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a flat tax rate is not the silver bullet but we certainly need to eliminate the convoluted tax system that requires a multi-billion dollar industry to stay compliant.
Trump should behead and mount heads on poles on top of the capital building.
The reason being is that the ... |
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Verbatim “so what’s the EPS looking like for the upcoming quarter?”
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My prof's husband is a lawyer for the federal government.
This is like a blonde girl in pigtails wearing a midrift and short skirt who says she's 15 and wants to know if you want to hang o... |
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you have to understand
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I hope you understand what a t12 halt is lmfao.
Fucking RIP. This is done. Halted til NASDAQ gets their paperwork. Which is a big pile of shit written by puneet I bet.
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what will happen if you have puts?
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How does one have 45k+ to his name if he thinks drys is a good long play. God damn. I demand a ban vote for this extreme high level of autism.
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but...but....but the spectrum...
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YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKING SPECTRUM
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i prefer in... |
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Reminder shills will be banned for not supporting Martin Shekrli in the use free markets laws provided by the nation for drug pricing. Buy a fucking economics book.
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You think anyone here understands econonics? You're setting us up for failure from the st... |
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Its really not that crazy at all, what is there to think about? It is virtually impossible to be 21, and have amassed skills worth anything at all to humanity in 2016. Either you're scraping by in a shitty dead end job, or paying 20k a year to avoid that.
Or, you circumven... |
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Never underestimate the power of selling overpriced shit to women
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I buy their shit too no homo
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Hmm... we may want our man card back with that statement...
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> man card
How is 2004 btw?
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How's life w... |
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Incels found a new home
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It's really kinda sad. I love games, it's one of my favorite things next to trading and playing the stock market game, but these people are just... So delusional and just financially illiterate.
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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I miss the gif wars of the autists.
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Rosebud vs haupt91 was literally the hardest I ever laughed on this sub. Glad to see rosebud making content again, but I know haupt91 is still banned :(
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how'd he get banned?
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IIRC, he st... |
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I've got $3k on Trump to win at 5:1 odds :D
All day on November 8th I will be playing [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiayoqypQwg&index=24&list=LLq1jPlmplW4E_UPePT4u81Q)
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Hahahha 3k. Jesus, you could have just flushed it down the toilet so mu... |
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Damn, if that had failed. You woulda been dead. Big balls.
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The most he could lose is his cost, and he could sell out a good portion of that.
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Those would be basically worthless if they had bad earnings
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No, they would still... |
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Yeah so I got cocky with my FB calls doing really well. I'm a current bag holder of AMD, so I decided to go all in with some amd calls 05/04 @ $12. Never knew I was autistic til today.
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When did you buy them?
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Mar 29th. I was hopeful on ear... |
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LOL it's like people asking where the money goes when the value of a stock drops. It's fucking intrinsic! The sheer stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me, we're heading towards the movie Idiocracy actually being our reality.
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But my fidget spinners a... |
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#Link to the thread about shorting Pandora:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/935h3r/stop_reading_this_and_go_short_pandora_p_right/
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I wasn't wrong. And I bought December puts precisely for this kind of bullshit price action.
The company is... |
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TFW all you do is buy calls on meme stocks and you outperform every hedge fund
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Try spending $14 billion on meme stock calls and see how you do.
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For real though, I feel kinda dumb losing a few thousand on memes and FD options. Imagine wa... |
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autism at its finest
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But imagine if you could make a fortune and pay back to your parents. Wouldn't they be proud of ya?
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I still owe them for their IRA's I borrowed against. Define 'fortune.'
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My Dad is one of that guys t... |
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All in on MU with 10x leverage and I will support the reinstatement of your old flair. I'm on good terms with the mod team, just check out my flair.
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Rip my old flair
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I've never had a flair :(
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Just make a bet like I did... |
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> makes $23k in a day
> immediately loses $28k
Mod this fuck
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While driving to work no less. Talk about compulsive behavior. True mod material.
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I wonder what else op was doing at the same time!
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Jerkin it
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Where do you idiots think yachts come from
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The yacht store. Duh.
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When a mommy yacht and a daddy yacht have full sails for each other...
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And then?
