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Well, time to buy a shit ton of DUST.. Looks like they're gonna grow some balls and actually raise rates. DUST it is to the moooon tmrw!!
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Wait why would uncertainty in this situation lead to DUST going up shouldn't it go down?
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Nah, NUGT ... |
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After the midterm elections?
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Way too late... ur account is probably zero by then
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Can you imagine if they did a reverse split on our digital cash? If you’re just sitting there with 100k and wake up with 20k
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I am fucking s... |
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You trust the government and private banks more than them?
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The Federal reserve is a private bank. The most secret one of them all. I don't trust them. Like at all. I'm honestly super fucking worried about the policies they are pushing out.
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You can cash in whenever you want. I thought about locking in some gains. But I don't want to miss the potential trip to Pluto in a year+.
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You think it's going to take a year?
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I fuckin hope not
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Are you going to sell... |
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Gotta sell it before you've made anything
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So I’m just getting the chance to read this shit. Constellation bought the shares at $37. Should I be autistic and hold to see if it goes over $37 or sell. Funding seems pretty fucking secured.
Edit: RIP not 12k bu... |
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Apple is suing em for $1B if anyone is curious why it dipped so low.
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Sounds dicey
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Yeah, don't quote me on this but I think they have chip deals with Apple so if they choose not to do business the stock is fuck-a-rooed.
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Only on a day like today would MU be green.
It’s truly incredible what a stock can accomplish when you’re as autistic as MU.
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Jinxed it
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I swear to Sanjay the week that this sub just shuts up about MU it's going to skyrocket.
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I hope you burn with your puts OP!!
Going YOLO at open w/ 07/06$420C !!!
#ElonForPresident
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Elon has better shit to do than be the president
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I’m talking about for Earth...
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He would decline the title of Earth Pres... |
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He cited DACA as the reason? Didn't he want to get rid of DACA in the first place? And now he's saying Democrats abandoned them?
Why can't he stop fucking with us?
Edit: begone you TD tag thots
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Yes, he wants borderwall funding in exchange for DACA
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Elon hates Mark LOL
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Yeah cause Mark is essentially a less "cool", more successful version of Elon
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'Successful' isn't really something to be measured by money for these guys. At this point FB has no mission statement other than to make mone... |
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What's our history w this around here. Why has nobody been talking about it. I mean w all the trump shit this really would have been a ridiculously good investment in the summer. Wtf guys
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because you can actually get banned on this subreddit for mentioning... |
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try studying so you have more than $10k to spend on the rest of your life
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Already got a 6 figure job lined up. But I still want that extra $10k
edit: damn, i didn't think this sub would be salty about making a lot of money
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what job
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Link him to WSB. I'd do it myself, but since I'm not a high school girl I don't have TWTR.
Paging /u/jartek
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Sup
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I'd PM him or you're going to attract all of his followers to this sub.
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Wait, who is he?
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his pal jeff epstein raped kids and got off, just par for the course in the American oligopoly
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Trump banned Epstein from Mar a lago, while plenty of democrats were taking the Lolita express.
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i look at the shitty chart on robinhood
if it looks like its gonna go up, I buy it.
if it looks like its gonna go down, I dont buy it.
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Any analysis or just all eyeballin'?
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80% eyeballin', 20% Reverse StockTwattin'
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Can someone actually explain what I'm looking at?
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Walmart call options set to expire tomorrow.
He bought 4 call option contracts at an average cost of 1.96/contract ($196/contract) for about $768 (the premium). He was betting that the stock price of Walm... |
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This is QUALITY WSB material. Dude has $600k in margin. When you actually unwind those positions into $1 million+ cash then post.
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Liquidation position is over a mill net of margin. What difference does it make if I sell or hold my positions? Faggot.
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trying to figure out if diehard tesla fans are opposed to the saudis being involved. reactions seem to be mixed on r/teslamotors. They dont like it but will follow elon wherever he goes
edit: looks more like they're hoping the saudi stuff will just provide a backbone/levera... |
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This is hilarious.
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insane is more like it
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TRUMP: fuck trade, no more cheap imports, screw immigration !
