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What the fuck?
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What happened?
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Nothing dad I just really miss you.
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Daddy
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Hi Son/Daughter!
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My pronouns are they, theirs, and them
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Taylor?
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> If there is a rate hike, I'm afraid financial stocks will crash and make these warrants worthless
what.. not sure if r3tard3d but rate hike is good for banks especially bac.
EDIT: LMAO, Apparently OP is a financial analist. From my posts below,
tfw you're trading... |
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lol it's the typical Friday red wedding, ain't nobody hitting calls at the end of the day, I'm watching all mine expire worthless today because I'm a POS and couldn't sell at market close yesterday and make a few bucks.
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you wish, mine are ITM (165)
its hi... |
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You know T12 can last for months right. Means your money is locked up.
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Without going into more detail, you’re an idiot.
http://www.finra.org/investors/alerts/when-trading-stops-halts-suspensions-other-interruptions
“The Securities and Exchange Commissio... |
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Always reinvest earnings.
The purpose of capital is to acquire more capital. Any consumeable products exist only to invest in myself in some exact and defineable way.
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sees flair
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aye im not very good at the reinvestment part
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Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
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I should charge them that plus interest because technically they're borrowing my $2.9M
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Subtle brag dude
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If you see my last post I technically don't have it because they already took th... |
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You gotta be a special kinda idiot to have £100m and go "I need to take the risk and turn this into something"
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Literally could've put 100m into an index fund and make more than this sub combined every year.
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To be fair, the net worth is ... |
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Too late I've already untied my noose
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Keep it tied for the auto erotic asphyxiation
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This. So good when she tightens it just enough so you slowly start blacking out.
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Since when do hands have genders?
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15 mins to lose over 3%. Gj fgt
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not concerned about 15 minutes, more concerned about next few days
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Really risky holding overnight if you haven't seen on the sub yet. It'll prolly go up a bit when the Fed doesn't change rates
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Get a real broker
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what a good broker to use for ~$1000?
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I traded $1,500 successfully on TD once upon a time, commissions don't need to get lower, you need to learn to trade better.
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thanks i'll consider it once i break the... |
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This guy doesn't get enough credit. Now that the market has shit itself no one has said his name but whenever we see a 1 percent increase we are always quick to call him out. I pledge my allegiance to you my liege. May you prosper off your coca cola bottlecaps after trump be... |
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Does this guy know that there’s tons of jobs in factories like that with nothing more than high school. We start them out at $22/hr
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I'll take it let me know when I start. Will sweat and bleed for $22 an hour with benefits and job security. Will work OT and ... |
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At this point it's not even yolo. We are watching a pro at work
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Yeah OP drop out of school, youre making way more money doing this than you'll ever get from a 9-5.
Source: Currently working 9-5 and mad because you're making more than me.
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Genius! Tariffs on the product of one of the most successful American companies which are built by a Taiwanese firm he recently praised for opening a factory in the USA.... Not sure what the long term plan is with these tariffs at this point.
Aside from saying just trade d... |
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Government would bail them out like they did w Gm
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GM share still became worthless.
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Still worth more than Ford
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ya after the old shares became worthless and they did an ipo
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That shit was fucking wild, ... |
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What beat you up today?
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RTNB
It started going nuts at 9:31 and I hopped in and made 1600$ in 5 minutes
Got greedy, huge spike downward, lost that PLUS what you see in the image
Of course right when I panic and sell it goes up to higher than what I bought... |
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I’ve worked there over 5 years. It was alright, you can move up quick for better pay if you apply yourself. I recently put in my two weeks. I found a much better job and I’m so much happier! Friday is my last day at shitty Amazon. Later, assholes!!
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> you... |
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Amazons fuckin killing it, I could see it being a futuristic BRK A type thing
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What's that?
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He means it will be more than $300,000 a share one day, like Berkshire Hathaway’s.
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Yeah, I have always been curious about thei... |
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When you call a meeting of americas greatest tech minds, Jack Dorsey should be nowhere near that list.
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or cuckerberg
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Guy who takes company from dorm room to top 10 market cap in just over 10 years.
