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Is America great again yet?
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give it a couple months
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Till impeachment then?
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lol I dont want to get political here but people have been saying he will be impeached since he was inaugurated. It gets old and is equivalent to... |
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Those people are struggling to build the financial stability needed to raise a child and you told them they're fucked when you could have told them to quadruple that $40k in a week by downloading Robinhood and buying JNUG. You deserved to get banned.
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I've m... |
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my mum is millionaire by inheritance and she gives me money to attend college in US
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> my mum is millionaire by inheritance and she gives me money to ~~attend college in US~~ play with options.
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i pump oversea money straight into the... |
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The funny part for me is how it seems like the price goes up $100 every time someone mentions the pricing on the new model
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$1500 now, thanks
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$1600 if you want to use it to make phone calls*
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no way i'm spending 1700 on a p... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Got puts when it was high of day, I was down like 30% but now green.
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I bought calls at the high of the day because I hate myself.
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Get puts quick!
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I already had 14 puts from a couple weeks ago.
There's no saving m... |
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This guy owns three houses lmao
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Before he ran for president and made all that money off his book he was worth so little. It was sad. He had been in Congress for 25 years and was worth less than a million.
He must be really bad with money.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ctpr1p/update_sister_took_250k_from_mother_with_dementia/
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I just want to say FUCK R/LEGALADVICE
Oh, interesting situation gets updated with more information or resolution? LET’S AUTOMATICALLY LOC... |
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I don't know how to short sell anything. So I bought some penny stocks.
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Close enough
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After fees, I'll be up $4 on a $1k investment. Have I YOLO'd properly?
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What's ur favorite color lipstick? When I suck your dick l... |
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Talk to us when you're making 500%, not 20% fgt
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Post your positions faggot, he did.
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here, fgt
https://imgur.com/2KQVewf
https://imgur.com/RNMInqI
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Watch out of the tax bill :)
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Thanks, yeah it's a... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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What type of work do you do?
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Im a boring ass pharmacist
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Buy additional professional insurance. Don't trust your employer not to throw you under the bus.
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Nah if I fuck up I'll just kill myself no biggie
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> “Maybe it’s because I’m just getting my feet wet, but it excites me more than anything else. The stock market is incredibly boring. There’s not enough action going on in the big stocks for a college student who doesn’t have a lot of money.”
Sounds like he belongs here
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Good for MU?
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good for AAPL because having a fancy phone > food and water
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Honestly, yeah, you’re pretty right.
Consumer income just went up and people will be willing to pay higher prices and consumers more. All of the “trendy” compa... |
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this is what happens when robinhood gives options to thousands of austists all on the same day
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I’d insult you but I’m better than that, you ugly ass faggot.
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Well... At least he's not perfect like you!
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Thanks, you ugly as... |
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What do you think he's gonna OD on?
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Bullets.
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The Seth Rich special
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That's the one where you get robbed and shot, but they don't take anything from you they just throw it away a block later, right?
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It's t... |
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why the fuck are you still holding...you had a 70k gain...these are like hot potatoes...get rid of them
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I did sell at that price
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post the screencap
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done
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I just wanted to fap to it, thanks
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I love when incompetent people make companies crash and burn....
like that psycho control freak Melissa Meyer that rekt yahoo against a telephone pole... and Tim Cook.. that has no idea what he is doing. He looks like a guy that would help me in a hardware store however.
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I genuinely admire that you are man enough to update. Cant be said for many of the rat-fucks here
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Man, you know how difficult it would be to fuck a rat? Just think about that a min.
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Not for op
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Two words
Tooth pick
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This past Friday was nuts. At one point I was down $3,000 and ended up profiting $540 after selling EOD.
Also time to move all of my funds back over to optionshouse. I just transfer over all of my money to a new/different broker when this happens. Close to 25K.
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Has Europe contributed anything to the world since the Rennaisance?
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Hitler basically started one of the best stock market rallies in America in history. Credit where credit is due I guess.
