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Shkreli was never a bad person... just a shitty attitude and a cunty exterior. Wish him the best of luck in prison and he can get wifi access based on good behavior lol
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I just want him back on this sub
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I’m new to this sub so excuse the... |
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You guys better invest in Chinese social media. US social media is all caught up.
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No one in the West is ever going to use non-Western social media.
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TikTok is Chinese.
It has already contributed to some of the greatest memes of 2018: [Hi... |
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you bought 1k worth or ROKU puts yesterday and they're worth 50k today?!?!??!? WTF? 49k profit on 1k down?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!
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Yeah, he won a lottery. There's no way he knew what kind of news will come out today.
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*Insider trading intensifies*
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92% liquid waiting for the midterms to be over, I think either way the market rebounds, just hoping it eats it Wednesday morning for cheap calls
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That would be the ideal situation for a lot of people here. Big dip followed by a rebound. My big concern is th... |
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I fucking bought $10K NVDA calls today. Fucked up!!
Update: Sold today for 8K profit. Got lucky due to good trade war news. Thanks for some good suggestions like waiting for the support confirmation before impulsively buying. Was down like 50% at the lowest point.
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Chad? More like Sad
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More like "shad" with that fishmouth
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No joke, met the embodiment of "Chad" the other day at a small party. Name was Shad. Notable take home points from the visit:
* Manager at fathers financial firm
* Trump only says ... |
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I refused to ever go back on that since yesterday, when they made the case for owning the U.S 10 year.
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Unless you're Warren buffet. Their is no reason to own federal notes
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I identify as a Warren Buffett.
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Username does no... |
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Take your money, place it in a bowl, light it on fire.....you've successfully invested in Spotify.
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I feel like I heard the exact same thing about SNAP before earnings
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Lmao isn’t snap still down from ipo?
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https://www.reu... |
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I have 10k USD , I am hoping to turn that into 50k-100k USD , know nothing about options , please help.
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You are in the right place, we're gonna take good care of you and your money, buddy.
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Please help. How to earn tendy?
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1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
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You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
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Noone really knows how to play craps. You just roll the dice and judge the re... |
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this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/weekendgunit
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i got b& from there today for linking to this sub (as well as crt), all t... |
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Now imagine if those shares were FDs
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What’s FD bro?
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Faggot's delight.
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Why are they faggots delight? Cuz risk is high?
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Yeah, and because you’re asking to get fucked in the ass.
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Why would... |
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Turns out the FTC is crying for info about the Walmart RX plan with Humana. Literally zero bearing on the Walgreens Rite Aid Merger. Classic Democrat grasping at straws.
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They def don't proofread lol
http://imgur.com/k30TFBG
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Bootleg ass FT... |
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Guess he had the right post but wrong timing
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You have more karma on this comment than I do across the posts. Typical reddit
Edit: wtf my post got like 30 karma this guy screenshots my shit and it’s up 2k. I can’t win on pointless things either lately
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Holy fuck you guys are so unprepared for anything that isn't green across the board
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Imagine a bear market with this sub
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What's a bear market? /s
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Bull = market full of confidence
Bear = market full of uncertainty
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What is preventing technology from replacing you people?
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The line between trader and quant/programmer is getting more blurred. For simpler products like delta one etfs you pretty much have to be a programmer to work in the field. I am actually quite technic... |
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If you have $5 million aiming for 3% returns just throw everything in safe dividend stocks and live off of that income. If a full time trader is making 3% annually then they're doing a pretty shitty job.
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Just curious, what is their aim? 20%?
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Don't forget to file your gains with the IRS.
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This is interesting because technically it's a joke, but really it's the same shit as my stocks. Like what if gas shot up to 2000 dollars a gallon and op had purchased 300 gallons. Would they come after him f... |
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Trust the kid
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That guy is probably dead. He was a dumbass
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he really was... if i remember correctly he dropped out of school... took what was left of his college loans to gamble on stocks. left his parents house to live out of his car and t... |
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I mean i understand his logic about it being a "tax cut" but it's just cheaper oil. I don't buy things on sale saying "wow check out this tax cut"
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My taxes got cut by 3k this year thanks trump
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The coasts got fucked with the SALT change.... |
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Immediately convert it into something of tangible value (gold coins, whatever), and park that shit at your parent's house or bury it in your backyard. No way in hell I ever give 1/2 my shit away to a chick.
