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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
How does one just get out of their rent contract for one month?
## Speaker_1: ##
I don’t have a rent contract, aka why I’m living in the library
## Walls1337bot: ##
you've been had. library card, that's your contract slumlord millionaire.
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My library c... |
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He wasted minutes of his life to write a post whining over 2$
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God if my losses were only $2, maybe my girlfriend would still be with me
## Walls1337bot: ##
Nah
## Speaker_1: ##
True, she was just holding me back anyways, not much value there after I blew... |
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Agreed
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Disney is going to wreck Netflix.
## Speaker_2: ##
I keep hearing this but don't know exactly how people are comparing. Disney, which produces content for children, is going to out do NFLX, which produces content, more or less, for adults ?
Secon... |
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I fucking love Martin.
## Speaker_1: ##
His whole existence is like a trainwreck that I just can't stop watching. Just when I think "oh man, this can't get any more crazy", something else comes in and raises the craziness to YOLO.
## Walls1337bot: ##
And he is so convi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Were you born a woman? [serious]
## Speaker_1: ##
Tits and all [serious|
## Speaker_0: ##
I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
## Speaker_1: ##
U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among you (s... |
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Fuck you, I'm millwall
## Speaker_1: ##
I love how that was on /r/news and 9/10 idiots on there have no fucking clue what Millwall even is. Fucking retards.
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>2017
>Never hear about some shitty-ass faggy European soccer team until some middle-aged d... |
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"well versed in the stock market" but doesn't know what margin calls are... Do u get F's then call them A's? Do u think 50% is the same as 90%?
## Speaker_1: ##
50% gains are still gains
## Speaker_0: ##
Lemme know when u drop out of college. I'll hire u as my janitor.
##... |
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Buy the dip? If it ever dips?
## Speaker_1: ##
The Canadian government seems to have their shit together so I don't think this'll be like the US weed stocks that took off then shit the bed years ago. Especially short-term, these could be money printers.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
## Speaker_1: ##
Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why would you bet your life savings on something as irrational as Tesla
## Speaker_1: ##
I like wagering large amounts of money on the results of a coin flip
## Speaker_2: ##
why not just play roulette?
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You lose faster with FDs.
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Wait... |
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Yes & no. Times have changed over the last 20 years. More people are handling their own money and go around advisers. Look at it this way, there is more dumb money in the market now than before.
Meaning you can take advantage of others ignorance.
Also, stop try... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Senior financial analyst. I hate my fucking life everyday!
## Speaker_0: ##
hey shouldnt you be a billionaire
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fuck no I make 95k a year never gonna make a billion.
## Speaker_1: ##
But do you yolo?
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Yes often on AMD and MU
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## Speaker_0: ##
"...multi-hundred dollar trader"
This guy fucks
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah man I just show girls my Robinhood account and they become my Maid Marian.
## Speaker_2: ##
How big would ur account to be to legit pull girls who drop their panties?
## Speaker_3: ##
$50k from what I... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
this is a clear insider trading, some info has been leaked.
buying a 156k worth of options with strike price $135 expiring in September, what a joke. SEC must investigate this
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah! Make him one of us!
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Poor?
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What's it l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
just another wsb pump and dump
## Walls1337bot: ##
>pump and dumping something with a 30 billion market cap
## Speaker_1: ##
we have 3 million wsbers, if each person invests 1,000 dollars then we can easily pump this stock up
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Give that subscriber numbe... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
#HAHAHAHA. Fuck yes.
So many downvotes: http://imgur.com/a/iDfwu and http://imgur.com/a/LvMhT
## Speaker_0: ##
Damn dude. So how much did you make out so far
## Walls1337bot: ##
Plenty. And I also opened 100 QQQ about 30 minutes before close. Very excited about those.
