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Trading noob here. How do I get started with this kind of thing? Specifically if I want to short a specific stock
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You start by going to a different subreddit
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Would be nice if you could recommend one
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r/tradexiv
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good job man. Although ive lost more money than Ive gotten back with lotto tickets, they are still so much fun to play
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thanks, and yes, complete lotto tickets. Who buys calls that are over 5% out of the money on a stock with 3 days left till expiration
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up 4% premarket 10 minutes ago now 4% down what happened ?
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Going back up now.
Today's gonna be a while ride. Strap in boys
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Yep, I'm just gonna take some sleeping pills and wake up at 4pm. Fuck it.
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Don't you guys ever bother learning anything before trading options?
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I mean I know what everything does, figure I just gotta get my dick wet and lose some money
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How does "knowing what everything does" lead to longing a call and a put wh... |
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Big companies have shit like this all the time unfortunately, just under different names. 'Heat checks', 'Status Reports', 'Retrospective', all buzz words for the same shit.
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And frankly it makes sense. Close relationships is how you get shit done and th... |
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I earned ten dollars on robin hood. Do I have to disclose that? Asking for a robin hood high roller friend
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No. You don’t pay taxes on robin hood
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Sweet! Time to cash my RH gains for a nice dinner at Golden Corral :)
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Don't worry. Her new salary is approximately $200,000 per year. And she's a congressperson. So by my math she'll be worth a few million dollars in about 3 years.
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It’s 174K. It’s her first real job and my guess is as a bartender she never declared tips (her’... |
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Half? Sounds like you need a more creative accountant
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39.6% Close enough to half.
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if you make that much then you shouldn't be on this sub lmao
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You're being wealthphobic and I'm reporting you to the police. We can't toler... |
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Everyone telling you that you should have held and risked 20k profits on the day are probably the same people calling you an idiot for making this trade in the first place. Good sell OP
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Agreed. Op can cop that new Toyota Corolla.
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Toyota P... |
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If a casino ever loses money I’ll eat my shit
Edit: turns out the house loses sometimes
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Have you ever heard of a place called Atlantic City?
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And Donald J. Trump? If he couldn't run a casino successfully, how can he run a country?
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Is that your porche 911? Nicely done
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Nearly any one in Texas can afford a 911
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Why so ?
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Cost of living is in the fucking dirt. This is Austin so it’s a little different but outside the city shit is cheeap
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Its okay, I hedged my position with options on gold
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I bet thats looking good rn huh
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Well I have no idea what I'm doing. I've never bought options before but so far I'm +2.4% on them so thats encouraging.
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What the hell? M... |
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Update: They’re dead as fuck and this is what we call IV crush young blood. F to pay respect
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>My strategy to begin with will be to buy stable stocks that are volatile at close, and sell in the morning once I see some decent profit
This is gonna keep working, till it doesn’t
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Check out his post yesterday.
[Making a Living on Day Trading Ford](... |
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You forgot one important thing is these kids have no money, thats why they bought OTM FD. Because they are cheap. 6 months ITM option for them? Ya, no way they can buy it.
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Honestly, buying those cheap OTM options and not making any (or losing) money is a gr... |
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Vice went from being a reliable alternative news source to BuzzFeed autistic step brother. Short VICE
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Yeah right around the time the founder decided he was a white supremacist it kind of went down hill. Fuck vice
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I can't think of a time ... |
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you'll receive cash or shares depending on what you owned - can take up to a week to appear, maybe longer because of holiday
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how much is $TSLA paying for each solar city stock or will we get it at whatever price it's trading at when it transfers like a mark... |
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But seriously what is it
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Google is your friend. We're not here to baby you through learning to trade. We can however give you ridiculous plays.
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Good then hit me up
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We've been trying but you don't know what a goddamned ti... |
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Wow you wake up before 9:30, damn this guy is serious business
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People in the West Coast have to wake up at 6:30
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Omg is that even possible?
