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Jesus Christ, how much money is that? Do us all a favor, sell at open and don’t come back to markets at least until 2019.
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Oh trust me I’m done after today.... except for 1 more large lotto..... going all in on John Deere puts whose with me
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You sold calls and bought puts? So you think msft is gonna tank in the near future?
You can't cuck Daddy nadella
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Yes I sold calls and bought puts, but this is part of a protective collar strategy until MSFT goes ex-dividend (note expiry date of thes positi... |
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Sold at .535 earlier today. Will buy back at mid 40's. 50's won't hold, imo. Last month was .42-.46 for the most part on anticipation of news.
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Risky not knowing when the results will come out
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Shame you didn't put in 1000
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Now he can
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Then back down to $50
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The circle of autistic life.
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The markets giveth and the markets taketh
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Close while youre ahead, trust me. I've fucked myself out of literally 10s of thousands by being a greedy fuckboi.
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100k or bust.
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I'd be impressed if you turned 7k into 100k this year. Goldman Sachs might do a direct hire ��
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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**WARNING WARNING THIS IS SUPER RISKY WARNING WARNING**
technically, you can if **and only if** :
- You have no other expenses (you live in your moms basem... |
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My experience with Snapchat this month.
Met girl on bumble.
Moved convo to snapchat.
She says ok to a date.
She says ok how about let's go to X.
I left the chat open.
Phone goes to sleep
Open phone when she messages again.
Snapchat opens to the chat briefly befo... |
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In JDST at 19.00. Hopefully we come out solid on the other side of the weekend.
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Solid bet here I think we can easily see 21-23 by Tuesday.
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Hahahahahahahaha inverse jnug will hit 11 fgts
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Goddamn that's the best DD I've... |
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There’s actually been some research into this topic. There was an npr podcast - I think freakoconimics. Anyways, typically female/minority ceos are appointed in situations that are very impossible and usually take the fall for something and then are replaced by ‘traditional ... |
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https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/09/tesla-board-tells-elon-musk-to-recuse-himself-prepares-to-review-take.html
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Whats the play now...calls or shares?
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What do you think? I think this is continued manipulation to get the stock to 420 take the co... |
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Make it $250K of options and then it'll actually be a show. We already got MartyMoho with a million in this thing.
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Where can I get a “stock 101 course” so I can learn what things like options mean?
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Better just to learn by experience, fake ... |
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You assholes always talking about it will be the reason it goes away. It's like you're actually retarded and are complaining about it. Should get banned for starting these topics.
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Only autistics think retardation is funny.
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Trump gonna fires off a bunch of stupid tweets tomorrow.
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like what? Bragging he won? Who cares, let him have his day. It wont affect the market.
He wont talk about new tarrifs since he has finally started to get somewhere.
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deporting St... |
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Good luck selling that...
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What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
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At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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Holy fuck. Lunch is on u m(3^2 -1)
Could break down what happened day by day there please? There's a bunch of terms I don't understand. Thanks.
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It's pretty straight forward:
1) Start with $593.31, collect 1 cent interest.
2) Buy a Feb 17 Walmart call wit... |
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Update: They’re dead as fuck and this is what we call IV crush young blood. F to pay respect
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Lmao what do these people expect? A single false accusation can kill a career
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And being sexually harassed just means you need to try harder and sick it up? Damn we've got it so bad!!! Sad
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Nobody said any of that, why act like a dumbfuc... |
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What happened? (Not a rh user)
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Option trading platform crashed. They locked out my account and I was unable to exit position. Letting my options expire worthless..
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It wasn’t even a Friday
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Options can expire on mondays an... |
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Buy them before their earnings report comes out Nov 2? I feel like it might dip after the earnings come out.
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wait... are you advocating buying a stock before it dips?
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I'm asking for advice nigga
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Nigga is no longer with us... |
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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It will go lower.
Edit: huh. Guess I was right.
