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$WFC is general circlejerk bank right now.
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Is that a good thing lol
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Idk. It's dividends are at 3.14% though, seems pretty memey.
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Divi what? I assume the higher the dividend the better
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Terrorists are more likely to target an airline that is perceived to be anti-Muslim. So the argument should be "short Delta". Normal muslims avoiding it is irrelevant since they don't bomb planes.
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fuck you, got a flight with delta on saturday....
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IRS doesn't seek to prosecute unless you make blatant attempts to conceal income sources. They'd rather you pay than prosecute.
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From what I’ve heard, if you work with them they’re super understanding about back taxes and mistakes on forms. They more than an... |
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MarketWatch is really anti-trump (trump derangement syndrome seems to be a common ailment for their current writing staff). Don't know if the site has always been that way but it is unusually Marxist/subversive for a site that's supposed to support open market ideology.
"H... |
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SNAP. Hmmmmmmm doesn't lockup also end by August 1st? May finally be exposed as the dumpsterfire that it is. Thinking of buying da dip if it happens.
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I often feel like the one true disciple of SNAP on here, but I agree. I think it's a triple digit stock by... |
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It's because you stopped giving him blowjobs 5 years ago and now he forever hates you for it
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>projecting this hard
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Im not married yet so I probably have about 6 months of blowjobs left
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Marraige is the worst fin... |
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Looking back at previous famous shootings, Virginia Tech April 16th 2007 saw no pop for SWHC, it was down in the weeks afterwards ([mstar chart](http://quotes.morningstar.com/chart/fund/chart.action?t=VFINX&dataParams=%7B%22zoomKey%22%3A11%2C%22version%22%3A%22US%22%2C%2... |
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Guy who wrote this used to work for JPMorgan
[https://www.linkedin.com/in/patrick-jensen-2b422861/](https://www.linkedin.com/in/patrick-jensen-2b422861/)
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Considering his main work experience ends in 2007. He probably got fucked during the 2008 crisis and h... |
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> has 50K
> asks some random teenager to manage it
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And then sues when it doesn't go well. What a fucker.
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I find it hard to believe that any platform would let him trade that quantity of money without age and identity verificatio... |
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Fuck yes! I've been hoping to see someone make this play. I'll be living vicariously through you watching this.
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We all secretly want to make this play, but don’t have the funds or the balls to pull it off.
Post Earnings Edit: Glad I didn't make this p... |
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Why ya lookin at guys, faggit?
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I am the guy. Gotta resort to these tactics these days.
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Does it work? How well do you follow rule 1?
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What are rules one and two?
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1. be attractive 2. don‘t be unattractiv... |
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What did you learn
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Importance of position sizing.
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And no goddamn FDs on a 6 figure account!
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Well, bulk of my loss was with shares. I didn’t start trading with options too much till I was already down 80% ish
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Damn. Blueblarflubar was spot on when he said it can go down because of the bot thing.
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"We're trying to get rid of all the fake bullshit users." "HOW DARE U EFFECT USER COUNT, SELL SELL!!!"
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It’s not that at all, more like a decent percen... |
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There was some secret info saying to buy GE they will have a blowout q4 with the airbus orders
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True or not. GE is a great deal. They will probably recover eventually. I have a few. So that would be nice if he’s right
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>They will probably... |
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Financial advisors are pulling clients out of the Semiconductors. They understand the cycle is about to run dry. LRCX & MU taking a hit. I think MU earnings response will be very telling.
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And why is the cycle about to run dry?
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Because... |
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Lol, how’s your electric vehicle program going there Ford? No one is going to want to buy an ICE vehicle in 5 years when it loses 90% of it’s value the second you drive it off the lot.
By the way, anyone want to buy a used pager off of me?
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Do electric en... |
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Most people on this sub are straight retarded gambling addicts. At any moment something stupid or good can happen, send the markets one direction or the other really quick, and not one person here even has a clue. Just a bunch of rabble rabble with arrogant gloating when t... |
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What is this upstart so I can short it.
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Why would you short the guys making mad money off stupidity?
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He hasn't paid it back yet.
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Upstart still wins. They don't give their own money. This is the golden business model.... |
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CNN is really interviewing a 30 year old who got kicked out of his moms basement?
What the fuck is our news nowadays.
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It's been a big news story. His parents are basically taking him to court because he won't leave, lol.
