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Before you idiots ask:
I opened this position before the drop to $38 in February. I was under my margin maintenance for a split second that day but held anyway up to $63 and back down to $46. Almost set a stop for $46 but didn’t, thank fucking God.
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I'm a little confused as to how a 4K - 5K initial investment turns into well over 200K in returns. Is this just because he YOLO'd that entire investment into put options?
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How does the math work out here?
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Despite how unprofessional UAL has been through this whole ordeal, people will eventually realize that cheap flights + prevalence of United in the aviation industry will cause people to flock back.
UAL might dip, but it'll come back. Hop in at $65.
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Went from +2k at open to breakeven lol
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Lol +8k to start down to -7k to close, easily the biggest swing I've ever had in a single day by a massive margin.
Seriously, this shit is bad for your health. Starting tomorrow, I'm going all cash and sticking my li... |
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I mean that strikes me as bad news and it appears to be a red day so...
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doesn't this happen every year? some asshole reports supply is cut and then next quarter their results come in and it turns out they were full of shit.
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That’s why they... |
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If a casino ever loses money I’ll eat my shit
Edit: turns out the house loses sometimes
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Have you ever heard of a place called Atlantic City?
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And Donald J. Trump? If he couldn't run a casino successfully, how can he run a country?
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Bloomberg gave a pretty wide estimate today when they were talking about it. 4b -40b. Wonder where it'll end up. I don't plan to have any position since I think it's just going to Twitter and eventually fade out of vogue.
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There was still money to be made... |
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You seem too far in the green for this sub.
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He is going to by a yacht.
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upvote solely for name.
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Thanks faggot.
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don't thank me, thank your parents for the /\ut|sm.
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This guy is going to be a millionaire with this play
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Retire at 19.
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Me too, thanks. Now how do I convince my poor family to lend me $46k to throw at the market?
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I earned 46k instead of asking my family
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Imagine how little your 401K was worth if this is what you blew it on
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A base model 2019 Toyota 86 is $26,455. The driver of this is a real autist.
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Well seeing that it’s California plates, it’s not an 86, it’s a rebadged Scion FR-S.
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I feel ya. I went from 10k to 100k to about 40k. Luckily I got the fuck out then.
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Pic of the 100k or you can get the fuck out.
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https://imgur.com/a/aRwnz
It went up to around $9 and I sold it probably for an average of $4
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lol they're gonna stay in the warehouse. Who's gonna install them when they can't even distribute food and water to the people.
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> Who's gonna install them
Hospitals with people on ventilators will likely find a way
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How’s a person on ve... |
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Fuck no he hasnth. Stuck at 39 fucking %. Changed the corporate rate but put so many goddamned stipulations on it, I don’t qualify. Raised the fucking child credit, who fucking cares?!? Why am I subsidizing someone else’s germ factories?!?
Sigh. Still better than that mur... |
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Yea surprised mods didn't ask for verification
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The mods were in on it.
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It was all a SEC sting operation. If FSC was right everyone on wsb would of sent him their address to get the maplesyrup.
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It's either would **HAVE**... |
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Nah just gonna get slaughtered by theta
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...and extremely low volume on Black Friday so our premium dies even harder
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I still got until 12/7 so I won't die
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Unless SPY and QQQ open red and sink hard next week
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Hey bud don't mean to embarass you or anything but I think you're buying the wrong stock
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I think that's his point. People are buying the wrong stock, thinking it's Snapchat
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are you sure
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What else would 'god I love stupid... |
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damn yall were right about r/weedstocks … if you haven't checked it out yet, you should. easily one of the dumbest conglomerations of thought in the universe
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Went to their daily discussion rules up top and found this gem tucked somewhere:
> #Not Allowe... |
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Tell me about it man. I had a job interview today, going great and then they ask if I have anything I'd like to know about them? So I say, do you believe 9.11 was a punishment for imperialism or sin? The whole table was silent and they just said this interview is over, se... |
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You need options
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Honestly I need some ELI5 for that. No fucking clue what I'm reading when I look up those definitions of calls and puts.