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And he created Volkswagen
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And th... |
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>unrealized
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You’re correct. Because it is going to run even more tomorrow
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Oh man, you just jinxed the shit out of yourself
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Lol
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LOLOLOLOLOL yo OP feel that dick yet
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He ded
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Elon was the catalyst they needed. You know they kicked the rescue effort into high gear when they heard this psychopath was on his way over with his kid sized death trap.
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When I saw the “submarine,” I was at a loss as to how it was any better than just dr... |
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The guy literally funds dissent to aid his timing in currency exchange. Fuck Soros. With a hammer. Not the handle.
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Explain pls?
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Open Society Foundation. He spends a billion dollars a year funding riots and protests to advance his brand of ... |
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Who the fuck has thanksgiving near the end of November. Figure it out
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The country who acts as a buffer against illegals to your country, specifically rapists.
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You guys wouldn't have that issue if you had strong immigration laws like us... |
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Trading options is good and easy to win.
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I try to tell people own hundreds or thousands of shares in their accounts to at the VERY least, sell high out of the money calls for extra % gains.
Then they try and understand options in the slightest and they giv... |
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Tech valuations are insane
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When Facebook bought Instagram for 1B, I was sure of it.
When Facebook paid close to 20B for Whatsapp, I was doubly sure of it.
Still waiting...
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still have no idea what whatsapp is and never heard of anyone us... |
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this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/2007scape
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Lol, to be a fly on the wall in the home of one of the adults who obsess over th... |
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Nugger please
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Nuggers are for the poor. Always aim for tendies.
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I thought it there was an amendment about buying nuggers now.
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3/5 of a tendie is a nugger
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Tendies are just double nuggers
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You are just looking at the 2 year peaks that AAPL has when it releases a new model vs an S model. The newest peak "Bullshit" should go on for almost another year, while they have record breaking sales on the 8 model.
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I actually think they fail to break th... |
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Where were you when DOW hit 20k?
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Taking a shit at work.
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Taking a shit at home.
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Taking a shit on a bus.
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Who rides a bus?
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People who live in countries with good public transport.
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Upvoting anyone who posts any variation of "I'm a Tariff Man".
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Man a I’m Tariff
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Take your upvote you slut.
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The upvote is subject to a 25% Tariff.
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The tariff is made with potassium benzoate
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What he actually said was "yes, but not on impact" when asked if he would want to die on mars.
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So from wind storm. Got it.
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Mars atmosphere is too thin for wind storms to actually cause major damage.
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That’s a interesting ... |
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Do it again and you'll have $122,000
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/r/theydidthemath
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Don't fucking say it
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/r/theydidthemonstermath
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op replied to himself lol!
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ya people do that on reddit for the karma... |
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Yeah Black Monday was bad, but you’re forgetting that it’s currently Black History Month.
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long welfare
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^white people mostly
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Someone doesn't know how percentages work.
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Looks like several people do... |
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You forgot
>1999 yahoo purchases broadcast.com for $5.7b and turn Mark Cuban into a smug know it all billionaire.
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> into a smug know it all billionaire.
Dude's net worth has decreased since '99 even though the market has doubled, and he's still... |
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Mostly taxes.
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i.e. 50% immediately stolen by the govt
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“Stolen”
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"Govt"
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"the"
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Well you also need a pretty large starting sum so you can live off a few % of gains a month
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Pretty much this, you need 400k if you can make 25%/year and want to live on 100k/year, and that's without putting anything back in to grow your fund.
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Get out while you can or else sell 500 calls on the $10.50 strike... earliest expiry you csn.. and keep doing that till your $10 calls expire..
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Probably the only sound response here
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He absolutely needs to sell as many calls strike $10.50 ... |
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77% gross margin and still losing money...are they burning it for heat?
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This; why are they losing money?
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Because it’s tech and that’s allowed and still keep a high valuation.
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Unless you’re earning $1B/month making mem... |
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What's dia puts? Sperm cell level newbie here
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I bought put options on DIA which tracks the DOW Jones index
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What does DIA stand for? Sorry man I just want to learn but dont know much
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Jesus H.
Type "$DIA" into google and... |
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Buying bamboozle puts
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Sup
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Username is 5m 10 days old. I'll call this r/beetlejuicing
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Its weird that people have started saying bamboozle so much lately. I dont get it.
