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Also never cross $58.
Strangle will print money every single dei
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Don’t fucking say it. You know bad news and good news alike pushes MU down.
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Ol AMD lol
Good news AMD red
Bad news AMD more red
Green days AMD took shit anyway
The good o... |
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This is all from $297 Put 9/25
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How much did you put on the line?
## Speaker_0: ##
Everything, so it’s not nearly as impressive as my ROKU gains, but it’s the same $ I gained, so I can’t complain!
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nice man. keep the hot streak going. 3 or ... |
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Sick I made $1081.
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$1,082 here GFY
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$1082 is scrub tier, $1083 or gfy
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Jokes on all of you, I LOST $2,084. G.F.Y.
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i get +1 more than whatever yall say
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I made +1 of whatever this faggot... |
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That extraneous 'just' is making my eye twitch
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That superfluous "just"
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Probably better word choice
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That superfluous "probably"
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wsb is a land of wolves
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She said I was everything she's been looking for.
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She meant honest.
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So let me be honest.
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Making money is not what I thought it would be.
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This business kills the part of life that is essential... |
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I lost over $100K: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5hv2tv/ophthotech_announces_results_from_pivotal_phase_3/db3lje6/
I'm basically rainman, but actually ret@rd3d
edit: so I checked my finances, still got ~$19.7k in my taxable, $6.4k in my roth IRA. my roll... |
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I don't even know what this means... I had 5 SCTY calls contracts at 21 and a 185 TSLA call. Tomorrow's gonna be rough.
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They're both going up so you're happy I guess. I thought TSLA would be down on the merger?
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Me too to be honest. I ha... |
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What app is his boss? Long that app.
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Probably either Uber or Amazon Flex (Amazon's private delivery service)
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Weird flex, but ok.
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Amazon women flexing is my fetish ok.
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damn how embarrassing , he basically called you to confirm his suspicious that you are indeed a cuck
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Yeah but he wrote that shit off. Nice to just get my money back. I’ll probably lose more this year.
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You can only write off like 3000 o... |
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Wtf kind of card is this? You're borrowing money you already have and pay interest on it lol
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It appears you are borrowing from the money you have invested in shares, so you don't need to sell the share before borrowing from it, however you pay it back with ... |
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I want to be nice and all but if you're only making 20K a person and aren't a student looking at higher income in the future then you should probably shell out 20 bucks for a pack of condoms
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For real. I'm I full time college student and still broke into th... |
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Save the $15,000 and avoid 3 times as many headaches. Marry your hand.
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Why, he spent $15k and got back $10k, a hotter gf, and a bunch of iPads. Seems like a good deal
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Can you count how many chromosomes you have? Based on your reading co... |
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That guy is gonna save thousands on commissions.
Buying amd 1 share at a time anywhere else would bankrupt him
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Exactly. RH opened the doors to essentially democratize trading. When you open the floodgates you get a lot of garbage. It also means that more p... |
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For anyone new to this sub, this is /u/fscomeau giving you this dirty DD (if you even want to call it that). He's a faggot in the truest sense of the word and you should be more keen to listening your own parents fucking before you listen to a word this guy says about inves... |
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He held his own.
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He really didn't, especially considering he was just lying and contradicting himself most of the time.
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I think he did hold his own. They were trying to pin him down and it's obvious that he cares about LFIN (for what reaso... |
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1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
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Technically the dealer has to tell you the best love to make in your scenario you ask. You can walk into a table and just go off their call.
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Wh... |
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Lmao. Being bearish on a company who has their product in every person in the worlds pocket, has a global cult and has $250billy just chilling in the bank.
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Apple, specifically iPhones, isn’t as popular outside the US as you may think. The things that makes ... |
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The average investor returns is your returns when you use a wealth manager like JPM
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or people who put their money in S&P500 ETF, sell because Trump tweeted something, buy back in 6 months later, sell again because the news said world is collapsing, etc ... |
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400 left. you can do a lot with that
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I started with $560 and now I have $390. There’s really not that much to be done with $400. And if there is, I’m totally doing it wrong.
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Didn't the NVidia puts guy start with $500 and roll it into 250 ... |
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Call me crazy, but I actually prefer a stable economy.
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So get rid of the FED then got it
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The worship of the Fed is hilarious. It was literally created in a secret meeting by the same bankers who created the "financial instability" of the ... |
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Did you miss the memo? Today is profit taking day.
