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>account down $10k
“Welcome to Options!”
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Mostly stock losses, bought options though so lets see how this goes
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It’s all fucked now Julian
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Bubbles, don't worry about it. I set us up a meeting with the Robinhood exe... |
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I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two o... |
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Still holding $1k worth of december 15 calls fml
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What's your strike price?
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39,40,41
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I mean, it's bad, but not *catastrophically* bad. It seams reasonable for JD to bump up to 39 or 40 over the next month. At least y... |
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Someone do one for personal finance
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Might do this one if no one else does it. Give me some ideas of things to add.
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Ally bank
$30k of credit card debt
A big red "No stocks" sign
20 year emergency fund
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Hi reddit, im a 2... |
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The best thing to start is buying MU $90 july call. Free money
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I am listening if you care to expand on that. I am looking up MU now.
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Its an inside joke don't buy MU calls with a strike price of 90 its lighting money on fire.
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not sure if srs, buying 1000 calls for 13.50 would cost 1.35m.
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So, I would have to pay that? I don't understand...1000 * $13.50 = $13,500?
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Price is per share on the call option. So you pay 13.50 * 100 * 1000.
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Oh ok, so w... |
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> what's preventing me from buying a small local insurance company and yoloing its float on faggy D's?
Just gunna take a guess, but probably your lack of $100M
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Don't you drag my net worth into this. But for real if you look up local insurance companies... |
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Wsb getting to r/all was terrible for the sub
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Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular
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Why? People are now more easily able to invest in the free market.
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because by making it more accessible, this sub has beco... |
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now *this* is retarded
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Seriously, using robinhood when you have enough capital for a real brokerage?
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What is the problem with using a cheap online broker?
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You get what you pay for. Margin, customer service, instant trade... |
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"Y'all 49 year old white titties have a better chance of goin' up"
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Great work u/haupt91
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49 year old white titties literally ~~can't~~ can go up.
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Not without artificial inflation
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> artificial inflation
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Thank god i didnt buy puts
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I think this two day run up has priced in that tweet already. I think tomorrow will be flat with a shade of red. I don’t buy that growth to value rotation.
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You are so wrong. Its pumped up yes, but now people will... |
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You didn't need 10 points to say they have a lot of debt, cash outflows are lopsided, and the economy is export dependent when exports are down.
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We need to upvote this comment to the top for those of us who are too retarded to read the whole thing.
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How to profit from this?
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Collect rainwater, but secretly so you’re not arrested
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Is there a stock that does this?
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It’s illegal so probably not
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Illegal to collect rain water? O want what you're smoking
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Best part:
>I still blame Trump.
Get fucked faggot. It's everyone's fault but mine. I hope he winds up in a cardboard box. Maybe I'll give him some pennies when I see him begging on my drive to work.
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With that kind of attitude he will. Until he begins... |
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Here's your sign.
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Investing is what I'm meant to do. Fuck working for someone else- I never have.
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And there's the first tell. Investing is a patient, gradual, long-term process.
You're out of your element Donny.
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Robinhood makes its money off the cash balance left overnight in people's accounts; they do what's called a "sweep" and lend overnight to other financial institutions so that everyone in the industry can meet their reserve requirements.
This is why some financial institu... |
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Doesn't mean they are wrong.. everything they post is fact.. it's just that the world and stock markets don't care that everything is falling apart around them and rally because fuck it.. it's better than crashing.
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I.........I don't know where to begin with... |
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Please tell me you're self made through risky YOLO plays over the years and that you didn't start with a $500k trust fund or something
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I started with $200k of money I saved along with ~$3600/month 401(k) deposits per month over the past 2.5 years
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It’s more likely that he was using the casino in Saipan to launder money and get it out of China. Weird way to go about it.
But the gambling story is probably bullshit.
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You know Saipan is already out of China right? And $144m in Chinese money would fill se... |
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Tesla 0 2019?
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Are you kidding? Tesla $1,000 2019. Elon is doing what a true CEO should do .
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Starting a candy company?
