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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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You're about 23 hours early on this one champ.
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more time for thoughts and prayers to help Apple prevent the techpocalypse
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Fair enough. I'm holding 525 shares fingers crossed.
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You are holding shares bro. Relax. Un... |
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Can you add in the part where Powell fucked us up
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Wtf is going on in this sub?! It’s very clearly markets reacting to The FEDs forecasts and fiscal policy. Not one mention of China and trade in the last 4 days.
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Are you serious?
News cycl... |
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you closed out the spy puts yesterday didn't you?
"Edit 2: I sold the spy puts and I'm holding the netflix 110 puts. Heres a picture of the trades. I got up to 67k http://imgur.com/a/FwqYV"
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I closed those out and bought some 20k more. With the drop down t... |
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If they preannounce wouldn't that spoil the surprise
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Like he said, it gaps up when they preannounce, then it gaps up again after the announcement.
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It's almost free money. Look at all their previous pre-announcements. If it gaps up, earnin... |
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surely this will be the end of selloff says increasingly worried man for the 7th time this month
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When we're back down to a Dow 15000 then you can worry because that's the time when you need to sell you shares. Now is the time to go long.
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This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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why do you think are we not in it? Because the downside risk is much higher now then before.
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if you think that you haven't been paying attention
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Do you mind elaborating on that? I know negative information on the housing market, and these... |
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Post your proof.
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Post what proof? My losses or my accountant contacting me?
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Livestream your accountant calling you while you watch your open positions.
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He probably doesn’t want to talk to me anymore.
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I... |
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Holy shit that guys fucking retarded if he doesn't know how to budget 40k with only 6k in rent per year.
Where's that other 24k~ after tax dollars going? 2k for utilities, 1200 for cable and internet and another 1200 for cell phones. 10.4K yearly for all utilities and rent... |
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What do r/investing have to worry about anyway, all their money is in 1.4% savings accounts and fucking bonds the faggots
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Im pretty sure their account is green and mines deep red
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Honestly this sub is my coping mechanism. My portfolio may b... |
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Get paid on the $FIT pump. Watch $IQ. Hope $AMAT bounces back.
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More like the FIT dump tomorrow
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Short it then, faggot.
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I am you flaming homo
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Good I'll sell you my calls in a few days and buy yo... |
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$4,340 gain in 5 hours on a $930 options position. Respect.
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This, is probably a dumb questions. BUT, what’s the difference between options and shares.
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Options give you the choice to vote on various shareholder/board decisions, usually by ... |
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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Sounds like a Microsoft fuck up more than an AMD fuck up. Do they not test out their patches before sending them out to users? They want to place all of the blame at AMD's feet.
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$MSFT currently in the green tho lol
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msft doesn't get impacte... |
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lolloollolo
hopefully my 220k in fb/amzn/twtr tech calls that should go up from this outweighs my 30k in google puts but ofc i would rather not have lost the 30k
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Yeah sucks you lost here but it’s a good indicator for your other long positions right?
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Interesting. That's quite a bit of cash.
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She is rich as fuck. Her net worth is like 30 million.
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That's pretty impressive considering she has a salary of around $200k/yr and lives in the Bay Area.
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She also has a very ric... |
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same with my gay tech portfolio
on the positive side, JD stopped drilling its way to hell
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don't worry JD is starting to shit itself too
EDIT: yep now we're in the red
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Nice, now everything is red but AAPL
SHOP, SQ, MU, OLED, TTWO, NVDA, ... |
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Wtf are you wearing? Gtfo
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Yeah its Navy type 3s
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Army MultiCam Not Navy type 3s.
Source: In Navy
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Lol, recheck your sources I wore that uniform
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You can Google MultiCam and Navy type III. I still wea... |
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And he didn't take anti-malaria medication on vacation because?
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Anti malarials are pretty nasty themselves. My wife and I took them before our honeymoon. On later trips to Central America, she didn't take them because the experience was so bad. Just used to... |
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Safe bet to lose all ur money
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Why do you say that?
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Do you know how options work bro? Safely investing is buying fucking indexes and shit. It is definitely not options trading.