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Watch [this](https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trading-for-newbies/episodes/trading-for-newbies-i... |
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Lmao is T_D invading wsb?
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Were you not here in 2016? Donald Trump was HUGE here. Until, of course, bad policies started having a negative impact on markets
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people here loved the promises he made early on, but hopefully they're realizi... |
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> I make money from a job. I pay income tax on that.
And you have a problem with capital gainz tax? This should already piss you off.
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For real. Capital gains taxes should be more of a thing and income tax less of a thin g
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Both should b... |
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=0
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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2.7 *billion*....for some search results on their stupid shopping website...in 2010...the hell kind of eurotrash money grab is this
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They need to pay for all them refugees somehow, their economy sure as shit isn't gonna pay the bills.
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The ... |
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I believe the term is positions or ban?
Why do u have 400k+ on RH?
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I’ve transferred everything out into savings, holding off until taxes are paid and then going to buy some new toys :)
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Well please explain what the hell you did and what yo... |
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It's Canada dollars so that's like 12 dollars in American money.
Enjoy your Five Guys meal, scrub
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I bet $12 couldn't buy enough food for your typical meal.
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Can comfirm, meal at 5guys is 13 dollars.
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those fuckin burgers ... |
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How does it feel to be a parasite on Germany and to know all your ‘famous attractions’ are literally ruins? How does it feel to be a bamboccione that sleeps in his childhood bedroom? How does it feel that your supreme leader is literally a south american?
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So you had a winning options trade lined up, but were too inept to actually execute it? You belong here.
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Okay so next time what do I do differently, I'm too inept to figure out why it never executed
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America produces more gdp than all of those three combined
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What does that matter when you have companies that are highly dependent on foreign products.
Walmart, one of the US largest employers, depends on products from China to support its business. The m... |
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5% is the moon now? Damn....
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Lol yeah.... it hit $44 faggot after bouncing $40-42
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Time to pull out and buy some tendies I guess
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Found the retard guys. Cya at $60 in 6 months.
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Ok I'm going to bitch for a second. Why the fuck am I getting quoted for a 5.082% interest rate with a 785 credit score on a home loan when banks are making hand over fist on you retards playing options
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Fed is charging over 2% who the fuk do u think u are?
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Send me instructions please sir.
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don't buy short term contracts. It's fun because you don't have to wait around and you don't have to see your money shoot up and down but it limits the places you can get out and turn a profit. I bought SQ and BOX calls last... |
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99% of this sub isn't interviewing for shit LMAO
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Is interviewing often a good thing? I hope to never have a job interview again in my life.
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if you are good you won't need the 'normal' interview imo
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Does walking into my da... |
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You ok u/theycallme1 ? Need a foot rub?
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I don't not need one.
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Dear Diary:
Today I turned down a foot rub as a matter of principle.
I really could have used a foot rub tho.
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He said he wanted one.
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I don't think that's an unreasonable value honestly. They're already monetizing, they have the teenage demographic in the bag, spectacles seem interesting and give them an opportunity to win a wearable area that hasn't been done right yet.
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yeah but what c... |
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Fed: near zero interest rates and printing money like crazy for 10 years
\*Economy Collapses\*
Fed: \[Surprised Pikachu meme\]
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Wouldn't printing money like crazy cause crazy inflation?
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Yes, crazy inflation in the stock market.
Look at a... |
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I will be buying more puts on Monday. But it might not matter how much they’re worth cause we’re on a Weimar track
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Weimar?
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You should prooooobably know a thing or two about the Weimar Republic my dude.
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I’ve never hea... |
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That’s incredible. Congrats. Can you share what are the biggest things you look for when it comes to what and when to buy. Thanks
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I look for undervalued securities and a catalyst that would lead to a correction. [YELP](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbet... |
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TIL planet fitness is public
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Gold's gym by my house was always packed but just closed down, LONG $PLNT
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I think planet money did a segment on gyms, singling out planet fitness. Most people only used their membership a few time a month and i... |
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Appl... |
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reveal yourself, ceo
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He already did a few AMA threads i believe
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Is this real?