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The Candy company is actually an easy way for him to make a couple of millions.. remember the flamethro... |
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Everyone here thinks you're retarded, which is why this might actually be a good move. If MU were to have a moderate jump, you could profit even if still really far OTM. If you have 44 days left on this option, that means that if the price goes above your implied increase of... |
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Were you the janitor?
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Trader
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What you do now?
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Trades options on Robinhood
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I will probably go work for another fund. Autists are in short supply right now
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> Autists are in shor... |
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No.
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Did you want to bet on Trump because you liked him, or because you thought he would win? If you thought he was going to win, why did you think that?
I'm still reeling from how badly those polling guys fucked up their predictions. I honestly trusted ... |
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UPDATE: My money is back
Basically I was all in on NFLX last week with a stop loss at $102.82. Woke up to see this shit. Saw I had no pending orders or positions and thought I had maybe made a mistake with an order or something (done that before).
Then I started thinki... |
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I read all your comments on people's stocks, back to /r/personalfinance for you, pussy. "I wouldn't", "I this", "Awful" a true amateur market analyst.
Pro Tip: There's a reason 90% of analyst don't make it, you're the 90%. Boys try to beat the index slightly. Men set th... |
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now *this* is retarded
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Seriously, using robinhood when you have enough capital for a real brokerage?
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What is the problem with using a cheap online broker?
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You get what you pay for. Margin, customer service, instant... |
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this made me spill my 7$-coffee over my 99$-laptop
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You trade stocks and you don’t know where to put the dollar sign???
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((($)))
Is that better?
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That means Jews right?
Ninja edit: I'm not joking, just curious, I've seen... |
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" it cannot go down too much anyways. "
you're basing this on what?
nothing in this post is "DD"
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Trying to share something special with you and you get mad. SORRY ABOUT IT
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you looked at options volume took a 5 second look at the chart fo... |
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And they should all do it at the same day and time.
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Things would be fucking wild
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However Tesla is not included in this, they are to report weekly.
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hourly pls?
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"making money yet?"
"still no"
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I hate the perspective you took this photo at. It literally gave me eye AIDS
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fuck you.
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Rudeboii
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This sub is one part autist and one part belligerent frat guy. Feels like home to me.
<3
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God you people are autistic
He's taking the piss. As if he seriously asked a writer for Teen Vogue to the fucking Trump inauguration...
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Only retards think autism is funny.
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what's the reasoning behind this move...any catalyst for AMD?
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These are Jan 2017 calls. I expect plenty of catalysts between now and then, but nothing explosive in the very near future.
If you're actually interested, search my comment history for AMD, ... |
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Whatever you say, make sure to call him a fag at the end. He will in turn give you a nod. At that point, he will know your affiliation. Easy A.
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Since when did WSB become an underground secret society that rules the world?
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Shortly after fun... |
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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im still holding nugt at avg 20.4... im tempted to drop some cash in this swan dive and average down as far as possible :-\
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You are down $7 a share. The time to average down was $4 ago.
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agreed-- unsure how to proceed at this point except h... |
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The article doesn’t say much but fuck it I have to believe
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> China’s Vice Minister of Commerce Wang Shouwen called on his U.S. counterparts to resolve the conflict through a new round of bilateral negotiations.
\^ This is what we care about. They are... |
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\>what can I expect my monthly returns will be on average
on average -$25k but that's only using one month of data
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Even if he did ok it would be like a few hundred bucks a month to live off of...
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>d ok it would be like a few hu
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yeah...except brexit was the popular vote and popular vote literally has no impact on the outcome of the presidential election
quite frankly, trump has to win all the swing states to win the majority of electoral college votes. can't see that happening tbh
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CUCKED http://imgur.com/rjYYM8k
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I'm guessing you wrote those?
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Credit spread
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Can you elaborate or do you want me to Google it?
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Sell call on underlying of expiration date t, buy a call on same und... |
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You actually have to sell before you buy. This ensures you lock in a low sale price early.
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You mean shorting?
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No, in order to short, you have to buy 1 share and sell 2, thereby borrowing a share.
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No, short refers to heig... |
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You guys realize how drunk I was when I posted that right.
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I hate you.
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Lmao. I just bought 500 more shares this morning, I meant everything I said. It might hit ten. I'm just saying, full disclosure, I was blasted when I made that b... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Wrong?