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In an autistic rage I bought at $15.46
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what. an. idiot.
Edit: You did the ole WSB buy-a-roo
Buy high sell low.
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I'm doing it right! Hoping for $10 so I can sell! This is... |
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You don't actually have to buy them in bulk. Ask your broker to chop off just a small piece, depending on how much money you have. It's a common service that any broker has to do for you, they just don't advertise it because it's additional work for them, lazy bastards.
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Same. Just one share tho, didnt have any other buying power and I’ve banned myself from selling my SQ or MSFT and my new trade funds go to crypto now
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you ARE autistic
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I know, but also ICPT is up 1% already from w... |
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my daddy says brown people are bad and rich people have earned the right not to pay taxes
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It's every American's God given right to pay an accountant and tax attorney to make sure he pays as little taxes as humanly possible. If he pays more to the accountan... |
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Fuckin sweet bro !!! I think I'm gonna get a BMW x3 if this thing pops to 15$.
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> BMW x3
So you want to tell the world 'I'm a faggot who can't afford X5'?
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Dude he is buying 3 bmws. Baller as fuck.
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too baller
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Some guys I know pooled together $2k worth of lottery tickets and planned to either "stop at $100k in winnings or go broke trying!"
They went from $2k --> $240 --> $6 --> $0
They are now mods at WSB.
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The logic in that is hilariously bad hahaha wh... |
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So his wife fucked Lumberg?
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No his wife fucked /u/Losingmoneyrightleft
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How will he recover from that one
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Who? /u/haupt91 or /u/losingmoneyrightleft?
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Yes.
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90 hours a week is 15 hours a day if you work on the saturday too. You are telling me you are working 7 to 10 every single day ? Do you eat at work ? Do you have a wife ? Do you have a life ? How do you do laundry, or clean the apartment, you probably don't even have time to... |
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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losing 2% in a month for someone who averages 1% a year is crazy, it'll take him 2 years just to break-even from that
Someone needs to tell this guy that inflation is >1%, and that hes been losing money for a while
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How the hell can anyone make 1% a year... |
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What a fuckin loser. I like pharma bros that don't get captured.
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Oh damn now that they locking me up is when you decide to talk shit.
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You going to jail. Tf you gonna do? Maybe get some physical gains while you are in then chat shit, m8
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currently 430 percent up and counting....this trade is far from over thats why. 3 more days till shorts are done covering
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Can you explain why is it in 3 days? I honestly have no clue how to know the timing of when shorts have to cover their position.
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Dude you prolly live in bumblefuck Missouri
There’s 6 sbux within a block of my office and they are always a zoo
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bumblefuck has always been the canary in the economic coal mine.
Ignore at your own risk.
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Tell us what state at least?
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globally, ... |
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Exactly how I feel when people bitch about their min wage job not able to support a family. Min wage is for teenagers. If you are still getting min in your 30s then you failed in life.
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Ma man Jack Ma used to offer free tours to foreigners just to learn Engl... |
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I sit at a computer and watch the market while I do my work. It's not that difficult to do
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I do this too, except I mostly just watch the market and neglect my work. Not that much work, and as long as I don't fuck up an inspection, no one gives a shit what ... |
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This was a pleasure to read
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Thanks man. This is really the only subreddit I read, and definitely the only one where I post OC. Mostly just because you guys are awesome and hilarious. Comments like these make my day :)
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Cracking up at th... |
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Lots of market participants that haven't seen a market correction or bear market, it will be interesting for sure. A whole new generation will learn that there's no such thing as a free lunch.
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We haven't even seen a 20% pullback in 10 years. This is unprece... |
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They already lost south east asia to local startups. Future looks grim for Uber and hope they can learn from their mistakes
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What about europe? How are they doing over there?
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A lot of countries banned it some time ago to protect taxi indust... |
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Also turn back, this subreddit had degraded into fluffy let's be nice to each other shit.
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What the fuck are you talking about faggot
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JNUG daily posts ffs, faggot
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Of course but I don't think that means people are being fl... |
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I wanna die.
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Same. I may not even have enough money for rope. Although i have some hope it gaps down on us open. The producers and hedge funds wanted ng up
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what price did you guys get in dgaz?
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6.53 average
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Short the USA first cause you guys are going to be a 3rd world country first.
