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Were you all in calls or a mix of stock/options?
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This account was all options. Mostly ITM Jan20, while cycling 60day ITM calls. Still holding over 4200 shares.
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"This account"
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I just realized how poor I am.
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"As an American, it is my God given right to become rich by selling my home to a Chinese speculator. These millennials need to get a third job so they can contribute to my social security." - Baby Boomers
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Substitute American for Westerner and your post is... |
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My palms are already bloodied.
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What is your average?
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They're European options so it's hard to determine exactly. I bought £4K before earnings and have been averaging down ever since. I reckon I have £4K at 31.5, £3k at high 29's and anoth... |
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Oof just watched some of the 60 minutes. “People who watched the podcast know I don’t know how to smoke weed, I- I- I don’t know how to smoke anything really!” Lmao
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...except cash.
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True dat. He burns cash like it's his fuckin job.
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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This. MOTHER. FUCKER.
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Stop being pissed and start playing the pattern. Ole pres is gonna double down once he gets the upper hand back, he does it on every single major deal.
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"The Pattern" What are you, fucking retarded? There is no pat... |
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Holy shit
*Doesn't go cash because he isn't a giant faggot*
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QQQ PUTS FAGGOT
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How much, when you got them?
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https://imgur.com/a/9MVUgrd
Bought yesterday at market open
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Why the fuck are you looking at 3... |
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What about fucking nugs
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Gold seemed to spike when he was talking about immigration and ISIS but pretty much settled down after that.
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JNUG/NUGT don't correlate 100% to gold. Though, they have a similar movement.
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Heard... |
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I hope you make it, can you explain why you think WMT is under-valued? Because I have a hard time assigning a price over $80 to WMT
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Sure they made half a fucking trillion dollars last year and they own part of JD (china exposure) and they own most of FlipKa... |
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This is it for me guys, I don't know how I'm getting myself out of this one. ATVI destroyed me. I am fucked beyond belief.
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How fucked? Like using your savings fucked?
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Yep
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Damn bro sorry. Getting destroyed too but ... |
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Because we have a new NAFTA already drafted and agreed by the 3 countries
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It hasn’t been agreed on. All the countries have to ratify in their legislature. It has to get past the new Dem house.
It’s far from a done deal.
People celebrating moon Monday wa... |
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Are they losing customers?
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It’s not growing as fast as some of the retarded Wall Street analysts think it should.
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Fuck unit sales growth. If they can raise prices 20% but only 5% leave, that's a huge win.
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Yea, until any ... |
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Play Socialist games, win Socialist prizes.
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Seattle. Complete dump in some areas. Has gotten so much worse with the homeless problem. I mean the heroin is amazing here but damn. Tough love, ya can’t give people everything that don’t wanna change.
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What a time to be alive! This is why i voted to unban him. God speed fsc.. #TheFinalYolo
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#I don't want to be rude but..[You have the charisma of a damp rag](https://youtu.be/bypLwI5AQvY) and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I... |
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I had 30% of my portfolio in it fuck fuck fuck
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100 percent with margin here. Fuckkk
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Pics or it didn't happen
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http://imgur.com/a/KpYBr
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Well you delivered.
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Go fund me is the biggest scam in the game lol
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Been saying this for years lmao. Plenty of chicks post their pic and a sob story about needing help for bills or college and people actually donate to that shit.
They use the money for whatever ofcourse.
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Who wants to be the guy who just has a ETF or the guy who is creating businesses and dealing with people instead? How else did he get to bang so many attractive women?
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>How else did he get to bang so many attractive women?
I mean, he pays for them.
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Ok, so I bought some of TVIX day before yesterday. The thing is, how fucked am I? I thought VIX products were just simple derivatives that makes money outta volatility of the market. But apparently it's fucking time bomb according to Bloomberg... I'm so scared now....
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not very smart are you
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Your post history is "The Donald" and calling the NY Times "fake news". IQ must be bigly.
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yup. better than being on the spectrum like you
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Careful there, you are slowly becoming a snowflake. Next thi... |
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Should've started in RH, the fees you'd have saved would put you over the line
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I only pay $4.99 per trade and I don’t day trade. I’d guess I’ve only bought and sold maybe 100 times. That’s $500 in trades
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Are you doing some options or... |
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Yeah but it didn't beat the estimate of how much it's going to beat the estimates.
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There’s truth in your words, John smith
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Now, a poor man once asked me for a nickel. I said: "you've got a fine young sister there, I will buy her for a nic... |
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>don't have that sitting in my bank account right now
You mean you invested your emergency fund instead of keeping it in an Ally 1.4% savings account?