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3.216% 10yr
Shits getting real, yo
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Yo teach me something about this bc all I know about is stock FDs
## Speaker_2: ##
Higher rate means more people want it. Bonds provide guaranteed returns at whatever rate they're at. More people want bonds when the mark... |
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This may have the highest Effort/Quality ratio I have ever seen on this sub.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hurrah for me!
## Speaker_1: ##
Yea seriously, this is probably one of the worst DD's I have read on WSB, you do not seem to have even a vague understanding of how to value a c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
## Speaker_1: ##
For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff.
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Y... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I saw someone say the other day that it would be smart to do the exact opposite of whatever was said on WSB so I decided to put it to the test.
I went down every post yesterday and did the exact opposite of what was mentioned. If someone said they liked a stock I shorted... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
On fat boy fridays i go to chik fil a for lunch and get the tendies meal and instead of a coke i get a vanilla milkshake. then i pass out at like 4pm and wake up at 7pm to drive home
## Speaker_1: ##
Fat fag friday* FTFY.
I'm too poor to afford tendies and a shake after m... |
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Dow, NQ, ES are going back up...
## Speaker_1: ##
Not by much....dead as fuck cat bounce...
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Yeah we are fucked at the open tomorrow.
## Speaker_0: ##
no, fuck that. it's going up tomorrow.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Let’s make a suicide pact
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[Summary of the call](https://imgur.com/a/kcn7kVT)
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I had check his real twitter just to be sure.
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Time stamp is 2pm lol
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Pacific time brah ����
## Walls1337bot: ##
The call was at 2:30 PT brah��
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Time dila... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can't even close my positions until this Friday
what do you mean by that?
## Speaker_1: ##
I liquidated my entire account on Tuesday and bought /-\MD calls with them.
## Speaker_0: ##
I get that. but why can't you sell those calls tomorrow?
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After you ... |
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What? Why? I thought they wanted the poors to suffer
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuck The poor, hard working stock merchants like me will suffer if this legislation doesn't pass.have you looked at your insurance bill recently? Mine went from $380/mo to $670. All my precious gains are ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why is that written on the back of a medicinal chemistry packet
## Speaker_1: ##
No idea, the stuff on that page I couldn’t begin to understand
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Upload a pic the backside, nig
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/MRixfNT
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It’s a developmen... |
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Grimes could literally be the greatest threat to humanity right now, could set us back decades, much more than hitler ever could. If we dont break them up she will be the end of papa musk.
## Speaker_1: ##
They broke up
## Speaker_0: ##
No theyre back together since like 2... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How much does he make honestly?
## Speaker_1: ##
He made a fuck-you amount of money four years ago and then lost almost all of it with a bad investment three years ago
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Why isn't he a mod
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Is his dad gay?
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His boyfriend is ... |
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Sorry buddy. I’m pretty much wiped out myself. Will put a small amount back in and start from scratch. Will make it all back if it’s the last thing I do.
## Speaker_1: ##
i actually turned $70k into $200k via the MU run up alone, then HELD MU through earnings and im right ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What a time to be alive
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I don’t think mushrooms taste better
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Lil Pump for Prezi 2020. Change the minimum age rule, dudes getting his JD/MBA at Harvard as we speak
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CHILL
## Speaker_2: ##
You need to hear poetry
Alexa pl... |
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RIP Credit Card dude
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Link pls.
## Speaker_0: ##
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4z1xi4/yolo_used_a_9k_balance_transfer_offer_to_buy_1750/
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Oh, man....thats terrible.
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Based on my terrible math, he's down $... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
## Speaker_3: ##
"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
In case y'all don't understand.
MUs PE is a fucking value trap written all over it.
It's set to increase when their profits shit the bed. And they will shit the bed. Thats why institutional investors are dumping...
## Speaker_1: ##
Hey hinduhamma
In case you don't under... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I worked for millionaire at this time, did three seasons overall. This was the most tense episode we did, he guessed his way to the top pretty much.
He cried afterwards
## Speaker_1: ##
Do you have the link to the real episode?