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*Suuuuure* you don't.
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Post his P/L.
I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.
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Eh. Maybe. I moved this dude with about 6 screens. When I showed up his IB terminal was up and his jaw dropped when this dirty dude who owns a ghetto van actually knew w... |
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Last i checked on nasdaq Apple insiders started selling when it was at $220ish Microsoft insiders havent really sold yet
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That’s because $msft is still on the way up, up, up! Fucking Azure, office365, and soon to be subscription OS. Monthly recurring reven... |
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I got June calls today. When most luxury retail tanks, value retail surprises. The charts of COST and WMT tend to work in tandem, compare them. Not a huge position but a logical one I think.
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Thanks. Hope to hear more feedback
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The e... |
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I like it. Have to make money to pay the taxes on your first half mil.
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or my taxes just get even worse xD
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Make sure you set aside money for taxes otherwise you'll end up like the dude that owed $500k~ in capital gains and lost all his pro... |
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R.I.P Italy
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Democracy is so dangerous. We need more rapists on welfare to help the economy
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You are a fucking idiot.
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You are fucking blind
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White, “disabled” Trumptard, rants about immigrants on ... |
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What the fuck do you do in that situation really?
Fly to a country with no extradition?
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Basically hire a bankruptcy attorney and prove the losses were legitimate and not losses because you withdrew it for Vyvanse and strippers.
Although...him not having a... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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I thought you don’t have to worry about that considering how long you’ve held them, or am I retar... |
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The second dog is r/wallstreetbets
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The rodent's text should represent the fact that we are officially now overdue for another lengthy US recession which are remarkably evenly spaced over the last 30, and even 100 years. See: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/ser... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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This sub is gay now
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Are you a fan of the unforced error of imposing restrictive tariffs?
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Tariffs are ultimately taxes that are paid by Americans.
If you wouldn't cheer at a new federal sales tax, you shouldn't cheer for a tariff.
Too ba... |
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LOL at how almost every response clucks about how "she's gambling"
yeah no shit... that's what investing is, idiots
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Investing is not gambling.
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True, but the stock market is gambling.
The only thing I'd properly consider "investing" is ... |
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Source pls, wtf was that.
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[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5183225/Cyclist-shoots-fireworks-bikers-home-launcher.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5183225/Cyclist-shoots-fireworks-bikers-home-launcher.html)
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What a ffe... |
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This hurts. This may be worse than the great /r/me_irl bamboozle of 2016
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What happened there? I must have missed it.
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/u/lordtuts wanted karma by asking for karma in exchange for a tattoo. He gets his karma; no tattoo. People are upset.
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Don’t let Bernie Sanders see this he is gonna be so pist
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Bro I hate it when my fellow liberals attack Jeffy B, Zuckdawg, Musk, and Kylie Jenner.
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Yeah, I just kinda hate when my fellow liberals just blindly attack the rich in general. I... |
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Bro what is this brokerage? Switch to like TD ameritrade and use think or swim. Their customer service is top tier. These guys are using your money to Schwab their ass
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Yeah think or swim is neat, but dude the cost on TD is almost not worth it.
I would rath... |
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The big short dude, Eismen, is shorting Canadian banks now. He said he doesnt think it will be as the bad as the US housing crisis was, but there is definitely a problem brewing with interest rates and home costs. He seems fairly confident that there will be a large correc... |
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Tell me how to short Earth again.
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Invest in Coal
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*clean coal.
„ ... take out clean coal — meaning, they’re taking out coal. They’re going to clean it — is opening in the state of Pennsylvania, the second one.”
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can someone explain to what happened here for me? was it just some guy gambling and losing on options? or was the place he "invested" with a scam?
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They are legit but it was the 1 day oil drop of 7% and the natural gas gain 14% that wiped them out. They play... |
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Incels found a new home
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It's really kinda sad. I love games, it's one of my favorite things next to trading and playing the stock market game, but these people are just... So delusional and just financially illiterate.
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Delusions of grandeu... |
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20% APR jesus
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Needed this shit by today, everything was 5 day holds. If next weeks bullish I’ll pay it off immediately and play with the money
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so you took out a loan to try and catch knives?