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I invested my 12k emergency fund and i'm up to 25k right now(I trickled a few more k in, maybe 16k tot... |
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Well she's certainly advertising a product I'm interested in.
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cankels?
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Half the people posting here are kids, I'd still tap that (but I've seen a vagina in actual real life)
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Nobody is denying an average man would ta... |
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Why do amazon options have to be so expensive? :'(
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Because the underlying is $$$$$$$.
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What's the PE ratio? You really think it's going to grow that much? Aren't these companies already servicing everybody?
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They’re at abo... |
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This was in MN last night, I saw a meme being created in person.
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Who is the strange looking person on the stage?
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Post Malone
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I'm older, Post Malone confuse the fuck out of me. I used to be able to identify styles. I would... |
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This guy is a fucking loser.
Parents offer to pay him 1100 to get a new apartment, mom offers to help him find an apartment, parents offer to pay to get his car fixed, he got fired from Best Buy for not being able to work sat, and is suing Best Buy for like $384k. He "owns ... |
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Where does Elon even get cash like that? I thought he was borrowing against his Tesla equity already?
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The crazy thing is as TSLA goes up he gets more shares, so this might be a bet on it squeezing to his next goal giving him 1.69 million shares. So it could... |
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You either have Fuck YOU money or balls bigger than Justified's, maybe both... good for you, faggot
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I haven’t added to my portfolio since $30k I just made two good trades. All of this is “FU” money I guess, I pretend it isn’t real.
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what's... |
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Trump is an enthonationalist moron. "Protectionism/mercentalism is bad" is like Econ 101.
It's amazing how many people on this sub ride his dick even though the goons behind Trump's throne make policy decisions that have a detrimental impact to the economy. If you wanna mak... |
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Another NVDA thread, another chance to ask my question.
Nvidia's earnings report is Thursday, after-hours, do you guys not think that, even if they smash the D, that it's not already baked in? What other reason is the stock rising, I assumed it's solely because it's the lea... |
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What’s his net worth now?
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Probably 60 mil with 50+ million in Ireland
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I thought he “only” had $30M
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There's a H3H3 podcast he called into that was pretty unbearable but he asked a "hypothetical" to them... he said, (parap... |
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I dont hink he actually defrauded the people, but I think the jury is going to throw him away based on how the media painted him as the face for healthcare profiteering. If you listen to him you understand how the healthcare R&D cycle works and how increasing the price ... |
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Ayyyyyyyyy, my interest is raised ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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She is simultaneously the best and worst thing to happen to our economy in decades. What an interesting woman.
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Explain your position. Legit curiosity.
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The combination of art... |
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I am a Trump voter and I hate Amazon, hated them for years and will continue to hate them till I'm dead. I hope Jack Ma rips Jeff Bezos heart out of his chest and eats it in front of him. Long $BABA $EBAY $WMT
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Ok but why
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Shitty busines... |
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That's part of why the Uber/Lyft train is still rolling; people believe that they will figure out "all this self driving car shit"
As someone who works in the industry spoiler alert they are going to figure it out. Big money at play. That is the direction things are going... |
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Where do you bitches get all these money from?
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Not being neets
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>Not being neets
If you don't know who you just called a neet you need to read more and talk less on this sub.
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Who? Some fag that plays fireteam?
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So long US treasuries, and short gold and silver. Got it! ��
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This is actually probably not a bad idea.
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Been buying T-Bills all year.
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I bought literal gold, literal physical gold (Aside from concrete gold). It's stupid but... |
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Tesla is still a shit company. This stock moves up because of dumb fucks licking up his cum as he ejaculates all over the face of America. It's only a matter of time. Might be a few days, might be a few months. But Tesla is going to take a hard dive down at some point 2018.
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this is the weakest reaction i've ever imagined to something of brexit's magnitude
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same, what a joke of a crash, oh well, we shall see next week.
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I keep on asking people who think this is a disaster, "why"?
And I'm told it's just too comp... |
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He looks way too much like he knows what he’s doing for this sub
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That's my strategy for my day job too. 6 or 7 screens with meaningless graphs/code on them and no one questions the one with Reddit up.
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Thats just genius.
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He is right to be honest. And this will end with other countries dropping tariffs for a new massive bull run.
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I’m not a fan of how he does it, but there are absolute elements to his ends.
