will be a joke of sorts?
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Snapchat pa... |
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I'm up $30, saw 3 movies last month
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20 Do u even cost basis?
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Movie tickets are like $18 in NYC
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I live in tx and with a student Id I get tickets for 7 bucks at night
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Yeah that's because Texas is still sho... |
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Nice job Carter from Georgia. Now we know half of your name and your location. If we can find out your last name, hometown, name of your first childhood pet, and the first concert you attended we can break into your bank account.
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Look in my post history to... |
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Hold my Micron puts through earnings
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what strike / expiry ?
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$61 strike expiring 3/23
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Hoping for a beat and drop?
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Everyone is. Which means it won’t happen. Buy calls?
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I think this idea has potential, and I believe we could execute some incarnation of it legally. We have people on this sub from all walks of life, and I'm sure if we put the right people in lead positions we could pull off something that will be at the very least hilariou... |
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Unemployment 4.3% LMAO yea right there's 102 million working age people in the US who have given up looking for work and are therefore out of the labour force. One full time job being replaced with two shitty part time jobs so employers can avoid paying Obamacare etc. The em... |
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>You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.
Top kek.
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This fucking guy, who the fuck feels the need to measure their dick every 5 seconds. IT'S STILL TINY you fucking... |
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what the fuck? why would you think that a 950b mature company that manufactures phones would behave like a social media company?
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Tim cook would have to announce that they are no longer making macbooks or iphones for the puts to happen. I can't even conceive... |
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Continue?
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Already priced in boys
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fuck off
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I'm an AMD bull, I've got 55% of my portfolio in leaps bro. Just looking at the downsides
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fuck off
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going to 1.50$ boys short this.dumpster
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There's no Wu-Tang where he's going :(
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Actually they allow mp3 players in Federal prison, so there might be.
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He can probably become the king of that prison if he allows people in there to listen to the wu tang album.
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Everything looked like it was getting better and that tweet killed it
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The reality setting in that he is fucking clueless is what killed it. Equity markets generally ignore politicians, but he became too much of a factor to ignore. Global slow down, fed pol... |
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Doubled down on mu
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I love your tag
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It's called a flair.
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I love your title
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It's called a username.
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I love your lifestyle
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It's called homosexual
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you know you can short the market?
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That makes your losses infinite.
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Stop losses and puts my dude
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I'm not gonna trust a robot to trade for me???
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I don't need no goddamn robot to lose money, I can do i... |
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Man if that's real.
Sell to close then call to open your nearest yacht dealership.
Fucking work.
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already closed my position. Thanks man.
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can you explain how you have $60,000 to trade with at age 20?
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lawsuit in my pas... |
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Value investing is dead long live speculation
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Mu isnt a value stock. Only negative pe stocks are value
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... yes so as i said earlier
Value investing is dead
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Neophotonics. Check dat
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Here's some good advice for any failed traders who decide to supplement their income with DD
https://dumpsterdiving.livejournal.com/813753.html
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Every person in this astonishingly broad community of dumpster divers has internet access? Who are these people?... |
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Mine too. One day I aspire to be the hand that takes the money.
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On a more serious note, how do you learn to sell options successfully? Anyone here do it?
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Everyone says paper trading and it's probably true. I prefer small trades with real ... |
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Not much market reaction (yet). Dow still over 21000, S&P still up.
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its priced in fag, my god. the market went up 400 points the past two days. next step is for it to be passed in congress for market to move
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Oh look, /r/personalfinance is brigading again.
It’s 1230am. I bet you’re not even drunk. *You sicken me.*
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I'm 12 beers in and personalfinance would never recommend buying options at all
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most bears are the fags trading with $500 accounts
nobody gives a shit
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��Gangbanger here. I typically have [$100-150k](https://ibb.co/9q2MGc6) in my RH fun money account. But, no loss porn, because I exited my puts for G20.
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Let's see that raging all time chart then
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I posted it multiple times already
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Don’t care
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hope you have $300k+ in savings and this is just fun money...
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300k in savings and throwing away 20% of it doesn't really ease the pain, I don't think
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Difference between drinking Jack to ease the pain and considering drinking bleach for som... |
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Took a 0% credit card offer of 35K$ to start trading a year ago. Kept buying and selling initially and shifted all-in to $AMD around december. The pain on Q1 ER was unbelievable. Had to take out another 5k$ credit card offer to avoid being margin called. I think I will se... |
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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I legit had to check out the guys twitter because i wasn't sure whether it was real or not. Can't say im surprised by the result..
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well whats the result you boner tell us lazy faggots
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it's real faggot https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/92... |
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You sound defensive. The first step is always denial.