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Does anyone know Aston Martin's return policy? Asking for a friend.
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At least you saved the $10 commission on that $50k trade.
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Yeah, while I use RH, fuck if I'd use it for any "real" amounts of money. (more then a few grand)...
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Why? Do they typically not fill big orders quickly?
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They only ... |
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There would be gains they said...failed to notify red gains
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Red gains are still gains.
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\#AllGainsMatter
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you racist see color and assume it identifies as that color. #woke
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WE WUZ GAAAAAIIINZ
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I'm telling you this is going straight to /r/all.
If it hits #1 I will post a picture of my penis in whatever youguys want (nothing too harmful)
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found this on r/all, am extremely confused. sidebar says it's a stock-trading sub, post and comments suggest i... |
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at least i created content on the sub ololollool
fuck
edit: updating end-of-day tomorrow with a screen for u lads
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Fuck the haters. They wouldn’t have the balls to make these plays. No one gets it right every time.
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most of us don't get... |
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What is it that has been done?
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Our POTUS is flaccidly trying to distract from the ratcheting up of the russia investigation and it's working like a charm because people are fucking retarded.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-conducted-predawn-rai... |
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I'm failing to understand the micron moves down. I'm not invested in it at all, but it seems to be a fantastic company. What is the reasoning for the falls in price?
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just because its a fantastic company NOW doesn't mean it will be in the future.
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Why are you using a swedish broker in an arabic country?
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Not sure if sweden has an immigration problem joke or that you did not realise I turned the picture upside down
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NIGGA THE LANGUAGE STILL ISNT ENGLISH, YOU TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN BUT I... |
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Her lipstick looks smeared. Mah man
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Nah it's just a new look that reality stars and YouTube makeup tutorials are doing. Called snogging
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That's fucking ridiculous. I had to look it up because I thought you were bullshitting. You weren't bu... |
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You have to look at full path of market from beginning 2007 to 2010 to understand what most people now don't understand. Market corrections do involve certain days of "crashes" but its a much more sustained thing.
By October 2007 you're up 10+% from January.
This is bel... |
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Now this is fucking quality right here.
Get rich right fucking now or die trying.
Sure there is shit that could go wrong, but short of AMD going bankrupt instantly and you losing your job because you are suddenly an unhirable sex offender, you should be able to pay that ba... |
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OP, here’s to you hopefully finding your match
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It’ll never work if we’re making the same shit YOLO bets but it would be a wild ride
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Either you rocket to the tres comas club or meteor through the poverty line
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Either way, ... |
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If Amazon tanked instead, how much $$$ is Op likely to lose? Just want to see how large his balls are
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He would have lost everything. He did a 1 day options play and wagered over $8,500. This is extremely high risk.
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Even one dollar under h... |
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You see, you smacking your tendies out of your mom's hands are a metaphor for your poor decision making abilities. Bye bye tendies.
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Exactly! He gets free tendies literally handed to him and fucks it up.
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Maybe he was shorting the nuggets... |
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Lol well you can definitely get a motorcycle for under $2k..or you wanting a 2018 GIXXXXXXER for you and your boyfriend? You still have money left bro..think riskier
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Just a simple ninja 300 or maybe even 400 man.
Think riskier? Got it, SPY 300 july 12 call... |
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I’ve been saying for the past couple weeks, Trump could not stomach a war where he has to send troops into battle.. but a trade war is perfect for him. Nobody dies, and a whole lot of drama.
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I happen to believe the opposite. I think he see's war as this gl... |
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Lol Xi needs to step up to the plate now with even more tariffs, preferably targeted at Trump voting states
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[They voted for Trump, now soybean farmers could get slammed by the trade war](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/04/05/they-voted-for-... |
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The Model X and S can actually drive in water.
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That much water? I'm surprised that car didn't suck up water and hydro lock tbh.
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Yeah.
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Crazy.
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Will you *actually* release the Wu-Tang album since Trump won, or were you full of shit the whole time?
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yeah the wu-tang control part of it and i'm not sure they want it out
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AKA "I lied" lol cant even keep your word fuckboy.
You were sure... |
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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WHY the fuck would you buy options way above the current price that expire two weeks **before** earnings?
