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Fellow fidelity user, not often seen on here
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Greetings friend!
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Lol I got down voted by a robinfag
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i can see somebody preferring IB over RH but what does Fidelity have other than the fact that they charge for trades and t... |
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He can't keep getting away with it. How can he slap
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This is what I come here for.
> How can he slap
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What does that mean? lol
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[Here's the tldr version](https://youtu.be/D6Z2RhnqwI0)
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how the fuck... |
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April 5th is the beginning, today MannKind received the rights to Afrezza back from Sanofi.
So, now they can start releasing info about their commercial plans and handle things on their own instead of letting Sanofi mishandle it. It was in Sanofi's best interests to push t... |
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This seems will thought out and reasonable. Get this trash off of this subreddit!
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It really isn’t. If there’s a shitton of people wanting to pay for a service to take them from A to B, then there’s a market someone can capture. Uber may be a pile of crap b... |
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today is probably a buy. the AH drop was a butthurt wallstreet fag dumping his shit because Elon publicly cucked him
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Historically, having a CEO that doesn't work at least amicably with investors doesn't turn out well. But, given the fact that it's Elon and ... |
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Will it have options. I dont have a month to lose money. Only a week.
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Just Buy/Sell on my page. Maybe the fat cats have options? I can’t wait til I have a shitload of money and have the “insider trading” button!
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yeah some have options, lik... |
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lol the irony of AMD absolutely killing it while all of the big boy names are wrecking portfolios left and right is just too good
Our one and only love reigns supreme once again
#TrustInSUBAE
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Let me put this in some form of rationality.
FB was 30 dollar... |
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how does one not have all funds in MU? Boggles my mind.
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I sold some put spreads for earnings. If I don't make my money back I'm suing you for damages ��
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If they're not at least six months out it's not my fault
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Alre... |
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:_ ( I lost $5,000 .... I started getting out at -4% .... good thing otherwise that would be $10k lost today.
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Jealous as fuck man. Lost $10k today. Fuck man, worked so hard to get there and now I'm back to square one. Fucking fuck.
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What ... |
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That guy actually cost my grandfather his job when he destroyed TWA, which was something of a work of art imo.
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I wonder how much this guy donates a year. From a lot of reading I think he's one of the biggest POS ever to walk this earth.
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I... |
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Feel like I should invest hard into robotics
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You've been needing to for the last 10 years my man
ISRG and BA
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BA is the fat girl that got hot. Fuck me.
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Yeah and for every BA are 100 dead startups. So don’t worry about i... |
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Martin, slurp my schlong and I will ^^^^^^^^^^^^^not make you a mod.
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This may sound rude, but I definitely don't mean it in a rude way. There's no other way to say this, so I'll just come out and say it. Are you an actuary? Again, not joking around. My uncl... |
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Most misleading statement ever. Kids do think facebook is for old people, but most would say Instagram is more for the young folk. Snapchat is middle of the road. FB owns instagram already, so don't fall for these shenanigans. Source: Am summer camp counselor
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Sounds like a good name for an ebook 10 Steps to Become A Millionaire
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Step 1: Double your money
Step 2: Double your money
. . .
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What's step 3?!
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Download the full book to find out!
Investors *hate* him for sharing thei... |
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I believe the term is positions or ban?
Why do u have 400k+ on RH?
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I’ve transferred everything out into savings, holding off until taxes are paid and then going to buy some new toys :)
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Well please explain what the hell you did and w... |
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how long?
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Until the judge grants bail again or his January sentencing.
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Someone beat me to it. Anyways, pretty sure the judge will grant bail again with the lawyer offering house arrest or another 'bargaining' chip to prosecution. It... |
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Pussy
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He missed out amzn to the moon rip
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I mean he held through the lows this morning, and up to 100% gain, big respect for that, but it would absolutely kill me that I left another $80k on the table.
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You will never be a... |
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That might just be a bunch of small trades that happened throughout the day. Sometimes you'll see big blocks at the end of the day from the brokerages settling up.
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Didn't know that! Thanks!!
