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He's not wrong. Getting up to $450 in movie tickets every month for $9.95. Of course everyone is excited about it: it's basically just giving away free shit.
They'd be excited if your mom was handing out free blowjobs too, but does that mean your mom should get billions in ... |
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tl;dr u shouldnt go to jail for being an autist and vajayjays shouldnt give you a free pass to steal 700 mil
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No. White collar crimes doesn't get punished in this country. As long as you don't testify in front of congress as though you were posting greentex... |
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Trying to instill fear in the public so he doesn’t get impeached. Markets might go down a bit but will shrug it off and it’ll pick right back up or down with whoever replaces him. He thinks he’s some special shit or something?!
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He’s not the best prezzo. But... |
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Profitability in 2019? What a joke. Spiegel is clearly drunk on kool-aid. If the CEO is this delusional, it is no surprise that there are these many management departures. I doubt there is any hope left for this company.
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Lol right? I have puts but I think I... |
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Wall Street Booyah I heard you
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:) I hope they didn't cut it short
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$PM heard it but forgot if he gave you a Don’t Buy
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I actually bought PM calls a few weeks ago when I originally called the show to get on. You leave... |
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lads just make
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correctly in a row.
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Thats... thats not how probability works, but sure.
You're assuming Options are binary. If anything, your odds are fucking worse for this.
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So your confirming it IS possible. ... |
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I went through your post history....
Are you legit a Wal-Mart store department manager who drives a 7 series and blows $27,000 on OTM calls?
Are you real life? Are you WSB-incarnate?
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At the time, I was an assistant driving a 3 series.
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Big companies have shit like this all the time unfortunately, just under different names. 'Heat checks', 'Status Reports', 'Retrospective', all buzz words for the same shit.
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And frankly it makes sense. Close relationships is how you get shit done and these... |
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just turn the screen upside down it looks amazing
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It's still going down
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Turn it sideways
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It goes back in time when you do that
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thats what most people in this sub want
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You did back-to-back YOLO plays with 100% of your net worth?! LOL
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The way hes talking about money you can tell he's got family wealth to rel... |
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Why tf are you using margin?
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Why tf arent you?
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Because I have enough cash on hand to fund my investment activities. I'm also not going to double down using borrowed money. That's foolish
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BeCaUsE i HaVe EnOuGh CaSh On HaN... |
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Love this process. All in until back to starting point. YOLO
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ALL IN OR BUST
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So you're telling me I can risk 350 to make 3k? Teach me senpai
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Pick a high volume options ticker
Pick a direction you think it's going
Buy cal... |
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I'm sure it will be totally unbiased and present all the facts in an honest, objective manner!
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He literally did nothing that more "credible" pharma companies didn't, his biggest crime was shitposting about it.
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Actually his crime was securi... |
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it's like i paid 3,000 dollars to have my heart ripped out of my chest. cant wait to throw another paycheck into my account and watch it disappear
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You get $3000 paychecks? Each week?
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You don't?
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I’m a bi-weekly bro.
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Makes sense. Self described degenerates voting republican.
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And then they get blasted in the ass upon voting democrat. Neither party has your best interests in heart.
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Realistically, people in this sub should align with neoliberal ideals, so... |
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this is a clear insider trading, some info has been leaked.
buying a 156k worth of options with strike price $135 expiring in September, what a joke. SEC must investigate this
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OR it was someone who performed the hack or knew someone who did the hack.
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What is your favorite way to consume marijuana?
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have never tried
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but it's made of molecules and shit. Should be right up your ally.
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so is anthrax
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yeah shit's lit
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The only thing it needs is robinhood open with a 500 dollar account value.
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With a "+$51.98 Total Return"
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I would murder someone for a $52 total return at this point
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Can confirm. Have 15k in losses.
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F i... |
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Charged: $55,000
Square Swipe Fees: $1,925.45 (3.5%)
Available Balance: $53,074.55
Well for starters you're gonna have to make the swipe fee back, which is easy.
AMZN earnings is projected to be October 24th.