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They actually... |
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RIP goog shorts
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Which retards want to short google
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r/latestagecapitalism if they had money probably
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They wouldn't have it for very long
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They wouldn't be on LateStageCapitalism if they weren't poor
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Warren Buffet, an ardent value investor who admits he doesn't understand tech and only buys companies he is absolutely certain of the long term success of, who is sitting on a pile of cash in anticipation of the next downturn is only significantly increasing his position ... |
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Great Presser.
Markets SHOULD fly upwards cause of it, but lets see what FearMongering CNN/MSNBC pump out and how the market reacts.
My SPY 280 4/20 Calls depend on it
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the lib journalists were trying every which way to try to get him to say something t... |
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It makes me happy to know that a lot of traders are this careless.
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It could be that all traders are anticipating the retardation and buying the similar stock, thus making it take off on volume. It's possible that no retarded buy even happened and the whole ... |
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I like how visa Microsoft and apple are almost back to the levels they we're before the big dip.
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Think we are gonna go back down or are we riding the upward trend again? 10year yield is almost at 3%
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I don't even know enough to form an opi... |
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The dudes in that thread make me cringe. If you back test the dumb fucking "lazy" portfolio by bogleheads, which is essentially 50/50 stocks and bonds, you'll massively, like massively as fuck, under perform the S&P. Even during a recession the S&P recovered faster a... |
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Those people are incredibly autistic.
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Yep.... But that just means they belong here with us. Paging /u/pewpsprinkler
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The fuck is this? r/investing?
Hedging is stupid because it means you are taking contradictory positions that cancel each... |
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50% is when you average down
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i think i've done that 3-4 times already. Down to my last $12k in cash
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whats your strike?
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11/16 110c
Never thought a 110 would be otm lmao
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> Never t... |
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Where do you guys keep getting this Bloomberg terminals?
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Universities. A lot of people here are business majors
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I just learned my school has one. Going to start taking advantage of that - need it for any major trading position.
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so put up with Ford now?
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Ford and GM make the majority of their sedans in Windsor, Canada and San Luis Potosi, Mexico. Many of the German cars, like BMW X3 are actually made in the US.
The tarrifs are going to increase short term costs, or force them to... |
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fun fact the wolf of wall street broke the record for the most use of profanity outside of a documentary literally about the word fuck.
reflective of real life tbh
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I still can't believe it was rated R. Show Girls was more tame than that movie and it got NC... |
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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He won’t serve the full 7. But this is bullshit, way way too harsh.
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There is no parole in the federal system anymore. He can get credit fo... |
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I love when people hit a goal of theirs it makes me so happy, good luck!
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Fuck that, I hope this guy goes broke.
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I would fucking ban you if I was mod. This is not spirit of WSB.
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Thank you.
If I had money, I would gild you... |
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I just snorted RedBull out my nose laughing when I saw this on my E-Trade feed. I can't believe this rolling shitshow is newsworthy.
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Alas, it is!
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Enjoy your new flair. Keep up the good work and you could get promoted to Assistant Senior... |
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How the fuck he wants the prices to be lower and, at the same time, the US to profit off of liquified natural gas exports (remember those millions of jobs?). Does this guy understand anything?
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Lots of ways to reduce the price of gas without reducing price o... |
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your actually supposed to pay tax quarterly on realized gains.
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It wouldn't really matter tho would it? He would just file the next quarter the loss so it'd wash right?
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Well your supposed to pay, so it matters cause he should of pulled mo... |
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Where did you get the loan? What interest rate and term?
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$2000 interest cost over 2 months... I'm guessing Pay Day Loans.
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Lol no way in hell is any payday loan place giving you $50k for bringing in your last two pay stubs.
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>joking about suicide
>joking
Hahahaha
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I'm only allowed to kill myself after my dogs die.
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I can adopt your dogs
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They're actually cute little bastards who get away with too much.
https://imgur.com/Zpoiq6Y
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This is ballsy as hell. Props to you.
My first year of trading options I went from 5k -> 60k, all realized. Lost 90% of it the same year.
Got royally fucked on taxes. So I hope you took some out!
Edit: I meant it was my first YEAR of trading. It was between 2 different... |
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There's a stickied post about it you dumb cuck. Get in there and do your part to protect fuck boy
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Ah I have it set to new so no pinned posts ever show up for me. Whoops!