Unless you trolling me...
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Dark pool trades are ... |
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforesee... |
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Hold your horses. When does rig count drop?
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LAST WEEK
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Well yes. But today's?
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There's one every day?????
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every friday. north american
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I hope you got in before the after hours trading, and are selling right now.
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Yeah, I sold about 20 minutes ago.
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u said. ur going long into netflix..and now say u sold them? apologize if im wrong...
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You don't know how op... |
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How's high school econ OP?
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that's college, but yea.. pretty lame :/
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whos that cutie to the left think she'll be impressed by a real man
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nigga she 40 lmao relax
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40? What sort of TTT University do yo... |
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PYPL coming back right now! Hold on!
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I only hold til expiration or sell when it’s a 99% negative
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Why even sell at 99% negative? At that point just hold.
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Need to maximize losses by paying commissions
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You either have Fuck YOU money or balls bigger than Justified's, maybe both... good for you, faggot
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I haven’t added to my portfolio since $30k I just made two good trades. All of this is “FU” money I guess, I pretend it isn’t real.
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what's... |
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That'll be a $3.50
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But MSTX is at like .43?
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For now...
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Soon to be .13
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Buy the dip?
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So is this good, or.........???
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Purely in the view of stocks, kinda. Based on this, their stocks can take a hit and will dive due to the backlash, so if you've got stocks in SNAP, well I'm sorry, if you don't, well don't buy yet, cause it'll keep diving. In... |
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Anybody that puts their life savings into a fucking app deserves to lose their money. His tears will nourish me and my 12/21 $7puts
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An app that 14 year olds use to send each other 3 second pictures of their buttholes***
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Shit I never thoug... |
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http://imgur.com/a/S1FMx
fml guys, no one here as deep as me. 200 shares at 8.55 average price. Any advice?
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Baghold or average down.
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This... Average down as much as possible. Thankfully, 200 shares isn't too much. I don't know how muc... |
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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I just got out of AMD and NVDA at open. Not touching these beasts for awhile, too much stress lol
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Fortune favours the bold
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I thought fortune favored fools?
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Just like genius and insanity the line is thin between the brave ... |
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>If you buy your house at $20,000, and someone comes along the next day and says "I'll pay you $15,000..."
I think he's missing a zero or two there.
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It's been a while since he bought a house...
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Didn’t he buy his house for 35k? Some... |
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You gon die
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I'd like to short OP
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I'd like to short OP's dick
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It’s already short so not much left of it to short.
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op can you confirm?
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Sorry I have a huge dick
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Vice went from being a reliable alternative news source to BuzzFeed autistic step brother. Short VICE
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Yeah right around the time the founder decided he was a white supremacist it kind of went down hill. Fuck vice
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Western Chauvinist does ... |
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Looks down. Haans. Fuck.
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Dude I love my Cole Hanns. Great shoes.
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If you're poor
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Bruh, they look decent and are comfy as all hell. Plus, I know I can order a size 12 of whatever and it will fit. Cole Hanns all day er'r... |
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Anyone make any money on the drop?
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Yeah Bernie's social media person.
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"Why no, SEC, I didn't realize that this wasn't legal"
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[Sorry officer, i... didn't know i couldn't do that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_nbG4HORig... |
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For every 100 of these guys you have 1 guy who calls the most random stock to jump 20% and it does. I'll take my chances.
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so what should I do?
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Jack off as usual.
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Finished. now what?
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I sold my butthole f... |
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Eli5
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You seriously don't understand what ETFs are?
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Yes. Please forgive me, however, for not having an in-depth knowledge about SEC filings, what the various forms are used for, and the relative significance of those filings.
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Look up survivor bias, bud.
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Fun fact, I have survived a plane crash before.
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Can I ask for more details?
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Please, ask away
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Whats the story with the plane crash?
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The plane crashed, he ... |
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38, love the culture of this subreddit.
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I'm not saying that 38 is old, but I'm 24 and I can't stop laughing at the thought of some guy who is almost 40 calling people a faggot on reddit lmfao
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It’s the foolish bravado that I love. Like whe... |
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Too bad it's priced based on mass idiot.