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Looks like I'm out of a job. Rip
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Nah, but soon you'll need to get qualifications for a hyperloop. Oh wait, it's gonna be autonomous. Sorry.
But seriously, I don't get what's your poin... |
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You can tell this game is old because everyone in the cover art is white and the game's story arc is heteronormative.
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And it's for the Nintendo Entertainment System.. Originally released in the US in 1983.
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back when there weren’t any gay p... |
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CEO rolled instantly on his staff. Great leadership.
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yeah right? it's not like he needs to be loyal to his employees though. He has an unlimited amount of unemployed liberal arts majors to hire.
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he is a dumb faggot. http://imgur.com/a/yURJx
I am sure he has googles "how to win the lottery" and bought a bottle of that water that cures AIDS.
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> "how to win the lottery"
Someone once told me buying a lottery ticket has worse odds than going to a ca... |
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What is preventing technology from replacing you people?
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The line between trader and quant/programmer is getting more blurred. For simpler products like delta one etfs you pretty much have to be a programmer to work in the field. I am actually quite technic... |
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Where do you guys keep getting this Bloomberg terminals?
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Universities. A lot of people here are business majors
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I just learned my school has one. Going to start taking advantage of that - need it for any major trading position.
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Now this is the shit I like. Putting your earnings into depreciating assets! You go!
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I agree. Easy come, easy go! I couldn't resist. Just switched women with a 20 year age difference.
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And how olds your new girl? 7?
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30
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Fun game, but I wish it would let me see the sector and a larger timeline. Made about 50% profit in 2 trades then lost 20% of it to KORS. Also it should give you 3 other charts, and penalize you for advancing too much (since this uses historical data, you can just go long... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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That *is* America
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Ain't that America! You and me! Ain't that America!
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Somebody let this *Patriot*... |
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How do you lose money this week? Stop the puts, we won the fucking trade war.
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I had a bull put spread on LMT
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Okay, but why is it on margin?
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Have any of you ever sat on a jury? I did once because I thought it would be fun to learn about how a trial actually goes. It was incredibly eye-opening. Jurors are some of the simplest folk you have ever met. These people are naturally predisposed to despise people like Shk... |
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In Chicago this weekend
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From Chicago area- invite me bitch.
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Not my boat unfortunately, I only have a 34' Sea Ray
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That's 34' moar boat than I have
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His presentation was rather brilliant, he talked about what was going through his head when he made decisions at Enron.
He said he always followed the rules, but always found a way to go around them without breaking them.
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Not sure why you are getting so mu... |
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Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance
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As someone from r/all I can’t tell if this is a joke about op’s dad losing all his money obsessing over stocks or because he spent all his money on the computers.
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You must be a newb, by ws... |
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I've been bagholding a modest position since I got crushed by the last Fed announcement. Got back in the green today.
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I sold for a 25k loss. Bad timing. Wife went to the hospital 2 hours before the meeting and I forgot everything. I'm now up 16k from th... |
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Too big words. Had to close it because I honestly don't understand half the words. Back to trading with my life savings! \\:D/
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What are options
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It's the choices you have
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What if you don't even know what you're doing in th... |
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Hah. Look at you being 4 times as stupid as me.
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Maybe I will just have 4 times as many yachts as you?
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You're gonna need about a 50,000% jump for yacht number 1
Best of luck
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I thinks yachts cost more than that....
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Damn you never thought about selling ever?
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Thought about it before Q2 earnings this year but you bros convinced me to hold and start selling options. I really have nothing to loose at this point. It was my dads money invested for my colllege origanally. ... |
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Absolutely amazing that one of the largest companies in the world is saying, "yeah these presidential shit posts have real world effects and we're going to try and make money off it."
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That’s what they’re good at.
I’m also not convinced he doesn’t dial up J... |
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Bets on how long till he loses 99%? I say a month when the next rs happens
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According to the article I skimmed this AM, they are done with reverse splits (for now). Worst stock ever.
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The stock price is going to be below $1 this week. They ... |
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It's because you stopped giving him blowjobs 5 years ago and now he forever hates you for it
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>projecting this hard
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Im not married yet so I probably have about 6 months of blowjobs left
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Marraige is the worst financial... |
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What exactly is the reasoning for this random rule? Let's say I have a margin account, where I am not at all using the margin balance. What's the issue with allowing day trading on that sum of money? The only thing where margin is getting used may be for faster cash settleme... |
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Wait a few years and you'll be another 250k richer. Jealous of your position, only got like 5k in. 8k in aphria though
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Lol at a few years. He'll be 250k richer by this time next year.