Shit usually runs up before earnings, and the big moves don't... |
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this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/2007scape
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Lol, to be a fly on the wall in the home of one of the adults who obsess over th... |
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R.I.P My Robinhood account.
https://imgur.com/a/R9NMt
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You've still got over 400 left to bet, faggot
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Faggot, they are all in options about to be expire Monday.
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What options tho?
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SPY calls.
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on the real he might have some skeletons not worth digging up.
a white boomer expat in Thailand? really makes you think lmao
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> a white boomer expat in Thailand? really makes you think lmao
I can think of nothing that makes me "think" less than this. ... |
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You're going to lose it all.
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not to be a dick but that is a like just one huge chop lol
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> a like just one huge chop lol
Are you referring to the dip in the chart?
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yea what happened there thats like a 70 percent loss ... |
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Team Instinct can use any gym to farm XP.
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What
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**Team instinct can use any gym to farm XP**
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I'm not sure I understand
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L'équipe Instinct peut utiliser n'importe quel gym pour accumuler de l'expérience.... |
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Count to ten at 9:35 AM tomorrow. In those ten seconds, Jeff Bezos, the owner and founder of Amazon, just lost more money than the median employee of Amazon makes in an entire year. An entire year.
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without bezos, those amazon employees might not even have ... |
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Anyone who understands JNUG will realize she's a fickle mistress that you fuck and dump when she's high, then run back to her when you think she's at a low point.
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Man. I haven't been putting any money into JNUG, I just enjoy watching it fluctuate. It's pret... |
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How do I trade these pig stocks?
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Futures man. /HE is the symbol, plus the month. So we are moving /HEQ7
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Do they expire month to month? I am but a lowly TSLA merchant
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Yeah man, it is like options, you can play any availab... |
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I'm surprised they haven't already cracked down on them. There's a case to be had that they've been using predatory pricing strategies for a long time now.
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Then don't buy from Amazon..?
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What, and pay shipping on small mundane household ite... |
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Can we just continue to cut rates whenever the economy is a bit shaky?
Do we end up with -20% 50 years from now or how does this work?
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Eventually runaway inflation will occur but that may not be for a decade or more. Or might be right around the corner? ��... |
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"Tesla surges 5% on announcement of new "anime" product"
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you have to understand
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I hope you understand what a t12 halt is lmfao.
Fucking RIP. This is done. Halted til NASDAQ gets their paperwork. Which is a big pile of shit written by puneet I bet.
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what will happen if you have puts?
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Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
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Only real truth I've read in this thre... |
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Why? You can literally make your bot an approved submitter and it by passes any karma needs.
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I did, still getting auto-modded out.
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Add an exception for your bot?
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I'm not very good at the computer machine.
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You are just looking at the 2 year peaks that AAPL has when it releases a new model vs an S model. The newest peak "Bullshit" should go on for almost another year, while they have record breaking sales on the 8 model.
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I actually think they fail to break th... |
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where was this at?
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UC Davis or something I think
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yeah, UC Davis. I know someone at the protest. Had some words for him.
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With potential cancellation at Berkeley due to security fees.
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so lame. coll... |
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When it goes up the rich are stealing all the wealth from us, when it goes down they stop paying us ��
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With socialism we can all starve to death ��
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america is socialist, numbnuts. see medicare, medicade, etc. we are so stupid that we thi... |
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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https://youtu.be/Q9QhU3wb_aE
tl;dw (English isn't one of ... |
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I can't even close my positions until this Friday
what do you mean by that?
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I liquidated my entire account on Tuesday and bought /-\MD calls with them.
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I get that. but why can't you sell those calls tomorrow?
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After you ... |
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Easy. The guy who lost 600k. Do you even frequent this sub if you have to ask?
Actually someone lost like 2.5mm in XIV when it blew up if I recall correctly.
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Jesus my god, do u have links?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/co... |
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Who's holding?
