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Betting $250k, shit posting on reddit with 4% battery life, teach me how to not give a fuck OP.
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First quit your job with no backup plan, make a years salary in 3 months doing nothing but going to yoga and checking your phone, then pretend like you never mad... |
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To be fair, back then the Dow was 13,000 points.
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Still, he said 1000 points not whatever the fuck the percentage was.
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It's fake you fucking idiot lmaoo
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He is totally and 100% reasonable in believing this is real. This w... |
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Watching December corn future open tonight and see what it does.
See how the April feeder cattle opens and watch the Brazilian meat scandal develop. There is a large buyer on the market buying up feeder cattle and that makes for awesome day trades as the price bounces off ... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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until you lived somewhere with ridiculous cost of living where you can't own guns and everyone eats soy:
you have no clue how uniron... |
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There are these binary options which suit you (your autism) perfectly.
There are even riskier stuff but those are for big players.
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I'm eyeing up that more risky stuff.
But true autists go for the meme derivatives, havent u seen the big short aka the fin... |
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Holy crap, r/politics is such a cesspool of liberals. They say donald trump is given a lower bar, yet they scrutinized his whole debate down to the second all while ignoring anything Hillary is saying.
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He is given a lower bar. If he comes off as moderately... |
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/u/haupt91 You should just get your own fucking show on HBO at this point
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I'm thinking about adding "berg" to my name. See if I get a call.
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Hauptberg or just Berg?
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If I get to choose the whole thing - Sheklesteinberg.
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FIAT motor co isn’t actually backed by anything. The company will completely cease to exist if we stop believing that it has any real value. Get out of FIAT now.
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This is why you buy GM.
Gold Motors.
It's backed by large reserves of gold (they hide it in ... |
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Not only one share, not only robin hood, not only android, but a teenage girl customized font android. Fuck, you win the internet.
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Is this font really that bad ��
Ps probably going back to iPhone because fuck android
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No I like it, ... |
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What up bitches, I'm back
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Welcome fellow oil bull ������������we gon get these tendies sooner or later
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I'm position fluid on a week to week basis, but long term I've been a bear since WTI hit $74 lol
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Hmmm I made so... |
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Big Cheeto Man, aka the Trade Warrior, in the crowd at :19
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Holy shit that's actually him. When I first read this comment, I thought you were saying that OP edited in Trump. But no he is ACTUALLY THERE
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He has a cameo in zoolander. He says a... |
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Depends on the company, what is it?
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This is a hypothetical, so maybe they could be an advertising conglomerate.
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So hypothetically company O
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Mmm...honestly I would love to help you out but I'm going to need a bit more info... |
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fucking FB too
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Yah pretty much anything relative to the Qs.
Now would be a bad time for cheeto winkle to get shouty about tariffs.
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He is too busy getting rammed by Putin at the moment
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Some retro futuristic/Mad Max loo... |
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I honestly feel bad for him man. A victimless crime and he’s shunned. I, too have been fucked by FINRA and SEC. got my licenses revoked and no longer can work on Wall Street.
Fired today actually, as MU tanks
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Were u framed?
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Nah. I fucke... |
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He should take all of his questions over to /r/twoxchromosones
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The day they became a default sub is the day i finally created an account so i could delist that toxic depressed sub.
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It's toxic *because* it's default.
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Semiconductors are especially getting pounded
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Mfw I'm holding 50 shares of SOXL
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Bought at 162.5 AMA
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So I don't understand SOXL, perhaps it's just leveraged ETFs in general. What's the risk? That thing is trending up like ... |
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Tesla's autopilot couldn't detect a vehicle the size of a barn door directly in front of it, killed the driver. And the stock brushed it off.
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because it's not fully autonomous and you aren't supposed to use autopilot without also paying attention. it would... |
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I don't read long DD, can I get a tl;dr
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TL;DR
* Computers need RAM. RAM is random access memory.