You deserve this loss.
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The trade was back in June and was the only January option at the time since the exact earnings date was still tentative.
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"Investing" wouldn't really make you any substantial money, despite what your finance professors say.
There's a big difference between traders and investors.
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Investing will make you money if you have enough capital... if you get 6% return a year on 300k th... |
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People buy it for the memes anyone over 20 knows it tastes like shit anyway.
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I‘M PICKLE RICK!!!! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!! I‘M PICKLE RICK!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Rick and Morty. The D... |
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not even a two percent drop on that biggest story
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What story? That's just a dude in a bunny suit
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That dude claim it is his biggest story in his career
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He claims there is a company that is going to collapse because ... |
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> The bond market isn’t concerned, it’s over when it gets concerned
Or, the bond market isn’t concerned because it’s a price stock market correction and not a sign of recession. The underlying business are in good health and stocks will start picking up again soon
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I went heavy on AMD in early 2015 because of an article I read about possible acquisition by Microsoft. Acquisition never happened, but my bet still played off. LONG $AMD
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How hard did you get when they announced Ryzen?
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Full chub. I sold sh... |
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What I got out of hos tweets was that this was a plan B if they couldnt scuba the kids out. Totally reasonable, hating him for trying to help is just wrong.
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Some people just want a reason to hate people. Especially wealthy people.
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LOL it's like people asking where the money goes when the value of a stock drops. It's fucking intrinsic! The sheer stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me, we're heading towards the movie Idiocracy actually being our reality.
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But my fidget spinners a... |
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Physical gold may be a good investment if it gets you laid. Otherwise you now have two ways to lose money: misplacement and depreciation. Not to mention, if a time arises when you want to cash out of gold you've gotta transport it, barter it, etc.
Or if the whole world ... |
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Claims "easy gains." Admits later in the thread that they "don't know shit about this stock."
Oh WSB....you slay me.
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You don't need to know a COMPANY (not stock lol) to get those sweet sweet gains.
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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3 months later when its sitting at 215 ill buy back.
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In at $212, should I sell now or wait for Model 3 release?
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I'd sell.
TSLA jumps from 200-265. It rarely goes above. Sell and buy back in.
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I got messages from RBC recommending me to their new online investment advisors. I think that is because I am down $15k from my ATH. Lol. They should be happy with all the commissions they are getting and be more supportive.
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ATH options?
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"Hundreds of years" 50% estate tax ensues with inheritances going to multiple family members who spend just like their grandparents and parents.
Reddit doesnt understand wealth.
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they keep their money in a dynasty trust. you don't understand wealth
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No, xi will bend those knees soon
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Waiting a few years for Cheeto to leave office is nothing for a president-for-life.
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Maybe they’re hoping the pushback will fuck up the economy juuuuust enough for the dems to win big in November and then f... |
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I think this is peak WSB. How do I buy puts on this sub?
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Just do the opposite.
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r/personalfinance
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Some of us just pretend to be retarded. PF actually is and doesn't realize it.
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Idk that 2.0% at all... |
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FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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If you are holding puts and didn't sell at the bottom then we are the same fucking person.
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I'm holding calls and didn't sell at the top. We're mirror images.
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I hate us
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Hi Elon
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Fuck. My comment history give it away? ;)
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No, you write with an South African accent.
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Fook.
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It is Thanksgiving week.....everyone needs the chikin' tendies
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But.... Turkey
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Turkey tendies are a delicacy
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But what happens on Monday?
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Fuck if I know.
Honestly there’s like 4-5 trades that consistently make money for me. The rest of the time I pretty much take potshots on FDs out of boredom and lose bigly
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which ones are the other 3-4
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Why haven’t u sold yet
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too much momentum going up, FB is looking to fill that gap to $185 and it's possible this week. watching carefully on the close though, may exit my position. if it closes strong today around 183, i will be holding and looking to s... |
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Should of at least said something realistic..like 85
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Hey, wassupobscurenetwork, just a quick heads-up:
**should of** is actually spelled **should have**. You can remember it by **should have sounds like should of, but it just isn't right**.
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And the Rich get Richer
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Can someone seriously ban this /r/latestagecapitalism fag? Mod me and it will be the first thing I do.