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Legend says that there was once a man that could!
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Vid Links or ban
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Google.com
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Yeah, the videos are literally everywhere. Are you having problems because of parental controls on your computer?
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I Keep getting a message about some corporate firewall policy or some shit l... |
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Use their servers. Don’t click ads. Drive them to the ground.
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the real stuff is always in the comments
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Yes but investors are tracking daily active users too
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Sure, but DAU drives cost no matter what, but revenue only if th... |
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u'll be right once, wrong twice. been there done it.
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This is why I'm asking for any and all recommended reading. This way it's not all random guessing. Hoping stop loss will save me.
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Don't keep betting your winnings, stick with a daily amo... |
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God damnit I fucking hate this stock.
But the good news is that around the time I start promising myself I will never touch it again and am about to start angrily selling everything at a huge loss is right when it's about to take off.
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I have a bad feeling... |
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losing a large % on a pennystock is kinda the 101 to trading. Also pennystocks are only mentioned ironically here and aren't really allowed for a reason.
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What about MSTX? That shits a penny stock
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"Pennystocks are only mentioned ironically ... |
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Love the aggressive approach at gaining some tendies. Shine on you autistic fuck.
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It's incredible how much crap men will take from hot young girls. Blatantly talks shit to him and he replies "omg that's funny."
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Tbf I know a few people who... |
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I was 9 inches deep in your dad
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a little gay tbh
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It's a display of dominance
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I'm the dom!
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This movie is fucking hilarious
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What is it? ��
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Kung Pow
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Still waiting for that fuckin sequel
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Right? They set it up so well
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Those were actually all deleted scenes from the movie, th... |
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drug dealer
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You keep me employed. Thank you!
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To be clear I'm a pharmacist.
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To be clear, I'm not a cop.
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"It didn't work for me so clearly its impossible."
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Experienced traders of Wall Street couldn't even beat the returns of a monkey picking stocks by throwing darts, so it seems like he's right. There's no way to win this game. But maybe you can show us your p... |
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I had 30% of my portfolio in it fuck fuck fuck
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100 percent with margin here. Fuckkk
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Pics or it didn't happen
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http://imgur.com/a/KpYBr
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God damn. I can't imagine that feeling.
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Tell them to think of all the money they lost you over the years. Talk about a real bad investment.
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That sucks. I'm dating a wonderful woman right now but I feel like we may end up splitting up because I feel like kids are not worth it and she really wants ... |
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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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Has anyone really fact checked this?
I know $100,000 was a lot of money back then, but I find it hard to imagine Nike would offer 10% of its equity for a sponsorship deal... some sketchy management if true lol
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It was when Nike was starting out and hadn't l... |
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Positions or ban
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168 shares at 3.80 for the 27th. sold at around 26.50 per option
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doesn't even know the difference between a share and a contract. makes half a mill in a day. nice
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if it makes you feel any better, everyone... |
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What brokerage is that? Looks like a robinhood for people that have money.
Edit: I'm shocked and grateful for the gold. Still not even sure what reddit gold is, but I'll figure it out. Thank you!
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fidelity
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Nice. I have etrade and hate that... |
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People do stupid shit for young puss
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Shes like 30
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He's 47
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So?
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Wait until you’re 47, then you’ll get it.
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I used to think it'll never happen but now at 30, anyone under 25 looks like ... |
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He cited DACA as the reason? Didn't he want to get rid of DACA in the first place? And now he's saying Democrats abandoned them?
Why can't he stop fucking with us?
Edit: begone you TD tag thots
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Yes, he wants borderwall funding in exchange for DACA
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Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
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It makes everyone come together in the end, like the Avengers.
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>Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
I don't think the South gonna lose this time tho.
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They’l... |
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That would be considered taxable activities and would disqualify you from your tax exempt status. Already looked into it myself.
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Damn. Any way to find out whats a taxable activity (is there a list, how do you even google that? "things churches cant do"?)