* There are two types of RAM, dynamic and static.
* Micron makes Dynamic RAM.
* Each is not objectively better than the other in current time, but dynamic ... |
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Good job.Time to get a job and fund the option gambling addiction like us.
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Oh I only did this after signing my offer letter.
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The fuck is this kind of responsibility doing in this sub?
(Grats on the gains man)
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Lmaaaao at... |
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Just remember some guy lost his entire life savings 800k+ on MAST (Or was it NVAX?)
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Also /u/mthomson22 lost over 140K on mast. Looks like he might have committed suicide
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Reading his post history is quite a emotional ride.
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>did a **withdrawal** in RH and **bought** WWE calls 44 strike July 20 for $144 a pop
>canceled the withdrawal and the order.
Yeah, none of this happened.
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I withdrew money from my bank and placed an order to buy the calls at market open. I ca... |
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The fact that we haven't heard from a certain someone who will remain anonymous for this long is genuinely a little concerning...
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Can I get some context?
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Things that happened before you stumbled in here from r/autists or r/investing or ... |
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I would be selling and not buying. Made the mistake when I was starting out to buy calls. Failed pretty much all the time. Selling spreads then moving on to naked puts and calls were a game changer.
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Yeh I know it makes more since to sell with volatility hig... |
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They need RemovalBot
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Someone removed our bot ��
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Yeah where the fuck did our bot go?
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Everybody put up missing posters, we gotta find our bot before he gets hurt
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Motherfucker been reading about every... |
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Started with $240 on Monday. [Finished up at almost $1600](https://imgur.com/gf8ksbG)
p.s. was able to cut my losses with NVDA early.
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how the fuck did you 6x your money in a week? care to give a quick breakdown of your trades?
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Sure,
OTM... |
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I'm just surprised that domain was available.
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nobody wants domains with hyphens
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It’s like a retarded baby
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I knew a guy who said if he knew his wife was pregnant with a retarded baby, it meant an instant abortion.
Unlucki... |
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His rich republican friends are up over 15% in the last year and this guy is excited about a 2% dip? If he's been shorting then he's been losing a ton.
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These are the same geniuses who thought that Trump was a bad businessman because "he would have more mone... |
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Remember kids, its not a loss if you don't sell.
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That super Jew is comfy right now: https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
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FFFFFFF that's an amount of money that's kind of hard to wrap your head around.
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Wonder what happened to 296x leverage dude going long on oil
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well best case his trading account is $0 now.
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Why is someone given 296X leverage? The thing goes down 0.3% and the account is wiped out.
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The thing goes down... |
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Should I sell AMD now or hold?
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def hold. Will be jumping again once the proccies hit the market.
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Assuming Zen is actually any good. AMD hasn't outperformed Intel since the original Athlon, but there's always a rumor that the next architect... |
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You typed up exactly what you were gonna say didn't you?
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Yup
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I do the same thing for phone interviews.
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I learned to add in some "uhms" and "u knows" to make it sound like i am not just reading off a paper.
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losing 2% in a month for someone who averages 1% a year is crazy, it'll take him 2 years just to break-even from that
Someone needs to tell this guy that inflation is >1%, and that hes been losing money for a while
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And tell that guy he's actually lost 3... |
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He keeps bragging about 33x gain on single trade and provides no proof; proof or ban, says I
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He has to keep It hidden from the people out to get him.
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Then he can stfu about it
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33x? Did he buy AMZN in 1996 or somethi... |
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We're all about to be either mega rich or mega fucked. This is the unity that makes this sub so great, to tendie town boys!
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Up bigly.
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Too tendie land
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Up almost 50%!!!!!!!
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Hell ya brotha, I'm up so... |
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Having shorting around keeps everyone honest. If you couldn’t profit from losses everyone would turn a willfully blind eye to non gains, we’d have more bubbles.
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Also, shorts are the only people brave enough to make a bid in a market crash. That's why when g... |
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Trump's tariff promises are why the stock market went to 24,000...