Edit' https://youtu.be/NHmpLT7RNHE
## Spea... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
most bears are the fags trading with $500 accounts
nobody gives a shit
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��Gangbanger here. I typically have [$100-150k](https://ibb.co/9q2MGc6) in my RH fun money account. But, no loss porn, because I exited my puts for G20.
E: imgur is being ret... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pls papa pull our forces out of Europe until these EU meanies stop taking our tendies
## Speaker_1: ##
This needs to happen. Imagine Germany having to pay for a real military while simultaneously handing out all those tendies to future doctors and lawyers. I'll bet there wo... |
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>LSC
This kind of rhetoric is the reason Trump was elected, lets not pretend its mostly liberals who believe this. Make America Great Again? This is literally that in tweet form.
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Trump's racism and brashness is why he was elected. He was elected because... |
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As a lefty I just want to say how much of a loser Clinton is for not being able to beat trump. Like holy shit. Anyone else would’ve easily beaten this guy. Stupid bitch
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All the Dems had to do was send somebody to the election who wasn't one of the most hate... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Italian here, ama
## Walls1337bot: ##
Got spaghett?
## Speaker_0: ##
Plenty
## Walls1337bot: ##
Bravo cucciolo!
## Speaker_0: ##
Hope you're a girl because otherwise that's the faggiest message I've ever received
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I can be whatever you want ❤️
### EN... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fucking white people
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There's an Asian woman at 0:58 on the right side.
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7/10 would bang
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7/10?? More like 11 out of 10 bro she is hot as FUCK and has some big boobs, too. She was probably only hired for her looks and even t... |
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Link so I can get myself a late present
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here it is, swag yourself up. https://www.goodatbiz.com/products/lehman-brothers-risk-management-t-shirt
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$32.
Capitalism is a real motherfucker.
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I got five kids to feed!
## Spe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think WSB underestimates China’s geopolitical goals and the power that the US wields over China.
## Speaker_1: ##
I think you overestimated dotard’s intelligence
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>unironically calling Trump "dotard"
Top kek
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\>Unironically being ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bought $65 calls on momentum exp 6/8
#PRAYFORMU
## Speaker_1: ##
When did you buy them, and why didn't you sell?
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Its not a loss yet. He has hope.
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Never sell. Never lose.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Never profit
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## Speaker_0: ##
The journey doesn’t end til he loses at least 100% of his portfolio.
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... of his [brother’s] portfolio.
## Speaker_0: ##
Didn’t he make an impressive 400k on his account prior to him taking over his brothers? Or am I mistaken?
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I read one o... |
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Cash out, buy lambo.
## Speaker_1: ##
That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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can'... |
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Its 200k you fags take basic math
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2k you lezbot take basic math
## Speaker_0: ##
1 contract - 100 shares
.02 cents per share x 100 = $2.00
100,000 contracts x $2.00 per contact = $200,000
## Speaker_1: ##
That's advanced math
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'VANC... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
They got bailed out long ago, and never seemed to learn their lesson from it, maybe I am wrong on that but that is the impression I got.
I do not know what exactly we were subsidizing, but if one of those things was the workforce and manufacturing of more than just electri... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Realtalk for a second, I was under the impression that Robinhood made all its money from Gold accounts and the only share fees it charged were the standard SEC and FINRA fees. Am I wrong?
## Speaker_0: ##
The joke is that ETFs have expense ratios, their fees are built in... |
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I thought it would be more along the lines of /r/personalfinance + /r/autism = /r/Wallstreetbets
## Speaker_1: ##
I was thinking /r/wallstreetbets - /r/autism = /r/empty
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All we are is autism
## Speaker_3: ##
So /r/wallstreetbets - /r/stocks = ~~/r/autism~... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Elon follows through on all his promises: flamethrower, hyperloop, boring, child submarine. Looking forward to owning a mecha 2019 Q3.
## Speaker_1: ##
but will he finish his damn cars?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Finished 100k Model 3s.