I could have sworn the market was down. Exactly like I say.
You won't see a green day in a very long time
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to be fair you said the market would be down 3 days in a row last week wed thur fri (went up 3 days in a row), and up today (down atm), then ... |
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I appreciate that this was clearly originally a Brexit/EU meme
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How can you tell?
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Look at the shirts you bundle of sticks
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r/rareinsults
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Cringe sub
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Post in r/tintininsults then.
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then do it u faggot and watch BA drop 5% tmr with the market and u tell me if if its too good then
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Even if it dropped, my losses are capped at the premium price while my gainz are unlimited
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Wow! I can't believe the exchanges and broker... |
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No idea what that means, am I rich or poor?
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Even if it was good you'd still be poor. It's ok but not good, this looks like a patent for the med in stage 3 trials? If it doesn't work the patent won't mean shit.
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It costs a lot of money to... |
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Or the government will make it really hard to start selling vaping products and Altria will get a government-enforced monopoly over the whole sector.
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Alright, the first premise here which is that the government will make it hard to start selling vaping prod... |
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What's the obsession with AMD, do people just invest in companies they like because they have an AMD GPU and got an AMD CPU for their brothers shitty minecraft PC build
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it's not just that - very long time AMD stock watchers will tell you how many times this... |
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If you pointed those all directly at my ass and flipped me upside down, I would share a similar sentiment.
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Nice
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Baby
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Too cold
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The sector is down 7.3% in the last month, Amazon is down 9.0%. Not worth crying over yet.
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Well, let's like, do the opposite of what we're doing.
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Not order drone dildos?
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That's never gonna happen.
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Di... |
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Surprised faggot isn't higher on the list
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Pretty sure we need to start adding "faggot" to every post and comment. What do you faggots think?
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You fucking faggot
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Fuck you faggot
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Nothing is happening outside of manipulation, get your head around that. The central banks are suppressing bond yields, there was a slight rate hike, and that's about it. These tariff threats (while possibly real) are merely a negotiation tactic and a means to distract pe... |
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Yahoo for sure would've run Google into the ground if they were in charge. The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
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> The only dumb thing they did was not sell out in 2008.
Eh, don't forget Yahoo paid 1.1B for Tumblr. The company was a ... |
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Let’s make it a 1000
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The rules were set at $3k at one time.
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I'd say that's reasonable
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We didn't ask you what was reasonable.
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>We
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Can't wait to see your 2 week gains.
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Lost 12K ��
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Look closer, dude is $50K in debt.
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How? I thought he lost initial investment and then some, not this much..
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Welcome to marginal trading, where you can ... |
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lol. The volume on that call is 2 with no bid.
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That's him. Bought x1, sold x1. It was a wizdaddy pick except my dude screwed up the exp date and bought 2 months too early.
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Nice. Call it an $80 lesson on liquidity.
Fucking love Wizdaddy.
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$mu down 2% AH LUL
Did I miss something ?
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Trump trying to tank the economy or something
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How do we even go from $63 to $58 in 8 fucking hours.
Fucking trump $55 by tomorrow.
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That’s MU
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Yeah bu... |
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I'm such an idiot. Had 2100 $10.10 shares, and I sold them at $10.32 because it was going down as the day was coming to a close yesterday. Huge potential just thrown in the trash. Anyone got a thought on when AMD will drop down a decent amount again?
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Didn't you mods own like millions dollars worth of stocks? I saw a screenshot last year. When are you guys going to post the latest update?
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Seconded, would love to see how autistic I need to be to be a mod.
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I'm down around 80% in my Rot... |
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where are the hookers and cocaine?
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There's a cabin.
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smart move hiding the bodies
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Cause of the implication
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but they are not in danger, right?
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No one is in any danger
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Nicely done. I'm sure you can find some stupid VC who will give you millions, as long as you talk about how you're making "fintech" more targeted towards "Millennials."
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It already has a .io domain, he doesn't need a pitch
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I can't hear you over my deductible-free health care.
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How long was the wait for those services?
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About 20 minutes.
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Wow, fuck that. Takes me 10 mins tops since no one is there.
