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I love how "crash" is less than 1% these days. Worst volatility since Ronald Regan was president and I was like 3 years old LOL
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Surprised you can use a computer you old fucking shit
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If it's 89 when he was 3, he's not that old. Speaking of ... |
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Closed my COST calls right before the bell for 65%... waiting to see if I missed out or not.
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Sold out too, although I was at 300% gains. Potentially lost out on another 100% :(
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65 is great. 300 is fucking phenomenal. Stay golden pony boy.... |
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wouldnt gun stocks go down...? Help me if I am not understanding the logic here.
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More talk of gun control = more paranoid right wingers buying firearms = better earnings.
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I know 3 family members who decided they need an ar-15 now. Seeming... |
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That sucks the brokerage can force close you like that. They lent you the position. Is that the standard practice? I have never shorted, I typically buy puts.
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...you're joking, right?
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Joking about never shorting a position? Why woul... |
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which one of you held a gun to his head, and told him to loose $25,000 ?
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lol 25k = down payment on a house.
must be bum fuck no where.
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Dude I lived out in rural area for couple years and the houses are sold for $15-25k total. Old people d... |
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I am in on 8/17 $12.50 puts, snap is down 7% on open and I still lost money lmaooooo
Edit: Down 8% now and still red!
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IV CRUNCHY CRUNCH BB ��
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No coming back from this huh?
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if it moves enough your ass might be saved.
nex... |
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Did you know about the fraud or suspect it?
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No I had no idea.
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Good answer
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If you believe it a jury will too
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You better delete that boyyyyy
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he isnt smart they definately dont pay h... |
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When you take Addy it doesn't fuckin matter what time the market opens.
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Unless you're actually ADD so you don't tweak. Feelsbadman
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Who is talking about tweaking? Even for ADD people, like myself, Adderall still gets rid of fatigue an... |
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fuck, this is actually worrying.
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you know how many idiots follow this guy?
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Yea, so many people call in or just flat out follow his every REEE
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Do you think the Nasdaq/Dow/SP can actually "Crash" within the next few hours?
&a... |
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I honestly think this crashes hard tomorrow followed on Friday, there was no reason for this face ripper other than being oversold
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I agree. That was a short sell squeeze. Trump is back and tweeting , Japan is losing momentum now, futures keep getting redder... |
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>Referring to what he called “ridiculous and unfair” tariffs on U.S. imports, Trump said, “It’s going to stop — or we’ll stop trading with them. And that’s a very profitable answer, if we have to do it.”
alright look buddy if you're going to bluff don't make it so fuckin... |
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Well one rule is, if I make 400% return in the same trading day I take it and run you cuck
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lol then how do you make 500% fuckin dumbass
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see that's what I was going for, backfired... hard
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Shoot when I’m up 20% on calls ... |
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Positions bro
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Only 2 right now. Bac type b warrants and UAA (bag holder)
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I thought you couldn’t buy the BAC warrants on Robin Hood?
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I bought them and 3 days later they send me an email saying that I was too dumb and that ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Millennials hate cruises.
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Millenials don't hate cruises. People that can afford a proper vacation hate cruises.
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Cruises are dope fuck off with that, all you can drink for a week @$800?
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I hate em. If I can't get a cr... |
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positions or ban, I am tired of this chart with no idea of what your game is.
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hi sorry i was figuring out how to upload imgur in comments lol
http://imgur.com/gallery/2HwQYOq
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Get out 10k and keep going with the rest. Trust me on this. One ... |
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Very nice to see the Brits take as much heed to their dirty hippy petition process as the white house
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Petitions are for pussies. You want real change you better be prepared to get up in someone's grill.
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like in dallas
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You sound like Steve Carell.
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I really can't tell if your joking
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It is literally a sub plot of The Big Short.
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thats what I was gonna say lol
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How did you get "faggot" flair? Can I get some sort of derogato... |
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How much is that is Freedom cash?
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Around $2500 USD?
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lol I was impressed by the $3k but $2500?
Gay
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It's less than that, ~2200 - exchange fees
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That's practically losing money IMO
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Consi... |
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Agreed
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Disney is going to wreck Netflix.
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I keep hearing this but don't know exactly how people are comparing. Disney, which produces content for children, is going to out do NFLX, which produces content, more or less, for adults ?