## Speaker_2: ##
In them there car makin’... |
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Musk is pumping his idea, tsla to 250 by Friday.
## Speaker_1: ##
Hopefully $350 first. Puts are expensive.
## Speaker_0: ##
No, it'll go to 350 when they announce that they only sold 20 model 3s in Q3.
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But....10000000 more pre orders. TESLA 1000.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There's an ETF for that
$ACT
## Speaker_1: ##
>Diversification stands among the most important attributes of an investment portfolio. While finding true negative or non-correlation among investments remains challenging, building a diversified portfolio during a norma... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why would you load up tho, trump said he's not gonna drop nafta. Am I missing something. I mean my basis is 7.2 so I'm fucked
## Speaker_1: ##
it has to stop dropping eventually right? RIGHT!?!?
## Speaker_2: ##
not really... RS in a week so that's gonna be fucked, and th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
While I think everyone agrees with that, we are not done yet.
Still need a catalyst to drive the market down. And quite frankly, tax reform is going to artificially keep the market up for the next few quarters. Retail spending is too strong right now
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## Speaker_0: ##
When market was bull, I thought Trump was bae. But he was just fam. Where were u when trade was kill.
Phone ring, "steel tariffs is decide ".
"no"
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Market was bull because of Obama's economy. Not sure why anyone thought this clown would be good for co... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The same guys who gave them an upgrade to $100. How is this not illegal?
## Speaker_1: ##
Ikr, shows how little credibility they have. They just follow the market trends
## Walls1337bot: ##
there were numerous 80 price targets. price targets mean jack shit. remember in s... |
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Paging /u/wakka54 who [borrowed $232k and put it into TSLA](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/95otw7/just_borrowed_232k_at_600mo_interest_to_buy_623/)
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Love how he bought the ducking top too... how can you be so dumb
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It was ... |
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Whoever is red right now.... what's your problem.
## Speaker_1: ##
They probably bought $AMD or $NVDA puts.
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Fucking amd. What the fuck. How is it fucking doing this
## Speaker_3: ##
This comment pretty much sums up the last week
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Market... |
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$JDST Remember it's not a loss until you sell
## Speaker_1: ##
Shit logic
## Walls1337bot: ##
I held jnug from 10 to 4 now its 11. You dont lose till u sell.
## Speaker_2: ##
Why didn't you double down at 4?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Not enough funds. You can't yolo twice.
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your post made all my weekly TSLA calls tank.
## Speaker_0: ##
When do they expire?
## Walls1337bot: ##
in 2 days
## Speaker_0: ##
I expected a turnaround today. It came early on but it closed down 1.24%.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I expected all tech to swing up but I chose... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What would be your major
## Speaker_1: ##
Chemistry
## Speaker_0: ##
If you really like trading and want to do it on a daily basis there should be no reason to goto college. Just make sure you’re a consistent trader first
## Speaker_1: ##
As much as i kind of like the ... |
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If you are venting it out atleast let us know how much you lost... and GFY
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm not venting really. I didn't lose anything because I bought equal amount of PayPal, Visa and AMD yesterday. About $500 each (on my robinhood account which I play around with.) Pa... |
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I got $50 says this guys has nothing by week 3.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'll take that bet.
## Speaker_2: ##
Keep in mind that there is roughly the same chance of you losing all your money as there is to you doubling your money.
To get 100k you have to double it,,
1k - start
2... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Let me guess it dropped 15% last week and that's when you bought puts... a pump like this is the time to buy puts not right after a massive drop
## Walls1337bot: ##
what pump
## Speaker_0: ##
Snap up the 4% when the entire market is hemorrhaging. That trash won't buck the ... |
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“What’s up Ya baby boomer fuck”lmao
## Speaker_1: ##
“Omg that’s funny. Who said it was me? “
## Speaker_2: ##
“And I studied finance in masters program so what specifically do you think is busted?”
## Speaker_1: ##
Dad is that you?