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lol no
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Lol I mean your largest cities are practically shitholes. LA, New York, Philly, Chicago. The rate of murders in New York, LA and Chicago alone is greater ... |
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Every day with CNBC. 3am or 9pm dont matter what time. Trump never not #woke
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Truth is he's always about to say shit, the fact that folks haven't adjusted to that is surprising.. Literally just go through what he said he would do, what's already happened wit... |
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Basically only trade $SPY Options FDs. Surprisingly, I traded mostly calls this week and made money on the small bounces.
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My strategy is simple. This sub basically acts as the retail investor's voice. I am assuming people who champion their options here have ... |
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at what percent does the entire economy collapse?
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AT 8 PERCENT??
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE ALREADY AT 4 PERCENT??? AND AT 8, IT'S ARMAGEDDON????
HOW COME NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
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Want me to really blow your mind? I’ve seen bonds wh... |
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The scary thing is I can't tell between memes and real life anymore. I guess I should just embrace it. Memes are life
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I support Trump I can't tell either. Whatever he's doing it, the market continues to YOLO
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How dare you support tru... |
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Hold SPY. Hold AAPL. Hold AMZN. Add to those positions. Finished the day +$16,000.
EDIT: finished +$17,000.
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Man you are a beast. I'm too much of a pussy to buy options en Masse like you. I just write cash covered puts mostly...
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Not eno... |
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damn dude have some respect and block our her name / face.
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Okay, pretend you didn't see her name and face
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low key send me them tittays
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That's not respectful. I may be sexist but I'm not misogynistic
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Fuck Equifax and the morons that run it. They sold their stock before telling the public their data was stolen. Almost half of the hard working people in this country are compromised for life now. Don't let this fake apology sway you. These people are just as guilty as the t... |
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The scary thing is that actually might be true for the next recession.
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You mean tomorrow?
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a 30% drop in one day would be glorious
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Can you imagine? lol
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It’s happened multiple times where the entire ma... |
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It's about some autisitc solar roofing product.
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Whatever it is doesn't matter. As long as the Muskateers flock to the stock it's all good.
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>Muskateers
LOL
Permission to re-use this in a social setting and shamelessly pretend like... |
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They havent verified your ID say you were hacked hit the start over button and get a refund
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Little fraud never hurt no one
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fraud is bad mmkay it undermines the collective imagination we all have in the system which in and of itself ... |
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You might not like these options, but they'll get you ahead. Greed is good afterall, amirite?
A) generally these things are based on delayed quotes. buy something after it goes up but before the quotes in the competition are updated
B) Manipulate a real stock with low li... |
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Oh man I can wait to see the massive liberal overreaction to this joke
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If you think he’s ACTUALLY joking you haven’t been paying attention. He may have said it as a joke, but everything about him, what he says and does leads me to believe he would love not... |
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**FUCK IN HELL**, Italian 10-year bond currently up 48bps to 3.16% at 4am ET!!!!!!!! An 18% move!
Edit: 5 mins later now up 54bps. Surreal.
Edit: And now up 65bps
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what does this mean?
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Panic selling. Another Eurozone crisis is starting.... |
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Fucking white people
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There's an Asian woman at 0:58 on the right side.
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7/10 would bang
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7/10?? More like 11 out of 10 bro she is hot as FUCK and has some big boobs, too. She was probably only hired for her looks and eve... |
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OPEC at it again? OPEC is looking to bring on more production, thus increase supply and decrease prices. For someone who went to Wharton, he seems to have a hard time understanding simple economy theory. No wonder he doesn't know what 17 x 6 is.
https://www.bloomberg.com/vi... |
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HMM Sichuan tendies...
I'd be careful, though. The Chinese government is unpredictable. You make an investment, they nationalize the company and you're fucked
What happens to shorts if the gov seizes the company?
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Everything is already nationalized, it's o... |
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Will you post your gainzzz?
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Ask and ye shall receive
https://imgur.com/a/xasye
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Lets see the 3 month/1 year
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https://imgur.com/uthoJCD
3 MONTH above
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This is like.mine upside down http://imgur.com... |
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wait those exist on this sub? i thought we were all just fags with $100 (after losing 90%) robinhood portfolios?
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There's definitely several big dick daddies around here keeping the YOLO flair alive so us little monkies keep on dancing
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I'm curious to know if there are any women on this sub at all.