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It’s definitely possible. In the past 5 years the highest the stock has been was $3405.00 per share. For 7.25 million dollars that would be rou... |
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So, life insurance?
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I once asked a life insurance rep about what happens if you commit suicide.
I've never had someone end a conversation so fast in my life.
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Usually life insurance has 1 or 2 year suicide clauses. If you pull out the in... |
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Dude please for the love of God, I know you are in a super euphoric state right now but take this as a divine message
CASH
OUT
NOW
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There are two types of people on this sub, retards and pussies. And mama didn't raise no pussy.
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Nasdaq calls my dude. Tech is where the tendies are
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Tech is feeling awfully bubbly right now.
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Yeah but how much more bubbly can it get is the question
Also buy qqq leaps when it all comes down
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Will Apple hit 1T or not...... |
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Depends on your strikes.
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MSFT - 113
COF - 100
Guess I fucked up.
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>MSFT - 113
dawg
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OptionsProfCalc says I can still get an 80% gain tomorrow if MSFT opens at 108.
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You realize someone has to buy th... |
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Bring'im in bois
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Who did he sell them all to? Back to Papa John’s or 31 independent people. If it was back to the corporation they had to have known that Papa Johns was no longer with the NFL and decided to go with instant diarrhea... err I mean Pizza Hut... |
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No one won the trade war. Like all wars it was a huge waste of resources for both your countries. It’s actually just a loss everywhere. Especially for the producers in both nations. Kinda sad tbh.
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This is trade war. Not world war. Go stick to ur amd shilli... |
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IF YOU ARE FROM FP. HERES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND
I can buy a put option CONTRACT for a fee for $10 that would let me sell 100 shares at $220/share at any time before July 27, FB stock is now selling for $225/share. If it keeps going up, I'd never use that option and i will b... |
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Biggest lost was holding JCP thinking they would turn around. Getting into Tops. The big spike was getting options which worked out good had FB puts. Actually was up more than break even. Lost it all after FB started going up. Made some of it back from FB calls and did a ... |
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Started following this sub about a month ago and I’m learning a lot
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You’re probably doing something wrong if you’re learning from this sub
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I haven’t lost any money yet so clearly I’m fucking up something
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This post right here is why other financial sub can’t compete against us.
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But is there any other financial sub? There is another one a little more exciting than getting paid a 6% annually for watching paint dry.
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6% is a good return for a ... |
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Or just don't use Osprey3 for all your passwords.
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I'd have to be dumber than you to make that my password
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Why tf am I being downvoted
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Again
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This sub has had terrible history with shitty bots. Please tell your bot to go fuck itself.
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I think Reddit has a problem with shitty bots, at least mine will delete itself at -1 karma.
I see your point, though.
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So you are losing money and not getting laid. Damn.
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This comment honestly was worth posting this for! Thanks Oscur925
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Please tell me you lied about loan and are actually rich and have $20k to waste
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I actually have exactly... |
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RUM HAM!!!
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Yes?
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#beetlejuuice hahah amirite boys?
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I CAN HAVE IN SCREESHOOT?
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Well it’s a common thing now for people to link to r/beetlejuicing when someone’s reddit... |
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Did you find a girlfriend yet? You can still reach half your yearly goals.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/
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Ur an asshole
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An asshole who didn't lose 3.6 million
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anarcho-communist ��
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anarchism and communism have been historically intertwined. you can first see this in *Property is theft!* by Proudhon, one of the prominent writers who laid the foundation for anarchism as a political philosophy.
Bakunin would later t... |
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You know what the worst fucking part is. Amazon apple and other huge fuckers have their earnings next week. Could keep this mother fucker going till the end of the month.
My asshole is too far gone to decide what to do.
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He says some intelligent things, but then...