## Walls1337bot: ##
No it's me come ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ublock origin + firefox + duckduckgo = sex
## Speaker_1: ##
And don't use an android phone and gmail.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There's really no good smartphone option. Blackberry could have been it but now their OS is basically android
## Speaker_2: ##
iPhone?
## Walls1337b... |
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> “Maybe it’s because I’m just getting my feet wet, but it excites me more than anything else. The stock market is incredibly boring. There’s not enough action going on in the big stocks for a college student who doesn’t have a lot of money.”
Sounds like he belongs here
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Pay your margin call, close your account, stop trading.
## Speaker_1: ##
Dude, wrong sub.
## Speaker_0: ##
Funny joke but this dude is burning through cash and needs someone to be real with him.
## Speaker_2: ##
lol he can make this back in a week of flipping burgies
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't they have negative rates though?
## Speaker_1: ##
On their short term bonds the rates are negative, I'm pretty sure
## Speaker_0: ##
Okay I looked it up.
2 year yield = -0.15%
5 year yield = -0.11%
10 year yield = 0.04%
20 year yield = 0.53%
30 year yield = 0.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What a fucking waste - he could have turned the $400 into like $25k and then donated it. He basically stole $24.6k from sick children - change his flair.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah but with the 25k he coulda gotten he could’ve made 1 million so he basically stole 999.6k from the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're way too late on this one. Next you'll be asking how do I get into Netflix.
## Speaker_1: ##
well...? how do i get into nflx?
## Speaker_2: ##
You be like "Hey gurl let's long some NFLX & chill".
## Speaker_1: ##
What did you do to get a sn like that
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## Walls1337bot: ##
never posted my DD before so use plenty of lube and fuck me gentle
Micron is actually headquartered in Idaho. Look at this fucking place on a map, and then try and navigate to southeast Asia from there. It takes about 24 hours of travel. There are no direct flights becau... |
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Tfw wsb is poor as fuck on average. I wonder how many would be much richer if not for this sub.
## Speaker_1: ##
Have you seen the screenshots people post? The average trade size is like $100. Then they circle jerk about their 20% gains (or more commonly, losses).
## Walls... |
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This is it for me guys, I don't know how I'm getting myself out of this one. ATVI destroyed me. I am fucked beyond belief.
## Speaker_0: ##
How fucked? Like using your savings fucked?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yep
## Speaker_1: ##
Damn bro sorry. Getting destroyed too but ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Low unemployment isn’t really a good thing with respect to business profitability.
## Speaker_1: ##
mo credit mo spending mo profits
youre right that COGS goes up when wages go up, but in a broader sense it's better for the economy as long as we don't hyperinflate
and I'... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
On red? What a fucking retard.
## Speaker_1: ##
You always bet on odd, never a color, fucking cuck.
## Speaker_2: ##
Never side bet, always 1 number, better returns.
## Speaker_3: ##
I was in vegas a few months ago playing roulette. Normal type of betting for me. This lad... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Posts like this make me nervous.
I was like this once. And then after a while it seemed like, "making money appear out of thin air is so fucking easy who gives a shit anymore." Beware of that attitude. Beware of this win streak. Remain vigilant and focus on readjusting yo... |
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Man he fucked himself with all that shit he posted on twatter and FB. Most likely would have been looking at just fines if he kept his mouth shut and spoke through his lawyer only.
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Yeah but then it wouldn't have been so entertaining for us.
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Hahaha it’s funny a year ago leftist were in love with Musk now al of a sudden he is a sexist nazi.
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He always has been, he was just keeping his mouth shut.
Once after reading an article about him, out of curiosity I found his family and relatives menti... |
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Buy anything that dipped but had stellar er
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Er? Earnings report?
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Earning report. Like mu or sq or atvi
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I just sold ATVI and SQ today cause I was scurried... rebuy?
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Gj on buy high sell low
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Probably
Readying
A
Yellow cup of chic-fil-a sauce
For the tendies I’ll be getting from
USO
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It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!
