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Serious question: people with more than a few thousand dollars, what the hell is the appeal in RH?
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The same answer every time. No trading fees and/or easy for beginners.
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I use it cus I can just use my index finger to approve a YOLO
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Only if you can make it as hilarious as the WSB suicide bot
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Ugh now I want to see this suicide bot in action
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Go to r/sanctionedsuicide and watch actual suicides in action.
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Bruh wtf is this sub
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Righ... |
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Sounds like they'll be profitable in Q3. Good thing I kept my shares and calls.
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Most of the times you can see if some news are good or bad judging on at what time they get released.
Friday 11pm, is definitely not a good time.
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This thin... |
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As someone who won my stocktrak competition last semester in my investing class, let me tell you that the overall return winner is the guy who fucks. Sharpe ratio is for pussies.
My strategy was to go on finviz stock screener and short the penny stocks that were the biggest... |
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This is actually false
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Yeah I did the math once. Trump grew his wealth at about 12% per year on average.
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>Yeah I did the math once.
Sure you did
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Yeah I did it too and also came up with 12% per year on average.
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Fuck that communist parrot
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He's almost the opposite of a communist
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Just this week:
“Take the guns first, worry about due process after.”
“He is president for life. It’s great, maybe we will try that one day.”
Started a trade war.
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You're about 23 hours early on this one champ.
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more time for thoughts and prayers to help Apple prevent the techpocalypse
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Fair enough. I'm holding 525 shares fingers crossed.
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You are holding shares bro. Relax. Unles... |
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I bought weekly SPX puts on the way down with most of my earnings from Thursday, since the market finishing red seemed unavoidable. I got up to a $43.9k netliq at 1:30, then kept telling myself that it was a bull trap.
I'm still not sure what the fuck happened.
Edit: Dammi... |
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SODA puts. NVDA calls. Can you guess what expiration?
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Faggot's ^^Delight?
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Newbie here, what does faggot mean in relations to options/investing.
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Google it.
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Risky google
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I love looking at the comments people make to his tweets. It makes me think there are a lot of bored, miserable people in the US, lol.
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And in Russia.
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I was told by Supreme leader Obama that Russia is not a threat, and I still belie... |
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"Democrat Shutdowns"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSeULm34FmM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSeULm34FmM)
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It’s not really like either side is shutting down the government. It’s a group effort.
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When he says "Ill own the shutdown" the... |
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Use $100 only to learn. Don't plan on ever seeing that $100 once you put it in, and then do dumb shit. It's how you learn.
You're not going to make money off of it, but it will still be real money so you're not going to be completely careless like if you used a paper trad... |
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This past Friday was nuts. At one point I was down $3,000 and ended up profiting $540 after selling EOD.
Also time to move all of my funds back over to optionshouse. I just transfer over all of my money to a new/different broker when this happens. Close to 25K.
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lol dropping 5k on call for your first options play....you belong here you lucky bastard. Might be the first time I've ever seen an Sketchers play too, so congrats.
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yeah, that could have easily been a $5k loss
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It would have only been a $5k... |
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this is good for tesla
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Your flair is an amazing
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I feel like you said that to just show off your flair...
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yo wsup
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Suddenly I feel my flair is inadequate
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If you're not an old fuck literally seconds from dying, do not ever fuck with fixed income. It is literally retarded and makes me rage that those fucking cunts actually convinced these young people to buy fixed income for a 2% gain after not touching it for 2 years. Jesus fu... |
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I'll whoop this guys ass. He obviously is the biggest troll on Reddit. Trolling the fuck out of a 21 year old. ������
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Hey. You're a faggot
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Hey, you have RAD in your portfolio, so therefore you're retarded at default and I can't argue wit... |
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I have no stake in any of these FANG stocks but I always come here to watch the colossal melt down that follows.
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More drama than The O.C. It makes for great viewing.
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The O.C.? What are you? A 43-year-old housewife?
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Big Cheeto Man, aka the Trade Warrior, in the crowd at :19
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Holy shit that's actually him. When I first read this comment, I thought you were saying that OP edited in Trump. But no he is ACTUALLY THERE
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He's in a lot of movies.
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Whatsanoption???