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This is some Great Depressio... |
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That just sounds like capitalism with extra steps.
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Our friends are still learning the benefits of efficiency
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Yes. So efficient that private industry and the banking system as a whole need to be completely propped up by government once ev... |
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Can it not be both, autist OP?
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yeah you just gotta play your cards right
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Is it not at least a little fair to say Trump has been sandbagging an otherwise strong market? Is that fake news?
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Expect snap to hit 435 a share at market open. Legit.
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holy shit. how are calls so cheap right now??
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Cause its a company with no way to make money.
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When has that ever mattered in tech?
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Something... |
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You'll have better luck going to a roulette table and guessing black/red correctly 10 times.
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Not true, you only have a 44.7% chance of winning due to the 0 and 00 spots.
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Still true. Even with 0 and 00, you would still have more luck guessi... |
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What just vets?
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Veterans are the goto group for a politician to grandstand on. It's harder to vote against a benefit for the poor victimized vets than it is to vote against something for the general public.
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Benefit?
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Am I the only one here to think I'm so much better than everyone I know who invests too just because I'm on this sub.
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Suck my balls chain whores.
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That really sucks man but this is why you never go all in on shit like this.
To be fair if you didn't do this kind of stuff you would likely have never run 75k into 900k but continuing to Yolo every play with no stops you were eventually going to blow your shit up and you ... |
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[This was my peak (and also when my mom told me to take my profits)](https://imgur.com/a/UNxKnpp)
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What did your mom say when you told her you lost $5000? Or have you not told her yet?
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Considering the fact that my parents divorced over my ... |
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Happy to answer any questions that aren't like yesterdays 'what are options?'.
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How did you have a margin account with only $900 to start with? I thought you need $50k to trade on margin.
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I have other accounts.
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But I... |
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Mine too. One day I aspire to be the hand that takes the money.
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I'd be happy if I was at least the doge.
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> doge.
jesus chirst.. you're a fucking adult and you say, "doge" and on top of this fucking worthless post that adds absolutely n... |
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Did you inherit this money? No way you built up to a million to lose it all from a thread of autists
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My other account is u/baddaytrader you can watch the rise and fall from my post and comment history
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Decided today is the day I make my first trade. Seems like $SQ is a good one to get today eh? Or $MU, or open to suggestions.
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I would say MU is more stable than SQ atm. Not sure where SQ will go from here. I bought more MU today and I’m debating if i sho... |
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Im green today, yall just suck.
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What does your mother's job have to do with any of this?
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Dude... my Moms dead
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OP knows that... Who's dick you think she choked to death on?
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Jesus Christ
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back to $1.00, ill get back in then.
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I don't care what you do, but the $5.98 exercise price sets a pretty firm lower limit.
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You think it is worth adding more at around 6,5 if it goes that low?
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And double-digit margins would be tits, lmao
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They could easily have this if they sold liquor. Twin Liquors was having their dollar sale, one dollar above wholesale price, and they get some healthy margins.
I bought like $200 worth of booze and saved like ... |
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Aww, cranky greedy traders are angry theres market volatility and theyre losing? I cry. I cry.
Edit: yes hit that down button, let me taste those tears. Make those losses feel a little less painful. Muhahahahha
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You go back to check how many downvot... |
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That’s like 4 burritos vs a house in the hills and 2 Bugatti’s. I would spend that $50 on a gun to oof myself
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Not even a gun, they cost at least $200 last time I checked
## Speaker_2: ##
He can barely afford to rent a gun from a range for 30min to do the d... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
1 - You have a gambling problem
2 - This is amazing
3 - Good luck
## Speaker_1: ##
4 - ???
5 - ~~Profit.~~ Lose all money to crippling gambling addiction.