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Everyone who's not a retard
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Until it inevitably dips, and everyone posts MU SUICIDE THREAD. Then you all will sell out for a loss, then it'll go back up again because that's how stocks work
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Yeah that'... |
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Nah. He’s not a math guy.
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the anticipated production of model 3 proves it.
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You clearly can't comprehend exponential growth. It's ok most people can't...
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If you add an exponent to 0 it is still 0.
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OP are you getting any short interest? Robinhood shares a proceeds of the short interest they receive, and I am sure IQ is well shorted, and you have 31,000 shares, so there is a high chance of seeing some monthly interest payments credited to your account?
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Take profits now please
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I sold it right after I took the screenshot
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What was your total profit?
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I had *1000* contracts so I bought it around *$5000* and sold around *$12000*
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So... $70.00 gainz?
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Totally going to wheelie past some posers today on my dank rice burner
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Guy down the street has a dank rice burner and if he revs that fucking thing up one more time he's getting butt fucked over the thing
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Fuck that guy then, loud pip... |
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This is funny but why here?
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Because Elon musk triggers half of this sub
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and arouses the other half
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Can confirm, am aroused.
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i got a fear boner
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A phobia and a fetish. Very nice
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Legitimately impressed by this.
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I’ll sell you all my plays so you can inverse me.
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Fool proof!
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I really don’t understand. I’d be in the 6 figures if I did the opposite of my final decision every time.
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Come on, bro. At least offer the family a Golden Ticket yo your candy store.
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Should have changed his last name to Wonka.
Elon Wonka
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I like Wonka Musk better
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Willie Musk
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Musky Willie
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Cooker's & hocaine
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Crocs & lo mein
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Juul & Rogain
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Joe Rogan
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Lets me tell you something Joe Rogan, I used to sell fake rocks behind this all Dominican taekwando dojo on 238th Street. My nose... |
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Why is everyone in WSB so mean to eachother?
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Because fuck you that's why
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I dont get it lol, but it’s kind of funny
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stfu faglord
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There we go! Are we just trying to toughen each other up for the real wor... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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This is ballsy as hell. Props to you.
My first year of trading options I went from 5k -> 60k, all realized. Lost 90% of it the same year.
Got royally fucked on taxes. So I hope you took some out!
Edit: I meant it was my first YEAR of trading. It was between 2 different... |
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Hey where is our Tupac and nirvana songs @martinshkreli
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He's just as much of a bitch as Hillary if he doesn't release his Wu Tang album.
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He streamed the wu tang album last night
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Wtf link
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[Here](https... |
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Hey, making fun of illiteracy isn't nice!
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Here, it is praised.
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Still doesnt make it nice ����������
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Virtue signaling to prevent other people from constructively criticizing each other in order to make each other str... |
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't real... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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Then sell weekly otm calls
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Wait is there some sort of capital gains tax evasion s... |
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WHY THE FUCK DID JDST JUST BOTTOM OUT?!!
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CUCK YOUR LIFE INTO PIECES
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THIS IS NOT YOUR LAST CUCKOLD
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CUCKILATION
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CUCKS SCREECHING
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DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUCK MY ACCOUNT BLEEDING
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At least you still have some capital left to work with. I turned 70k into 6k. Pls help.
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did you make some back?
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Got as low as 3.8k at one point, but I'm back up to 7.6k now.
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Holy shit you doubled your money? Got any tips ... |
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They force US companies to give them their intellectual property in exchange for access to the Chinese market. IP theft. Also a trade deficit & manipulation of markets by the government (Chinese govt will subsidize business losses, giving Chinese firms an unfair edge)
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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that's genius.
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Not really, this has... |
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Just by that picture I now know why they were bitching about having to work their ass off.
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They found the most pathetic looking employee for the photo.
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What a bunch of pathetic Trump ball-licking asshats you people are.
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W... |
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I'm down 40k lmao...
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lmao...
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lmao
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You'd think this was a 3x ETF with this level of decay, fuck
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Why are you still holding onto this shit...jesus....not to add salt to your pain...but I still feel you're cropping your screenshots conveniently to remove any simulation trading flags that appear at the top of IB windows.