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You really thought one guy just did it on his own?
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Uber will bring on the next recession
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Elaborate
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Idiots will dump money in not realizing that they're just a cash burning machine with terrible management.
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Tesla 2.0?
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worse because Uber doesn't ev... |
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"Ah, yes, which of these Lamborghini rims will hold a fishing pole?"
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factory carbon fiber rod holders only $5000 add-on
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Which, as a Lamborghini owner, I can tell you is an absolute steal.... My carbon fiber fleshlight caddy was $10,000 and... |
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This is not a fucking meme anymore I watch fox business, cnbc, the street for slight entertainment and for the past week micron is brought up and all everyone talks about is the ridiculous low pe. Either a yuge pump and dump about to begin or people are realizing it’s underv... |
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Sometimes I get down on where I am in life and what I'm doing. Did I get the right degree, am I making enough, am I investing right and such. But then I'm reminded that Amazon warehouse workers are a thing and then it cheers me right up. What an utter dystopian existence.
#... |
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Dumb question, can someone explain quick how to read these charts? I understand what calls and puts are, just not what each column represents
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Seriously lol, I don't know either. Help some peasants out, guys.
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Neither of you should put a... |
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I mix mayo and ketchup for my fries
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Don’t you mean tendies?
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No. Chik fil a sauce for my tendies
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This is WSB. None of has have any tendies left after today.
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because nobody on WSB knows how to revers... |
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You have it correct although you can excercise the calls for 100 shares of the underlying if you really want to. Also, there are other complicated factors at play when valuing options, like implied volatility.
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if I exercise the calls does that mean I have ... |
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I dont hink he actually defrauded the people, but I think the jury is going to throw him away based on how the media painted him as the face for healthcare profiteering. If you listen to him you understand how the healthcare R&D cycle works and how increasing the price ... |
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“What’s up Ya baby boomer fuck”lmao
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“Omg that’s funny. Who said it was me? “
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"I studied finance"
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“My pecker is 5 inches on a hot day”
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A sentence I did not expect to read today, to be sure
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You have $600k in Robinhood?
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Why not? Commission free trade in Robinhood
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You’re worried about a $5 commission with ~$600,000 holdings?
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how else am I supposed to sell 600k and immediately jump into bitcoin during midday e... |
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It just means that we're all out of talent. But don't worry, I'm graduating soon. That'll make unemployment rate go up a bit.
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Yeah economist rule of thumb is that below 4 percent unemployment there is going to be labor shortages
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Shouldn’t ... |
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Shkreli called into IB on stream and confirmed that this does indicate a demo/simulation account.
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Martin is a man of action
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Shkreli oficially unhated now?
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I've never seen someone have the internet do a total 180 on their... |
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>I myself have a degree in philosophy and quit my job working with the department of education because the amount of bureaucracy and expected workload was overwhelming
Couldn't handle that stressful government work
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Well, depending on what he actually di... |
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I'm a current intern at Snapchat. AMA? I can't reveal non-public info but I can tell you all about how great the hotdog meme life is.
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Whats it like to know you're about to be unemployed and your resume will be a joke of sorts?
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Snapchat... |
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Jokes aside how the fuck is he pulling off 3% saving and checking acc. Sounds too good to be true
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Robinhood trades against its users which guarantees 100%+ returns YoY.
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You say this as a joke but they almost certainly sell their position ... |
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13 is not a lucky number in China though. 6 and 8 are.
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6 + 8 = 14! . Since tomorrow is the 13th for us, and the 14th for China, since China is 1 day ahead of the USA.
14 = 13 hence Friday the 13th will be a lucky day for us, plus the start of a new mo... |
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stock has run up over 60 cents since I posted this, making me a happy camper so far today. anyone else on wsb joining me on this yolo? I doubt the run up had anything to do with my post. even though its low volume, today's vol has been decent. I didn't buy any more shares si... |
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I think I'm going to start tagging people who post portfolios over 100k to know who to believe around here
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Bad idea. Myself for example. My portfolio is 250k. Have I made any money trading stocks? Fuck no. In fact, I'm down on every single fucking stock I o... |
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Show us the trades.