Also fuck the media whenever they report the USA wanting to put tari... |
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Why only calls, if you wanted a true RNG do puts too, and do like random options that are within 1 STD from the strike price lol.
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It's not true rng - stoncks usually go up, from what my kindergarten teacher said. And so it's easier to guess right that so... |
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I heard people saying there's no way Elon could figure out a way to pay off my college tuition debt.
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That say it can’t be done
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They are right
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Gender studies might have been a bad call.
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Only bad call ... |
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Marx said workers should own the means of production. The problem is Marx was a moron who didn’t understand that’s exactly what the stock market is.
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Plebs be so dumb �� if u work at walmart and need foodstamps to not die of malnutrition, u should just buy h... |
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Are you really comparing Etsy to amazon? Someone ban this dude
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With that mentality you will never be rich bro.
The market is tough, you (and amazon) can't expect to roam the world without any competitors.
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Looking at your post history, you... |
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It's supply and demand, why do these people get so pissy.
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because apparently businesses primary duty is to lose money and help people
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Why do you think they would be losing money at the original price?
Considering they will likely be fly... |
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Why were you using rh with a 25k account any trade in that account would make the commission mute
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The graphs and the app bro
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Ok +1 for the graphs
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If you look at the apps for the big brokers they're weak.
Robinhood's th... |
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I heard someone actually did this.. it was an accident though and people weren't aware immediately it was a real corpse. Google that shit.
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This incident wasn’t an accident: http://www.wboc.com/story/4036942/body-hanging-from-tree-mistaken-for-halloween-deco... |
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Solid purchase OP, you successfully spent one dollar on something worth no dollars
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The WSB strategy
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0% of the time, it works 100% of the time.
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need calculator, brb
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Divided by zero error
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Guess he had the right post but wrong timing
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You have more karma on this comment than I do across the posts. Typical reddit
Edit: wtf my post got like 30 karma this guy screenshots my shit and it’s up 2k. I can’t win on pointless things either lately
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I don't get it, three years ago you made a thread saying you were getting $600k in life insurance. What is this picture showing
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420 blaze it faggot
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Where'd the other $180k go
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spent it all on hookers and blow smh
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This is all fun and games until April 2019 when you have a monthly payment on top of ~$8k in taxes that you didn't plan on. Best of luck OP.
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If OP doesn’t immediately pay off the loan and put away the 8k taxes he deserves to lose everything
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bullshit, you can't sue a company for bad earnings or stock crash. He should sue WallStreet for causing the crash :p
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They’re probably suing him for presumed insider trading
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More likely they are going to sue for misleading investors sinc... |
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Do it, specifically buy tons of commodities and options.
Just kidding, don't do that. How much are we talking here? If it's over 500k, just hire a financial advisor and let them handle it before you turn into the guy that dumped 700k into AMD calls
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You... |
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what about a rope
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Life Pro Tip: A telephone cord can sustain up to 500 pounds of weight for some hours. You don't even NEED a handgun!
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Except noone has telephones with cords anymore and to buy one off of ebay is expensive
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Fuck me for having a job unrelated to trading I guess
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Guess I'm self employed?
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I went with engineer because there are engineers where I work.
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Right? I sit near some of those.
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and they're all idiots w... |
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Why pay off the BMW? Treat yourself to another car. Duhhh!
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My car payment is $750 a month, that's why.
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M3?
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Yeppers. 2011 black hardtop convertible.
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Payments on a 6 year old car. You really are wsb mate... |
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This shit still doesn't make any fucking sense.
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It the user base. It's INSANELY hard to start a social media site and get that kind of following.
It's worth it because of the people, not the product
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Instagram stories seems to have cut th... |
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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That’s a way better rate than a margin loan. Just saying.
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It was actually 0.13% this year but it fluctuates +- 0.05%
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Max ... |
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tfw you don't think share price can go any lower than a penny and then they announce a reverse stock split
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tfw Twitter announces a 10000:1 reverse split because their dumpster fire has burned down to a penny fire
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Twitter is doing so horri... |
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We are autistic, remember
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I never forget.
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do you like apricots?
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Does anybody?
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don't dodge the question.
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“Look, having apricots—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and... |
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Cash out, buy lambo.
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That't the reason I had to go all in. [Everyone](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ptud9/that_guy_who_made_140k_off_nvda_puts_rtx_on/?ref=share&ref_source=link) was saying I couldn't afford it.