I have yet to read any actual reaso... |
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REAL TALK INCOMING If you're here and you identify with any of the brokebois in that thread, you need to close out all your shitty QQQ naked calls or whatever the fuck else it is you "yolo'd" on and invest it in yourself and your job marketability. You will see far greate... |
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This was a study conducted in Brazil. If we did a WSB study we looking at 99%...
We observe all individuals who began to day trade between 2013 and 2015 in the Brazilian equity futures market, the third in terms of volume in the world, and persisted for at least 300 days: 9... |
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Earnings are supposedly today and then conference call tomorrow
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Won’t matter.
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Earnings won’t matter. CC absolutely will, whether positive or negative.
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Are you that slow?
Paid PR and bullshit calls won’t help this ... |
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Man I can't wait to take my series 7, I hear they give you a Gucci belt if you pass with a score of 90 and above.
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90% of those tests are a fucking joke. I have a couple friends that took the series 7 (part of it covers options), and it honestly scared me ho... |
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Where the fuck is $WING?
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We should have a debate. Are wings tendies?
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Tendies by definition are chicken tenderloins. But sue me
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Tenderloins and breasts are both white meat, so they’re interchangeable. Many tendies are rea... |
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I'm considering quitting my job to trade /ES futures full time. Seems like the easiest thing to trade for like 30mins a day then doing whatever afterwards.
Even if I only trade a relatively small position like 3-4 contracts, I can close it after I make like 500-1k or some s... |
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I don't have $100 though.
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What that mouth do?
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For a hundred dollars a whole lot.
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I'd hope so. We are in a recession y'know??
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Nuh uh. My president says that the economy is great and that trade wa... |
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Good luck with the Amazon calls
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I will be selling the overwhelming majority of my options on both twitter and amazon later today. I am happy with my remaining 85% return YoY and will no longer be playing options on earnings.
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At least n... |
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Because we have a new NAFTA already drafted and agreed by the 3 countries
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It hasn’t been agreed on. All the countries have to ratify in their legislature. It has to get past the new Dem house.
It’s far from a done deal.
People celebrating moon Monday wa... |
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That's good, but the EU isn't exactly on our side either. They could have been, but we cleverly declared "trade war" against every country on Earth, simultaneously.
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The EUs trade deal was absolute horseshit, and they all tried to push trump into a corner t... |
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This is the inverse of a shit post.
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Ding dong the witch is dead.
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I bought in hard. A guy with a van can't destroy 2% of the economy.
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But a chetto with a Twitter can
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it's so edgy to be anti-president these days
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Pretty salty for what he did this week and last week
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Wha... |
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I deposited $2k of fuck around money to trade options with a friend. After losing $40 on UPRO while I waited on approvals here are my trades since:
1 LULU 3/29 $79 Call - In 3/27 1:16 PM @$4.30. Out 3/28 9:52 AM @$6.70. **+$240.00 / +56%**
8 BB 3/29 $12.5 Put - In 3/27... |
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Osu?
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Really seems like the bullshit someone for OSU would do.
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You'd think they'd be more into futures.
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Because they don't have a good future?
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... because they are farmers.
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Except you GE. You go down bitch
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Don’t forgot about SNAP
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Not gonna lie I fucking love how everyone here has the same retarded plays and hopes for the same shit
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Ok liberal
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Lol I’m big into SNAP p... |
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This isnt a real tweet btw, cant find it anywhere
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Don't let the truth get in the way of the college Republican circle jerk this sub is becoming.
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U mad, cuck?
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Oh Jesus. Using the word cuck or beta unironically has to be on... |
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Does this mean, no more tweet threads?
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Yes.
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No it doesn't
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Ok sorry
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Tweets move the market. Yet Twitter stock doesn't move much...
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He wouldn’t have been worth 12 billion. Most likely would have sold when it reached into a couple millions. “Would have should have could have”
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Yeah, probably would sell when it’s in a couple millions and diversify.
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He’s already African... |
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**This stock is not supported on Robinhood.** You don't know how to read?
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Yes I figured that out, I’m obviously not autistic or I wouldn’t be investing in this. My question is why is it not supported on robinhood? And when will it be supported?
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My god...it's a wu-tang!
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Someday in Finance classes in universities all over the world they'll talk bout WSB and the Wu-Tang pattern.