S&P500: Lol IDGAF
efficient market my ass
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got a little pent up anger there buddy
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I'm mad as f... |
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Fuck yall man. I'm down like 10% for the third day in a row. I don't even have options.
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Sounds like you’re in the wrong shit my man
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PYPL SQ BOTZ SPY APPL DFEN royally fucked me. I went from ATH to ATL in 3 days
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Gotta deci... |
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This is me. Have around 25k in losses. Been deducting them from 2016. I want to end atleast one year with gains ��
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You may need to give options a break and try owning the underlying companies and just buy and hold for a while. That makes me money every year... |
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Put $300 into binance and go to town.
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I did, it took a couple days but I can proudly say! I lost 80% of the money I threw in there. Wooo
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Pshhh those are rookie numbers, try 95% babe
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how in the hell did you lost 95%?
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I’m down $100 and I thought I was having a very rough day, sorry man
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If a $100 loss is a tough day maybe you should apply to Subway.
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Well it’s $160 now so I might apply to Quiznos actually.
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do those still exist?
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What do you plan on doing in college? What do you plan on doing after college?
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Majoring in Finance
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I highly suggest in majoring in something other than finance. Computer Science or Math/statistics will take you a lot farther. Get your CF... |
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Here's the full interview:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-the-2018-60-minutes-interview/
The dude is clearly autistic
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He’s one of us.
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But he has the opposite of ADD and gets shit done
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Add doesn’t mean... |
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I always love it when people say lower middle class. You are not middle class if you are living paycheck to paycheck, you are poor.
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no some people make enough to not be in poverty but are so dumb with their money they are paycheck to pay check
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Well...
#iT'S nOt a ReAlIZeD LoSs uNtIL yOU SeLL
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I sold
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How come if you don't mind my asking? You already lost 99%, there's barely room to do much worse lol
What were your positions?
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Because anyone dumb enough to g... |
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So this explains why my idiot sister and her degenerate boyfriend are about to get their used 2004 Cadillac repo'd as they're failing to meet the loan repayment with their $9 an hour wage jobs. Perhaps idiots just breed idiots. I'm getting fed up with family who owe me money... |
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Everyone’s hating on the guy but a $30 fee? He’s right to be pissed.
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It's crazy how fees are so much worse when you are poor.
I remember on college I used the wrong card for like 5 purchases and ended up with $250 in fees that I absolutely could not pay (m... |
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Source?
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source?
it's a prediction, it's my bold proclamation.
i wrote a book on it, entitled "capital buffer" to complete my trilogy on the topic "net worth sweep" and "Fanniegate" are my other two
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Hope your rights. My 200 FNMAS is w... |
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No, because you should not be putting in market orders.
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What does that mean
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^ classic. You're the "amateur" analyst stickied at the top of the page right? Lmao
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That's me
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Now have you tagged as Amat... |
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>Because of the recalls, its vehicle margin, a gauge of how much the company makes on each car it sells, plummeted to ***negative 24%.***
WTF. lmao. F to the CEO of NIO.
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How tf do you make negative 24% on a sale of a vehicle. This company is doomed.
#... |
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*Reads from Wikipedia* "Poloximers do this kind of shit" Shkreli's best retort" Uhh I don't know about that" nothing else of substance given as to why. Okay I'm sure he knows what he's talking about. It's like he's reading an O-Chem Textbook and is just like "Nah all this sh... |
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Cash the fuck out. U playing with fire. Take yo gains and hire your favt hooker and blow
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I almost sold yesterday at 281...holding until I see sustained weakness.
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No dude sell it right now, wanting more than 4x returns is foolish, you al... |
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He probably won't be impeached.
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If you disagree with the premise, why bother even opening the thread?
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The stupidity is strong with this one
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lol, I work in capital markets.
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r/investing would be too pussy to climb the ladder up to the slide in the first place.
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/r/personalfinance climbing 1.5% per year
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"You have student loans charging 2% a year? Oh no! You'd better pay those off as soon as possible before you g... |
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Wrong sub? And aren’t all of his sons dead by now?