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Huh?
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^He^^doesn't^^^^know^what^^options^^^are
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What's a jar of memes
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^It's^^what^^it^^sounds^^like^
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Send me a picture of your jar of memes
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ill send you... |
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Lmfao I love this sub. I don't even invest, but this is probably my most visited.
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Jump in you can't fuck up this hard even if you tried.
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Challenge accepted.
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This subreddit is the sole reason for me starting a broker acc... |
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That's my broker, look at him, working hard.
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I bet he shows up to your house when you’re margin called.
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“Ayyyy ese your margin it’s fuckin callin homes time to answer la telephono or I’m gonna have to push your shit in.
You ever had ... |
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Would the owner of this profile please let me know. You will become a mod.
Edit- 1 kid claimed it was him and then deleted his acct.. I need to find this user.
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TCM don't let the kid get away. He said it was him:
https://www.reddit.com/user/FeetSnif... |
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Ah yes, I too keep a stock of rich-republican-banker-friends. While I lost money the entire year, Now that a bad day finally happened, ill give them a call
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i'm sure they're dying to hear from him.
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If said "rich republican banker friends" ... |
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I am actually banned forever from that sub for saying people who make 500K are not human garbage. It is a fucking dictatorship ran by idiots, which is unsurprisingly similar to all of the communist countries in our history.
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I got banned for saying a guy ma... |
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I'm new and out of the loop. Anyone willing to explain?
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People put a little girl statue in front of the bull of Wall Street as a symbol of women's right etc
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What I would like to see instead (and originally took for granted was already ther... |
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If you want to find the person on the other side of this trade, head over to teslamotorsclub.com
A couple furious "investors" who got wiped out selling naked puts.
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I'm on the other side of the trade. I have 10 naked 310 strike puts expiring 4/20.
Yes, I... |
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After the MS bomb I said the run-up was over and it would be like December.
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MS fag killed the momentum
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that was the intent, it was a hit piece designed to do so. Why else would they release it when they did, 1.5 weeks after analyst... |
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This company has 3,000 employees lol
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That can't be right. Are they interns?
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They do have interns. They pay well too. Had two friends who interned last summer doing software engineering making $55/hr
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$55/hr internship? I'... |
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Are you still up now overall? You made $45k or more from this other trade:
[https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9jhmkt/aapl/](https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9jhmkt/aapl/)
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Still up but BABA fucked me really hard...
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First, post proof figgit.
Second, the real money is in selling options.
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OP Do NOT do this unless you understand the risk of doing this. You know how when you buy an option your maximum loss is the premium and you have unlimited profit potential? It's the co... |
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This may be my favorite stock in my portfolio right now.
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Pathetic
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misguided
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C'mon, his 'favourite' is up 2%, big whoop. $NOK is about the steadiest stock I hold.
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So why can't a steady stock be someone... |
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He didnt outpace inflation. This is econ 101. He gained dollars but lost value. Should have invested in MU i... |
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What? Why? I thought they wanted the poors to suffer
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Fuck The poor, hard working stock merchants like me will suffer if this legislation doesn't pass.have you looked at your insurance bill recently? Mine went from $380/mo to $670. All my precious gains are ... |
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i dont want even look at my TDA faggots delight account
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I spent about $1500 in my IRA on TD trading FDs. My IRA only had about 5000 to start ��
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time for you to use the other 3500
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I only got about 1000 left in it ��
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Did anyone tell him it’s not a loss if he doesn’t sell?
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Good advice, leave it in the YouTube comments. He's got nothing better to do but read those now.
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Comments are disabled :/
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Probably for the best.
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Have any of you ever sat on a jury? I did once because I thought it would be fun to learn about how a trial actually goes. It was incredibly eye-opening. Jurors are some of the simplest folk you have ever met. These people are naturally predisposed to despise people like Shk... |
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it's due to the fed. the interest rate part was already known but their tone was more hawkish than expected (balance sheet).
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Wtf does hawkish mean? I only know bulls
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So many animals in the stock market. Can't keep up
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Th... |
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Liberals are retarded
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liberals arent allowed to like guns?
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I wish they did actually like guns. Instead they push for every possible gun ban.