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This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
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I'm sure its not. check your Pnl Statement.
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Good bot
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that WallStreetBot is not a bot.
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He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?
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long back problems
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He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.
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That chair and his posture have absolutely no... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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until you lived somewhere with ridiculous cost of living where you can't own guns and everyone eats soy:
you have no clue how uniron... |
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Congrats on coming back what would have felt like a unclimbable hole
Everyone reading this, this guy is a prime example of not letting your losses blind you from seeing profitable opportunities out there
My advice to you OP, take this win and take a week break. Your instin... |
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Sounds great to me as long as you give me enough warning to short them both
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\^ count me in.
PS: Bernie's the biggest ass clown ever or a really good shill can't tell.
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Nah, I'm serious, and I'm about as liberal as they come. I like Bernie... |
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Even now people are talking about buying the dip.
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Literally what I'm doing. You would be too if you were smart (we know you aren't tho). Go buy more MU calls.
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It's like they have no idea that production is steadily over 5k/week. I actually... |
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The big miss here is Buff-daddy, but he's doing OK.
If Yahoo had bought Google they would've absolutely ruined it.
Same with Google and Facebook, they're terrible with social media.
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I remember being excited for Google+ thinking it was gonna be a legit FB ... |
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What kind of fucking trailer-park carpet do you have son?
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That isn't carpet. It's actually dank weed.
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Seriously though barracks carpet.
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Ah. So how many assholes has that quarter been in?
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Every time you think, "Should I buy a call?" Buy a put, and vice versa.
Or at least tell us what you're trading, and we'll do the opposite.
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I've been doing that, looks like I will [stick] with my initial gut feeling.
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Need more gut feel... |
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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This post right here is why other financial sub can’t compete against us.
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But is there any other financial sub? There is another one a little more exciting than getting paid a 6% annually for watching paint dry.
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6% is a good return for a ... |
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wtf sub am I in? I'm trying to buy a yacht. Go back to /r/frugal
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This post is about cars. There’s obviously nothing wrong with spending $6,000/month on a yacht payment, ffs.
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yachts and cars are in totally different categories.
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Lots of awfully round numbers. Congrats on investing in 1993.
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Close, 1995 - JNJ, NKE, XOM, DIS, INTC. 2007 - AAPL, APD. The rest were purchased in last 6 months.
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Smart moves. I was riding BMX bikes.
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In 1995, I... |
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Fuck you man. ^(Congrats, I'm just salty)
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I traded SPY like 4 or 5 times and always expired out of the money! Fuck him! ^really ^^congrats ^^^tho
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Early time investor here, can you explain options to me? No /s
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Call = money... |
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What did you do to do this? I want to make sure I never do anything remotely close to it in any magnitude.
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i may have some bad strategies
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Alright, boys, this was the last piece of the puzzle!
Don't have some bad strategies is the key.
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Real talk...
The dude doesn't fuck around with Hollywood celebrities, married his college sweetheart, bought IG at $1b, and knows to shut the fuck up now that people started hating on him. (Yeah im comparing him against Elon)
Zucc has discipline and the smarts, if not the... |
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Second page towards bottom: $650 billion market for advertising?
Get AdBlock, boys, and don't watch commercials. Easy.
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you realzie ad block doesn't block FB advertisements right... since they are in your FB stream or instagram stream?
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And here's why you are taking an absolutely massive risk nowhere near as free as you think it is.
EA was a mediocre gaming company for the better part of 2 decades and would have continued their growth had they not changed their paradigm so radically.
What they figured out... |
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I know this is a joke, but can we seriously look into doing a WSB version of seeking alpha? It'll be the same autistic trash as this subreddit but dressed up to look like a serious article and we can at least make some ad revenue off it.
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I was searching dom... |
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That's more money than I'll make working 10 years
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You need a new job.
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Or just need to start sucking those dicks a little quicker?
