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They have a near monopoly on the space and have done a decent job monetizing it so far. With Facebook diving off a cliff the chances that they spend on making the FuckBook app they announced they were interested in is low probability. MTCH is actually in a great position ... |
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I'd rather trust my money with a family of wildebeests.
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Quite a few people believe differently.
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If you see a positive return, today, February 20th, I'm all in.
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Funny you should type that ; one of our managers **actual... |
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A lot of trump supporters are coming out of the closet tomorrow you know
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I'm already out.
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Hey now...
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you're an all-star...
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Get your gay on...
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Get Pegged
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You need to read my thread about weekly movements for QQQ. On average, Wednesdays are big gains, Thursdays are losses.
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I have read it actually and I agree I just feel like we have had 3 big drops on the last 3 Thursday's and I feel like tomorrow is going to... |
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Damn if we go into recession with 2.5 then we are pretty much screwed
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Maybe QE3.0, new and improved...
But seriously, right or wrong I really think that's what Papa Powell is thinking about.
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That's basically the only other lever the fed h... |
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GTFO dude. WSB is not for rich people who buy fucking stonks that go up.
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It was at 17k in March timeframe
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How did you go from $17k to $100+k?
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Gotta be options. Maybe he went all in on MU when it was the ~~prophet~~ p... |
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i listened to strangers on the internet and now i have no money
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Don’t tell me you haven’t took advice online either...
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half trolling but also a true story: a few weeks ago, for one day, i saw a ton of posts making fun of anybody who had $3... |
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Why does Robinhood get shit on all the time? It is a good platform for beginners.
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It is severely limited on what is available to you.
Wallstreetbets is all about the big option or short plays for yachts. You earning 1% holding XIV is just not very interes... |
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WHAT ABOUT FACEBOOK?! YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED THEM THEIR OPINION ASSHOLE. WE ALL KNOW SNAPCHAT IS DEAD!
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Facebook was dead way before Snapchat
Problem is, Instagram replaced fb
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Problem? My FB calls disagree.
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Problem in ter... |
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you are so fuckkkkkking rich or poor. Good luck amigo.
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Well, if he's "all in", it's gonna be one or the other, amirite?
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Schrodinger's bank account.
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Makes millions, gets greedy thinking it will go higher. Watches as it... |
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So I bought this a couple weeks ago before the $RAD merger was to be announced.
I heard some humdrum bad news recently, but now I figure my stock account is just like that Shrodinger's Cat. If I never log in, then $RAD has both merged and made me $50k+ *and* it has n... |
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Biggest lost was holding JCP thinking they would turn around. Getting into Tops. The big spike was getting options which worked out good had FB puts. Actually was up more than break even. Lost it all after FB started going up. Made some of it back from FB calls and did a ... |
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Did you hold til now? I dropped out at 70% gains, but could have seen more if I was less of a coward.
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Sold when it was down around 7%. Was happy and didn’t want to have to be stuck to my phone all day watching for a big bounce back.
Rolled it all into ... |
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Can someone please explain me who this guy is and why you defend him ? (im not from the US)
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He committed securities fraud which he is now in jail for. Americans are defending him because they believe that having a lot of money makes you a good person.
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Traps r gay
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Explain.
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You watch anime, you should know
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Traps have feminine features therefore they are not gay.
Checkmate.
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And a penis, the most feminine feature of all.
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He literally admitted that the funding was not secured holy shit this fucking idiot.
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What does "funding secured" mean to you? And do you really think he will get more than a slap on the wrist for this? If you want to learn about market manipulation, p... |
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Powell lowers interest rates. What would happen?
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A sell off
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Powell keeps rates where they are what happens?
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A sell off.
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Powell hikes rates in December but says they're going to pause for now and take a ... |
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I'm wondering if it's more based on how well your portfolio is doing and not anything to do with what number you were on the list.
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how poorly* your portfolio is doing, perhaps.
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You mind me asking the general value of your portfolio?
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So just to clarify, you buy stocks that are the biggest losers the day before and hope for a rebound?