- talks about how self-driving cars are going to somehow reduce consumer spending on transportation
- acts baffled at the fact that housing is such a dominant, and increasing percentage of consumer spending
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
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As you can see MU has a P/E of 5.91 where the outlined competitors have an average P/E 23.374. EPS MU is sporting 10.05, the average for the other boys 3.89.
Either MU is way way under valued or everyone else is way way over priced.
MU -3.53%, NVDA -1.83%, AMAT -1.44%, T... |
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Also short 300 shares, https://imgur.com/a/3OxZ4Ob
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Damn ur HABT
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Unfortunately sold 60% of my calls around 2-3 bucks
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Wtf? How come? Oh well... but still fucking juicy.
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No one has ever gone broke taking ... |
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He cited DACA as the reason? Didn't he want to get rid of DACA in the first place? And now he's saying Democrats abandoned them?
Why can't he stop fucking with us?
Edit: begone you TD tag thots
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Yes, he wants borderwall funding in exchange for DACA
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somebody bought 83 $5 puts at .05 cents yesterday. id say that's a good days work.
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How much would that person have made? That's only like $420?
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83 contracts, so they put in like $415. Options returned like 100x, so he made off with $41,5... |
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Usually I hate write-ups like this but yours was actually informative and not douche-y. Thanks OP.
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/u/Bulletproof_Haas
np ... this is the first time i'm doing this on r/wallstreetbets ... albeit i wasn't really sure if these would be welcomed here on th... |
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I’m thinking we see some crazy seesaw action around tomorrow’s fed minutes. But more than 1-week out I’m as bullish as the little guy on the Redbull can.
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I can see that. I'm long until Mar16 on most of my options, I'm also holding actual stocks but I'm ... |
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I can literally see the ceo's house from my balcony
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proof pls
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How do you want me to prove it without revealing his address lmao
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blur it out by holding up a tendie to block house number
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annnd of course it’s real
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Nah, that’d be fucking... wow. It is.
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What the actual FUCC?? Mind Blown @ Trump tweeting this FR.. I thought a fellow WSB photoshopped it.... What was going through his mind when he tweeted this? Does he have hi... |
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This is good news.
*Prepares for the market to tank cause it's stupid as fuck and does the complete opposite*
*Rages hard*
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Trump/Putin meeting may be causing some hesitation. Not really sure, though.
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God emperor would be the proper titl... |
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And I always catch this shit a day late. It's always some dude making off with 3000% gains and I'm still sitting here with my thumb up my ass looking like Elmer Fudd getting tricked by Bugs in drag.
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My question is how they know, because no one is sitting ar... |
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maybe dont buy shit you just make up in your mind is a good idea
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this is just some random shit stock that you decided to take a risk on. the risk failed. its not worth a post, there is zero reason to have believed it would work out... |
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Umm, if your mom kept it in there and still holds those positions, you're rich
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And you might want to find out the tax situation before you get audited.
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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fb?
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Crispr, fb and twitter
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3 for 3, lucky boy
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Just tell me which stock you want to tank and I’ll buy some calls
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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Words cannot describe what he did in that stream.
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About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
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AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
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so you spent 16k on credi... |
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Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
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> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me fr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Positions:
Bought 17x $305 tsla puts at close yesterday for around $6.20 sold today for $10.50.
Bought 3x $300 NFLX calls before earnings for ~$26 and sold for $30... sold too soon :( just looked guess I bought 1 contract at $16 something before earnings and 2 more on the m... |
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No.
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Did you want to bet on Trump because you liked him, or because you thought he would win? If you thought he was going to win, why did you think that?
I'm still reeling from how badly those polling guys fucked up their predictions. I honestly trusted ... |
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Hello this is SEC. where does your wife work
## Speaker_1: ##
She owns her own businesses. She read something about ULTA carrying the makeup line from some Kardashian or something and thought it might increase. Apparently, it did.
## Speaker_2: ##
�� Hes over here Mr. SEC.... |
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I don't get his crimes. I havent looked into it much at all but he must have known he was doing something wrong and that he would get caught. Why the hell would you want to spend 7 years in prison? Let alone if you were a millionaire before it.'