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I’m liberal and own a bunch of guns.
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But you vote f... |
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dont fuck with hillary that bitch will fuck your life up
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You can fuck with Hillary. Look where it got Trump. You can even defraud customers. Look where it got Trump University.
In fact, you can even be a fucking penis about it after doing something rampant... |
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U need to walk away from that account for a while.
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You’re right... I need a refresher lmao.
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you realize guessing the direction isn't anything if it won't reach the strike+some, right?
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edit: You all act like you don't know wh... |
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what in the fuck am I looking at
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He bought 1000 contracts way otm for 2 cents each.
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did he spend 2000 bucks on this then?
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You're god damn right he did
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YOLO
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When you hitting the sell to close button?
Good work. I see you got in with no fear on that Cambridge anal dip.
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Sold early morning at 215. Was fine with the gain honestly and didnt want to overextend
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Why not leave a bit and let it ride?
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MFW holding AMD since 13.4
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Dude you're not even close to true wsb until you ride AMD from 14$ to 12$ a couple of times with averaging down involved if you're kinky
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> averaging ~~down~~ up
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There's no up with am... |
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lol
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wtf
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FUCKTANK
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Divorce sucks. Lawyer up.
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Delete Facebook, hit the gym...
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this is just good advice in general
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Can confirm. Did both these things this year and feel a million times better for it.
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What if stop smokin... |
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I love this alleged quote from him on the topic "I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people."
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no he didn't it was laplace that really calculated the motion of heavenly bodies
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Ever heard of the *Newton* la... |
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I hate cheese so the whole damn lot can go!
Actually I don't hate the Fed Reserve, they didn't do anything to my tendies, I did that myself.
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It is uncomfortable how many people want to abolish the FED. Of course the Fed is going to raise interest rates ... |
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millenials dgaf about tbonds, not interested in that slow money
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Look at all the retards on the front page of reddit any time something about the market declining gets posted on r/news or whatever. Literally thousands of people talking about how they either ... |
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Realistic because in the end, Ally went further.
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this is why i just gave up and started dumping my cash into a roth IRA full of market index funds and high dividend yield ETFs... to protect me from myself.
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I have a 100% S&P 500 Roth I... |
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> For every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, **I have many to take their place.** Grandstanders should not have gone on. JOBS!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
Turns out not so much. Sad.
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> JOBS!
Well put.
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Puts... |
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I don’t think it’s going to crash anytime soon enough for you to realize a profit. These things take years to slowly grind down.
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tech market imploding combined with a record-breaking earthquake could do it.
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The probabilities of bot... |
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Why hasn't Moviepass filed for bankruptcy yet? Are their investors as retarded as we are and just love burning money?
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I lost a bunch on HMNY... I did, and still do think the idea of MoviePass is brilliant at its core... but shit, even my dumb ass got out ba... |
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I think I need to switch to RH. These e-trade comissions are raping my asshole.
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Shut up you like it.
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No thank you. Already have over 3k in fees.
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Hey, you gotta lose money to lose money...right?
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Your first mistake was listening to CNN. They've been screaming market crash since November.
Inverse CNN = success.
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God I hate CNN. I don't even care for Trump. I just think CNN whines 24/7
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I got rid of BAC options prior to the election... |
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big theta boi
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So I think I understand enough about theta time decay to deal with it but I don’t get what people mean by theta gang, so on and so forth
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theta gang is for option sellers
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Oh and they just make money off... |
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MU is down 7.9% so yes
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I wonder how that guy who decided to take out a second mortgage and put it all in MU calls is feeling. If he’s still alive...
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He didn’t. U can’t buy calls during the weekend
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I know but maybe... |
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buy some fds based on the GREAT DD here or keep buying nvidia puts like that one guy and get rich. or just re fund your account and REEEEEE with me.
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Haha I actually bought an nvidia FD put...yesterday... at open
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So don’t kill me for this b... |
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...and 10yr hits 3%
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So why is google down if they beat their expected EPS? I’m confused.
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Stocks are designed to make wealthy people more money. They don't follow logic. You just go for the ride and hopefully the rich people let you eat the... |
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The googling of "how to trade options" is definitely not true. If they did that. They'd know how many contracts they are actually buying...