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Inverse wsb. Buy at open
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You don't want to inverse /u/MRPguy
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Why
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He's a bad motherfucker who literally outperforms 99% of this sub. I'm not even play... |
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Fuck you
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That's fair.
Do you still have those 200 9/21 calls?
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Nope. After I lost big on WMT I cut my losses and started making smarter decisions. Apparently selling those wasn't one.
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You put 100k into snap puts..."smarte... |
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Planning to buy some Best Buy while it's cheap.
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Fuck bby go bbby
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bbby is so fucked do not touch it
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-12% in after hours, RIP
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"BUY THE DIP"
-reddit
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This is what filters out shitty companies from the rest. You're telling me I have to wait 6 months to find out something like MoviePass is a failure? This will make it easier for the big boys to steal my tendies.
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Nah movie pass was an obvious failure the s... |
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I believe in the principles of competition a hell of a lot more than I believe in a bureaucrat's ability to properly dictate what is, and isn't fair use of bandwidth. The cost to lay fiber is relatively inexpensive when compared to maintaining a power or water network. The... |
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You like being part of this sub? WTF is wrong with you?
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I actually do. On left leaning topics I get called a rightist, and from the right I get called a leftist.
Only on this sub do I get generally positive feedback, and not get called some ideological slu... |
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This is where you don't ask and you just sit somewhere and munch. Asking permission to eat is for peasants.
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That's why whenever they ask they get a "no". All the interns out there, just eat stop being little faggots
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I'm an intern right n... |
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the second dead hooker is in the space suit
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Don’t panic.
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"we just gettin started nigga" - Elon Musk
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I'm black, and I laughed at this, because Elon definitely did some nigga shit with this one.
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I don't get the point or argument they are trying to make. The dollar has less purchasing power but we earn more individual dollars. Everything is basically the same.
With bitcoin, there is a finite number of 21 million bitcoin so its value relative to the dollar is extreme... |
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I loled at "investing shouldn't be unisex". Since when does money care of your gender? Do I have an advantage if I sexual identify as an Apache attack helicopter?
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"investing shouldn't be unisex" so let's make a platform targeted (somehow) only at women and ... |
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Trump is an enthonationalist moron. "Protectionism/mercentalism is bad" is like Econ 101.
It's amazing how many people on this sub ride his dick even though the goons behind Trump's throne make policy decisions that have a detrimental impact to the economy. If you wanna mak... |
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F
of course they timed the Flynn shit to be on the same day as the senate vote
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I 100 percent believe this is true
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This is positioning by Mueller to prevent Trump from firing him. Markets aren't even down 1% on an unsubstantiated ABC repo... |
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> The chairman claims that he didn’t misappropriate Gionee’s cash to gamble, but suggested that he may have been “borrowing company funds.”
lmao
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Looks like this CEO caught a rogue wave.
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I guess in a way we should blame ... |
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They said that about FB calls.
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FB and TWTR fucked me harder than my wife ever will.
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Lol the comment is so off base. I always ask the liberal loons to name the policies they believe should be credited, and I always get this blank stare. It’s like they are living in fantasy land, where obama didn’t say Isis was JV or regulate business into the ground lol
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Man- that’s a bizarre looking dude.
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I think that's post Malone not sure tho
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100% post Malone. He’s the crustiest man in the music industry.
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Lol crustiest is the perfect analogy for describing him. I think his girlfriend b... |
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Does NYSE put advertisements on their building often? Or is SnapChat the first?
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They've had an instagram banner on there before, it's mainly for tourists
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Investors, be on the lookout for the biggest IPO of the century: $LGMA
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/r/me_irl no longer has reddit's biggest bamboozle
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[fuckin called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5qyezp/all_packed_up_ready_to_ship/dd3m8xs/)
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What happened at the stream? Any videos I missed it
I have come to the co... |
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Imagine potentially getting the same prison time as a murderer, maybe longer, when all you've done is some creative financing. LOL
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some crazy shit. you hear about sexual assault and child porn charges and the guy ends up getting less time than shkreli. i do... |
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Real talk...