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Oops. I don’t think so Matthos.
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Damn, I am so confused between the show and the books by now... I think the books left it hinting that Davos was dead but he was really locked in a cell s... |
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wait those exist on this sub? i thought we were all just fags with $100 (after losing 90%) robinhood portfolios?
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There's definitely several big dick daddies around here keeping the YOLO flair alive so us little monkies keep on dancing
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Yea... |
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Cash out, buy lambo.
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That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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Are ... |
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Fake news. Demos need trump or else they will have a much harder time in 2018 elections. #resist isn't as catchy without trump.Also literally the only thing worse than trump for demos is pence
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Comey is the source... if hes lying then its fake news. But as i... |
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I made over a mil this past year. I have no idea what to do with it, I made a post asking you fuck tards for ideas but nobody answered me.
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Find out how much the hot instagram models charge so the rest of us can get an idea of how much money we need.
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As I said, it could drop, moon or go sideways
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According to experts, the market could go up, or it could go down. Invest appropriately.
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*This is for information purpose only and should not be relied upon for investments.*
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I was actually wondering if anyone in this sub actually owns a lambo. Still wondering
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The mods of this sub literally have nicer cars then this dude
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I imagine the mods of this sub eatting ramen noodles in thier trash over flowing apartments... |
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A while back I was given some sage advice...
No one can “feel the market” and if someone says they can, then dont trust them
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Tbf, I've abandoned many of my TA/FA-based algorithms to trade purely on an elderly man's Twitter ramblings.
E: and it'... |
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They're both 6.5's but the grass is always greener
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"For every beautiful woman there is a man who is tired of fucking her"
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I know it's a quote, but it's dumb. He ain't tired of fucking her. He's tired of *what he has to put up with* to f... |
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IMO it is a great buy atm, but what it comes down to is do you think the bull run can continue or not. If yes it is probably a great buy.
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Where is the growth going to come from to justify their insane P/E? No where
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retail, advertising,... |
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Withdrew from meme stocks and put it all on some shitty penny stock this morning. I was up 12 grand when my boss walked in and by the time he left $8000 of that had evaporated. The peak of the run up was about 10% under my sell limit.
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That sucks but what ar... |
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LIQUIDATE YOUR ASSETS, PUT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN PENNY STOCKS.
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It's put everything you have into $12 stocks. Penny stocks are under $10/$5 idiot.
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I don't think you understand how **penny** stocks work. Obviously you're completely stupid, ... |
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There is still much more China can do. Many of it will hurt China as bad as the USA, but if Donald keeps pushing, they’ll shove right back.
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There's more we can do, too. Banning Chinese ownership of US real estate would be a good place to start.
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bahahahahahahahahahahaha
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fuck you
edit: /r/all is rolling in, have some free tips
Tip #1: at least 25% of your paycheck should be going into a RobinHood account
Tip #2: OTM options are the best bet to get to the tax bracket nearest to y... |
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Look at the chart of the past week. It's banging its head on $58/59. Every time it drops it rallys right back to high $58s low $59s. The market is looking for reasons to believe in it and to start the stage 2 booster rockets.
Papa Sanjay give us something and the party will... |
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You doubled your 360k, the fuck is you doin holding?
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Testing my luck...
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Yo luck bout to run out homie. You have no idea how much just $1,000 would change my life lmao
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shut the fuck up poorfag
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Find a couple of hot 20 something's that look good in bikinis. Slap the fidget spinners on the bikini tops and take the girls to a music festival and have them sell the spinners for a cut. Next problem?
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paint spinners pink, have the girls say it's for breas... |
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When market goes down .5%, my profilio goes down 75%.
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Schwab doesn't know that my margin funds are also on margin
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And that your margin on your margin, is secured against your house and your father in law was guarantor on your mortgage?
E... |
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Pardon my ignorance, but what does 10000:1 leverage mean?
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If you have $100 in your account you can trade with up to 10,000x that $100.
With $100 you can trade with up to $1,000,000.
You’d pay interest on it and could get margin called/liquidated (they ... |
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not sure if srs, buying 1000 calls for 13.50 would cost 1.35m.