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why buy 100 shares of SNAP when you can buy 100 options? i've heard you can make way more off those!
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\>using anime to call others autistic
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It's not Anime, its sword art online.
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>Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna.
Sounds pretty fucking autistic bro
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wtf is with these w... |
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Manage it for him, but don't do any yolos. Do only mild investments.
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That plan was to do that until he could withdraw the initial investment and still leave a decent amount in there higher risk trades.
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Really he should just stick it in the... |
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Buy AMC. Their new A-list subscription pass is gonna benefit from MoviePass’s demise
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It’s not a bad deal except it only works on amc
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Largest theatre network in the world, with theatres throughout America and Europe. Unless you’re in a ru... |
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Holy fuck, that must have knocked her out cold. Just like buying FB calls last month.
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Actually no, the funniest part is after, she says "ahhh i have the worst headache ever" no really you just got hit in the head with a fucking watermelon!
https://youtu.... |
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LOL
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Why did market retarded
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No idea but I decided to hold Jnug and I am glad I did.
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Still glad?
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DIS RETARDED
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should've gone with BlockChainBuster but you couldn't resist the BBC
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what is BBC?
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Go ask a black guy, can I be cucked by your BBC?
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what is cucked?
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<3
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What’s <3
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B... |
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Every time you think, "Should I buy a call?" Buy a put, and vice versa.
Or at least tell us what you're trading, and we'll do the opposite.
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Just bought SPY call 237 @1.0~~2~~1 (price improvement) expiring Friday
E: http://imgur.com/a/Rr6Kz
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2019 is going to be the year people here finally quit praying/wishing/hoping/willing/technically analyzing for MU to go up. Maybe people will hold onto hope through part of the year, but I think there’s going to be at best “neutral for MU” news for most of the year.
Then 2... |
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Positions? How did you do it
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They are posted in this thread.
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I just lost 15k the past few months. Care to share some advice?
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Long SNAP
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Username checks out
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If cultivation is allowed: Home Depot/Lowes could possibly be affected.
Maybe short CXW which operates some private prisons in California.
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From an economic perspective, how is it supposed to boost the stock?
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There will be less profit fr... |
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5% isnt even a correction, let alone a crash. It's just a dip.
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5% in one day? I don't know man, I wouldn't call the S&P taking a 5% hit a "dip".
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That's funny, because that's exactly what it is. 10% or more is a correction, to either th... |
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Shkreli in full troll mode today lol
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As he should be. Absolutely ridiculous hearing, it only happened because they needed a concession from Cummings for the Benghazi hearings.
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While this may cynically be true, since 2010 big pharma has go... |
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Student life is a lot better than <25k life.
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I’m a student and make more than 25k easily. I don’t know how it’s possible to make less when you aren’t a student.
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Where the fuck are you making $25k a year at 18-22 years old bc im brok... |
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"meaningless numbers"... what is he smocking.
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Hopefully something very legal, and very cool
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It’s covfefe - not a lot of people know you can smock it.
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You can actually get caffeine inhalants, so you’re not far off
## Wal... |
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lmao, tbh it's probably better to fuck up (small) on your first play than hit it big and think you're invincible. Make sure you start learning from your mistakes!
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Wholesome wsb
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lmao, tbh it's probably better to fuck up (small) on your fir... |
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Disney is down 2% premarket. What part of the deal don't investors like ? It was rumored between 60-75billion so I figured the 52b price tag would push Disney up
Edit: at 810 est it's back to level
Edit 2: close out my position at the day high on my option for 300% gains... |
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I second this
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All in favor say "I"
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I think WSB underestimates China’s geopolitical goals and the power that the US wields over China.
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I think you overestimated dotard’s intelligence
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>unironically calling Trump "dotard"
Top kek
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Anyone who types "kek... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
half the posts here are bulls raving about risky investments
the other half are posts freaking out when the investments tank
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You must be new here
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nah i'm here to make antagonizing comments in both posts
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Ah an Autist to b... |
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Go to his post history. He is a 23 y.o door-to-door salesman. Good lord.
