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Why are you buying TSLA options if you don't already have an idea where it's going to go and are prepared to hold through wild swings? That stop loss was what,15%?
Grow some balls you pussy.
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I was going for a stop loss at a share price of $325 because onc... |
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$JNUG
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all in? or diversity?
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50% $JNUG, 50% $JDST
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with this strategy I might as well just pay the government right now you retard
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If you only sell when each one peaks, you should be able to print mone... |
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Hiring the BEST PEOPLE from Cooley Law School.
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The ITT Tech of law schools.
He very clearly was not hired for his legal skills, but was hired to get certain jobs done...
And the excuses they used for why they hired him were all over the place. An incompet... |
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So just curious what is wrong with Robinhood? I don't trade, like at all. When I was looking though that seemed nice because there isn't a commission.
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My main issue with it is the 3 day waiting period for funds after you sell, so you can't really make quick... |
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What the fuck is this place? The comments are like a combination of /r/investing and /r/4chan.
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this is where people that actually trade hang out. /r/investing is for pussies and /r/stocks supplies is with rubes to laugh about
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No fucking j... |
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no proof of gains = ban, be warned son
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hm, ok, nobody wants to just discuss the companies?
"This subreddit is not meant to be only for satire and memes."
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No - we just want proof of ur LEET GAINS to make us feel shittier about our autistic... |
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why do you long this bullshit? wal mart? What's next, GE?
Every time i see these plays i realize you don't have to be smart or knowledgable to have a decent size portfolio. any retard can do it
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The man just made 50 grand lol
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Didn't make... |
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I bought $2600 worth of Amazon FDs, 1500 strike, Friday before close. If Monday gaps up 1.5%, I'm predicting a huge spike in IV on these calls, making them worth roughly $7500. I did this math on my phone calculator, so if it works out, I'm a genius. If it doesn't work out a... |
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If you are implying that today feels like 08 to you, you have no idea what a real down day is like. A 1% day ain't nothin to worry about.
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OP is saying today feels terrible so they can't imagine what 08 would be like.
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08 was a shit s... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
or
Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defens... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Hmmm mmmm
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*thumps chest*
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Kaa! Fairy dust.
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you post in /r/politics
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haha good catch that's hysterical
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How is that a good catch? I post in other subreddits but I didn't just come here from /r/all. I post in the_donald way more than politics because I'm a Trump supporter.
Jesus, you... |
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He's been talking about Kimmel and Fallon and fake hair for ~15 minutes.
Edit he's talking about it now. 8:42 pm est https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVVZyUEJKF4
Edit: "We have the cleanest air and the cleanest water in the world." - Donny T everybody
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problem was he defrauded rich people, not poor people.
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exactly man, it's just rich people getting their revenge on him
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"ok we made an example out of him, pharma industry is all fixed folks nothing to see anymore!"
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Did sam... |
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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[bonus gains ](https://imgur.com/a/FOHjG)
Also to answer a few questions:
I most likely am going to sell soon and roll it into something else(haven't decided yet) more diversity than what I had though
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He wouldn’t have been worth 12 billion. Most likely would have sold when it reached into a couple millions. “Would have should have could have”
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Yeah, probably would sell when it’s in a couple millions and diversify.
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He’s already African Am... |
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Positions:
Bought 17x $305 tsla puts at close yesterday for around $6.20 sold today for $10.50.
Bought 3x $300 NFLX calls before earnings for ~$26 and sold for $30... sold too soon :( just looked guess I bought 1 contract at $16 something before earnings and 2 more on the m... |
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Also, make fucking bank on racist af papa John puts
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With you there brother. Let's ride, ride, ride.
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What are you holding?
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7/20 59.5P
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7/13 $59
7/27 $54.5
8/17 $57.5
Kinda all over the place b... |
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1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
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You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
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Yup. You basically play the pass line and then slowly move into the other bet... |
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I'll bet you a tendie
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Am all tendied out.
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Pussy
Gl tho
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I never gamble with pussy but thanks for the bet offer.
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smart man never gamble on margin with shit you don't have
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Why is an oil based country supporting an electric car company?
