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its fading ah lol is there any way to win anymore
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Yes. Go short
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Every time I go short, everything else is red but that one, stupid stonk.
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So fucking short SPY...duh
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found MrTrader1's alt account. peti... |
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You are definitely retarded
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Well that clears up why I'm on WSB. But how long till they ban me? I wasn't harsh so maybe I'm safe for now?
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Hit them with that good ol' WSB saying "Go cuck yourself faggot"
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Well I lasted a... |
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So Macron is probably going to say nothing and just delay the tax by another 6 months or so, Brexit probably not happening, and nothing will happen to Don Jr.
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Brexit not happening might push the uk into what we’re seeing in France atm.
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Assuming a recession doesn’t start soon.
AMD to $30 by 2020.
MU to $90 or $30 by 2020.
But I would bet MU will be $60-$70 by end of 2020, AMD to $25-30.
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If we dont have a recession I believe AMD could be $30 by 1st Quarter of 2019
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"...multi-hundred dollar trader"
This guy fucks
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Yeah man I just show girls my Robinhood account and they become my Maid Marian.
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How big would ur account to be to legit pull girls who drop their panties?
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$50k from what I... |
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Powell lowers interest rates. What would happen?
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A sell off
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Powell keeps rates where they are what happens?
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A sell off.
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Powell hikes rates in December but says they're going to pause for now and take a ... |
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AMD no doubt
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Probably. I'm down almost $400 on AMD across a couple accounts. Wish I'd had the sense to take some profits earlier on instead of continuing to buy. But instead I just keep buying more every time it goes down. And then it goes down more.
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Anyone looking at SPY volumes? I am seeing major spikes in SPY calls (weeklies).
Edit: Mods, can we sticky this thread until tomorrow. Let's have some real discussion.
Edit: Thank you mods.
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Yeah I noted in the faily thread there are 260k+ calls on both... |
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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10 people don’t have to use this strategy for 10 people to win... |
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not full autism
face 50/50
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Forreal, I'd probably smash at a blood alcholol content (BAC lol) of >.20
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We’ve got a bid war here
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any derivitives?
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Is that anal?
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how do you feel about trying to save 0.0025% of your portfolio on commissions now?
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I honestly don't care, I like RH it saves me from having to go to the casino.
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yeah you post because you dont care
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I lost 41k in a single ... |
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All from fb and spy puts. Big run today from buying spy puts 2 hours before fed announcement. Stressful as fuck but was worth it in the end.
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Yes my butt was clenching when right after announcement it went up like 1% LOL
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Yo fr man. When it... |
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No one cares
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Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.
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No one cares
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Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.
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No, no one cares.
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Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.
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he's not in prison he's in a holding facility -- jail. prison is where you go once you are sentenced (if you are sentenced to prison). he hasn't been sentenced yet. he's in with a bunch of guys going through trial and sentencing, like him.
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Jail is way more... |
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Wow. I haven't seen that image since the mid 2000s.
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What's it like to be a time traveler from 2050? What stocks should I go long on?
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$SNAP is at $1000 in 2050.
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tell them to split already
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They've already ... |
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Seriously what the fuck?? Hits EPS, users down due to bot banning, neutral guidance for future...how does that translate to "holy-shit-fuck-everything-this-is-a-landfill-fire!!".
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b/c the pre-earnings price was based on the illusion that they were truly rea... |
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this is big news, no other large corporation hires lawyers, tesla must be in trouble, also oldbot, I love how you just make up your own title, then link to a mildly related article
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Dont worry. Any thing that's remotely negative oldbot jumps all over. This... |
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Lottery is a tax on stupid poor people. FDs are a tax on stupid soon to be poor people.
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> Lottery is a tax on stupid poor people.
Just like tithing.
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At least tithing has a chance to help people
Source just made like 1000 4th of July ... |
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Buying Yellen calls
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Is there an announcement tomorrow?
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Nah. Was today evening. She said the US economy does not sport bubbles and that the December rate hike was fully intentional and a good decision
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Thought there was tal... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Take investment advice from a group of people who don't notice when the dollar sign is on the opposite end of the number.