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Are patterns ever not total bullshit? My roommate was saying they literally learned about coffee cup pat... |
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Sometimes I wonder if people on here are trading as a form of self abuse ��
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Sober three years. Needed something to fill the void.
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Damn dude. Just make sure you set enough aside to live the day to day, don't bet the farm. We joke about ... |
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I asked 3 random friends what phones they have. All use Samsung Galaxies.. PUT incoming
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This is your DD?��
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Ya why?
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You forecast the value of an entire company based off of what phones your friends possess? Really?
## Wal... |
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$MU down premarket..
Just go the fuck up you dumb piece of shit
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New analyst rating — neutral PT $50
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These same motherfuckers who price MU under a P/E of 10 should be pricing NVDA and the rest at least half what they are now. What’s the... |
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I got my odds at -375. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it drop that low. I hopped on it quick af
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Bovada got as low as -350, someone must have been hammering the McGregor line last minute
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i didn't see a source, so it could have been s... |
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Serious balls on this guy for going with 8/24s. I'm over here with my pussy 8/31s. https://imgur.com/a/EFT3Lsq/
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What do those numbers mean? Are they just dates?
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no, they are codes in binary options language. First convert them to 0s and 1... |
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Earnings are this week, maybe some light will be shed . What are we looking for exactly though? Don't they have an exorbitant amount of debt?
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Sometimes guidance is enough to drive the stock up. Look at TSLA, big time miss on earnings but guidance have th... |
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Congrats. Btw is there guarantee on the option buyer and seller ? MM comes in ? When you yolo, and decide to sell back options
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What are you asking?
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When you make profit, and when you want to sell back like on the same day ( assuming huge p... |
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Rate is 91% on questrade right now
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Wtf is questrade?
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Discount broker in Canada. Fingers crossed rh brings zero commissions some day
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I didn’t know Canadians were allowed here.
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They can be just as autis... |
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What kind of fucking trailer-park carpet do you have son?
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That isn't carpet. It's actually dank weed.
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Seriously though barracks carpet.
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Ah. So how many assholes has that quarter been in?
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It's a ... |
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Mnuchin girl's hella fine tho
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Is that the blonde behind him?
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> Louise Linton.
Yes
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> Louise Linton.
I would let her give me aids.
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you already have aids
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Yeah I'm not looking at my phone for the rest of the week
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Resetting my account to start over from 100.0%
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Just remember to blow on the cartridge before you start over
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Where are you trading that requires you to blow somet... |
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guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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Lol one girl told people to get rid of their kids in order to be financially independent Lololols
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Link? Sounds like a good read.
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What would Tesla skyrocket to if shorts had to cover? 500?600? 1000????
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Tesla could go to 900 one week and then to 100 a month later.
The premiums for options are insane, but as volatile as this shit is, you are likely to make money.
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I ju... |
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I think Karl Marx was secretly a capitalist at heart. He just wanted to convince a bunch of poor people to seize control for him and put him in power instead. 4D chess.
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Pretty much every single socialist/communist dictator ever
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Don't forge... |
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AMAT
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Why/how is this better than what I already own in $MU
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AMAT general trend is to the moon.
However, it is a sensitive stock, whose feelings get hurt very easily. Like when memory guidance comes low, or MS analysts send their regards... |
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Kys fag
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Ok we calling each other names now bitch boy
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ily
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love everyone
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I hate Kanye and I hate all of you... I’m never coming back to WSB .. never ����
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Learn to love not hate... |
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That necklace though.. if she checks her shoelaces she would bleed out
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That's the point
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Mfw no one in this thread realizes it's a thinly disguised posture collar.
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I would argue that it's thickly disguised, because I have ... |
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He wouldn’t have been worth 12 billion. Most likely would have sold when it reached into a couple millions. “Would have should have could have”
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Yeah, probably would sell when it’s in a couple millions and diversify.
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He’s already African Am... |
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Are you talking about Home Capital? Ya a crocked uninsured mortgage lender tanks and the world is ending.
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ever heard of countrywide? tsk tsk moron.
it was only the beginning of the american housing market crumbling...nbd
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We have d... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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This outta be good. Positions.?