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Well it was at 26,600 before the trade war talks lol
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No, it was 17,959 before the "trade war" talks.
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He announced the tariffs on March 8. The DOW was ju... |
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Hope he goes to jail lol
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Fuck you
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Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this was *swearers anonymous*
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You must be new here
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You must be *rude* here if your first response is to swear at me! ��
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This is why I use Kodi
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Does Kodi provide content now? My understanding was that it was just a media center?
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All about the Exodus Add-on
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Ahh - so you're a cheap ass and a thief. I gotcha. Well have fun.
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Does Trump even know what CODB is?
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He is a dumbass. What has he achieved in his life?
Edit: People can't detect sarcasm.
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Yeah. Not like beating Hillary and body slamming the media was hard. Literally has achieved nothing of note.
## Spe... |
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The cheese on those half assed nachos looks like it’ll all come off in one piece. Keep the Fed.
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>Keep Yellen
>
Fify
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Yeah let's keep her around until we're in stagflation again! Great idea!
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My pal I’m not sure yo... |
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They keep some stores open after the bankruptcy. It’s chapter 11 not 7.
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“Start an exciting fulfilling career at Sears”
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Where do I sign up?
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I heard they have applications in WSB
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$90 mu 10/26?
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Didn’t something happen with NYC banning new uber drivers to promote taxis? wonder how much of an impact that might’ve had
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Karma for shitting on the taxi industry. If Uber loses airports big cities and tourist traps it’s back down to luxury service.
## Sp... |
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Orange boi is trying so hard to get back American jobs while unemployment rate lowest since 1973? No one is losing their jobs Orange boi...
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Yeah, US needs higher wages.
But we know that's not going to happen.
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Trade wars won’t help wag... |
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That’s sick, well done. I’ll pour out some malt liquor for that tax bill.
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Luckily his tax rate just went down!
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He’ll be close to over 50% depending on the state
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isnt the highest rate 35%?
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Don’t... |
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You can now buy a 1998 Toyota Camry
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Lmao that was the car I had in high school and it was fucking awesome
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Lmao never had a Camry but I've clearly brought some nostalgia back to some of you.
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Imagine a car you don't give a ... |
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Why is there an attack on Tesla like this? Seems odd. Do the other car makers feel threatened so they send out negative propaganda?
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>Why is there an attack on Tesla like this?
Because they are diving headfirst in to bankruptcy whilst being run by a char... |
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Did KFC decide to bring the fake meat back after they did the one-day trial earlier this month?
edit: Burger King did an Impossible Meat trial too, what have the results been?
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I tried the BK one, for market research, and it wasn't remotely convincing unles... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Missed opportunity not using Wu-Tang Clan for the trailer.
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The unreleased album.
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I'm sure Shkreli would have helped them do it.
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He's stated that he would love to give it away to the public, but the purchase came with ... |
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Lol. I can't tell you how many times I've bought a fucking 3 dollar MU option cause it's all I had. But hey one time I turned that 3 bucks into 20
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Dang a you hit a 6 bagger...
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Imagine if he had put 10k
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Should of would of ... |
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I believe in the principles of competition a hell of a lot more than I believe in a bureaucrat's ability to properly dictate what is, and isn't fair use of bandwidth. The cost to lay fiber is relatively inexpensive when compared to maintaining a power or water network. The... |
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Can someone explain this shit to me? I've been bag holding $VXX for 3 weeks watching all my money disappear. And now that the VIX is up 24 fucking percent how the fuck is VXX unchanged? My options expire this Friday so if y'all never hear from me next week you know why.
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Lying in bed past 6am? What are we, in grade school?
Edit: Thank you u/ eggs
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A lot of successful people are night owls, Hitler for example liked to sleep till noon.