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So, I would have to pay that? I don't understand...1000 * $13.50 = $13,500?
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Price is per share on the call option. So you pay 13.50 * 100 * 1000.
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Oh ok, s... |
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Closed all positions and lying in fetal position in bed right now thinking about what to tell my mom about my student loans.
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Dude it's only 4k sucks life lesson but that does not ruin anyone that's like 4 big Mack supersized with extra sauce
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If I get back in the green from this, I'm gonna get a certificate for holding TSLA, AMZN, and FB through all this shitstorm.
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AMZN will definitely bounce back. FB is very likely to come out of this by year end. TSLA is in some deep deep shit though.
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You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
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those titties though
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Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff
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Bet you have lots of experience fall... |
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You have FUCKING BALLS BRO!!!
Congrats, what was your reasoning to put $25000 in those puts?
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I made some bad choices and got real lucky.
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Yeah but what have you learned.
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$50k instead of $25k next time
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HE'S TAKIN' OUT UNSUBIDIZED STUDENT LOANS!!!!!
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Federal student loan debt = modern day indentured servitude
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Ok Bernie
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How do you disagree
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I don’t understand why everyone has to go move away to university ... |
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I would be pissed due to the taxes they now fucked you on in 2017.
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Fuck. I didnt even think about this. I'll just ignore it til it goes away.
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Yea man right before the Reform vote too. I would demand to talk to someone as the reasonin... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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that depends on the price of AMZN on the vesting date. Anyone who was working 3 years ago is rolling in it.
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It doesn't seem like a good deal to me. Too bad they didn't just increase wag... |
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If Amazon continues to grow like this though it'll be the Standard Oil of the modern era. Its already used methods that Standard Oil used to drive competitors out of business.
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Like what?
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Predatory pricing, basically Amazon is so big they... |
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How the fuck did you even manage this in this bull market?
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two words. FUCK RAD
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Rad isnt even down that much.
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Rewind to June
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Even if you bought from the wall time peak till now it's only down 75 ish perc... |
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This is somehow more uncomfortable than a gun
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Damn liberals, taking away muh guns now we have to use archery to off ourselves
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This image is from Russia. It was posted on 4chan and went a little viral.
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Lol, too late. Bonds have taken over.
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I haven't watched any news today. Is this what CNBC is saying is causing today's selloff? I figured everyone would point to semis.
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A few sources have been pointing to volatility manipulation. Some... |
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holy shit. down 25%. I sincerely hope you guys have exited.
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I didn't. I'm bleeding
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Neither did I, but I only own 1 share. My tendies ache ��
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LOL what's the point in buying one share? Genuinely curious
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Meet Boris. Graduated associates degree from Boruch college. Does everything else this guy does, but also cuts hair and sells gold from the back office of his dad's barber shop.
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Gold Genny, Gold!
EDIT: The amount of resumes I've seen from Baruch is insane... |
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A BILLIONAIRE DOING PETTY SHIT ON THE INTERNET.
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I mean I’m pretty sure that’s a proven strategy to become POTUS so can’t blame him lol
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Not a billionaire, need that tax return to prove otherwise
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A billi... |
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Is this a joke or should i acutally invest in them
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This subreddit is a clown fiesta if you didn't notice it by now. Trying to distinguish shit posting from actual posts is impossible.
Good luck.
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Yes but sometimes quality DDs like this ... |
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God Bless
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Out of all the retarded shit that goes on in this fucked up sub its quite comical for this to be ban.
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Because it's fucking lame. We're retarded, not lame.
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I wonder what most of u do outside of being an autist.... |
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Pray for JD
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I sold last week to bless your tendies.
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It's mostly Jan 18 ATM calls so worst case scenario I hold until expiration
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That's literally worst case scenario for any option ever you fucking retard
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Why don't you just buy it now and make bank when everyone is fucking freaking out?
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Because you can't trade VIX directly you mouth breather. Options have expiration dates. VIX trades are time bound.