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Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs.
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Diversification strategy is a st... |
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so what did you do wrong?
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i don't know
it's been a year and i'm still legit retarded
i don't think i am in the top 10% that should be trading so considering any fire and forget suggestions you might have
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My friend - you will now live as... |
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So...why are a football coach and students in an underwater cave? I completely missed this story.
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Its like people who live by a volcano and are in absolute shock when they have lava in the living room.
Coach thought it was a good idea to go exploring cav... |
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Finally, somebody talking about penny stocks
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Rule 3.
MODS
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wait there are rules?
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What are rulez?
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There are 2 rules.
1. There are no rules.
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People will always hate their jobs, you may as well just pay them more so they can rationalize coming in.
Source: Hate my job.
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Or pay them like shit and they have no choice cus rent and food.
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And then change jobs
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Good. Maybe she will retire to one of those refugee communities she championed during her reign. Not likely tho
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They’re called “no go zones” by the German police.
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No they are not you propaganda dong
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[Angela Merkel admits... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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Then sell weekly otm calls
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Wait is there some sort of capital gains tax evasion s... |
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All in on rebounds. Time to go green. Specifically, CAT, AMAT, and AAPL in that order. Can’t wait to come back here tomorrow and cry some more about these.
EDIT: I should include my reasons I suppose.
CAT: way oversold. The uncertainty about materials was already priced i... |
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Fuck my puts. Buying calls.
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Classic knee jerk reaction. Great way to lose money. I say you do it.
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I averaged down on my QQQ puts.
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Atta boy. BEAR GANG
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Half of you retards here voted for him, good job dumb fucks.
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Just conviently ignore all the gains the market has had since he went into office
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you mean the ones that are officially wiped out as of this month?
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Officially?... |
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im doing this right after i sprinkle some e coli around the chipotle by me.
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The [1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack) was the food poisoning of 751 individuals in The Dalles, Oregon, through the ... |
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what in the autistic fuck is going on here
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I think it was in a Danish zoo where they had to kill a giraffe mostly for economic reasons, and it's common for this zoo to show people/children what these animals look inside
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"Come on down to th... |
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Was sure that this sub were a bunch of Trump retards. This is nice to see.
Anyway, SPY Puts still feel right.
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Try seeking alpha if you want to see those idiots in action
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Ho lee fuk.
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Sum Ting Wong
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Yu Dun Fukd
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We Tu Lo
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Lisa Su
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Ding Bang Ow
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Everyone of these is comedy gold!!
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Wai No Pun
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He No Fun
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Do you have thoughts on getting best price? I feel like I decide on something, see the price quote (lets say its 3.50), and then I end up chasing it. Many have advised waiting 30 seconds or a minute befoe moving but of course I am impatient. Not a day trader, so don't care ... |
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Its official this is my favorite sub
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Please explain Op's post and what's happening. I'm so out of loop
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commenting for later, i wanna know too
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So far every reply makes me even more confused
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Why wasn't this even mentioned in the big short
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There's a Narrative that needs to be pushed: the housing bubble and subsequent collapse were solely the result of wall street's greed and ignorance and 'predatory lending.' Certainly a lot of truth to that bu... |
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lol fuck, wasn't expecting that ending. M Night Shyamalan over here. No wonder him and that supermodel (or whatever she was) broke up
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Amber Heard?
Actress, Johnny Depps Ex and a very good looking lady
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She’s bisexual I think, at least th... |
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Wsb getting to r/all was terrible for the sub
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Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular
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Why? People are now more easily able to invest in the free market.
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because by making it more accessible, this sub has become flo... |
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that dudes track record is unbelievable. Like literally I cannot believe he had so many wins followed by so many extreme, outright wrong losses
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"Don't get seduced by past success"
-Bill Gates
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If doing a good job doesn't make you good tha... |
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How much does he make honestly?