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Lol first of all, being a WSBetter, you have no g... |
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Yes, make sure to invest in many different strike prices at many different dates to insure maximum safety and maximum gains. Also be sure to invest in lube, you're gonna need it later.
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I don't understand but I love trusting most strangers on the internet wi... |
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Feb 130 expiring today was up 131,000%
$250 at yesterday's last price would have turned to $327,750
fuuuuuuuuckkkk
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they were 5 cents a contract and are now $18.25
check that math you got there....
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You also have to factor in fees. Usuall... |
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problem was he defrauded rich people, not poor people.
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exactly man, it's just rich people getting their revenge on him
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He thought he was hot shit sitting on $100 million but that's chump change to the big fish he pissed off.
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We've got some real intellectuals on this sub. I love it.
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None of it makes up for the dude last week that got margin called in his ROTH ira
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haha. I missed this. Link?
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Could someone eli5 options for me?
From what I understand it's selling or buying the right to buy/sell a stock at a particular value @ some time in the future.
How exactly to you make money on the option though?
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Say a stock is worth $90 and you pay $1 fo... |
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For those curious - This is the official “go pump yourself Saudi” dance.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BjXstFDBYsQ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17hfc09a5mla2
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The hashtags on this insta post make me want to vomit
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fuggit, let them fight the war with Iran and we can chill with our tendies.
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The Saudis would get fucked they have 25% of Iran’s population and would surrender if the black box was threatened
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Except the Israelis will jump in and so American... |
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can you pm me name i need to analyze those breasteseses
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Check out JKGLAMOUR ˙·٠•●♥ (@x_KarlaJames_x): https://twitter.com/x_KarlaJames_x?s=09
Twitter has a pretty good search function. Literally just type part of the tweet into the search bar
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Lol to directly comparing share price.
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Almost like what the DJIA does
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Only if they are stupid. Comparing price means nothing without considering how many shares there are. Market cap? What does that mean?
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Are you ret... |
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Intel rebound confirmed. Thanks for your sacrifice faggot
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I’ve been on the losing side for a while don’t worry
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How old are you/what do you do that you can throw 120k at one stock?
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30, law enforcement - no kids
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I do intermittent fasting. Don’t have anything to eat until 2pm.
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When do you stop eating
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8pm
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Keto or nah?
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I’ve done Keto in the past. I personally prefer intermittent with no macro restrictions.
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your account name is still in there
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FUCK!
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still there, not very good at details I see, name and number are both there
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Ok now they are all gone, good eyes and thanks man.
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still there
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This is Wall Street bets not Wall Street invest long term broooooooo
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I still don’t have Robinhood options. Don’t know why.
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Why are you even using Robinhood?
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Why not?
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Because he doesn't have options and h... |
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995 shares of addidas.
920 shares of Disney
As well as apple Netflix and Amazon.
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In certificates, what a pleb
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Could you explain for a newbie?
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non electronic evidence of ownership
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what kind of fudd s... |
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A lot of fucks must of had limits to sell at 14.00. Didn't last there for a second.
Edit: just can't hold above 14. I've been holding these shares for a while, just go to $15 already
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Its just following the broader market. Nothing to do with AMD.
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You're 25 and making 330k a year? I feel like a loser now.
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I'm skeptical. Software developers get paid very well, but not $330K at 25 with no degree well.
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But also in Silicon Valley where COL is significantly higher
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I'm betting from that 20 year old that "made" like 375k today off a yolo
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That screenshot was about as real as Barry Soetoro's birth certificate.
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Yeah, it's hard to say. He obviously knows almost nothing about options and his story is sketc... |
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Goddamn liberals and their "economics"
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Please for the love of shrekrli don’t use “Economics” and “Liberal” in the same sentence as a positive unless you want Bernie fucking Sanders as president.
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The liberals and economics go well together.... |
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That is called writing options. If you have the balls for it, you can lose more money than you have.
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Oh cool, so how do I write them? Seems like easy money.
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Famous last words
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Mine were:
"Why buy ATM calls when I ca... |
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Maybe u guys hate SNAP but can't deny bitches and millennials love them.
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That doesn't mean they can make money, and that is all that matters.