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Except it's not. You think the scales have a gravitational acceleration adjustment?
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yes?
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If you brought a scale to the moon, would it give the same measurement? I guess a balance ... |
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Imagine how little your 401K was worth if this is what you blew it on
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A base model 2019 Toyota 86 is $26,455. The driver of this is a real autist.
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$26,455 + thousands of dollars in mods...
Still autistic though
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damn all ... |
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I used to be just like you, and then after a lot of lurking and seeing everybody making easy money on SPY options, I got into options around December. Now I've lost it all.
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That's why you stick with meme tech stocks.
Even if you get fucked on an earnings ... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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[Hilarious source thread](https://np.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/6nzvia/senator_elizabeth_warren_accused_jp_morgan_ceo/)
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jesus christ these are a bunch of sad petty people
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Socialism attracts weak people with nothing going for... |
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Yet all you faggots were crying in March about the dreaded trade war
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I'll believe it when there is actually a deal signed. He "agreed" to a deal with North Korea and fat man Kim took him to the shed.
In a week when he tweets that the Mexican president's m... |
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Save our calls trump pls
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Just imagine what kind of market we would have if Trump would chill out on China tariffs
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Nah once china bends the knee everything will be up 20% everyday for a month
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China would rather self destr... |
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those options are going to be worth 60k or 0
you bought way too far otm
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What would you change?
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"you bought way too far otm"
Well, if you look closely, it's right in front of your face.
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very autistic
changed it
03/... |
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Careful, half this sub has Trump's cock firmly up their ass because they erroneously think he's personally responsible for the ongoing bull market. If anything, his corruption and all the legal proceedings could wipe out gains for 2017.
Buy VIX
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So trump do... |
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Actually, it’s just the berg part that bothers me
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Last night was the first night of Hanukkah.
My people need to celebrate somehow, tanking the economy seems appropriate.
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Can't you guys just oppress a Palestinian or something? Stop fuck... |
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>"Rather than selling the crop right away as they pull it out of the ground -- as they do almost every harvest season to pay the bills -- they are instead stashing it in silos, containers, bins, **bags**, whatever they can get their hands on to keep it safe and dry."
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Quick, someone tell me what to buy tomorrow
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$CROX
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> CROX
those shoes still exist?
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I’m sitting on 40%+ total returns for the past 3 months
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extend that to 4 months and you're down 80% because of j... |
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May the recession begin...
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The worst christmas eve for the dow of all time.
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Nice
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Niceeeeee.
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*nice*
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NICEEEE
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus dude you put down $8k on 10% OTM puts?
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Bet you he does it again next time because he didn't learn his lesson properly: Netflix would've had to drop a lot more than 10% for him to make anything
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Not necessarily cause his expiry was Nov... |
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I wouldn’t touch cigarettes with a 10 foot pole. You made money. Sell.
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Cause of morale issue or declining sector?
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Because billions of dollars are spent to encourage people not to use the company’s product.
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And people st... |
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I’d be retarded with healthcare and a livable wage
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Jokes aside, you summed up my issue with people in Europe and what I kinda miss about the US. In the US, its filled with so many desperate, anxiety ridden but optimistic people. Nomatter how much shit you t... |
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[This was my peak (and also when my mom told me to take my profits)](https://imgur.com/a/UNxKnpp)
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What did your mom say when you told her you lost $5000? Or have you not told her yet?
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Considering the fact that my parents divorced over my ... |
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Is opex pinning, max pain, delta hedging real or myth? And can we use max pain info to trade on?
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Option expiration pinning and delta hedging are obviously real, I'm not sure what you're really asking there. Max pain seems mostly like bullshit and I thin... |
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If he's releasing it, it doesn't hurt him. Watch it'll screw Dems over.
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The issue is that they want the whistleblower statement and he's not letting them see it. That's why $SPY briefly went up when he tweeted then went down. So idk let's see. I don't thin... |
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You can't "blow out estimates" by crunching your staff hard AF for a week and then making a single tweet.