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There are less risky ways and methods in opti... |
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How about instead of electing an actual businessman in 2020 we acknowledge that electing an actual businessman was a poor decision and instead elect someone like a career military member, a lifelong firefighter or teacher...you know someone that knows what it is like to actu... |
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Unlike actually boycotting companies, if I don't buy a company's stock, NOTHING will change, the companies are 100% unaffected by their stock price. So what the fuck is this queer talking about?
If I could buy a company that literally makes money off selling slaves, I would... |
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They fucked up big time. I was trying to sell my extremely profitable $db calls for four times what I bought them. Nothing. Then they deactivate the account and I can’t buy or sell anything.
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Fuck.bro I'm sorry I got fucked the same way.
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YOU'RE FUCKED BUDDY
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If 7K is OP's life savings, he was already fucked. Now he's getting DPed.
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OP could be like 22 in which case $7k being life savings is pretty sweet.
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Money is more valuable at that age. How will he take... |
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What about last quarter when Facebook and Netflix both crashed way more than Apple did today and the market recovered?
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Facebook and Netflix are the one-trick shit ponies of “FAANG” and their combined market cap is less than half of Apple. They are jokes in... |
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just to be clear the only reason it tanked was because the lowered guidance for q4 otherwise this shit would of moved sideways until acquisition or new ceo? Also RB is showing it it back up but im assuming thats a bug?
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You mean RH?
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so proud to have voted for him in the primary, fuck you neo liberal hillary supporting fucks
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Don't know why you got downcpted. I voted for him then for her because of the shit show I knew we would have today.
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Is this R/The_Donald???
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Q: So how do you become a day trader?
A: Bro you just buy like 10 monitors and put graphs up
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"Day trader's are losers who can't get a real job in finance." - Warren Buffett
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/r/WSB are gamblers who can't become a day trader
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I think you're mistaken. That is a Toyota Tacoma and someone took two different clips and merged them together.
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Thank you for posting this. I always took that channel for granted, never thought they would actually take it down considering it still accumulates a steady traffic of views.
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It's amazing what YouTube does. And there are channels on there where people talk ... |
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Referral Links = Ban
Asking for Referral Link = Ban
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Can't believe people risk getting banned just to try to get someone to signup through their referral link. All for a lousy Chesapeake Energy, Siri, or Zynga stock. Everyone and their mom has Robinhood now... |
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words cannot express how much I hate pictures with motivational quotes on them
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The people who post motivational pictures are the last people I would ever take advise from.
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The people who confuse advice and advise are the last people I wo... |
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If they were actual losses and not just him taking money and running, is he really reliable for it considering no documentation was involved? The worst I’m thinking that could potentially happen is him being fined with trading other people’s money without proper licenses? Bu... |
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If he had kite then he must've had a lot of shit stocks too
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Gild was his number 1 hold and he rec it from 65
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Gilead is known to burn out its workers within 2 years and then replace them. So yes, that means definitely buy the stock.
Source... |
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he's gonna be fine.
the prosecution probably brought forth the case bc of Daraprim and wanted to white knight the media. now that people care more about Lavar Ball and Khloe Kardashian than Shkreli they'll fall to pieces.
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Did you actually read the deposi... |
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yeah i made 10X my day job working 1 hour a day putting in trades in the morning and hitting the gym before coming home to see the take profits levels triggered and gains. Another 2 hours before lunch for DD, financial modelling and strategy making for my next degenerate big... |
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Swing trading man. Do nothing, become millionaire in a few years.
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you still have to do your homework. not easy
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I know, I've done mine tho. :) I'd say I had luck on my side in discovering some things tho. And I still spent 6 months wr... |
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The FED does not care about profit. Quite literally. It's an institution that can increase their balance sheet as they see fit. There's no ceiling except political pressure.
The goal of the FED is to keep inflation and unemployment low. This is their success criteria, not p... |
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I lost 4k of my 8k portfolio. All because I was averaging down on what would've been a $900 lost. So, probably kill myself.
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Sorry fam, right there with ya
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Checking in too. Also fuck MU, tbh.