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Hello from r/all, what difference does that make??
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That's a dumb question. Just look it up.
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are ch... |
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Pro tip: A simple and almost always successful strategy is just to buy the highest performing stocks from the previous year. I know many people here are devoid of thought, so if you do this, you're done for the year after placing the trades tomorrow, which is probably for th... |
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After the midterm elections?
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Way too late... ur account is probably zero by then
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Can you imagine if they did a reverse split on our digital cash? If you’re just sitting there with 100k and wake up with 20k
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I am fucking s... |
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Watch Donny tweet back some shit like ‘Very nice offer but not enough! No trade deficit or no deal!’
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You just made me go flaccid.
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I joke but everything he’s said makes me think he believes that any trade deficit with any country automat... |
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Looks like $SNAP is next on the chopping block...
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God I hope so, fuck Snapchat
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I don’t get the hate for Snapchat. It’s a nude delivery service, thots love it
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I'll ask 7 thots if they use Snapchat and report back
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That comment by SealClub and the fact it came to fruition is fucking gold.
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Gotta give the man the credit he deserves for giving me the idea, but I keep the post karma u/SealCub-ClubbingClub
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Paging u/SealCub-ClubbingClub
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For 40% of people life would get significantly better, for 30% of people life would get slightly better, for 20% of people life would go unchanged, for 10% of people life would get significantly worse
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r u a quant?
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this is what I was think... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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that's genius.
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Not really, this has... |
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NFLX until I can’t physically hold any more tendies.
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Seriously. I’m buying in again tomorrow morning
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Can’t not at this point. Big break out headed higher
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Fuck you, going to buy some calls so it crashes
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Can we unban him? Seriously, who hasn't been making some nice coin off his inverse? Fuck the r/all scrubs who got butthurt it was fake. Most people here knew it was. Idgaf if he live casts all his fake trades screeching in a wolf mask, if you provide consistent returns fuck ... |
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Why is an oil based country supporting an electric car company?
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diversification
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Makes sense. Thanks.
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To expand on that:
Look at Venezuela. 90% or whatever of their exports are based on oil. When oil tanked, the country... |
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What investors need to get is that you can love Teslas while hating Tesla (a money-losing subsidy-dependent company) and Elon (not the most competent executive).
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I think people love the idea of a Tesla, but in practice there is a lot of things that Tesla c... |
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Has to be a push to create triple bottom. Algos playing with it. How the hell can amd have 0% gain over the year in which they actually turned a profitable quarter.
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Because they've been in debt for the last 5-10 years?
They've had negative earnings for fore... |
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You're assuming he's holding until expiry dumb dumb.
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No, I'm not assuming that. Check my screenshot, closing the position feb 1 is not much better in the event of a pop
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You're assuming AAPL can go up after earnings. Google beat and did... |
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More of my order went through, added another 218 calls
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How do you even reach the keyboard with balls of that magnitude constantly getting in the way?
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Sometimes you just have to believe. Hope I'm not wrong!
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why are ... |
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doing better than 90% of this sub
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my gf tells people I'm a stock trader
in reality i just sit at home, read wsb and yolo on earnings
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sounds like a stock trader
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Is there anyone on this sub with any actual knowledge of sto... |
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That is called writing options. If you have the balls for it, you can lose more money than you have.
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Oh cool, so how do I write them? Seems like easy money.
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Famous last words
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Mine were:
"Why buy ATM calls when I... |
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This. MOTHER. FUCKER.
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Stop being pissed and start playing the pattern. Ole pres is gonna double down once he gets the upper hand back, he does it on every single major deal.
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"The Pattern" What are you, fucking retarded? There is no pat... |
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Further reaffirmation that NVDA's run is far from over . . .
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The best part about analysts covering NVDA is they have zero idea on how to value it due to the potential of AI, autonomous driving, and data servers. No one knows how big those markets will e... |
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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I wanna know who deleted my campfire post ��
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i did.