Let's see those MU $60 calls and $120 MSFT leaps lol
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It’s actually 20 11/2 $300 Tesla calls. You can just look at my yolo post from a few days ago.
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Rules of the game is you post them in the thread every scr... |
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same with my gay tech portfolio
on the positive side, JD stopped drilling its way to hell
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don't worry JD is starting to shit itself too
EDIT: yep now we're in the red
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Nice, now everything is red but AAPL
SHOP, SQ, MU, OLED, TTWO, NVDA, ... |
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>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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Yes it should totally be fine as long as you made sure to inform your fellow wsb'ers what the company is ��
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I mean if it’s posted on a public forum it’s no longer an insider secret right?
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I've yet to see a straight answer on this lol
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[He is an idiot](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/7cpn21/til_if_you_had_bought_ea_stock_after_they_were/)
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His trade is in the money as of right now
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that's assuming he even made a trade.
here's a quote, "and Robin Hood is ju... |
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I love the way he drinks it.
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He drinks like someone with Parkinson's.
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I feel like a straw is safer
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Do you want a one-eyed president?
Cause that's how you get a one-eyed president.
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Pretty sur... |
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should've gone with BlockChainBuster but you couldn't resist the BBC
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what is BBC?
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Go ask a black guy, can I be cucked by your BBC?
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what is cucked?
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Buying $AMD
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Buy
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Hiring a real broker.
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hmu for robinhood invite i gotchu
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I gotchu
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lmao this guy actually just PM'd a Robinhood invite
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Man, let my dude do his thing
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290 high profile families will NOT be having tendies tonight.
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real rich people don't change their lifestyle because they lost only 1M
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They also don't invest in chumps like him.
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wasnt he a former chad. I mean in the video ... |
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I can tell you I am the broker and I prefer nutbags to people asking me what an IRA is
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.... Wait. For real? People actually ask this?
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Remember you have people like my gf who's grandad set her up an account 20 years ago that transferred ... |
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So do I go short now that everyone is saying to go long? My faggot ass is confused here
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Yes
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wait... so then everyone is going short. so I reverse again now and go long? what if they're thinking the same?
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Yes
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Jesus boost mobile?
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Yeah man I love it. It’s a running joke but I get great service for $35/ month and I’m not under a fucking contract.
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Where you at?
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Stockton, CA
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The jewel of the valley!
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I WAS LITERALLY WATCHING THIS LAST NIGHT. THEN TODAY IN A FINANCE LECTURE IT COMES UP. THEN I GO HOME AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON REDDIT. PRIOR TO TODAY I HAD NO IDEA THIS MOVIE EXISTED
I sweaR to god im in a simulation and im being tested right now. I SEE YOU CREATOR. I... |
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You dumbass. They beat earnings and crushed their subscriber guidance as well as analyst estimates for subscribers.
And I'm almost 100% certain you are a troll at this point. NOBODY is this bad at picking market moves.
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But then again... no one is this good... |
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Would the owner of this profile please let me know. You will become a mod.
Edit- 1 kid claimed it was him and then deleted his acct.. I need to find this user.
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TCM don't let the kid get away. He said it was him:
https://www.reddit.com/user/FeetSniffer... |
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Lmao.
I got lucky and purchased 5 1505 FD Puts at open yesterday for $90. I sold those contracts at close for $600. I found the one way to profit off of those puts in a meaningful way.
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I'm calling the SEC
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Honestly bro I feel like a fuckin... |
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I commercially scallop, out of Cape May, NJ. The real deadliest catch;not the shit you see on tv.
Those boats are built for that weather, and that fishery isn't even in the top 3 most dangerous. All of the east coast fisheries are #s 1-3. The name of the show is why it's c... |
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Can we expect drops on AMZN, GOOG and FB if Thiel comes on board?
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Yep Thiel knows all their secrets.
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He knows Tim Cook's secrets ;)
...because they're both gay.
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Remember when he was in the closet and the Gawker out... |
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Wow 25b wtf
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That 25x projected revenue multiple tho...
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I know Facebook has more up its sleeve, but FB has a 44 P/E ratio.
Question is, how can snapchat make more money and is it as stable as facebook.
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Thanks for having the balls to make a retarded play and show us the aftermath.