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> A lot of successful people are night owls, Hitler for example like... |
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How about instead of electing an actual businessman in 2020 we acknowledge that electing an actual businessman was a poor decision and instead elect someone like a career military member, a lifelong firefighter or teacher...you know someone that knows what it is like to a... |
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It will go lower.
Edit: huh. Guess I was right.
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Inverse wsb. Buy at open
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You don't want to inverse /u/MRPguy
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Why
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He's a bad motherfucker who literally outperforms 99% of this sub. I'm not even playing... |
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All jokes aside, hopefully none of us has to experience own children with down sydrome. That is some unreal psychological pressure from beginning on.
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Not sure if this is a continued joke but Autism /= Downs.
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If you're posting in WSB, it... |
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There's filing bankruptcy bad.
There's Reverse Split bad.
Hell, there's even CEO replacement bad.
But if you go way, way down the bad list, tucked in right near the bottom in very small print, is Cancel the Fucking Earnings Call bad.
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Plus this i... |
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Wow it's almost like they're... inversely related
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Here from /r/all, ELI5?
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The two stock tickers NUGT and DUST get there value in a inverse relationship. When NUGT gets more valuable, DUST becomes less. Therefore holding both probably n... |
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Sounds about right
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I can't find a reference, but I thought I remember Buffett advocating that people just buy into the market and then bother to learn about it afterwards because the time you would've spent learning about it could've been making you money i... |
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You're saying your broker will credit you with the additional buying power before actually filling the order?
That sounds wrong but I don't know enough to be sure...
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They also use available BP on working buy orders before it gets filled.
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GTFO dude. WSB is not for rich people who buy fucking stonks that go up.
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It was at 17k in March timeframe
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How did you go from $17k to $100+k?
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Gotta be options. Maybe he went all in on MU when it was the ~~prophet~~ p... |
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You holding onto your calls or no?
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Yes, all or nothing now
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What’s your net worth now?
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Around a mil in MU. My nigga Marty goes hard but has til June so he be alright
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Get it fast! Last chance to buy high, sell low!
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What was the average WSB buy in price again? $7.30? Only -18% down so far!
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$7.30 looks a lot like $8 tbh
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Someone did a survey a while back. Only one guy bought below $3 or s... |
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I fucking hope so.
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don't worry, this is a buy the dip moment.
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I thought I was buying the dip yesterday and I caught the fucking knife with my hands before I dropped it on my foot.
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no one is right all the time.
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does anyone actually know what he said?
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He said he doesn't want black people ordering papa John's. "Take that dirty money to pizza hut"
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Is there a video or source cause all ive seen so far is memes
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What more could yo... |
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For weeks, I've been thinking it's either:
a) merger happens and yay tendies
b) merger denied, baghold and wait for the next buyout suitor
What I didn't consider is... well, *this* shit.
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Shareholders get fucked in asset sale. Sure they can pay off 75% of... |
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Follow up messages: https://imgur.com/a/4yL2IzC
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What is an Option my man?!
## Speaker_2: ##
buy derivative instruments first, ask questions later
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That's how I learned. I regret all of it, but I learned a lot.
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Serious... |
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Let's get this to /r/all
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# FAQs for those from /r/all:
> What is this place
Welcome to wsb, where bid/ask spreads don't matter and we lose our money to by buying far out-of-the-money options and going all-in on shitcaps.
> What are you talking a... |
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Apparently his phone number leaked in Discord? So he's taking calls.
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His phone number was in his Twitter bio for a while. Not sure if it's still there
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I've been calling him. Anyone who wants his number PM me
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Very easy to... |
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My bad lads. This ain’t real
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surprise surprise
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At least I’m honest about it after the proof has been presented
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Wait you thought it was real when you posted it???
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I’m not gonna answer that.
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Why did you buy calls for a strike price nearly 50% higher than the stock price has been at any point in the last ten years? Is it because those were the only calls you could afford after you spent what your Mom gave you on fun dip and anime?