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diversification
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Makes sense. Thanks.
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To expand on that:
Look at Venezuela. 90% or whatever of their exports are based on oil. When oil tanked, the country... |
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I got downvoted there once for saying vanguard 500 is a pretty safe way to invest. Nope, Ally 1.25% or the highway.
Yeah enjoy that 1% you fucking serfs. With Trump's inflation you're literally losing money. You're giving it to sharks getting 10-15% out of your money with ... |
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I’ve always been afraid of chasing AMZN’s crazy valuation but they’ve laid out an excellent case for why AMZN remains a huge growth opportunity.
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The thing with amazon is that is there t anything like it. What other companies are growing in the two fastest f... |
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That's something I would do, but why options and not just $60,000 in Apple stock, then you dont' have to care about time decay and all that bullsh$t with options,
I put $40,000 into Apple when it was around 159, and it dropped to 142 and I got out, couldn't take any more l... |
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Just bought calls on mu to 70 by Friday ama
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But why
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Because MU?
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I bought $70 calls for January
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See, those are over 300 a pop. I only had 10 bucks leftovervfor you see, i am a peasant
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I'm loading up on may calls might lose a lot of money currently down 4 grand or so
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Proof bc we are doing that I guess
http://m.imgur.com/FenJzvz
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eh... im in a worse position, just gonna hold until ER and dump immediately after regardle... |
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God damn that’s tenderrific
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TENDIES!
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hey its me ur brother
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Wait I have a brother?
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And I am ur other other hot transgender brother/sister.
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Unpopular advice so downvote this appropriately: Take 30k and pay off your loan TOMORROW, put 5k in savings thats difficult to access and play with the rest as you see fit (Shoot for FU money if thats what you want). Report back with the location of your NYE raising canes ... |
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It's an advert from an investment firm to hire more women to the industry
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So are you saying there are two genders? And this ~~second~~ other gender should [aquire more math based degrees?](https://www.collegeatlas.org/top-degrees-by-gender.html)
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Yeah that and these fucking RH screenshots of accounts with less than a few grand. Yeah, alot of people here use RH these days and that's fine but no one is proud of your sub par returns over the past impressively bullish year.
Sigh..
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Sorry for the stupid ... |
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of course you knew this. Is this a paper you are writing for your safe spaces course?
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No, I googled IV Crush to see what all the fuss was about, and instead of investment advice I found gifs of Voltron destroying the assholes of little anime boys
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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Don’t leave us in suspense now.. whats the move for tomorrow?
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We want /u/Volte next moves, not OP.
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Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want, but I think it's pretty obvious the market is being heavily manipulated by a bunch of dudes wi... |
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[Almost doesn't matter what I have](https://imgur.com/a/S2iA4)
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Out of the loop here, what exactly happened for everything to go red? Politics? Trade deals? Massive heist? Or has the shit tornado just come full circle and sprayed liquid fertilizer all over t... |
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It's EU.
They didn't have shit on USA to begin with.
Lemme know when xi bends the knee
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Legit, the 200b tarrifs pending with China and their currency manipulation is the real problem for the market as a whole.
The EU problem was the auto tarrifs
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Congrats on becoming a mod
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I thought the threshold for mod here was negative a milly.
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His account was worth between 1 and 1.5M several times throughout the year
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and 2M a month ago. Jesus
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Are you really ... |
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It’s only money...
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That’s what I’ll tell the irs
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Look at the bright side, you’re set for your max 3k capital gains deduction for the next 283 years.
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does it roll over to dependents?
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Definitely not if h... |
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Man.. Gave you gents a heads up.
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You have $200 in your brokerage account, fuck off you broke faggot
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Rather be broke than stupid enough to play earnings for a company who thinks it's nvda? I'm glad you lost you fucking jumbo cunt
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Holy shit, I was literally thinking this on my way to work this morning. Although I thought they didn't invest at all. Just simulate stock and pay out the few winners with money from all the losers. Then pocket the rest.