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in january and did not sell at 1.53 fuckers holding gbsn for the stock, but this is fucking dumb and the executives have confidence in which way to go after waste and profiteering in the short term. pussy i am. purely for the past year so that breakeven might take a hit co... |
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I am betting on a drop.
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Oh no. Too many WSB's thinking drop. Switching to calls. Lol
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Look at my history with ULTA
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bro ive seen you on relypsa stocktwit boards or some shit. i remember thinking you were retarted.
b... |
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I applaud your bearish position but your strike prices are too low and your expiration dates are too close bruh
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How much money would he make if he was deeply ITM at the expiration date?
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At $100 AAPL it would be $1,725,300 for the entire... |
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Yes. Engineering. It helps fund my massive losses.
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There was a survey a while back, there's a shitload of engineers on wsb. Probably the perfect combination of downtime and expendable income
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can confirm
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+1. all day spent ... |
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I can’t believe people pay to read his books and listen to his bullshit. It’s seriously common sense. Pay off your credit cards and all your debt.
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And best case scenario if the market gods favor, a person can retire at about the same time that they need ne... |
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Is this guy fucked?
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Prrrobably. I think he violated the letter of the law but the fact there are no actual victims may work in his favor.
I have a couple friends linked to the law business and they always say juries are unpredictable.
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Fi... |
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Even if he doesn't want to put his money in the stock market he could at least throw it in a mix of bonds and probably get a 3%\-5% yield with little\-no risk. It's like people are literally trying to be poor
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Can you show me what mix of bond... |
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Why haven't you moved to a real country yet?
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I prefer real healthcare
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Just because we all have red portfolios doesn't mean we are communists like you, comrade.
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I made over 40% returns on weed stocks over a month eve... |
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#WITH 56 SHARES FROM 2016.
What a timeline we live in.
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That was 56 right? I was working and listening to CNBC and I heard the guy say 56. I was like maybe I heard that wrong. That's crazy he was there with 56 shares.
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Not just that, h... |
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Could’ve been the people bombing them
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Plot of Casino Royale
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Fuckin spoilers mate
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Spoilers have expiries, bb.
That movie is older than half this sub.
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Whoosh
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Maybe. Or ma... |
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"InVesTMents"
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http://thestockmarketwatch.com/stock/?stock=IVTM
>
Innovative Micro Technology, Inc. engages in the provision of turn-key foundry s...
MICRO
ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES
MICRON
AMD AND MU CALLS SECURED.
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Underrated comment
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Vote for liberals. They hate democracy.
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Yes, the party that pushes for greater voter registration, passed the Voting Rights Act and fought the Republican efforts to strip it in SCOTUS, hates democracy. Mmhmm. Not the party that regularly pushes for limitati... |
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The fuck? Just transfer the video and texts, gibe the phones back. How long does that take...
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(1) do they have access to the phones? I forgot if Apple has given FBI the backdoor entries to these phones.
(2) If they do, isn't that an invasion of privacy? I ... |
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>It was written on the back of what appears to be Shkreli's typed analysis of the computer programming language Python.
PLEASE POST SHKRELI PYTHON THOUGHTS
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Jesus he's such a fucking tool. Spends like 1 week learning the most forgiving scripting language... |
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I'm literally going to give whatever kids I have in the future an investment account and have that be their allowance. They can keep, or withdraw whatever they want, as long as they don't go under my initial contribution into them to get them started.
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They... |
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The market is like on coke, everything is GETTING BETTER AND HIGHER.
When will the comedown even begin?
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Dotcom 2.0
A lot of money will be won and lost in a short amount of time. If anyone old enough to remember the last time it happened, whats something y... |
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How do you live in a library? Where do you shower?
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I shower at work
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Follow up question. Does the library close and you just hide out or are there other homeless people lurkinlg around all night?
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There are other homeles... |
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Will you *actually* release the Wu-Tang album since Trump won, or were you full of shit the whole time?
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yeah the wu-tang control part of it and i'm not sure they want it out
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AKA "I lied" lol cant even keep your word fuckboy.
You were sure... |
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WeWork has 15000 employees, so 20% is 3000. That is a lot of fucking tequila, all being bankrolled by the company using debt.
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what the hell do 15000 employees possibly even do? maybe i don’t understand what this company is, but isn’t that like 14000 too man... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Waste of time and money. Clear violation of ACPA anti-cybersquatting laws. Admire the moxie, but he needs to head back to the drawing board on this plan.
## Speaker_1: ##
You're a dumbass who doesn't know what you are talking about. ACPA cybersquatting laws are only violate... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He cited DACA as the reason? Didn't he want to get rid of DACA in the first place? And now he's saying Democrats abandoned them?