The dude doesn't fuck around with Hollywood celebrities, married his college sweetheart, bought IG at $1b, and knows to shut the fuck up now that people started hating on him. (Yeah im comparing him against Elon)
Zucc has discipline and the smarts, if not the... |
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did anyone find a live feed?
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Live reporting here https://twitter.com/EthanHarpNews
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did his defense attorney just call him autistic?
"Def: The issues involving what used to be called Asperger's... doctor said over and over he reminded him ... |
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Nothing is stopping you from your gay posts, why ban JNUG fags? Live and let live.
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My posts = ~3 a day
JNUG = 50 a day
Learn some maths
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>You = 1 person; 3 homosexual posts
300%
>Sub = 289536 yodelers; 50 JNUG posts
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I mean, makes sense to avoid right ?
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Absolutely makes sense, it's just funny
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“With unique multi-media app features focusing on further differentiation, Snapchat may take social media market share from Twitter and Facebook.” -Robinhood. Shi... |
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T12 halt my boy, shits gonna go crazy. Or we wait a long time
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It’s going to gap up or down. They don’t halt unless 5+% is about to happen. I bet shit drops to 0
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Was about to buy puts before this happened...
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i fucking hate this tax bill, i took a 2k loss this week, fucking 25% of my portfolio gone. i want to buy in cause idgaf about the wash rule as this fucker has me down on the year
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Its not the tax bill. Its hedgefunds manipulating the market for their own g... |
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He’s already popping crazy amounts of ambien, he’s just a garbage face tattoo away from becoming a SoundCloud rapper
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Big T$LA
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It’s SoundCloud mate, every name has to start with Lil’
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Lil Big T$LA
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What app do you use to make these memes?
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Adobe Photoshop my guy
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The man disrespecting your skills. Thinking it's just some app you download from app store. Hahah noobs
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You could do this exact same thing in paint also.... |
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Girlfriend. Yeah right. Tell your sister I want to fuck.
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u/sentient_sloth2 this guy thinks your my sister. :(
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she has a reddit?? yeah she ain’t your girlfriend.
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Yes, hello. Am gf. Sadly, chica in the pic isn’t me. T... |
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Good shit faggot, but you're forgetting that Micron has an investor event on May 21.
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Probably when this shit will start to actually run.
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Agreed, got my 7/20 50 and 55 calls just for this reason. Ride the run up and sell before earnings.
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Gulag
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THIS COMMENT THREAD IS NOW UNDER OCCUPATION BY THE PEOPLE'S GLORIOUS REVOLUTIONARY
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FULLY
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LUXURY
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Your brokerage account is 5 figures BECAUSE you don't mess with it.
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gold at 7 upvotes damn
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WSB are rich af
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Want some Tesla?
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hahahahahahahahaha **no**
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You sure dude?
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Why you no SPX tho?
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balls not steely enough
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It’s literally the same thing as SPY with better taxes, cash settlement, and 1/10th the commissions
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Oh I was thinking of SPXL. Good point though.
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you closed out the spy puts yesterday didn't you?
"Edit 2: I sold the spy puts and I'm holding the netflix 110 puts. Heres a picture of the trades. I got up to 67k http://imgur.com/a/FwqYV"
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I closed those out and bought some 20k more. With the drop down t... |
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What's the story between,"Robinhood " and ,"White Supremacy?"
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Some people feel inferior, and imagine there's an outside force to blame, like a big demon holding them down. The demon puts them in chains, and follows them wherever they go, so whenever they tr... |
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Elizabeth has to be the biggest dumbass i’ve evet meet.
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Not at all. She scammed 700million dollars and got what 500k worth of fines. Worth. So much better of a deal than Martin. Paid like 6 mil for giving his clients 3x returns
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uh. she ALS... |
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ill approve. cuck mods be damned.
dont expect no 1k upvote bots to show up tho.
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I'm sure the 1k downvote bots will be here shortly
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A Trump supporter talking about voting bots, this is rich.
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can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
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You can buy an electric Benz that looks like a normal Benz.