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The idea isn't new. That was /u/they... |
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In italy we have had parmesan bonds for a few years. It's bonds from small-medium enterprises backed by a huge sum of parmesan that works as collateral if payments are late. It's one of the many example of real assets bonds
ADD: In italy most enterprises are family-conducte... |
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> What am I doing wrong
> Doesn’t post holdings/trades
Yea wait a sec, i’ll ask my crystal ball. You fucking retarded ape
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Relax.. I am holding your mom right now...
Should I go all in?
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That’s actually pretty good tbqhfflfam
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Is this for real though?
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This is real. But there is inflationary and interest rate pressures to consider.
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Don't forget counterparty risk. Not sure I trust a gas station running a scheme like this.
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They're not making mone... |
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AMD bagholders unite
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AyyyMD. In since $8.99.
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AyyMD since $2.40
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Proof or ban
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[Here](http://imgur.com/a/f0rPU) is my history. I sold when it hit 9 the first time, and my current position is 700 at 8.68.
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Masturbate 3x in one hour and report results, this is what you're trying to accomplish.
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That would be a great analogy if my testicles didn't produce enough to repopulate your mother's stomach.
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No idea how you formulated that response, bu... |
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Join the Clinton campaign
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Found the Trump supporter.
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Your downvotes tell me you found lots of us.
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Lowest IQ through all reddit.
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Can someone TLDR this, I'm busy counting SQ tendies
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They put a TLDR at the bottom of the article:
>SUMMARY OF EMAIL CHAIN
>Email to Donald Trump Jr. refers to setting up meeting with a Russian lawyer.
>Email cites sensitive information that is '... |
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I'm going to be asleep when this posts so for all I know it could be really shitty. But do me a favor if you enjoyed the gif. I'm covering my puts on $GOD and hoping not to go to hell for this gif by asking that - if you enjoyed this post or any of my other ones - consider g... |
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The real truth is that some of the DD here is solid as fuck.
Gotta sift through the 100 “my dick is telling me calls on Roku” posts and find the real gems tho
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yup. the dude who called the great fall of fedex last week only got like 3 upvotes on his post lma... |
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The girl in the blue shirt just looks hotter tbh
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In what shithole is she hotter? She has the face of a 4 where I live and she looks like if she ate anything she'd be fat. I'm starting to get how ugly people keep breeding.
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He said hotter, n... |
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Wolf of Wallstreet style yachts, anything new over 130 feet?...none! you couldn't even buy a used one or hire the crew needed to run and maintain it
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way to be a debbie downer
why don't you support his dreams instead of dragging him down?
he could get an i... |
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I have been bag holding these Jan 190c which is bought on a dip because V is always supposed to go up. Haven't even made a penny of profit yet
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I never buy OTM options, that’s straight up gambling. What’s your delta? Like .27? lol tight dude
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Not student loans man you cant bankrupt those away... Yet.
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Lowest interest rate tho
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Not as low as a secured loan.
Save up your money or sell your car or something, buy a CD through the bank at like 1.5%, borrow against that with a se... |
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Isn't that straight up bribery lol? That's buying the vote.
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What year do you think it is? This is the new norm.
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"New"?
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No - it's called "lobbying" so it sounds fancy and legal.
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This is a brilliant plan, 10/10
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Limit two mags per person.
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sell them in the parking lot for $20
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Instant state felony
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How?
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I'd assume that selling ammo without a license is illegal, at t... |
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20000
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Bear gang
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I want the economy to do well, I just have a bad feeling. Lots of uncertainty plus we are near the 10 year cycle. Plus I honestly think the Fed wants to keep raising interest rates and crash the economy just to make Trump l... |
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Guess he has and is using that real estate depreciation to his full advantage
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I would too
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Thats called business.
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Yeah but losing $916 million isn't exactly the good kind of business.
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How did he lose i... |
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This is the next recession mark my words dumbasses
Why is anyone acting surprised, we literally just experienced the 2nd longest bull run in history. You guys think overpriced rent, car loans, trillion $ student debt, and bloated real estate markets were sustainable?
Tru... |
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>joking about suicide
>joking
Hahahaha
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I'm only allowed to kill myself after my dogs die.