I think America wins on natural selection, ... |
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I am 100% in. Don't have RH so I'd probably just open a RH account.
What do we win?
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Yeah I figure it would be RH. Why not. That’s why I figure October might be better.
Win? I mean. Good question.
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Why are you in FEYE? I was interested in them when they were in the 80s in college a few years back. Checked on them a few months ago. Why are you in for 75% of your portfolio.
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I... I just bought more...
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Dude. Stop. You have a problem.
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Those people are struggling to build the financial stability needed to raise a child and you told them they're fucked when you could have told them to quadruple that $40k in a week by downloading Robinhood and buying JNUG. You deserved to get banned.
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Man fuck /r/politics...i was banned there during the democratic primary for being a bernie supporter. It's just a bunch of neo liberal clinton shills circle jerking there
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Sounds like Trumps Reddit. I got banned for saying I didn't like him. Some one litera... |
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Like my flair?
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What about your autism?
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*you'are
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*you're are autism
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*yo'uera is
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*Youre autism
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Already down $500. Nice.
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2.7 *billion*....for some search results on their stupid shopping website...in 2010...the hell kind of eurotrash money grab is this
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Payback for all the Ameritrash bullshit fines on European banks, Volkswagen and whetever else. Glad we're retaliating.
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Pretty impressive given that some butthurt engineer sabotaged the factory at one point.
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Makes you wonder if his claims were true that he’s a whistleblower saying Tesla is lying about production numbers
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makes you wonder if big firms keep ... |
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I can't even afford the fucking paper in this picture right now. Dunder Mifflin lookin mother fucker
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It's an e46, the shitbox of luxury
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E46 is GOAT m8
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What he meant was E39. Sorry for my friend’s mistake everyone.
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Put your money in a mutual fund, see if it makes you the most famous and powerful person on the planet with your name in the history books.
Do you think Trump would be able to haunt the dreams of people, like Freddy Kruger, by playing it safe?
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Mutual fund... |
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Down 41k here bud.
It can get worse. Now let’s see you take this shit to the door.
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And u still around? U got some balls... respect!!!
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I’m all balls and no brain bud. Still buying faggy Ds.
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Probably calls no doubt....
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This is the difference between a sensationalist journalist, who keeps harping on the drug prices being raised and Shkreli smirking in front of the congress, and an intelligent and logical judge. Fuck the media, absolutely disgusting manipulation of the population.
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So basically hedge with puts, a month out, the very second it shuts down (which it will, this govt has more autists then this sub)
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> this govt has more autists then this sub
I bought 250k shares of MU yesterday because of a thread on this sub. I'm ... |
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ill approve. cuck mods be damned.
dont expect no 1k upvote bots to show up tho.
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I'm sure the 1k downvote bots will be here shortly
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it is the will of reddit my son.
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There must be a 15 minute timer before they start swarmi... |
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Except FB doesn’t make money off how many people are in FB. FB makes money on ad clicks, so ask her how often she clicks on ads/promoted posts. The number might surprise you and that’s the real DD.
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I asked her. She said she doesn’t know where the adds are.
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The analogy here is that instead of a regular cabinet, were talking about these plates being in a super hot oven where the temperature will rise until it hits the melting point of the plates on the strike date.
So if you open the oven and grab a few plates, you can salvage ... |
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I fuckin feel for this man. I saw him at the Hyperloop competition at SpaceX a couple days ago and he looked rough, but I guess that's the toll of operating multiple volatile billion dollar corporations simultaneously like a madman
## Speaker_1: ##
That toll is probably mor... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Futures overall didn't like it, but also didn't have a strong reaction. Which is super crazy to me, because that man all but confirmed that the December hike is coming and there will be many more in 2019.
Edit: further to that he definitely confirmed that the equities market... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I dunno lots of his investments take awhile to gain traction. A few of his bigger investments have tanked since going in on them. STOR Being one of the few I can think of.
Actually STOR is probably a good dip buy right now.
## Speaker_1: ##
What do they even do? Thx WBS fo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can't say that I'm not happy about the crash. I missed out on the gains when I could've gone in at $15, and I shouldn't be happy because people lose money, but jealousy is a hell of a drug. Whenever it falls I console my missed out gains by thinking "I probably wouldn't ha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What is it that has been done?