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I didn't know they still existed
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I think Charles Schwab still does this this so they can sell annuities to old people
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Lots of insurance agents go do... |
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this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/weekendgunit
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i got b& from there today for linking to this sub (as well as crt), all t... |
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This beauty is gonna soar after earnings. Just hold
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Perfect! It's a can't lose..
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You just convinced me to sell thanks
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Looks like I'm selling to then...
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Time to buy!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Who else makes better and cheaper electric cars?
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GM - the volt sells more than Tesla
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Last time GM made an electric car they gave up and repo’d them to avoid the warranty
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They are currently making an electric car ... |
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This guy is a fucking loser.
Parents offer to pay him 1100 to get a new apartment, mom offers to help him find an apartment, parents offer to pay to get his car fixed, he got fired from Best Buy for not being able to work sat, and is suing Best Buy for like $384k. He "ow... |
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yeah...except brexit was the popular vote and popular vote literally has no impact on the outcome of the presidential election
quite frankly, trump has to win all the swing states to win the majority of electoral college votes. can't see that happening tbh
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What a shit show. I’m sure quality control is top of mind for him too.
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Dirty? Check
Lack of space efficiency? Check
Low number of units indicating problems to reach high volume? Check
Retards still going all in on Tesla even though they're now asking fo... |
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You won't sell at $200 though. You'll hold like a faggot until they hit $150.
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Or until $2,000 (in like 10 yrs)
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Lol the electric car company with half the market cap of VW is going to be worth a quarter trillion in a decade.
K
## Wal... |
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And yet the market is only marginally down today
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Because it is an insignificant event being sensationalized by a media that absolutely fucking hates him.
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The presidents lawyer implicating the president as a co-conspirator in a felony invo... |
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Brought to you by /personalfinance
Everyone argue below apparently ��
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I figured. This is a borderline retarded statement that doesn't take into consideration how Index funds vest, the concept of purchasing power, the concept of opportunity costs etc.
D... |
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NVDA was $15 in 2014. How many of us dumped our life savings into it and became millionaires?
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Hah I had NVDA from 2006.
1.2~1.5k share? Not a lot in grand scheme, about $20k-24k worth. I double/tripled down during recession and bought a lot more at $8 ~ $... |
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You think this is fucking funny? You sheeple have been so cucked that you'll defend billionaires. Billionaires��aren't��people��. They don't need your help. You will never make money in the stock market. It's so rigged, that they'll even target you if you have only a few ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Um hello, Cyber Police?...
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/u/spez is a really cool guy.
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If it makes you feel any better his bloodline hasn't exactly lived long rich lives:
* Joseph Patrick "Joe" Kennedy Jr., dead age 29
* John F. Kennedy, dead age 46
* Rose Marie "Rosemary" Kennedy, lobotomized age 23
* Kathleen Agnes "Kick" Kennedy, dead age 28
* Robert Franc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
" Next, Google can have Snapchat come pre-installed on all Android smartphones by default " . I am sorry but how old are you? Doing this is literally an invitation to billion dollars fine for antitrust law suit.
And Google wanted to buy Snapchat when Facebook haven't cr... |
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Take your very best idea about automatic trading off of public information - web scraping, document reading, Bloomberg reading, speech recognition, etc and I can promise it is being done by a hedge fund. If you came up with it today, some kid out of fucking Booth came up wit... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
## Speaker_1: ##
I should charge them that plus interest because technically they're borrowing my $2.9M
## Speaker_2: ##
You should get an attorney. This might be proof that the margin loan was valid and they owe you your gains.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Six months ago I made a bet with my friend that the Dow would crash to 20k. Whoever won had to buy the other person 300 round of 9mm ammo. He added it as a calendar reminder on his work calendar this was the outcome.
## Speaker_1: ##
He lost his job over that?
What the sh... |
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Its 3:00am here and I've been working for so many hours and I have to leave for work at 6:00am so I hate myself more than you can ever imagine.
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For those that aren't familiar - wizdaddy was an idea I had when I was drunk, staring at my losses. I deliriously though... |
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Don't land on my car please.
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Please land on my car, I got gap...
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What's your mom's car's make/model?
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Hummer H1 neon pink
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mom is a fuckin baller
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