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We've been trying to bust him as a... |
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Fucking nice job.
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He already lost way more than this on puts lats week. If he doesn't sell immediately he will lose this too
Always remember: Bears are retarded
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Yeah those dumb bears. Everyone knows companies that turn negative profit... |
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Tell me about it man. I had a job interview today, going great and then they ask if I have anything I'd like to know about them? So I say, do you believe 9.11 was a punishment for imperialism or sin? The whole table was silent and they just said this interview is over,... |
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Day trade the pairs only myself. I can't handle waking up to -8% ruins my whole fucking day no matter how small the position is
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I'm assuming you were playing with pennies or leverage, my advice is to stop. Put your money into solid dividend stocks/ETFs, set... |
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You forgot one important thing is these kids have no money, thats why they bought OTM FD. Because they are cheap. 6 months ITM option for them? Ya, no way they can buy it.
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Honestly, buying those cheap OTM options and not making any (or losing) money is a gr... |
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Elon 2020
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Not gonna happen:
\#1 silicon valley Trump backer is Peter Theil
\#1 Peter Theil butt buddy is Elon Musk
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#1 not a natural born US citizen
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Not a problem if buy USA for 420 trillion.
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Fundin... |
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A couple of good books to recommend.
For an introduction to Topology, and Algebraic Topology, I suggest the text by Munkres, or Hatcher's book. Hatcher assumes you already know point-set topology, so I would start out with Munkres.
For better insight on Abstract algebra, d... |
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Hey, at least thats something
Get yourself a 10-piece from good ol’ Mickey D’s. Maybe one day you’ll be able to enjoy some real tendies....
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Burger King is $1 for a 10 piece
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Love BK but really can't trust $.10 nuggets
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The... |
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So you gonna tell us what you did to get here so we can buy the peaks?
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Deposit funds.
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Thats not how RH displays the graph. How much you deposit doesn't change the growth, just the starting value.
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It was a joke you fuck... |
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Any news?
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Garbage news about AI contract but the funny thing is that AMD is going to essentially become a contractor to hire (fabrication wise)
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they don't fab anymore, they design, but yes, their only lucrative business is semi custom desi... |
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Ooo...
I need to pull out my "Occupy Occupy Wall Street" shirt.
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Proof
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http://imgur.com/FU2Nay8
Worn with pride when those poors were loitering in DC.
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I want one. Where can I get it?
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Can't say no to that face
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He's got it all! He's handsome, he's good looking, knows how to run a business,
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And such hands!
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He has no proven track record of running a business and he's a PR nightmare.
Dude's garbage.
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10% market returns? Just wait till he finds out how much he can make on MU 90 C’s
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That legendary -1000%
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Just short it to make 1000% gains, it's too easy
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Wait hold on I can just short myself? Easy money.
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>he used the N-word in describing how KFC's Colonel Sanders used to talk. Schnatter has since said ... that he himself wouldn't ever use that word.
I didn't really say it!!! I was just showing you what it would be like if I did say it!!
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he literally quo... |
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Remember him as he was, not what he is now
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I have +4 Jan 18 $230 on top of this. I don't know why I didn't at least sell half my calls.
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I secretly hoped you locked enough gains and let this ride while hedging with Reddit karma and cashing... |
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How is this possible? Only 3.8k shares changed hands today?
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I have been opening my position over the last few weeks
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What catalyst is coming for you to make this trade?
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[Here](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1C57NvHME... |
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Lol I was just reading that. Fucking moron
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Uh oh another idiot who thinks trading is gambling.
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Lmao look at your faggot ass
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Look at you being OP's sex cunt. How about stop being a little bitch and go read the whole thing.... |
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"As an American, it is my God given right to become rich by selling my home to a Chinese speculator. These millennials need to get a third job so they can contribute to my social security." - Baby Boomers
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Substitute American for Westerner and your post is... |
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Flair plz mod me for my retardation
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Please don't have any offspring
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I already sold them to cover my margin calls.