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I was being conservative
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Damage control.
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/u/Theghost129 be like: "Don't worry honey, I'll make back double what I lost last week. You trust me baby, right?"
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You don't have to tag someone when you're replying to them.
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/u/Silver5505 GFY
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lol what a faggot cuck. lets hope he goes to prison for 15 years.
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Fag
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chortle on shkreli's balls you cuck
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Imagine the only insult you know is calling someone a cuck. Project more while Tyrone fucks your wife lmao
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If you buy $100 of AMD and it goes up 1%, you make $1 profit. If you borrow $10k and it goes up 1%, you already doubled your money and $1. Don't you want to double?
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Ofcourse I do! What happens if it goes down 40% though. Wouldn’t you need to pay it back wi... |
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How do CEOs of companies fuck up this bad? It's like the lumber 84 super bowl ad. Now that CEO is saying they support Trump and the wall because so much of their business is calling and canceling. What the fuck is wrong with how these idiot's brains work. Did they drink too ... |
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What pushed you to do that? I’m assuming you haven’t made a habit of doing it in the past
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Made 25% gains on 5k and then I figured it'd be more fun to make 25% gains on 20k.
It was more fun btw.
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you gonna pay back the loan and play with th... |
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Here's [Politico's similar assessment, 25 Republicans, very recently updated](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-gop-obamacare-repeal-votes-236349). NBC reporting similarly.
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You really using politico as a source?
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When it comes to ... |
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Honest question because I am not knowledgeable: so I see this thing happen occasionally in the tech industry on occasion where a large company buys out a small company and causes stock to shoot through the roof. I enjoy gambling but hate to drive three hours to the casino... |
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I think it's time for me to stop buying puts on GE. People just wont let it die.
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If you have been playing your put right though then you have made an awful lot of money with GE puts.
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sure, but it seems to have resistance and i don't think... |
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dude only had $8k last month.. i dont believe this
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7p96j6/i_started_using_margin_last_week/
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You know there this thing call deposit right.
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You think this dude 3x?
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Woman*
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What was Toy’s R Us if Sears is too big to fail?
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Really too big to fail? Hahaha
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Can RobinHood remain solvent for as long as these guys are irrational ?
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One day they will just shut down and this place will be flooded with fags whinnying about $300.
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Whinnying? How did you graduate high school?
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If retardation is a sickness. How tf are you losing massive amounts in a massive bull market?
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because retardation is a sickness...
edit: and uhmmm options
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You'd have to be blowing money on deep FDs. Anything even remotely sensible would ha... |
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Where do you get these percentages?
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Find the stock price.
Find the closest strike price.
Find the price of buying a call and put at that strike price.
Take that total premium for the call and put and add it to the stock price for the expected upside move... |
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...You have over half a million in margin on an account which had only $500 cash a few weeks ago?...
Which broker are you with again? I want some of that action. You basically have 1000x leverage.
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His options were exercised instead of sold. So they buy an... |
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This wasn't Apple (though fuck them for dragging shit down yesterday too). This was the god damn fucking piece of shit Fed opening their asses and talking shit about a possible rate hike in September WHICH WILL NOT HAPPEN IN SEPTEMBER. God damn fuck those guys with a fuckin... |
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Man I can't wait to take my series 7, I hear they give you a Gucci belt if you pass with a score of 90 and above.
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90% of those tests are a fucking joke. I have a couple friends that took the series 7 (part of it covers options), and it honestly scared me ho... |
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G20 is gonna bring that spike back to earth.
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Probably, yea. Trump will be like "ohhhh look....the market is green...I'm going to swing my tiny dick around" and then completely fuck everything up.
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Tariffs on everyone at g20. I saved 600 j... |
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Don't forget that's a 110% loss on misused student loans
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How can we capitalize on this? Is there any way to short the banks/companies providing the loans?
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that would be the us government
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Cool. How do we short "us governme... |
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He's probably down 30% with the rest who bought at the top
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better than the /r/ethtrader's that are down 50% from the top
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Yeah what a bunch of losers. Oh wait..
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It's ok. I'm mining eth..... Oh wait.
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How many positions?
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Two positions, ~380 shares, cost basis around $262/share for both positions.
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Should've bought calls!
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This comes up every once and a while and it's not as stupid as it sounds. He's thinking 780 is an upper limit where it will just bounce lower; 790 is above that limit and might go back to ~900. He just wants a breakthrough, still a dumb idea since you have to keep that mon... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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coke is ... |
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Wtf are you in to lose 15% in the first half of January lmao
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$ROKU and $SNAP both got downgraded the day after I bought them...fml
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buying SNAP.... c'mon man
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Buying SNAP on margin.... you should probably just stop, or go w... |
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2017: Trump Pump
2018: Trump Dump
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I thought Stormy Daniels was the Trump Pump and Dump?