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Hate anime. I ... |
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It’s called a Monte Carlo is it just predicts the most likely outcome. Doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee
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It would also be very unfair to only run a single simulation. If you'd run 1000 you would maybe have Germany or Brazil win 200/1000 times. Which means they ... |
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All in $SPOT puts once they become available. Solid DD OP.
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You know that this is DD for $SHOP not $SPOT right?
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I love this sub. Reminds me of how a penny with a name similar to snap went up caz retards bought the wrong stock.
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Fucking nice.
One of my buddies earlier this year said DT is one of the best presidents ever. I asked why, he said you should see my 401k. He went on to explain how he’d modified his 401k to be more aggressive, to take advantage of the wild growth.
I saw him over Christm... |
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/u/losingmoneyrightleft where's the tattoo beyotch!?
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He pussying out and buffing out his chest with his posts trying to redirect questions.
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He’s at -22 karma. His plan isn’t working.
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is he the most disliked guy on WSB no... |
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Puts or shorts?
## Speaker_1: ##
if you have to ask, the safest place for you money is under your bed.
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Is this a reference to something I don't know?
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No.
This is basic logic and reasoning. If you don't know how to play a dying company ... |
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"Yolo" has been the forefront in the creation of this subreddit. It is our lifeblood, our principle of life, and most importantly, our basis for the decisions we make. No Yolo - no WSB
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everyone has to grow up someday
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I'll grow up when I'm ... |
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What color yacht r u looking at?
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Going for that LT tax treatment so the money won't be accessible until January unless $MU hits triple digies and I can convince a bank to give me loans against my non-marginable securities.
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Autist friend... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Someone hopped on TRT
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TRT should be a mandatory rite of passage for every man when he turns 30
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Where do i buy test?
## Speaker_2: ##
Just find a shady doctor. That way your insurance will pay for it too
Getting your doctor to prescrib... |
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I sold all my IQ at opening bell and then bought it back at $41
Jesus Christ I hope $41 is the bottom.
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You ready to eat some ass salad?
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We're gonna see $42 any minute now.
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Take me back to 44 and I'm out.
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So what you're saying is... MU to 90 eoy?
## Speaker_1: ##
There's still a chance for your 7/20 $90 calls.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yea, 7/20/95
## Speaker_3: ##
Did we learn nothing from Y2K? 4 digits for the year fucktard.
## Speaker_4: ##
> Did we learn nothing from Y2K?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yo can we just take a second to appreciate that 15%+ 10 year? God damn lol
## Speaker_1: ##
early 80's was a helluva drug. there are still people alive who have crazy savings accounts from the 80's that are fixed at like 7-10%. can you fucking imagine???
## Speaker_2: ##
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
They beat
## Speaker_1: ##
CEO is resigning and COO will become new CEO. Hope this doesn't throw us for a loop.
## Speaker_2: ##
May 9, 2017 retirement. We should be fine.
## Speaker_3: ##
GFY, that's my birthday.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Holy shit, posting from the womb
#... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
None of these are volatile enough for me to yolo what is this
## Speaker_0: ##
Blackberry
## Walls1337bot: ##
Implying anyone in a first world country even uses those anymore
## Speaker_0: ##
They don't they're a disaster scraping bottom is that volatile enough for yo... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
So it’s possible....
## Speaker_1: ##
$300 to $7000 in a week
## Walls1337bot: ##
How well are you sleeping though?
## Speaker_1: ##
Im too excited to sleep imma need a lot of drugs lmao
## Walls1337bot: ##
Putting that $7000 to good use already lol
Hope that $300 was ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
i had 100 $100 Jan 19 from $1.40, sold for $4.30, +\~$30k
## Speaker_1: ##
proof or ban
## Speaker_0: ##
https://imgur.com/gallery/lX7Wmwq
## Speaker_2: ##
30 thousand fucking dollars and that’s only a 5% increase. Frick u
## Speaker_0: ##
I'll give you a 5% increase in... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Yea surprised mods didn't ask for verification
## Speaker_1: ##
The mods were in on it.