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QQQ puts
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Bro Atleast say what price u got in and when u got out
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Mb. I held 25 QQQ 160.5 12/21 puts through the weekend and added 65 QQQ 158 12/21 puts at today’s top. Sold everything when QQQ hi... |
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I once paid for a blowjob, same concept
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Did your blowjob last for 3 years?
...and did the person giving said blowjob make their entire living doing it?
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I mean, if he's paying for the blowjob there's a good chance that the person taking t... |
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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Thank you $MU
Had a target of 23.65 but got stopped out at 23.30
Still a nice profit of 35k nonetheless =D
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Im curious exactly when and what was the buy price.
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Buy December 21 at 10:53:99 for 0.26
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How is that even ... |
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Why are you in FEYE? I was interested in them when they were in the 80s in college a few years back. Checked on them a few months ago. Why are you in for 75% of your portfolio.
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Because I’m autistic
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Well...you're not wrong.
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lol nice meme
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"Market will go up, but it might go down too".
In all seriousness the signal-to-noise ratio is too fucking low. There are good bets on here getting drowned out in the waves.
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Used to be good DD here now it’s all memes. People... |
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If we took away his twitter account from the start we could've prevented so much.
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i agree, only hearing news from approved sources like CNN, Buzzfeed, and WaPo is what should direct our thoughts
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Yeah because Trump tweets are such excellent... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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F
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A
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Goodbye.
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Obliterated.
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I got some of dem GM puts, and more importantly, don't own a GM vehicle. That way I don't piss away all my profit in repair bills.
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I work for a gm dealership so I don’t have to worry about any of that
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You work for company A... then buy a ... |
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Write naked calls
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I was looking @AAPL 170804C00152500. I'm too scared to do naked calls. I only have 11k in my roth to do this
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Please don't blow up your Roth on options. Seriously don't ever put more than 10% of that portfolio into opti... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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We still betting against Elon? Is that what we're doing?
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Look how happy he is. He’ll just apologize to the SEC. How could you not forgive that face?
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Why does he have to apologize to SEC?
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Because he’s intentionally affecti... |
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Fuck off... this is a POS stock. Back to 18
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Yeah that is why I'm bullish, its going down...
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Bullish means up fam. The bull fucks you UP, not DOWN, like a bear would, all rape like.
yw
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obviously you can't read my char... |
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Fuck republicans fuck GOP fuck them all to hell
Edit: a silver ��
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Fuck you and fuck liberals haha you’re gonna lose worse than you lost in 2016
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Haha, you haven’t seen the polls have you. 18 people in my family alone voted dems that... |
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I don't get the analogy here...
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He's saying the stock goes down after he buys and then goes back up again.
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Wait until I finally pull the trigger and by some. It will go down for weeks.
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I bet you have a real way with the... |
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Everyone wants to be rich and at the same time don’t want other people to be rich. “hE’S nOT rIcH ENoUgH”
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They don't want people to get rich off their tax paid money.
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The government doesn't cut Amazon a 2.5B cheque, Amazon will pay 2.5B le... |
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Don't worry. Her new salary is approximately $200,000 per year. And she's a congressperson. So by my math she'll be worth a few million dollars in about 3 years.
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It’s 174K. It’s her first real job and my guess is as a bartender she never declared tips (her’... |
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anarcho-communist ��
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I’ve always wondered how a Government that didn’t exist would control the economy.
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Well a government that didn’t exist is something that has never existed in modern society.... someone or some group is ALWAYS in power.... |
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Female shooter. Dead.
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Domestic dispute. Still rare for a female to shoot up a work place.
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Yeah man. Women are messed up.
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Another reason to be gay. Men are simple.
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Whoa bro I’m not gay ok. That wa... |
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fact is that snap is a shitty company and its hard to advertise on it. Costs way too much to run and has stagnant user growth or user loss. It's peaked at best and will only go down.
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Nah it's still gonna keep fluctuating for as long as Facebook's years... |
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lol associates degree
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nigga probably got a 3.0 in community college
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He's totally in the right place.
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No he isn't. I was on the dean's list 2 of 4 semesters, and president's list for another 1.
In addition to my academic ... |
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I do intermittent fasting. Don’t have anything to eat until 2pm.
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Post your abs
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Lost more than 40 lbs on it. weight 165 now.
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Irrelevant without knowing your height.
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Impressive if average height
Unim... |
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Why don't you use something other than Robin Hood?