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I've had some luck with this lately; I'm trying to refine my strategy. After hours, I'll look at three or four stocks that have fallen off a cliff during t... |
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Wtf is a tech bro.
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A young man working for a tech company that the author is prentending is some kind of social scourge to justify her irrational hatred of young men with a well paying job.
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The problem is that historically, men would d... |
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All you fucks yapping about what could go wrong blah blah. This is a true YOLO. Give this lad some upvotes.
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I agree. It's a fucking stupid play but this is what this sub is all about. Homie wasn't asking for some dumbass advice for what to do with his last... |
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What website is that?
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Cannot say, last time i did i was banned. Someone else will have to share
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You have any info like this for JD?
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nothing recently really eye catching but I will keep an eye out.
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This is a good idea. I've had a similar idea of a vending machine that makes a burrito to order, because the plebs at Chipotle don't know how to roll a burrito. And I can't even count the number of times Taco Bell has screwed up my order.
We need more automation in the fo... |
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Let's see how long he lasts in that position. Dumping toxic waste in the ocean is profitable. Doing it the right way costs money.
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She*. Vitrue signaling to the max. Ask Ackman how investing with his fee fees has went.
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http://www.etf.com... |
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does anyone actually know what he said?
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He said he doesn't want black people ordering papa John's. "Take that dirty money to pizza hut"
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Is there a video or source cause all ive seen so far is memes
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What more could you w... |
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The text orientation is about as autistic as OP
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... I didn't notice that until now.
Goddamnit.
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I still don't see it. Is it autism?
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"Text orientation" - notice the wording, some are upside-down looking at same angle. ... |
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9/25 297p
9/26 300p
Look at my last post on here and you can see my positions. 91 contracts of 300p
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How much did those 91 contracts cost ?
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Nobody tell him, he has to learn how to figure this out
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Damn that’s the spirit. ... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
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Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defens... |
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Well stop loss executed at $100 loss so I'll GFM. Got in too late haha.
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We... we shouldn't have chased.
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Just watch. The moment I'm out is the moment it shoots back up.
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Ha, back above 2 now. The question becomes -- ... |
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Going on vacation holding penny stocks lmao
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I have been on a cruise for 2 weeks. I can't wait to check on my hmny shares.
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Part of me just wants to buy $10 worth so I can bitch about how I was left holding the bag when MoviePass collapsed
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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Which companies have done this historically? How much did they shoot up by?
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Germany won in 2014 and 2010 was Spain. Both adidas.
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And by how much?
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[https://imgur.com/a/ZnGToYZ](https://imgur.com/a/ZnGToYZ)
World Cup Fina... |
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Positions bro
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Only 2 right now. Bac type b warrants and UAA (bag holder)
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I thought you couldn’t buy the BAC warrants on Robin Hood?
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I bought them and 3 days later they send me an email saying that I was too dumb and that ... |
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Buy 3 pack of condoms, continue having sex with men like you normally do, just charge them this time.
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Skip the condoms. Higher margin
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And higher risk ��
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But if you already have HIV, then tour margins are stable.
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SQ up 2% hell yeh
Holy crap it passed $39, up over 3.5% now
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wtf do you not read opinion articles?!?
https://investorplace.com/2017/10/not-time-buy-square-inc-sq-stock/
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If SQ doesn’t hit 50 by next June I will eat a Hawaiian pizza
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Trump is an enthonationalist moron. "Protectionism/mercentalism is bad" is like Econ 101.
It's amazing how many people on this sub ride his dick even though the goons behind Trump's throne make policy decisions that have a detrimental impact to the economy. If you wanna mak... |
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Watching December corn future open tonight and see what it does.
See how the April feeder cattle opens and watch the Brazilian meat scandal develop. There is a large buyer on the market buying up feeder cattle and that makes for awesome day trades as the price bounces o... |
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>wants their product to fail
>uses their product
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As long as you don’t view the advertisements on the platform you’re actually making them lose money by using their product.
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You're helping daily active users though which helps prop ... |
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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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What a fuckin loser. I like pharma bros that don't get captured.
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Oh damn now that they locking me up is when you decide to talk shit.