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Good bot
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T... |
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Good luck man
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dude don't wish him good luck. this is a terrible idea that will go wrong.
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Wtf go back to /r/investing
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you too. this subreddit is a terrible idea. just ask any finance academic or anybody that understands th... |
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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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Holy shit. This guy made >150k$ out of 350$. But as always, the SEC is busy reading Elons tweets so he's safe.
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I wouldn’t describe it as making $150k so much as stealing $150k. I’d be surprised if that gets paid.
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So how does that work? ... |
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Put some linebreaks, you autistic fuck
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Yep
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economic calendar link is broken, remove the last character '/' and it'll work, you autistic fuck
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Wait, if he was a autimus, wouldn't he be real anal retentative and not miss lit... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There really is no easy way to tell what is fake anymore.
Edit: Just so everyone knows, this is real.
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there needs to be a tag on every trump tweet that says fake or real
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Sounds like an opportunity. Create a platform or a way to identif... |
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Went on a $40 8/3 put yesterday for twtr so I'm pretty excited... Sell on open?
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fucking yes dude sell no later than 945. If it opens this low take that profit and run.
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Hold me bby im scared of profit.
I sold my Amd call yesterday f... |
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I'll sign that.
But only cause I like banning stuff not because I can even guess wtf that second forum is about
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It's a sub filled with people who think they understand economics way better than they actually understand economics. See: Most left wing econo... |
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I’ll start.
First rule: diversification is for pussies or people who are occasionally wrong
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I want to stop my diversification, I think I have over 16 different stocks in my portfolio. I still haven't utilized my options privilege on RH. I need help.
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Count my AMZN gains.
Count my NFLX gains.
Count my SPY gains.
Watch markets continue to go higher.
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post SPY position. thought you held puts
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Closed it this morning when trading opened.
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lets see proof faggot
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## Speaker_0: ##
I hate Trump so much
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Can’t understand at all why anyone still supports that dick fucker. He’s tanking everything
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“He’s tanking everything” wow you are an idiot
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Excellent refutation. You’ve convinced us all
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Just sent this to 100 people, hope you dont mind.
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pour some sugar on me
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Some guy on twitter is selling this link for $50 and 20+ people have bought, damn.
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WTF? really? that's fucked up & illegal as well.
Also ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
ROK
JCI
## Speaker_1: ##
[Rockwell Automation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3RqDp7i308)
## Speaker_0: ##
At the office, please provide a summary of this glorious (I'm assuming) video.
## Speaker_1: ##
Here at Rockwell Automation’s world headquarters, research has b... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Didn’t something happen with NYC banning new uber drivers to promote taxis? wonder how much of an impact that might’ve had
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Karma for shitting on the taxi industry. If Uber loses airports big cities and tourist traps it’s back down to luxury service.
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Goodbye.
fag
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Their P/E is still 50+...
Almost double of McDonalds, Yum, Dominos, Jack in the Box
Why did you think it was a good buy? Just curious
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$CMG has significantly more room to grow than those other brands. Where can $MCD grow? They've already expanded as much a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Glad this isn't some SJW White Knight BS. Great content OP
## Speaker_1: ##
>SJW White Knight BS
Holy The_Donald
## Speaker_2: ##
Why does everything have to be connected to Trump?
Once upon a time, when American was great, I used to be able to call out SJW without be... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Amazon 2002.5 call 8/31
## Speaker_1: ##
I know I know, this is a dumb question but I’m a n00b and just got my account set up for options trading. If I wanted to buy this call for 8/31 that means I have until 4pm on Friday to sell it right?
## Speaker_2: ##
Which platform ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You guys are an embarrassment everywhere you go.
## Speaker_1: ##
Seriously. And why is DD pluralized anyway?
## Speaker_2: ##
>pluralized
the fuck are you talking about...its capitalized because it is an acronym and that's what you do with acronyms in the english lang... |
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