Secon... |
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Was making 130k + 20% yearly bonus + 10% employer match working as a chem engineer for a biotech. Maxed out my yearly IRA plus the $18.5k 401k limit. Bought a 4-bedroom house in the Boston Metro area for rock bottom prices, did a bunch of reno work myself. All that shit w... |
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Maybe you should start with a grammar book..
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Fixed it, jerkoff.
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Haha sorry, didn't mean to be rude.
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It's not rude to be rude here. It would be impolite not to be.
Fuckass.
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EAT A DICK FAGGOT
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Pussy wouldn't make it through a shift in my kitchen.
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I thought the working at McDonalds thing was just a meme heh.
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McDonalds? You couldn't afford my burger bro.
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Hmm so the first comment wasn't a joke?
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Impressive. How's your normal month?
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I started options trading ~3 to 4 months ago after browsing wsb and realizing I don't want weak ass 5% compounded returns so I can retire at 70 years old. I gained a lot on the Nvidia boost from 95 to 110 and then procee... |
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Dude makes a fucking golf analogy and blames democrat resistance to his expensive wall?
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He saved three times as much by pulling out of Syria.
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Yeah but that was retarded too
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Yeah I love foreign wars in the middle east
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congrats mate, 5k closer to your first mill
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Setting my sights on 100k first haha but I'll get there!
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Dude you so will! This was me in January, at 96 now, you got this! Nice day!
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I have 18k right now and I would dream to g... |
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is any tsla priced under 420 just free money at this point?
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No, otherwise the share price would be at or very close to $420. There is no guarantee that Musky will get the shareholder vote to take $TSLA private. And he might be full of shit to squeeze the ... |
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Mod the only fuck making money here and turn this sub around from cock sucking RobinHood bitches to WallStreet bros.
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Just bc you're not making any money, doesn't mean other people on here aren't either
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If OptionsMonster90 isn’t making mone... |
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I’m genuinely curious if she survived that
EDIT: Apparently that is a dude.
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Shoes came off. He's dead.
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Is this a legit measure
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If your shoes come off the force is great enough that you most likely died.
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'Large position'. Bro its average sized at best
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It’s above average 7 figs
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Just under 6 figs. Got it.
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Depend on if you measure from the balls or taint
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Well shit I didn't realize taint was an option he... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You did back-to-back YOLO plays with 100% of your net worth?! LOL
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The way hes talking about money you can tell he's got family wealth to rel... |
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Ok 4chan, getting Trump into the whitehouse was impressive, but how about this guy?
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I'd actually prefer Shkreli in some ways, now that you mention it.
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I'd prefer Shkreli in all the ways. He seems intelligent and ruthless.
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When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol
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he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.
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Man, I love when something monumental happens there are always the hindsight warriors that post the "You should have listened to me and my crystal ball" or the "Of course it was going to do X, just look at my retrofitted Technical Analysis". It's just as bad as "It's already... |
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you do realize that was the day they broke the 1ghz barrier, which they did before intel
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Okay, and they're breaking the 1ghz barrier today, so why is the price so low? EMH my ass
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let me give you a history of AMD
during the very earl... |
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Macrons marriage is so fucking weird
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She was his high school teacher
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wait....is that actually true?
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yea, when he was a freshman in high school they hooked up. And her daughter was in the same class too. Hey this is fran... |
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This is the Ackman Herbalife problem round 2 to me. I’m pretty sure you’re right and I’m pretty sure he was right too, but it doesn’t mean you won’t lose your ass.
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Ackman lost money caz he was a dick. If he had stfu. Icahn wouldn’t have pumped the shit out ... |
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57k shares at $1.69
:-)
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WOW!
How long have you held?
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Since March. I'm holding for a buyout.
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You're up 10x or a buck something a share?
Me confused
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I'm up slightly under 10x right now. I ha... |
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Still holding SPY puts
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F
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someone doesnt know the difference between a call and put
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No I’m just not a bear fag.
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Trump is NOT going to like this...
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Only people who won’t like it are liberals.
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That don’t make much sense!
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Sure it does. They hate trump so much that they would hate this success because it’s trump...literally a nazi.
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That’s more than 85% of americans have in savings...