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Hi, I am woman.
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asl? Wanna see my van?
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69/t/Los Angeles, wanna see my 18" dick? Better yet, WANNA FEEL IT?
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Dad?
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Don’t like sleeping? Throw a grand into binance and go to town
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~~a grand~~ 90% of your net worth FTFY
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a grand is 100% of my net worth
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teach me how to grow my net worth to a grand
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start with 10k
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Buy 2500 shares at 1 cent and sell them when they go to 2 cents!
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I'm not very well versed in stocks but I follow this sub for the memes and success stories. What exactly stops people from doing this? Nobody wants to buy the stocks at 2 cents?
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300@17.83
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I got on the money train at 18.85. TOOT TOOT!
update:
Got off the money train at 23. Might get back on if it gets around 21 again.
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It's not a money train anymore.. More like a rickety early 20th century rollercoaster.
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You're 25 and making 330k a year? I feel like a loser now.
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Seriously wtf does this guy do?
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Software engineer/Dev I'm sure
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Yeah I just read through the whole post and he said something about tech sector so that’s a solid ... |
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No shit.
I never got a good answer as to what a Russian 'hack' would even entail. Illegal voting in swing states? Nope. Pressuring the electoral college? Nope. Letting the Dems fix their primaries and input a bad candidate? Sure lol.
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What are you talking a... |
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This is almost equivalent to a shoe shining boy talking about the market to a market maker, and for that reason i am out
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Nah, most of my coworkers think the stock market is still some scam and only hold cash in pussy things like an ally savings account so... |
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>letting the fries touch that nasty ass table
fuckin degenerate
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What McDonald's do u go to that has granite tables..
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He’s saying your table is nasty, you fucking degenrate.
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That's how granite tables look. It's natural... |
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This company is such a goddamn dumpster fire right now, A large portion of that dilution happens when the stock hits like 7.50 which there's a good chance will never happen again.
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7.50?? I need it to go back to 5.80 so I can dump it and break even.
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That's why it's called a yolo my man. You could have come out a lot richer but you fucked up and lost a lot of money.
Money comes and goes but I'll tell you this. To get back to your $660k, you'll need to make 100% return.
**DO NOT TRY TO GO MAKE A 100% RETURN ON ANOT... |
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Can someone explain how this works, I was getting confused looking into put and stop orders. I'm very new to this and just usually invest into mutual funds and leave a lil in my bank from my job.
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I would like to hear how this works as well. From my researc... |
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Nice, next move?
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Straight cash over the weekend. Nothing planned until After G20. Definitely going in on LULU calls next Wednesday for earnings.
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What’s your DD on lulu? I’m bullish too
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DD is that I bought I new pai... |
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To be fair, back then the Dow was 13,000 points.
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THEN: 1k/13k ~ 7.7% drop
NOW: 1.3k/27k ~ 4.8% drop
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Checkmate you fucking cucks
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Can you not be toxic please thanks
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Checkmate you fucking cocks
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why are you people trading on the american market? Have you not looked into outsourcing your girlfriends from the emerging markets? I highly recommend looking to Vietnam or South America to grab absolute bargains.
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Russia girls too!
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Option glitch, same thing with buying some msft calls. They show filled in history but that's it. Guess we get what we pay for.
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Did they actually fill or did they not go through
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Not sure if anybody knows yet. If it didn't RH would have mil... |
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liberals on reddit can't catch a break. If dems lose the midterms we are gonna see one hell of a sperg out. I for one am hyped.
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Mass liberal suicide 2018
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Mass suicide could be the only thing that could legitimately pop the student loan bub... |
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GAMES WORKSHOP. ON THE LONDON.
They had an earnings recently. Not sure how it went as the websites haven't updated.
It's up 211% in the last year its nerds buying plastic shit. It's like funko but actually successful.
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> the Warhammer figurine compa... |
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Much worse profitability for a little revenue gain. This is bad, right?
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Most of the time except in the bizarro world of TSLA bulls
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Aren't they building plants? Isn't that all of their spending?
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They're not spending as mu... |
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Continue?
Insert quarters
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## Speaker_0: ##
Snow Mexicans have a free trading app now? TELL ME, I need my maple syrup tendies, you can't hide REAL NEWS.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I forget what its called i saw the posts ealier but no options trading = no one cares
## Speaker_1: ##
God I wish there was Robinhood North. I... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is what happens when you give Raytheon multi-billions in US taxpayer money on no-compete federal contracts.