Why can't he stop fucking with us?
Edit: begone you TD tag thots
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes, he wants borderwall funding in exchange for DACA
## Wal... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Toxic? Who us?
Just a bit of light hazing.
## Speaker_1: ##
Shut up retard.
## Speaker_2: ##
YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING COMMA YOU COLLOSAL IMBECILE. NO FUCKING WONDER YOUR PORTFOLIO DRAINS LIKE A GOD DAMN COLANDER FULL OF OVERPRICED POPSICLES
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just for cla... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hold. This thing is going to 130.
## Speaker_1: ##
why?
why would people use some silly merchant site to buy stuff when they could use amazon or walmart or even ebay?
## Walls1337bot: ##
AhahahhahHahah no
## Speaker_1: ##
have you or anyone you know ever bought somethin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Count to ten at 9:35 AM tomorrow. In those ten seconds, Jeff Bezos, the owner and founder of Amazon, just lost more money than the median employee of Amazon makes in an entire year. An entire year.
## Speaker_1: ##
without bezos, those amazon employees might not even have ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
bet u a dollar 9/21 would be red day for MU
## Speaker_1: ##
Write me a call at 1 dollar a pop then
## Walls1337bot: ##
9/21 50C is sub 1.50. Snap them boys before IV adjusts. 7% move from close today and we’re ITM
## Speaker_2: ##
Lol expecting MU to move up 7%.
It'll... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jim Cramer ran 1 billion simulations, and determined that the Yankees would win the World Cup.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ahh, now it makes sense to short SHOP
## Speaker_2: ##
*IHOP
## Speaker_3: ##
*IHOB
## Speaker_4: ##
It doesn't really matter what they're called as long as t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buying 500k usd worth of MTCH
## Speaker_1: ##
If this doesn't get you laid Idk what will.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I got laid more when I was poor.
## Speaker_2: ##
How was the quality though?
## Walls1337bot: ##
IG models (read as sugar babies / gold digging hoes) fuck li... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s actually what I said in my response to them
## Speaker_2: ##
Proof or ban
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
## Speaker_1: ##
Congrats. Any plans from here?
## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump’s name was synonymous with success and making money for decades lol
You keep trying though
EDIT: be more mad you losers
## Speaker_1: ##
It’s been said many times before, but Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man.
## Speaker_0: ##
That doesn’t hold water.
Dude... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So do they end up with the same income yearly?
## Speaker_1: ##
Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
## Speaker_2: ##
Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Am I gay if I got a little teary-eyed while reading this?
History is being made boys.
## Speaker_1: ##
Did you see Acosta fucking screaming “did you talk about Otto warmbier?” what a faggot
## Speaker_2: ##
Anything to turn this into a negative story about Trump. I can't... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sec investigated some insider info, the sub went private for 5 hours or so no more info about it.
## Speaker_1: ##
I hope they didn’t investigate me
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Helo, is SEC, you are being investigations. Send 7500 USD wester union to clear record. Act fast, agen... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Damn, they're recommending a JAN 140 straddle on LULU. I was hoping to go for calls, but I'm really unsure of impact of tariffs, etc like they note.
## Speaker_1: ##
Fundamentally, Puts make more sense for LULU, not to mention the broader market momentum lately.
## Speake... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Racist overtones? Got that wrong cuck
## Speaker_1: ##
Found the unironic trump supporter
## Speaker_2: ##
Really not racist though.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Not all trump supporters are racists, but all racists are trump supporters.
## Speaker_2: ##
Isn’t that like saying ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
GRUBHUB PUTS
CHIPOTLE PUTS
Too late for AMERICAN AIRLINE calls ? PUTS then?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why puts on GRUB?
## Speaker_0: ##
There’s honestly just so much competition between GRUBHUB seamless Uber eats . Now even meal pal. Door dash . I live in nyc haven’t used gru... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is awesome. Gambling is fun, and you're proof that it's possible to win sometimes. Great fucking job.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's a game of skill, really.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Much like slots and roulette yes.
## Speaker_1: ##
More like poker or blackjack, slots and roulett... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This probably won’t age well.
EDIT: They posted a profit of $2.92 per share. I wish I did as well in my portfolio today as I did with this meme.
## Speaker_1: ##
Don’t the call after hours?
## Speaker_0: ##
Smart investors sell the run up to earnings.
EDIT: I’m a whore ... |
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