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You can buy a ford Fusion hybrid that looks like a ford Fusion
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Hybri... |
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How do i short Martins life?
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Life insurance. We've been over this.
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Dumb question, can you take out life insurance policies on just anyone? That'd be so fun!
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Just googled it and quick answer is, you need "insurable inte... |
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Bro kys u faggot loner
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Jk love u bae
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Go watch the maple syrup episode of dirty money and masturbate
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I only use maple syrup on my dick cause it’s your moms favourite
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Insider trading creates a more efficient market, so not quite on the level of the onion. Depends on priorities
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Lmao just keep regurgitating whatever he says.
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This is dumb. Even most republicans are socialists. Every western country these days is a mixed economy (ie. capitalism + socialism).
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No, they are not. Like, at all. There are no mixed economies. Social programs are not socialist.
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I fail to see a problem with this.
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It’s kinda funny bc I’m canadian and u guys probably gonna cut programs for Americans to help fund my retirement.
Thx tho.
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You have to live in Canada though....
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Cant wait to see a faggot's delight license plate.
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F4GT DL1GT
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What are the odds somebody gets this?
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The DMV probably wouldn't allow it to go through. The faggots.
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Something tells me California DMV would
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Am I reading this right that you earned 238k on a 4k bet?
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Imagine playing Roulette and betting on black over and over again.
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More like betting on 22 black over and over again
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Nah, Nvidia coming down from it’s retarded va... |
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Someone go check on that obvious short-seller who hits every popular Tesla thread with that long (highly upvoted) list of what he sees as Musk's "lies" (but then never mentions when it's later confirmed that they did hit the targets Musk says they'll hit).
He may need to be... |
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I'm actually interested to see how the hell this works- not gonna trade on it but it seems like the battery will quickly become the cargo if you make it big enough to have decent range
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It’s a non factor. Tesla can’t even do model 3 let alone a semi. Musk... |
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Europe is so fucking cucked. A god damned “revenue tax?” What kind of commie bullshit is this? Next you’ll tell me I have to pay taxes on unrealized gains.
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Dude tax is ridiculous, I gotta pay 19% VAT tax on all my purchases. On a positive note though, they ... |
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meetup for what?
i was in austin for work 2 or 3 weeks ago. cool city. i could eat homeslice every fuckin day.
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Blockchain
edit: wtf how do you downvote an accurate response to a question?
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cool.
im an auditor and all the owers/partner... |
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Sanjay gives a boring routine speech, then they reveal that it was all AI and holograms powered by MU chips that spoke and Sanjay stands up in the audience at the end. We all retire fabulously wealthy.
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My broker wouldn’t fill my vertical spread... so sal... |
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Depends what kind. It’s an effective way to shield investments from taxation if you do it right.
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Didn't think this would turn into an actual discussion, but how so?
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it defers taxation to a later date, at which time you've slid out of the ... |
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They don't look rich at all
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When you are that rich you don't have to look rich.
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can you imagine how badass that is. people dress up all formal and fancy and shit at whatever events they go to and zuck and his wife can just show up dressed... |
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Holy shit, you're still alive?
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He's up 140k in only a few months I think he's holding up lol
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Like I get it and agree with you. But regardless of his previous run-up, losing 180,000 is still going to be one hell of a smack in the face ...
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Lunatic
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Deep meme when you look at the origins of the word
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This guy got more upvotes for pointing out the clever word play than I got for thinking of it. It was not an accident, it was no fluke!!!!!
I feel cheated.
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Fake scandal by the lying libtard media trying to smear Trump and Brexit. The fake Russian smear didn't work out so they're trying something different. BTFD
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LOL Are you fully invested in $MAGA?
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LOL so tell me where exactly is the "leak... |
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this company planned to cure/treat a disease that overwhelmingly affects black people.
they "dance" to black music
and have not one black employee....
the hubris/arrogance here is stunning.
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TIL you have to have a black employee if you want to do literall... |
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Fuck, I bought in at $83 ��
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$84 is bigger though
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I'm gonna make a whole $3 in profits!