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Will you finally be dropping Wu Tang online in full before you head on into the slammer?
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Lots of quality meme stocks
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i can't believe people like this actually exist
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I've been in these for months. Don't worry my return last year was > 100%.
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You're dumb. Like, really really dumb.
DRYS has dropped 97% in t... |
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I love how this sub is getting all emotional today, definitely about to go full retard before Friday, all bearish signs have occurred.
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Yellen - " Today I believe a 100 basis point (1% for you faggots) rate hike is appropriate"
> market fucking explodes... |
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That's the most delusional subreddit I've seen
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Let me show you late stage capitalism. Bernie still has this. Bernie 2016#feeltheburn
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I've donated over $100,000 this year to Bernie Sanders! Match me!
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Lets be real here, ... |
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It also repeals Obamacares individual mandate!! We are fucking FREE again!
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R u sad bc ur blockbuster job makes u buy insurance
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No I'm sad because people like you love having rich douches in Washington tell you what you have to buy.
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Apple release its earnings on Tuesday? Ah.
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you doing a youtube live event?
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Was thinking about it actually but a) My mic is broken b) im usually so nervous i cant even
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You put 100k on this YOLO but can't be bothered to hav... |
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$700 into $100K in 2 trades...not much more to say about that
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Who did that?
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You did
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Say his name
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SPYsenberg
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I AM THE DANGER
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my AMD calls are currently giving me tendies
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When do we offload
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when it hits $11/$12 imo, there is room to run up til earnings
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When is earnings
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wtf do i look like? an all-knowing bot? google it ... |
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Nice! Go from the big put to the big call
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never get emotional with stocks. just follow the moola!
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I don't think there's any moola to be found here my friend, this puppy looks like it's going all the way to $150. I don't even have hope for... |
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I’ve noticed a lot more people buying them within my bias circle then previous years. Not sure if it’s just the cycle or what... but my bias agrees
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Same. Though one old lady walked by and said “what’s all this for?” So not peak masses ����
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I don't need a 3 page wall of text to convince me not to ever buy MU. Micron is a commoditized memory manufacturer from fucking IDAHO masquerading as a tech company. It's probably the second worst investment vehicle ever to be shilled on this sub. The only thing worse is RAD... |
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This movie is fucking hilarious
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What is it? ��
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Schindler’s list
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Fuck you. I just spat blue gatorade all over my new white shirt.
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Start chugging with your asshole and you'll never have to worry about th... |
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TFW Robinhood loses investors at least 1 mil in a day so they roll out free features to retain Public good will
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100% why they did that midday today lmao
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Robinhood can go fuck themselves
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They just gave you a gun. You didn... |
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Quarterly does suck ass. Its midway into Q3 and not even done with Q2 earning season.
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Every corporation knows at a seconds notice what their current "metrics" are (there is an excel spreadsheet for that). If they don't want to do it quarterly, release the ... |
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I would worry about the other cornholes in jail when he shows up.
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Guy weighs 90 lbs soaking wet...
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He's going to white collar prison, not San Quentin. He'll be okay.
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Regardless, my point stands. Wherever he's put, he won'... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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I bet a bunch of people who cashed out on Friday feel pretty salty, unless they were in it for a while. The second I saw those stocks dip to the low 12, my greedy little eyes lit up and I slammed my dick on that buy button til it broke.
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I put $80 into AM... |
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Hahaha. You're going to lose money on these. Hahaha
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I'll be sure to post my sell and shove it in your face tomorrow. ��
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This is gonna be one of those risk $3k to win $300 plays. Otm FD earnings plays have gotta be the worst risk/reward ... |
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Didnt know you could algo trade on RH
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You can algo trade on an abacus if you really want to.
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Well I meant as in running the program through RH, since its a phone app as opposed to a web application
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when you know how to pr... |
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I like it when I submit a trade in robinhood and the stock ticker immediately jumps down as it's loading.
EDIT: Wow, it seems others experience the same thing. I wonder if the Robinhood devs implemented an Office Space esque ploy where they show you a price slightly higher ... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You’re an alright guy, ya know that?