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Why tho?
Edit: I guess rule #7. You right
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Bruh, you have no idea how many MU posts pop up every hour. Just pointless shit constantly so they need to be wrangled.
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Here comes the mainstream media bump and dump
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McAfee is going to become a billionaire again by the end of the week and then dump the stock. Most hilarious shit ever.
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McAfee can't sell the stock for a year. That's part of the reason why ma... |
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At least you flaired your post correctly.
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What is it with you and flairs?
Normally I wouldn't say anything but your obsession with flairs is becoming a huge problem and I'm assuming you were playing with pennies or leverage, my advice is to stop. Put y... |
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This is old news. This company sucks and jp morgan is gonna take an L on their debt
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I wonder what is going to happen when a recession hits, companies go bankrupt or stop renting those places and WeWork is stuck shouldering those empty buildings...
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you will be gone but not forgotten.
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you think i didnt already know that everything bezos does is perfect?
what do you take me for?
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i think a lot of people don’t yet hence the price drop. oh well, got 20 more shares on sale today.
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20 more shares of AMZN... one day I too wil... |
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First, change your oil.
Next get yourself on like nutrisystem or some bullshit where they deliver food for you since your a lazy fuck eating ramen.
Get a new laptop, if you game then I'd recommend MSI, if you don't, then just go to best buy and tell the guy you want so... |
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I've been banned forever. Dude marries a girl that doesn't work and had 100k in student loans and no kids, and her degree is in something useless. He wanted to know what he could do, I said he could find a new wife. 100k and some variety, what's not to like?
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Do you really think anyone here owns anything worth $100,000?
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I was talking about the gf
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Do you really think anyone here has a gf?
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I had one in highschool. Over-the-pants handjobs for dayzzz.
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Shit I remember those awesome ass refunds during my college career I would yolo on anything just because why not free money lol
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To discover five years later it carries a 6.8% interest rate.
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Good thing I dont have to pay student loans bac... |
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Honestly, props to him for just admitting he doesn’t know much rather than spouting bullshit.
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98% of people on tv in a similar position would not have done the same
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What are options?
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nobody here knows. we all have les... |
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In terms of stocks with insane upside potential, it’s tough to get bigger than JD. Stocks been kinda depressing for a while, but it could theoretically match or even eclipse Amazon one day if it can grow and improve.
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Any Chinese will tell u Baba can end JD... |
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What did he do
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Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about the stock market. Can you explain what shoring a stock means?
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basically you borrow a stock from someone and... |
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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Another one of those immensely creative and funny "How do I short XY xD" posts, good job!
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I feel it's more like xDDD instead of one Day after the x.
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Sry my bad :(((
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Hold your fucking ground. Fuck that guys opinion.
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More informative than my financial econ class.
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yep i honestly didnt really understand greeks because it was too complicated of an explanation. asked prof to explain in english and he said he didnt have time. retardspeak must be my main language.
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Trump said no tax reform until health care bill is finished. Market has been banking on his promise to cut corp tax.
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So hypothetically, if the deal is progressing / get closed, we're gonna see a rally?
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Essentially if the GOP version of the... |
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Could you imagine having to be up by 6:30 to be awake when the market opens?
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I do that everyday you weak willed faggot
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I bet it sucks. Does it suck?
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Its got to be better than your life
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**cancels account immediately**
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i should reply back with cancellation request. my portfolio down 35% today anywayz
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35% in one day? Jesus
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faggots delight fuck you up
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MU ?
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Are you a cow?
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That's why it's called a yolo my man. You could have come out a lot richer but you fucked up and lost a lot of money.
Money comes and goes but I'll tell you this. To get back to your $660k, you'll need to make 100% return.
**DO NOT TRY TO GO MAKE A 100% RETURN ON ANOTHER... |
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Is this the largest amount of loss we've seen on this sub? 1 fucking million dollars meme'd away in a few months.
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Uh, what about u/martymoho and his multiple millions on MU calls.