Why did he do it? Guy is cle... |
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"I will comply with anything that comes with this mistake"
Wtf, sounds so submissive. Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
## Speaker_1: ##
> Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
If you call 911 and hang... |
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So analyst grading stocks is ''manipulation'', but tweets of Elon letting the stock shoot up 5% is not?
## Speaker_1: ##
Uhh, this is just retarded. Tesla has never met production goals, so when they do make them, let's downgrade. What is going on here?
All these analysts... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I got banned for day trading today. Anyone want to buy some MSFT options expiring 5/4???
## Speaker_1: ##
Cash account on TW my dude, unlimited day trades
## Speaker_2: ##
not for options though right?
## Speaker_1: ##
Nope, you can daytrade anything as many times a day ... |
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Find myself a stock on the uptrend.
Buy it at market price.
Watch it instantaneously fall.
Panic like a motherfucker.
Try to reassure myself.
Reopen RobinHood and struggle to use Touch ID.
See my reflection on my phone as it opens.
Be filled with self-loath.
See stock has f... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
you bought 1k worth or ROKU puts yesterday and they're worth 50k today?!?!??!? WTF? 49k profit on 1k down?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, he won a lottery. There's no way he knew what kind of news will come out today.
## Speaker_0: ##
that was some next level convi... |
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I've said it time and time again: national debt is way different than personal debt. Paying off the national debt is a very bad thing; just ask President Andrew Jackson. Reducing it is ok but overall the national debt says to our creditors (be they citizens or other nations)... |
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Up over 50% here
Edit: 70% now
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How long you plan on holding? Thursday and Friday are usually bloody with low volume...
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Not sure, I might just ride it out with a stop limit to lock in gains. If it goes back over 13 I'd be out. 17 Strike p... |
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T12 halt my boy, shits gonna go crazy. Or we wait a long time
## Speaker_1: ##
It’s going to gap up or down. They don’t halt unless 5+% is about to happen. I bet shit drops to 0
## Speaker_2: ##
Was about to buy puts before this happened...
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I bought puts ... |
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I'm a piece of shit and know jack shit. I assume this retard has 4K invested on the hopes that AMD would be $17 at some point tomorrow? If it doesn't, that means they lost their money and will be living in a cardboard box?
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they expect it to be at or above $... |
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If it were all really part of such a nuanced intelligent plan by a very stable genius, you might think he could get it across without freaking everyone out
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“I don’t agree with President Trump on a whole lot, but today I want to give him a big pat on the bac... |
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This is the most uplifting sub. It's fucking Prozac via schadenfreude.
## Speaker_1: ##
Love the use of schadenfreude in this sub
## Speaker_2: ##
It makes me feel better about my -41% stock portfolio. Don't worry, I'm averaging down
## Speaker_1: ##
Always average down
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## Speaker_0: ##
When I first saw this article from The New York Times,
its title was:
> Trump's Tariffs Prompt Global Threats of Retaliation
Here are some other articles about this story:
* NPR: [Economists Worry Steel And Aluminum Tariffs Could Start Trade War](https://www.npr.org/201... |
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I only made a fraction of this but wow, thank you to who ever posed 10 mins before the announcement!
## Speaker_1: ##
New to trading, how can he make 448% when the stock only seems to have gained a few % when i check it ok the stock app?
## Speaker_2: ##
Sweet summer child... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
it's hilarious because targeting TSLA over subsidies is demonstrably bullshit. Yes there are concessions, no they do not total those beyond the other oil/auto mfgs. They also are only offered over time and after hitting milestones (job growth, etc.).
https://electrek.co/20... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
## Speaker_1: ##
What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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amazing how the venn diagram between the_donald / wsb is almost a direct overlap of unsuccessful losers
... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I asked three of my chipotle loving friends if their chipotle eating habits have changed since the news broke out... it hasn't.
Like k.dot has said... nah nigga, fuck dawt. Go LONG on earnings surprise.
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Yea I asked a cashier if traffic was down and they ... |
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