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SQ was bashed down to $10 below because of that. See it as a longer term. Imo, SNAP will do w... |
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Why buy the FB dip when you could buy MU?
...or, more seriously, those tastey WMT or CMCSA dips? Yum yum yum.
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Because those didn’t have a 7% drop on news that won’t end up affecting their bottom line.
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this is probably correct, ... |
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If I ever see you around Columbus I'll give you a honk.
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you'll see me every morning on 270/71 yelling at traffic and passive aggressively not letting people merge
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I thought you hated yourself because you trade the nug, but commuting... |
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It's his passion. Collecting the green is a fringe benefit.
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His passion is making profit but not actually the money?
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Yes, because the profit is indicator of a successful investment. Investing is his passion.
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Alright fair... |
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Didn't know "to the moon" meant $14 for you pussies. Jump ship if you want. I'm riding this wave.
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$60 or GTFO.
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I'm not bailing until I've made at least 2500% profit
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Did you actually jump in when the stock was worth a ... |
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wtf how else am i supposed to get my stock picks
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Find a better way to title posts that doesn't cause people to trade emotionally.
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i understand you man but its their choice in the end, no ones coming to their terminal and focring them to... |
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Step 1: never open wsb again
Step 2: follow step 1.
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Not the advice I was looking for but probably the advice I need
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Honestly what you should do is not touch 950K of it until you have a few thousand hours of investing experience. You can p... |
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President Trump is banking on Chinese capitulation. It hasn't happened yet, why now?
If AAPL has any weakness, or guides down to tariffs good fucking night for the near term.
So what's the play
SPY Nov monthly $265p, or maybe $260p for January 2019?
QQQ Nov monthly $160... |
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I actually made a subbreddit for this, it started with 1k dollars and people would come in and say a ticker x amount of time to hold (cant be longer than 3 days or say a sale price) but no one ever posted :( so i got discouraged and deleted it
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Reddit sounds... |
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I always treat options like my stop loss. If it expires then I was wrong.
That being said, I've lost over 80% of my money in a year and a half so I'm pretty much always wrong.
Fuck options.
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Lmao options are great, you're just doing it wrong.
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Lol wtf, I called these Jabronis asking for 4.95 last week and they said no so now im moving everything to Optionshouse.
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been at OH for a long while, before they were bought by trademonster, and now etrade. Still a good platform, but not what it used to b... |
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send this over to sander 4 prez too
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They were knocked out of contention on 3/15 tbh fam. The ones that are still left are basically cult members and I wouldn't be surprised if they drink the kool-aid when he loses at the convention.
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What a holy cunt fuckfaggot he is.
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This is the year of the puts. I don't know what I was thinking buying stocks and options when this dude is obviously degenerating into his final form: A faggot
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just wait till big bobby m drops the shoe, v... |
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Mark really looks desperate lol
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I feel for this guy on a personal level. Your brokerage being down when you are in a highly leveraged position is not a good feeling.
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I wouldn't want to be Trading212 this morning either, they were gettin... |
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3,491 dollars today. For those who can't be arsed to check.
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Thats around the price I bought in at. Also sold like a gleeful child around 17K. So that was dope. Wasn't smart enough to apply the same logic with AMD though.
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Just out of curio... |
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It’s literally because you have calls. I’m slowly starting to understand that’s how this all works
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If it seems like the market is moving opposite of you it’s cause you’re retarded and should just cut your losses and run, it’s not corrupt you just don’t u... |
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Hey u/username4333, you're famous. Good thing you're a 1337 coder so you can tell people you're not retarded.
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Lol, at least I'm not retarded like you
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C'mon man you can do better than that
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Well, he kind of gave up using lo... |
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what kind of subreddit is this, exactly?
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Filled with pompous, unemployed, college students who frequent wallstreetoasis and watched the wolf of wall street their senior year in high school.
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You forgot that their "broker" of choice is Robin... |
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Damn you is retarded
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He can just get another loan from a different bank to pay off this loan. Full-proof plan.
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Lol noobs.
1. Get loan from bank
2. Buy bank with loan
3. Forgive your loan
4. Profit
Thank you.
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"hello mr. b... |
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My only question is; can this be livestreamed?
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No
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Well that sucks. The Bachelor is near the end of its season and I need another worthless shitpile to watch.