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I can adopt your dogs
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They're actually cute little bastards who get away with too much.
https://imgur.com/Zpoiq6Y
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anarcho-communist ��
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Translated to English it means "I hate the Government. Government give me money"
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i.e. antifa faggots
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How do you figure?
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Either I’ve spotted the antifa fag or you’ve never seen the... |
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#H-H-H-HALTED
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Why it was halted interests me...any news yet?
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Huge spike like 15 min before he announced
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that seems like, insider trading?
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$1,100 gain in 1 day trading puts / calls. :D
http://imgur.com/t9hyulC
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As someone new to investing would you mind explaining what exactly this means? I did some reading on it and thought I understood but I guess I don't. Like let's just look at your la... |
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So you are telling a multi billionaire, also the president of the most powerful country in the world, that he could have been richer?
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Hes not a billionaire
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What’s your proof? Not that I really give a shit but your statement is about as ... |
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Anybody stupid enough to reference horoscopes or buy into that shit is an automatic hell no.
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That's why I went full autist, I knew it was a lost cause and now I'm just going for the lols.
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She also texts really annoying with the emojis, ex... |
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> it's full of capitalists, it just gets my blood boiling
....huh
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Mods we need a disclaimer.
WARNING: CAPITALISM INSIDE
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Nope. I want them good and fucking triggered.
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That post got me banned from the late stage capi... |
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The difference to me is, Elon seems to somewhat care about people, and I believe he works on projects like EV, rockets, hyperloop, etc, because he believes that they are beneficial to humanity and the current system is flawed.
Bezos on the other hand, has no problem replac... |
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This is who were taking money from. Never feel bad about that
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Nah, he probably made more in that week than 90% of this sub.
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I would be making bank, if it wasn’t for bitch mommy.
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mummy mummy
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See that fireball? I’m inside that holding my dick instead of the ejection cord on my $HD calls.
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Honestly I've never heard of anyone here making money on $HD calls.
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Fucking nice.
One of my buddies earlier this year said DT is one of the best presidents ever. I asked why, he said you should see my 401k. He went on to explain how he’d modified his 401k to be more aggressive, to take advantage of the wild growth.
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bought 1k shares of NPTN before market close... FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Edit- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAYYYAAA!
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Look on the bright side. Now you know you're an idiot and get to claim capital loss deductions for more than three years. Congratulations!
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This and the fact that the guy didn't use borrowed money is the only silver lining.
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What are you invested in that MU’s PE, PEG, and price to FCF doesn’t cause you to pass out from blood loss due to an immediate oversized erection while reading their 10Q?
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PE is great when compared to Intel. Who else does MU compete with?
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Lol Nvidia doesn't give a shit what little bitch amd does
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I work in VFX and can safely say I'm right there with Nvidia (no fucks given)
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Balvenie 12 doublewood for casual and Macallan Rare Cask for special occasions.
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I love Macallan, I enjoy the double cask on a nightly basis, save Yamazaki 12 year for the weekend and 25 year for the special occasions
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I wish I understood why you people like him
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Check out his YouTube channel. Autism + intelligence and got rich
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I mean why he still gets praise after the whole ordeal that got him jail time
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It’s a joke on this sub. Nobody r... |
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Trade in my Pondiac for a Honda Civic.
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I can't imagine the life of a used Civic driver
I'm not out buying new cars or anything but what a boring ass car
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Come on man. Don't kick us while we're down. The new styles are pretty good looking
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finally someone who understands that the markets were actually pricing in zero rate hikes next year
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I dunno man, experts from every financial thread on r/news says otherwise...
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>experts from every financial thread on
>
>r/n... |
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And double-digit margins would be tits, lmao
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They could easily have this if they sold liquor. Twin Liquors was having their dollar sale, one dollar above wholesale price, and they get some healthy margins.
I bought like $200 worth of booze and saved like ... |
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Some guys I know pooled together $2k worth of lottery tickets and planned to either "stop at $100k in winnings or go broke trying!"
They went from $2k --> $240 --> $6 --> $0
They are now mods at WSB.
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The logic in that is hilariously bad hahaha wh... |
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diversification is a great thing you know
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't enjoy investing I enjoy gambling
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Did you invest your entire portfolio and savings in AMD? and at what entry price?