## Speaker_2: ##
It was all a SEC sting operation. If FSC was right everyone on wsb would of sent him their address to get the maplesyrup.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's either would **HAV... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
you sound like a senior at an undergrad business school trying to impress people with what you learned at your summer internship
## Speaker_1: ##
The fuck do you mean by that. What gives you that impression? This is a look into my secret toolbox which I use everyday for my ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Go to a different sub-reddit
## Speaker_1: ##
can you give me a link
## Speaker_2: ##
r/personalfinance go and never come back
## Speaker_1: ##
ok. can you at least tell me why you're being so harsh before i never come back
## Walls1337bot: ##
This sub is about doing th... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
What he actually said was "yes, but not on impact" when asked if he would want to die on mars.
## Speaker_1: ##
He also said “really any other planet away from the rest of you autistic fags”
## Speaker_2: ##
*non-autistic fags
he wants to live totally among autists as hig... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
If you write to Robinhood, they're refund your money.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ya you just have to write a few page summary of your issue and include a screenshot of your trades and they will mail you a check within a couple of weeks.
They would rather pay out small amounts then ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Ya well unfortunately we don't all have 500 billion dollar portfolios, so we kinda need to use leverage just to get in the game.
## Speaker_1: ##
The more risk you assume, the less you're "investing" and the more you're "gambling"
## Speaker_2: ##
No shit, faggot. This is... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
All those people are too broke to buy new cars. They'll end up buying used.
Inverse OP.
## Speaker_1: ##
The used car inventory was all destroyed too. They'll be getting insurance payouts so they'll be getting their new cars with that. Then after F pops, the insurance cos ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I don't have FB. What's the synopsis.
## Speaker_0: ##
Shkrelintryin to talk him out of the trade
## Walls1337bot: ##
Little late for that though, eh?
## Speaker_0: ##
I hope he does talk him out of it. Then, aapl does crash on earnings. That would be the making of su... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh my god there are so many things wrong here
## Speaker_1: ##
Like?
## Speaker_2: ##
All this picture shows is that Cyber Mondays have historically been red 85% of the time. Extrapolating that kind of thing into the future makes no sense.
## Speaker_3: ##
My portfolio ha... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
AMD to the MOOOOOON!
## Speaker_1: ##
What makes you say that? Is intel planning to license AMD products and manufacture them there?
## Speaker_2: ##
Intel will be using amd gpus in their mid range cpus
## Speaker_3: ##
What ?
## Walls1337bot: ##
http://www.pcworld.com/a... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Any of you guys drive a tesla? It's amazing.
## Speaker_1: ##
Hahaha yeah like any of us autists could afford a Tesla. I can't even afford the stock.
## Speaker_0: ##
:( one day you will have money and get to buy something nice at least once
## Speaker_2: ##
aww thats n... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Ya know.. I was looking at my portfolio and again, questioned why I was still in AMD.
I hate you AMD. Will exit and never look back...... someday
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah I wanna pull out of it... but my position is too good and it never hits the $15 selling point I would pu... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Holy fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
MY SAVOIR
## Speaker_2: ##
This entire markets savior. We might actually have a green S&P tomorrow
## Speaker_1: ##
I hope not. I’m leveraged against it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Thank you for your sacrifice.
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Where the fuck is the steak??
## Speaker_1: ##
https://m.imgur.com/tuPzr6z
## Speaker_2: ##
Do they still serve Dry Aged steaks?
## Speaker_1: ##
I always get the seared sirloin with butter poached lobster tail
## Walls1337bot: ##
Too rich for my blood. I usually just e... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I’m all in �� So nervous
## Speaker_1: ##
Uppies or downies?
## Speaker_0: ##
Up
## Speaker_2: ##
dont go to the market tomorrow?
## Walls1337bot: ##
This little piggie went to the market :(
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