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Her family is wealthy and lived in one of the wealthiest districts in new york
If I was born into a wealthy connected family and only had 7 stacks id be a failure
My inmigrant barely speaking english gi... |
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Do you have thoughts on getting best price? I feel like I decide on something, see the price quote (lets say its 3.50), and then I end up chasing it. Many have advised waiting 30 seconds or a minute befoe moving but of course I am impatient. Not a day trader, so don't care ... |
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How did prices tank right as the clock hit 2pm? Powell hadn't spoken yet and even if they released the data, wouldn't it take time for someone to actual read it before making a decision? Or did big players know in advance but had to wait until 2pm to not make it look suspici... |
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�� gang checking in
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NSFL
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My son ���� can be homer sexual ��️�� My daughter ���� can be lebanese �� But I will NEVER ‼️ Raise a child ���� who likes Jake and Logan Paul ����
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What about Rupaul?
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Collateral damage!
No Paul's hardware eithe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
SNAP AUG $15 PUT
Buy'em
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Here's my dilemma- I, like most people, expect Snap to miss earnings and have moderate - poor guidance. With that being said, why would they choose to release IPO if they knew they were going to have a bad quarter? Not sure about h... |
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Are they even an ipo
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If they were then you could bet your ass I’d be buying. They have infected literally every social circle I hang with. And most of these juulers are spending 15-30 bucks on pods every week. When they lose their Juul, they don’t even hes... |
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This comes too late after the rate hike which was released more than an hour ago, therefore it likely wasn't that, especially since it was the expected result.
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You know about the rate hike... Why are you asking about the market shitting?
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I... |
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NFLX is an unstoppable force
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Are you still holding your 100k short?
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Yeah it's painful
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Holy fuck why
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cuz fgt
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It may someday go the way of blockbuster, but by then his grandchildren w... |
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Couple of major differences between then and now but no worries lol. Can't imagine we dip below $2500 today with PPT trying to maintain this thing but we shall see. Seriously though who is buying stocks to go long while this moron is spouting off about trade wars stemming... |
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$GOOS 54C FDs
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Now sell it. You know the rules. If it's good enough to screen shot, then it's good enough to sell.
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I tell myself this every time, and i fail to follow through every time
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I sold out of all my contracts a... |
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Shit looks like it's hitting the fan and the only thing this faggot is thinking about is buy $MU. What a warrior.
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Seriously can we get this guy in the front page.
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hes a fucking wsb legend imho
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I don't know. I bought 1... |
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No shit.
I never got a good answer as to what a Russian 'hack' would even entail. Illegal voting in swing states? Nope. Pressuring the electoral college? Nope. Letting the Dems fix their primaries and input a bad candidate? Sure lol.
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Holy sh*t who the hell bought Jan '18 21 calls? This isn't just autism, this is something much worse, and darker.
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They might have been written in a while ago, like maybe Jan ‘17, when the AMD stock subreddit consensus price for Jan ‘18 was somewhere around.... |
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time inverted options
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that's why I need book recommendation's too, no idea what that means and I don't play with what I don't know
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Well shit OP, time inverted options are probably the easiest way to double your money quick. Call your ba... |
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If he’s still holding then he’s down to around $500k.
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Dang, dude could've bought 2 Lamborghini's or feed an entire African village for months with that money.
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I'll take the lambos
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My mom says there a lot of black people i... |
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Louisiana Purchase was a pretty dumb move on France's part
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Selling land they couldn't hope to hold? They got free money
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Pretty much this. France had almost no ability to conquer and manage that land on their own. It took America another... |
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next stop: $0
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Nope. Withdrawing it all and putting a down payment on a new car
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Don't forget about taxes.
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Any good suggestions for that? I feel like I should plug the tax money into something safe.
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This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
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I'm sure its not. check your Pnl Statement.
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Good bot
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that WallStreetBot is not a bot.
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wow I'm unbanned from me_irl
edit: oh this is wsb...still banned from me_irl
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Send them a modmail if you're just blocked by the karma restriction, they'll unblock you
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No I got banned for a specific comment
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send them o... |
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We need someone who will run this country like a business.
Wrecks the country and then finds out a country can’t file for bankruptcy.
Dang.
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I mean, I guess it can sorta file for bankruptcy. Just tell everyone it owes money to to "fuck off, come and tak... |
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As if any of us could afford a car like that, let alone just the license plate.
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I pinched a P85 from my TSLA gainshole, but it's a plebe non-AP so I might as well have just bought a Prius or *shudder* a volt.