## Speaker_1: ##
I invested my whole gambling budget into AMD. I have my... |
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GDP report in the AM. If that's also bad... well, you'll see.
## Speaker_1: ##
What time?
## Speaker_2: ##
8:30 am
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Timezone?
## Walls1337bot: ##
The only one that matters.
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1. Fuck You
2. Save some money for taxes or your fucked
3. Congratulations man
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I would reorder this as 3, 2, 1. and say goodbye to most of it bc uncle sam is right behind you waiting for you to bend over.
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It's 32% over ~157.5k obvious... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Who will win? An undefeated fighter who has boxed his entire life?
Or that white guy?
Tough one.
## Speaker_1: ##
and is 40... My money (if I had any) would be on Mcregor. I don't know boxing but is there a spread, like micky g can lose but I still win? Because I think t... |
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Mine too. One day I aspire to be the hand that takes the money.
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I'd be happy if I was at least the doge.
## Speaker_2: ##
> doge.
jesus chirst.. you're a fucking adult and you say, "doge" and on top of this fucking worthless post that adds absolutely n... |
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Omg, trade wars ARE easy to win
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Yeah, thanks for the 50 downvotes, fuckers. This is [EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK I SAID WOULD HAPPEN](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/89osor/donald_trump_tweet_we_are_not_in_a_trade_war_with/dwsgk34/).
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Why does it cost them so much to run their app? Are they really not acquiring any revenue from the ads they run or the news corporations who have special spots on their stories page?
How does Snapchat even afford to keep their servers running?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because they... |
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Why is an oil based country supporting an electric car company?
## Speaker_1: ##
diversification
## Speaker_0: ##
Makes sense. Thanks.
## Speaker_2: ##
To expand on that:
Look at Venezuela. 90% or whatever of their exports are based on oil. When oil tanked, the country... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
Call 1-800-273-8255
Available 24 hours everyday
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuck you, let the natural selection take its course. This isn't /r/investing. You know what your doing here on wallstreetbets.
*if you can't afford to lose, you can't af... |
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Yeah so I got cocky with my FB calls doing really well. I'm a current bag holder of AMD, so I decided to go all in with some amd calls 05/04 @ $12. Never knew I was autistic til today.
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When did you buy them?
## Speaker_0: ##
Mar 29th. I was hopeful on ear... |
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He gets a bad wrap. He's brilliant and taught himself advanced chemistry to short Pharmaceutical industries coming out with bogus products.
If a new pill was coming out, he'd research it to see if it was legit... if it wasn't he'd short the company and then release tons of... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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He said it's play money so ya, very rich
## Speaker_2: ##
Very rich
Uses Robinhood cause commission is too ex... |
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Last year they were saying anything over 3 was a pipe dream lol.
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Its one quarter, YoY was 2.8 pct ( which is what "they" are referring to).
QoQ has been above 4 pct many times in the past 10 years, including 2 quarters in 2014, 1 in 2011, 6 pct in 2009... |
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Oh shit. I’ll take a $75 amazon gift card.
## Speaker_1: ##
Right lol
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Yeah how do i get that
## Speaker_3: ##
Just keep emailing them. I’m going to see if I can get them to double that.
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ah good old WSB. Never quit while you're ahead
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bought the books and audio material but never started it.
Edit - in 2016
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So you ended up taking it or nah?
## Speaker_0: ##
Still in the planing phase, to when start the studying.
## Speaker_1: ##
My nigga
Edit - *ninja
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*nigga
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Where's the rope
## Speaker_1: ##
This is the starter kit.
## Speaker_2: ##
The rope comes in the expansion pack
## Speaker_3: ##
WSB DLC
## Speaker_4: ##
How can I invest in rope?
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$MMM
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What's wrong with $MMM, long term?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Shkreli called into IB on stream and confirmed that this does indicate a demo/simulation account.
## Speaker_1: ##
Martin is a man of action
## Speaker_2: ##
Shkreli oficially unhated now?
## Speaker_3: ##
How can you hate our lord and savior?
## Speaker_4: ##
Serious ... |
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