It's okay to think Tesla will do well - but you are delusional if you think things are how Musk makes them feel right now.
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Averaging around 4500/wk of... |
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I'll sign that.
But only cause I like banning stuff not because I can even guess wtf that second forum is about
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The second one is basically people bitching about their shitty life situation and then blaming it on capitalism. Lots of "Long live communism, ... |
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not sure how this is related to markets
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Because this would probably imply heads of the DNC and the top people from the Clinton Campaign. Would lead to a massive disorganization within the DNC because of arrests and whatnot.
That would secure the Republican... |
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you're better off trying to make a living through day trading SPY options ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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What do you mean SPY stock options? Do you just mean SPY? Their stock is $264. If my budget is $8000 wouldn't my profit be low?
I was just reading an article that said a l... |
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Robinhood? Use this
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I would never I don't agree with Robinhoods practices.
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You mean the same practices that every broker uses? Yeah, I agree.
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TD doesn't sell your trades to other hedgies.
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So instead... |
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nice. daily post now?
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Whenever I have time tbh
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daily it is
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Nope
E: Downvote all you want, I do this at my leisure.
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The peasants are revolting!
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Fuck off faggot.
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Also call your rep. :)
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And tell them your tired of paying the bandwidth costs of your neighbors Netflix streaming and to end NN now.
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Your knowledge of how the internet works is about as much as you know a... |
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If you're not an old fuck literally seconds from dying, do not ever fuck with fixed income. It is literally retarded and makes me rage that those fucking cunts actually convinced these young people to buy fixed income for a 2% gain after not touching it for 2 years. Jesus fu... |
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1. Fuck You
2. Save some money for taxes or your fucked
3. Congratulations man
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Actually, if he loses it before the end of the year then no need to save for taxes !
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Seriously though, if this is actually legit, not just save money for t... |
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who
THE FUCK
#LET THIS ASSHOLE BACK IN HERE???
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are you fucking retarded?
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Maybe... elaborate?
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I think we literally voted for him to come back.
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p/ much the same way Trump got elected
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I need /u/martymoho to give me strength. up 120% on these calls (30k) and idk what to do.
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If expiration is after ER I’d hold for now
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got some june 1 and 15s and july 20s and a couple LEAPS
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I'd roll up the June call... |
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problem is they dont let you search real time its like 1-2 days delayed data so you cant use it to predict stuff.
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They do tho.
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Would that be illegal insider trading, since it's not publically available data?
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It is t... |
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Q U A L I T Y S H I T P O S T
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ヨ メ 卞 尺 丹 己 廾 工 卞
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I was actually trying to read this in Japans and got very confused
ちみエす
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私も
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私も、ありがとう
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That 150 to ~100 drop. That must've been crazy going through that
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It was mainly options pining, and I told myself I'm not pulling out until before earnings so I'm riding this baby till the.
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What's options pinning?
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pro... |
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WE GREEN edit:nvm
edit2: WE GREEN
Edit3: MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND
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CEO must be giving sad handjobs on the call or something. I couldn't find anything objectionable in that report, and the stock is falling. It's nuts. If this was $TSLA it'd be up 80% alrea... |
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lol 3% swing in one day with a 1m account? You're pretty ballsy.
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Pretty sure all the options are going to come back to bite me. Hoping tech holds up another 5-6 months.
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What's your investing/trading goal? At 1m, even with fairly conservati... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
or
Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defens... |
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F
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This just hit me, but whichever company is doing accounting for tsla, the balls of that.
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It's PwC, and I assume they don't already have a going concern issue because PwC wants to continue being their auditor.
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That would be an independence... |
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I don't even know what this sub is about but I want to see rainbow dicks so upvoted.
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If it's any consolation, I don't think most of us know what's going on. We just like spouting shitty finance memes because they make us feel smart talking about math-y shit... |
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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People get banned for asking for an invite?