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He made a fuck-you amount of money four years ago and then lost almost all of it with a bad investment three years ago
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Why isn't he a mod
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Is his dad gay?
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Like, I don't care about the cashier's, but holistically what this represents is still some kind of worrying
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And what does this represent?..
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Shit dude, it's possible ain't nobody gonna have jobs soon and shits gonna get weird.
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So you're sayin I subscribed to the wrong sub
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Depends, do you like rope and stools?
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Can we use stool softener?
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Can you die from using too much stool softener?
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Yes
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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How does one have 45k+ to his name if he thinks drys is a good long play. God damn. I demand a ban vote for this extreme high level of autism.
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No such levels of autism exist. Has to be fake.
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http://imgur.com/a/r9pfo
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D... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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I went to Walmart and blocked off the water aisle. I've been doing this every day since April.
If this starts trending im gonna make so much fucking money.
I bought a ton of Nestle stocks because everyone is gonna buy chocolate milk when the water gets expensive
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This was **literally** me [yesterday](https://imgur.com/a/53RsfzN).
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Pic related is BABA calls from yesterday. What was yours?
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SPXL calls. They were only 1.05 so I said"why the hell not" and bought 4. It jumped to like $2.60 the next ... |
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Goodbye.
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## Speaker_0: ##
That hit close to home. Except the Jennifer Aniston part, and the wife part. And having a car.
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You sold your children?
## Speaker_2: ##
He's sold some kids, yes.
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They were way overbought. Plan to BTFD after college
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can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
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You can buy an electric Benz that looks like a normal Benz.
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You can buy a ford Fusion hybrid that looks like a ford Fusion
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Hybri... |
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70% just the last 3 months. Great job!
What were your plays?
## Speaker_1: ##
He deposited more money.
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So his gains were "bought, not built"?
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It tells you how much was added, I’m guessing your reading comprehension isn’t your strong... |
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Graduate student soon to be looking for a job. Anyone hiring?
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What feild?
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Research Neuroscience. I can correct English, too.
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learn to correct chinese
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It's your lucky day! I can also type in tra... |
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Is that even -10%. Because I don't think it is.
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Na 6.someshit I think
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That's nothing. Come back when you have lost 60% on some solar or biotech stock.
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lol I'm not that retarded
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Then you don't belong... |
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You owe it to Elon to buy a fucking Tesla.
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It'll happen eventually, it's hard to charge a car when you live in a condo w/ no parking garage, heh.
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Oh and let me know what you're betting on next time. I should have followed your strat bu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Whatever happened to that dude who made this? He was making the best shitposts all year then vanished.
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Had a comment chain with him yesterday on Nvidia. He’s still here just not posting GIFs
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He's a mod here. This is from the great meme war... |
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Not me, but I'm just curious what your age is OP?
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29 so none of you ACTUALLY want to see my tits, pervs.
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Why are you fat or something?
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Not at all but in my experience 24 is the expiration date for most men in finance.
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Is today the lockup expiry or wut
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The first one, yes.
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So a good time to buy is tomorrow right???
## Speaker_2: ##
Only if you think the company isn't a piece of shit, which it is.
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I'm trying to give people somethi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why didn't you tell us earlier faggot
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GET IN ON THE DIP NOW!!!!!!!! I just bought up more. Heading to $5
## Speaker_2: ##
pure speculation
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FDA approval, big conference call this morning, competing with ISRG giant... not really. Extreme... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
9:30-4 i'm glued to my phone idgaf
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Do you work in an office?
## Speaker_0: ##
College student. I usually trade in class lol.
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College student gambles with life savings
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Bright future ahead
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## Speaker_0: ##
Y'all are my niggas. If you want to make money, buy the following right now.
- 1 20 Apr QQQ 155 puts for $280
- 1 20 Apr QQQ 163 calls for $280
Total: $560
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I'm new here, ended up on a whim. Can anyone give me a really quick rundown on how/where I can do t... |
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