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Don't worry . I am sure you spend quite a bit of time wat... |
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\>using anime to call others autistic
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It's not Anime, its sword art online.
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>Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into asuna.
Sounds pretty fucking autistic bro
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wtf is with these w... |
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What pushed you to do that? I’m assuming you haven’t made a habit of doing it in the past
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Made 25% gains on 5k and then I figured it'd be more fun to make 25% gains on 20k.
It was more fun btw.
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you gonna pay back the loan and play with th... |
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Only $1.7 million? What kinda yacht is that? Phaggot.
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"Ph"...? Thats more sus than the professor.
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Prophessor phaggot
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Please swallow a red pill full of cyanide.
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cyanide isn’t enough damage, buy snap t... |
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At what point does it stop being a bull market and start being a bear market? Serious question... I know there's probably some number that serves as an indicator.
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20% decline
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It's more like 10%. The average recession is about 15-20% total ... |
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Market talk aside, I would take a load of cum on my face to travel from NY to D.C. in 29 minutes.
I'd also do it for free, but hey
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Imagine living in DC and having a job in manhattan ? And you can be in your office in under an hour !?! Door to door !?!? Ca... |
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Pretty sure I just saw that wine on clearance at Meijer for like, $7.
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It's garbage wine.
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Drink to get drunk, not to enjoy the taste. Liquid courage = more wheels.
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Then drink something real.
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Ive ju... |
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Ask him if he remembers when GE wasn’t in the DOW
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I remember when GE didn’t even exist at all, and I stood in Varrock begging people to trade with me
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Ayy lmao
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ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ ﾉ Raise ur dongers!
^^Dongers ^^Raised: ^^32689
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Can someone actually explain what I'm looking at?
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Walmart call options set to expire tomorrow.
He bought 4 call option contracts at an average cost of 1.96/contract ($196/contract) for about $768 (the premium). He was betting that the stock price of W... |
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He should buy some AMD since he doesn't own any.
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the scumbag knows its a fucking shitty ass company..
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amd>nvda
who has 100 dollars to invest in nvda. amd only takes 10 dollars
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Any idea what is going on ? Should I inverse wsb ?
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I sold calls at $105 and $100, my opinion is it's going to go to $90 then bounce like a 3ft whore on a trampoline
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3 feet ≈ 90 cm
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I did this and made 500k good luck.
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Pics or it's not real
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I'm on a bad connection on my yacht in the gulf. I'll upload them later.
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Just send me a pic by eagle. I'll leave my window open.
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God you people are autistic
He's taking the piss. As if he seriously asked a writer for Teen Vogue to the fucking Trump inauguration...
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Only retards think autism is funny.
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Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
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Reminds me of a guy that billed a hospital for his time after they made him jump through so many loops about his billing, the hospital actually paid it.
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As all businesses that perform like sociopaths sh... |
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I'm sure it will be totally unbiased and present all the facts in an honest, objective manner!
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He literally did nothing that more "credible" pharma companies didn't, his biggest crime was shitposting about it.
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Actually his crime was securi... |
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you guys are really making me feel better about my crushing loss. at least I'm in a group of people that don't know what the fuck they're doing
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Check
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Atheists
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Those people are incredibly autistic.
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Yep.... But that just means they belong here with us. Paging /u/pewpsprinkler
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The fuck is this? r/investing?
Hedging is stupid because it means you are taking contradictory positions that cancel each... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So do they end up with the same income yearly?
## Speaker_1: ##
Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
## Speaker_2: ##
Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cheers mate! Now double it again.
## Speaker_1: ##
Trying! Taking a break for a bit until I come back though.
## Walls1337bot: ##
What could go wrong?
## Speaker_1: ##
Lose all my money?? Lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
I don't know if you'll listen to me but I would highly ad... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
/golfclap
well done sir
we will expect photos of the yacht at your earliest convenience
also some explanation of your picks would be nice
## Speaker_1: ##
So I've been very confident on Trump's impending victory for several months now. I researched a few things trying to... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It wasn't even a leak or a breach, no doubt Facebook was in cahoots and getting paid all along. Anyways this is old news, I read an article on Cambridge Analytica some 6 months ago outlining the Brexit scandal, they're simply using this as a tool to manipulate tech down and ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What if I lose $200 a day?