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Appreciate it man. I just hope someone looks at this post and goes, “you know what, maybe I shouldn’t g... |
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Good luck selling that...
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What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
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At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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oh it should be 7/13 I guess. Whatever. wizdaddy is my random options picker i made because i already pick them mostly at random, and lost every time because I'm dumb.
it's weighted to look at the performance of the last few days and some stupid sentiment analysis stuff and... |
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Up 3000%, down 1000%, still a 2000% gain on my paper account bro
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What if it goes down 3000%
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Has a stock ever gone down 3000% before?
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no but your mom has.
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I'm glad you post on reddit because it shows even... |
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Whatever
I literally DGAF whether you care/believe that I YOLO'd on FNMA and preferreds. I'm up 60% in the past 3 weeks, I'm still looking for another 10x, and your opinion means less to me than these bullshit unrealized paper gains.
I can't be fucked to upload a screenca... |
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Can confirm started this month and you bitches already fucked me out of $500
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Following what other people do instead of what your own research suggests is going to get you fucked like Britney spears.
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If the sub says to buy a call, buy a put... |
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investigating kids trading 1 share on robin hood, and retards mspaint'ing their broker screen to make up profits? why?
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Because some cuck trader had a return of 300% in a month and when asked for his info source he said "I inverse WSB"
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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Shit I missed it what happened is there videos an... |
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Who gets top bunk, him or Shkreli?
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Clinton, if it's a triple bunk. Shkreli, and last but not least musk rat on the bottom. Cause meme yolo price manip tweets are privileged white boy crimes punishable by wrist slaps.
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Bullshit. Clinton is o... |
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Man down 8 dollars that's some real heavy shit. Might have to take out a second mortgage on the house if he loses another 8.
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I doubt he can afford a house to begin with.
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Jesus christ that's the fucking joke I was looking forward to a bull... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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Someone tell Trump to stop promoting retarded isolationist policies. Just join TPP, no tariffs, stop jerking off about steel. Steel is literally the most useless thing to try and salvage, there's like 100k steel employees total.
I swear, this dude promoted the most ass back... |
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So we should expect another hastily-written half-assed piece of legislation with zero chance of actually going anywhere?
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Realistically? Probably not. Trump's big area during the election was Tax reform, going so far as to put a plan out on his website. You ... |
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Why not just do both? Put in 5.5k to your IRA so you aren't totally fucked when you're an old fart. Put all everything else in a YOLO account.
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This is exactly what I do. Max IRA first, anything else I can fuck around with
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I trade IN my... |
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I met Shaq's cousin, Curtis Jackson, who is actually quite the knowledgeable investor.
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Shaq himself is a good investor. I'm guessing he obviously gets help, maybe from Jackson and others, but his portfolio is actually pretty ridiculous. For instance he got... |
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Where were you when DOW hit 20k?
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Taking a shit at work.
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Taking a shit at home.
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Taking a shit on a bus.
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Who rides a bus?
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People that go on buses. Or he lost all his money shorting DOW... |
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Some pretty gnarly drops, looks like faggots delights all day every day.
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Yeah bro 50k to 25k is crazy as fuck in a IRA. Only shitty thing about IRAs is the limited deposit cap every year so even if you drop substantially you have to just deal with it unless... |
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When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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You realize how many power ball tickets this could've bought you?
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This thread is now going to be my go-to argument against anyone who argues that spending money on lottery tickets can be a worthwhile idea (especially when we're talking in the case of poor p... |
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Lol get fucked Germany. They must hate gains or some shit to tax unrealized profits
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Gotta feed that socialist machine.
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At least you wont get shot by a kid wearing sketchers and a trenchcoat each week
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I'll take havi... |
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The only thing it needs is robinhood open with a 500 dollar account value.
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With a "+$51.98 Total Return"
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I would murder someone for a $52 total return at this point
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Haha, go into TTNP, It's been shooting up and today's ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
stock is just too overvalued, there's no story here
## Speaker_1: ##
It's going to remain overvalued as long as the machine learning hype is in overdrive. Once people realize that this machine learning stuff is really just Hadoop 2.0, then we might see NVDA come down. But i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How old are you?