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yet y'all keep fucking pla... |
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The guy tried to do something positive and save children and all you guys can do is bitch and moan. You're all fucking pathetic.
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Everyone was trying to do good and positive things to save children and he jumped on the bandwagon the second it started look... |
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BA puts. If only RH would give me options access. So just bagholding for me. Like that movie Groundhog Day.
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Get a broker? Youll have options in like two days. Took me one day after an online application to get options access with Merill Edge.
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Remember, it's the fall that kills you. So make sure you have a drop or else you will be hanging and choking for a while
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I feel like this is how Aaron Hernandez died.
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IIRC he hung himself with a bedsheet from his window so yeah, he suffoc... |
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I used to be guilty of Martin Shkreli syndrome, I'd run my mouth too much and get into some shit that I couldn't talk myself out of. Age and maturity weeded this out of me. Leads me to believe that perhaps his early success prevented such experiences. He's smart, not street... |
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That comment by SealClub and the fact it came to fruition is fucking gold.
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Gotta give the man the credit he deserves for giving me the idea, but I keep the post karma u/SealCub-ClubbingClub
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Paging u/SealCub-ClubbingClub
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Wait you seriously flair this a YOLO and black out the tickers wtf
We all know what it is but still. You suck.
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What is it CUNt
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AMD
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Nope kys
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Wtf is your problem? Are you like 12?
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Leverage is your friend when you want to make big returns (or quick losses) and fx (foreign currency trading) offers biggest leverage of anywhere between 10X to 50X. Both GBP/USD and EUR/USD margin requirement is 2% so you can lever 50X. With $10K, you can buy $500K positi... |
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Why would he want to kill himself if he was up over 200% at the time?
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His investors were still furious at him because of the perceived risk and his refusal to back down on his position before the crisis. He lost a lot of business relationships including the... |
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DD, not shitpost
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Make Economics Tall Again
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META
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I’m so fucked that I assumed it would be MATA…
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Ah, a fellow aconomics hobbyist!
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Woo! YOLOd whole account on this meeting.
Edit: http://imgur.com/KkgvOAc
Edit 2: RIP Gains
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positions?
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http://imgur.com/BkqQZmM
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omg someone is wsb actually made money on SPY
praise shkreli
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If 95% of people lose money day trading, I just need to pick random day traders, inverse them, and I will be right 95% of the time
Easy math, easy money
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Inversing day traders means selling theta. If someone buys a call the inverse is not a put, its shortin... |
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���� You do realize every time there’s a mass shooting gun sales actually go up as 2nd Amendment advocates are worried of a government ban resulting from the hysteria? You would have lost massive $$. I even (for the first time) went out to apply for a gun license/permit afte... |
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wait those exist on this sub? i thought we were all just fags with $100 (after losing 90%) robinhood portfolios?
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I have $1.85mil in interactive brokers and $192k in robinhood right now
I mean, a place to live in NYC or SF costs that, and lots of people... |
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Jesus christ. He was 27 in that first picture.
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I don’t blame him for the implants. That is young
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Why would you blame anyone at all for plastic surgery? Particularly outpatient kind like that.
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It’s pretty vain. Look at ... |
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my portfolio down 25k too, 100%
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My portfolio was my life savings, I have a few hundred left to my name
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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I know we all like the circle jerk here, but what kind of actual asshole puts t... |
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#H-H-H-HALTED
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Why it was halted interests me...any news yet?
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Huge spike like 15 min before he announced
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that seems like, insider trading?
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~~He sent a company-wide email about it before tweeting.~~
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BK is garbage.
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>~~BK~~ *A majority of fast food* is garbage.
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Except chik fil a and raisin canes and popeyes
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CFA is not fast food. It is a direct line from your stomach to Jesus. They are a church for your tummy.
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My wife's period is never wrong
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I heard their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation!
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This^ :)
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Just upvote it you faggot.
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This^ :)
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Stated like a true Trust Fund Baby. A real go-getter, that E-Holmes
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes
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>Holmes' father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV
Stopped reading after that. Bias confirmed.