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For some reason reddit has a piece of text saying "go fucking badger the moderators as if asking wi... |
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I called the police for a non-emergency one time. After not showing up for a few hours, they called me and said they can’t find my house and I must have given them a fake address. After I verified my address and gave them landmarks in the area they eventually arrived at my h... |
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The gulag is getting crowded so the commies are spilling out
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This
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That.
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And
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A bagga chippys
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Honestly, props to him for just admitting he doesn’t know much rather than spouting bullshit.
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Cramer’s no fool. He has a button on his show called “Trump Stock”. He knows what’s up.
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What does that button mean?
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One of... |
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wait those exist on this sub? i thought we were all just fags with $100 (after losing 90%) robinhood portfolios?
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There's definitely several big dick daddies around here keeping the YOLO flair alive so us little monkies keep on dancing
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Yea... |
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Anyone who invested in this, deserves to get burned. Long Facebook. All Hail Zuckerberg
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I'm massively long FB but it's not moving much
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yeah, that sometimes happens after earnings, or it drops. I'm also long. I have a Jan 2018 call with... |
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We still betting against Elon? Is that what we're doing?
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Look how happy he is. He’ll just apologize to the SEC. How could you not forgive that face?
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You guys really think the guy who landed two rockets backwards didn't think ahead.
You gu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What do you guys think is the best way to play this?
$UVXY calls? $JNUG? $SPY puts?
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I'm going in UVXY. The volatility will be through the roof if the bill doesn't pass (spoiler: it won't).
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Spoiler: you don't know.
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Pr... |
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Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
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Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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What is your break even? Samsung gives guidance tomorrow and a lot is going on with CES this week so first thought is you should hold for at least a few more days.
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Samsung already did
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/08/samsung-earnings-guidance-record-profit-... |
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I bought 50 calls for June 16th $3.50. LET'S DO THIS BOYS #NOLIMITS
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If merger goes through you are a god
(6.5*3.5)*100*50= $15,000
How much did they cost you?
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Only $400. That's the only reason I took the chance. Not a lot of mo... |
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That's 2 for 1
Only retards would pass on that profit
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2 yachts for 1 fidget?
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1 yacht 2 fidgets
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1 fidget for 2 yachts
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3 yachts no fidgets
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3 fidgets no yachts?
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OP started off with 1116 shares @37.68 if anyone is interested
And fuck i feel jelly and a bit incompetent
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When did he start?
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Read the title, Monica.
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Fucking Monica...
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My bad Rachel
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This is my first month trading options, and I couldn't have done it without y'all. I'm a college student who's trading experience was pretty much trading 2700 to 70000 in crypto-currency, then preceding to lose over 70% of that in the crypto crash lol. Someone told me option... |
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Got cucked by Paul Ryan
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What did he say?
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Tax reform is doubtful
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sorta.. He said it will take longer than Healtcare, and that they were closer to agreeing on HC than they are with taxes.
So yeah, I guess he said that. So... |
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First of all, I wanted to give myself a pat on the back for reading that ENTIRE post.
Secondly
>I am 99.9% certain AAPL is going to plummet post-earnings, but as there always is no way for me to know for sure.
Thirdly
If all else fails (which it probably will) , I th... |
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Cash out now before you're down 1000%
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If OP cashes out he's an ultra tard. At this point he better bag hold for a thousand years and beg that he breaks even. No point now in turning these positions into realized loses.
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They are realIzed l... |
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I bought SPY puts at the close for the first time in 2 months so be prepared for green
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This is good for the spy calls I bought 3min before close.
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sideways confirmed
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But I sold puts and calls
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Markets ... |
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Trust me. Load up on $ORCL Calls.
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Why?
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Innovation
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That's like the opposite of oracles business model
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True. Funny but true.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Were you all in calls or a mix of stock/options?
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This account was all options. Mostly ITM Jan20, while cycling 60day ITM calls. Still holding over 4200 shares.
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"This account"
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I just realized how poor I am.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is bad for WSB, most of u here see this and are going to gamble for this and fail.
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This is the essence of wsb
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I say 9/10 ppl post their huge winnings but only 1/10 people post their huge losses.
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Tbh I would say eve... |
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