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Oh shit, you better sell now and buy back at a lower price then
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10/10 investing advice right here
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And this was just from a 1% move in AAPL. Can't wait for the 10% move.
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You still have UVXY?
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No, had to sell evrything to get margin for this trade
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Only you could sell UVXY the day before a 13% spike.
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I would argue that the grand exchange is more like the investing subreddit and the duel arena is more like WSB
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those guys are literally staking massive amounts in-game currency that is worth thousands of real dollars and it's gone and made in seconds
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Why the bearishness on nvda all of a sudden? Would think its undervalued with the potential it holds? Did it move up too fast?
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Hmm considering in 5 years it's averaged roughly 100% a year and this year alone it's up roughly 170%.. It's overvalued as f*ck
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Don't forget to file your gains with the IRS.
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This is interesting because technically it's a joke, but really it's the same shit as my stocks. Like what if gas shot up to 2000 dollars a gallon and op had purchased 300 gallons. Would they come after him f... |
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Trade war is good and easy to win
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����but what about all those posts here about how we won the trade war? Like that one “it’s just liberal bullshit” Always Sunny meme? Right? We won!
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We're beating China. We're not really succeeding, but we... |
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I don't get it what are we supposed to be laughing at here? Leaving out the other 7 years of the Obama recovery to make Don look good?
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Or ignoring the fact that people tend to sit on money leading up to elections to wait and see which stocks are most lik... |
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when did WSB become a bunch of pussies. look at $AAPL in 2012 (dropped from $100 to $55 by mid 2013) or 2015. the market isn't a constant smooth ramp up to the sky. there are years long periods when stocks trend down or flat, even AAPL.
look at all the comments in here lma... |
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It seems like /r/wallstreebets is just /r/financialindependence people with a gambling addiction.
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We all decided that we didn't want to spend 20 years waiting to build that FIRE portfolio, and being a bunch of autists decided it was better to fail doing it ... |
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Ford moves sideways everyday. You’re gunna get fucked
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Do you have another stock to recommend?
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Look there’s a reason no one drops their eggs all into one basket. For example you do this every day. And are successful 6 months. But ford has... |
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i see you like to buy depreciating assets...
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Life is a depreciating asset, bud.
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Love this
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Ya, it’s called living life. What’s the point of making money and never spending it?
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My island isn't deprec... |
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Ahhh F not quite G, but sends a better picture. F it up. F yourself up. But make sure you get the F out!
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He keeps bragging about 33x gain on single trade and provides no proof; proof or ban, says I
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He has to keep It hidden from the people out to get him.
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Then he can stfu about it
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33x? Did he buy AMZN in 1996 or something?
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How much is that is Freedom cash?
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Around $2500 USD?
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lol I was impressed by the $3k but $2500?
Gay
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It's less than that, ~2200 - exchange fees
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That's practically losing money IMO
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Literally every time WSB has unified behind something, reversing was the right idea. Right now everyone is insistent the market is gonna crash no matter what Powell says tomorrow because he's in a lose-lose.
300 by EOY. Yolo.
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Positions or ban
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168 shares at 3.80 for the 27th. sold at around 26.50 per option
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doesn't even know the difference between a share and a contract. makes half a mill in a day. nice
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if it makes you feel any better, every... |
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Positions were mostly SPY, amazon, and Tesla. Went 80k+ worth of contract a time and just traded with the trend. Followed the +30%/-20% rule and stuck with it!
Edit: Also, just to clarify this is not me. This is my boss who I introduced to options. He started with a ca... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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It comes out as a raise for the low-level workers, but there's also a range of people who were already making close to 15 who got the raise but lost their options and are getting shafted.
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Shaf... |
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It isn't even confirmed lol. Oil will fall back with rumors, then up in novermber, when the OPEC will confirm it.
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yes, but how do we make money on this. I don't want to baghold DWTI for a month
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You want to bet on oil falling but you won... |
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