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Just remember to only sell one of your kidneys.
You also only need about 30% of your liver (technical... |
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Uhhh there's a picture of buffett with my mom like 10 years ago and he did the same thing......
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He might be your dad.
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Haha I'm not that young
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Oh its wasn't just once. Its been going on for years
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Buffett ... |
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Thats nice of her, my wife thinks stock market is evil and dangerous
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Pretty accurate description actually. At best we're bottom feeders that can snatch up a few scraps and hide before a shark comes by.
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There's no shame in bottom feeding.... |
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That guy is an idiot
>No I started this year after Trump took over. I don't like ETFs. Just buying Puts. Have some June strikes, August strikes and January strikes. Mostly big banks since they rose the most on tax cut and deregulation expectation(read dreams) Also hav... |
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The fact reddit has even gotten to a point where we are willing to post this and people will give you karma is fairly astonishing.
I feel bad for ya man. I hope you end up okay but I have zero understanding of how you deal with losing what most consider a lifetime of savin... |
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This happened to me last August when I lost 180k on AMD calls. It was an account I grew from 30k and it felt terrible as I watched the options become worthless.
I learned not to make bets on zero days. I followed this up by turning an 80k stock account into a 17k options... |
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Race riot in DC? What'd I miss?
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Unite the Right rally in DC tonight. Antifa and BLM counter protests planned as well.
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Nice, I look forward to the larping videos on /r/publicfreakout.
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#YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!
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She texted me this morning linking this:
\https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/13/goldman-sachs-just-dramatically-cut-its-outlook-for-apple-predicts-26percent-downside.html
Asking if I felt like I was a big boi :(
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Looks like youre the sub in the relationship
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Advil? At least put some real drugs on there
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I assumed the advil was for suicidal purposes
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I'm more of a several dozen tylenol in a vodka martini kind of guy
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Ugh what a painful way to die.
It would feel like several hund... |
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Elon 2020
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Not gonna happen:
\#1 silicon valley Trump backer is Peter Theil
\#1 Peter Theil butt buddy is Elon Musk
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#1 not a natural born US citizen
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Not a problem if buy USA for 420 trillion.
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Funding s... |
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are you guys retarded or do you think snapchat and facebook are rivals? unless facebook has an easy way for me to send dick pics and allows me to snort coke from a girls ass without my dentist Emily seeing that shit i am sticking to snapchat
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What is funnies... |
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What is this gay shit
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Worship of a snot nosed prick who abused a loophole in the law to overcharge terminal
Patients and their doctors and insurers for medicines other people discovered and developed. Man thought of as some sort of icon by some, because rea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Invest in stocks that actually earn money instead of yoloing memestocks and the weekend will be more enjoyable
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But what if I already made the mistake?
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Have you used your redo yet? If you haven't it's a very valuable tool when you lose y... |
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Lol Xi needs to step up to the plate now with even more tariffs, preferably targeted at Trump voting states
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Xi already played his hand. China only takes like $100B in US imports. That's why Trump is so confident, he has tons left to tariff whereas Xi alread... |
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How the fuck did you just keep buying FD puts and timing it every fucking time.
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What you need to do is buy them otm then sell them itm. And if the price isn’t going the direction you want just listen to this and she’ll start heading the direction you want. ... |
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Your account is: $23668.66 GTFO
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dead serious. How do I solve to figure that out?
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Algebra wasnt your strongest subject was it?
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Not at all. Failed it
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Lol, atleast your honest.
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## Speaker_0: ##
No shit.
I never got a good answer as to what a Russian 'hack' would even entail. Illegal voting in swing states? Nope. Pressuring the electoral college? Nope. Letting the Dems fix their primaries and input a bad candidate? Sure lol.
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Sending out phishing e... |
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What app is his boss? Long that app.
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Robinhood.
He got a margin call or two
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Does that mean if you don’t answer the call you can collect unemployment?
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Could be Uber! I was reading articles that mentioned all work in the ... |
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