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>Net worth... |
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Life is still happy. The problem is that many people have no patience or long-term vision. They have poor risk tolerance and they probably shouldn't be speculating / investing in the first place.
I bought more AMD today. Your tragedy is my opportunity.
If you want to tr... |
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Found this sub for the first time today. After Muskies NYT interview, I was compelled to make this and post it here.
Think I'll fit in with all you ~~retards~~ strategic investors?
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Tldr nytimes interview?
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Elon cried to the interviewer ab... |
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It's not a bad trade, but I would have added some short calls as well. More premium for the same buying power reduction.
The risk here is that VZ drops well below $46, obviously. Nothing is free money.
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I understand that I lose if VZ goes under 46.... ... |
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Fall in GDP for two quarters is the official definition.
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Considering all the QEs and cheap money and now tax breaks.... Eventually this "gorilla on steroids" has to burn out... So what do you think, when it happens, by how much would/could a market drop?
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How much you "invest?"
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All-in with my live savings for 423 shares.
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Where'd you get in at?
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Got there shares at close ~$17.40, but I was in and out all day. I made about $400 in gainz already.
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I was told this didn't sit below 200.
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Yeah me too
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That was me. Doubling down
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its the panic because of trumps stand against solar energy and possible removal of subsidies for the industry right before solarcity acquisition... |
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They should really have a day where all stocks are up to 60% off so that I can be able to buy stuff
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They do every few decades.
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That's what I'm waiting for, next Depression I'll be an even worse degenerate gambler ����
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Market rally is lasting an awfully longer time than usual....and higher too..
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there is zero chance with this rally that Trump is gonna cave to a shitty deal.
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He wouldn't know what a good deal looks like in the first place. He doesn't know ... |
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Bitch I want to see the who damn thing. Don't you twase me with this you dirtly girl
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I'm satisfied with just the nipple
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http://imgur.com/a/r9pfo
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YOU BOUGHT AT $98?!
.......wow
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you miss 100% of the... |
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This comes up every once and a while and it's not as stupid as it sounds. He's thinking 780 is an upper limit where it will just bounce lower; 790 is above that limit and might go back to ~900. He just wants a breakthrough, still a dumb idea since you have to keep that mon... |
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As a jew, I find this post very offensive. Who the fuck says Happy Christmas
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About every English speaking person in Europe AFAIK.
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lol no
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We say it in Ireland a lot.
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Do you actually?? I'm in england and ... |
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Then why is the S&P only down 1-2% for the year after going up 295% over the last nine years?
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I think they're calculating the potential amount lost if it weren't for the 1-2% drop. But then again, it was bound to happen. The earlier it starts happeni... |
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dude's wife is definitely trying to resuscitate his lifeless rope burned corpse right about now
Edit: right after she finishes blowing me.
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Why would she? He obviously lost everything and he no longer has value to her. There is no shortage of dick to go... |
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Even Musk likes to YOLO with the tsla company. Wonder how him giving away the world's largest battery thingy will go over with stock holders.
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I doubt the battery cost would be significant enough to affect share price
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Isn't all signi... |
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It’s kinda rude to assume we are all young.
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>There are now roughly as many Wallstreetbets members as there are Bloomberg terminal subscribers—over 300,000. But “WSB,” as the forum is known to its members, is more than just a place for traders to swap ti... |
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I wish Buffett was a Chad for a few days. Pounding PBR and wearing his shades during interviews. Always talking about the cool shit he bought.. like a hookah made of solid gold.
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Isn’t he like 80+? He’d be dead before midnight
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Are you “on the rag” today or what?
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I keep getting nose bleeds, so maybe.
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Probably the dry air. Did you use that nasal spray I told you about?
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No. I tried cocaine mixed with everclear in an old vicks bottle.
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Idc how determined you are. Who drinks water like that?
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I drink water with my upper lip below the upper lip of the water. is that the right way to do it?
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Are you asking us the proper way to drink water?
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fuck yeah i am
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Take this, and stick it up your ass.
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Triggered Trumptard alert
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That’s what the left thinks if you don’t side with them? You would think people on either side could have an original thought once in awhile...