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Wut
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#I PINC... |
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Weekly options
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Must be otm at time of purchase
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So do F and D actually stand for anything or is it literally just "Faggots' Delight", which just means an OTM weekly
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Just means an OTM weekly. Bonus points if it's really ... |
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Beta decay is rarely relevant for leveraged etfs in a short term (8-16 years) parabolic bull run, but it would bite you in the ass if you just bought and held over a few macro scale economic cycles.
Also the SEC hates fun and doesn't let anyone make a leveraged ETF over 3x.... |
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Month chart or ban plz
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Wanna go year bitch?
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Easy buddy. Over here with $60,000 like you just bought a yacht. Shhh come talk shit when it's $300,000.
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Fact. I just jus don't want da ban ☹️
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But you do... |
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Can't never get used to 6 fig RH account. Use a real broker man! Have all that money.
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Curious, I’ve seen a couple people mention that having a 6fig rh is a bad idea. Any reason? I saw a couple times that their support team isn’t that great, but are their an... |
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Can you imagine if Amazon, Facebook or Google were invented today? The ISPs could simply charge them for speedy access to their customers. There would be no shareholder value outside of the ISPs.
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Oh yeah! For sure! And all the ISPs would just enjoy huge EP... |
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That bull was like I want to live, i’m going to fight this...
::Balls get bitten off::
Never mind, forget it just kill me, make it fast.
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if you watch the full video you will see they did not make it fast, in fact they were eating him from his anus on whil... |
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How do you guys know what to get calls and puts in? Are you just looking at when their earnings come out and yolo it, or it there some strategy to your madness?
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Well in this case OP said he bought on 8/14, Walmart has been trading pretty consistently around... |
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Nice explanation about the Greeks. My question is when “MU / any meme stock” goes up 1$ my option would go up 0.45$ AND my DELTA would go up 0.23$ correct?? because of the 0.23 Gamma?
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exactly. so if Mu went up $1, your current delta ($.45) + current gamma ... |
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Rip
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Is it possible he edited his comment recently? Or is this actually legit. Wtf
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No asterisk near the comment, it’s unedited. Damn.
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No it's definitely legit, I remember reading it when that post came out. I ended up putting it in my calenda... |
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> Having Bloomberg Anywhere
Sorry this sub is for autistic retail traders not people who make real money
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Explain all this to us normies
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Lets you access terminal without a terminal.
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Expand on that
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Bl... |
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Don't forget about Papa Buffett wanting those cheap shares also
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I wouldn’t put it past him. There were some articles and fairly well supported theories that he was behind the Dakota access pipeline protests to protect his railway interests.
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People tends to be ignorant about having the privilege of having certain degree of tolerance for uncertainty.
If you live paycheque to paycheque, money up front is better, because you have zero tolerance for any uncertainty. It’s either food or hungry.
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Al... |
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But for real why isn't Lizzy "Murder eyes" Holmes in jail yet?
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Cuz she blonde and hot. Well, for corporate standards.
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#metoo
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but a backslash before the \#
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#Holy shit hashtag is what makes text big
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## Speaker_0: ##
Proof/screenshots and write-ups detailing the climb in previous posts:
[Original post: $2,000 to $64,000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8i3esy/started_w_2000_grew_it_to_64000_in_8_months/)
[First update: $2,000 to $200,000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wall... |
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Seems like a decent goal-driven guy that knows what he wants to do and knows his purpose.
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His purpose is to shuffle papers and be vague about his real job to girls in the meatpacking district...
Thing is those hoes know.
They know he is just a back office... |
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Do you guys think Trump passed ECO 101?
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He has an undergraduate economics degree form the top business school in the country.
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Usually people who go to Wharton don’t advocate for trade wars
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not unless he was short every... |
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u/baddaytrader
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I’m long at 47. This sucks but isn’t that bad. Not my fault OP can’t do his own DD. I don’t think many people expected tech to shit the bed this week. Hopefully amd and fb saves the rest of the week.
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No holdings? Difficult to read chart?
Fuck off.
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1) I already closed out the positions in a panic once I saw my gains evaporate
2) In what way is a graph that states current annualized return, a percentage labeled Y-axis and an X-axis labeled by month d... |
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if only we followed your advice last time we'd be up 7% instead of down 50%
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Who tf wants single digit gains over 6 months?