They hire art majors for diversity statistics.
## Speaker_1: ##
I used to work at Raytheon. It was a diversity nightmare. I love teaching old black women how to... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"All aboard the yolo train,” one recently replied. “Full disclosure I did a bunch of Xanax and drank a bunch of coffee 30 minutes ago.”
This is clearly taken out of context. Shitty and lazy journalism strikes again.
## Speaker_1: ##
Of all my wonderful quotes, they pick *t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fake and gay
## Speaker_1: ##
:) Idk what I can post to prove it but ok lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
Post your buy order dipshit
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/4y2d6fK
## Walls1337bot: ##
Goddamn dude. Can I suck your cock?
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## Speaker_0: ##
OP 'bout to get fired
## Speaker_1: ##
Full time WSBer in the making
## Speaker_2: ##
"I have $800 in my Robinhood account and want to day trade full-time what are my next steps?"
## Speaker_3: ##
I have $189.76 in my robinhood account and want to day trade full-time. Wh... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
## Speaker_1: ##
For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff.
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&... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Quality shitpost
## Speaker_1: ##
Quality shit comment
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Quality shit reply
## Speaker_3: ##
Quality shit observation
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Shit
## Walls1337bot: ##
high quality tho
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## Speaker_0: ##
Options?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yup, synthetic long position. Sold 15 puts and bought 15 calls.
EDIT: accidentally put 150 instead of 15, 150 was the strike price
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How much fucking money do you have lol, 150 naked puts requires a shitton of margin.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll sign that.
But only cause I like banning stuff not because I can even guess wtf that second forum is about
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The second one is basically people bitching about their shitty life situation and then blaming it on capitalism. Lots of "Long live communism, ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
## Speaker_1: ##
Uh, what about u/martymoho and his multiple millions on MU calls.
## Speaker_0: ##
He also made it all from $100K in the firsrt place, rig... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That really sucks man but this is why you never go all in on shit like this.
To be fair if you didn't do this kind of stuff you would likely have never run 75k into 900k but continuing to Yolo every play with no stops you were eventually going to blow your shit up and you ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
AMA Jr.
https://imgur.com/gallery/FCidB
## Speaker_0: ##
Are you OK?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah. My Robinhood account is my fuck you money. If it all disappears sure it sucks, but I don’t gamble anything I can’t afford to lose.
And thanks for asking. Love this communit... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I might have missed it but I don’t remember Toyota making bets with foreign governments that they will fix their power grid issues in under 100 days or its free...then delivering that under budget and on time. With a payback time of under 6 months.
Tesla did all of those th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I haven't seen a million dollar trade on here in a while. What is your plan to get more million dollar trades here? Thanks
## Speaker_1: ##
everybody blew out. Now it's just dumbshit engineers and college kids
## Speaker_2: ##
everybody, as in the guys who used to solel... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why else would you dye hair crazy color?
## Speaker_1: ##
Self expression?
## Speaker_2: ##
Right?, but who are you expressing yourself towards?
## Speaker_3: ##
To themselves. They just don't want the rest of the package and stereotypes associated with it.
## Walls1337b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I live under a bridge now ��
## Speaker_1: ##
Mind sharing your needle with me ��
## Speaker_2: ##
Okay but I have hep c ��
## Speaker_3: ##
Good, I have AIDS
## Speaker_4: ##
lol Ebola here
## Speaker_5: ##
Doctors don’t even know what I have but I’m dying painfully lo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I was promised gains
## Speaker_1: ##
Statistically, the economy does better with Democratic presidents than with Republican...
## Speaker_2: ##
Because massive govt spending stimulates the economy.
## Speaker_3: ##
this tax cut is massive government spending
## Speaker_... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can't Goldman just short themselves? I'm sure Bank of America did..
## Speaker_1: ##
I would absolutely love to see the SEC shitstorm that results from that.
## Speaker_2: ##
Not straight short stock, or buy puts/sell naked calls or whatever you want to see as "normal" sho... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
All from fb and spy puts. Big run today from buying spy puts 2 hours before fed announcement. Stressful as fuck but was worth it in the end.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes my butt was clenching when right after announcement it went up like 1% LOL
## Speaker_0: ##
Yo fr man. When it... |
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