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Didn’t you lose 1.3 mil in about a month not too long a... |
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Over/under 6 months until his Girlfriend Miranda Kerr leaves him.
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Fiancé; and why the hell would she leave a guy who just cashed out 750 mil?
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Cause she gets 375 once she divorces his ass
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Well they're not married yet so I... |
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Does this mean $tsla to the moon? Or it means buy more puts because teslaq has more bs bag of $1m lawsuits lined up?
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To the moon. Gotta realize the only advertising they do is word of mouth. With this model, the more cars they have out there(as long as peop... |
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What's the most valuable thing you have learned from the meeting?
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That people who traveled far to get to it wasted their time unless they wanted to vacation in the area.
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You remember EA? Remember when Reddit was so proud that they made EA go down 5%?
Well now a larger scale of retards are making FB go down for basically the same reason.
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This is different.
EAs main source of income was never in jeopardy, where with Faceb... |
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I’ve noticed a lot more people buying them within my bias circle then previous years. Not sure if it’s just the cycle or what... but my bias agrees
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I switched from a Samsung to iPhone. I was sick of the bloatware mainly. Uninstallable apps and shit.
I als... |
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Spoiler alert: slightly better camera, slightly faster, slightly better battery, slightly better design.
Cook will claim how revolutionary it is and the crowd will go wild.
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And dammit, I’ll have to buy it’. ಠ_ಠ
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I'm on the 6S still... wo... |
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Bruh can we ban r/all ? Fuck these pussies coming in here and telling us how to live .
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So you’re saying /r/wsb should be....delisted?
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So, basically, quarantined. Or else privatized.
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>Where did I find this guy Jerome? Oh well, you can’t win them all!
My sides, lmao. What fucking timeline is this where the POTUS tweets this stuff about his own Fed chair nomination.
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What worries me is why would he tweet this when Powell speaks about s... |
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not sure if srs, buying 1000 calls for 13.50 would cost 1.35m.
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So, I would have to pay that? I don't understand...1000 * $13.50 = $13,500?
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Price is per share on the call option. So you pay 13.50 * 100 * 1000.
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Freerolling my $TSLA calls through earnings, already sold half for the total initial cost. Now it's either a huge win or breakeven.
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I'd sell somewhere around 315 in this market. In a solid market we would've seen 350 for those numbers,
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I listened to the whole soul crushing thing. Nothing bad about stocks. Holy cow this dude is punching above his level, though.
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I liked the way the hosts were looking like they wanted to shut him up and keep him on topic. He rambles on like a drunk and hits ... |
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Interns failed, no job offers for them.
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Fuck I wish I got to do this when I was an intern with them �� the people who got to run these things were always in IT and got to leave by like fucking 2
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Ho-kay, so what you're gonna wanna do is delete Robinhood and never have children
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What?
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Go ahead and do it if it's guaranteed...
I doubt it will get filled with that cost, the bid vs ask spread would prevent profit
MMs aren't retarded...... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m sure someone can write code that would be able to buy every combo online if your state allows you to buy online
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600m requests / 48 hours until drawing = 145 requests per second. Doable, assuming you don't get blacklisted for spam.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everything tanked sharply.. scared of fed meeting? Idk. BTFD
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah bro. I woke up and saw my account pretty decently green but I'm a greedy fuck so I was just like "whatever I'll let it ride" and started playing video games then I looked like 10 minutes ago ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Papa bless ��
Fucking LOL did any employees see you and give you weird looks
## Speaker_1: ##
There was a construction crew nearby. I took the pic then ran away like a giddy girl.
## Speaker_2: ##
It’s been tanking since this is posted. ��
## Speaker_3: ##
It’s almost li... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You guys on Myspace?
## Speaker_1: ##
...Orrr?
I love this reference because it
started some of my friends and Is most used lingo. Every question we’d end with “orrr?” We gonna smoke orrr...? Y’all want to watch TV orrr...? That movie influenced our speech even to this da... |
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Jokes aside how the fuck is he pulling off 3% saving and checking acc. Sounds too good to be true
## Speaker_1: ##
T-mobile has a 4% account as well. Scammers gonna scam.