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That shit adds up
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Tf do you even mean?
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it means buy otm spy leaps and roll them ... |
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Dat font tho...
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The lettering is something called Silian Rail.
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You need cleaner font in your life
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he's gonna love comic sans.
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I prefer wingdings
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Money isn't worth it. You got 660k somehow, you can get it again.
And if you can't, it doesn't matter. You're worth more than some paper.
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Maybe it was inheritance and he's so retarded he'll never make another dollar in his life
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I fe... |
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this guy has got you all so totally cucked its unbelievable. your lives are literally spent waiting on the attention of a man. you are all 1950s housewives. sissies.
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Hey, those 1950's housewives had some good pills. Also I have a lot riding on this so ... |
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imagine being someone who watches mad money
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can't
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They're exactly who you think they are. I've had clients berate me for not being able to tell them what was on Kramer that day (because I was too busy doing my job).
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My da... |
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My nuts
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your nuts
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His nuts
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Nyet, our nuts! r/communism101
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My nuts are my nuts. Your nuts are our nuts.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Spoitfy is the netflix for music. But, I did read about a year ago that they were going bankrupt.
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link?
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http://fortune.com/2016/05/24/spotify-financials/
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I'll paraphrase- when you're a small company and you pay 85% of yo... |
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That guy is gonna save thousands on commissions.
Buying amd 1 share at a time anywhere else would bankrupt him
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Exactly. RH opened the doors to essentially democratize trading. When you open the floodgates you get a lot of garbage. It also means that more p... |
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The driver stated, "I'm just glad grandma was white"
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Fucking black people almost never tip. Pieces of shit
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Username checks out
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Only stating facts
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I never tip drivers because I don't need to. You make min... |
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Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
​
It makes everyone come together in the end, like the Avengers.
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>Can we just have a fucking Civil War 2.0 already?
I don't think the South gonna lose this time tho.
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I mean... |
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new mod spot open in /r/wallstreetbets
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I'm up about 1% on my portfolio, so I think I'm the most qualified.
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>up
I think that makes you disqualified m8
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No, only the mods actually make money here.
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damn how embarrassing , he basically called you to confirm his suspicious that you are indeed a cuck
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Yeah but he wrote that shit off. Nice to just get my money back. I’ll probably lose more this year.
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You can only write off like 3000 of y... |
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Sounds great to me as long as you give me enough warning to short them both
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\^ count me in.
PS: Bernie's the biggest ass clown ever or a really good shill can't tell.
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Nah, I'm serious, and I'm about as liberal as they come. I like Bernie... |
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Damn, I'm honestly shocked. Everyone's trying to get into loans these days. That's normally a bad sign
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Let the dumbs drive their Uber’s and get high risk loans. Just do what I did when I was broke. Don’t spend money you don’t have. Easy. Now as an adult I’m... |
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holy shit did you see that handoff
AMZN is fucked if it keeps paying humans to do this work
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It doesn't, you idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSA5Bq-1fU4
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yo how come our robots move way slower than the asian ones
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I'm getting GOT on this one. 2 16.5 calls and 1 18 call, both Feb 10.
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are u autist?
where do you think twitter gets money from?
oh right, they don't
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Yes
From Cheeto Overlord
Thanks for the pep talk
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Trump using Twitte... |
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Did the top guy ever provide proof of the position or was he just talking out of his ass
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Nope. I stickied a comment on his post saying I'd un-delete it if he added proof and surprise surprise he didnt.
Apparently that user deletes all of his posts every d... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Break old deal.
Announce new deal but provide no detail.
New deal is actually renamed old deal.
Claim victory.
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Trumps true talent is setting the bar so low that maintaining the status quo is seen as a great victory.
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Because 50% st0nk marke... |
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**FUCK IN HELL**, Italian 10-year bond currently up 48bps to 3.16% at 4am ET!!!!!!!! An 18% move!
Edit: 5 mins later now up 54bps. Surreal.
Edit: And now up 65bps
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what does this mean?
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Panic selling. Another Eurozone crisis is starting.... |
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lol rip all options buyers.
Edit: put buyers, rip put buyers
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what happened?
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it's just trading between 300-305
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Because the earnings call is what will matter dude
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betting on earnings itself is stupid,... |
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