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what's wrong with robinhood?
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No options, shorts, limited information
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If all you're doing is buying stocks and holding them it's not a bad brokerage
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If ... |
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Where can I buy a Porsche on margin?
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Dealership.
Most porsches are bought on margin.
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>not buying outright
what a stupid thing to do
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I mean, leasing is cool if you turn over cars like pancakes. Picked up a GLS450 co... |
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This bitch is fucking retarded.
Go look at her instagram, it's the same one she's always had. Just a few years ago she was taking flying lessons which are expensive as fuck. I was a bartender for a long time, no possible way I could afford that on the money I was making.... |
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His loans were $46k and the highest interest rates on loans have been about 8%.
He had 140 AAPL shares he said were worth around $13k at the time of post.
Today they'd be worth $24920.
Whoops.
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“Would you take a $46,000 student loan and put it all in App... |
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I made the meme stock bracket. I don’t understand how it’s complicated.
If you cant understand the bracket I’m not sure how you have $10,000 to play with.
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That's why this fucktard is going to risk 10K. probably stole that money from his dying grandma.
#... |
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There has to be at least one dipshit that invested a loan and luckily became a multimillionaire. He probably thinks he’s the smartest man alive.
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Survivorship bias is a hell of a drug.
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[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1827/)
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This is what I come to wsb for. Good job fag
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That’s a pretty big speculation you got there
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Speculation that OP is a fag? Technical analysis seems to confirm that.
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I think being in this sub fundamentally confirms that you ... |
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His life is over. He was living the dream and had it all then his personality turned on him. His mind became tainted by narcissistic tendencies. He cried like a little bitch at sentencing as the full extent of reality hit him like a rogue wave over the Santa Maria.
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How do invest in this company
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can't not public... yet
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okay, can public. so how do I invest?
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RH isn't public and can't be invested in by us commoners. Only way is if you run a VC firm or have millions to be an angel inves... |
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Press F to pay respects
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## Speaker_0: ##
>I have never been lucky in this life
>The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars.
Okay...
## Speaker_1: ##
For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff.
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Y... |
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> According to a spokesman at the Florida Department of Corrections, every person who is convicted in the state immediately begins accruing the $50 a day "cost of incarceration lien."
https://money.cnn.com/2015/09/18/news/economy/prison-fees-inmates-debt/
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He also sold in March, February, November, August, etc...it means nothing.
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He has a 10b5-1 plan. Regularly sells on predetermined days regardless of news etc. a lot of insiders liquidate some concentrated positions this way.
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Yes I know. ... |
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If he's releasing it, it doesn't hurt him. Watch it'll screw Dems over.
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The issue is that they want the whistleblower statement and he's not letting them see it. That's why $SPY briefly went up when he tweeted then went down. So idk let's see. I don't thin... |
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Call me babe ��
## Speaker_0: ##
Your username leads me to believe that I've just found my dream girl on a Reddit WSB shitpost about trying to find a girl on tinder. Who would've thunk it was possible?!
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Does it turn you on when I tell you about the 5... |
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nobody fucking wants american made cars holy fuck
## Speaker_0: ##
American made cars include:
Fiat
Toyota
Honda
Nissan
Mazda
Subaru
Hyundai
Kia
Volkswagen
Volvo
BMW
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automotive_assembly_plants_in_the_United_States
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy macys! Jk stores are dying
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Might actually be an opportunity with Macys as brick and mortars merge with online giants.
Imagine if Amazon bought Macys... You could just buy everything on Amazon and pick up in store the next day. Amazon gains all the pr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lets be honest, buffet would win everytime. Tesla small change.
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Musk has done more for me than Buffett has done for himself. He gave me hope that we will indeed travel the stars again. Buffett, what, made numbers have more commas?
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I’m a retard is this bad or good?
## Speaker_1: ##
Depends whether you think the Fed printing 60 billion dollars every night is a good thing or a bad thing. More money for everyone! I say why stop there. Let's print a trillion.
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It's the easiest way to infl... |
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A putty knife. Or just a butter knife. Thin flat metal. fuck.
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will a poop knife work?
## Speaker_2: ##
Not sure I have ever seen those two words consecutively. Please explain
## Speaker_3: ##
Does your family have a different name for the poop knife?
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my puts are fucking bleeding, this is for y’all wsb
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