## Speaker_0: ##
But is that checking or saving. I have hard time with checking at 3%
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I have come to realize that the majority of us have absolutely no discipline whatsoever. Most of us are 20 something’s and will be able to recover from any losses in the future. This is not the end of the world for me. However, I am becoming increasingly concerned that the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this a thing?
## Speaker_1: ##
Everything is assault now, bro. You can be ripe for a harassment suit because you said hi too emphatically.
The shit is a joke.....
## Speaker_2: ##
Such hyperbole. I’ve interacted with plenty of women in the office and neither me not any... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I sold my shares at like $40��
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Sold amd at 2$...
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Oof
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meh it was a while ago. if all we ever did was buy and hold we wouldnt be visitng this sub...
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All I do is buy and hold. I'm here for the memes
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your retarded
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*you’re
## Walls1337bot: ##
Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What's that buddy? Wha- A grammatical error?!? WHAT?!? B... Bu... That can't be possible! Surely not! A GRAMMAR MISTAKE? IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absol... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Crazy! What do you plan on doing with it? Are you going to trade more to try and get a yacht or are you cashing out?
## Speaker_1: ##
I will likely reinvest. I am trying to get enough for a home / graduate school.
## Speaker_2: ##
oh no
## Speaker_1: ##
Oh no? I’ve have ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>1) Get a 1.5% cash back credit card, put your expenses on it, and here's the important part, pay it off every fucking month so you don't pay interest. This will give you like $400 bucks a year plus sweet perks like fraud protection and sometimes insurance.
I honestly ca... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
IRS pls go
## Speaker_1: ##
Just file chapter 9. What money?
## Speaker_2: ##
I don’t think you can file it. You have to declare it.
## Speaker_3: ##
I DECLARE BANKRUPCY.
Ok I did it. Do I need to pay taxes now?
## Speaker_0: ##
bankruptcy doesn't save you from taxes. ... |
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[Goodbye.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSNI1ErEgTA)
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## Speaker_0: ##
Narrator: *he wouldn't break with tradition.*
## Speaker_1: ##
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the author missing the larger issue - excessive corporate debt? Wouldn't that actually be the most likely path to recession?
## Speaker_2: ##
Yep I agreed corporate debts and ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I don't remember you.
## Speaker_0: ##
Well the OP is definitely lying about the 50:1 leverage.
If this
> That time I shorted 7,400 barrels now I'm going to up my game. I'm currently working on increasing my leverage from 50:1 to at least 200:1. With forex you can g... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bell.... South...
Holy fuck.
## Speaker_1: ##
I used to work in telecom this triggered me
## Walls1337bot: ##
shit i still work in telecom
## Speaker_2: ##
hang on, applying in telecom so I can relate...
## Walls1337bot: ##
do it. shit's blowing up with 5G and convert... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's his passion. Collecting the green is a fringe benefit.
## Speaker_1: ##
His passion is making profit but not actually the money?
## Speaker_2: ##
Yup, if he liked the money he could live in a mansion with several lambos. Instead he simply lives in a single house all... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hope you don’t work with capital of any sort. If you do you suck at your job.
## Speaker_1: ##
I don’t do anything at work.
## Speaker_2: ##
Are you guys hiring?
## Speaker_1: ##
I think we need some truck drivers. Not sure if truck drivers and day traders are a good mi... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Those prices though. I pay 16€ for unlimited 4G in Finland lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ye, a country with a population of 5 million.
Good comparison.
## Speaker_0: ##
Superior network infrastructure*
## Walls1337bot: ##
USA - 9 Million square km
Norway - 300K square km
It'... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol its a late night communist brigade! Hahahhaahha i laugh at all of your faces, you commies ready for 40 years of conservative supreme court? Jajajajja
## Walls1337bot: ##
Look, it took us a good 7 years and trillions in new debt in order to recover from the last GOP econ... |
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