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so trade deep ITM pretty far dated cal... |
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I’m assuming you purchased a shit ton of cheap way way way out of the money puts for $1000
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You can see the positions I posted above. Bought puts yesterday expiring today.
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You lucky jerk. Who do you know at Comcast and/or Pivotal Research?
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If you go in on something that had a 2000%ish gain thinking you'll make money, you kind of deserve to lose it.
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yeah but what if it gained 5000%? Im a glass half full person until the glass is empty
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When was the last time you saw someth... |
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1) Liquidate all stocks
2) Payoff your mortgage and all personal debt owed
3) Exchange your dollars for non-dollar denominated assets/foreign currencies (non-G7 countries)
4) Move out of the USA
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5) Move to remote primitive tropical island
6) Buy wha... |
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Puts or straddle
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Calls for the run up man, lol. Puts after June 7th if you like.... since recreational sales wont be until october. This is 100% a speculative play.
US Investors finally have options on the biggest billion dollar weed stock... Dont ... |
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Dumb dumb, you go long on kleenex, obscure coffee shops, granola and gluten free yogurts.
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Don't forget workout leggings that have never been worked out in
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I work out onto them ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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Ew, don't fuck liberal chicks m... |
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No love for kelly Evans?
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6/10
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What about that chick that was caught playing with herself on air
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don't know anything about that
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But I'd like to
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His yearly bonus is probably worth more than all of wallstreetbets combined.
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Lol his bonus? His daily income is probably higher
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I think he is one of those CEO’s that takes a $1 salary and the rest of his compensation is via stocks or bonus... |
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He started buying under 110 tho didn’t he?
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Yeah and I think his highest bought price was $190 last time i looked
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He ded
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You gonna finally join the bear gang my friend?
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Why?
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Gotta run o... |
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This made me uncomfortable
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As it should
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same, but why is that?
Edit: btw, not saying OP shouldn’t have posted this. I hope if I ever make big gains I can make big posts. I love that we have people who are this successful.
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Quality shitpost
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Quality shit comment
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Quality shit reply
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Quality shit observation
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Shit
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(**P**)lease (**R**)eady (**A**)ll (**Y**)achts for MSFT
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When there’s a will there’s a way
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Fuck yes guys I am proud
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Why would you buy a car built in an open air tent?
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And rushed... there is no way these last few thousand cars have their very best QA (which was shitty anyway).
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Like I don’t get why you would buy a model 3 at 70 thousand fucking dollars i... |
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this is actually pretty smart, you're basically getting free leverage without interest
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Thanks, that's what I was thinking.
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He’s trolling you
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I don't think he is
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You’re right, don’t listen to u/ballgobble... |
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Long $TSLA
Short $FB
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Millenials are desperate to pay off their student loans and don't remember who Journey is. Long $FB short $TSLA
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Millenials are 23-40. They know who Journey is. Hell, they still play Journey in high school pep rallies
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Anyone watch The Big Short? I feel like Steve Carrell right now after talking to that stripper.
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Never heard of it. Is it any good?
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I liked it since I was watching for a more funny take on the situation. If you want a serious documentary a... |
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That’s sick, well done. I’ll pour out some malt liquor for that tax bill.
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Luckily his tax rate just went down!
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He’ll be close to over 50% depending on the state
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isnt the highest rate 35%?
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Not countin... |
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semi truck unveil will be good in 1 month, just wait
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The first semi truck technology is going to be a bunch of smart-trucks following an actual driver (like a train, but with trucks on the road).
Source: Heard it from some random guy at my career fair w... |
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Is this legit , 3% interest for a checking account.
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Depends what you mean- yes, they actually tried to do this. No, it will not fly at all lol
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What do you mean fly? I completely get thinking they won’t be able to swing it financially but ... |
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Fuck it I'm holding, gonna laugh at all of you from my moon yacht when this bitch hits $0.80
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Im still holding as well, tbh the dip doesnt even matter to me since I'm gambling the phase 3 results. At the end of the day good results = yacht
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is there a reason i can't find those 2 companies on my broker list? :/
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Yes.
They aren't for children.
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Who's your broker
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I think he wears green tights.
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