## Speaker_1: ##
Np. You get tax writeoff. No different from making $200 a day.
## Speaker_2: ##
You can only deduct 3000k a year in short term capital gains. One bad trade and you can end up with a life time of carry over loss.
## Walls1337bo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
In war there are no winners
## Speaker_1: ##
nah we always win
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah.. we're absolutely going to win this. We have way, way, way more to hit them with. If things get too bad over there their cooked book bullshit will unravel.
## Speaker_2: ##
What exac... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can someone TLDR this, I'm busy counting SQ tendies
## Speaker_1: ##
They put a TLDR at the bottom of the article:
>SUMMARY OF EMAIL CHAIN
>Email to Donald Trump Jr. refers to setting up meeting with a Russian lawyer.
>Email cites sensitive information that is '... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
To Trump & Xi,
Please, I have calls expiring on 7/20. I have tremendous faith one of you will come to your senses and end this terrible trade war, preferably by tomorrow so that I do not got shaken out of my calls that I’m already taking such a huge L on.
Thank you.
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## Speaker_0: ##
"losing money? that sounds like a choice"
## Speaker_1: ##
The guy 'does' speak a lot of truth though, let's be real. Do you guys notice the similarity between Jim Carrey and Kanye, both geniuses at their craft, all speak about things like we are all one, how we should star... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
hate the platform hate the stock
## Speaker_1: ##
But nudes tho...
## Speaker_2: ##
Nudes are fucking classless just like you. Be honorable and look for a woman that's not a classless piece of shit that sends nudes of themselves on Snapchat.
## Speaker_3: ##
“Be honorable... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
omg RIP monday 123,000 thats like all of them considering they make 2 a month or some shit
## Speaker_1: ##
Holy shit I should I have the bankruptcy puts everyone was on about
## Speaker_2: ##
Jan 2020 Tesla 20 puts are fucking 2 hundred dollars a piece. And there are hund... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If we're at $500 by the end of summer **I WILL EAT MY OWN ASS**
## Speaker_1: ##
Actually $500 by the end of the summer is VERY possible.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah. Who knows what will happen with model 3 reveal.
## Speaker_1: ##
Please stop...now your making me want to inves... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Started with about $18k in the spring. Ending in mid $60ks while paying all expenses (including rent) with brokerage account. Great year.
Wait for Amazon domination news to come out. Buy options two months out at strike equal to price pre-Amazon price of affected company. ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus Christ, how much money is that? Do us all a favor, sell at open and don’t come back to markets at least until 2019.
## Speaker_1: ##
Oh trust me I’m done after today.... except for 1 more large lotto..... going all in on John Deere puts whose with me
## Speaker_2: #... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
.
.
DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
## Speaker_0: ##
Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Watch my amd calls become closer to worthless
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you have
## Speaker_0: ##
$11 FDs.
Its not going well.
## Speaker_2: ##
My condolences
## Speaker_0: ##
At least I played with funny money. My next call might hurt more
## Walls1337bot: ##
Funny ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Based on the reactions, if the Market had a correction half the people here would panic sell their shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
A lot of them sold a year ago and have been just fucking itching for a bear market so they can tell us they told us it was going to happen.
## Speaker_... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this guy a troll or a legitmate retard? I honestly can't tell.
## Speaker_1: ##
A troll. Nobody is this dumb
## Speaker_2: ##
His MLP fan fiction is good tho
## Speaker_3: ##
Thank you.
## Walls1337bot: ##
How deep in the red are you? Can you afford rope when you're w... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
J to da nug!
## Speaker_0: ##
you dont think its priced in?
## Walls1337bot: ##
What is there to be priced in?
## Speaker_1: ##
Potential buy out faggot
## Walls1337bot: ##
By AMD?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm just gonna *TRIGGER STICKY THIS HERE, ENABLE CONTEST MODE, STICKY POST*
/u/theycallme1 is on a delete spree
http://imgur.com/a/ffCse
http://imgur.com/a/VHo63
https://imgur.com/hgJEsUJ
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4w08gz/contest_closing_price_of_s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There has to be at least one dipshit that invested a loan and luckily became a multimillionaire. He probably thinks he’s the smartest man alive.
## Speaker_1: ##
I invested part of my student loan. Mostly bought AMD when it was around $19 and did some options trading for A... |
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