## Speaker_2: ##
> My $2.5M would be gone forever
OP has $100K. He thinks, somehow, that the $2.5M he had is... |
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Honest question because I am not knowledgeable: so I see this thing happen occasionally in the tech industry on occasion where a large company buys out a small company and causes stock to shoot through the roof. I enjoy gambling but hate to drive three hours to the casino so... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
$800 dont run shit
## Speaker_1: ##
Add margin and u can afford an entire amazon share
## Speaker_2: ##
$2k minimum equity for margin accounts tho
## Speaker_3: ##
My broker let me have 20x margin with a minimum of 10 dollars. Bought AMD worth 2k with 100 dollars and got ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
A lot of fucks must of had limits to sell at 14.00. Didn't last there for a second.
Edit: just can't hold above 14. I've been holding these shares for a while, just go to $15 already
## Speaker_1: ##
People have been bagging holding this bitch for a while. It's been goin... |
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Perfect time to buy those puts.
## Speaker_1: ##
For real though... Maybe.
I have no idea wtf I am talking about.
## Speaker_2: ##
Careful, i got burned on here trying to sound smart. Instead i sounded autistic.
## Speaker_1: ##
I am autistic.
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But... |
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To be fair, back then the Dow was 13,000 points.
## Speaker_1: ##
THEN: 1k/13k ~ 7.7% drop
NOW: 1.3k/27k ~ 4.8% drop
## Speaker_2: ##
Checkmate you fucking cucks
## Speaker_3: ##
Can you not be toxic please thanks
## Speaker_4: ##
Checkmate you fucking cocks
## ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What was your major in college? How’d you end up at the job you are now?
## Speaker_1: ##
Was a math major at a decent school and applied to my first job via a posting on the career site. Moved around by following people and being good at interviews I guess. It helps to lo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
## Speaker_1: ##
Only real truth I've read in this thre... |
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Holy shit my 10.5 call. SU BAE DO IT BB
## Speaker_0: ##
it'll expire worthless lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
Let me have this moment
## Speaker_1: ##
No
## Walls1337bot: ##
But This is the first time I've felt movement in my penis in 2 months
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## Speaker_0: ##
How can a single person on this sub still support Trump after the past two months? Economic fundamentals haven't changed much but his big fat fucking mouth is creating problems where are there shouldn't be. I've personally lost about 20% of my net worth thanks to his beating... |
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Is this a circlejerk, or are you guys being serious? Holy shit. A 3% drop is nothing and it shouldn't be a surprise that green companies are down after last week's election. TSLA is at a weak point given their cash flow needs, and they might be in trouble if those clean v... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fake who the fuck would just transfer money to a random 27 years old....
## Speaker_1: ##
The dude that lost a shit ton on XIV was also pretty young and people still threw money at him
## Speaker_2: ##
Ya he had gathered like almost 2 mil from family members. Crazy.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
? open interest is still low for all of those strikes. (~600) shut the fuck up and grow some balls
## Speaker_1: ##
He's looking at the volume. Had been 6k-12k.
## Speaker_0: ##
but open interest is still 600 on 12k volume or do i have to ELI5
## Speaker_2: ##
ELI5 becau... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
4X LIFESTYLE, VOLUME UP
��Day Trader | 23 ✏Documenting My Life ��Here to Motivate, Educate, and Entertain ��Fitness ��Business ��Travel ----Never Settle----
## Speaker_1: ##
I see so many of these fags on social media that I want to throw up.
## Speaker_2: ##
How are the... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
## Speaker_0: ##
Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus christ. He was 27 in that first picture.
## Speaker_1: ##
Im 27 right now. This fills me with optimism.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah but Elon had money at 27
## Speaker_3: ##
Pretty sure this was before his PayPal exit
## Speaker_4: ##
He had money before PayPal. His ca... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The California effect?
## Speaker_1: ##
I dont understand how that law isnt illegal
## Speaker_2: ##
I hate my state.
## Speaker_3: ##
I love the state. Not too crazy about the politicians, policy, and rent, but it's a pretty cool state
## Walls1337bot: ##
\>I love m... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
F
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U
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N
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K
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Y
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So dope. Question, why QQQ and not some other tracking ETF like $SPY?
## Speaker_0: ##
AMZN has the highest PE of any stock in existence. The Nasdaq also has the highest avg PE of all of the indexes. Since I'm expecting a large decline I made my picks based on that one ... |
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