## Speaker_1: ##
Our POTUS is flaccidly trying to distract from the ratcheting up of the russia investigation and it's working like a charm because people are fucking retarded.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-conducted-predawn-rai... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do I make money from this?
## Speaker_1: ##
You don't make money from this sub.
## Speaker_2: ##
Alright. How do I lose money from this?
## Speaker_1: ##
Continue doing the same thing you've been doing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hand back on dick. Now what?
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## Walls1337bot: ##
In the past 2 years the stock has traded from 280, down to 150, back up to 250, down to 180, back up to 320. there's no reasonable timing of it
## Speaker_0: ##
except playing earnings. buy puts the day of earnings, sell the next day, make money every time
## Walls1337... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mods fucking look at this paid for shill comment section of DNC/Soros trolls. I know wsb is not this politically left leaning and the replies of typical snowflake, muh Russia, muh bots is sad. Censor this shit and find the paid for posts I’m sick of this /r/politics bullshit... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
## Speaker_1: ##
You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
## Speaker_2: ##
Noone really knows how to play craps. You just roll the dice and judge the re... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Girls only tell me to venmo them money on tinder :(
## Speaker_1: ##
I gave my phone to a girl at the bar on saturday for her to give me her number after we talked for like 30 minutes. She venmoed herself 30 bucks and was gone before i relized what happened.
## Speake... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You have to understand
## Speaker_1: ##
bruh i dont even trade i just come on here to see people lose money on something dont understand
## Speaker_0: ##
We are a profitable sub
## Speaker_2: ##
I am a very profitable sub
## Speaker_3: ##
What’s ur price per hour?
## S... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol at the fact that he thinks the French will consume American wine
## Speaker_1: ##
The French will always look at anything French as superior.
## Speaker_2: ##
Tell that to the German armored land forces in 1940, brah.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The French actually had an ar... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thank you u/jartek . The amount of Clinton supporters that have swarmed in here in the last 3 months is too high.
## Speaker_1: ##
If you want a safespace, go to /r/the_donald. Non-idiots and actual wall street insiders prefer Clinton.
Look at the above article, you're ju... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
fucking debt to GDP at that tiny island is 230%.
only a war is gonna save that economy
## Walls1337bot: ##
it costs them literally zero percent to borrow for ten years
assuming inflation > 0 they are actually making a profit on that debt, if inflation is not > 0 th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So, puts?
## Speaker_1: ##
I think we are opening red tommorow.
So yeah SPY puts.
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey, UnknownInnovator, just a quick heads-up:
**tommorow** is actually spelled **tomorrow**. You can remember it by **one m, two rs**.
Have a nice day!
^^^^The ^^^^pare... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
http://imgur.com/NAUZLEf - $13K yolo. Good thing im a boss futures trader or id be more pissed.
Sincerely,
El Senor De Alpha De Wey
## Walls1337bot: ##
What was your original reddit name
## Speaker_0: ##
Never been on here. Decided it was time to grace you all with my ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why are tariffs so popular in the news lately?
now before you call me retarded, please have patience i have autism.
what i mean is, previous presidents, did they impose as many tariffs? obama?
&#x200B;
## Speaker_1: ##
We haven't been this aggressive with tariffs in... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nice, picks?
## Speaker_1: ##
TSLA and inverse miners ETF
## Speaker_2: ##
>TSLA
Need money to make money I suppose
## Speaker_1: ##
Can't afford a share?
## Speaker_2: ##
I can't afford enough shares to make any real gains, faggot.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Poor people c... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't fret - I watched the footage of the crash and it was almost certainly unavoidable. Once investigation is released it will fizzle out... BTFD
## Speaker_1: ##
not even remotely true other footage shows the road clear as day, bright as fuck from the streetlights
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Which one? SNAP? Are you talking about SNAP? Is SNAP the stock you are taking about?
## Speaker_1: ##
Ban forever until the end of all days.
## Speaker_0: ##
But I'm a mod tho
## Speaker_2: ##
You're just one of many autists in this sub. You're replaceable - sorry if I bu... |
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