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What
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#CAN SOMEONE SERIOUSLY BAN THIS /R/LATESTAGECAPITALISM FAG? MOD ME AND IT WILL BE ... |
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His previous post said he had 65k puts on Facebook.
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The real question is how he had 65k to buy on fd's at 20.
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And how did he know on July 18th that FB was magically going to dog it this specific quarter.
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He asked 7 friend... |
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He seems like a reasonable person.
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The only way to create deterrence is to use language that the strong men dictators of the world understand. Hitler wasn't deterred by the pleasant talking Chamberlain.
Pompeo gave us the heads up on this: https://www.jpo... |
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tax free gains?
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Yeah because these are Roth IRA/Rollover 401k retirement accounts that won't be taxed until I actually withdraw them.
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Taxed at withdraw is not tax beneficial... Roth is taxed at the start, traditional is taxed at withd... |
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Go post this on r/personalfinance
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Hahahahahahahahaha...
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Please do this and link back.
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Seriously, please
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It's obvious they gon ban him
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anarcho-communist ��
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I’ve always wondered how a Government that didn’t exist would control the economy.
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It's an incredibly retarded political system and almost none of them have an answer for that.
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communism != central... |
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How do you get enough cash to put in $300,000 into a brokerage account? How much is in your 401K?
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Make 200k a year (lawyer or banker?). Spend 80k a year, save about 70k a year if you're purposefully frugal.
By the time you're 30 you have more than tha... |
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Its weird how gold still goes up. I though lower dollar boost commodities.
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There are many reasons for gold to be climbing, despite the dxy.
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Yes, many stupid people buying gold
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Found the salty guy.
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Hint: ... |
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Senior financial analyst. I hate my fucking life everyday!
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hey shouldnt you be a billionaire
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Fuck no I make 95k a year never gonna make a billion.
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95k with "senior" in your title? Oof.
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what's your sala... |
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This is retarded. He built and shipped small working capsules that they could have used to rescue the boys/coach. The fact they didn't use them doesn't mean he didn't try.
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Eh, People are seeing it as a PR move, mainly due to him tweeting and see him going t... |
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California alone outperforms Russia.
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it always amazes me when I see how small Russia's GDP is in relation to their land mass and perceived global presence
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Mercator map + Siberian wastes. Canada is a lot smaller than it looks, and the Hor... |
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How do you invest for 30 years and do that?
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It's hard to believe the post is true. I mean. You live frugally and you have a massive amount of cash. What kind of man would put ALL of it in options? How could you even make an order close to that big? Why mak... |
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The only thing that's oversold is the number of people saying the market is oversold. Time to **put** down the TA and the lines and look at the bigger picture
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I agree, but short covering, people playing "regression to the [incorrectly guessed] mean", etc... |
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Just wanna say be careful this level of dropping is unsustainable just like rising this much would be unsustainable. Shit could reverse anytime and we may not revisit these levels for awhile atleast not soon enough for FD’s.
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bears dont like this
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Positions before the open: http://imgur.com/Wfp54Nb
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You can sell uncovered options on RH?
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No.
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Then how are you short a SPY call?
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Because I also own a SPY LEAP. Poor mans covered call.
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What do I do I'm so fucked.
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A
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G
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G
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Buys one stock, pays people to manage his money. Definitely mod material.
## Speaker_1: ##
Eh. Nothing wrong with paying a professional to handle your finances if you’re too busy doing other important shit to properly do it yourself.
## Walls1337bot: ##
generally you'll m... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
What earnings plays are you guys looking at?
## Speaker_0: ##
V Calls. MSFT Calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
Already have positions in both. What about AMZN?
## Speaker_0: ##
What strikes for V?
## Walls1337bot: ##
$150 12/21
Bought them on Sept 24th when I thought I was ca... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I don't know how to short sell anything. So I bought some penny stocks.
## Speaker_0: ##
Close enough
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After fees, I'll be up $4 on a $1k investment. Have I YOLO'd properly?
## Speaker_0: ##
What's ur favorite color lipstick? When I suck your dick l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Weeks? Try days.