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I'll come in... |
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U mean like 2017?
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Explain oh wise one.
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2017 had low volume
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So isn't that even worse? Not only is it low volume now, it was in 2017 too.
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But wait. What does that make volume relative too?
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Being the person that builds one
Edit: there is a shocking number of peasants in this sub. Tagged.
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That's not exactly a bad job. You get paid a lot and can put something like that exhaust vent that was in the Death Star to kill the guy that didn't inves... |
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Well the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons is sending a team to the site of the attack tomorrow. I'm sure the carrier strike group will simply turn around if it turns out Assad didn't do it or if it was fabricated. I mean it's pretty clear from the way the... |
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here lies marty moho, like icarus he flew too close to the sun.
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did he delete his account? lol
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No. He's still around.
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He hasn't had any activity on any of his social accounts for the past month. I think dude might have a... |
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r/weedstocks
Also
>people who know what they are doing
Lmao xD
## Speaker_0: ##
I saw this sub as well. I'm looking all around for info. I know I sound like and AM a noob but it's better to ask people who know the game than to pretend like I do and jump in.
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I'm sure he's looking forward to conjugal visits from the wsb females (both of them)
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If this sub had more women in it, it would be less /r/wallstreetbets and more /r/too_many_yachts.
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I'm having trouble following. Was yachts code word for ... |
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F
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A
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G
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G
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I find it funny that he thinks if he loses 2% a month, he'll lose 24% on the year. Suddenly I realize where my gainz come from.
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All this time I've been trying to figure out who it is I'm betting against, and it's /r/investing.
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And yet som... |
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Can we pool together some money to pay Google to make this as a top result when someone searches for him?
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SEO person here, a play here would be to create a 1-page website/landing page, populate w/ content about him, then plaster WSB banners all over it. Goo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The analogy here is that instead of a regular cabinet, were talking about these plates being in a super hot oven where the temperature will rise until it hits the melting point of the plates on the strike date.
So if you open the oven and grab a few plates, you can salvage ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hahaha. You're going to lose money on these. Hahaha
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I'll be sure to post my sell and shove it in your face tomorrow. ��
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This is gonna be one of those risk $3k to win $300 plays. Otm FD earnings plays have gotta be the worst risk/reward pla... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Here is how it would work
WSBer - "THANKS FOR THE MONEY ASSHOLE"
Other side - "I'm a market maker you stupid fuck, your 5 calls cost less than my tie"
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lol u think we wear ties ������
truth is we pick off scrubs in shorts and sandals
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## Speaker_0: ##
That is too 2007. These days you are an 'entrepreneur' but in reality you are just unemployed with a vague idea for an app that has been tried a million times before.
## Speaker_1: ##
"WYD for a living?" "I have an app". "oh cool! what does it do?" "well i haven't built it... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
## Speaker_2: ##
Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I fucking swear
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This is the most idiotic place on the internet.
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U clearly haven’t seen /xivtrader someone lost 4 mil there and it wasn’t even all his money
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just to be clear, it was ALL his money as well as a good chunk o... |
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3,491 dollars today. For those who can't be arsed to check.
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I'm currently shorting it.
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How?
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Bitmex most likely
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Texmex is better.
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I'm a Chexmix advocate
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I like Cervix ... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
what happened? Did AyyyMD’s fuel run out? MY CALLS
## Speaker_1: ##
Goes straight from $9 to $10.50 with basically no breaks or pause and this dude is still not happy enough lmao.
Must be holding 4/20 $12s lol.
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I’m holding 5/18 $14 haha
^^^^fuck
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buffet will be dead soon and he knows it. He's gonna go out trolling other hedge fund managers with all these awful bank stock picks. Probably take a few with him along with many retail plebs who follow his every move.
I means seriously who the FUCK thinks wells Fargo is a... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
But what do you do when you're all in calls and down 60%?
## Speaker_1: ##
87%*
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89% representing
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97% :D
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That's why he said buy straddles.
It seems counterintuitive to buy two opposing positions where one loses as t... |
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