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She dumped him and got paid $130K. Trump is an excellent businessman.
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Art of the deal everyone
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Most expensive... |
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Those receiving this - did you submit a support ticket in order to get this or did they contact you proactively?
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I did not submit a ticket, I just received it out of the blue.
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Cool, thanks. I had a bunch of failed orders that day, wond... |
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This is the least diversified portfolio I've seen. Nice work!
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this is /r/wallstreetbets...
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I'm either a peasant or there is something that I don't understand. Do you seriously have 40,000 shares of AMD? Like, you just decided to buy 40,00... |
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What would Tesla skyrocket to if shorts had to cover? 500?600? 1000????
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Tesla could go to 900 one week and then to 100 a month later.
The premiums for options are insane, but as volatile as this shit is, you are likely to make money.
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I ju... |
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I like Snapchat. The only downside for them is that there is a barrier to opening up your audience. With Facebook you can add people by searching for them. Snapchat makes it difficult.
You can have the coolest product but if you limit the amount of users that can share thei... |
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Everyone's jerking off to a week's worth of production and meanwhile Panasonic is considering investing another billion in to the joint battery plants but nobody seems to care what that says about the fiscal situation, lol.
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What does that say about the fis... |
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I have someone manage my money, I know it's over 10M though right now.
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Hahaha yeh someone on WSB with 10 milllllli liiiiiieeeessssss youd be a unicorn among kids bops
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First time here. Just looking around. :)
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Hey just h... |
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Real question here. How will this effect the overall market. Will it have a domino effect? Will other hedge funds have to move investments? Seems like if I was a fund manager I would take some risk off the table?
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No effect. He was a small fish compara... |
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Ok, so you all calm your tits here's the deal. There is no big conspiracy, nobody is jealous, mad, sad etc..
MartyMoho has a BRAND NEW account, which triggers an auto-shadowban. Believe it or not some of us have IRL responsibilities and can't sit and wait to approve eve... |
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Impressive. How's your normal month?
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I started options trading ~3 to 4 months ago after browsing wsb and realizing I don't want weak ass 5% compounded returns so I can retire at 70 years old. I gained a lot on the Nvidia boost from 95 to 110 and then procee... |
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https://imgur.com/gallery/gUadMnv
Hope I make some money
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If it holds the current price you are golden, but a lot can still happen before open tomorrow.
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Ya I’m not getting too excited, I’m already 30% down on these and we’re complete... |
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It's funny how fiscal conservatives are all quiet after a republican won the whitehouse but if a democrat raises the debt ceiling...
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If you say "I'm going to cut entitlements" the liberals go crazy, even though they rob the rest of us to pay for themselves... |
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That's a pretty small house, even if you are doing FHA lol
gratz on your yolo tho fam bless up
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Yea isn’t much of a house but eh
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would be a big house in south carolina or south dakota hahahaha
in NYC thats like 5 months rent
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Will you fucks stop talking about futures
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Wanna talk about some technical analysis instead?
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That makes my nipples erect
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How's this for you? I see a flying octagon triangle wedge forming to the east of spy, meaning tha... |
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I mean I plan on taking at least 100$ a month from this company for my 10$ subscription fee. If uber wants my data I'd probably sell it to them for a free ride a month...
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I highly doubt you'll be seeing 100 movies a year unless you have no friends or socia... |
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I feel like you're fucking mr Rogers or something. I lost 9k but at least we have humor here at WSB. I'll wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow. Good times.
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As an Englishman I'm not aware of Mr Rogers, but you weren't being sarcastic were you? T... |
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>stop putting 75% of your portfolio into one position
this is actually really good advice. you can make way more money if its 100%
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200% with margin
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400% if you borrow money from Grandma and use margin on that
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4000% i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
where are the hookers and cocaine?
## Speaker_1: ##
There's a cabin.
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smart move hiding the bodies
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Cause of the implication
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but they are not in danger, right?
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No one is in any danger
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T12 halt my boy, shits gonna go crazy. Or we wait a long time
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It’s going to gap up or down. They don’t halt unless 5+% is about to happen. I bet shit drops to 0
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Was about to buy puts before this happened...
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I bought puts ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"Check my logic, smokers don't like seeds in their weed shit
Send me them seeds i'll grow 'em what they need
Them ain't chia pet plants in the crib thats chronic
And I'm sellin them 500 a pop god damn it"
The man is an economic genius
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"I sell anything, I... |
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