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As funny as your comment really is, with options this is not the case. You lose value to theta & potentially vega. Options are complex which is why a lot of people on WSB ... |
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The beat was expected. I don't think it was big enough for a large move
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Beat was priced in. It's all about the guidance. Just need to wait another 20 minutes.
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Guidance is good but that may have been mostly priced in as well. Everyone was ... |
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do you huff glue? wtf is wrong with your goddamned brain?
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I like to challenge and push myself. I find being homeless relaxing (for now). You can't even FATHOM THE VALUE of being able to handle being homeless with a job. No debt, no subscriptions, no rent. I... |
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Pray. Take up every religion.
Down $14k in 2 weeks, 7 of that today alone.
My entire watchlist is green except my 3 holdings
Send help
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MU, IQ, INTC?
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AVGO, MU, BABA
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WYNN, MU, BABA checking in Macabilly. My last na... |
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Fucking finance majors
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As I Finance graduate I agree ☝️
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Fucking finance graduates.
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As a finance PhD, I agree
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Serious question what is a finance PhD good for
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Teaching finance at a u... |
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https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5030883/amp/Cops-handcuff-crying-nine-year-old-autistic-boy.html
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What a shit article. There was a fight in school because the autistic kid was killing bugs and another kid with compassion didn't li... |
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why the fuck would a website ban like 70% of their own content...
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Because someone in a decisioning making spot decided to ride their moral high horse, without regard to if it was a good idea or not
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Or Apple pulled their app due to the por... |
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Can someone ELI5 what OP did
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He sold contracts that said he had to buy the stock at expiration of the contracts if SPY were at a certain price. He thought they would expire worthless.
He was wrong. Since the market is so volatile he was "put" the shares, ... |
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How much did he lose?
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Minimum $72M, 290 clients with minimum account balances $250k-$1M
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HNW is over $1M.
VHNW is over $5M.
The fund very well could have had between $290-1450M. Complete loss.
How does it feel to lose a billion dollars o... |
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The market is literally moving on whatever cheeto fuck wad says. Can't touch FDs until thats done.
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I want to make a calendar to mark at least his plan speeches. Highlight the financial ones. SELL everything the day before and just blanket Limit order for bu... |
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$CHGG drops every time in the fall. No one uses Chegg until exam season
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It’s fall and it looked like it dropped. Are you buying the fucking dip or not man?
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it will dip more. Its lowest comes in October
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You can trust this ... |
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Shit's bad when even the libs want the 50s back.
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lol at calling /r/latestagecapitalism liberal.
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Progressive??
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I think technically, Radically authoritative. That would be the opposite of libertarian/ capitalistic.
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Are you still up now overall? You made $45k or more from this other trade:
[https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9jhmkt/aapl/](https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9jhmkt/aapl/)
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Still up but BABA fucked me really hard...
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Honestly this is just a bunch of idiots trying to get off the jury.
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Most people try their damnest too. U get paid min wage to sit there watch lawyer bitch for hours. Also u can't use ur phone. 0/10 not fun
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Less than a min wage, $40 a day i... |
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how did you get the numbers?
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Every few days I go here:
[https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.squareup.cash](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.squareup.cash)
and here:
[https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.venmo](... |
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You just need to fucking stop. You don't know enough to be throwing around that much money.
I have to believe that you're paper trading since you're far too impulsive to have ever earned a quarter mill to waste.
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Omg look at his post history!! WTF
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>letting the fries touch that nasty ass table
fuckin degenerate
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What McDonald's do u go to that has granite tables..
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He’s saying your table is nasty, you fucking degenrate.
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That's how granite tables look. It's natu... |
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Username checks out
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His flair checks out too
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I don't see your flair. Mods, let get him a nice juicy one
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Oh don’t tease me, I’ve been cucked out of flair so many time ��
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trying to figure out if diehard tesla fans are opposed to the saudis being involved. reactions seem to be mixed on r/teslamotors. They dont like it but will follow elon wherever he goes
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That comment by SealClub and the fact it came to fruition is fucking gold.
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Gotta give the man the credit he deserves for giving me the idea, but I keep the post karma u/SealCub-ClubbingClub
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Paging u/SealCub-ClubbingClub
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