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30s
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How did you get so rich?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I read a lot of books. Like a book a day. It gives me knowledge and lambos.
## Speaker_2: ##
How many bookshelves do you sleep on?
## Walls1337bot: ##
False. Knowled... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've had moviepass's back until last night when I wanted to go to a movie and they wanted me to pay an 8 dollar surcharge. Suck my dick moviepass.
## Speaker_1: ##
Why were you so fucking stupid up until last night?
## Speaker_0: ##
Never invested but I wanted it to wor... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What exactly is it you're doing to analyze these stocks? Sounds like you're just checking yahoo finance and spitting out the numbers it contains. Why is a negative P/E always a bad thing? Just because a company has low estimates doesn't mean they won't meet those estimates o... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Did you get her number?
## Speaker_1: ##
What's 20% of (248)434-5508
## Speaker_0: ##
I want to dial but I feel like I'll end up calling suicide hotline
## Speaker_2: ##
It’s the AMD customer service line
## Walls1337bot: ##
I actually just chatted with OP for 5 minutes ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>2000 shares? damn, dudes a millionaire. nice
look closer
>2 shares
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, I was 11. I spent the rest of my 20 grand allowance paying kids to eat worms and doing lines off of turtles. Turtles are cool, okay?
## Speaker_2: ##
I like turtles.
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I can understand why he'd short TSLA at the beginning, but he should have accounted for the fact that Elon would do everything to keep that brand afloat
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How can you KNOW that he will? Any institutional investor that you talk to will say "Short Tesla, ma... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Wait wth just happened on futures...I was about to call you an idiot cuz last time I checked SP was up 5 points and it just shat the bed hard. Did I miss a Trump tweet?
## Speaker_0: ##
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-20/yuan-slides-after-china-weakens-fi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mods are NOT gay on this blessed day!
## Speaker_1: ##
they’re trans today
## Speaker_2: ##
i'm pretty sure Mods is the Q in LGBTQ
## Speaker_3: ##
Yes, this is correct. We are all quants.
## Walls1337bot: ##
How many math tournaments did you place second in?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow the police state is complete
## Walls1337bot: ##
The search was discovered during an investigation. The search didnt lead to the investigation, the investigation lead to the search. Its like you suspect somebody of murder, look at their computer and see searches for "ho... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pretty impressive given that some butthurt engineer sabotaged the factory at one point.
## Speaker_1: ##
Makes you wonder if his claims were true that he’s a whistleblower saying Tesla is lying about production numbers
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makes you wonder if big firms keep ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yes
Mother
Fucker
Also positions please.
## Speaker_1: ##
https://m.imgur.com/yZrEit3
Calls with Balls.
## Speaker_2: ##
Is there a reason for making multiple AMD buys on different prices and dates, rather than just dumping everything into 1 or 2?
## Speaker_1: ##
Pa... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
jokes on you, i use my phone to trade.
if i want to off myself, i need to go get me one of those $SWHC 9 millimeter blasters \*wink wink\*
## Walls1337bot: ##
Jokes on you, I have the explosive samsung!
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol faggot you trade with two grand
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## Speaker_0: ##
I thought he was supposed to eat his own dick on camera
## Speaker_1: ##
He did eat hooker shit on camera. Multiple times if you believe the documentary.
## Speaker_2: ##
not even good looking hooker shit. but gross fat hooker shit
## Speaker_3: ##
With what’s coming out... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You give a million to each of your 808 closest friends. Short your broker I guess
## Speaker_1: ##
The IRS is 300 of your closest friends.
## Speaker_2: ##
Love the IRS
## Speaker_3: ##
Enforced friendship by default
## Walls1337bot: ##
Like Tom on Myspace.
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## Speaker_0: ##
That guy is gonna save thousands on commissions.
Buying amd 1 share at a time anywhere else would bankrupt him
## Speaker_1: ##
Exactly. RH opened the doors to essentially democratize trading. When you open the floodgates you get a lot of garbage. It also means that more p... |
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