## Speaker_1: ##
Days? Try literally the second after my order fills
## Speaker_2: ##
When you buy and you're down 10% in minutes ��
## Speaker_3: ##
Options are great
## Speaker_4: ##
3x ETF is also great for this.
## Walls1337bot: ##
options on 3x ET... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You trade options right?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yep, 100% uncovered options
## Speaker_0: ##
Sending you PM
## Speaker_1: ##
Why do people always comment that.. Why not just send it
## Speaker_0: ##
It's a courtesy.
## Speaker_2: ##
Mailing you a severed finger.
## Walls133... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Usually I have to check if the tweets I see on here are real because they're so fucking crazy. This time I had to check because it actually makes sense.
## Speaker_1: ##
Getting rid of the EUs tariffs has always been his end goal. Only people who believe the TDS media haven... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Google is shit in everything except search. Hardware, software and services are ALL SHIT.
## Speaker_1: ##
>be Google
>Market rewards good products
>Dominate the cell phone market with Android software
>Somehow be shit.
Lol...go on.
## Speaker_0: ##
>... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This used to be the super bowl of WSB. Now it's just an afterthought
## Speaker_1: ##
Everyone got cleaned out trying to buy the MU dip the last 6 months.
## Speaker_2: ##
I just gave up playing micron options when I bought 2k worth of calls in like January and sold them... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
stop trying to steal others gains with your voodoo fag
## Speaker_0: ##
a rising cock lifts all faggots
## Walls1337bot: ##
consult the magic 8 ball. then inverse. just my recommendation.
## Speaker_0: ##
thx now my dick is stuck in the magic 8 ball
## Walls1337bot: #... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
There is a 100% chance of winning by buying all the tickets. It only costs $350M and you get a $950M profit.
## Speaker_1: ##
You will likely end up splitting the pot.
Also, it's $2 a ticket, so it costs more like $700M.
## Walls1337bot: ##
And there's a chance that there... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm a Swedish-American, take a look at their high personal debt levels and crazy overpriced housing market. Got so many immigrants ready and willing to work, but of course you can't lower the quality of already existing jobs lol... Although there is so much building that nee... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wanna pussy out but I can't without taking a 50% loss ��
## Speaker_1: ##
Well dumbass, it's either take a 50% loss (who the fuck is honestly even bidding on that? )
Or take a 100% loss next week. Your choice.
If you don't know which one to pick, ask mom and let us kno... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
1. Ouch
2. I am emotionally stable, so we good there.
3. This sucks a lot but I live well within my means so money just seems like numbers on a computer screen to me. I run a decent business so I am not too worried long term.
Going to hold these and sell off over the comin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
As a person that was a trainer for a retirement company, I can almost guarantee not a single person asked about a those. I would make a bet there were questions like: "It's my money, why can't I take it out?"; "How do I take a loan?"; "My friend told me about Hardships, how... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
hey this guy didn't sell IQ boys
## Speaker_1: ##
Just curious, how large is your short position?
## Speaker_2: ##
We got a regular Elon musk over here
## Speaker_1: ##
Shut up you boring bonehead.
## Speaker_3: ##
Go cuck a duck
## Walls1337bot: ##
You want him to fuc... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
That's it?
Edit: I got 100% short call's gains
## Speaker_0: ##
How are you even calculating that? Return on margin?
## Walls1337bot: ##
No, I sold calls, and they will expire worthless, so I made all the money, 100%
## Speaker_0: ##
You mean you made 100% of max prof... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
i think he has trouble "entering females" not because of his penis size....
but rather because HE IS RAPING THEM!!!!
Women get turned off by that.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ok what planet are you from? most women have a rape fanasty. And the idea of being helpless and manhandled d... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Transfer of wealth from 50,000 wsbers to the new 1%
Edit: I saw green and thought you were up but see () so maybe you’re down. Not sure how to react. Either way you’re a faggot 100%
Edit2: Thanks for your sacrifice
## Speaker_1: ##
No matter how much you lose, a box of ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
NVDA, GS, TSLA
Long time listener, first time caller. Is it really this easy making money trading options. This is from my first week, and it feels too good to be true.
## Speaker_1: ##
You'll have good days and bad days. You'll have strings of weeks where every trade see... |
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